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Slashback: Hippocampus, Matter, Blogs

Slashback tonight brings you updates, clarifications and even a followup question on recent Slashdot stories on the iLoo, Verizon's pay-phone hot spots, the artificial hippocampus, Google and blogs, patenting smart matter and more -- read on below for the details. I have room for an entire artificial brain in there! The Evil Couch writes "In an update to an older Slashdot story The Guardian has a story saying that the scientists at USC-LA are about to connect a silicon model of the hippocampus to a rat's brain. If it's a successful replacement for the meat hippocampus, they plan on scaling it up and testing it on monkeys and then hopefully humans."

Why not a quarter for 15 minutes of access? amy's robot writes "After announcing plans to do so just last week, Verizon has activated the WiFi hotspots built in to their Manhattan payphones. Here's official info and a FAQ along with a map of the hotposts. The catch: you have to be a Verizon Online subscriber to use them, but they're free if you are."

So the blogs can stop fleeing to the hills. GeekLife.com writes "Dave Winer received a note from Google PR stating 'Just want to be sure you know that there's been no consideration of removing weblogs from our index.' Seems The Register's speculation may have somehow been unfounded."

I'd rather see a patent for smart toothpaste. Wil McCarthy writes "Last week on this forum, there was some heated discussion about my nonfiction book, Hacking Matter , and specifically about the patent application included in the book's appendix. I was accused of the intellectual property equivalent of cybersquatting: patenting a speculative idea and then sitting back and waiting 'for someone to actually do the hard work of inventing a useful product before gouging them for royalties.' In this scenario, my book has a chilling effect on an entire industry, stifling innovation.

What may have been lost in the shuffle is the fact that I'm not 'just' a science fiction writer or science journalist. First and foremost I'm an engineer, and to the best of my knowledge the idea of "wellstone," or bulk programmable matter woven from fibers surfaced with quantum dots, is original to me. The patent merely codifies these facts. Also, notably, the field of quantum dot research is lively and growing, but not at all focused on materials science applications. Thus there is no extant programmable matter industry to be squelched by my efforts.

Nor have I, per the discussion, patented a device which a person skilled in the art could not produce. It's true that some embodiments of the invention require nanometer precision in three dimensions and are thus beyond present-day manufacturing capabilities, but other less capable embodiments could be produced today. I didn't provide a working model to the patent office because I wasn't required to, having filed a Provisional Patent Application prior to the RPA.

As I make clear in the book, my interest is in hastening the arrival of programmable matter as both an industry and a field of inquiry. My partner and I are presently engaged in discussions to fund the development of a prototype quantum dot fiber which would be broadly, programmably self-doping at liquid nitrogen temperatures. We're also quite willing to license the technology to interested parties at non-gouge rates, and any suggestion to the contrary is simply foolish. If my aim is to change the world, what do I stand to gain by stifling development of my own invention?"

Sorting through the evidence. CowboyRobot writes "Edward Tufte (known for his book, Envisioning Information) analyzes the Boeing explanation for the Columbia disaster, pointing out design flaws and how those flaws conceal ambiguity in the report."

Tufte's analyis is the kind that should be applied to many more situations -- he dissects the way reassuring, blandly obfuscated PowerPoint slides can be used to slip through statements that might cause justified concern if spoken in plain language.

Dr. Whonow? Mechanik writes "You may remember the previous Slashdot story about the BBC doing a Flash treatment of one of Douglas Adams's Dr. Who scripts, Shada. Just wanted to let everyone know that Part Two is now available."

Welcome to Stepford. ragingmime writes "The Boston Globe has an interesting story on the Polyphonic "hit song science" technology that Slashdot mentioned a while ago. The Globe mentions specific things that the software measures and give opinions from various people in the music industry. It's an interesting - and kinda creepy - read."

Boilerplate or camera tricks? andrel writes "In his Slashdot interview Michael Robertson answered question 10 with:

I believe that if you purchase a product, you should have the right to change it, move it, or alter it for your own personal needs. The seller should have the right to say that you void the warranty or refuse to support it if you change it, but you should still have right as the purchaser to make that choice. This goes for music, software and personal computers. [emphasis added]

Too bad Lindows.Com doesn't share his values. The license agreement for LindowsOS explicitly prohibits users from modifying it (section 1.1.a.iv for individuals and 1.1.b.iv for businesses). As for voiding the warranty, well according to section 4 there wasn't one there in the first place. The EULA also claims that you may not allow a visiting friend to use your LindowsOS computer, nor may you use it to conduct business(both in section 1.1.a.iii)."

Robertson reads Slashdot; I hope we'll see his reaction to this soon.

Imagine the course of a canoe paddled by Microsoft and SCO. SolipsistX writes "The Seattle Times is reporting that Microsoft now says that the iLoo is not a joke. Apparently, execs killed the project after it became a laughing stock. The announcement yesterday that it was a joke was caused by miscommunication, says Microsoft. Needless to say, this does not help Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing initiative."

187 comments

  1. iLoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, and I wanted an iLoo too. It would have given me a chance to use MS products in the way in which they were intended for a change.

    1. Re:iLoo by Gonoff · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you want to be using one when it BSODs?
      I think we have some good material for cartoons there. Maybe when it does crash, it clamps your buttocks and gives you a 3-fingered salute!

      Of course this could all be a cover for the new Microsoft Wedgie2003 Professional release...

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    2. Re:iLoo by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 4, Funny
      Do you want to be using one when it BSODs?

      Big Shit Of Death?

      Sounds painfull.

    3. Re:iLoo by nytes · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, OK. But who has to analyze the crash dump?

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    4. Re:iLoo by the_real_tigga · · Score: 1

      well...

      "If the problem persists, please contact the manufacturer"

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    5. Re:iLoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where do you want to GO today?

    6. Re:iLoo by ralphclark · · Score: 5, Funny
      But who has to analyze the crash dump?

      Whoever dumped the log.

    7. Re:iLoo by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny
      It would have given me a chance to use MS products in the way in which they were intended for a change.
      You were going to leave "Windows XP Crapping Edition" on there? I was hoping somebody would figure out how to run linux on it...
      • I wanted to get a good grep while I took a core dump.
      • It's the perfect place to play with your tarballs!
      • We'd all be happy until RMS came around and told us we have to call it GNU/iLoo.
      • And of course, the preferred process would be to gunzip, ./configure, make, and then make clean.
      I will not apologize for that.
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    8. Re:iLoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's an internet crapper any stupider than those crazy japanese toilets that warm your nether regions and play soft music to help you out? Sounds like a good idea for a different market.

      In a way it's kinda obvious, crap and the internet seem to just go together.

    9. Re:iLoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot one step:

      make in stall....

      Ughhhh!

    10. Re:iLoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, geez! Who didn't flush the buffers???

  2. "Microsoft's PR Needs Flushing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    An absolutely priceless article title. One of many that can be found on the iLoo here.

    1. Re:"Microsoft's PR Needs Flushing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha good post

      My favorite is the one from ZA:

      "Microsoft admits iLoo was a load of crap"

      that is TEH FUNNY!!!

  3. heh by asv108 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Robertson reads Slashdot; I hope we'll see his reaction to this soon

    Maybe Robertson should spend more time reading his own EULA's and less time reading /.

  4. fixing the link on the main page by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

    you may wish to fix the link on the main page. Thats ok news for the blogs , but I would still like to see you be able to exclude blogs from your search results (I dont really want to know what a couple thousand slashdotters think about everthing :-)

    1. Re:fixing the link on the main page by feldsteins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know, at first I thought this was a good idea. People go to google to find out "objective info," not what I and some guy down the block think about it, right?

      But then I started thinking maybe that's wrong. I mean what is it that makes millions of us sit up at night on the web rather than watching late-night tv? I believe that it is because there is some kinds of information that you can get on the web that you can't get on television, newspapers, magazines, or radio.

      That information is simply real people speaking plainly in their own voices. Complete with lies, swear words, misunderstandings, misspellings, everything. it's completely devoid of slick, corporate, boardroom approved, focus-group tested, marketing speak. People like that, it seems. They like it enough to shut off Letterman and hang here.

