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Large Hadron Collider Sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit

smooth wombat writes "In what can only be considered a bizarre court case, a former nuclear safety officer and others are suing the U.S. Department of Energy, Fermilab, the National Science Foundation and CERN to stop the use of the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) until its safety is reassessed. The plaintiffs cite three possible 'doomsday' scenarios which might occur if the LHC becomes operational: the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter, the creation of strangelets which, if they touch other matter, would convert that matter into strangelets or the creation of magnetic monopoles which could start a chain reaction and convert atoms to other forms of matter. CERN will hold a public open house meeting on April 6 with word having been spread to some researchers to be prepared to answer questions on microscopic black holes and strangelets if asked."

731 comments

  1. John Titor by daveschroeder · · Score: 1, Funny

    OMG! John Titor's story is true!

    1. Re:John Titor by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Not until the China Olympics this year are boycotted.

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    2. Re:John Titor by MouseR · · Score: 4, Funny

      WOuldn't it suck to discover that, in the end, Hawking is just some lame robot sent from the futur to enlighten us?

      Futur Scientist 1: "We should send back a robot!"
      Futur Scientist 2: "Hrm. it'll take years to develop a convincing one!"
      Futur Scientist 3: "Let's get to it!!"
      Futur Janitor: "Hey... why dont you make him look like a crip? You could then use that IBM 5100 chip on the floor as a voice box."
      Futur Scientists: "Smart ass".

    3. Re:John Titor by AuMatar · · Score: 4, Funny

      So, was he sent back to warn us about our impending loss of the letter 'e'?

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    4. Re:John Titor by OrangeTide · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Without 'e' you cannot have enlightenment.

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    5. Re:John Titor by spazdor · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what my old roommate used to say.


      Fucking ravers.

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    6. Re:John Titor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Ebeneezer Goode Esq.

    7. Re:John Titor by ShaneThePain · · Score: 0

      well done. I call it X though. And yeah, its enlightenment in a pill.

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    8. Re:John Titor by hobbit · · Score: 1

      As they say, Everything starts with an 'E' :)

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    9. Re:John Titor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean your 'roommat' ?

    10. Re:John Titor by Scrameustache · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      So, was he sent back to warn us about our impending loss of the letter 'e'? Gadsby can do without it :)
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    11. Re:John Titor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      well done. I call it X though. And yeah, its enlightenment in a pill.

      Hey, this is Slashdot. It's called "The X Window System", or "X11", or "X11R7.1" if you're up to date, and enlightenment is merely a fancy window manager that looks so fucking awesome... oh, wow, it really does look awesome. Goddamn, I fucking love everything when it boots up.

    12. Re:John Titor by adamstew · · Score: 1

      E is meaningless...There aint no E in All that and a bag of potato chips!

    13. Re:John Titor by laejoh · · Score: 0

      That's why they use DR16 and DR17 as names now. The guys from enlightenment now what they are doing!

    14. Re:John Titor by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It might do if you really are Easy E and The E-zee Posse but I'm not sure that necassarily follows for the rest of us !

    15. Re:John Titor by luag · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno, maybe in another universe there is another me who didn't read the title as "the large hardon collider".

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    16. Re:John Titor by BrotherBeal · · Score: 4, Funny

      There aint no E in All that and a bag of potato chips! Unless you're Dan Quayle.
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    17. Re:John Titor by Gospodin · · Score: 1

      And there's a universe somewhere where this joke was never posted on Slashdot.

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    18. Re:John Titor by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      So, was he sent back to warn us about our impending loss of the letter 'e'?

      No no no. The rest of the post of full of e's. Futur is obviously a lab which will be built by IKEA. Sheesh. :-P

      Cheers
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    19. Re:John Titor by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Mod parent funny! Remember Dan Quayle? That goober...

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    20. Re:John Titor by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, as everyone on Slashdot surely knows, E=MC^2. Therefore, since matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed, merely changed in form, it follows that the letter "E" cannot be created or destroyed, merely changed in form. Which would probably Txplain this sTntTncT.

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    21. Re:John Titor by phlinn · · Score: 1

      My god, it's full of e's...

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    22. Re:John Titor by Noexit · · Score: 1

      that's "potatoe".

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    23. Re:John Titor by jgoemat · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, as everyone on Slashdot surely knows, E=MC^2. Therefore, since matter and energy cannot be created nor destroyed, merely changed in form, it follows that the letter "E" cannot be created or destroyed, merely changed in form. Which would probably Txplain this sTntTncT.

      I don't undMC^2rstand what you'rMC^2 trying to say...

    24. Re:John Titor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new there.

    25. Re:John Titor by spazdor · · Score: 1

      I would if I had the mod points. That one was certainly non-obvious enough.

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    26. Re:John Titor by Rockin'Robert · · Score: 0

      John Titor chatted about most everything BUT lawyers.
      With any luck, THEY BECAME MORE OBSOLETE,
      and "Texas is still there"!
      PTL!
      RR

    27. Re:John Titor by adamstew · · Score: 1

      no...it's not.

  2. WTF? by EdIII · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter


    Are they serious? They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system.

    The rest of it just sounds so bizarre it's unreal. The fact that it is people on the inside saying it is somewhat concerning. I don't even know what to think, but those "headlines" are truly spectacular.
    1. Re:WTF? by Spacepup · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess it's just the kid in me, but now I want it turned on even more just to see what will really happen.

      Maybe they should schedual the first start for one of the predicted end dates ala the Mayans and Egyptans. The Hadron collider builders should also play "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM the day it starts.

    2. Re:WTF? by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1, Troll

      Apparently they are unaware of Hawking radiation.... or they are religious nut jobs who are predisposed to not believing in science.

    3. Re:WTF? by wass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A nuclear safety officer is hardly on the 'inside of' the LHC team.

      The article didn't go into the scientific backgrounds of the guys involved, but the job requirements of being a nuclear safety officer is hardly any prerequisite to being able to in any way accurately understanding the quantum chromodynamics, or even quantized general relativity (which nobody can do yet), etc involved in the LHC.

      This would be like an airport luggage screener making claims about the aerodynamical stability of a fighter aircraft, or an electrician who can wire up a new 110 AC outlet in your house making claims about transistor-level details of the latest Intel CPU.

      While it's possible they might be experts in highly technical fields hugely beyond their job descriptions, it's fairly unlikely.

      This doesn't mean that their concerns are necessarily invalid, but they shouldn't be given any more credibility than other non-members of the LHC team.

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    4. Re:WTF? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe they should schedual the first start for one of the predicted end dates ala the Mayans and Egyptans.

      I want to see them turn it on too, but that's tempting fate a bit much maybe? So to make sure they can't accidentally cause the Mayan predictions to come true, they'll deliberately activate the machine several days before the end of the Mayan calendar.

      Only once they turn it on, as it's powering up, they'll get a phone call from an anthropologist who will tell them that he just discovered that the previous calculations as to the start of the calendar were wrong, and it is in fact THAT VERY DAY that the calendar ends! Oh bitter irony, when your attempt to avoid the prophecy causes it to come true!

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    5. Re:WTF? by Valiss · · Score: 5, Funny

      but the job requirements of being a nuclear safety officer is hardly any prerequisite to being able to in any way accurately understanding the quantum chromodynamics, or even quantized general relativity

      No kidding. Have you seen the safety inspector in section 7G?

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    6. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ". . . or an electrician who can wire up a new 110 AC outlet in your house making claims about transistor-level details of the latest Intel CPU."

      Uh . . . yo. I'm actually pretty well versed in both of those worlds. That's a bad example. There's lots of us. Transistors aren't that complex and if you read the news you can keep up with the details of the newest variations kinda easily. But working in a job that used my EE background would suck compared to actually doing stuff.

    7. Re:WTF? by somersault · · Score: 1

      It's kinda like when they were worried that setting off a nuclear bomb could ignite the atmosphere. Still, nothing wrong with assessing its safety, I certainly don't think they're joking.. still a few days til April 1st :P

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    8. Re:WTF? by HomerJ · · Score: 1, Funny

      THIS PLANT IS SAFE!!

    9. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system.

      How would that be like Pandora's box? Pandora's box contained all the evils of the world, until it was opened and they were released. It didn't swalllow up planets and solar systems. It's almost the opposite.
    10. Re:WTF? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe they should schedual the first start for one of the predicted end dates ala the Mayans and Egyptans. The Hadron collider builders should also play "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM the day it starts.

      You forgot the final season of Lexx (4.x), which made this exact topic the main plot point.
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    11. Re:WTF? by Original+Replica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      accurately understanding the quantum chromodynamics, or even quantized general relativity (which nobody can do yet)

      Perhaps it is that lack of understanding that is the cause for concern. I understand that the point of LHC is to increase that understanding, but much of human knowledge is gained by making mistakes, then figuring out where we were wrong. When it comes to making a blackhole, the repercussions of a mistake could conceivably be the end of our entire solar system. I don't think it's wrong for there to be a public inquiry about the safety measures in place if something unplanned happens. What would they do if the LHC did make a blackhole that started growing? It is not wrong to stop and ask these questions when the cost of failure is potentially a global concern.

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    12. Re:WTF? by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      You underestimate the Mayans. The few days in between is the time
      the black hole takes to gather enough mass to speed up the process.
      It will be tiny first, and will grow slowly. Amazing how the Mayans
      got it right. I would not know where to start.

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    13. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's look at the credentials of said "nuclear safety officer":

      """
      Walter Wagner graduated UC Berkeley with a Minor in Physics, and a Major in Biology. Later, he discovered a novel particle in a balloon-borne cosmic ray detector, initially identified as a magnetic monopole. Though its identity remains uncertain, it is definitely not within the standard repertoire of known particles. After a three-year break from science to attend law school, Dr. Wagner resumed work in Physics and Biology at the US Veterans Administration Medical Center in San Francisco, working in Nuclear Medicine and Health Physics. He then embarked on teaching Science and Mathematics, from grade school to college. Dr. Wagner developed a botanical garden in Hawaii, and continues involvement with several professional associations, including Health Physics Society and Society of Nuclear Medicine.
      """

      So, this is a guy who discovered a magnetic monopole (which would theoretically tear the universe apart, right?) and works at a VA med center? He only has a minor in physics? The "nuclear safety blah blah" in this case means nuclear medicine, as in the guy who makes sure no one mishandles the radioactive dye they use at every hospital in the US.

      Some expert.

    14. Re:WTF? by quietlysubversive · · Score: 2, Insightful

      well, the sad thing is that if anything were to go wrong, you wouldn't actually find out what happened. By the time whatever chain reaction escaped the LHC, it would be moving infinitely fast and the only thing you would find out is what its like to suddenly cease to exist :-(

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    15. Re:WTF? by ch0knuti · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. If it does go postal as they claim the Solar system would be safe. While a black hole would be created Terra's mass does not increase. Therefore the end result would most likely be a binary pair of Luna and a super small black hole orbiting Sol.

    16. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large HARDON collider sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit.

    17. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun, but the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard I'll become.

    18. Re:WTF? by vloktboky · · Score: 3, Funny

      The Hadron collider builders should also play "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM the day it starts. Except if any of those three scenarios they described came true, I don't think you are going to "feel fine."
    19. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll just have to wait until AFTER the experiment

      Weren't you supposed to be in the test chamber half an hour ago?

    20. Re:WTF? by OMNIpotusCOM · · Score: 1

      So... if they win the lawsuit it's going to be like Brewster's Millions and they only have 30 days to spend it?

    21. Re:WTF? by Grave · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There were fears by some scientists (not many, but a few) of the Manhattan Project that maybe they shouldn't detonate that test atomic bomb because the chain reaction might not actually stop, and could ignite the entire atmosphere.

      This is such a cutting-edge field that it is easy for otherwise intelligent people to reach incorrect conclusions. Still, we really don't know with 100% certainty just how everything will work with this aspect of physics. If we did, we wouldn't need to build these ultra-expensive colliders to do testing.

    22. Re:WTF? by Surt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In all fairness to the LHC people, the worst possible outcome is a blackhole that swallows the earth, not the solar system. It's not like there is magic mass available, to make the black-hole earth have more gravity than the earth does and pull in the rest of the solar system. It would just sit there orbiting the sun like the earth does now.

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    23. Re:WTF? by sams67 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The scientific method and the resulting scientific belief system is not the problem here. Its people that treat science like its a religion: like an absolute truth, that are the problem. In fact, nobody really know what will happen when the machine is switched on. If they did, why would they need to do the experiment in the first place? I have the greatest respect for science - I'm a PhD qualified particle physicst myself (although no longer practicing). I don't have a lot of respect for arrogant scientists blithely telling us everything is safe when history keeps proving them wrong over and over again, or for people that use science like a bible to bash people with.

    24. Re:WTF? by MadMagician · · Score: 1

      Black holes and strangelets are just the beginning. Have they read Einstein's Bridge? http://faculty.washington.edu/jcramer/E_Bridge.html

      THE HIVE WILL EAT US ALL!

    25. Re:WTF? by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 1

      Firstly: Hell yeah - these physicist nutters (including myself) are quite happy to wipe out the Universe from curiosity, it's the least it deserves. After all, once we find out we can destroy "Everything"(TM) there's not much else to find out, eh?

      Secondly:
      I check http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/large_hadron_collider.png/ before I check Slashdot these days, a picture paints a thousand words and is usually more +5 Insightful.....

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    26. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "here comes the sun" by the beatles

    27. Re:WTF? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of a Sci Fi story from a couple decades (at least) back. People around the world are doing their normal thing. There are newspapers and TV stations proclaiming that the end of the world is just a couple days away. People aren't terrified. If anything, they are happy. The day comes, and there is a countdown to "the end of the world". At the end of the countdown is the launch of the first star drive space ship. The newscasters then talk about how it's the end of the world...and the beginning of the universe.

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    28. Re:WTF? by Goaway · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Due diligence may be quite prudent. However, that doesn't mean these guys are not nutcases.

      Far higher-energy interaction happen every day as high-energy cosmic rays hit the atmosphere. If these things could happen, they would have already happened and destroyed the Earth long ago.

    29. Re:WTF? by lessthan · · Score: 1

      Pandora's Box was safely closed until Pandora just had to look. The LHC is safely off, but the scientists are going to have to look. As in, we were safe until she/they looked inside.

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    30. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it would be moving infinitely fast

      No, it would be moving at the speed of light. You'd have a few milliseconds to make peace with yourself.

    31. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mess with nature, and she might mess back.

    32. Re:WTF? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thank you for correcting GP. I feel so much better now.

    33. Re:WTF? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're assuming the collapse of the Earth into the singularity would be symmetrical. I could see it getting kicked into a grossly elliptical orbit, playing ping-pong with the the other planets and eventually intersecting Sol.

    34. Re:WTF? by Dragon+By+Proxy · · Score: 0

      They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system.


      Now, now, Dr. Freeman is a highly-trained professional.
    35. Re:WTF? by phat_cartman · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wish they'd just eliminate humanity and get it over with already. It's the waiting I can't stand.

    36. Re:WTF? by Omestes · · Score: 5, Funny

      But we won't be here, so why should I care?

      It would be very amusing for the folks on the ISS though.

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    37. Re:WTF? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      A nuclear safety officer is hardly on the 'inside of' the LHC team.

      Remember that Stanton T. Friedman is a a nuclear physicist.

    38. Re:WTF? by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      As long as SkyNet doesn't become self-aware, I think we'll be okay.

    39. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny ???
      RTFC, mods.

    40. Re:WTF? by ashridah · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Do you even know what button you pressed?

    41. Re:WTF? by Livius · · Score: 1

      No matter how ludicrous the lawsuit is, when the obliteration of human civilization is on the line, I kind of want to give them some benefit of the doubt.

    42. Re:WTF? by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      If my memory serves me, it's a Ray Bradbury story.

      One of the authors I read when I want to be in a good mood...

      Nephilium... currently reading Chandler.

    43. Re:WTF? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Funny

      You underestimate the Mayans. The few days in between is the time
      the black hole takes to gather enough mass to speed up the process.
      It will be tiny first, and will grow slowly. Amazing how the Mayans
      got it right. I would not know where to start. Yep, you can't count on the safety of exact dates, as we all learned from Back to the Future III when Doc and Marty figured they were safe going to the dance Saturday because the tombstone Marty saw in 1955 said Doc died on Monday. Then along comes Buford who points a gun a Doc's kidney...:

      Buford: "It's a Derringer, Smithy. Small but effective. Last time I used it, the fella took two whole days to die..."
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    44. Re:WTF? by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      Simpson, Homer J... Zat is all.

    45. Re:WTF? by wass · · Score: 4, Informative

      It is not wrong to stop and ask these questions when the cost of failure is potentially a global concern.

      Certainly not, and I addressed that in my comment.

      It is certainly worthwhile running the calculations to verify such catastrophic events won't occur. Many physicists have already done this. But a non-expert suing the government without anything even remotely resembling evidence is pretty ridiculous.

      It's like some of the first rockets. Some skeptics were worried that a sufficiently-strong rocket combustion could ignite all of earth's atmosphere. Sure that's a worry and it was worth running the calculations by full-time expert chemists and physicists to justify whether such an event could occur.

      But any non-expert suing a project to cancel it based only on shaky claims? That's a different story.

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    46. Re:WTF? by Pendersempai · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In fact, nobody really know what will happen when the machine is switched on.
      Well, no one knows what happens on the subatomic scale when the particles collide. On the macro, visible-to-the-human-eye scale, you could say that we know exactly what will happen: basically nothing. This sort of particle collision must happen all the time in the sun or near its rays, so the fact that the planets in our solar system and sun haven't already been swallowed by strangelets or black holes or singularities suggests that we probably don't have to worry about those things.

      I don't have a lot of respect for arrogant scientists blithely telling us everything is safe when history keeps proving them wrong over and over again, or for people that use science like a bible to bash people with.
      Huh? Who here is using science like a bible? Is this rant related to the topic of discussion, or just sort of an extracurricular?
    47. Re:WTF? by infosinger · · Score: 1

      I'll bet it has radiation! I'M SCARED!!!

    48. Re:WTF? by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      This imaginary world sounds intriguing, is the portal nearby?

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    49. Re:WTF? by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      You'd have a few milliseconds to make peace with yourself.


      I dunno how long you take, but it takes me longer then a few milliseconds to make "piece" with myself.
    50. Re:WTF? by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Pandora's Box also held Hope.

      Nephilium

    51. Re:WTF? by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Hell, people were worried that driving in a horseless carriage at over 25MPH would suffocate anyone without a "wind screen."

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    52. Re:WTF? by wasted · · Score: 1

      No, it would be moving at the speed of light. You'd have a few milliseconds to make peace with yourself.
      But it would take those few milliseconds for you to perceive that you needed to make peace with yourself.
    53. Re:WTF? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are they serious? They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system. All the same I still think it'd be a good idea to keep a shotgun, ammo, and a few medpacks handy...
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    54. Re:WTF? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      Are they serious? They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system.

      Well, it's not dramatically different from the concerns of some physicists who worked on the Manhattan Project (except that they didn't speak publicly until afterwards, due to the military secrecy).

      The truth is, for all the theory and math we work out ahead of time, nobody can guarantee that we actually know what we're doing when we throw the switch for the first time.

      So the question becomes, are we willing to risk the .000000000001% chance that we're starting some sort of irreversible chain reaction? Or does the knowledge we gain from the experiment (and the near certainty that such an experiment will be performed by someone else anyways, regardless of our decision here today) outweigh that miniscule risk? Certainly in the case of the Manhattan Project, we knew every other world power was working on the same thing, and it wasn't a question of whether to risk it or not, it was a question of who would risk it first and gain the overwhelming military advantage.

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    55. Re:WTF? by john82 · · Score: 1

      Right on! Thank goodness everyone at Slashdot has their PhD in theoretical Physics. Can you imagine if said swarthy savants were merely passing wind from the comfort of a secondhand recliner in their parents' basement whilst their pudgy, cheese doodle-encrusted digits do all the heavy lifting of the week?

    56. Re:WTF? by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      They may be aware of Hawking radiation but may be concerned that Hawking might be wrong about it. I'd just as soon have his theory of black hole evaporation tested someplace else.

    57. Re:WTF? by d00m.wizard · · Score: 1

      Not to sound like a luddite or anything but can't you test this shit out on YOUR world not OURS? Because I don't want me and mine to fall into a black hole (even you for that matter). Lets solve some of our realistic problems before we create huger ones. No?

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    58. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Setting aside the GPs odd comments.... While these black holes would have to be created all the time by cosmic radiation in objects the size of the sun, they would continue to move at near light-speed. At these speeds, nearly everything has zero cross-section for reaction, so that only tells us not to worry about the ones that will leave earth at about these speeds (most of them). But, CERN will generate several of these particles per year that do not have escape velocity and so might (if there is no Hawking radiation) just hang out in the planet. While their reaction cross-sections couldn't be huge, given a few hundred of these and a few decades, one might just be able to take off and make the real thing--that's why serious physicists are worried about this.

    59. Re:WTF? by Cramer · · Score: 1

      "... collapse the solar system into an ultra dense particle about the size of a pea." -- Dr. Longbore.

    60. Re:WTF? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      No, it would be moving at the speed of light. You'd have a few milliseconds to make peace with yourself. But it would take those few milliseconds for you to perceive that you needed to make peace with yourself. and then, after those few milliseconds you would have nanoseconds of observation of pieces of yourself
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    61. Re:WTF? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      We can get our own nutcases. Get Dubya involved to say "bring it on" and various other extreme fundies that would be enraptured to see doomsday in their lifetime. They might be a little disappointed but they get used to that every few years.

    62. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's supposed to make me feel BETTER?!?

    63. Re:WTF? by therufus · · Score: 2, Informative

      At least we know Lenny Bruce is not afraid...

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    64. Re:WTF? by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      21 December 2012 isn't that far away.

      Of course, what's really going to get us is that scientists will discover the precise mass of the Higgs boson, causing the planet to become compressed down to the size of a pea. Still, I guess that's better than having your whole universe converted into flying robotic arms.

    65. Re:WTF? by sams67 · · Score: 0

      This sort of particle collision must happen all the time in the sun or near its rays

      we probably don't have to worry about those things

      Huh? Who here is using science like a bible? Is this rant related to the topic of discussion, or just sort of an extracurricular? You are - right there. Its so reassuring that we "probably wont have to worry about these things" because you are so sure that the conditions inside the LHC are exactly the same as occur in near the sun. Of course, the surface of the sun is so benign we should not be worried, huh?
    66. Re:WTF? by Nikker · · Score: 1

      In this infinite universe how can you be sure it has never happened?

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    67. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm a PhD qualified particle physicst myself (although no longer practicing)."

      Those who can do. Those who can't teach. Those who can't teach administrate. Those who can't administrate rant on Slashdot.

    68. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha! That sig is great!

    69. Re:WTF? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

      Well, if Lester Bangs gets involved, perhaps Mr. Bruce should be afraid. You know how these things end: birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, BOOM!

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    70. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      While you are absolutely correct that science is based on faith we do not have any other belief system that comes close to the usefullness of science.

