Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
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Add this to your xorg.conf in the appropriate section:
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Your Caps Lock will act like a ctrl!
If you modify boottime.kmap.gz you can enjoy a second ctrl outside of X as well.
Google for a windows solution!
Indeed... According to this graph we have to doubt his numbers...
If you're refering to Perl 6 yeah... that would leave you plenty of time!
Inigo Montoya?
Getting an answer in japanese, priceless!
a Sperm Whale.
I can imagine it thinking:
Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
Perhaps both of them are of the science/extreme-sport/fetish persuasion?
Am I the only one thinking "LISP" seeing both parentheses?
This calls for a "your mom" joke :)
Here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_St._Mary_Magdalene,_Hucknall
Make him serve 10i years!
Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
I didn't piss myself but anyway, you owe me a new keyboard and screen!
Could be worse. I'm from Belgium!
I'm a debian user, you insensitive clod. Do you really have to remind me???
Typing is easy. One day, he hopes, he'll be able to read as well!
I don't drink that stuff if it's fluoridated. Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face!
OB Little Brittain: I actually do love my wife more than black cock!
My son is called Little Bobby Tables :)
For the same reason as there is that trilogy in 5 parts :)
Followed by Spiderman's guide to search engines
Romanes eunt domus!
Yeah, instead of just being "that jerk" ;)
Oh come on, as a slashdotter it(s my only chance of getting fucked!