      If you wanted to buy a car for example you could go to the dealer showroom and listen to the sales person and read the glossy brochure. Or, you could go to an independent web discussion site to hear what owners have to say about it. Even if some of the things they say aren't true you're a lot more likely to get the straight scoop after reading a hundred posts there than you are by reading all the promotional materials the maker can throw at you.

      So, given that this type of information is what makes the web a cool place to begin with, in the end maybe the real smart thing for google to do would be the opposite: the default behavior is to include blogs. You'd have to deliberately exclude them if you wanted to. An opt-out scenario.

      And please excuse me for butchering the ideas of David Weinberger in his magnificent Small Pieces Loosely Joined .

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    2. Re:fixing the link on the main page by t · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This blog-exclusion idea is indicative of the current mindset regarding AI, not to mention the accomplishments of AI. (See previous story)

      The true problem that needs to be fixed is that google needs to be able to grok well-formed sentences and return appropriate results. I hope that my future kids will one day be able to search the web with something better than boolean logic with a page rank assist.

    3. Re:fixing the link on the main page by Slurm-V · · Score: 1

      On the other hand - "lies, swear words, misunderstandings, misspellings, everything" - this is also the situation with usenet and google separates that. That said - I have a blog (which I thoughtfully won't link to here), and I think the separation would be a good idea - despite the extra hits I get from people googling obscure children's movies that I mentioned in passing six months ago. I'd be happy enough with an opt-out situation, but I think google would be more useful to me if it filtered them by default and created a blogosphere search. Surely the aim is greater control over the types of hits a search returns. And how much do massive blogrolls skew pagerank anyway?

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    4. Re:fixing the link on the main page by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      "That information is simply real people speaking plainly in their own voices. Complete with lies, swear words, misunderstandings, misspellings, everything. it's completely devoid of slick, corporate, boardroom approved, focus-group tested, marketing speak. People like that, it seems. They like it enough to shut off Letterman and hang here."

      Funny you said that.....my parents always harp on me for taking up the viewpoint of something I've read on forums or on slashdot, and say that they're not accurate news sources, and that I need to find more reliable sources. I almost busted several internal organs trying to stifle the laughter as I thought of what those "reliable sources" might be....TV? Newspapers? I really should bring up this discussion again now that whatshisname got busted for lying in his reports. If millions of people discussing issues without financial incentive isn't more reliable than the traditional news sources, what is?

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  5. Why? by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    Needless to say, this does not help Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing initiative.

    Why is that exactly? PR versus good code writing go hand in hand now?

    1. Re:Why? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If they can not even know what products there researching, how can the be trusted to communicate proper security information accross there programming teams?

      uummm, ok its a stretch.

      OTOH they don't go hand in hand, this is why we can't trust MS is implimenting security in a trustworthy way just cause they say they are.

      ha, that ones better. ;)

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    2. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, Slashdot wouldn't want to be caught posting anything about Microsoft that wasn't actually negitive... :-)

    3. Re:Why? by pyrrho · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing" has nothing to do with good code writing... it's entirely PR.

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    4. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a poster on Slashdot wouldn't be caught dead without a spelling misteak.

    5. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, he would'nt be caught dead

    6. Re:Why? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      You're right, he wouldn't .

    7. Re:Why? by DataPath · · Score: 1

      Some might argue that Microsoft's Trustworthy Compuing Initiative is just PR.

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  6. Re: artificial hippocampus by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, um, should the Keanu Reaves joke be about the Matrix or about Johnny Mneumonic?

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  7. Come on now by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
    Look, I've been "holding it" ever since the iLoo was announced. Is it real or not?

    1. Re:Come on now by kupo+zero · · Score: 2, Informative

      The iLoo, WAS a real idea, not a hoax as previously stated. However, MS's PR department fscked it up, and announced it as a hoax.

    2. Re:Come on now by silvaran · · Score: 1

      Look, I've been "holding it" ever since the iLoo was announced. Is it real or not?

      It's not real... and I doubt it ever will be in the way it's documented. What I could see as cool is if you could walk in and it could scan your eyes so you could "look" at where you want to go. Much like the visual-assisted computers that some disabled people have used, without all the heavy headgear. That way, when you "click" on the wrong place, you won't pick up more than just a 404 :).

      This probably won't be soon, so don't hold your... uh, breath...

    3. Re:Come on now by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So it is a joke, but not a hoax. Either way it will never be a product. I could probably make a joke about vapourware here, but I'm too busy.

    4. Re:Come on now by WEFUNK · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The iLoo, WAS a real idea, not a hoax as previously stated. However, MS's PR department fscked it up, and announced it as a hoax.

      Microsoft may have screwed this one up with some really poor internal communications and overzealous PR reps, but the media also has to take some blame for some really poor journalism.

      While a few MS reps did try to spin things as "an April Fool's joke", the story with the widest circulation (and it's still being published in some papers as late as today) was the one with the "hoax" headline attached to a story that made it clear that it was NOT a hoax, but was simply an overhyped pilot project. Of course all the editorials and TV news programs simply read the misleading headline about a "hoax" without reading the rest of story and turned this into an even bigger story, while most Slashdot comments seemed to pick out the obvious discrepancies right away.

      Slashdot readers may be criticized for not always reading the stories but at least they seem to do much better than the mass media in this respect. That the media will continue to spin this story over the next couple of days is almost as sad, irresponsible, and scary as the recently exposed fraudulent NYT reporter.

      Of course, it's fun to laugh at Microsoft too!

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    5. Re:Come on now by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      That would be the Composting iLoo, a new (competing) product from Apple. Hippies, the lot of them.

  8. Right by The+Bungi · · Score: 4, Funny
    he dissects the way reassuring, blandly obfuscated PowerPoint slides can be used to slip through statements that might cause justified concern if spoken in plain language

    Which would not be the case if the slides had been created with Agnubis or Impress. That bit of editorial spiel would have read "he clarified points made in the presentation slides".

  9. Stifling INNOVATION, Not PATENTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Thus there is no extant programmable matter industry to be squelched by my efforts.

    The whole point is that such patents will "squelch" any burgeoning "programmable matter industry", not simply one that is already extant at the time of your patent application.

    The question of what constitutes innovation versus discovery is always a difficult one. The fact is, however, that patents are not meant to protect or aid those "who figure out how to do new stuff", but rather for those "who do new stuff". We do live in a society with a penchant for materialism; as thus, the "ideas behind something cool" are valued much less than that actual "something cool".

    Thoughts?

    1. Re:Stifling INNOVATION, Not PATENTS by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      His statement "the idea of wellstone, or bulk programmable matter woven from fibers surfaced with quantum dots, is original to me." is untrue. Many people have thought of this- science fiction authors have published books and even comics based on the idea. True, to make an exciting story, they have exaggerated the possibilities, but the core is there.

      On a different note, science fiction authors have "invented" things like robots (Capek), communication satellites (Clarke), and even the internet (Gibson). Yet they obviously weren't rewarded when somebody actually invented the device. In the good old days, the patent office would prevent non-inventors from claiming an idea by requiring a working model to be presented at filing. Ideas are $0.10 per dozen.

      Overall, however, his pseudo-patent application doesn't bother me. Quantum dots are unlikely to be manufacturable for practical uses inside 21 years from now- his claim will expire before the industry is even ready to be squelched. (R&D can be performed regardless of patents, it's only commercial exploitation that they'll block)

  10. patent apologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As I make clear in the book, my interest is in hastening the arrival of programmable matter as both an industry and a field of inquiry.

    Then why patent part of the field before it even gets off the ground? Why not just publish the description in a journal?

    We're also quite willing to license the technology to interested parties at non-gouge rates

    Ah yes, that's MIGHTY generous!

    If my aim is to change the world, what do I stand to gain by stifling development of my own invention?

    Oh, I dunno, a few dollars from the occasional "non-gouge rate" perhaps?

    I hear this a lot.. someone patents something, then when asked they say: "I patented it because I want everyone to use it!" .. "I patented it so it would become the standard!" .. etc..