      I have a great deal of faith that the LHC is not a doomesday machine, and that faith is also the reason why I know the sun will rise again in the morning but can never prove it.

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    71. Re:WTF? by wass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Right on! Thank goodness everyone at Slashdot has their PhD in theoretical Physics.

      Damn it, at first I was going to say "ah ha", since I just got my PhD (I defended less than two weeks ago) in Experimental Physics (condensed matter). But then I saw that you qualified it with theoretical physics, and alas, I cannot say "ah ha" anymore :-(

      But yet your sarcasm proves my point exactly!

      Having a PhD in condensed matter experimental physics, in no way whatsoever am I qualified to qualify the creation of 'strangelets' or microscopic black holes. I've taken my share of grad classes, such as graduate-level quantum mechanics (Sakurai) and E&M (Jackson) with other high-energy theorists, and I've even done a small bit of relativistic quantum field theory (Peskin/Schroeder).

      Given all this, I barely even know enough of quantum electrodynamics, much less QCD or anything well beyond that, to make valid judgements of the effects of LHC. But I'm supposed to take the word of a guy on these same topics with far less physics experience than me?

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    72. Re:WTF? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      Or we can just wait until after the Mayan calendar ends. If Quetzalcoatl returns beforehand, we have bigger things to worry about than the LHC anyway :)

      (I know, that's the Aztec religion, but Gukumatz doesn't have quite the same name recognition).

    73. Re:WTF? by FLEB · · Score: 1

      So it's like the Segway hoopla, then?

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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
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    74. Re:WTF? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      "No longer practicing" != "Can't practice".

    75. Re:WTF? by sams67 · · Score: 1

      I have a great deal of faith that the LHC is not a doomesday machine, and that faith is also the reason why I know the sun will rise again in the morning but can never prove it. Like I said, I have nothing against science itself - I'm a huge supporter (to digress a little, in fact a lot of people believe that the sun will rise in the morning without resorting to science!). But even, so, the ol' sun-rising-in-the-morning experiment has been performed a lot more times than the LHC one. In reality, I too think that is very unlikely that the LHC is a doomsday machine. However, is it unlikely enough to risk the planet when balanced with the benefits? Its a question worth asking. Even if you and I say yes, I still don't think its grounds for people ridiculing those that take a different view (not that *you* did, but others here have), which is what I was originally getting at: the arrogance of some scientists and science aficionados. Its just another form of intolerance.
    76. Re:WTF? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter
      Are they serious? They make it sound like a Pandora's Box that could destroy the whole planet, or solar system.
      Actually, I would think that a microscopic black hole would evaporate before doing too much due to Hawking Radiation.
    77. Re:WTF? by ashridah · · Score: 1

      No no no. The answer is
      "Sure i do. Moe"

    78. Re:WTF? by professorfalcon · · Score: 1

      The Hadron collider builders should also play "It's the End of the World as We Know It" by REM the day it starts.

      And if things go awry, they can play "Oops!... I Did It Again".

    79. Re:WTF? by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      (if there is no Hawking radiation)
      Enquiring mind wants to know: What if there is Hawking radiation? What reason is there to suspect there won't be?
    80. Re:WTF? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Sorry, all you get to start this level is a crowbar.

    81. Re:WTF? by Alarindris · · Score: 1

      With our man on Mars project underway this could get interesting...

      DOOM 4: This shit is real?! :P

    82. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Its a question worth asking."

      Indeed it is, but as I understand it the question has been answered by the "republic of science" many times, in great detail and to a high degree of certainty. Unless these people have something new to say then it is philosphically valid to ignore the question even if it does come across as arrogance (re: anti-AGW crackpots).

      "...the ol' sun-rising-in-the-morning experiment has been performed a lot more times than the LHC one"

      Cosmic rays hitting the atmosphere are several orders of magnitute more powerfull than the LHC so I don't think repeatability is a valid criticism. But yes, it's still possible that the few disenters are correct, in the same way that it's possible the sun won't rise tommorrow. The irony with LHC senario is that either way the dissenters will never be able to say "I told you so".

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    83. Re:WTF? by sams67 · · Score: 1

      Cosmic rays hitting the atmosphere are several orders of magnitute more powerfull than the LHC so I don't think repeatability is a valid criticism. Power alone doesn't characterise an interaction. Look at neutrinos versus quarks for example.
    84. Re:WTF? by Brieeyebarr · · Score: 0

      Damn you, AC! I was going to make a half-life joke! I'll be fine with being swallowed up into a black hole, just as long as we don't end up with a resonance cascade situation.

    85. Re:WTF? by Charbox · · Score: 0, Troll

      orly? math pls

    86. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were fears by some scientists (not many, but a few) of the Manhattan Project that maybe they shouldn't detonate that test atomic bomb because the chain reaction might not actually stop, and could ignite the entire atmosphere.
      I thought that turned out to be a misplaced decimal point?
    87. Re:WTF? by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Solarinite!

    88. Re:WTF? by Ztream · · Score: 1

      No, they should definitely play "Komm, süsser Tod" from End of Evangelion when they turn it on.

    89. Re:WTF? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Tangentially related only, but nearly the best damn weapon in SH2 was the board with a nail through it you start with. That thing ROCKED.

    90. Re:WTF? by infonography · · Score: 1

      Well actually I will feel just fine, I have a full suit of tinfoil, and I am gonna be just fine.

      --
      Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
    91. Re:WTF? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Far higher-energy interaction happen every day as high-energy cosmic rays hit the atmosphere. If these things could happen, they would have already happened and destroyed the Earth long ago. But are LHC collisions essentially identical to those of high energy cosmic rays? I think not. Now LHC might not yet have enough power to do something doomsdayish, but the day will surely come that we humans create something that has real doomsday potential... So better start practicing extra caution already now. We'd better be damn sure nothing is going to happen at LHC that doesn't happen regularily when cosmic rays collide with matter in our solar system. And I mean not just "guessing" that it "must" be happening all the time, I mean having actual calculations showing that LHC energies, collision produced particles and their velocities etc. are something that happens all the time.
    92. Re:WTF? by drunkahol · · Score: 1

      Great way to clear up space junk though eh?

    93. Re:WTF? by Runagate+Rampant · · Score: 2, Informative

      the whole solar system would not collapse. Earth would become a 9mm diameter black hole, still orbited by the moon, ISS, and other existing satellites. according to here anyway: http://teamwak.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-to-destroy-earth-part-3.html

    94. Re:WTF? by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Interesting
      It would be very amusing for the folks on the ISS though.

      Fortunately, they'll be vapourised when the Earth collapses. All that mass falling through an infinite gravity well releases a whole lot of potential energy. The flash will far outshine the Sun, at least for a moment...

      --
      Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
    95. Re:WTF? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      What if there is Hawking radiation? Then they will radiate more energy than they absorb and evaporate, instead of getting denser and denser.

      What reason is there to suspect there won't be? It hasn't been experimentally observed. Stephen Hawking's predictions might be incorrect.

      --
      /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
    96. Re:WTF? by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Score:4, Funny

      Who the hell modded that Funny?

      Citing a Hollywood Sci-Fi movie to explain temporal causality theory on why you should not tempt fate against ancient Mayan mythology predicting the end of the world because of scaremongering US-litigation junkscience, according to Slashdot rules that is damn well supposed to be modded Informative!

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    97. Re:WTF? by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      Would sir also be interested in duct tape and a flashlight?

    98. Re:WTF? by joaommp · · Score: 1

      but the day will surely come that we humans create something that has real doomsday potential...
      We have. 50 years ago. Starts with an A.
    99. Re:WTF? by WebsterRay · · Score: 1

      If they survived, wouldn't they find that they either get very dizzy, or else flattened against the sides of the ISS? Maybe the inverse square law doesn't work this way, but ...

      I mean, given the Earth's radius of 4000 miles, their altitude is now, what, 200 ish miles.

      Say the Earth shrank to one 4000th of its current size - have a one mile radius - the ISS would then orbit at what - 0.05 of a mile overhead [250 ish feet].

      Given their orbital speed of around 5 miles per second, wouldn't that translate into orbiting 'tiny Earth' once every 2 seconds or so!

    100. Re:WTF? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Well, yeah, putting earth into a nuclear winter and killing 95% of people in the process would of course be kind of bad, but still not very high in any "doomsday" scale. This topic is about having the Earth eaten by a black hole, or worse having Earth, and then possibly our solar system, and eventually our entire galaxy or even galaxy group being turned into strange matter. Now there's a doomsday for you.

    101. Re:WTF? by joaommp · · Score: 1

      just fire a bunch of nukes all around Earth at the same time with nanosecond precision and you'll get your doomsday scenario.

    102. Re:WTF? by Urkki · · Score: 1

      Well, fine, have it your way. If we're ever planning to do that nuke exploding you suggest, first we should do a through research about possible consequences. And if there is even a small risk of really bad things happening, then not do it, not even if we really really want to. ;-)

    103. Re:WTF? by dintech · · Score: 1

      All these worlds are yours except Earth. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.

    104. Re:WTF? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because Bush-slamming has to be dragged into every fucking discussion, no matter how irrelevant. This is an article about the Large Hadron Collider for fucks' sake!

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    105. Re:WTF? by ZombieWomble · · Score: 1

      Maybe the inverse square law doesn't work this way It doesn't. The radius of either body has no influence on the types of orbits they have - it's solely a result of their mass, and the mass of the earth wouldn't change at all if it became a black hole.
    106. Re:WTF? by Hair-Dog13 · · Score: 1

      You said: I dunno how long you take, but it takes me longer then a few milliseconds to make "piece" with myself. If that is so, then you just aren't doing it right.

    107. Re:WTF? by joaommp · · Score: 1

      first we should do some testing. we should call in some experts. where's Achmed when we need him?

      (probably blowing up a blue Prius or something, for a klondike bar)

    108. Re:WTF? by gtall · · Score: 1

      You cannot "know" the sun will come up in the morning. It is contingent on a host of things, none which you can "know" either. You mean that you "believe" the sun will come up in the morning based on the perceived probabilities of things you can conceive of which have not yet happened to cause the sun to fail to come up, and the probability that something you don't know about won't happen simply because it hasn't happened yet in the last several billion years (presuming science has the age properly bracketed).

      Gerry

    109. Re:WTF? by john83 · · Score: 1

      No, the height of the orbit won't change unless they slow down. The way an orbit works is that the station is going at some speed tangental to the Earth's surface, and that the gravitational pull is just enough to make it fall at the right speed to form the curve that is its orbit. To go up or down, you change this speed. I suspect though that the Earth turning into a pea-sized black hole would be violent enough to vapourise everything in orbit!

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    110. Re:WTF? by drerwk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry - not buying your claim that they continue to move at the speed of light. Momentum is conserved between the incoming cosmic ray and the object with which it collides slowing the whole result down. The only particles that have truly low cross section are neutrinos, and possibly dark matter if it has any cross section. The reason that we put neutrino detectors deep in the earth is because doing so shields the detectors from all cosmic rays. Since no cosmic rays are getting to these detectors they, and their collision products certainly all stop in the first few thousands of meters of the earth. IAAP

    111. Re:WTF? by Kugala · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That entire line of articles on that blog is a complete copy from http://qntm.org/?destroy

      The blog author attempts to give some credit in the first post (In a vague, not-actually-giving-credit manner), but I'd suggest reading the original.

    112. Re:WTF? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I don't care how you say it but that is just fucking cool when you think about it. Except the part about everyone dying, that might be a problem. But the other shit is just fucking too cool for words.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    113. Re:WTF? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Firstly: Hell yeah - these physicist nutters (including myself) are quite happy to wipe out the Universe from curiosity, it's the least it deserves.

      Damn Straight! I would rather us wipe everything out trying to figure out how it works than some monumental act of stupidly like a nuclear war. At least when we are all standing around in the next life after the event the words "whoops" won't just have a hollow meaning.

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      Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification

    114. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Slashdot, so as long as his ID is lower than yours, the answer is yes.

    115. Re:WTF? by sexybomber · · Score: 2, Funny

      While their reaction cross-sections couldn't be huge, given a few hundred of these and a few decades, one might just be able to take off and make the real thing--that's why serious physicists are worried about this.

      Um, don't you think the folks at CERN would notice that they're creating black holes every time they fire the LHC up? And then ... you know, stop if they weren't evaporating like they're supposed to? I can envision the scene now:

      Dr. Smith: F**k dude, we just created a black hole!
      Dr. Heinrich: Cool! But it's not evaporating.
      Dr. Smith: Uh oh. Maybe we shouldn't create another one until this one disappears. We wouldn't want them merging and creating a macroscopic black hole!
      Dr. Heinrich: Good idea.
    116. Re:WTF? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      If there's even a 1 in a million chance of an experiment destroying the world, that's still too high.

    117. Re:WTF? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing the first rockets with the first atomic bomb. The first rockets were developed by the ninth century Chinese. Good point, none the less.

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    118. Re:WTF? by kalirion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless of course an alien space ship saves them and sends them back in time 5 years to stop it all from happening.

    119. Re:WTF? by sjames · · Score: 1

      A EE has little to do with an electrician. One is a 4 year degree and the other is a skilled trade starting with an apprenticeship. Many (probably most) electricians get through their entire career without even needing to know what an electron is. To them, electricity is a substance or a state of being.

      By the same token, I have seen physicists doing wiring before. Be afraid! EE actually working on a transmission line? Save time and call the EMTs now.

    120. Re:WTF? by sjames · · Score: 1

      In this infinite universe how can you be sure it has never happened?

      Because we're still here!

      The Earth itself has been bombarded with cosmic rays for billions of years. Those particles are far more energetic than we can generate in LHC. If collisions at those energies were going to produce an Earth destroying event, they would have by now.

      It's useful to keep in mind that the various 'theories' about how LHC could be the end of the world are far beyond longshots. Some of them are rather 'unphysical'

      Consider for example the black hole scenerio. We are to believe that a black hole the size of an electron will be created and eat the world before it evaporates. For starters, at that size, it would be a minor miracle if it managed to swallow anything at all. We're talking about an event horizon just a touch larger than the smallest thing that can exist at all. It could easily pass through the earth without even encountering another particle.

    121. Re:WTF? by VoidCrow · · Score: 1

      This sounds like a tarted-up rendition of Uniformitarianism, which was a very popular theory up until the discovery that mass extinctions were relatively commonplace events in geological time. It's a more grandiose version of skimping on the brake maintenance because we trust in The Lord.

    122. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why we see so many explosions in the universe come and go.

      That's better than SETI for calculating the amount of intelligent civilizations that... existed.

    123. Re:WTF? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      While you are absolutely correct that science is based on faith

      I don't think you are using "faith" the same way I do:

      Faith - Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence.

      You are confusing "We can't prove things with 100% absolute certainty" with "Believing things in the absence of evidence". The former is obviously true, but that has nothing to do with the latter. When people talk about the virtues of having faith (usually in the context of religious belief), you can bet that they are talking about the latter.

      And I'm not sure that science is based on belief anyway. "The sun will rise tomorrow" is a prediction, and if it doesn't, that just means we modify our understanding of the Universe, it doesn't mean science is wrong.

    124. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lisa: Dad, you're just going through a classic Oedipal anxiety.
              You remember the story of Oedipus, don't you?
      Homer: Well, maybe five bucks would refresh my memory.
      Lisa: [sighs] Oedipus killed his father and married his mother.
      Homer: Eugh! Who pays for that wedding?
      Lisa: I'm just saying you feel threatened by Bart, but it's all
              in your head.
      Homer: You're right. But just to be safe, maybe I should chain
              him up.

    125. Re:WTF? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      But are LHC collisions essentially identical to those of high energy cosmic rays? I think not. Now LHC might not yet have enough power to do something doomsdayish, but the day will surely come that we humans create something that has real doomsday potential... We will likely never, ever be able to create subatomic collisions of comparable energies to what nature is causing every day in our upper atmosphere. The energies involved are so ridiculously high, we don't even know of a single process, on any scale, anywhere in the universe, that could create them. All we have are vague guesses on where they come from.

      And I mean not just "guessing" that it "must" be happening all the time, I mean having actual calculations showing that LHC energies, collision produced particles and their velocities etc. are something that happens all the time. We have exactly that, a thousand times over.
    126. Re:WTF? by The+Queen · · Score: 1

      I guess it's just the kid in me, but now I want it turned on even more just to see what will really happen.

      The jolly, candy-like button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?!

      --

      The House Between - Original Sci-Fi Series
    127. Re:WTF? by PachmanP · · Score: 1

      Score:4, Funny

      Who the hell modded that Funny?

      Citing a Hollywood Sci-Fi movie to explain temporal causality theory on why you should not tempt fate against ancient Mayan mythology predicting the end of the world because of scaremongering US-litigation junkscience, according to Slashdot rules that is damn well supposed to be modded Informative!
      (Score:5, Funny)

      Who the hell modded that Funny?

      An extended rant responding to an inappropriate mod that involves temporal causality, Sci-Fi, mythology, and scaremongering US-litigation junkscience, per Slashdot mod rules, is damn well supposed to be modded Insightful!
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    128. Re:WTF? by Wreckdom · · Score: 1

      I dont know about this particular nuclear safety officer, but typically when my Large Hardon Collider Sparks I prefer microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter. Only in the event that that such black holes cant be found cause the creation of strangelets which, if they touch other matter, would convert that matter into strangelets or the creation of magnetic monopoles which could start a chain reaction and convert atoms to other forms of matter. But thats just me.

    129. Re:WTF? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      Interesting tidbit: The radius of a (Schwarzchild) black hole is proportional to its mass, and so the volume of the black hole is proportional to the mass cubed. Since density is mass over volume, the density of a black hole is proportional to the inverse square of the mass. In short, black holes get less dense as they grow!

      --
      SIGSEGV caught, terminating

      wait... not that kind of sig.
    130. Re:WTF? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1
      I can see the scene now.

      Ixpiyacoc: What the hell is Quetzalcoatl doing at a Mayan end of the world party?
      Nohochacyum: Beats me. I bet Kramer brought him. It was a bad idea to invite Kramer.
      Kukulcan: Hey numb-nuts, there's only room for one winged serpent at this party.
      [Ruckus ensues.]

    131. Re:WTF? by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      Anyway, I hate to be told how a story ends before it actually ends.

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      Achille Talon
      Hop!
    132. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dehner's Corollary to Godwin's Law:

      "The higher you set your /. mod filter, the more anti-Bush comments will slip through."

    133. Re:WTF? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      I've just got to tell the world about this, so bear with me:

      I'm a university student, and today I was talking with my nuclear power safety professor. It turns out he had a different background than nuclear safety. Apparently he took this job after working for several years in the manufacturing and development of the SS-24.

    134. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well I'm personally relieved it "suggests" it "probably" won't be the end of the world. I'd also like to suggest that this gun I'm pointing at you jammed the last 4 times I fired it so it "probably" won't fire....*CLICK*

    135. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We should not be totally dismissive of the magnetic monopole paper. While the data was consistent with being a monopole, it also consistent with a more mundane explanation of a heavy ion decay inside the detector. The consensus is to go with the more mundane explanation.

      But: let's give credit where it is due: the paper in question Price, Shirk, Osborne and Pinsky. Phys. Rev. Let. 35 487 (1975) mentions Wagner in the last paragraph among 4 other people that are 'thanked for assistance'. I know it's common to make snarky comments like "the students do all the work but the professors put their names on the paper" in this group, there are cases where an undergrad is simply doing the grunt work on a workstudy grant and does not contribute intellectually.

      And, yes, I was a grad student in theoretical physics at Berkeley during this era. From what I knew of Buford Price and his grad students, he was always fair on giving the fair amount of credit.

    136. Re:WTF? by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      I didnt build the damn thing but surely, I'll be in the control room when they turn it on. I think I will play "Wake up little Susy"... SUSY .

    137. Re:WTF? by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      But, there are quite a few very smart people working for the LHC who understand all that and more. Here is a link to the CERN LHC Safety webpage.

    138. Re:WTF? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      While you are absolutely correct that science is based on faith we do not have any other belief system that comes close to the usefullness of science.

      I think one should make a better effort to distinguish between faith in a human-looking omnipotent being that intervenes in human affairs and a faith that is held in the face of Cartesian doubt. "Faith in science" so to speak, is the latter, and while it is faith, it requires little more than to assert that a person is capable of knowing anything to be true. Other faiths require a bit more confession than that.

      --
      Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
    139. Re:WTF? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      I want to see them turn it on too, but that's tempting fate a bit much maybe? Why can't they just turn it on in a parallel universe while we observe in safety from ours?
    140. Re:WTF? by DarkIye · · Score: 1

      It takes me two hours, you sensitive clod!

    141. Re:WTF? by sustik · · Score: 1

      They should have built the LHC on the Moon to begin with. Just another reason to colonize (at least for research) the Moon. (The main reason being: stepping stone for space travel.)

      We should be really started moving ahead with two projects: space elevator and permanent Moon base. While both challenging, they do not appear to be insurmountable problems. The biggest challenge actually is to achieve the global cooperation necesssary in order to direct our resources towards the right projects. If I were heading a secret underground science society I would come up with a very definite commet or asteroid threat (in 200 years) that may unify us humans. Maybe they could 'detect' said asteroid from very far and only with Hubble (not from Earth) and due to some astronomical event or reason the observance of the asteroid is impossible for another 100 years...

      Oh, and I hope that Clarke did not really die, just ascended and will pull some strings to get us humans back on the right track.

    142. Re:WTF? by hubie · · Score: 1

      I don't understand your comment about zero interaction cross sections because it doesn't agree with the physics I know. If you look at the elastic and total cross sections for hadronic interactions, they are at worst flat at very high energies, and most in fact have a logarithmic rise with energy at very high energies (see, for instance, Table 40.2 for Figure 40.10 in this reference). And things are much different if you consider all the other particle interaction effects. For instance, photons travel at the speed of light and they have a very high interaction cross section; that is how my sunglasses work.

      Very high speed charged particles get killed by radiative losses that kick out bremsstrahlung and pair produce like crazy (you don't want to be around all the x-rays and gamma rays that get produced, which is one reason these things are built underground). The neutral particles are unstable and end up decaying into charged particles, so you don't have long-lived very high speed neutrals hanging around either.

      I'm not sure what you're talking about with escape velocity. How can the "near light-speed" particles you talk about not have escape velocity (assuming we pretend there is no matter for them to interact so that we can ignore all the dominant energy loss processes) and end up hanging about and not interacting? The particles that don't have escape velocity don't even make it out of the walls of the vacuum chamber.

      I would disagree with you that "serious" physicists are worrying too much about this. The ones who work in the field know the physics. It is similar to the speculations about the fusion bomb igniting the atmosphere, where speculation carried on long after the physics was worked out by those who knew how to do the calculations.

    143. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "PhD qualified"== "I've read some books on the subject, but am not intelligent and dedicated enough to earn the actual qualification from an accredited University, nor do I really understand the math or even the theory of what I'm talking about"

    144. Re:WTF? by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

      Is gratuitous name-dropping a requirement for physicists, or are you just a pompous fool?

