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What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.
In conclusion, on examining the above post by spazdor I suppose this is a case of wishful thinkingfrom an engineer's point of view, this being slashdot and all...
Your commie has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come with the email signatures of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base....
His foreboding words include three simple rules: (1) trust no one, despite his uniform or rank unless he is known personally, (2) anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter of the base is to be fired upon, and (3) if in doubt, shoot first and ask questions afterwards.
..in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that.
Next time, promise to bring pie and bring a cake with either the symbol or 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944... written on it.
I'm going for an extra funny modifier:
Next time, promise to bring pie and bring a cake with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375115820974944... written on it.
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Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about... I give you the finger...
I for one welcome our aerostatic overlords :)
Why apt-get install life if apt-get install emacs will do the trick?
always remember:
"what you see is what you get" (WYSIWYG) is just as bad a concept in text editors as it is in women.
I see your girlfriend, and raise you an elliptical reflector disk!
If Tolkien directed Forest Gump we'd all be laughing the moments Ents would show up! Run Forest, Run!
Irritating Iteration?
Hey, he didn't mention the war so do cut him some slack!
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My hoovercraft is full of eels!
Ah, the good old days, when 64KB was enough for anybody!
What about the people with their heads up their arses? We cannot see and we cannot hear!
Well, ofcourse! The coconut thought you were an european or african swallow, ready to pick it up
Jebus, if you have to read this book as a CS major to find out about the importance of 'where' then you're in deep deep deep trouble!
What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal. It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head.
There, I corrected it for you!
What's its powersource? Does it run on hot grits?
I'm waiting for the movie to come out: The Texas Petawatt Laser Massacre!.
I hope it has sharks in it!
Bad news travels faster than the speed of light :)
It's save to say that if the speed of light is at 10, bad news travels at 11.
You'll sure arrive early, but, wouldn't be welcome!
In conclusion, on examining the above post by spazdor I suppose this is a case of wishful thinkingfrom an engineer's point of view, this being slashdot and all...
Your commie has no regard for human life, not even his own. And for this reason, men, I want to impress upon you the need for extreme watchfulness. The enemy may come individually, or he may come in strength. He may even come with the email signatures of our own troops. But however he comes, we must stop him. We must not allow him to gain entrance to this base....
His foreboding words include three simple rules: (1) trust no one, despite his uniform or rank unless he is known personally, (2) anyone or anything that approaches within 200 yards of the perimeter of the base is to be fired upon, and (3) if in doubt, shoot first and ask questions afterwards.
..in the two years it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer, I have always expected the best from you, and you have never given me anything less than that.
I think these guys can help you out.
[pause] Mine go to eleven.
Speak for yourself, I'm going for 11! That's one more than 10!
I'm going for an extra funny modifier:
Next time, promise to bring pie and bring a cake with 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375115820974944... written on it.