    That doesn't make sense to me.

  11. Stupid microsoft people by sharph · · Score: 2, Funny
    "I can confirm it was an April Fools' joke," Noury Bernard-Hasan, a director in the public-relations division, told the CNET news Web site.

    I would like to see them confirm that its an april fools joke..... in May (or maybe April, but way after April 1st anyways)!

    1. Re:Stupid microsoft people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that it's May 14 by my calendar, they just did, dumbass.

    2. Re:Stupid microsoft people by sharph · · Score: 1

      You can't make an April Fools joke in May.

      Double dumbass on you!

    3. Re:Stupid microsoft people by Rabidbunnylover · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's just proof that slipping deadlines are affecting every facet of the software industry.

    4. Re:Stupid microsoft people by identity0 · · Score: 1

      I would like to see them confirm that its an april fools joke..... in May (or maybe April, but way after April 1st anyways)!

      You haven't seen many Microsoft product release schedules, do you? ;) I'm suprised they didn't just push it 'til next April Fools...

    5. Re:Stupid microsoft people by theantipode · · Score: 0

      Flamebait. This is just an update on an older article. It wasn't released yesterday. One shouldn't comment if one isn't up to date on the article.

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  12. controll by geekoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    " If my aim is to change the world, what do I stand to gain by stifling development of my own invention?""
    ummm, MS changed the world of comuting, but I don't see them opening up there research.
    Just because you want to change the world doesn't mean you don't want to control/dominate that change.

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    1. Re:controll by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "MS changed the world of comuting,"

      Yeah, instead of idiots reading a newspaper while driving, we now have idiots using a laptop while driving. Thanks Microsoft!

    2. Re:controll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear due ewe wont too gogh 2day?

    3. Re:controll by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      But MS didn't stifle their own product by preventing it from being used, and not selling it.
      If McCarthy wouldn't work on it and just got a patent, then no one would work on it, and it wouldn't change the world-his goal. Only by working on it he would be able to change the world. Therefore, he should develop this to change the world. QED.

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  13. What is that silly Lindows license thing ? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Funny
    The EULA also claims that you may not allow a visiting friend to use your LindowsOS computer

    Bob, buzzing Roger : hey buddy, can I pop to your place to play with your new Lindows box ?
    Roger : Err, actually Bob, I'd love to but we're friends and you'd be visiting me, so you couldn't use my box. The EULA says it, ya know ...
    Bob : What does that mean ? are you kidding me ? you suck ass man !
    Roger : hey, don't you dare insult me ! Bob : F*ck you man, you're talking bollocks. You're not my friend anymore. There ! Roger : well then, if we're not friends anymore, I suppose you can come visit me and try out my Lindows box ...

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    1. Re:What is that silly Lindows license thing ? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. It's like a profane version of the "Dining Philosophers" problem. :D

  14. The iLoo is more serious than you'd think by karmawarrior · · Score: 4, Funny
    Behind the obvious humor in the story behind the iLoo lies a more serious issue concerning universal access to a network that's steadily becoming more important to people's lives. The Internet continues to grow - at a slower rate, perhaps, than at the height of the tech bubble - but the massive amount of content on the Internet and the day-to-day reliance upon it as a disseminator of information is unquestionable and important.

    The iLoo marks one attempt to create an environment where the internet is everywhere. It was a brave attempt - other attempts have focussed on relatively unusable systems such as bringing the internet to pocketable phones, an exceedingly expensive mechanism that does not deliver what it attempts to do due to the limitations of the medium. Airports have experimented, with moderate success, at providing Internet terminals, and also at 802.11 based systems - though in that case, taking advantage of the high number of laptops owned corporately and the high number of corporate users of air travel. More universal 802.11 solutions are doomed - at least until the development of a $199 Apple iBook.

    Putting the Internet everywhere will be a difficult task. An environment needs to be fostered where relatively expensive equipment can be placed in public safely and profitably. This means thinking laterally, and Microsoft has, for once, done so with the iLoo. Systems may eventually be developed that provide usable Internet terminals on public transport or in shops or photobooths. The ideas about where cannot be limited except by trying and failing. But it's inevitable that ideas will not be tried if they're laughed at before they can even be tested. This quagmire of laterally thought ideas not being raised for fear of ridicule will not disappear by itself. Unless people are prepared to actually act, not just talk about it on Slashdot, nothing will ever get done. Apathy is not an option.

    You can help by getting off your rear and writing to your congressman or senator. Tell them that the Internet is important to you, and that universal access, both geographically and sociologically, is vital to the Internet's future and to the many billions of people who rely upon the Internet in their daily lives. Tell them that you appreciate the work being done to bring the Internet out of the offices and homes to where it can be reached by everyone, by groups such as Microsoft, VoiceStream, Palm, and Apple but that if they are unable to bring ideas even to the prototyping stage, you will be forced to use less and less secure and intelligently designed alternatives. Let them know that SMP may make or break whether you can efficiently deploy OpenBSD on your workstations and servers. Explain the concerns you have about freedom, openness, and choice, and how cramping creativity when it comes to opening the Internet harms all three. Let them know that this is an issue that effects YOU directly, that YOU vote, and that your vote will be influenced, indeed dependent, on their polices on Universal Internet Access .

    You CAN make a difference. Don't treat voting as a right, treat it as a duty. Keep informed, keep your political representatives informed on how you feel. And, most importantly of all, vote.

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    1. Re:The iLoo is more serious than you'd think by Otter · · Score: 3, Funny
      Let them know that SMP may make or break whether you can efficiently deploy OpenBSD on your workstations and servers.

      Uh, yeah -- if I can't run OpenBSD on my quad-Xeon toilet firewall, why, it's almost not worth having network access in my bathroom at all!

    2. Re:The iLoo is more serious than you'd think by Some+Dumbass... · · Score: 1

      The iLoo marks one attempt to create an environment where the internet is everywhere.

      Sounds like an advertising slogan to me.

      "With the Microsoft iLoo, at least your internet access will be regular."

      (P.S. The iLoo is a prank, started by Microsoft UK, if I recall.)

    3. Re:The iLoo is more serious than you'd think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Geez, I can understand not reading the links, but not even reading the article summary?

      Scroll back up, read where it talks about the iLoo. No, it wasn't a prank. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS SLASHBACK YOU IDIOT.

  15. Info for editors: by Dynedain · · Score: 3, Informative

    It is not USC-LA, it is just USC, the University of Southern California.

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    1. Re:Info for editors: by geekoid · · Score: 1

      probably didn't want to confuse it with University of Southern Carolina

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    2. Re:Info for editors: by nexex · · Score: 1

      yea, i always see USC and think south carolina not, southern california...confusing :)

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    3. Re:Info for editors: by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      in other words separate the Trojans from the Cocks

  16. Re: Lindows by Bold+Marauder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yikes! Even the XP EULA allows a visiting friend to use your computer. (afaik, correct me if I'm wrong.) So, long story short: Lindows is copying not only Microsoft's look and feel, but also the legalese (and in this case, even eceeding it)? Ugh, I guess someone had to replace SCO.

  17. Re:slow down cowby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iLoo was brought to you by the numbers 1 and 2.

  18. Patentable? by GlassHeart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nor have I, per the discussion, patented a device which a person skilled in the art could not produce. It's true that some embodiments of the invention require nanometer precision in three dimensions and are thus beyond present-day manufacturing capabilities, but other less capable embodiments could be produced today.

    So what makes it patentable if a person with ordinary skills in the art can build one? A patent is supposed to protect inventions beyond the abilities of those with ordinary skills at the time of application.

    1. Re:Patentable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I believe a patent must supply enough information about the invention that after reading it, one "skilled in the art" would be able to produce it. What makes it patentable is the novelty of the design or approach. Someone "skilled in the art" couldn't have made one without the patent because the idea or approach isn't obvious. Once explained though, a patent must give enough details that one "skilled in the arts" could make one.