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    145. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Heh, I should know better than to tell a physicist how to suck eggs.

      I have a Bsc but IANAP therefore I can only really go on what 'scientits say' and collectively they have put a lot off effort into this thing and 'scientists say' it's safe. Comes down to faith that they know what they are doing because they follow the method, same goes when I drive a car - I have faith other drivers follow the rules. The faith I have is not absolute but it's enough to out weigh the risk. ;)

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    146. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe he's referring to the texts used in his classes. Since Sakurai has been dead for quite a while, I don't think he's implying that he was one of his students.

    147. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I agree, did you notice I put the word 'know' in italics?

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    148. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Faith - Belief that does not rest on logical proof or material evidence."

      Good definition, although a different conclusion than Descartes.

      Obviously you must have come up with proof that real world exists and is not just a figment of my imagination. Can you let us know what it is? ;)

      "doesn't mean science is wrong."

      Scientific predictions may be 'right' or 'wrong', but science itself is about building and testing competing models of the 'real world' using observations and predictions. The strength and usefulness of science is dervied from the rigour of the process and the number of eyeballs.

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    149. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Indeed, if you belive in barber shop philosophy - Occam's razor makes god redundant. But hey, humans need a god & tribe to be nice to each other just as much they need a god & tribe to die for.

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    150. Re:WTF? by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Ah... So the correct term would be that it gets more massive. Or simply that it gains energy instead of loosing it.

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    151. Re:WTF? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Earth would become a 9mm diameter black hole, still orbited by the moon, ISS, and other existing satellites.

      A 9mm diameter black hole has a surface area of about 254 square centimeters, or 0.025 square meters. Assuming that matter falls inward at the escape velocity from Earth's surface, 11 km/s, it takes about 0.0000023 seconds to consume one cubic meter of material. Since Earth's volume is approximately 1,097,509,500,000,000,000,000 cubic meters, and each year has 31,536,000 seconds, it would take 35,000,000,000,000 - thirty-five thousand billion - years for this hole to consume the Earth.

      Of course this is all ignoring the fact that the hole wouldn't be this large to begin with, but would start at sub-atomic scale, so in reality it would take much longer. Still, this particular doomsday scenario is inane.

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    152. Re:WTF? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      While you are absolutely correct that science is based on faith we do not have any other belief system that comes close to the usefullness of science.

      Of course we do. The believe that some actions are morally better than others is unprovable - indeed, from a strictly material perspective meaningless, because "morally better" cannot be expressed in terms of laws of physics - yet it is absolutely neccessary for us to live in a society, which in turn is a prerequisite for having culture and science in the first place.

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    153. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      You wrote, "I'm not sure what you're talking about with escape velocity." Okay, let me break it down. In order for a cosmic ray event to generate a black hole in, i.e. our atmosphere, it would have to be moving at almost exactly c and then hit something--think of kinetic energy in the tens of J/particle range). If the particle were a proton and it hit a proton, the product would still be moving at almost exactly c after the collision. The small black hole could then pass through the earth/sun in no time and not interact (again, this is assuming that there is no cross section at high speeds). Now, CERN will be sending two beams of high energy particles at each other so that the center of mass frame is almost stopped (for obvious reasons, if you can figure out how to get this to work, you get a stronger collider when you do this). Now almost all of the reactions don't happen exactly at a stationary center of mass (earth frame), but every year, a few will happen at close enough to not have escape velocity.

      As far as knowing the cross sections of these miniscule black holes, I can't find the black hole cross sections in the figures you linked to--because we don't know them. Look, I'm not saying that this is probably, I'd say at the most one in a billion integrated over all the colliders we are likely to build on Earth. But CERN is a facility without value other than as a jobs project for physicists/philosophers, why risk anything for it? In particular, when you dig into their claims about what they will be able to discover about string theory, there is no experiment that they say would be able to reject string theory, just rule out a whole variety of string theories. As such, the whole idea of string theory is not yet to the state of being scientific in that it is not falsifiable.

    154. Re:WTF? by ishobo · · Score: 1
      Walter L. Wagner does not have a PhD in any science related field. He does have a JD from an unaccredited law school in California. He was rebuked in 2003 for acting as his daughter's lawyer when he is not licensed[1] in Hawaii. He was indicted[2] in February 2008 on first-degree identity theft and attempted first-degree theft from a commercial botanical garden he founded.

      From the NY Times article[3]:

      Mr. Sancho, who describes himself as an author and researcher on time theory, lives in Spain, probably in Barcelona, Mr. Wagner said. Since Mr. Wanger is acting as his own attorney, it is odd he does not know where the other plaintliff lives.

      Wagner calls himself a nuclear physicist when he clearly is no such thing. I am assuming he went to the unaccredited law school because it was cheaper and easier to get the JD, especially if you have no intention of taking the bar. It looks professional on your resume and you can call yourself doctor.

      1. http://hawaii.gov/jud/25653dsm.htm
      2. http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/2008/Feb/29/ln/hawaii802290352.html
      3. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html
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    155. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      And how do you know about all of these low cross section particles? Is there some sort experiment that has been done to find particles that have even lower cross sections than neutrinos?

      as far as the momentum conservation argument, run this calculation for me, since you are a physicist, what is the velocity of the byproduct of a collision between a neutron with 1 TeV of kinetic energy and a stationary proton, assuming that the pair react to form one product and that an inconsequential amount of energy was required for this conversion. IWAP (I was a physicist) specifically, I spent a lot of time measuring cosmic radiation.

    156. Re:WTF? by drerwk · · Score: 1

      Ok gumby. Double the rest mass and I am pretty sure we can reduce KEby 2^1/2. I'd have to drag out Fy.II to be sure as I haven't done Rel in a long time.

      Every deep mine detector is looking for low cross section particles; neutrinos and dark matter (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3683267.stm)

      Let me ask you given your experience; Are you claiming your 1TeV neutron has any non-zero (10^-60) chance of going through the Earth?

      I suppose you have a point that some of the debris will have lower cross section.

    157. Re:WTF? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      Okay, you got the KE right, now what is the velocity of something with KE/rest-mass >> 1? The rest mass of a neutron is about 1 GeV.

      No, a neutron is unlikely to pass through the earth without interacting (not that I know cross sections at those energies, more of a guess). But the question is about if it makes a microscopic black hole that does not evaporate.

      I'd point out that there are lots of ifs, and I'd say the probability of us turning the Earth into a black hole is vanishingly small. My main point was to lay out the objection clearly since I happen to have read some of the letters by these people. That said, I'm not sure CERN has any real value, so why put what can only be described as all of our chips on the table for no real gain?

    158. Re:WTF? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Apples & oranges - Moral codes are a protocol for social interaction within one's own monkeyshere, they are a method for discovering the 'meaning of life' not the nature of reality.

      This is not to say social interaction is 'useless'. The codes naturally evolve by competition into full blown civilizations that come and go based on their ability to adapt. Science at it's core is a formalised method of evolving usefull models such as how to eliminate the amoral apes in competing monkeyshere's, or how to feed one's own monkeysphere. The important difference being that with science decisions are based on an imposed universal standard of logical thought, moral descisions are made on the spot all the time by 6-7 billion different codes - they are a reflex of my tribal mind, like catching a ball.

      It's not an unrealistic generalization to say that civilizations who's morals respect science will "out compete" those that do not. Ironically if this stays true for a long enough time then science could be come part of our 'natural' morals.

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    159. Re:WTF? by Runagate+Rampant · · Score: 1

      so it could already have started!!!1!!

    160. Re:WTF? by Runagate+Rampant · · Score: 1

      thanks for the link. thats what I get for trusting google. ;^(

    161. Re:WTF? by Lawman58 · · Score: 1

      I think it's safe to say that there is still quite a bit that scientists do not know about particle physics. Assuming one can quantify the odds, what is the highest probability of a total "end of the world" scenario that you are willing to accept? One in a billion, in a million, in 100,000? Who decides on behalf of the world? Are you willing to accept more likely odds if you make your living from studying those collisions?

    162. Re:WTF? by jtankers · · Score: 1

      CERN's web site states that we have not been destroyed by effects of cosmic rays and micro black holes will evaporate.

      However, cosmic rays travel too fast to be captured by Earths gravity, and Hawking Radiation is disputed (http://arxiv.org/abs/gr-qc/0304042) and contradicts Einstein's highly successful relativity theory.
      Collider particles smash head on like a car collision and can be captured by Earth's gravity, and relativity predicts micro black holes will not decay (Hawking called Einstein doubly wrong, yet it is Einstein who is repeatedly found to have been correct in his theories). There is currently no reasonable proof of LHC safety, LSAG (LHC Safety Assessment Group) has been trying for months to prove safety without success. I hold the minority opinion that it may not be possible because it may in fact not be safe.

      If micro black holes are created, we may soon be trying to calculate the growth rate, and in my personal speculation, it might not be too implausible to believe that calculation might need to account for the same quantum effects that Hawking predicts but as an accelerator not as a decay factor.

      NewScientist March 22-28 "Stakes get higher in antimatter puzzle": "We can say with greater than 99.7 per cent probability that CP violation is there" says Sivestrini [of Italy's National Institute of Nuclear Physics INFN] (link corrected from article: http://arxiv.org/abs/0803.0659)

      Cosmic Rays from the legal complaint. ...any such novel particle created in nature by cosmic ray impacts would be left with a velocity at nearly the speed of light, relative to earth. At such speeds, ..., is believed by most theorists to simply pass harmlessly through our planet with nary an impact, safely exiting on the other side. ... Conversely, any such novel particle that might be created at the LHC would be at slow speed relative to earth, a goodly percentage would then be captured by earth's gravity, and could possibly grow larger [accrete matter] with disastrous consequences of the earth turning into a large black hole.

      Sincerely, JTankers LHCConcerns.com

    163. Re:WTF? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      As one of these black holes pick up mass, they slow down. They may not pick up enough mass when passing through the Earth, but there are are some pretty big suns out there, with some pretty thick interiors. And they get hit by high-energy cosmic rays too, far more than the Earth.

      They're still there.

  3. THINK OF THE SPACESHIPS by i_liek_turtles · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Zapp Brannigan: We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holeish thing.

    1. Re:THINK OF THE SPACESHIPS by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      The detour is proving somewhat more suidical than we had originally hoped.

            Brett

    2. Re:THINK OF THE SPACESHIPS by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      The only thing with all of this, is it's assuming our predictions and theories at the moment are, in fact, correct. We don't even have a unified theory that works for all Physics. I'm sure for a long time, everyone agreed time was constant, until Einstein's relativity.

      So while, at the moment, we are 'sure' the MBH are all going to dissipate, with the holes and in our 'theories', we can't know this for a fact.

      That being said...I'm not against using this experiment. Risks have to be taken...and if all implode into a mini black hole, well, we're not going to be complaining are we?

      And wouldn't time dilation make that falling into the black hole feel very long anyway?

      ~Jarik

  4. Anyone else read the title as... by RagingFuryBlack · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Large "Hardon" Collider Sparks 'Doomsday' Lawsuit ? I was gonna say, must have been a pretty big woody.

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    1. Re:Anyone else read the title as... by Itninja · · Score: 1

      Yeah I had to read it twice. I thought we were going to have to call Kristo to make a giant condom for this doomsday boner..

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      It's only gay if the buckyballs touch.

  5. Obligatory by bondsbw · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Obligatory by Asshat+Canada · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Please take your post to Digg where it belongs kthx

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      Only three more comics until xkcd.com/404 isn't a 404 anymore!

      Man, I am too much of a geek!

  6. ha ha ha oh wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they're more afraid it will create dinosaurs.

    1. Re:ha ha ha oh wow by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Sure, but will the people riding them be dressed in full pirate regalia?

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    2. Re:ha ha ha oh wow by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Or wink them back from wherever they are now.

      (Thanks to Think Like A Dinosaur by James Patrick Kelly)

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  7. half life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    portal storms incoming?

  8. Are they serious? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The things that they've said they are concerned about sound like science fiction fare. Is there any real evidence that these issues are actually founded in anything more substantial than overactive imaginations?

    1. Re:Are they serious? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The microscopic black hole thing is passably plausible, although any such tiny black holes are far more likely to evaporate almost instantly than launch into a positive feedback state.

          The magnetic monopole creation is almost surely complete bunk, as (so far as I know) no one has ever detected signs of such a thing (nor is anyone certain that such a beast can exist). On the other hand, Dirac showed that the existence of even a single magnetic monopole, somewhere in the universe might explain charge quantization. The converse, however, may not hold.

    2. Re:Are they serious? by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      Yes. It has been stated that the chances for these events to happen are extremely slim since we have much more energetic collisions taking place as we speak in Earth's atmosphere, but the possibility is there. I don't really know about the implications of the existence of magnetic monopoles, but they are predicted in most modern physical models, yet to this day no one has been able to detect one.

    3. Re:Are they serious? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 1

      any such tiny black holes are far more likely to evaporate almost instantly than launch into a positive feedback state.
      Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with you. I mean, I read something similar to that a while back in some science article or another, so it's most likely true, right?

      In all seriousness, I do not think they will end the world, but am I supposed to take your 'word' for it, or the word of whatever think tank even? Last I heard, there was still great debate among top scientists as to the nature of existing black holes. Call me a bit skeptical, but I think I'll wait to see what happens instead of predicting.

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    4. Re:Are they serious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The things that they've said they are concerned about sound like science fiction

      More specifically, they sound like David Brin's Earth.

    5. Re:Are they serious? by hardburn · · Score: 1

      One of the things the LHC is set to verify is if magnetic monopoles do, indeed, exist. There are a few theories out there that predict such a thing, and no serious theories that say it can't. Their existence could improve a lot of useful devices (electric motors, maglev, etc.), and their non-existence would mean revisiting some theories, so the answer is interesting either way.

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    6. Re:Are they serious? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Informative

      In all seriousness, I do not think they will end the world, but am I supposed to take your 'word' for it, or the word of whatever think tank even? Nope. Just study physics for the last decade or so as I have. I suggest Weinberg's Gravitation and Cosmology: Principles and Applications of the General Theory of Relativity (1972), although Misner's, Thorne's, and Wheeler's Gravitation (1973) is accessible enough.

       

      Last I heard, there was still great debate among top scientists as to the nature of existing black holes. You must not have heard too recently, then. Very few physicists (here I'm taking physicists as proxies for your "scientists") doubt General Relativity (its competing theories give much the same predictions) to any degree, and one of GR's beautiful predictions is that of the existence of black holes. We've witnessed gravitational lensing, time dilation effects, and many of the other predictions of GR; galactic jets and galactic dynamics point rather conclusively to the existence of black holes.

      Call me a bit skeptical, but I think I'll wait to see what happens instead of predicting. Good! You're following the precise credo of science, which is that experimental results trump all hypothesizing. However, don't carry empirical skepticism to the extreme of philosophical skepticism. Otherwise, you'll stop breathing for an hour to see whether, just because it's seemed necessary thus far, it might not be from now on. Besides, if the LHC doesn't produce black holes, or we can't detect them, or whatever, will in no way invalidate the possibility of their existence.
    7. Re:Are they serious? by mkiwi · · Score: 1

      Gauss' law proves the absence of magnetic monopoles. Until they can find a problem with Maxwell's equations, they've got no case.

      http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/Hbase/electric/maxeq2.html

    8. Re:Are they serious? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Gauss' law proves the absence of magnetic monopoles. Until they can find a problem with Maxwell's equations, they've got no case. Yes, Paul Dirac and Feynman were obviously hacks, as were (are) Witten, Wu, Weyl, Berry, and many others. Gauss' law suggests the absence of magnetic monopoles, but many physicists have their curiosities piqued when they notice that symmetry is seriously lacking in Maxwell's Equations (thus the introduction of things like the vector potential for magnetism, etc.). Allowing a monopole (in analogy to the discrete electric charge) restores a lot of symmetry, and turns out to be NOT inconsistent with Maxwell's Equations. Remember that Maxwell's equations are classically OK, and consistent with special relativity, but modifying them for quantum effects is nontrivial.
            The argument from Gauss' law is *somewhat* analogous to that of the apparently infinite electronic self-energy when QED was young. However, no one seriously proposed that electrons don't exist as a result! Also, Maxwell's equations (as you no doubt know) insist that electrons should immediately radiate their energies and spiral into nuclei. There exists more between heaven and earth, Horatio, than is dreamt of in one single philiosophy.

            http://www.iop.org/EJ/article/0038-5670/27/10/R03/PHU_27_10_R03.pdf is a nontechnical review of some thoughts of the last 50 years on the monopole. http://www.springerlink.com/content/mk1244q338n84205/fulltext.pdf suggests that QED is consistent with the existence of monopoles. A quick search will turn up many more such. Good luck.
    9. Re:Are they serious? by mattxb · · Score: 1

      I am not really in a position to validate anything he says, but Lubos Motl discusses LHC alarmists, and the validity of their various arguments, in this post...

      http://motls.blogspot.com/2008/02/lhc-alarmists.html ... Sorry, just looking for somewhere to put this ;)

    10. Re:Are they serious? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      That's a very nice analysis of the whole brouhaha. I appreciate the link! Even without Lubos' reasoned, valid approach to the problem, the fact that someone in the "comments" section is advocating killing him (and the linked-to blog is so full of misinformation and ill-will toward Lubos), means that, by contrast, he looks totally sane.

  9. Not this again... by Ethan+Allison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I smell FUD. It says in the article that most scientists dismiss the whole doomsday machine theory.

    1. Re:Not this again... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The reason they're doing the experiment is because they don't know what will happen.

      Any scientists who say that they know one way or another what will happen are not scientists at all.

      Scientific experiments that aren't surrounded by uncertainty and doubt are not much use in removing uncertainty, are they?

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    2. Re:Not this again... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Yes, we don't know what will happen. But we have a pretty good idea - in fact a few of them, hence the need for an experiment to distinguish between them. However, we do know that there won't be a 'doomsday' event.

      It's as simple as this: x3. You don't know x, but you know it's not 25.

      The idea that we have to be 'surrounded by uncertainty and doubt' is dubious at best. We really want to have one or two unknown things and find them. Having uncertainty in many variables is terrible, as your experiment probably won't determine all of them.

      Physicists have models for what will happen, and this will be very good at distinguishing between the models we have. Maybe it'll prove them all wrong, but what the lawsuit is demanding is that we don't drop a ball from 3m up after 1m and 2m in case it turns into a sheep on the way down.

    3. Re:Not this again... by node+3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Scientific experiments that aren't surrounded by uncertainty and doubt are not much use in removing uncertainty, are they? Well, that's the UD of FUD, but this whole episode centers really around the F.

      While the whole point of any experiment is to generally know the unknown, to clarify the doubt, there are still expected ranges of outcomes. For example, while you might not know what will happen if you feed your adult dog Puppy Chow, you can be fairly confident it's not going to turn him into a cat.

      Likewise, while the people at CERN may not know if they'll get mini black holes, they can be fairly sure the sorts of dangers they pose, which are "none".

      My understanding of the LHC is that it doesn't do anything that doesn't already happen on Earth already. The main difference is that instead of the mini black holes being created by cosmic rays in the upper atmosphere where we can't study them, they are happening right inside of a controlled scientific device, which is the ideal place to study them.

      Am I to believe that the energies and particles involved are beyond what happens on/in the sun, or when the Earth is bombarded by radiation from space, or inside of an H-bomb explosion? If so, that's quite amazing.
    4. Re:Not this again... by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's fairly likely that cosmic rays hitting us *do* produce black holes, which then evaporate nearly instantly.

      Okay, so far so good, but what would happen if they didn't evaporate? Well, the black holes would still be moving at 99.9% of C, so would have no chance to lodge inside the earth..

      LHC, on the other hand, uses two particle streams colliding head on. Any resulting black holes should be standing nearly still in comparison - most likely more than one in a million will in fact be moving less than escape velocity. Of course, that does probably give us time to notice that they're not evaporating before one stays; unfortunately, some of the ones that escape will end up inside the *sun* instead.

      Now, as to reactions happening inside the sun.. you may have a point there. I don't know; if you do, I'd like a reference.

    5. Re:Not this again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason they're doing the experiment is because they don't know what will happen.

      Actually, the reason for this (or any other) experiment is that the scientists have a pretty good idea of what will happen, in the form of a theory which predicts the result. If the results of the experiment match those predicted by the theory, this is taken as evidence in support of the theory.

      Any scientists who say that they know one way or another what will happen are not scientists at all.

      Neither are those who try to claim that experiments are nothing but random guesswork. "Poke it with a stick and see what happens" is not one of the steps in the scientific method.

    6. Re:Not this again... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      It's as simple as this: x3. You don't know x, but you know it's not 25. What do you mean by that?
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    7. Re:Not this again... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Go outside. Look up. You have just seen an ongoing particle physics experiment with much greater energies than the LHC. Actually, you've done more than see it: you're standing in it. It's also been going on for the age of the universe.

      Nobody knows the details of what will happen when the LHC is turned on, but we can be pretty sure what's NOT going to happen.

    8. Re:Not this again... by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Ah, goddamn it, somehow the less than sign got filtered and I missed it on preview. Let's try again:
      x < 3 - you don't know x but you know it's not 25, that's what I meant. Thanks for pointing it out.

    9. Re:Not this again... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      Any scientists who say that they know one way or another what will happen are not scientists at all.
      Saying that you know a certain outcome is not possible is not the same as saying that you know what will happen. For example if I measure the mass of an unknown object I know it has a mass and so I can rule out getting a result of zero kg even though I don't actually know what mass I will measure.
    10. Re:Not this again... by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you were modded troll, as I've periodically wondered the same thing myself. The cosmic ray defense of the LHC is pretty compelling, but on the other hand it's not like there aren't any differences between the interactions between the upper atmosphere and cosmic rays and what's going to go on in the collider. What is ultimately compelling to me is that the holes formed would be so small that even if they didn't evaporate, the sun will go out before they impact with enough matter and accumulate enough mass to do anything dangerous. Still, I'd like to hear a particle physicist address whether the differences in momentum of the results of LHC interactions vs upper atmosphere interactions is at all relevant. It would make the whole thing a little more rigorous and a little less hand waving "Well something we don't entirely understand doesn't appear to be killing and so we think this highly similar thing is probably fine."

      Any Good Samaritan physicists care to give me a response?

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    11. Re:Not this again... by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Likewise, while the people at CERN may not know if they'll get mini black holes, they can be fairly sure the sorts of dangers they pose, which are "none".
      If there is one group on this Earth that you can be sure that have no idea of what the consequences of their studies are, they are the Pure Scientists. History is rife with them. Look at the study of modern Nuclear Science to see this. Missile Technology. To this day the Nobel is the most "Noble" of awards, created by the inventor of Dynamite, a substance that has killed millions. No, CERN does not get to be its own watchdog just because they do pure science. I support them entirely, but they have to be able to explain themselves to the public.

      Am I to believe that the energies and particles involved are beyond what happens on/in the sun, or when the Earth is bombarded by radiation from space, or inside of an H-bomb explosion? If so, that's quite amazing.
      I would be amazed too. But I would rather not see an Event Horizon because someone mis-Integrated. Unlikely? Sure. Improbable? No.
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    12. Re:Not this again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of your ire may be misplaced.

