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  1. Re:i came here to make an insightful comment on Alternate Baseball Universes · · Score: 0

    I guess my batting average must be pretty low as I ma(i)nly write bash shell scripts, not Microsoft MS-DOS ones!

  2. Re:I ask one thing on What Are Must-Sees For Open Day At the LHC? · · Score: 1, Funny

    And check your^h^h^h^hfor a fly when entering the teleporting device!

  3. When I find my code in trouble, mother Mary... on Stroustrup Says C++ Education Needs To Improve · · Score: 0

    "restrict yourself to a specific subset of C++".

    Now that would be C, wouldn't it?

  4. Re:So what it's saying is ... on Study Shows Males Commonly Mistake Sexual Intent · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot: let me put on my robe and wizard hat!

  5. Re:Translation on US Broadband Policy Called "Magical Thinking" · · Score: 0

    "A little ahead" in this context means "behind Denmark, Netherlands, Iceland, Korea, Switzerland, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Canada, United Kingdom and <b>Belgium</b>" in broadband penetration.

    Hey, there's no need to swear!

  6. So? on Space Elevators Face Wobble Problem · · Score: 0

    As someone who once owned a ZX81 with the 16K Ram expansion pack can attest, yes, it can be a real pita

  7. Re:Middle ground on Report Suggests That Nanny State Might Actually Not Be For the Best · · Score: 0

    What a surprise! I never liked wimps, I prefer the command line!

  8. Re:John Titor on Large Hadron Collider Sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit · · Score: 0

    That's why they use DR16 and DR17 as names now. The guys from enlightenment now what they are doing!

  9. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! on Large Hadron Collider Sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit · · Score: 0

    Yeah, for big values of Pi, for small values they got 3.1

  10. Re:Title revision suggestion: on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh, try the physics lab next door.

  11. Re:LOAD"$",8:LIST on Why OldTech Keeps Kicking · · Score: 0

    YOU HAVE A COMMODORE? LUXURY! I'

    M POSTING FROM MY ZX81 FOR 27 YE

    ARS NOW AND EXCEPT FOR THE 32 CH

    ARACTER LINE LENGTH I CANNOT UND

    ERSTAND WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.

  12. Re:Buying at Wal*Mart on Must a CD Cost $15.99? · · Score: 0

    Right now all I do there is go in, speak german (but never mention the war), and not use their bathrooms. Anything to cost them money.

  13. Re:Stand back, everyone on Regular Expression Pocket Reference · · Score: 0

    m{\AIs that a reference to regular expressions in your pocket or are you just happy to see me\?\z}xms;

    And btw, you should stand back too, because I have the shirt!

  14. Re:ratio on The Wrath of the Apple Tribe · · Score: 0

    There were zwei [two] peanuts walking down der strasse [street] vhen I told vone peanut my Tapwave was cooler than hiz iPhone. I had a stylus as a weapon, while all he had was his finger. Und one was assaulted... peanut!"

  15. Re:Actually on Road Coloring Problem Solved · · Score: 0

    What? No margin? Not even one that's too narrow?

  16. Re:That actually makes sence... on Game Developers Should Ignore Software Pirates · · Score: 0

    Et alors?

  17. Re:That actually makes sence... on Game Developers Should Ignore Software Pirates · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cracking the copy protection is actually the most fun and the reason why I buy games in the first place!

  18. For as long as... on "Manhattan Project" For Prosthetic Arms · · Score: 0

    Prostetnic won't use his arms to write poetry I'm not scared!

    From wikipedia:

    Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz is sadistic, even by Vogon standards. When not shouting at or executing members of his own crew for insubordination, Jeltz enjoys torturing hitchhikers on board his ship by reading his poetry at them, then having them thrown out of an airlock into open space.
  19. Re:Some of us do have access to 1TB or more of RAM on How To Use a Terabyte of RAM · · Score: 0

    Hey, if you want to IO, get yourself a mainframe, son. Those suckers are made to do IO, lots of it, fast, and if it breaks it wont mind.

  20. I think it's too extreme on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 0

    Microsoft did a study in the late 80's.

    The programming skill of people peaks when those peoples' BAC (Blood Alcohol Concentration) stays in between certain thresholds.

    Now programming is a science... so I think the BAC of the scientists should be studied in more detail!

  21. Re:Yay for statistics on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 0

    I find your ideas fascinating, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter! Any pictures? My sister got bitten by a moose once.

  22. WWHS on Scientists' Success Or Failure Correlated With Beer · · Score: 0

    What Would Homer Say:

    Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

    ---Homer---

  23. Re:And your evidence is...? on The Uncertain Future of Global Population Numbers · · Score: 0

    I can't even tell if I'm an optimist or a pessimist.

    Oh, it's easy, just ask yourself:

    Is the planet Earth half full, or is it half empty.

    See?

    :)

    btw: in (Soviet) Russia I think they are used to saying: an optimist is a wrong informed pessimist.

  24. Re:I like it. on The Joy of the Flash Drive · · Score: 0

    I did, and it used to bother me. But now I have a loud girlfriend too, and, an elliptical reflector dish!

  25. Re:Tux' voice on Hacking the Tux Droid · · Score: 1, Funny

    OMG, imagine:

    Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!!!