    2. Re:Patentable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know how this got modded +1 Interesting insatead of -1 Bullshit. That's not the point of patents. You got it all mixed up. A person skilled in the art SHOULD be able to build a patented device. The patent is granted on an invention that is not OBVIOUS to one skilled in the art, so as to prevent people from patenting trivial things, like one click... oh, never mind...

    3. Re:Patentable? by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1

      The invention is not in the skills needed to actually build one, but in the thinking necessary to design it. His point was that building a device based on the patent application doesn't require substantial additional invention or processes impossible with current technology and technique. Also, he stated that the application was provisional, so I don't really see anything to complain about here.

    4. Re:Patentable? by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      I'm just going to respond to this first of three more or less identical responses.

      What I had intended to write was a cheap shot to point out that the explanation offered by Wil McCarthy neglected to show how the invention was non-obvious, a requirement for a patent. If three people didn't get it, the "shot" obviously missed, so I apologize for the miscommunication.

      The main point remains: it's not enough to be the first person to think of an idea, if your solution is an obvious one to somebody of ordinary skills confronted with the problem. It's also not enough that a prototype can be built today. McCarthy's explanation is conspicuously missing precisely, IMHO, the most abused aspect of the patent system.

  19. Awesome! Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Make sure you copy the link and open it in a new tab/window. (Don't open directly from Slashdot unless you want a surprise!)

  20. This will help you remember Sammy Jankis by yerricde · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No, the Guy Pearce joke should be about Memento . In that movie, Pearce played a man who could not form new memories because of traumatic damage to his hippocampus. (Saying much further would spoil the plot.)

    --
    Will I retire or break 10K?
    1. Re:This will help you remember Sammy Jankis by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Have I ever told you about Sammy Jankis?

    2. Re:This will help you remember Sammy Jankis by haedesch · · Score: 1

      Do not believe these lies!

  21. Audio Blogger, Picture Blogger, Beer Goggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So Blogger (aka BgLoOoGgGlEeR) now is offering a $3/month (free trial available) Audio Blogger service. It provides you with a phone number to call, then posts any message you leave at that number as .mp3 clips on your blog.

    Actually sounds really cool. Has anyone used or tested this? What's the filesize on, say, a 30 second clip?

    How long until we see the first "I just got hit on and you won't guess what his pickup line was!" blog?
    Now imagine the new "Picture Blog" service that works with photo-cellphones. Now that would give rise to an awesome blog called:
    "I'm too drunk to tell; how about you guys vote on how she'd look without beer goggles?"

  22. PowerPoint == presentation by Heisenbug · · Score: 1

    I know the editors throw in lots of spin, but I really don't think this counts. Where I come from, saying 'presentation slides' and saying 'powerpoint presentation' amounts to the same thing, since powerpoint owns so much of the market. If anything, this is pro-Microsoft spin -- it enforces the idea that Microsoft owns everything.

    1. Re:PowerPoint == presentation by elmegil · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Beyond that, who cares what product it was; standard presentation managers all clone off of PowerPoint, and all suck for engineering analysis for the same reasons.

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      7 November 2006: The day Americans realized corruption and incompetence weren't addressing 11 September 2001
  23. BSODs by Luigi30 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh well. Guess I won't have to write "Ctrl+Alt+Del" on my plunger...

    --
    503 Sig Unavailable

    The Signature could not be accessed. Please try again later or contact the administrator
    1. Re:BSODs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no !

      That would merely be the equivalent of, say, freeing disk space or emptyng the trashcan icon.

      CTRL-ALT-DEL would probably involve something like closing all the registers, cutting off water from the mains, unattaching the porcelain, reinstalling the pipes and *then* putting everything together again.

      On the other hand, if bandwidth and processor speed were adequately emulated... What's the speed of sound in water, again ? :>

      And *don't* ask about the warm boot, please. :)

  24. Re:Matrix Reloaded Torrent! by CausticWindow · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please don't feed the trolls. Replying to threads like this wastes good mod points.

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  25. An iLoo alternative? by allrong · · Score: 2

    When I get my CF Wireless card I'll be able to use my Zaurus to surf the net/answer emails/administer systems while taking a crap. Another way to maximise productivity!

    --
    What is the inverse of the Matrix?
    1. Re:An iLoo alternative? by CausticWindow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yet another way to increase your throughput, would be to eat constipatives, carefully timing your crapping to weekends and vacations.

      --
      How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    2. Re:An iLoo alternative? by allrong · · Score: 1

      But isn't a dream of many net users to crap anywhere and anytime and especially on slashdot? :)

      --
      What is the inverse of the Matrix?
    3. Re:An iLoo alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just please don't spit on the bed and then jump out the window, laughing madly...

    4. Re:An iLoo alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so bummed out. My Z has a LInksys wireless card and I have an iMac as a software base station. There are two bathrooms in the house. They are both equidistant from the iMac and both JUST out of range of the mac. If I hold the Z in my hand and lean over and stretch out my arm while I'm taking my "big casual", I can barely get a connection.

      I got that thing with the express purpose of doing work on the shitter, and you can imagine my frustration.

      Just thought I'd share. :-)

  26. Re:slow down cowby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    THE WORST SIG EVER

    "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

    Fuck.. that is so stupid!

  27. Computer rated music - the Versificator by allrong · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like the record companies want to move another step closer to Orwell's 1984, where music was automatically generated for the proles by a machine called the versificator.

    Is this why Big Brovahz had a hit single recently?

    --
    What is the inverse of the Matrix?
  28. Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Verizon linked behind their own load-balancer. I guess they couldn't put the page on all the servers; that would be too easy. Well, they've paid the price now.

  29. Re:Why are you reading Slashdot?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So download it from IRC or P2P, moron.

  30. The right retort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    <accusation of communism and/or leftism>
    <one-sided commentary on current event>
    <inapplicable anecdote>
    <baseless insult about your political ideals>
    ...you damn hippie.

  31. Better question by Apotsy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wil McCarthy asked:
    If my aim is to change the world, what do I stand to gain by stifling development of my own invention?

    Here's a better question: If your aim is to change the world, what the fuck are you doing wasting time answering questions from a bunch of morons on Slashdot?

  32. All my iLoo Jokes can still be used! Yay! by hillct · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Read the EULA carefully - Users provide, um, 'content' but does microsoft take ownership of the er, 'content' after it is provided by the user? DO users retain rights to the content after it is provided? (Do users want to retain rights to it?)

    One article stated that MSN saw a decline of 300,000 users in the first quarter of this year. Not satisfied with the number of people shitting on MSN, Microsoft now brings you the MSN Toilet!

    This product opens up an opportunity for a whole new Microsoft slogan:
    Microsoft - Where Do You Want To Shit Today?
    And last but not least, Microsoft has found that deman for their steaming piles of crap far outstripps the supply, so they have come upw with a strategy to collect as much as possible. Enter, the iLoo!

    --CTH
    --

    --Got Lists? | Top 95 Star Wars Line
    1. Re:All my iLoo Jokes can still be used! Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry. J.D.Frazier has been there and done that

      (read the small sign on the door)

  33. Hippocampus ... Got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I read that 3 times before I realized that it wasn't a hippopotamus. I was just thinking how cool it would be to see a rat controlling a CGI hippopotamus.

    1. Re:Hippocampus ... Got it. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      I always though hippocampus was the part of campus occupied by big aggresive hippos.

    2. Re:Hippocampus ... Got it. by DickBreath · · Score: 1
      At least it wasn't the Hypothalamus.

      This part of the brain is responsible for primitive behaviors that scientists refer to as the Four-F's.
      • Feeding
      • Fighting
      • Fleeing
      • Mating
      --

      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    3. Re:Hippocampus ... Got it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be the Omega Mu house at my alma mater.

  34. Re:IN CASE IT GETS SLASHDOTTED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's worth at least +1, funny.

  35. Disturbing trend in WiFi by MrBlue+VT · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So Verizon starts installing a bunch of WiFi hotspots that they then sell private access to. In the meantime they are also clogging up spectrum for use by private individuals. I would think this issue would become a tragedy of the commons, in that more and more people are trying to install WiFi hubs, and thus crowding the bandwith and ruining it for everyone. Since the spectrum in question is free to all, people try and profit off of it at the detriment to others.