      I agree that the goal of science is to replace uncertainty with observed fact, however the goal of THIS science is not to determine whether tiny black holes or monopoles will devour the Earth sci-fi like. These are question that, while we may not know the answers through concrete observation, are sufficed by theory. If our biggest questions today were "Are tiny black holes going to decompose or grow?", and "Can we destroy the world with a giant dough-nut?" then we would probably have never built the LHC in the first place. No, the LHC was designed to answer much grander and less understood puzzles.

    13. Re:Not this again... by drew · · Score: 1

      Suppose you have a few grams of uranium suspended in a vacuum, and a few grams of black hole. Which has a stronger gravitational attraction to it's surroundings?

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    14. Re:Not this again... by BlueParrot · · Score: 1

      Actually you can conclude with good certainty that it is all bogus. The reason is that hadrons of the same energies are constantly created as cosmic rays destroy nuclei in the atmosphere. If there was even a remote possibility of the LHC destroying the world, then cosmic rays should have done so already.

  10. Hawking Radiation by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So what if it creates microscopic black holes? They'd dissipate in a fraction of a second. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation

    1. Re:Hawking Radiation by bugnuts · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what if it creates microscopic black holes? Microscopic black holes are actually the cause of networ

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    2. Re:Hawking Radiation by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      How big is a singularity?

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    3. Re:Hawking Radiation by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 0, Troll

      While you're probably right, it's worth noting that there is both (a) some doubt about the nature of gravity at small scales and high gradients, and (b) considerably more doubt about whether the hawking effect is at all real.

      Hawking radiation is, after all, based on the intersection of quantum mechanics and general relativity. Not the best demonstrated, or even defined, part of science.

    4. Re:Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what if it creates microscopic black holes? They'd dissipate in a fraction of a second. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation Yeah, you won't be so smug when someone creates a resonance cascade and transports loads of aliens from Xen in.

      CAPTCHA: "anteater". Awesome.
    5. Re:Hawking Radiation by HvitRavn · · Score: 1

      Just a few thoughts.. IF they create true microscopic black holes, then their disappearance (and our existence) is dependent on the fact that Hawking radiation can dissipate enough energy before the event horizon disappears. Even though the event horizon disappears (or shrinks) there is a possibility that graviation will still pull in matter. I'm sure there is some heavy-weight math involved to do calculations on this. The thought of this happening still makes me shiver a little, though.

      Also, keep in mind that Hawking radiation has only been postulated. It has never been proved only possibly observed, as far as I know. I guess the LHC hopes to prove/disprove it then. Hawking wins if we survive :)

    6. Re:Hawking Radiation by yoprst · · Score: 1

      there is a possibility that graviation will still pull in matter
      There isn't. Microscopic things practically don't pull.

    7. Re:Hawking Radiation by pcgabe · · Score: 5, Funny

      to: s_hawking@cam.ac.uk
      re: MBHs
      status: urgent

      MBHs not dissipating as anticipated. Please advise.

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    8. Re:Hawking Radiation by das_magpie · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hawking Radiation has never been observed, it is unproven nobody can tell you for certain it actually exists.

      By turning on this machine scientists are 'hoping' they will observe hawking radiation amongst a whole lot of other things.

      I am kind of annoyed about this LHC because the CERN website tries to tell the public that we are all safe from MBHs because of hawking radiation, but this is clearly a lie when hawking radiation only exists in theory, I do not appreciate being lied to particularly when it comes to science experiments.

      See: Safety at the LHC
    9. Re:Hawking Radiation by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 1

      The concepts and math behind virtual particles under the uncertainty principle as well as general relativity have been thoroughly developed as well as observed. These concepts and mathematic principles demand that Hawking radiation must exist at the event horizon of a black hole, as was first realized by Hawking. You are quite mistaken about the scientific process if you believe that somthing must be "observed" in order for there to be an overwhelming possibility of its existence and to be well accepted among the scientific community, so long as there is strong mathematical and conceptual evidence to back up the claims.

    10. Re:Hawking Radiation by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Supposedly infinitely small (or on the scale of the Plank length, depending on who you ask), but that question is of no concern here. The physical size of a black hole is defined the size of its event horizon, which depends on its mass.

    11. Re:Hawking Radiation by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested in the situation where it creates magnetic monopoles. There are lots of interesting applications for them, but I was under the impression that they couldn't exist in the real world.

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    12. Re:Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      re: MBHs

      Well gentlemen, I suggest you all stick you head between your legs and kiss you ass goodbye. I'm going to the Andromeda galaxy. Yes, I invented a way to get there. I did it twenty years ago after a vodka binge, actually. Peace, bitches.

    13. Re:Hawking Radiation by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      By your logic, you're perfectly safe from microscopic black holes: they only exist in theory, they've never been observed.

      Also, I'm fairly certain I've seen experiments showing evidence of Hawking radiation.

    14. Re:Hawking Radiation by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Not to worry, they're created in the upper atmosphere all the time by cosmic rays, and thus far haven't eaten us.

      The LHC isn't amazingly powerful in terms of the Universe, just in terms of what we have in the troposphere.

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    15. Re:Hawking Radiation by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      technically it's infinitely small, but the important part is the event horizon, where the gravity is enough to prevent the escape of light.

      For a BH massing a few grams, the EH is going to be smaller than an atom - so it's not exactly going to be sucking in much matter in the few nanoseconds or less it has before it evaporates.

      It'd take something like the moon's mass to make a lasting BH.

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    16. Re:Hawking Radiation by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      That question is meaningless. A singularity is a single point of exactly 0 radius. As another poster pointed out, the real question is the size of the event horizon caused by the singularity. And in the case of the type of microscopic black hole the LHC might produce, this size is so small that even if hawking radiation isn't real (if it is real the thing will evaporate in microseconds) it probably won't encounter a single proton before our sun goes nova.

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    17. Re:Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to: pcgabe
      re: MBHs
      status: urgent

      Enjoy the ride.

    18. Re:Hawking Radiation by das_magpie · · Score: 1

      That may be true, but the LHC is being built for several reasons, one being to prove the theory of the Higgs Boson, they need to see it, obviously some doubt surrounds the maths behind these concepts or else it would need not be proven it would be fact just like the sky is blue and the earth orbits the sun.

    19. Re:Hawking Radiation by budgenator · · Score: 1

      A singularity is like a TARDIS, bigger on the inside than on the outside.

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    20. Re:Hawking Radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the linked wikipedia article:
      "However, the existence of Hawking radiation has never been observed, nor are there currently viable experimental tests which would allow it to be observed."

      So maybe, possibly, they won't?

    21. Re:Hawking Radiation by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Ohh great, so microscopic black holes will make our sun go nova?!?

      As if I didn't have enough to worry about.

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    22. Re:Hawking Radiation by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Why is parent modded troll? He says nothing controversial, other than questioning hawking radiation (which has done elsewhere with no down-mod).

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  11. The sky is falling again by Butisol · · Score: 1

    And the only way to stop it is to detonate a nuclear bomb and scorch off our atmosphere...

  12. Particles get accelerated in solar wind of Sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/solarsystem/2006_mag_recon.html

    I havent seen any massive blackholes emerge and gobble up the sun or solar system. How the hell would the puny LHC be able to do it?

    The jerks suing are just trying to make a name for themselves.

    1. Re:Particles get accelerated in solar wind of Sun by Ren.Tamek · · Score: 1

      I havent seen any massive blackholes emerge and gobble up the sun or solar system.

      You can't see them, they absorb light! They could be all around us now and you'd never know... until it was too late!

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  13. tards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They went over *that* before they started building the thing. The LHC isn't going to do anything that hasn't been happening in the upper atmosphere for billions of years. We can't hope to make anything like the Oh My God particle (that one had as much kinetic energy as a thrown tennis ball in a single particle).

    Until we can do something that nature isn't doing all the time, we don't need to worry about anything happening that hasn't already happened.

    1. Re:tards by hasdikarlsam · · Score: 0, Troll

      Is nature doing head-on collisions at energies high enough to produce black holes?

      Yes, it'd only alter the *velocity* of the resulting black hole, but feel free to calculate how fast a cosmic-ray-induced black hole would be moving.

    2. Re:tards by GryMor · · Score: 1

      Feel free to calculate the lifespan and diameter of a 1kg black hole (way above the mass the LHC could pump into a singularity)...

      The radius of a 1kg blackhole is around 2.96988553 x 10^-27 meters, for comparison, the radius of a hydrogen atom is around 2.5 x 10^-11 meters. So it's not going to be able to fit much down it's gullet. Not sure on the exact lifetime, but for benchmarking, a 1s blackhole needs a mass of 2.28 x 10^5 kg, so it's not going to have much time to fit anything down it's gullet...

      In other words, not a problem at all..

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  14. Hold on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hold on, haven't we been bombarded by even higher energy particles from space for billions of years now without us, or for that matter the world (as in the rest of all visible matter) turning into a black hole?

    1. Re:Hold on... by eggfoolr · · Score: 1

      In the time scale of the universe, it could happen any moment.

      In fact it may have happened many times over. We are just living in the particular parallel universe that it has not happened in... yet.

    2. Re:Hold on... by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. The upper limit of the LHC, using heavy ions like lead, is on the order of 10^15eV in a collision. Ultra-high-energy cosmic rays can have energies of 10^20eV and higher, far beyond anything we will ever be able to create on Earth, and yet we're alive.

      When they build a particle accelerator out of the asteroid belt, call me and we can panic together :)

    3. Re:Hold on... by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      well, that doesn't really prove anything.. I'd imagine them to argue that it's rather different than bombarding in specific fashion, or colliding particles on purpose repeatedly. how likely is it in nature to that the particles would collide totally straight on for example.

      I'd find it extremely unlikely though this to be anything but some crackpots.

      disclaimer: I don't know what lhc actually does.

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  15. This is ludicrous... by nebaz · · Score: 1

    This is like suing a medium doing a seance because it might let loose a demon on the world. Let's hope in this instance the court actually listens to the science involved.

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    1. Re:This is ludicrous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, *how* is it like that?

    2. Re:This is ludicrous... by hobbit · · Score: 1


      They both have a score of 0.998 ludicrouns.

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    3. Re:This is ludicrous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears that the courts are a Large Ludicron Collider.

  16. They forgot one... by supabeast! · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens if an escaping convict accidentally wanders into the collider, gains super powers, and tries to take over the world?

    1. Re:They forgot one... by IthnkImParanoid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Obviously one of the scientists will have wandered into the collider as well. Although his or her superpowers will not be as powerful/deadly/cool as the convict's, their determination, faith in humankind, and good heart will allow them to narrowly win in the end, no matter how badly the odds look to be stacked against them.

      They will still have a hard time getting laid, though.

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    2. Re:They forgot one... by penguinbrat · · Score: 1

      You joke, but I think that is the point. Relatively speaking, claiming we know what will happen is the same as shrugging it off as a an over sized generator. Don't forget that this is backed by the almighty $$$ from somewhere, and even though he's only wanting a four month delay to double and triple check everything - that will end up being a hefty price tag for who ever is behind all this.

      FTA ~ "It's expected to tackle some of the deepest questions in science: Is the foundation of modern physics right or wrong? What existed during the very first moment of the universe's existence? Why do some particles have mass while others don't? What is the nature of dark matter? Are there extra dimensions of space out there that we haven't yet detected?"

      With that much power to be able to answer any one of those questions, it's only the responsible thing to do to make sure there won't be a short somewhere - GOD knows how much you would zap. Besides, all the stringy black hole things I'd guess are more FUD than anything with the "Environmental and Natural Resources Division" based in Washington getting involved - that sounds like an environmental issue is more likely at hand and the others are simply extreme possibilities, but still theoretically plausible.

    3. Re:They forgot one... by rmoehring · · Score: 0

      Would a law enforcement office attempt the same thing to combat this evil, but in the end only need to talk to the convict about his childhood to get him to surrender before he destroys another Aircraft Carrier?

    4. Re:They forgot one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just kill yourself now

    5. Re:They forgot one... by Xtravar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Sir,

      I work for a major Hollywood studio and would like to make a movie based on your plot. It is both refreshing and unique. Can you get me a complete transcript by next Friday?

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    6. Re:They forgot one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we will just have Carmen Electra vacuum him up... that seems to work

    7. Re:They forgot one... by Drafell · · Score: 1

      No, you have it the wrong way around. The escaped convict was imprisoned under false pretences after finding out about a secret terrorist plot to destroy the world. Although the facility is goverment owned, all of the scientists there are compromised and working for the evil Dr Hypotenuse. In a desperate attempt to shut the machine down, the convict jumps into the collider, which supersaturates his body with hawking radiation and micro blackholes, and subsequently develops an allergy to cheesecake, which is his only weakness. Of course, we do not find this out until the end of the movie. All the way through we think of him as the bad guy until we get to the plot twist. The evil Dr Hypotenuse, meanwhile, is caught in the side effect of the explosion and also gets his own superpowers, whereby he turns into a shadowy near immortal multidimensional human shaped being made up of triangles. And of course he has a brain which helps. He knows The Convicts (thats his hero name) weakness, and proceeds to frame all of his evil activities of those said hero. We all know that if you throw a cheesecake at a blackhole, the complete improbability of the smooth creamy texture and the crumbly base, along with the amazing taste sensation, will cause a quantumn discontinuity at the blackholes singularity core, and cause the blackhole to explode. To be continued...

    8. Re:They forgot one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      A bunch of junior high-school girls from MegaTokyo can fix this problem in about 200 twenty-minute TV episodes.

    9. Re:They forgot one... by perturbed1 · · Score: 1

      "Yes, Pinky, we *did* try taking over the world several times... But c'est la vie, it didn't work"

      "So what do we do now, Brain"?

      "Obvious. Same thing we do everyday. Try to destroy the world!"

  17. Well if this did happen... by The+Ancients · · Score: 1

    ...they wouldn't be around to complain about it, so what's the issue?

    Of course it means we'd all die without actually seeing Duke Nukem Forever (DNF - hmm...)

    1. Re:Well if this did happen... by BigJClark · · Score: 2, Funny


      oh, man, I hate to be the one to tell you, but we're all going to die without seeing DNF regardless.... sorry :(

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    2. Re:Well if this did happen... by spiderbitendeath · · Score: 1

      "Of course it means we'd all die without actually seeing Duke Nukem Forever (DNF - hmm...)"

      That'll probably happen anyways.

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  18. ICE-9 anyone? by hguorbray · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere, but they did it anyway -better dead than.......?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat's_Cradle

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-nine

    I'm just sayin'

    1. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere..."

      And so it turned out that nuclear explosions were perfectly safe after all. :D

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    2. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      Sure, but they did some modeling beforehand to explore the possibility of that and found it to be 'pretty low'.

      Fear and all that have always surrounded science. I'm just surprised this case was able to sprout legs and be taken seriously.

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    3. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      And so it turned out that nuclear explosions were perfectly safe after all. :D
      they are if used properly... well at least for whoever is using them. not so much for whoever they are used upon however.
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    4. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever see the movie Atomic Cafe? Whatever worries they had, they soon got over - a little too much. I remember one of the government films saying something along the lines of "If you're not killed immediately, you'll be perfectly safe as any radiation will be blocked by your skin."

    5. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere, but they did it anyway -better dead than.......?
      No they weren't. It was talked about in the time leading up to the test, but in a joking fashion. Slashdotters joke about hot grits, nuclear scientists joke about accidentally setting the world on fire. Nobody in the know seriously thought it was a danger.
    6. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does Joe Satriani have to do with this?

    7. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      It did fry thing pretty good on the Psychlo home-world.

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    8. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Cutter892 · · Score: 0

      You stole my comment. Just to add to that they where also taking bets on it as well. Although I don't know what they would have done if the atmosphere though.

    9. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also there is
      Thrice Upon a Time by James P Hogan
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_P._Hogan_(writer)

    10. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well -they were afraid when they detonated the first above ground nuke as well -thought they might torch the atmosphere, but they did it anyway

      No, they didn't just do it 'anyway'. They sat a panel of physicists down and analyzed the situation and determined that it couldn't happen. I've seen a copy of their report floating around on the web, but cannot locate it at the moment.
    11. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      WARNING:
      Do not look into nuclear explosion with remaining eye.


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    12. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm yeeaaah... they loaded their formulas and data into Blade server and ran 'models'. Back during WWII. Yup.

      Hello they built those things with a sliderule, don't believe for a second they had "run mathmatical models" in the sense that we use the phrase today.

    13. Re:ICE-9 anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better dead than red!

      Socialists don't get it but that's part of the real non-PC definition of socialists anyways (aka nazies & commies, pinkos, watermelons, idiotarians, moonbats, truthers, "realists", etc. etc.).

  19. The plaintiffs are proof . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that strangelets already are infecting the planet. We should take this seriously and stop the threat now. Begin with passing a law that prohibits miniture blackholes, strangelets and other earth threatening things, then we will be protected by the law.

  20. Bunch of whiners by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

    We finally come up with a solution that will stop the Iraq war once and for all, and now they are trying to stop it. Do these people love war or something?

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  21. idiots! by wizardforce · · Score: 5, Informative

    there's never any attempt at understanding the physics of any of this, it's just a nice way to scare people who don't know any better. never mind the fact that cosmic rays hit the atmosphere all the time with at least the amount of energy the LHC is going for- you'd think that over billions of years if there was ever a time for strangelets and blackholes to kill us all it would have happened by now.

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    1. Re:idiots! by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Insightful
      you mean this?:

      The cosmic-ray argument has been applied to the black-hole and strangelet scenarios as well. If such dangerous things can be created, why haven't they already eaten up Earth, along with other planets, stars or whole galaxies in the billions of years since the universe arose? To answer that question, Sancho and Wagner pose a counterargument: Perhaps cosmic-ray collisions really are creating tiny black holes or strangelets, but those little bits of doomsday zip by too fast to cause any trouble. In the LHC, they say, the bad stuff could hang around long enough to be captured by Earth's gravity and set off a catastrophe.
      I've got a counter-counter argument for you: consider the number of cosmic ray hits over billions of years. it would stand to reason that some of them would be in the range of the LHC and would not in fact zip right on by- they would in fact be just as likely to be "captured" as anything produced in the LHC. then there's the fact that a lot of the cosmic ray particles can't zip right on through even at higher energies- there's 8,000 miles of rock and metal between them and the other side if they hit right. if blackholes, monopoles and strangelets are producable and dangerous at these energies, they would have done us in a long time ago because there would be at least a few that wouldn't escape over such a long time span.
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    2. Re:idiots! by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      In computers we have "laws" that we call the "system interface". It can behave predictably and reliably for years under all sorts of conditions, but then once somebody comes along and really starts purposefully really messing with it occasionally something completely unexpected happens. Sometimes the whole system panics even though no theory or math could predict that.

      Just because your physics says something 'can't happen' and that the 'exact same stuff' has been going on for eons with no problem does not mean that once you start purposefully messing with it that something bad will not happen. It's just that simple. And if we already knew exactly what was going to happen, we wouldn't need to do the experiments in the first place.

    3. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention that, while they're waiting for the accelerator to turn on, the physicists working on the detectors portions (CMS, ATLAS, etc) are already recording cosmic ray interactions to test their systems. Here's a cute article about it:

      http://www.symmetrymagazine.org/cms/?pid=1000574

    4. Re:idiots! by secPM_MS · · Score: 3, Informative

      Cosmic rays have far far higher energies than any issue that will ever come out of a man-made accelerator. The intensities are far lower, but the energies are far higher.

    5. Re:idiots! by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "you'd think that over billions of years if there was ever a time for strangelets and blackholes to kill us all it would have happened by now"
      Well there is that theory (forever peace i think?) which states that universes get "reset" every time a civilization advances enough to try and recreate the big bang, which of course they succeed at, and the universe is reset. I'd say if there was even the remotest chance of runaway ice9-esque stranglets, than this should not be attempted. Someone else brought up the atom bomb, and the fears it would burn off the atmosphere. Would it be so terrible if the scientists of the day had agreed with them and stopped development? Not like the world really needs atom bombs, perhaps this is similar in its insignificance.
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    6. Re:idiots! by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      Just because your physics says something 'can't happen' and that the 'exact same stuff' has been going on for eons with no problem does not mean that once you start purposefully messing with it that something bad will not happen.
      the same argument was used for fear of nuclear weapons... and ice-9 and h-bombs and electricity and pretty much everything else that some people didn't have any understanding of either. the argument holds true for lower energy levels as well, after all just because physics says it can not occur doesn't detract from your argument or does it? it really doesn't change the fact that there's absolutely no evidence/substance behind their arguments. their entire argument along with yours hinges on ignorance not actual evidence or sound reasoning.
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    7. Re:idiots! by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

      Ahh the real reason the Dinosaurs died out! Seriously though I can't see a black whole last femto seconds at such a small scale and mass.

    8. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And there is the fact that the minimum time to traverse the earth (as set by relativity) is (3e8m/s)/(1.27e6m) = 23ms, far longer then the decay time of many of these "nasties", so they can hardly "zip on by"

    9. Re:idiots! by dlb1 · · Score: 1
      Well, according to the wikipedia article about Danger of Strangelets:

      This is not a concern for strangelets in cosmic rays, because they have had time to decay to their ground state, which is predicted by most (though not all) models to be positively charged, so they are electrostatically repelled by nuclei, and would rarely merge with them. However, high-energy collisions could produce negatively charged strangelet states that live long enough to interact with the nuclei of ordinary matter.
    10. Re:idiots! by budgenator · · Score: 1

      wouldn't it rot their socks if they found the Higgs boson before they even turned on the collider.

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    11. Re:idiots! by G-funk · · Score: 1

      The fact that everything we know about physics says it can't happen doesn't mean it won't. No. In that you're correct. It does however mean that extra investigations will always lead to naught, so unless the plaintiff thinks we should never do it, he should frankly shut the hell up and let the experts (you know, high energy physiscists) make these sort of decisions.

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    12. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a general rule that the cross section of interaction between two particles includes a kinematical factor of 1/s, where s is the CM energy. So in some circumstances, more energetic particles really can 'zip on by' to a somewhat greater extent than less energetic particles.

      Not that it really matters. If the hypothetical earth-destroying reactions really did exist (and with a threshold of only 14 TeV), they would be destroying stars and planets left and right.

    13. Re:idiots! by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that everyone should not be that intense and use their energies for something else?

    14. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, and I have got a counter-counter-counter argument!

      If you hit the earth with a ultra high energy particle (e.g. cosmic ray), the particle GRADUALLY loses energy due to the process which has been well described by Bethe-Bloch.

      If you now do a CENTER OF MASS COLLISION of two particles in the LHC, all the energy will be available for high energy processes in an instant. I consider this a different scenario. Maybe there are real-world cases where these things happen and show that we're safe (you'll probably need to start to list things like black-hole jets, GRBs etc. - which is kind of ironic...) but the 'cosmic rays hit the earth'-argument just ain't worth anything in this discussion.

    15. Re:idiots! by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting of course, that the earth is only 6000 years old.

