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  1. Re:Hmm on Bacterial Computer Solves Hamiltonian Path Problem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thank $diety we're all slashdotters! The bacteria don't have to worry about skin being too narrow to contain.the truly marvellous proof!

  2. Re:$650M for a 17000km cable... on East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable · · Score: 2, Funny

    /bin/laden

  3. Re:$650M for a 17000km cable... on East Africa Gets High-Speed Internet Access Via Undersea Cable · · Score: 5, Funny

    African or european data?

  4. Re:Just the iPods, and not the owners . . . ? on FOIA Documents Detail iPods Overheating, Catching Fire · · Score: 1

    Real nerds? Real drummers you mean!

  5. Re:what does open mean? on Open Source Languages Rumble At OSCON · · Score: 1

    You could also make a case for COBOL.

    It's called something else.

  6. Belgium on The Geek Atlas · · Score: 1

    The Atomium is included in the list. Plan your visit for the 6+7 February 2010 and visit FOSDEM 2010 !

  7. Re:External and Online on Best Home Backup Strategy Now? · · Score: 1

    I love your username!

    i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers ...

  8. Re:Highest paid plumber on Main Toilet On ISS Craps Out · · Score: 1

    How did Frank De Winne end up as a plumber? Well, it's simple... Instead of having said 'shit' when the toilet stopped working the guys in the ISS said 'Belgium'. Frank just thought they called him. With apologies to Douglas Adams.

  9. Re:while stocks last? on Windows 7 Pre-Orders Top Vista's In Just 8 Hours · · Score: 1

    Wow... Even the #Ã{^^é@NO CARRIER bit is missing. That's the worst case of a shortage of electrons I've ever seen!

  10. Re:Long time lurker... on Windows 7 Pre-Orders Top Vista's In Just 8 Hours · · Score: 1

    I've been reading Slashdot for 10 or 11 years (I've never seen a reason to register an account).

    Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...

    Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most slashdot readers go up to ten?

    Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.

    Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's longer?Is it any longer?

    Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one longer, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be reading for ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your internet connection. Where can you go from there? Where?

    Marty DiBergi: I don't know.

    Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?

    Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.

    Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One longer.

  11. Re:Frist on Apple Update Means Palm Pre Can No Longer Sync With iTunes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You sound like my penis.

  12. Re:At least it wasn't EBCDIC on Software Glitch Leads To $23,148,855,308,184,500 Visa Charges · · Score: 1

    Picture a REDEFINES clause or something non 77 and a MOVE LOW-VALUES indeed.

  13. Re:os x on The Amazing World of Software Version Numbers · · Score: 1

    Think outside the box (or even better, go matrix like, there is no box!) and start all over with OS Y.

  14. Re:Why a mouse? on Best Mouse For Programming? · · Score: 1

    Well, some languages are, others aren't. Perl for example is not a strongly typed language :)

  15. Re:Hack the Gibson! on Best Mouse For Programming? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, there's an emacs command to do that, good 'ol C-x M-c M-giantVRsimulation:)

  16. Re:It's already Friday in most time zones. on Korean DDoS Bots To Self-Destruct · · Score: 1

    Damn, you beat me to #@#ÃÃoÃ!!mskkd 0ÃÃÃ"@" ***NO CARRIER***

  17. Re:Public Service Announcement on Unicellular "Enigma" Changes From Predator To Plant and Back · · Score: 1

    Pssst, it's not a bar, it's a restaurant!

  18. Re:Genetic drift on Ant Mega-Colony Covers the World · · Score: 1

    What did you do with the robe and the wizard's hat?

  19. Re:Prototype Demonstration on US Sets Up Emergency Multi-Band Radio Project · · Score: 1

    Engineer: Yes, but look at the quality! Each radio has its own independent volume and frequency knob!

    I hope the volume knob goes at least all the way up to eleven!

  20. Re:what?!? on Artist Wins £20,000 Grant To Study Women's Butts · · Score: 2, Informative

    Never heard of a boy named Sue? I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

  21. Re:You mean the three sons of Noah? on DNA Suggests Three Basic Human Groups · · Score: 0

    This joke goes all the way up to 11!

  22. Re:Geeks all over the US can finally say on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 0

    My xkcd t-shirt will come in handy!

  23. Re:Oh, ffs on Univ. of Wisconsin's 30-Year-Old Payroll System Needs a $40 Million Fix · · Score: 0

    Drop a deck and you'll find out :)

  24. Re:google maps link on 6000-Year-Old Tomb Complex Discovered · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it's connected with Binger, in Caddo County, Oklahoma.

  25. Re:Hello Cleveland! on 6000-Year-Old Tomb Complex Discovered · · Score: 2, Funny

    In ancient times...

    Hundreds of years before the dawn of history

    Lived a strange race of people... the Druids

    No one knows who they were or what they were doing

    But their legacy remains