    At what point in time do they have more of a right to make money off of this while I'm trying to set up my own wireless network for personal use?

    1. Re:Disturbing trend in WiFi by dunng808 · · Score: 1

      What disturbs me is the anti-trust odor of The Phone Co. limiting access to only their customers. Discounts -- fine. To exclude everyone else appears to be a coercive ploy to get people to drop their ISP and switch to Verizon. What's next ... you'll need a Sony TV to watch a Sony DVD? Not picking on Sony here, just making a point, which is, evil intentions or not, it just plain looks bad.

      --

      Gary Dunn
      Open Slate Project

    2. Re:Disturbing trend in WiFi by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      What disturbs me is the anti-trust odor of The Phone Co. limiting access to only their customers

      Yeah, really. Just like the way they force you to sign up as a customer in order to use their phone service. How completely unfair. Goddamit!

      To exclude everyone else appears to be a coercive ploy to get people to drop their ISP and switch to Verizon.

      You betcha. I'm gonna drop my ISP and instead use my laptop from a piss-smelling phone booth whenever I want to check my mail.

      Of course, that would be appropriate for reading Slashdot.

      --

      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

    3. Re:Disturbing trend in WiFi by rich_r · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What? You plan on installing your APs right next door to theirs? How are they using up the spectrum? Correct me if I'm wrong, but the 802.1x allows for frequency hopping and other cool shit to avoid exactly this problem....
      And of course they can charge you. It's for their bandwidth. They are not charging for the spectrum.
      Divot.

      Tragedy of the commons- It's the buzzword the cool kids are using...

    4. Re:Disturbing trend in WiFi by op00to · · Score: 1

      How about you read the original post, slappy? The OP was concerned that Verizon is using a scarce resource (802.11 spectrum) for commercial purposes, and then only limit access to their existing customers. You can only have a certain amount of access points in a given area. What happens when Verizon hits this limit, and you can no longer provide wireless access to yourself because Verizon is hogging all the channels?

    5. Re:Disturbing trend in WiFi by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      That was not at all evident from his comment. Using a scarce resource for commercial purposes is no great sin; radio and TV stations do it all the time. Yes, those are licensed spectrums, but the point is the same. (There are many problems with the way the radio/TV bands are allocated and managed, but that's a very different, and more valid, bitch.)

      Besides, considering how few pay phones still exist these days, and the relatively short range of 802.11, and the fact that there are a bunch of channels, the problem is not going to be too enourmous. Yet.

      We may not like it very much, but it's their infrastructure, and they can do a lot of what they want with it. Yeah, it sucks, but so do a lot of things.

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      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

  36. Hippocampus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...where fat people go to college.

  37. I need to clarify something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When I informed you all that Trinity dies at the end of Matrix Reloaded, I meant to say that NEO dies.

    Sorry for any confusion.

  38. Obvious? by aeinome · · Score: 1

    Of course it doesn't help Microsoft's Trustworthy Computing initiative. It was doomed from the start, what with a name that had "Microsoft" and "Trustworthy" right next to each other.

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    When you don't have a leg to stand on, don't even get up.
  39. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  40. AOL == Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait



  41. Anyone notice.... by knodi · · Score: 1

    the incrdible similarities between Douglas Adams's "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" (far funnier and less silly than the hitchhiker trilogy) and this episode of Dr. Who? I can't decide if this is the inspiration for Dirk, if Dirk is the inspiration for this, or if it's a crossover.

    For those who found him interesting, the character of Professor Chronotus is fleshed out a lot more fully in the novel.

    --
    Austin is more fun than Dallas.
    1. Re:Anyone notice.... by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      It's no surprise. Douglas Adams wrote Shada. :-)

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      * And remember, it's spelled N-e-t-s-c-a-p-e, but it's pronounced "Mozilla."
    2. Re:Anyone notice.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Well, considering that Douglas Adams wrote both, it's not suprising.

      Here's how it works:

      • Douglas Adams writes "Shada" episode for Dr. Who
      • Dr. Who episode "Shada" gets partially filmed, but unfinished due to BBC strike
      • Shada goes onto the shelf and is never finished nor aired
      • Douglas Adams takes "Shada" story, changes a few details, calls it "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency" figuring he can still make a buck off it and no one will ever know
      • Problem #1: BBC many years later finishes "Shada" with Narration from Tom Baker and some stills, and releases on video. Oops, cat is out of the bag
      • Problem #1: BBC Makes "Shada" into flash animated story, cat is definately out of the bag and down the street.
      Just don't forget your peril-sensitive sunglasses.
    3. Re:Anyone notice.... by violent.ed · · Score: 0

      >Troll> I Fjear your slashdot ID >/Troll
      - burning karma for the hell of it :)

      --
      - You're not paranoid, they really are after you.
  42. The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by Dag+Maggot · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the record, this is really whacked.

    a. Family License: If You are a Family or Individual, You agree to the following terms of this Section 1.1.a: LindowsOS is a modular operating system made up of individual software components (each individual software component and all accompanying documentation, enhancements, upgrades and extensions thereto are referred to herein as "Software Program(s)") that were created either by Lindows or various individuals and entities ("Third Parties"). Subject to the terms and conditions of this Agreement, Lindows grants You a non-exclusive license to use the object code form of LindowsOS for Your personal use in accordance with the accompanying documentation. You may download and use LindowsOS on multiple computers owned, leased or rented by You; provided, however, You and members of Your Household (a "Household" consists of those individuals that currently reside with You) are the only individuals with the right to use Your licensed copy(ies) of LindowsOS. For example, if You have a desktop computer at home and a laptop computer which You travel with, You may download a copy of LindowsOS on both machines for the personal use of members of Your Household and You. You agree that You are responsible for the members of Your Household's compliance with the terms of this Agreement as though they were You and had agreed to all terms and conditions herein. Except as otherwise expressly set forth herein, You may not (and shall not allow any member of Your Household or any other Third Party to) (i) remove any product identification or other notices; (ii) copy LindowsOS (other than for back-up purposes, for Your personal use on Your multiple machines as set forth in this Section 1.1.a, or for archival purposes); (iii) provide, lease, lend, use for timesharing or service bureau purposes or otherwise use or allow others to use LindowsOS to or for the benefit of Third Parties, or (iv) modify LindowsOS or incorporate LindowsOS into or with other software, except as may be provided for in this agreement.

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    I have no pants and I must scream

    1. Re:The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by Malor · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm being dumb here, but isn't this a GPL violation? Most of the Lindows software is based on GPL, is it not?

      "you may not copy...or allow others to use".

      Seems pretty blatant to me. Am I missing something?

    2. Re:The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by Anomalous+Cowturd · · Score: 1

      From the EULA:
      ... Except as otherwise expressly set forth herein, You may not (and shall not allow any member of Your Household or any other Third Party to) (i) remove any product identification or other notices...

      AhhahHAHHAHHAH!!!!!

      Yeah. Right. They can blow me.

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      Java: the bastard demon spawn of C++ and Ada

    3. Re:The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      No, the license specificaly states that it is in relationship to "object code form of LindowsOS".

    4. Re:The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by brakk · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you don't have to buy a new copy for each machine in your house. Unlike other OS vendors.

    5. Re:The relevent portion of the Lindows EULA by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that gets them off. The object code is merely a derived work.

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  43. Re:Come on now-Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And as I submitted there's a guy claiming that MS "borrowed" the idea from him. I wonder if that had anything over and above the jokes?

  44. MS Commuting by waldoj · · Score: 2, Funny

    ummm, MS changed the world of comuting, but I don't see them opening up there research.

    Well, yeah, but who would want to replicate their model of commuting: travelling in a car with the the hood welded shut that requires a restart every few miles?

    -Waldo Jaquith

  45. yay by nasalicio · · Score: 2, Funny

    iLoo...i love you...iLoo...i love you...iLoo..i love you...when i got to poo...iLoo...i love you...iLoo...why'd your screen go blue?