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    16. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're microsized and they're going nearly the speed of light. They get through unphased.

    17. Re:idiots! by farquharsoncraig · · Score: 1

      I used to do cosmic ray research, specifically ultra high energy cosmic ray research. We observed particles 7-8 factors of 10 times more energetic than the LHC will *ever* produce. Those particles however are quite rare. Here's a plot showing the general population of cosmic rays. Those ones on the bottom right are those that only hit every few months or less within our few hundreds of cubic kilometers of detectable atmosphere. I don't know how well this distribution of equivalent CR's in the CERN range can help to compare against their nebulous 'coalesce' argument. It almost sounds like they want the LHC to destroy the world. :-)

  22. doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by EjectButton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think we can all agree that even if it does end the world it would be an even greater crime to build a machine that big and then not turn it on. I would rather be converted into strangelets than living in THAT world.

    1. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      even if it does end the world it would be an even greater crime to build a machine that big and then not turn it on.
      he he... glad you see it that way. better to be destroyed trying to learn something new than live forever in a state of perpetual ignorance.
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    2. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you wouldn't. But thanks for playing.

    3. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Even if you know it will kill every body in this world, you will do it because it's built.

      No, I don't agree and I can imagine a lot of people won't.

    4. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The alternative is not to live forever in a state of perpetual ignorance, but to wait until it becomes possible to run the experiment somewhere safe. For something really dangerous we might want to do it in a remote galaxy after we checked there was nothing interesting there.

    5. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a good many people that would disagree with that.

      And perhaps rightly so.

    6. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on winning this week's Slashdot Politically Correct Statement Award.

    7. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, that was great!

    8. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by dwpro · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you would think the same thing if someone gave you a ticket to ride on the Hindenburg.

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    9. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just curious how it feels to be a strangelet. Probably hoping it'll get him laid too.

    10. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by lysse · · Score: 1

      Likewise, we should all run to the nearest cliff and satisfy our curiosity as to the exhilaration of free fall too...

    11. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would rather be converted into strangelets than living in THAT world.

      I wouldn't. Just because you don't care if an experiment ends the world or not it does not give you the right to end the world for 6 billion other people, who perhaps would rather keep on living.

      I do not mean that the LHC will end the world - I'm sure they've done their physics right - but this kind of attitude irks me. It's like a good scientist is "supposed" to not care about the world and other people, only about his experiments and precious numbers.

      For this kind of scientist, the fact that he owes his life (and thus the ability to conduct said experiments) to a society and world which has put him into existence, fed him, educated him, not killed him in a war etc. means squat. That's pretty ungrateful.

    12. Re:doomsday machine could be a feature not a bug by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      If someone came to me and offered me a free seat on a commercial suborbital spacecraft departing next week, I'd probably think the same as him.

  23. FUD by negated · · Score: 0

    I work in the building where the LHC is housed and I can tell you that there is no danger at all. Seriously, this is just a bunch of fear, uncerta

  24. Wirking machine by Wowsers · · Score: 1

    If it works but does nothing like the worriers claim, then it will be a great success. If it works but does everything that the worriers claim, then nobody will have to worry about paying lawyer fees.

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  25. Exploring the unknown by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    A nice percent of what we know didnt come from calculating that something should happen and that it happens actually, but from where something happens when it "shouldnt". Are we killing the experimental method here?

    1. Re:Exploring the unknown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that there are higher energy collisions taking place on the moon. Though I don't have anything to reference it with right now.

  26. Good WP writeup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a good wikipedia section on this with plenty of references: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider#Safety_concerns

  27. Not On My Planet, Please! by Cassander · · Score: 1

    Can we have the "suddenoutbreakofcommonsense" tag? I've been concerned about the effects of building larger and larger supercolliders on my planet for years now. The whole point of building these things and playing with them is that WE DON'T KNOW exactly what's going to happen when we fire them up, and we learn a lot when we do. I'm all for research, but could we at least stick these things out in space where they are less likely to destroy the entire planet when something unexpected happens? (How about one of the earth-sun LaGrange points? Or maybe Mars is more practical?) Am I the only person that thinks that replicating conditions from the first couple nanoseconds of the universe on the surface of our only planet without actually knowing what's going to happen first is a bad thing? Frankly I think we've been lucky so far, and we need to stop playing Russian Roulette without even knowing the rules.

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    1. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, your screenname should have been Cassandra.

      Or maybe Polyanna.

    2. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      We have higher energy collisions with our atmosphere all the time due to particles coming in from outside of our solar system and hitting us. If something bad was really going to happen at these energies, it would have done so by now.

    3. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by maxume · · Score: 1

      Also, don't climb that hill over there, you might find out what is on the other side, and it might be dangerous.

      It's certainly possible that the entire physics community is wrong or engaged in a giant conspiracy to destroy us all, but it isn't all that likely, and the fun part is that it is just as much their planet as it is your planet.

      (I wonder if the risk of dying while crossing the street is greater than the risk of destroying the planet, not because the outcomes are comparable, but because you are thinking about one a lot more than the other, and the ramifications for you are about the same)

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    4. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Errr... when it gets massive enough, I don't think it's going to matter if the black hole is a planet or two away from here.

    5. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Naw, Cassandra's nightmares were prophetic -- they actually happened.

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    6. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Cassander · · Score: 1

      Also, don't climb that hill over there, you might find out what is on the other side, and it might be dangerous.
      It's certainly possible that the entire physics community is wrong or engaged in a giant conspiracy to destroy us all, but it isn't all that likely, and the fun part is that it is just as much their planet as it is your planet.


      I sure hope you're not a troll, because I'm going to give you a real response.

      I'm not opposed to the research, and I definitely don't think the physics community is engaged in a conspiracy to destroy us. However, I do know that NO ONE KNOWS what's going to happen when we start smashing bigger and bigger stuff together at higher and higher speeds. We simply don't know how likely a doomsday event is. We can make some good guesses, but at the end of the day they're still guesses. The fact that every other news story I hear about supercolliders basically reads "something totally unexpected happened, physicists are revising their models" doesn't give me a lot of confidence when they say "the odds of something going horribly wrong are negligible, just look at our models!"

      I don't mind taking the risk of going over that hill to see what's on the other side, because whatever happens to be over there is, at worst, only going to kill ME, not the entire planet. By that same logic, I would even be personally willing to work as a technician at the deep-space supercollider to further human knowledge of physics. I don't care if I die, I just don't want to see everything we've worked to create over the last 10,000 years destroyed in the blink of an eye by a single research project, just as we are on the cusp of finally sending some spores off this rock.

      As another poster pointed out, there's a reason you don't introduce novel upgrades on a live production system. Just because everything SHOULD work out ok doesn't mean it WILL, and I would prefer that we performed these tests in a properly isolated sandbox environment, just in case. I wouldn't care about preserving this planet so much if we already had another one.

      As far as the thought of "it's just as much their planet as it is mine," have you ever heard the quote "Your right to swing your fist ends at my face"?

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    7. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Cassander · · Score: 1

      Naw, Cassandra's nightmares were prophetic -- they actually happened.

      Yep, and nobody believed her warnings, either. :)

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    8. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is quite misrepresenting the situation: they have very, very good ideas of what will happen, but they've been unable to test some of the crucial border cases for lack of a giant supercollider. It's not as if they're just building a machine with no idea of what will happen. (If they didn't have any idea of what would happen, they wouldn't have enough information to properly build the machine or detectors.)

    9. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not being believed is hardly a qualification for being right.

    10. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by maxume · · Score: 1

      If I had a point, it was that for there to be progress, the conservative viewpoint has to occasionally be ignored.

      The physicists are more certain that nothing cataclysmic will happen than you are certain that there is not a bear waiting to eat you on the other side of the hill. The risks exists, but only in the sense that it cannot be ruled out, not in the sense that it might actually happen.

      If you are pooping in the water, I'm damn well gonna go ahead and extend my right to swing my fist right through your face.

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    11. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Cassander · · Score: 1

      Not being believed is hardly a qualification for being right.

      An unpopular prediction of cataclysmic disaster is hardly a qualification for being wrong, either.

      And, FWIW, I'm not even predicting disaster. I'm just saying that there is sufficient risk to justify taking more precautions than we are.

      But, I'm fighting an uphill battle here. Nobody wants to put in a stoplight for the crosswalk until AFTER some poor kid gets killed. It's just human nature...

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    12. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Cassander · · Score: 1

      If I had a point, it was that for there to be progress, the conservative viewpoint has to occasionally be ignored.

      The physicists are more certain that nothing cataclysmic will happen than you are certain that there is not a bear waiting to eat you on the other side of the hill. The risks exists, but only in the sense that it cannot be ruled out, not in the sense that it might actually happen.


      I appreciate what you are saying about ignoring conservatism for the sake of progress. I fully support individual daredevils who push the limits of safety to further human knowledge.

      But the difference here is that going to the other side of the hill and getting eaten by a bear is only a risk to the person doing the exploring. Like I said before, I don't mind taking the PERSONAL risk of getting eaten by a bear or swallowed up by a mini-black hole from a supercollider. What I'm concerned about is the SOCIETAL risk of EVERYONE getting swallowed up by a mini-black hole or some other strangeness we don't even have a name for yet. If there's an indication, however slim, that we might create a doomsday event by playing with these forces, I'd just like to do it in a controlled fashion. You know, like putting said supercollider in a location that, if something unexpected happens, the destruction would be localized to the unlucky research team and not something that would end our entire civilization.

      Let me repeat myself again: I AM NOT OPPOSED TO SUPERCOLLIDER RESEARCH ON THE GROUNDS THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DIE. I AM OPPOSED TO SUPERCOLLIDER RESEARCH ON OUR ONLY PLANET ON THE GROUNDS THAT EVERYONE MIGHT DIE. (Apologies for yelling, but I really can't stress this distinction enough, apparently).

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    13. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to guess that you:
      * don't have a real view of the risks
      * don't know what view of the risks the designers have
      * don't have a real view of the precautions they're taking

      Unless you are a collaborator with CERN, there's no need to use the pronoun "we".

    14. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Let me repeat myself again: I AM NOT OPPOSED TO SUPERCOLLIDER RESEARCH ON THE GROUNDS THAT SOMEONE MIGHT DIE. I AM OPPOSED TO SUPERCOLLIDER RESEARCH ON OUR ONLY PLANET ON THE GROUNDS THAT EVERYONE MIGHT DIE. (Apologies for yelling, but I really can't stress this distinction enough, apparently).

      Prometheus: Playing with sticks from Gods. Learning how to make fire.
      Cassander: Might set whole world ablaze.

      Oppenheimer: Squish fissiles together. Make big fire.
      Cassander: Chain reaction might set the atmosphere on fire.
      Oppenheimer and Teller: No, the equations say it won't.
      Cassander: Not understand equations. Don't care what you say. Gonna yell loud.

      CERN: Squish hadrons together. Make Higgs boson.
      Cassander: Not know what Higgs boson is. Type in all caps!

      Cassander: (exhales for the fifteenth time this friggin' minute! and he does it 60 minutes an hour, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week!)
      Anonymous Coward: I'm not opposed to your breathing on the grounds that you may or may not PERSONALLY have the right to your own life. I am opposed to the SOCIETAL risk of EVERYONE dying on the grounds YOUR NEXT BREATH MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT PRODUCES THE FINAL MOLECULE OF CARBON DIOXIDE THAT PUSHES GLOBAL WARMING PAST THE TIPPING POINT AND TURNS EARTH INTO VENUS, KILLING ALL SEVEN BILLION OF US. You wanna breathe, do it in a controlled fashion. You know, like in a location that, if your next breath does produce that fatal molecule of CO2, the destruction will be localized to whatever orbital colony we sent you to, rather than our entire civilization.

    15. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by maxume · · Score: 1

      I'm not gonna yell, but you are misunderstanding the physicists position: No one will die. After that, they address the fact that those other things are possible, but they are using possible in a very narrow sense. So multiply the risk of the collider destroying the world by the value of human society and existence(any number will do), and multiply the risk of crossing the street by the value of a single life, and you find out that the risk adjusted cost of crossing the street is higher.

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    16. Re:Not On My Planet, Please! by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      The whole point of building these things and playing with them is that WE DON'T KNOW exactly what's going to happen

      But we've got very good ideas about what's not going to happen.

      When the LHC is turned on, the collisions will not create a kitten.
      When the LHC is turned on, it will not give anybody super powers.
      When the LHC is turned on, it will not cure baldness.
      When the LHC is turned on, it will not destroy the world.

      How do we know it won't? Well, 1. It hasn't happened yet, even though such energetic collisions happen frequently in nature. And 2. even if we run into a problem like a black hole that doesn't evaporate, it still won't destroy the world.

      The event horizon of the black hole is smaller than a sub-atomic particle. Nuclear forces (that we understand from previous colliders) would prevent this black hole from gobbling up matter. Let's assume we're wrong on that too. It would take a very, very, very long time for such a small mass to attract enough matter to cause a problem. Like sun-has-burned-out time.

      As for the other hypothetical doomsday scenarios, they involve things that have never been observed, and only exist in theories right now. Given that such collisions happen in nature, these particles should have destroyed the Earth by now, or the particles don't behave the way predicted in the doomsday theories.

  28. Some story different era by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

    When Columbus left to accidentally find a new continent, he was sure to sail off the edge of the world. Or come back with unearthly monsters chasing him down. Where are all the zombie-apocalypse theories? Or the gate-to-hell theories we normally see related to this stuff in games, books and movies?

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    1. Re:Some story different era by maxume · · Score: 1

      Don't use Columbus as an example. Vikings had been making the trip for a while, and there is decent reason to believe that shipbuilders were coming over to snag masts before Columbus made his voyage, and so on:

      http://www.google.com/search?q=pre+columbian+atlantic+crossings

      He didn't have any notion that he was going to sail off the edge of the world either.

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    2. Re:Some story different era by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean he thought he was, I meant the ignorant masses were sure he'd never return.

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  29. Not on a production system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't count the number of times I've made a code change that I thought was completely safe, only to have something go wrong. It's the whole reason why enterprise type system have upgrade plans, and changes are first tried on an test system -- just in case.

    In IT terms, our planet is a production system, and pushing the limits and testing the API's fault tolerance on the one system that absolutely must keep running correctly is a bad idea. Just like upgrading some random userspace daemon should not ever panic the operating system, there's no way to know that we won't trigger something that all our math and physics says should be impossible.

    We don't know everything about physics, and so we should not be doing these experiments on a live production system... we should do them on a test system, like the moon for instance.

  30. Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if a wikipedia entry says they're safe, that's good enough for me. The one truth in the universe is that everything in wikipedia is 100% iron-clad correct.

    1. Re:Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by thesilverfox06 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well then it's a good thing I didn't get my information FROM Wikipedia, but instead just linked to it since it's a convenient resource and the information contained on that article agrees with my previous knowledge of Hawking Radiation.

    2. Re:Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by megaditto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How many scientists actually believe in Hawking Radiation? Has it been ever observed? Has this hypothesis been verified experimentally in any way?

      Is Hawking Radiation anything beyond a neat mathematical conjecture based on a demonstrably flawed theory of quantum mechanics? Not like Hawking hasn't admitted to being wrong before, you know...

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    3. Re:Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by Keramos · · Score: 1
      I think the point of the cosmic ray MBH and Strangelet arguement is that cosmic rays have very high velocities relative to Earth, much higher than escape velocity. If a MBH or strangelet formation occurs, the momentum of the object will carry it away from Earth. However, in the LHC, two particles of approximately the same but opposite velocity are smashed together. It is therefore possible, that the resultant object may have a low velocity relative to Earth, less than escape velocity, and so it will remain in the region of the planet (presumably, it will sink to the gravitic centre of the Earth) and have opportunities to interact.

      If black holes evaporate as per Hawking's calculations, then there still won't be a problem with MBH's (we believe) since they will be gone before they can grow. If the calculations are incorrect, and my understanding is that there have been no confirmed observations of the phenomenon, we end up with a black hole at the centre of the planet, which despite the small size will likely grow due to the high density in the core and/or the possibility of it gaining a nett electrical charge (and thus having a greater local attraction to matter than gravity alone). How fast it would grow, I don't know. Personally, don't want to find out in person, either ;-).

      As for strangelets, I'm not sure how certain the strangelet + normal matter = 2 strangelets interaction is, but if it's fairly likely, then slow moving strangelets would really suck if you're on the same planet.

      My vote is to run the first tests on a moon of Mars. That way, Nothing Can Go Wrong.

    4. Re:Phew, I was worried for a minute but, hey---- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad your previous knowledge is on a Theory, which cannot be observed at this time! You can't just run around in life basing all your safety assurances on theory. If I were to make a really long report about why I think 2 and 2 is fish, that doesn't mean everyone should point to it and rely on it every time they get bugged about failing a test.

  31. I want to thank those people by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

    for giving me something interesting to look up.
    However - to prevent them from spontaneously mutating into something horrible - I suggest we shoot them now. By their own reasoning they should commit suicide to save the world.

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  32. they might use it to give helicopters cancer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (see today's xkcd to understand ;-)

  33. 10 year old news... by calebb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg16322014.700-a-black-hole-ate-my-planet.html

    "Within 24 hours, the laboratory issued a rebuttal: the risk of such a catastrophe was essentially zero"

    1. Re:10 year old news... by expatriot · · Score: 1

      It is possible to get very close to zero, but not be at zero. Most people don't have a feel for this. They think non-zero is like one in a million or one in a billion.
      1/2^1000000000, for example, is not zero but it is essentially zero.
      One of the limitations of scientists talking to non-scientists is they they try to be accurate. Ironically this creates more misunderstanding than just being "inaccurate" and saying zero.

    2. Re:10 year old news... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      How big a number is 'essentially'?

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  34. Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by diewlasing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just to preface this; I'm a 3ed year undergrad student in physics on track to get a PhD in high energy physics. That being said, I spoke with my professor about this, he explained to me that the formation of world swallowing black holes is so small is negligible. He explained to me (if I remember correctly) that high energy cosmic rays have been bombarding the Earth for billions of years, at much higher energies than the LHC could ever produce. If these world-ending things were to form they would have already, long before humans were around and we wouldn't be here to study these fascinating phenomenon.

    1. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by yoprst · · Score: 1

      Black holes are out of question - they're small and even if Hawking is wrong, they'll just sit at the center of the Earth. Other scenarious are unlikely because of cosmic rays history (and in case of stranglets, for other reason as well. The black whole scenario is popular because it's the best way to scare people (while in reality other scenarious are equally bad).

    2. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by mysidia · · Score: 0

      We can only know about the probability of creating an earth-swallowing blackhole to the extent that we rely only on 100% accurate assumptions and have total knowledge of every way a blockhole forms and what controls its creation and other characteristics.

      It's true that high energy cosmic rays have been bombarding earth at high energy levels.

      But it's not really true that this is equivalent to a supercollider. The problem is the conditions are artificial and very different.

      The probability of a blackhole forming may be much higher in a supercollider for reasons that are more elaborate than just the energy of particles.

      The mere fact we don't know of a blackhole forming on earth due to millions of years particle bombardment doesn't tell us much about the probability going forward, as conditions of earth also change.

      We are reliant on assumptions that might or might not be true to say the probability is small, and we really have no way of proving how probable or improbable it is -- without complete knowledge, we have no method of defining the probability mathematically and being sure of the accuracy of our guess.

      I think more than anything, folks say it is improbable because they want it to be improbable. Scientists in this field may have a vested interest in not taking a position that will crush their venue of future research (I.E. force them to stop experimenting, because the experiments are too dangerous).

    3. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, lets hope that the 'Large Hardon Collider' is all that it was dicked up to be...

    4. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys must have the same professor...

      http://yro.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=502074&cid=22887578

    5. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by Agripa · · Score: 1

      The mere fact we don't know of a blackhole forming on earth due to millions of years particle bombardment doesn't tell us much about the probability going forward, as conditions of earth also change.

      We also know that none of the observed bodies in the solar system which as it happens have each experienced BILLIONS of years of particle bombardment under a variety of conditions have been destroyed by any unknown interactions.

      The LHC is just a handy tool for creating phenomena we are interested in at a place and time convenient to watch provided one does not stand in the way to observe directly. Do not observe within the beam path using remaining tissue.
    6. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by mysidia · · Score: 1

      If bodies in our solar system were obliterated by unknown interactions over BILLIONS of years, there is a good chance that we never observed that body's existence -- we don't really know how many bodies there _originally_ were in our solar system. We have astronomical observations of major bodies in our solar system for maybe the past few hundred years.

      There may be a variety of conditions experienced in thep ast, but accelerators like the LHC have the ultimate possibility of creating kinds of conditions and phenomena that our solar system _hasn't encountered_ for billions of years. It's kind of the whole point to mimick conditions that could not be observed otherwise.

      Concentrated, intense particle bombardment within the small accelerator structure is arguably quite different from natural bombardment that is less dense.

      We don't know of an especial reason to fear black holes arising specifically. There may be interactions equally as damaging. There may be possibility of harmful interactions that don't destroy the planet, but still have a terrible effect (an effect that would not be observable from other planets).

      I.E. No information indicating black holes specifically However, the notion that we can definitely say it is improbable to occur would seem to be fairly inaccurate.

    7. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      How can it be both an incredibly minuscule chance AND a certainty that it would have happened already, if it could? I'm not buying into the paranoia, but those seem like mutually exclusive statements.

    8. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by Agripa · · Score: 1

      If bodies in our solar system were obliterated by unknown interactions over BILLIONS of years, there is a good chance that we never observed that body's existence -- we don't really know how many bodies there _originally_ were in our solar system. We have astronomical observations of major bodies in our solar system for maybe the past few hundred years.

      We also never observed their absence and the existing planets are in the positions current theory predicts. If there was a Mars sized black hole between Jupiter and Earth that would be mighty suspicious given our current theories for black hole formation. If Mars was missing that would also be suspicious.

      There may be a variety of conditions experienced in thep ast, but accelerators like the LHC have the ultimate possibility of creating kinds of conditions and phenomena that our solar system _hasn't encountered_ for billions of years. It's kind of the whole point to mimick conditions that could not be observed otherwise.

      I disagree. The LHC is not going to create any condition the bodies of the solar system have not already experienced. Its purposes is to recreate conditions where we can get at them for measurement.
    9. Re:Nothing will happen, fears are unfounded by mysidia · · Score: 1

      We also never observed their absence and the existing planets are in the positions current theory predicts. If there was a Mars sized black hole between Jupiter and Earth that would be mighty suspicious given our current theories for black hole formation. If Mars was missing that would also be suspicious.

      The black hole could be long gone by now, along with a few other planets or moons that it swallowed up. This could be a temporary phenomena.

      I disagree. The LHC is not going to create any condition the bodies of the solar system have not already experienced. Its purposes is to recreate conditions where we can get at them for measurement.

      It could create conditions for a more expanded duration that have rarely occured, and then only in smaller intervals.

      Since the actual TIME conditions occur happens to also be a factor, we cannot really say these conditions have exactly occured before on a planet.

      A blackhole type phenomenon doesn't have to swallow up the planet to destroy it: merely removing its atmosphere would be sufficient. And this type of incident has been beyond our capability to observe.

      The mere fact we have not observed a planet being swallowed up is not proof that the LHC is safe and incapable of having any profound effect on anything besides providing a convenient platform for measuring things.

  35. I'm gonna sing the doom song now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doom doom do-doom doom do-doom doom doom! Doom doom doom! Doom! Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom! Doom doom dooooom! Dooom! Doom do-doom doom do-doom doom do-do-doom doom! Doom doom doom! Doom! Doom do-doom doom do-doom. Doomy doomy doomy doom! Doom! Doom dee-doom doom dee-doom doom! Doomy doomy doomy doom! Doom doom do-doom! Doom dee-doom doom dee-doom! Doom doom doom! The end.

  36. Tinfoil hats by OSU+ChemE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Will they be distributing them at the open house meeting? Perhaps that will calm those worried about the doomsday scenarios.

  37. Could this explain the lack of ETs? by RobinH · · Score: 5, Funny

    Could this explain why we haven't found the universe teeming with extra terrestrial life? Every civilization becomes more and more advanced, then starts doing more and more powerful experiments, and thinks, "the chance of destroying our planet is really slight... we're perfectly safe going ahead with this." Then, poof!

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    1. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by nuzak · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it is teeming with extra terrestrial life, and they too are bound by inconveniences like the laws of physics.

      Or maybe we've just been snubbed because we're made of meat.

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    2. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by yoprst · · Score: 1

      The limit on speed of light is so unsexy. And it's in odds whith science fiction! It's much better to explain the abscence of ET with catastrophic scenarious.

    3. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes either that or the distances between planets that allow for life to form are so rare and far apart that communication between such planets is practically impossible even if any single one was inhabited by intelligent aliens broadcasting v14gr4 spam.

      I'll consider your explaination when you can tell me on which planets (outside our solar system) we expected to detect life but didn't.

    4. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by RobinH · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Hey bud, I was just making a joke. Didn't mean to offend anyone.

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    5. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by yoprst · · Score: 1

      I'm terribly sorry. Right before your comment I've read about a dozen of alarmist comments. Kind of set me in the mood.

    6. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      So it's the equivalent of a Turing test for civilizations. :)

    7. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atomic bombs are sufficient explanation for the fact that no civilizations are visible. Given enough time, it is *certain* that an all-out nuclear war will wipe us out. This has almost happened here already - during the Cuban missile crisis there were hot-heads on both sides urging a preemptive nuclear attack. Douglas Macarthur wanted to nuke China during the Korean war.

      This is a real danger that we still face. Ongoing nuclear proliferation is increasing the threat. Pakistan has nuclear weapons, also North Korea. And there is one country that has already used them twice.

      Tim

    8. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by ill+stew+dottied+ewe · · Score: 1

      The Earth is a type 13 Planet: An evil type of planet that usually destroys itself one of two ways. The first is with weapons of mass destruction. The second possibility, and the most common, is that scientists attempting to determine the mass of the Higgs boson particle accidentally shrink the planet to the size of a pea upon achieving success. http://www.lexxpanse.com/Lexxicon/Termslist.htm#Type13

    9. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by hibji · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why this is modded funny. It is actually a very good argument for why we haven't founds any ET's yet. Consider the trillions of stars out there and the discovery of many planets around these stars, one has to wonder where all the ET's are.

    10. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Tom · · Score: 1

      So far, looking at the history of the human race, science has almost never been the motivation of any large-scale destruction, neither intentionally nor accidental.

      It has often been the tool. But the motivation has usually been either religion, or other kinds of faiths and strongly held world-views (fachism, communism, anti-communism) or personal ambitions by the powerful.

      So extrapolating from history, assuming that the human race doesn't change that much, I'm much more afraid of politicians and religious leaders than I am of scientists. Especially since the later ones have the highest track record of admitting when they were wrong and their ideas stupid.

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    11. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Evil+Kerek · · Score: 1

      Yah this theory has been around a while - and I think it has a lot of merit. If we assume there has GOT to be some intelligent life out there, why haven't we been visited?

      - There is no such thing as FTL travel or a way to do suspended animation. Just because we want there to be a way doesn't mean there is

      - Every civilization that has become advanced has managed to kill themselves via infighting (IMHO, there will NEVER be world peace)

      - Every civilization that has become advanced has managed to blow themselves up/created a black hole/etc before they ever manage to create a way to leave their solar system

      It's interesting stuff.

      EK

    12. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer is "Yes, go watch the last episode of Lexx"

    13. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by bjorniac · · Score: 1

      Or they've seen us and aren't interested. Or they don't want to talk. Or they're COMING!

    14. Re:Could this explain the lack of ETs? by F34nor · · Score: 1

      This ignores the GSV style of travel. Build a ship big enough to fit a few billion people. Who cares if it takes a long time to get there, you can fuck and drink and take drugs and live and die the whole way there.

  38. Their Own Damn Fault by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As you sow so shall you reap.

    After reading the tenth or twentieth scientific article that interviewed people working on the LHC, that includes some wild speculation about remote possibilities that might come to pass when it comes online... this surprises me not at all. I understand being a bit sensationalist to make a more entertaining article. I understand hyping the potential a bit to help keep that government funding coming in. Still, black holes, strangelets, cascading subatomic events, time travelers finding the earliest point to return to... it was a bit much. Maybe you get promoted in experimental physics by making waves and smoking pot with the boss. The you want your name in a magazine so you spin some half-assed idea as though it was a real possibility. The only problem is, some people listened and are now worried.

    This is why the Manhattan project was top-secret: two out of six physicists think it might destroy the planet... okay those are good odds, let's try it.

    1. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by Agenor · · Score: 1

      Maybe you get promoted in experimental physics by making waves and smoking pot with the boss. [You] want your name in a magazine so you spin some half-assed idea as though it was a real possibility.

      From my experiences with contemporary particle physicists (including two who work at the LHC), your not far off.
    2. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Manhattan Project was top secret because we didn't want the enemy to get the atom bomb before we did.

    3. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by Stripe7 · · Score: 1

      The reporters interviewing the scientists probably go tune out 99% of what is said, then they they ask what if the really impossible happened, scientists go well there is a infinitisimal chance of destroying the world if we do this. Guess what gets headlines?

    4. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      The Manhattan Project was top secret because we didn't want the enemy to get the atom bomb before we did.

      It's called "humor." You're right, of course. Also we didn't want them to know we were working on such a device for other reasons (sabotage, etc.). I actually used to know a brilliant mathematician who had worked on the project. Sadly he was suffering from Alzheimer's disease and while he could still remember all the trig tables, he occasionally would forget where he was or who he was talking to. Still, he had some great stories. PBS did a good series on the project as well. Requisitioning gold from Fort Knox to use for wiring was my favorite bit of trivia.

    5. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by SchmellsAngel · · Score: 1

      Requisitioning gold from Fort Knox to use for wiring was my favorite bit of trivia.
      Not to be pedantic, but it was the US silver bullion stockpile, melted down into magnet cores. And they dammed up most of the Appalachian watershed to get the hydro power to run the magnets. What an amazing megaproject.
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    6. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those two may be vindicated yet.

    7. Re:Their Own Damn Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apocalypse 2012: EVERYONES DEAD!

      Thanks to the Holy Bible that it will predict us the 4 horsemen that will kill us to all the Earth because of the trillions of black holes created by the CERN, LHC or Fermilab.

      There is not refugee site to protect against the trillions of black holes in everywhere!.

      From night to morning, no man or woman will be alive!.

  39. Sun does it too, as shown in this link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  40. Ironically by MikeRT · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    My Christian faith makes me just shrug this off, and say "go ahead" to the scientists. As a Protestant, I believe that the fate of mankind and the Earth is in God's hands, not our own, and that God would never allow His plan to be stopped by human efforts, including scientific experiments.

    Part of what enabled the explosion of science in Christian Europe was Reformed Protestant theology. Reformed Protestants reject concepts like luck, chance and superstition on the theological grounds that the represent restrictions on God's sovereignty.

    1. Re:Ironically by hobbit · · Score: 1

      Perhaps God's plan is to wipe out all of mankind? He's done it before, you know. Well, okay, there was Noah. But who's to say that God hasn't arranged for someone to survive a black hole event? Well, okay, he did say he wouldn't do it again. But he might change his mind. He's done that before too, you know.

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  41. Vade retro, lawyers! by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Informative
    Trial judges and lawyers shouldn't be allowed to dabble in scientific questions. Leave the deciding of risks to real scientists.

    Last time a bunch of lawyers and politicians tried to legislate the value of pi, they got 3.2.

    1. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by Kjella · · Score: 1

      If my upstairs neighbor is doing something that I think will put the building on fire, I got the right to take him to court. Likewise, if this guy think these people are endangering him and the earth I think he has the right to take them to court. Hell, if my deluded neighbor think my TV antenna is sending out signals to little green men that'll kill us all, I even support his right to take me to court. The court will have expert witnesses which are "real scientists". I'd say there's abundant evidence that scientists sometimes lose perspective on both risks and ethics in pursuit of their discoveries, and while this is an unlikely candidate I'm glad there's courts to stop them.

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    2. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by bumburumbi · · Score: 1

      I am not sure the Swiss will be much impressed by a restraining order issued by a judge in Hawaii.

    3. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      Let the scientists run amok!

    4. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      No, it is in the courts, following the law, and with lawyers arguing the matter, that LEGAL matters should be settled. While the controversy may be extra-legal, the means sought for resolving it are not. Scientists will offer opinion, but never should we have what your comments would lead to, some sort of court of science, to decide any matters where the law is influenced by science. Sort of like an Sharia court, only for science instead of religion.

    5. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1
      Are you serious? You prefer a "sharia court" of lawyers, based on the "book of the law" if you like, where decisions are taken by an expert on the book who listens to speeches and chooses whichever side impressed him or her most?

      Scientific knowledge doesn't work like that, it's about extracting truth from objectively verifiable facts, not interpreting two competing presentations by preconceived notions from some book.

    6. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      I'd say there's abundant evidence that scientists sometimes lose perspective on both risks and ethics in pursuit of their discoveries, and while this is an unlikely candidate I'm glad there's courts to stop them.
      You mean like in Hollywood movies and science fiction stories? Or do you actually have a lot of examples of scientists who lost perspective? Mind you, since legal courts are the alternative, you may also have to show that the number of judges who lose perspective is far smaller than the number of scientists who lose it.
    7. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what science is right now, only without the judge. Look at the controversy surrounding global warming, with heretics and the orthodoxy duking it out with no mediator. Lawyers were writing the documents that form our society while scientists were still struggling to figure out the existance or non-existance of spontaneous generation, and believed bleeding people was a good idea. Yes, I'm absolutely serious.

    8. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by cmat · · Score: 1

      Trial judges and lawyers shouldn't be allowed to dabble in scientific questions. Leave the deciding of risks to real scientists. [snip]
      This brings up an interesting point: who should be allowed to debate what scientific questions are "dabbled" in? This becomes even more important as scientists hand humanity ever-more powerful knowledge and technology. Remember that this knowledge is inert; it is what we do with it that makes it "good" or "bad". These types of debates must be held, and so the question, by whom?
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    9. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Yeah, for big values of Pi, for small values they got 3.1

    10. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by Kvan · · Score: 1

      CERN is not under Swiss jurisdiction (or French), it's an international facility.

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      - 'K' in Men in Black.

    11. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by Tom · · Score: 1

      Trial judges and lawyers shouldn't be allowed to dabble in scientific questions. Leave the deciding of risks to real scientists. Totally wrong approach.

      Regular people - like judges and lawyers - shouldn't be allowed to have so little scientific understanding that they can't make those decisions, or not understand what a scientist is talking about.

      But "science" isn't taught in schools. Physics and chemistry and math is, but not "science". Those of us who absorbed the scientific method did so either through higher education in a scientific field, or through a natural tendency to think that way.

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    12. Re:Vade retro, lawyers! by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      One need only look to the field of medicine to see how often scientists can lose perspective. Cases range from "Hey, I've got a great idea... let's cut out parts of people's brains!" to "Hey, I've got a great idea... let's give black people syphilis and watch them die!"

      Don't let your lawyer-hate-hardon do your thinking for you.

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  42. Hasn't all this nonsense been said before? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Informative

    I remember hearing the same kind of dooms day predictions about RHIC at Brookhaven national labs. Also it was said that some scientists predicted the first atomic bomb would ignite the atmosphere destroying the planet. At any rate none of those doomsday predictions occurred and RHIC has been operating since 2000.

    1. Re:Hasn't all this nonsense been said before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well great, that's final proof that we can't do anything that will destroy the world. "The last stuff we tried didn't go wrong, let's try some new stuff that might!"

      The risk reward ratio isn't exactly compelling either. Everybody dies vs we find out a few things.

      Fucking scientists.

    2. Re:Hasn't all this nonsense been said before? by jlkelley · · Score: 1

      I remember hearing the same kind of dooms day predictions about RHIC at Brookhaven national labs. Also it was said that some scientists predicted the first atomic bomb would ignite the atmosphere destroying the planet. At any rate none of those doomsday predictions occurred and RHIC has been operating since 2000. Yes, exactly. A nice summary of the RHIC report from Skeptical Inquirer is here.

      Here is a technical analysis of the risks (PDF).

      The most convincing argument in my mind why this is nonsense: the Earth is bombarded every day by cosmic rays which are ~100 billion times more energetic than the particles colliding in the LHC, and we haven't been destroyed yet.

    3. Re:Hasn't all this nonsense been said before? by tfiedler · · Score: 1
      The frogs thought the first 15 minutes of the water heating up were nothing, then all of a sudden they were boiled.


      The logic of the argument that "because nothing has yet happened, nothing will happen" is bunk.

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  43. Most scientists? by Etherwalk · · Score: 0, Troll

    But in the 80s, most scientists dismissed global warming.

    (I'm not making the case for the end of the world; I'd have to learn the math and get evil lackeys.)

    1. Re:Most scientists? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      But in the 80s, most scientists dismissed global warming. And many are dismissing it today.
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    2. Re:Most scientists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fyi: most >> many

    3. Re:Most scientists? by Surt · · Score: 1

      But in the 80s, most scientists dismissed global warming.

      And many are dismissing it today. Fortunately, it's just not the scientists any more.
      There is zero doubt left in the scientific community about whether or not the globe is warming.
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  44. One note by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    By rejection of luck and chance, I am referring to the Reformed belief that nothing happens randomly. It happens because God has either ordained it, or allowed it. There is nothing that fails to go through that review process.

    1. Re:One note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So every time someone gets anally raped, it's under God's supervision?

  45. But... by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's natural and this is man made.

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  46. Operators from Hell? by rimugu · · Score: 1

    I would worry more about pigeons. http://xkcd.com/401/

  47. The sad thing is... by Linus+the+Turbonerd · · Score: 1

    ...the average person will see this, think "Oh, well, it's a nuclear safety officer making these claims", and completely buy the entire swath of drivel. Come on, people, it's only quantum mechanics, it's not that hard!

  48. Yes, but do they run.... by Naughty+Bob · · Score: 1

    Linacs?

    Clearly they do, and clearly they don't (look closely). A shame, and for me more worrisome than theoretical black hole doom...

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    1. Re:Yes, but do they run.... by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      Now I know why it's called the Hardon Colider.

  49. Or maybe.... by ObjetDart · · Score: 1
    ...the high energy collisions will open a "bridge" into a parallel universe which will allow a malevolent, hive mind alien species to invade our universe from theirs, and assimilate the Earth, killing everyone.

    Hey, it could happen!

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    1. Re:Or maybe.... by spacefiddle · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new Hegemonizing Swarm overlords.

  50. Why isn't this tagged "quietearth" yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  51. How could a tiny black hole ... by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How could a tiny black hole engender a positive feedback loop? I'm not even speaking of Hawking's radiation here; but how would a few g big blackhole do anything? Its mass being tiny, it's not going to have much gravity at all, so it's not going to attract anything to grow. At most will behave like a heavy particle. Big black holes suck up stuff because their gravity overcomes all other forces, but here that can't be the case.
    Clearly, they have mistaken the catchy name for the definition.

    1. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Big black holes suck up stuff because their gravity overcomes all other forces, but here that can't be the case. Semantics, pff. Get close enough to that tiny particle, and 1/r^2 is going to win every time.
            To argue your main point, though, I think that is one of the reasons (in addition to the Hawking radiation argument) that those microgram 'holes aren't dangerous: to feed in enough mass to make the thing grow would take an incredible density of mass very close to the b'hole's location, and you can't get much of that density on Earth anyway. (Here I'm talking about a sort of "macroscopic" density, not that of nearly-pointlike particles like electrons or neutrons.)

            Remember, too, that *energy* has mass -- massive objects have tremendous amounts of energy in the gravitational fields surrounding them, and these fields contribute mass to the "whole hole". It can be shown that when an object reaches such a state that the field energy starts to attract itself more rapidly than it's radiated, _that's_ when an event horizon will form. This can happen at any size. Just because the black hole can't sustain its own growth due to environmental constraints doesn't mean it's not a black hole.
    2. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by kebes · · Score: 4, Informative

      How could a tiny black hole engender a positive feedback loop? I'm not even speaking of Hawking's radiation here; but how would a few g big blackhole do anything? You're right that a micro black hole would have a very weak gravitational field (a nanogram black hole has the same gravitational attraction as a nanogram of ordinary matter). However if the black hole didn't evaporate, it would slowly accumulate mass just from random collisions with nearby atoms. An object that is a singularity (infinite density at core) will have an event horizon. Even though the gravitational field is not strong around a micro black hole, there is still a (very, very small) region where the field gradient is so large that nothing can escape.

      For instance if a micro black hole was generated in the LHC but didn't evaporate, it would eventually drift into the sidewall of the collision chamber, and whatever matter it 'touched' (atoms pass beyond the event horizon) would not be able to escape and would add to the mass of the black hole. Slowly by slowly it would grow in size. Because matter is never lost out of the black hole, it would eventually accumulate a huge amount of matter. How exactly the scenario would play (in terms of rate of expansion, etc.) would be interesting to calculate (would it sink down into the earth? would it slowly consume the atmosphere?): but I think it would grow exponentially and ultimately consume the entire Earth.

      That's assuming that such a small black hole is actually a stable singularity with an event horizon, and that it cannot evaporate or dissipate in any way. Our best understanding of black holes right now indicates that if they form at all in the LHC (which is itself a dubious notion), they will be so small that they will evaporate very quickly due to Hawking radiation.

      The doomsayers worry that our theory of Hawking radiation is somehow wrong. But as others have pointed out, high-energy cosmic rays hit the earth all the time, and we haven't been converted into a black hole yet. So it's either very hard to form micro black holes, or they evaporate very quickly.
    3. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by NonSequor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      IANAP but I believe the following is roughly correct:

      The black hole emits Hawking radiation at a rate inversely proportional to its mass. At the same time, it can gain mass as stray particles wander into its event horizon. The rate at which stray particles wander into its event horizon is proportional to the surface area of the event horizon which is proportional to the square of its radius which is proportional to the black hole's mass.

      If the rate at which particles wander in is greater than the rate of evaporation, it will grow. As it grows, the rate of evaporation will decrease and the rate at which stray particles wander in will increase, so if it starts growing, it's unlikely to stop growing until it consumes all of the matter available to it.

      Keep in mind that a black hole on the atomic scale would evaporate almost instantly and would have an almost non-existant chance of encountering a single stray particle within its lifespan.

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    4. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by srmalloy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh, my God, they're going to create Ice-9 ! We have to stop them, or the world is doomed!

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      Those of you who took it seriously deserve to.

    5. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Wow, just wow. Do you need to try to be that wrong?

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    6. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      Read Ilium and Olympos by Dan Simmons - apart from being an awesome sci-fi duology, it has a passable theory on this, essentially that a small black hole large and stable enough to keep from collapsing would fall towards the centre of the Earth and back out the other side, sucking in matter and growing as it went. Either its (eventually) huge mass and density would give it enough inertia to keep ping-ponging back and forth, or it'd settle into the centre of the planet and eat it from the inside. Either would wreak destruction on a planetary scale.

      As to the chances of creating a hole capable of this, I'm not qualified to comment. I guess that's pretty much what the lawsuit is all about - someone who IS qualified needs to give a plausible "no."

      The same thing (sort of) happened with the first fission explosion tests. There were a few people worried that the chain reaction would continue until the entire planet had been consumed. The tests went ahead anyway and we're all still here, so that's one doomsday scenario sorted. Hopefully this will be another.

    7. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by arevos · · Score: 4, Informative

      For instance if a micro black hole was generated in the LHC but didn't evaporate, it would eventually drift into the sidewall of the collision chamber, and whatever matter it 'touched' (atoms pass beyond the event horizon) would not be able to escape and would add to the mass of the black hole. Slowly by slowly it would grow in size. Because matter is never lost out of the black hole, it would eventually accumulate a huge amount of matter. How exactly the scenario would play (in terms of rate of expansion, etc.) would be interesting to calculate (would it sink down into the earth? would it slowly consume the atmosphere?): but I think it would grow exponentially and ultimately consume the entire Earth. Even without Hawking radiation, micro black holes are entirely harmless, as they consume matter at too slow a rate to do any damage. Matter is mostly empty space, and gravity is an extremely weak force. Atoms are on the order of 10^-10m apart, whilst the event horizon of your postulated nanogram black hole would be 10^-25m, if I've done my sums right. That's a huge difference in scale, and a black hole so small isn't going to run into other particles with any significant frequency. The Earth would be long gone before a microscopic black hole made any impact.
    8. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by megaditto · · Score: 1

      The tests went ahead anyway and we're all still here Tests didn't go ahead "anyway" as you present it. This possibility was seriously considered, and the tests only proceeded after Teller and Besse showed that nitrogen would not actually fuse.
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    9. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by kesuki · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In well accepted physics, there is a nongravitational black hole analog whose formation and evaporation is currently observed at RHIC.

      It sounds like the world's largest super collider already observes the creation and evaporation of black holes. the question is will the hadron collider create stable black holes? not likely, they're not dealing with enough mass.

    10. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Such calculations *have* been done and it turns out the earth will be consumed by the sun long before you have to be worried about a black hole with mass on the order of two protons, as atoms are made almost entirely of empty space. It would certainly fall strait through the floor to the center of the earth (or, well, on an arc if it had a velocity to start with) and oscilate in an orbit around the gravitational center of the earth ignoring the concept of "surface." Once again, the earth would be inside the expanding red giant sun sol turned into before visible holes started appearing in ecliptics around the center of the earth.

    11. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by forand · · Score: 5, Insightful

      IAAPP-Gravity is weak. VERY weak. This is the basis of the evaporation idea. The rest of space has enough latent energy around to pop particles and anti-particles(in exactly equal numbers) in and out of existence. Near the surface of a black hole Hawking theorized that some such particles would be within the schwarzchild radius and their partners outside. These would cause the black hole to lose energy overall as it radiated away particles. This occurs because the binding energy of some such particles is far greater than gravity AT ANY DISTANCE. Basically r^{-2} does NOT always win, other forces have greater influence at different length scales.