  46. importance of proper software by renard · · Score: 3, Informative
    <sarcasm>
    Which would not be the case if the slides had been created with Agnubis or Impress.
    </sarcasm>

    You're right. Obviously, it is possible to create crappy presentations using any given product - just as it is possible to write crummy code in any programming language.

    However, you miss one of Tufte's main points. There are many, many ways to produce high-quality technical documents (I prefer TeX/LaTeX). There are even multiple ways to produce overhead-projector or LCD-screen presentations (see LaTeX slides, or the Prosper package). Packages that are designed to work with variables, equations, and scientific notation, would have done a better job with this presentation than (what looks like) PowerPoint did.

    They would have made it easy for the authors to use a consistent, clear notation for the "cubic inches" unit measure that is crucial to their analysis. At the very bottom of the slide, they reveal that the piece of foam that struck Columbia was 640 times the size of the foam chunks they experimented with on the ground! As it is, they refer to this unit as "cu in" several times but each time the unit, as plain text, blends into its surroundings rather than associating itself with the accompanying number.

    Have you ever tried to write an equation in PowerPoint? PITA. Now of course, ideally the Boeing engineers would have put in boldface 18-point font at the bottom of the slide that they did not want to extrapolate their test results by a factor of 640. But in the absence of this honorable impulse, a technically-minded presentation package would have made it easier for them to present the critical information in an readily-digested manner (and may even have warned them against using all those single-item sublevels).

    As it is, any time they wanted something other than plain, bulleted text, they were working against the grain of their software. Who knows if it made the critical difference (I doubt it), but please recall that we are talking about 7 lives and several billion dollars here.

    -renard

    1. Re:importance of proper software by EvanED · · Score: 1

      I kinda doubt this... I've looked fairly deeply into the Challenger disaster, and the same sort of problems were present in 1985 during the June/July briefing of the NASA leadership concerning the O-ring issue. The problem is probably not a tools issue so much as a author's issue.

    2. Re:importance of proper software by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      But that's kinda the whole point. You can present data in many, many forms. Sometimes, no, actually all the time, the format in which you present your data is critical to what data the attendees (or readers, whatever) take away from the briefing.

      This is a good example of a case where the tools and the author have limited the way in which the data was represented, leading to an incomplete understanding/obfusciation of the problem.

      As for the O-ring thing...that's a whole other barrel of fish, and not at all related to this (for those who didn't see the discovery channel documentery on it, apparently the guys at the o-ring manufacturin g plant first advised against flying in low temperatures, but got stared down into giving a go-ahead for launch by the NASA bigwigs who where caught up in the whole coldwar/PR hype. The docu gave two different sides of the story, but somehow what the guy at the o-ring plant said struck a chord of truth...I've seen similar things happen in engineering firms).

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      -- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
  47. The CISCO Solution by violent.ed · · Score: 0

    Eventually, researchers will test the hypothesis by stopping a monkey's hippocampus and bypassing it with the chip. If the animal regains the ability to store new memories, then the chip must have worked.

    With all the talk about other parts of the brain taking over for dead/damaged parts... well hell if they can learn some more then they say "YAY the chip worked!"

    What would they do for people suffering from Alzheimer's?
    Brain(config)# erase start
    Brain(config)# copy run start
    Brain(config)# reload if only brains were developed by cisco :\

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    - You're not paranoid, they really are after you.
  48. Slashdot == Useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait




  49. New Slashdot Poll by GypC · · Score: 1
    • Favorite hippocampus?
    • Artificial
    • Meat
    • CowboyNeal
    1. Re:New Slashdot Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm dain-bramaged, you insensitive clod!

  50. The Register and blogs by gad_zuki! · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Of course blogs aren't going to be pulled from google. If google wanted they could just reduce the pagerank and be done with it, IF blogs take away from signal noise ratio. I doubt they do, stuff is generally easier to find though blogs in my opinion and I don't think I've ever gotten a search result to a "livediary" type site.

    Google bought blogger. They want to bring mass, cheap, digital publishing to everyone. Its a great bet and will connect more people to the google brand than the USENET archives did. Joe Sixpack doesn't care or even know wtf usenet is, but if he can blog with the click of a button and have his buddies find it on google instantly, well then something interesting might happen.

    Self weblog-type publishing is fairly easy, but its going to get technophobe easy with google. Give them some time and they'll make the standard blogger tools of today look like a slackware install on an old 486.

    Like someone said the digital divide today is between those who serve content and those who don't. Google isn't stupid. Sorry anti-blog people, but you're going to have to deal with cheap, egalitarian publishing on the net for a long, long time. Sure beats the default msn.com homepage, eh?

  51. Re: artificial hippocampus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    For crying out loud...it's mnemonic. Not mneumonic.

    Do you also pronounce "nuclear" as "nucular"?

    Please get a dictionary. And please use it.

  52. Root == Hacked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  53. Maybe he patented it because... by Corvaith · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...it was, you know, *his idea*, and that's the whole point?

    He came up with this thing. He knows, apparently, how to produce it. And this is what patents were made for--not stupid business practices which are all but common sense, or software concepts with only minute differences from other software concepts, or whatever.

    This is the sort of thing the patent office was meant to do: Allow people who really innovate to secure ownership of those innovations and therefore rights to money made from them later if they so choose. This is a good thing, because it prevents me from inventing the machine that does your homework for you... and having my neighbor start up a company producing those machines and make millions, not giving me so much as a dime.

    My father once new a guy who invented a new gadget of some variety. I want to say it had something to do with a regulator for an airgun or something. He patented it--not a cheap proposition. But he'd invented it; it was his. A largish company in that field, shortly thereafter, copied his design to use for their own products. He innovated--they stole it. And because he'd patented it, he was able to take them to court over it, and protect his work, so that he could continue to produce that item and make his living.

    There's a difference between 'using the system' and 'abusing the system'. Patents are not completely evil in and of themselves. The problem comes when the goal becomes stifling competition instead of protecting innovation.

    1. Re:Maybe he patented it because... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      He came up with this thing. He knows, apparently, how to produce it.

      Let him patent it when he can produce a working example, then, and maybe he should keep quiet up until that point.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    2. Re:Maybe he patented it because... by Corvaith · · Score: 1

      Why should he have to, if he knows it *will* work? If it *doesn't*, then the patent is for an object that's effectively worthless, so it doesn't matter. If it does, then he's done all he needs to.

    3. Re:Maybe he patented it because... by harvardian · · Score: 1

      Forcing people to produce a working prototype before they could get a patent would mean that the people who can spend millions of dollars on fabrication equipment would be in control. Fabrication companies would never let people fabricate a prototype unless the inventors gave up some rights to it. This would obviously be a broken system, since it would take the power away from the inventor and give it to some random suit who owns a machine shop.

    4. Re:Maybe he patented it because... by kubrick · · Score: 1

      Fabrication companies would never let people fabricate a prototype unless the inventors gave up some rights to it.

      As opposed to the current system, where individual inventors seem to be forced to sell rather than license because large companies won't build their inventions without owning the idea? That's a generalisation, but I hope you understand what I'm getting at.

      I hope the patent expires before he gets any use from it. :) I guess that's the danger you're running with speculative patenting.

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      deus does not exist but if he does
    5. Re:Maybe he patented it because... by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Thing is, he doesn't know how to make it work! He hasn't even got a blueprint...he's got an idea, and a vague idea of how to make it work, but that's it.

      It's exactly like me patenting an engine based manipulating gravitational effects; I know it's something which could/will work, sometime in the future, but I haven't a clue how to make it now...but I'll patent it in the meantime, even though I can't make a prototype, no matter how much money I have.

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      -- Waht? Tehr's a preveiw buottn?
  54. University of Southern California by toast0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    For future reference, the University of Southern California (USC) is not a multi campus school, it is located in Los Angeles, but that doesn't make it USC-LA

    The University of California (UC) is a multi campus school, it has a campus location in Los Angeles, which means there is a UCLA.

    the poster is a dumbass

  55. Hippo campus by maxwells_deamon · · Score: 2, Funny

    I got a Hippo for Christmas - Now I find out that I have to send it to school too?