    12. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Does anyone actually know that a tiny black hole would gain mass by simply colliding with other matter? The mass
      that enters a black hole has to go somewhere. Atoms don't normally just fuse together when they collide because they have repulsive properties that push other atoms away when they get too close. Sure, a tiny black hole wouldn't have the same sort of force pushing away, but I sort of imagined that particles would drift close to the event horizon, but not be able to pass because there isn't any room on the other side to enter into.

    13. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by budgenator · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Some think these black holes may be a normal state of matter;

      Physicist Brian Greene has suggested that the electron may be a micro black hole; see black hole electron. Small black holes would look like elementary particles because they would be completely defined by their mass, charge and spin. On this view, the significance of the Planck mass is that it marks a transition where the Hawking semi-classical approximation breaks down, and a fully quantum mechanical description of the system becomes required. Gravitationally dominated "black hole"-like structures might still exist with these lower masses, but the emission of Hawking radiation would be suppressed by quantum effects, just as an electron constantly orbiting [centripetally accelerating around] an atom does not radiate, despite the apparent predictions of classical electrodynamics. Micro black hole
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    14. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IAAP, too, though not a P (Particle?) one. You're right about the strengths of other forces dominating that of gravity, of course. However, we were talking about "classically" capturing particles from outside the Schwarzschild radius. Note that if a particle escapes the black hole, it does so because it shows up outside the 1/r^2 "break-even" radius for its particular momentum. I don't know if it is claimed that pair creation still goes on inside the event horizon.
          If white dwarfs stars and neutron stars *do* exist, I suppose your argument about "binding energy" (couched in terms of the Pauli exclusion principle) has particular merit. However, it remains to be determined whether gravitational forces can overcome the exclusion "force" beyond the event horizon of a black hole.

    15. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A microsingularity shouldn't be able to sustain itself naturally, since it lacks the gravity to hold itself together against other forces. (It would poof just about as fast as it was made.) But that doesn't preclude it from being sustained in an artificial environment created to isolate it that is also likely to consume a lot of energy to maintain. (Dunno if the LHC could do that, but it might be the "seed" maker for some other isolation unit that could be attached for microsingularity research.)

      So what good is a microsingularity then, if it would be expensive to keep in existance for longer than a split second? It might be the thing needed to really see what this whole relativity and frame dragging is about. (Beyond theory at least.) It's one thing to fly a plane around and compare atomic clocks. Now imagine if you could put some torsion or spin on a singularity with lasers and see how atomic clocks nearby are affected. Might also be the testbed for figuring out why mass has this gravity/inertia thing going on. (That'd be a really handy problem to crack.) Also folks like Dr. Ronald Mallet might be able to do some fun and interesting things, provided they had access to such exotic matter.

    16. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To add to that note, a proton has a "radius" of about 10^-15m, making it about 10 billion times as big as this black hole. What happens when such a tiny event horizon encounters a gigantic (relatively) proton? I'd guess it could still pass straight through the proton without doing anything. It might also directly encounter a quark. How big is a quark? Does the question even have meaning?

    17. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Lets consider for a moment this as a reasonable hypothesis. The largest worry then would be that the lifespan of the particle is less than the time it would take to "fall" to Earth's superdense planetary core. There it might have enough mass packed "near" it to break past equilibrium and start increasing in mass.

      This sounds so familiar... oh yeah: Earth by David Brin.

    18. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Loved that book. Especially the baboons.

    19. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Atmosphere? Space balls?

    20. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      earth's core isn't super dense. if we had a neutron star nearby and someone wanted to aim a hardon collider at it, i would be worried, till then not so much

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    21. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      my completely uneducated guess would be a single particle annihilation, a bit of the proton would get ripped off and in the process energy would be released moving the rest of the proton's remains away from the black hole.

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    22. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that, I'd only ever heard it mentioned in passing. In that case, the anecdote is even more relevant - I'd definitely like to have some level of certainty that the planet won't ex/implode before they go ahead with LHC experiments. It looks like we pretty much have that assurance already, but having someone in charge swearing so under oath won't hurt.

    23. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I've never been there but I'm guessing that at the center of the black hole is a single point particle that makes quantum transitions to allowed states with higher and higher energy as stuff falls in.

    24. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (would it sink down into the earth? would it slowly consume the atmosphere?) It would drop like a rock. It would drop better than a rock, because a nanogram black hole is a heck of a lot denser than any reasonable material, and would fall straight through the floor.

      I guess it would pass straight through the centre of the Earth, slowed only by the handful of atoms it consumed on the way - then back through again, then again, in gradually decreasing oscillations until it settled down pretty close to the exact centre of mass of our planet. Then it would settle down to slowly eating its surroundings.

      I don't know how long this would take. Maybe days, maybe millions of years - I'm not quite sure how to go about figuring it out. At a guess, I think we'd start to suffer from overheating (infalling material releases lots of radiation, which heats up the core and gradually percolates outside to Earth's surface) before more than a tiny fraction of the Earth's mass had been consumed.

      But, as has been pointed out, none of this happens - because small black holes evaporate immediately through Hawking radiation.
    25. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Eivind · · Score: 1

      It's much too small. At the energies involved a micro-black-hole would be aproximately 10^15 times smaller than even a single atom, it'd evaporate instantly.

      Even if it did not, it could travel trough solid lead for years before getting lucky and trapping even a single other particle.

      So yeah, if it didn't evaporate (which it would) it'd eventually get large enough to cause problems. But more than likely it'd have enough speed to leave the solar-system long before that. And if not, it'd become a problem long after the sun burns out.

    26. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Burz · · Score: 1

      So it's either very hard to form micro black holes, or they evaporate very quickly. Or they don't form at all, infinite density = nonsense, and what most people think are black holes are actually something like gravistars.
    27. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Tom · · Score: 1

      My understanding of Hawkins et al is limited, however I wonder:

      If the event horizon of the MBH is considerably smaller than the mass it attempts to swallow, wouldn't it, in simple terms, have the problem of fitting a 10-inch burger into its mouth?

      We're not on the atom level here, but below, since it's trivial to split up an atom if you put enough pull on it, right? What if the electron, proton or neutron that comes out first is much larger than the entire MBH? What happens when a black hole (of any size) swallows something that's bigger than itself? I could imagine that this event breaks the black hole apart, as the average density of the entire system rapidly decreases, gravity works in both directions, and the whole thing just goes poof and transforms back into ordinary matter.

      It'd never work on the large scale, because a large black hole tears the matter it sucks in apart and swallows it in parts, and time acts weird near the event horizon. But those rules don't apply on the tiny scale.

      Or maybe I'm totally ignorant of that area of physics. :-)

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    28. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Dulimano · · Score: 1

      I always thought that an LHC black hole accident wouuld not be good material for an Armaggedon-style Bruckheimer movie, because Earth's destruction would be instant. Now that I know that this takes longer time, I can envision it: Terrifying earthquakes. The world's leaders argue about course of action. Moscow disappeaers in a 100 mile hole. Brave scientists send nuclear warheads to center of Earth. NY's disappearance in a 1000 mile hole is just prevented.

    29. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      >Semantics, pff. Get close enough to that tiny particle, and 1/r^2 is going to win every time.
      uhm, the electromagnetic force also follow a 1/r law.

      If we do a back of the envelope calculation:
      Let's say a proton vs a black hole created by the LHC.
      Let's assume that the full energy of the LHC creates the black hole:
      mass of black hole: 2.49572642 × 10-23 kg
      mass of proton: 2.49572642 × 10-23 kg
      charge of proton: 1.602 176 53(14) × 1019 C

      so for gravity we have:
      F= (6.67e11 N m kg * 2.50e-23 kg * 1.67e27 kg)/r ~ 2,78e-60 N m^2 / r
      for electromagnetic: (interacting with another singly charged particle)
      F = 9.00e9 NmC * (1.60e19 C) / r ~ 1,44e-28 Nm / r

      That is, the electromagnetic force is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times stronger than the gravitational force if the proton is the same distance from the black as from another singly charged particle (electron/proton etc.).
      Or, the proton would have to be 1e16 times closer to the black hole than another particle for the forces to be comparable. Not bloody likely.

      These calculations are done classically and we are getting to the microscopic scale, so QM should be taken into account, but that's not possible for gravitation at the moment.

      Gravity is such a weak force on the microscopic level. It's not even possible for black-holes to form at that scale(1e14 TeV) unless there are multiple rolled up dimensions like the string theorists believe.

      As has already been stated in other comments. If black holes can be created in the LHC they can be created in the cosmic ray bombardment of the atmosphere(much more massive black holes). So the fact that the earth is still here after billions of years suggests that the LHC is perfectly safe in this respect(I wouldn't recommend fondling it while its running though, unless you want superpowers).

    30. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Even if a tiny black hole was stable, it still poses no threat. Ok, so lets pretend that there is a tiny black hole that eats a few atoms around it. Wow, at that rate it will consume the earth in 10^30 years (I actually didn't do the calculation)! "But wait!" you cry, "As the black hole gains mass, it will gain in gravity and consume at a greater rate!" No. Tossing in a handful of atoms into a mini black hole produces no real change in its gravity. That is the point. A tiny black hole grows so slowly and consumes so little that it poses no threat. The sun will go nova long before tiny black holes made by the Hadron eat the earth.

    31. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by sjames · · Score: 1

      If quantum black holes don't evaporate, then where are the ones that would have been created after the big bang? Or for that matter, the ones that would be created when cosmic rays strike the earth?

      For the sake of argument though, let's consider the highly unlikely case that black holes never evaporate:

      It's worth considering that an imagined black hole is far more likely to swallow an electron than anything else, then never swallow anything else again. There are very few free neutrons or protons to be found and repuslion would make swallowing another electron highly unlikely. If it actually DID, then the next one would become even more unlikely. The most likely event is that the thing would behave like a 'stable' muon and take up an orbital in some otherwise perfectly normal atom. In that case, we'd like to produce a few gadzillion more so we could use them for a varient on muon initiated fusion.

    32. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by sjames · · Score: 1

      Even a nanogram is orders of magnitude heavier than the black holes that would be created in a particle collision.

      Such a black hole would behave like any other particle. Our best evidence so far is that it woulkd be unstable and decay quickly. If not, it'll either fall into a nice orbital somewhere or collect an electron cloud of it's own and act like a nucleus.

    33. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I think everybody expected this typo at some point in this thread.

    34. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by xhrit · · Score: 0

      > would it sink down into the earth? would it slowly consume the atmosphere? Oh, come on. Everyone knows what happens when you drop a Sphere of Annihilation in an ocean.

    35. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put even a tiny black hole at the center of the Earth, and the pressure will push material into the hole.

    36. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAAC :-) "The rest of space has enough latent energy around to pop particles and anti-particles(in exactly equal numbers) "

      Pair production is indeed interesting at large scales and in highly curved spacetime, however in your explanation of Hawking radiation, you missed that the relevant pairs are virtual. The energy of particles we interact with terrestrially is very very small, so pair production is a negligible factor when evaluating the evolution of a TeV black hole, which will have a minuscule Schwartzchild radius. It simply will not encounter real pair production, even if produced in a HE particle collider, and it's small interaction cross-section means it is unlikely to encounter real particles of any variety.

      At play in microscopic black holes is virtual pair production; we don't lose half of a real pair, we boost half of a virtual pair into reality and away from the event horizon as black hole radiation, which is different from the thermal radiation expected from the swallowing half of real particle pais, unless Hawking is wrong (e.g. if there is gauge gravity duality in QFT or LQG is accurate). The Hawking black hole evaporation mechanism requires that the infalling member of the pair has a negative kinetic energy to velocity relationship (for a distant observer at rest with respect to the black hole), which is the basis for the virtual pair assertion.

      Virtual pairs may pop in and out of existence and generally cancel out through destructive interference, depending on whether we are using a perturbative theory or not. You know that as APP.

      Real pairs pop into existence and annihiliate with daughter products which we regularly re-observe experimentally and scan for observationally, depending on energy scales. You know that too.

      Both types of pair are very interesting during rapid metric expansion of spacetime, both types are interesting in highly curved spacetime, but it is the virtual type that can violate m^2c^4 = E^2-p^2c^2 which we need for black hole evaporation, and that is not entirely uncontroversial ([why] are emission and absorption levels unbalanced?). By comparison, real pair production is implicated in microscopic black hole formation driven by interactions between terrestrial fermions and ultra high energy cosmic rays. Perhaps someone should sue distant active galactic nuclei, since they are as likely sources for sufficiently energetic pair production as LHC.

    37. Re:How could a tiny black hole ... by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

      Success!

  52. The Risk has Already been Assessed by internic · · Score: 5, Informative

    While this is the first I've heard of lawsuits, the subject of a possible catastrophe due to a new particle accelerator is not a new idea. This has actually been a cycle that's happened a couple of times, IIRC, usually when someone mentions the possibility of black holes (or even AdS-CFT black hole analogues) being created in a new particle accelerator. Scientists have actually thought about this and published a number of papers on the topic. Here are two that came up easily via Google Scholar:

    The latter is freely available on the arXiv. From the conclusion:

    We have shown that the relatively late formation time of Earth implies that life on our planet is highly unlikely to be annihilated by an exogenous catastrophes during the next 109 years. In the case of the doomsday scenar- ios studied in the Brookhaven report [2], our bound also applies to hypothetical anthropogenic disasters caused by high-energy particle accelerators (risks 1-3). This holds because the occurrence of exogenous catastrophes, e.g., resulting from cosmic ray collisions, places an upper bound on the frequency of their anthropogenic counter- parts.

    In short, similar events occur naturally due to highly energetic cosmic rays, so, even if we assume we know almost nothing about the physics of the hypothetical catastrophic event, we can infer from teh fact we're still here that such a catastrophe is very unlikely. Based on this conclusion, and the fairly wide acceptance of that conclusion amongst experts, I think it's safe to say this lawsuit is without merit.

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    1. Re:The Risk has Already been Assessed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, the lawsuit likely is without merit -- in the legal sense. But it does do something that is perhaps rather important in an indirect manner; it draws the attention of the public into the world of modern particle physics, which is truly offering up some amazing things these days. Things that I can't hope to understand the workings of, sure. ;> But even as a layperson, reading about things like quantum entanglement and the idea of "information" being "transmitted" at speeds beyond the speed of light...amazing stuff.

      The thing that you have to remember about physics in general is that as a science, it attempts to provide "models" of the universe and its workings upon which predictions and other calculations can be made...that the model provides accurate predictions does not necessarily mean, however, that the assumptions made in the model are true in the real world. It's great to have a scientific certainty that this sort of catastrophe will not occur (and it almost certainly won't), but there has to be room for criticism of that model, even if it takes a frivolous lawsuit to stir the debate. Without criticism and revision we may easily be relying on a faulty model, and could potentially make some truly dangerous mistakes in assuming its factual correctness.

    2. Re:The Risk has Already been Assessed by lahvak · · Score: 1

      There was at least one paper written that considers a possibility of such doomsday very real. It was titled "The Black Ball", published by someone named Gustav Meyerink.

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    3. Re:The Risk has Already been Assessed by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      I fixed your link. And shame on you for linking to the milquetoast "arXiv" URL instead of the canonical xxx.lanl.gov one, rich with historical significance. You are in alliance with the same idiotic filter vendors that block me from reading "documentation" from the Panera WiFi (I tunnel through, of course), and therefore a traitor.

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    4. Re:The Risk has Already been Assessed by internic · · Score: 1

      Heh, yeah I always loved the old xxx.lanl.gov URL. I do remember once, years ago, trying to access it from a library and being blocked by filtering software. Since the arXiv has been moved to Cornell, though, I'm not sure if they really want people using the LANL URL anymore.

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    5. Re:The Risk has Already been Assessed by vsync64 · · Score: 1

      I still miss sunsite.unc.edu.

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  53. "a few micrograms" by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    I meant to write "a few micrograms", but this braindead pice of shit slashdot can't parse UTF-8 for mu god damn it.

  54. Three times now... by dotfile · · Score: 2, Interesting
  55. Yeah, I saw the movie ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    The plaintiffs cite three possible 'doomsday' scenarios which might occur if the LHC becomes operational: the creation of microscopic black holes which would grow and swallow matter, the creation of strangelets which, if they touch other matter, would convert that matter into strangelets or the creation of magnetic monopoles which could start a chain reaction and convert atoms to other forms of matter.

    It was a stupid flick with Adrian Paul and what's-her-name from Stargate SG-1 and a completely wasted Ben Kingsley. Netflix should have warned me how stupid it was.

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  56. Welcome to Science Fiction Land by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    I remember reading a Sci-Fi novel a few years ago where a fusion generator ended up creating microscopic black holes and threatening the earth (fusion from compressing deuterium pellets with lasers). The reason, in the novel, for the black holes not disapearing in a fraction of a second is that the Hawking Radiation was non-linear (in the novel) and as such the black holes lasted long enough to start growing.

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    1. Re:Welcome to Science Fiction Land by TaurusSirius · · Score: 1

      Hopefully life won't imitate the art of Dan Simmons' Hyperion Cantos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_Cantos), in which Earth is apparently destroyed by a runaway miniature black hole spawned by just such an experiment. This event is known as...wait for it...the Big Mistake of '08!!!

  57. Let The Wild Rumpus Start! by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine a more interesting article? Who's going to be the first to write a novel based on that premise! Micro Black holes! Strangelets! What in the hell have those physicists been smoking!

  58. Maybe we just need to rewrite the maps in physics. by pitchpipe · · Score: 1
    At these higher energies we would write
    Here there be MONSTERS!

    and just forget the whole thing.

    Luddites!

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  59. We have a device for sparking lawsuits? by popmaker · · Score: 1

    Good gracious! I just hope it doesn't get into the wrrong hands.

    1. Re:We have a device for sparking lawsuits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're called lawyers, and it's way too late to hope...

  60. Lexx by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    Much of Lexx series 4 had a back story like that. (snip)in the fourth season of the Sci-Fi TV series Lexx, a mad scientist developes a machine to detect and measure the Higgs boson. The result of the experiment causes a massive singularity to form, threatening to destroy the Earth.(/snip)

    Still, great publicity for the hadron, at least people will be watching the experiments with great attention, nothing like a "scientists might destroy the planet to solve lunch money argument" headline to promote paper sales.

    1. Re:Lexx by garlicbready · · Score: 1

      One of the best parts I remembered from that was when the scientist (that was constrained to a wheelchair, in a very similar way to Hawking)
      decides to build his own rocket to escape, and paints an image of himself on the side of the rocket with a musculature toned / body, leaving all the other scientists behind
      (apart from his specially trained research staff, that just happen to be a set of extremely hot girls)

    2. Re:Lexx by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      The particular conversation between 790 and (I think it was...) Stanley about how most civilizations that manage to avoid destroying themselves in thermonuclear war go on to destroy themselves trying to determine the mass of the Higgs boson particle.

      Being a fan of Lexx, this was the first thing I thought of when I read the title of the article.

      Apparently, Lexx was not the only fiction to include a reference to the Higgs boson

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  61. This just in by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    gorg will be rubbing two sticks together next wednesday. He hopes to create a sustainable heat source.

    Mrog, who new gorg as a child, is trying to stop it claiming this 'fire' may ravage the cave.
    Next up, a balanced report on why the wheel should be avoid at all cost due to it's risk.

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    1. Re:This just in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you describing people who lived before the LHC was turned on, or after?

  62. THIS is what happens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    THIS is what happens when you turn it on!

    P.S. Xkcd may be super-awesome, but this post is in no way meant to endorse the irradiating of little birds or helicopters...

    1. Re:THIS is what happens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > P.S. Xkcd may be super-awesome, but this post is in no way meant to endorse the irradiating of little birds or helicopters...

      Unless of course it's black helicopters. Those deserve it :-P

    2. Re:THIS is what happens! by 'nother+poster · · Score: 1

      I don't care about the birds or helicopters. I'm hoping they do make mini black holes. I want one. http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20080131

  63. Today the mad scientist can't get a doomsday dev.. by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

    ... tomorrow it's the mad grad student!

    Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate: We need some kind of Doomsday device to create an implosion like that.
    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Aha! Now the ball's in Farnsworth's court.
    [Pulls on a lever; a platform appears with several Doomsday devices]
    Professor Hubert Farnsworth: I suppose I can part with one and still be feared.

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  64. What is "essentially zero"??? by BUL2294 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...the risk of such a catastrophe was essentially zero"
    While I'm not one of the doomsdayers, I do have to ask how these statistics are created, and what bullshit statements like "essentially zero" mean. For example, if "essentially zero" means that 0.00000000000000000001% of the particles cause black holes, then there could be millions of said black holes in the reactor. Does it mean that there's a 0.00000000000000000001% chance that two or more mini black holes would be close enough to cross event horizons? (There's an interesting question--what happens if a black hole comes in contact with or gobbles up another black hole...) Does it mean that there's a 0.00000000000000000001% chance the world could be obliterated--every 5e^(-100) second, second, minute, day, year, lifetime, experiment, power fluctuation, temperature change, terrorist act, system reboot, fart in the wind, etc. that the experiment is run???

    Frankly, when I hear such statements, I feel like I'm being told in a condascending way to "don't worry about it, we know what we're doing!" I don't know what "essentially zero" really means... What could happen in that 0.00000000000000000001% of "cases"? I'm guessing these 2 guys do know something of real concern...
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    1. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by PieSquared · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mean the chance of creating such particles, it means the chance of them being dangerous. For example, a microscopic black hole is all but certain to do one of two things: evaporate in microseconds due to hawking radiation, or consume the earth. It should be noted that if the second is the case, this will take a few hundred billion years, at which point the sun will have already done the job. For the others, the outcomes are similar. All our models indicate that strangelets should be unstable... though in this case if they were stable the fear would be real. Still, either they are stable or they aren't - odds insanely for "not stable." You don't have to reroll stable/not for each one, in which case the risk would go up depending on how long the system ran.

      I'm not really familiar with the dangers of a magnetic monopole, but I'd assume the risks were about the same.

      Basically, black holes and strangelets are incredibly dangerous. BUT unless we're completely wrong about them, there is a 0% chance of them being around long enough to do any harm. There is a very tiny but non-zero chance we're completely wrong about them.

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    2. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by am+2k · · Score: 1

      I guess it means that they're really scientists. In statistics, there's no such thing as a zero probability (or a probability of one, for that matter). It's even possible that you spontaneously turn into the Loch Ness Monster right now, though the probability for it is essentially zero.

    3. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by BUL2294 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't mean the chance of creating such particles, it means the chance of them being dangerous.
      Again, I revert back to my original point. What's the chance--is it per experiment, per second, per micro-second, per year, per power surge, etc.? From the sounds of it, it just takes one problematic particle that doesn't meet our "understanding" of the universe to start a chain-reaction, no matter how slow it is...

      What irks me is that scientists have no idea what's going to happen here, yet somehow come up with numbers that say these risks are super small... It's like throwing shit at a fan and saying that there's a 25% chance it will hit a specific side of the room. Not all of that shit is going to land in the same place...