  56. Just imagine the possiblities... by mikeophile · · Score: 1
    of having a button to stimulate an artificial hippocampus to set the memories you want to set?

    You could choose to only save the good memories, or at least filter out all the damn advertisements.

    The benefits would be tempting. Sleep with a model, heavy button pressing. Wake up with a member of a non-preferred gender and/or species, the button isn't touched all day afterwards.

  57. People who do REAL research on Quantum Dots... by Salis · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This guy may be an engineer (so am I), but he sure doesn't act like it. There are a million obstacles to creating a _working_ prototype of something versus theorizing about the existence of such an object. REAL engineers do actual work to create such objects. Only then does someone deserve to hold the patent on the object..after they've proven that they can build it.

    Until then, it's all bullshit hype.

    For an example of a real engineer, read this . Of course, it's the USPTO that mistakes hype for substance...at the cost of the true innovators in this country.

    Howard Salis

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    1. Re:People who do REAL research on Quantum Dots... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Let me ask you this then. I'm a college student, and my studies focus towards communication and visualization. I'm as much a geek as the rest of the /. crowd, yet I don't have as much technical knowledge in some areas as others might, namely engineering and programming. I'm also in talks with a patent lawyer now regarding an idea of mine which works with cellphones and would be kind of a social innovation in that area. Do you feel I should not be able to profit from that idea simply because I lack the technical skills, or especially in this circumstance, the financial might or infrastructure to bring it to fruition?

      My plan then is to try to get this idea patented, and if I succeed, pitch it to cellphone companies who have the financial ability and existing infrastructure to bring my innovation to reality. Obviously they would be the ones profiting the most from this, but do you feel I should just hand over the idea to them and say "Hey guys, I can't really do this on my own, so here's my idea, free of charge, do whatever you want with it"? Technical people are not the only ones who should be able to benefit from patents, Creatives should as well, cuz lets face it, not everybody is able to come up with certain types of innovation.

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    2. Re:People who do REAL research on Quantum Dots... by Salis · · Score: 1

      Words are just words. Just because you can think of some (what you call) new idea doesn't mean it's doable or practical or that _you_ can actually do it.

      The Space Elevator was imagined by Arthur C. Clark a while back. Did he patent it because he thought of it? No. He didn't create one, nor design one (ie. detailed schematics), nor prove that he could build one.

      The first person to be able to build long lengths of carbon nanotubes will surely get a patent for their TECHNIQUE. It will be priceless. It will be genius. But saying "I imagine that one could build " does not earn one a patent.

      If you want to protect something that you imagined up..then it's called a copyright. If you want to protect something that you physically created, it's called a patent.

      Big difference.

      (Actual definitions may differ. I am not a lawyer. I'm an Engineer. Thank God.)

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  58. MS hires Kingsmens to launch iLoo by bstadil · · Score: 1

    Hopefully they will hire the Kingsmen in loo (leui) of Stones to launch the iLoo. Always thought the memorable Lyric We go to go would come in handy .

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  59. Common lawyering approach by jtheory · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now that I see the actual text, this doesn't surprise me that much.

    Basically, they don't want you giving out LindowsOS to all of your friends for free. You can use it on any of your own computers (or computers of anyone else in your household), but no one else. ...then the wording was made *stronger* than it really needed to be. They do this to kind of make up for any loopholes they might have left in, like the guy who builds computers for a room full of computers he's lending to a local school, and installs his copy of Lindows on each one ("hey, they're still my computers!").

    I'm guessing if enough people complain about this, they'll have to put more work into it and reduce the restrictions (but probably double the size of the text to close the loopholes...).

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  60. Lindows.com responds... by Kevin+Carmony · · Score: 5, Informative

    Timothy,

    This was the EULA our lawyers put together a year ago when Michael and I were buried trying to get LindowsOS off the ground. Now that we are up and running, Michael and I will go through this and review it. I think you've pointed out some good areas that probably don't really fit with what we're trying to do and could use some updating.

    Thanks,

    Kevin Carmony
    President, Lindows.com

    1. Re:Lindows.com responds... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now if only M$, the RIAA, the MPAA, I guess the MPA now too, would be this socially responsible and aware. Kevin, I'd just like to say thanks for being one of the few business men in this world who doesn't just force things down its customers (notice I didn't say consumers) throats. Merely responding to things such as this shows that you value your customers more than your lawyers. And that's saying a lot, especially since the majority of us are not your customers, it just shows you want to go the extra mile. We need more businessmen like you.

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    2. Re:Lindows.com responds... by Kevin+Carmony · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Because the actual LindowsOS operating system is mostly open sourced, we know it will be our service that will set us apart and where we can hopefully bring something meaningful to Linux users...NOT from restrictive licensing. We hope we can just add enough value to our customers Linux experience that they'll want to continue using what we offer. Yes, we are a business, and we hope to be a profitable one some day so we can stick around, but we don't think you need to be overly restrictive with licensing to find profitability. We believe providing good service will keep customers coming back. Kevin

    3. Re:Lindows.com responds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems like the only EULA that would be needed for Lindows would be the GPL. Right?

  61. Nothing to see, move along by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
    I'd be the first to complain if this was essentially a software or business process patent, but I fail to see why so many at /. have something against just about any patent. If you were questioning whether the idea was innovative or not, I could see it, but he even states that the patent is provisional, which makes a lot of sense if the bulk of the invention is complete.

    In many cases it is unclear whether patents are actually functioning to protect the inventor financially, but in this case, it seems to be doing exactly that here.

    1. Re:Nothing to see, move along by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just it? A 'provisonal patent'!?! I mean, wtf?

      See, the thing here is that I can make a pretty good stab at things which will be cool in the future, and I can even make a decent guess as to how to implement them. BUT! if I where to try and do what this guy has done, I could get a patent on those grounds alon! He's patented something where he doesn't exactly know how to do it himself yet! And that, in every definition the patent office wants, is just plain wrong.

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    2. Re:Nothing to see, move along by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1
      Having read more of what he is talking about, I suspect that this is further from reality than would justify a patent, but it is difficult to judge without a lot more detail. Not being a patent lawyer, I don't know exactly what this means myself, but logically, if you can spell out pretty much exactly how something would work, this should give you a limited amount of time to demonstrate a working device based on those principles.

      At least it isn't actually patenting something that is essentially conceptual (like software and business processes). Also, there is a good chance that the patent would actually run out before profitable commercial applications develop.

      What really could be alarming if much of this work pans out as he suggests, and the patent system isn't reformed first, patents will be awarded for much of the software required to make "programmable matter" work at the low level. Now that really would stiffle innovation.

    3. Re:Nothing to see, move along by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Heh...for a mechanical engineer, that's like having g-codes patented! G-codes are the basic codes used in computer controled milling and lathing...essential in any production environment.

      But what this guy is doing is a step further beyond the pale; he's patenting something which he himself doesn't know how exactly it will work...which is like rewarding some dumb kid down the block for Einsteins work.

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  62. patents by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    The guy is an aerospace engineer. That has close to nothing to do with condensed matter physics. He has no business patenting a theoretical device in a field he does not participate in. He can offer up any excuses he wants, it's still a slap in the face to those of us who ACTUALLY work in the field.

    And you can bet that there's NO WAY I'm going to work on something that's already been patented... just so he can thank me and run off with credit for MY research.

    1. Re:patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why doesn't this nimrod actually make it work before the cash machine that is the corrupt PTO grants him the patent? It worlks? really ? prove it. more shit than these wanna-be patents are useless software patents -cmon- one-click?

  63. For Sale... Bill Gates Ass Hats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come in one color (white) and available in quantities of 100, these fashionable paper toilet seat aprons will help guard you from the nasty butt-bugs that live on toilet seats. Get yours now!

  64. Questionable Credibility by abs(piro) · · Score: 1

    After reading an article about the finance minister of Thailand being trapped in his presumably Windows CE powered BMW, I would be a tad leery of entering an iLoo.

  65. Bathroom internet by bluegreenone · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you but the only kind of internet access I'd want in a public bathroom would be the voice-activated kind. Know what I mean?

  66. Their EULA, My EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their EULA: "Microsoft retains rights to all content"

    My EULA: "Microsoft can eat all my retained contents."

  67. ./ get with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the iloo was a hoax. ms is claiming it wasn't because top execs at msn realize that if they don't, msn has lost major credibility.... they can't even report their own news... picture the times or washington post doing something like this for example... see what i mean?

  68. my harddrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3.5 million mp3s!

  69. Tip of the day by Inda · · Score: 1

    Have you ever tried to write an equation in PowerPoint?

    I have. It's one of my jobs because the older guys struggle with it.

    1. Insert > Object... from the Menu Bar
    2. Click 'Microsoft Equation 3.0' on the list then click the OK button.

    Failing that, find the Equation Editor here: C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Equation\EQNEDT32.EXE. Of course it can be used in many more applications other than Powerpoint.

    It's a bit time consuming for complex equations but they look very nice.

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    1. Re:Tip of the day by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      MS equation stinks. Not only that, but getting simple equations in is ok, but for anything with limits, recursive matrises and/or anything above a linear 4th degree polynomial, it gets nasty pretty fast...and it looks like shit too.

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  70. YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your operating system is RACIST! Only white people can use it due to the fact that it was created entirely by RACIST white people (similar to yourself) with no consideration given to the black community.

    You god damn clay aiken hookers! MAKE IT MORE BLACK-FRIENDLY!

    1. Re:YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS!!! by Kevin+Carmony · · Score: 1

      I'll assume this comment is an attempt at humor (all be it in bad taste), considering LindowsOS is 95% "Linux," created by thousands of developers from all over the world, from all races and nationalities. We also have thousands of Insiders who contribute to and help shape LindowsOS, again, from all over the world. And finally, we have an ethnically mixed group of 50 employees at Lindows.com, including African American, Asian, Hispanic, Icelandic, Canadian, British, etc.

      Kevin

    2. Re:YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yo, white-trash: take your trollin' ass on over to DC and share it with the rest of the damn klan!

    3. Re:YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS!!! by aster_ken · · Score: 1

      Oh, man, yeah, that was definitely intended to be humor. Lovin' the Clay Aiken reference. ;)

      Seriously, though, I *greatly* appreciate what your company is doing for the reputation of GNU/Linux on the desktop. I'm waiting for 4.0 to purchase a copy for two reasons:

      1) I remember reading somewhere that some feature or another was supposed to come along in 4.0. I can't remember which feature or what I needed it for, but it's in my head that I need it for something. ;)

      2) I'm broke. Soon I won't be broke.

    4. Re:YOU OWE ME REPARATIONS!!! by Kevin+Carmony · · Score: 1

      We're also introducing some new pricing with 4.0, I think you'll like it. We're breaking out the commercial products (StarOffice, Bitstream Fonts, Tux Deluxe, Hancom, Photogenics, etc.) from our Click-N-Run Membership and offering a CNR membership at only $49.95 instead of $99. This way, if someone is happy with OpenOffice, GIMP, etc., they can still get one-click access to over 1,700 programs in the Click-N-Run Warehouse, but don't have to pay $99. Users can still, of course, choose to "Click-N-Buy" the commercial products at a great price, for example, StarOffice is only $29 ($75 list). Kevin

  71. Google already downgrading blog search results by michaelmalak · · Score: 1
    Up until early March, my blog had top search rankings at Google for some rather common searches. Then all of a sudden, my search rankings plummeted to the point where only extremely specific searches would turn up my blog articles at all. And ever since then, my new blog articles get top search results while the old ones still do not.

    It's as if Google did a one-time slapdown of my blog.

    I'd rather have had medium-level search results for all my articles, as a lot of my best material is early material.

    The short of it is that we are seeing the limitation of Google's claim to fame: the idea that number of incoming links should heavily influence search ranking. As the original Register article stated, this notion is not as valid in the new world of blogs. What Google needs now is along the lines of what many have suggested, but I'm going to take it a step further:

    Google needs to allow users to specify types of sources:

    • blogs
    • newspapers
    • references
    • corporations
    • mag azines
    • organizations
    • etc.
    Google could perhaps use its directory/DMOZ to help automatically categorize.
    1. Re:Google already downgrading blog search results by RevDobbs · · Score: 1
      . . . my new blog articles get top search results while the old ones still do not.

      Isn't that part of the Google algorithim... links on/from the front page contribute more to your PageRank? As links to your article move off of blogs' front pages and into "archive" sections, your PageRank is going to go down. (IANG)

  72. I am looking for a girlfriend by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1

    Hi all.

    I am looking for a girlfriend from Israel. So if you happen to be a girl from there who reads /. right now, please respond. Okay? (Is this highly unlikely?)

    Btw: I love slashback!

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  73. Re: artificial hippocampus by The+Only+Druid · · Score: 1

    God I hate ACs: if you believe what you're saying, attach your name, idiot.

    Incidentally, I made a typo in spelling the word. Your grammar errors, specifically the use of several sentence fragments, are easily as incorrect as a single misspelling of a word.

    By the way, moderators...I was making a joke; who in the hell moderated me up as insightful?

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  74. Google tabs by DrJAKing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it true that Google plan a tab for searching through Google tabs?

  75. Section 1.1 b clearly says "Business License" by AlienRelics · · Score: 1

    Can it be any simpler? "Business License". Check your story.

  76. Larry Niven's prior art on "Programable Matter" by halxd2 · · Score: 1

    In several "Known Universe" stories, Niven had
    "Memory Plastic" that could go flat into the floor
    and pop up as a table or easy chair or bed. Prior art man!

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  77. Scary prospect... remember Total Recall? by geekdoc · · Score: 1

    I was reading this article and, while interesting in one regard, is a bit scary in another. In a good way, it is a definite possibility as a cure to Alzheimer's Disease. Alzheimer's disease is an overabundance of a certain malformed protein in the hippocampus. Skirting around the ill-functioning hippocampus and replacing it with a microchip would be incredible as a cure (although, there are several other cures in the works out there, such as The Alzheimer's Vaccine). The scary part of this is the Total Recall-esque possibility of introducing new thoughts to the brain via the mock hippocampus. The hippocampus is the main circuit for new thoughts to be formed. I just think it's a bit of a scary prospect.

  78. The rats wouldn't even get on... by AtariEric · · Score: 1

    > Imagine the course of a canoe paddled by Microsoft and SCO.

    Uh, I believe that would be straight down.

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  79. False Dichotomy by FFtrDale · · Score: 1
    Guess what? You're absolutely right when you write that not everybody is able to come up with certain types of innovation. Often, only those few out of millions who spend years of their lives developing the skills to do so, at the cost of other profitable ways to spend their time, are the ones who can. Should we reward them, or should we reward the folks who drank and screwed their way through college, or those who spend their time making larger monthly incomes in marketing, or their bankers, or ???

    If you've got the ideas but not the technical savvy (no insult to you; I speak of myself here), then make your fortune as a book author spinning your ideas for other people to read, or in another of the million ways you can use your talents to thrive. The area where geosynchronous satellites orbit is called "the Clarke Belt," after author Arthur C. Clarke, who (correct me if I'm wrong) never with his own hands made a satellite fly. Instead, he inspired others to do so. That's my plan, as it happens: I love this stuff, but I'm a technically-inclined dabbler rather than a focused hard-technology genius. I'm grateful to the people who actually find ways to make all of this cool stuff work.

    I take issue with one statement of yours, though, and it's far too common a fallacy. You write that

    Technical people are not the only ones who should be able to benefit from patents, Creatives should as well...
    These are NotNotNot separate groups! There are technical and non-technical people in the world, and a person can separately be described as either creative or uncreative. They are separate issues, and to muddle the two helps you not. Go do what calls you. You'll amaze yourself. Maybe you'll be the one that runs the company that makes what you describe, or maybe you're the next Bucky Fuller. Find out.

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