      When you play with fire, you're eventually going to get burned.
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    4. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ok. So people who studied this topic for years are fairly confident that there is no risk. Understand to boot that they have a professional aversion to saying "impossible". Someone else asks a question that doesn't have an answer, and thinks that all progress should be stopped to answer the question first. Let's also assume that the question is: "Does lighting this match create invisible pink unicorns that will eat my soul?" Do you still think that this is a reasonable course of action?

      Because that's essentially what you're doing.

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    5. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the difference between managers and scientists. The scientist will say "essentially zero" because of the incredibly remote possiblity that they are wrong. Management would say f*** this, we'll just call it zero probability because if we are wrong nobody will be left to sue us.

    6. Re:What is "essentially zero"??? by typicallyterrific · · Score: 1

      Understand to boot that they have a professional aversion to saying "impossible".

      Heh!
      There was a delightful article in the New Yorker last year on the LHC. My favourite part was,

      "I know Frank Wilczek," Engelen told me. "He is an order of magnitude smarter than I am. But he was perhaps a bit naïve." Engelen said that CERN officials are now instructed, with respect to the L.H.C.'s world-destroying potential, "not to say that the probability is very small but that the probability is zero."
  65. Waste of Money by Tankko · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I can't see any reason this same research can't be done through prayer.

    1. Re:Waste of Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      Humor me. How would this 'prayer-research' of yours work?

    2. Re:Waste of Money by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Prayer isn't research, it is wishful thinking.
      Prayer is the substitution of mystery worship for the pursuit on knowledge.

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    3. Re:Waste of Money by toriver · · Score: 1

      Wrong science: Prayer is a substitute for medicine.

  66. Atomic Playboy, redux by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    Just tell the critics they are not Atomic Playboys....


    "The bomb will not start a chain-reaction in the water converting it all to gas and letting the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom.
    It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole.
    It will not destroy gravity.
    I am not an atomic playboy, as one of my critics labeled me, exploding these bombs to satisfy my personal whim."

    Vice Admiral W.H.P. Blandy, Commander Joint Task Force One, Operation Crossroads

  67. Major off topic but... by Drakin020 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I so read that as "Large Hard on"

    Yeah I know off-topic mod me down. But it was funny....

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  68. simple answer by confused+one · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is old news, came up during the design phase of the LHC. I heard a simple common sense based answer:

    If high energy particle accelerators could create particles that could destroy the Earth, then you would see this effect all over the universe. Why, you ask? Because there are natural accelerators everywhere, many of energy much higher than anything we could hope to build on the Earth's surface

    1. Re:simple answer by ObjetDart · · Score: 1
      If high energy particle accelerators could create particles that could destroy the Earth, then you would see this effect all over the universe.

      Hmmmmm....

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  69. Re:Fascinating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe this is STILL getting modded FUNNY. It's not anymore, kay?

  70. For the geekiest out there... by PRMan · · Score: 1

    That's OK, if a scientist gets a black hole in his chest and roams the city sucking up everything, Booster Gold will save us...

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  71. That makes NO sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > What happens if an escaping convict accidentally wanders into the collider, gains super powers, and tries to take over the world?

    Huh? That makes no sense at all!

    Bush didn't get any super powers.

  72. No big loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its only a tiny little type-13 planet... Its doomed anyway.

    Anybody got a giant bug we can ride away on?

  73. implications for SETI by Jodka · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Maybe the rarity of intelligent life in the universe does not owe to infrequent arisal. What if the structure of the universe contains a built-in pitfall: the scientific understanding required to build large colliders is far less than that required to anticipate the lethal consequences their operation. Thus, progression of scientific understanding among all technically advanced species leads to self-extermination.

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    1. Re:implications for SETI by garretwcox · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i was just thinking that this could be the resolution of the Fermi Paradox.

    2. Re:implications for SETI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, I was thinking the same thing ....

      It is rather worrying how all the "don't be silly, of course scientists know best" posts are getting modded up. Where is the debate? So long as scientists blindly back one another up in the cause of scientific progress, nobody but the scientifically uninformed can provide checks and balances that could potentially prevent a catastrophe occurring ...

    3. Re:implications for SETI by Agripa · · Score: 1

      So that is why nobody has a working time machine!

    4. Re:implications for SETI by KKlaus · · Score: 1

      I've always thought TV was the solution to the Fermi Paradox.

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    5. Re:implications for SETI by Tom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice theory of fear.

      At the current developments, I'd offer another theory: What if the necessary predecessor to science was religion, and faced with its own extenction, religion had a built-in safety switch that makes it turn fanatical and cause it to destroy its offspring (science)?

      Then, the problem wouldn't be life in the universe, there could be plenty of it. But none of it for long above a middle ages technology.

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    6. Re:implications for SETI by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      A much more likely scenario is war waged with advanced means capable of destroying civilizations.I'd expect we have the means in next few centuries and all it takes is one psycho to destroy everything(or most of civilization, which would be sufficient to cause global collapse).
      (e.g. advancing to getting a hydrogen bomb in every lab as easy as creating gunpowder)

  74. Wow, not Sebastopol for once... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    But it's nice to know our tin-foil-hat people have kindred spirits out in the world...

  75. My theory by TopSpin · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rest of it just sounds so bizarre it's unreal. The exopologic theorem of Flammeus Fortuitus states that civilizations that pursue the Higgs boson eventually produce destructive monopoles, usually just below their own troposphere, which immediately annihilates their planet/moon and nearby planets and/or suns. Each gamma ray burst detected in the universe is, in fact, another such conversion. Fortunately, interstellar space lacks sufficient matter to sustain the conversion and the process stops.

    This theory provides a compelling explanation for why, despite the inevitability provided by immense timescales, we have yet to observe alien visitors; the physics of our universe tends to eliminate those species that investigate the sort of physics that lead to interstellar spacecraft. Thus, the only long-lived species one may expect to discover in the universe are those that do not employ high energy physics which, naturally, precludes all efforts at detection.

    It is also possible that I've been working on makefiles for too many hours and no longer merit your attention. You are to be forgiven; you didn't know that when you started reading.

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    1. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makefiles, yuk! Think I prefer the death by destructive monopoles.

    2. Re:My theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real reason we haven't met any aliens is that it became necessary to redeploy their forces to their homeworlds in case of a sudden surprise attack by a vicious, unrelenting alien race calle The Ultimate Evil.

      As yet, the Ultimate Evil remains largely unmanifest, and its powers and exact intentions are still a bit obscure since it lurks just outside the range of even the most sensitive, long-range detectors, which many feel gives conclusive evidence as to The Ultimate Evil's nefarious intent.

    3. Re:My theory by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

      Flammeus Fortuitus
      GOOGLEWHACK!

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    4. Re:My theory by dintech · · Score: 1

      Well it has two words but at 96 hits and neither word on dictionary.com, it's not a google whack. :)

    5. Re:My theory by dfn_deux · · Score: 1

      To be fair it had only a single hit yesterday, which was of course the GP post... Mostly I was so amused by the theory I immediately did a google search to determine if this was an original idea or if GP was just a super genius. Turns out, super genius...

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  76. On strangelets by nuzak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If a strangelet chain reaction were possible, then it wouldn't stop at earth, right? So why haven't we detected any strangelet stars? Heck if one of them went nova, we should be seeing strangelet galaxies, no?

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    1. Re:On strangelets by Linus+the+Turbonerd · · Score: 1

      I'm not an expert by any means, but I would say that the vast distances between objects in space would pretty much preclude the possibility of this occurring. But, as I said, I'm not an expert.

    2. Re:On strangelets by Charbox · · Score: 1

      They might emit the same light.

    3. Re:On strangelets by johno.ie · · Score: 1

      Nope, we can't see them because they're dark. They could be making up 90% of the universe and we'd never know. Oh wait...

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  77. Yes, they should be given more credibility by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This doesn't mean that their concerns are necessarily invalid, but they shouldn't be given any more credibility than other non-members of the LHC team.

    Yes, this nuclear safety officer should get more credibility than others outside the LHC team. Here's why: random Joe Schmoe from Vermont or some random state has no experience, no education in this area etc. His credibility is neutral, as would be that of any member of the general public. The nuclear safety officer may not have any more educational experience than Joe Schmoe, but he works on the LHC, and is therefore in a position to hear things that some random member of the public may not be exposed to. Therefore, we have to give him somewhat higher credibility, and at least listen to his concerns and ask where he got them from. Could be he overheard the head scientist talking about it, or saw a report on the subject. He has access to much more information than a random individual (especially since scientists are in the business of being open and often don't secure their research as heavilly as, say, the military might)

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    1. Re:Yes, they should be given more credibility by wass · · Score: 1

      Except for the reason that to understand the complicated QCD and quantized-relativistic interactions that would bring about the catastrophic events he is worried about truly requires a PhD in physics. And even way more than that.

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    2. Re:Yes, they should be given more credibility by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      This chap is not on the LHC team, or related to CERN in any way. He lives in Hawaii and runs/ran a botanical garden.

      Negative credibility compared to the real safety experts at CERN that are saying he is wrong.

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  78. I'm just waiting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm just waiting till the nearest farmer sues them, claiming that those little black holes are why his hens stopped laying eggs.

  79. Einstein envisaged this by shermozle · · Score: 1

    If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
      - Albert Einstein

  80. You could always... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Show up in a wheelchair, dark glasses and a right arm with a mind of its own, und begin to tell zem how ve thought it vas a gut idea und ve haf a plan to repopulate ze earth!

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  81. Obligatory PBF by cizoozic · · Score: 1

    Could this explain why we haven't found the universe teeming with extra terrestrial life? Every civilization becomes more and more advanced, then starts doing more and more powerful experiments, and thinks, "the chance of destroying our planet is really slight... we're perfectly safe going ahead with this." Then, poof! I've seen it proposed in the past.
  82. Also the Physics Suggests These Won't Happen by internic · · Score: 2, Informative

    The studies I talked about in the parent make almost no assumption about what the catastrophe might be or how it would work. If you want to get into the physics of the specific things people are worried about, then there are even more reasons to think it's not a significant danger. There was a report about the possible disaster scenarios for RHIC that should mostly apply to the LHC, and here's a paper discussing the possibilities for the LHC. Finally, it looks like Wikipedia has a pretty decent discussion with references.

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  83. Spelling Problems by cbelt3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not this collection of morons again. They wandered about the high energy physics landscape nattering on about 'black hole signatures' after the Brookhaven collider made what *appears* to be quark gluon plasma. As I understand it, there is a fellow who is just bad at math and wants to keep his grant money coming.

    Fortunately, court documents have probably not spelled the word properly. You see, for the US Government, "Nukular" is the legal spelling of the word. And the documents will be tossed out.

    1. Re:Spelling Problems by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      As I understand it, there is a fellow who is just bad at math and wants to keep his grant money coming.

      You can get grant money for being bad at math?? Sign me up!

  84. No contact with The Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One theory for this is that after a certain point, civilisations will always wipe themselves out. So we never get to hear from aliens with millions of years of scientifc progress under their belts, because they never get to exist.

    So every so often we do something which has a 0.1% chance of screwing civilisation. Keep taking those chances for long enough, sooner or later it's GAME OVER

  85. Homer Simpson filed a law suit !?!?!? by Brigadier · · Score: 4, Funny



    I may be wrong here but wasn't Homer a Safety Officer for a nuclear power plant ? What is he doing working at CERN ?

    1. Re:Homer Simpson filed a law suit !?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At this very moment? Suing the US government, I believe.

  86. Re:Fascinating by budgenator · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Would those be strange hardons or charm hardons?

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  87. Good news and bad news by icedcool · · Score: 1

    Good news is, this could usher in a new age of science. Bad news is it could kill us all.

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  88. The first one was a B movie that was on scifi by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    The first one was a B movie that was on scifi

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0433883/

  89. Giant Magnets by forceofyoda · · Score: 1

    For sure they should turn the damn thing on, but I'd be more worried for the people working near the LHC than anything else. I bet there will be some very interesting accidents due to, for example, the GIANT magnets they have to direct the particles around the collider. If those things aren't well shielded...

  90. Obligatory hardon by justinlee37 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try searching Google Scholar for "large hardon collider." You might be surprised.

    1. Re:Obligatory hardon by bee-17 · · Score: 1
      The NY Times Midwest print edition of its article on this subject, Saturday March 29:

      "The Large Hardon Collider is designed to fire up protons to energies of seven trillion electron volts before banging them together."
      I fell out of my chair when I read that! I wonder just how much banging it will take before earth is doused in cosmic goo. The online article is fixed: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/29/science/29collider.html
  91. "Earth" by David Brin by TFer_Atvar · · Score: 1

    You may be thinking of the novel "Earth," by David Brin, which includes artifical black holes threatening the Earth as a portion of the plot.

  92. You're being absurd. by jd · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows Bruce Banner used his superpowers to stop people taking over the world. Besides, Strangelets are just highly parallelized Doctor Stranges, using Linux threadlets, and everyone knows Doctor Strange is one of the Good Guys.

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  93. here's the thing by blair1q · · Score: 5, Interesting

    these are all mythical objects

    1) Microscopic black holes require a matter density higher than elementary particles possess. Ergo, once the microscopic black hole tries to swallow an elementary particle, the elementary particle swallows it, making it no longer a black hole, but just part of the particle's matter, with a true radius larger than its schwarzchild radius. Black Hole Down.

    2) Strangelets? Don't exist. Don't even have a decent theoretical underpinning. You might as well be worried about the production of caloric or magic.

    3) Magnetic monopoles also don't exist. Magnetism is a description of the curvature of electric flux. Imagining a magnetic monopole is like imagining a left with no right, or an up with no down.

    And, honestly, these people have no sense of adventure. The universe will end some day. Why be so arrogant as to insist that it be after you die, solo, from something less interesting?

    1. Re:here's the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, honestly, these people have no sense of adventure. The universe will end some day. Why be so arrogant as to insist that it be after you die, solo, from something less interesting?

      You are either mentally ill for thinking that, or for thinking that the argument will fly with anyone except a few loveless geeks and physicists with no lives of their own.

      Either way: I'm not dying for YOUR adventure. Get your precious "data" some other way.
    2. Re:here's the thing by Amiralul · · Score: 1

      If you/we didn't see any strangelets yet, it doesn't necessary mean they don't exists. I, for instance, never saw a whale. But I won't bet that whales don't really exists.

    3. Re:here's the thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stones falling from the sky! Preposterous

    4. Re:here's the thing by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      And, honestly, these people have no sense of adventure. The universe will end some day. Why be so arrogant as to insist that it be after you die, solo, from something less interesting?

      I'm not exactly worried about these "doomsday scenarios" either, but c'mon now, seriously. Do I even have to spell out the suicidal absurdity of that comment?

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    5. Re:here's the thing by Xoltri · · Score: 1

      Other people have seen whales though and have told you about them. Else how would you know they existed?

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    6. Re:here's the thing by trongey · · Score: 1

      Either way: I'm not dying for YOUR adventure. Well, then what will you be dying for?
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    7. Re:here's the thing by toriver · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Heffalumps are a better example, a certain Disney movie notwithstanding.

      Or what about Xomotishes? Noone has ever seen a Xomotish.

  94. Someone read "Hole Man" by Larry Niven by iwoof · · Score: 1

    Life imitates art. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hole_Man. --Woof!

  95. Re:Fascinating by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    If you don't have one, you're not going to find it funny.

  96. Re:Fascinating by MrNaz · · Score: 1

    Thanks! You just gave me an idea for my next film!

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  97. Don't laugh.. It could happen! by kpainter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I found this on Wikipedia (so it must be true). "What came later to be known as "The Black Mesa Incident" was triggered by a seemingly innocuous and routine experiment into teleportation. As part of the Anomalous Materials team in Sector C of the facility, research associate Gordon Freeman introduced a crystalline specimen..." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Mesa_Research_Facility

  98. Dyslectics in shock! by jbarr · · Score: 1

    Large Hardon Collider...

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  99. Manhattan Project all over again by zakeria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    snip: In 1933, Hungarian physicist Leó Szilárd had proposed that if any neutron-driven process released more neutrons than those required to start it, an expanding nuclear chain reaction might result. Chain reactions were familiar as a phenomenon from chemistry (where they typically caused explosions and other run-away reactions), but Szilárd was proposing them for a nuclear reaction, for the first time. However, Szilárd had proposed to look for such reactions in the lighter atoms, and nothing of the sort was found. Upon experimentation shortly after the uranium fission discovery, Szilárd found that the fission of uranium released two or more neutrons on average, and immediately realized that a nuclear chain reaction by this mechanism was possible in theory. Szilárd kept this secret at first because he feared its use as a weapon by fascist governments. He convinced others to do so, but identical results were soon published by the Joliot-Curie group, to his great dismay.

  100. Nothing to worry about. No evidence of black holes by GrpA · · Score: 3, Funny

    If there was any likelyhood of civilisations wiping themselves from existance with the creation of microscopic black holes, then you would expect the universe to be full of black holes where each subsequent civilisation had extinguished itself.

    Now take a look into the night sky... How many black holes do you see?

    None!

    So obviously, this is completely safe...

    GrpA

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  101. Nobody will live to regret it by robo_mojo · · Score: 1

    I'm fascinated by the LHC and can't wait to see it started up.

    Most likely all that will happen is we will learn some new useful info about physics. The doom-sayers will then find something else to waste people's time about.

    Consider if things actually DO go wrong and it swallows up the earth. So what? Nobody will be left to regret it anyway. So let 'er rip.

  102. Porn Version by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am going to wait for the porn version of this experiment.

    The DVD will be called:
    Large Hardon Experiment Goes Interracial!
    Creates black holes and fills them with loads of quarks!

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  103. No one really knows what's going to happen by invisiblerhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We have no idea whether the laws of physics will remain constant from one second to the next, let alone what the outcome of a given experiment will be. However, the popular consensus is that things will carry on much as they were. For things we don't understand, we look to experts. Most of those experts work at CERN, and unlike the Manhattan project, it isn't classified - wouldn't you expect one of those thousands of people to make some sort of noise if they thought there was a risk of something going wrong?

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    1. Re:No one really knows what's going to happen by Linus+the+Turbonerd · · Score: 1

      Ah, but how do we know that it isn't classified, and that the information that it is classified is classified itself?

  104. The other obligatory XKCD by harves · · Score: 1
  105. ID is an ally in this case by CustomDesigned · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the premises of Intelligent Design, as described in "The Privileged Planet", is that God/whatever not only planned for intelligent beings, but planned for them to explore their universe. The book talks about our ideal placement in the milky way for observation, yet with sufficient protection from gamma bursts, the fortuitous placement of the moon allowing solar eclipses to reveal the corona, etc. A Bible passage would be Proverbs, "It is the glory of God to conceal a matter, and the glory of kings to search out a matter." Part of trusting God in this viewpoint is assuming that, barring deliberate or negligent self destruction, the next discovery won't destroy us. Although each advance in physics brings more and more dangerous knowledge to light, we will be able cope technically. (Moral failings are another matter.)

    1. Re:ID is an ally in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, I didn't know Prof. Pangloss was writing for the ID movement.

    2. Re:ID is an ally in this case by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      Part of trusting God in this viewpoint is assuming that, barring deliberate or negligent self destruction, the next discovery won't destroy us.

      Gah. One of the troubling things about religion is how it induces people to not worry about the future, and instead to happily assume that everything will happen as its supposed to in some cosmic plan.

      I'm very much pro-science, but there can't be a blithe assumption that everything we do is risk-free.

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    3. Re:ID is an ally in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Moral failings are another matter.)


      I thought moral behavior, as occurs with diplomacy, only happens when others are watching.

      That's why I propose we record everything, one camera in every block, in every car, etc. so that people behave more morally, since others are certainly watching.
    4. Re:ID is an ally in this case by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      The book talks about our ideal placement in the milky way for observation, yet with sufficient protection from gamma bursts, the fortuitous placement of the moon allowing solar eclipses to reveal the corona, etc.

      We are very protected given our location in the universe (which it has been shown is the center given the concentric circles of variation within the CMB radiation). Our galaxy is not near another to cause a collision any time soon. Our Solar System is far enough from the core of the galaxy to not have any issues with the fierce gravity field nor are we close to anything on the spiral arm to harm us. The planet itself is far enough from the Sun to not kill us from heat or the near absolute zero of space. The planet is protected by all the other planets from comets and asteroids (and the Sun for that matter). Our atmosphere protects from any material that gets through any of those other barriers. And most of our planet is covered by water so odds are if anything gets through the atmosphere it will cause less damage by hitting water rather than a land mass.

      Some people would say those reasons are specifically why Life was able to begin. I say it is there for Life to be sustained because Life began with the same Creator who put those protections in place *for* us. But that is my opinion. This universe is a dangerous place but we are protected from it by many layers of armor. When we start playing around to see what that armor is made of we better be prepared.

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    5. Re:ID is an ally in this case by ImitationEnergy · · Score: 0

      That may very well all be true but, I would caution you about your tendency to cherry pick from just one scripture. {It looks like cherry-picking and that diminishes your Bible quotes.} Besides, you're killing the gnat but letting a camel stomp ya. What group of people has a Biblical "Right" to take a chance on wiping out mankind because of their beliefs in scripture-promised immortality via a God who always saves us? None. You might as well be arguing a person has a right to change lanes without looking first.

      What really gets ya is that while these fellows search for Physicsneedlestoosmallforthehumaneyetosee-level answers, I've already made several designs for desktop fusion-type engines that either one would end any further need for combustion engines. It's a battle that doesn't need to even be fought. According to the other SlashDot article tonite, a French inventor had the phonograph 20 years before Edison and got aced in the history books. The reason? He failed to lay down enough paper trail. I have (albeit for higher purposes than history book notations). http://www.newpath4.com/ and http://www.askinventor.com/ and all over /. posting as imitationenergy and in San Diego and on Reader's Digest posting as "aim4wood". Five years of writing and personal testimony, upsetting people on SlashDot that I post so much be hanged, laying down a footprint larger & wider than the Mississippi River. Soon the "Ford lightbulb" will go off, no matter how much testosterone hay people piled over my combustion-free needles.

      I see you're trying to fit all this stuff under a common umbrella, and that's admirable, but the statement you made => "Although each advance in physics brings more and more dangerous knowledge to light, we will be able cope technically." is a blanket statement that is not always true. It's true if you're going the wrong way. Not all are... making your assumption of increasing danger from "each advance in physics" incorrect. Try to avoid making blanket statements.

      Search out the living crystals. One of them has made a mechanical heart fluid engine based on the circulatory system of deer => ../2 20 2008 february 20 signs in the heavens public record open source patent engine system for all humankind.pdf . And the only "danger" this deer-like engine ~that was staring Adam square in the face when he named it~ poses is to oil barons thriving on keeping us addicted to fuels that put us all in a cancer ward right where Satan wants us, laying in agony til we breathe our last breath. Such was never intended for us, as I have been blessed to prove.

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    6. Re:ID is an ally in this case by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Imagine if you will that the seeds of life could be found, at one point in time, on millions of planets with drastically varying situations; e.g., very close to a star, very far away from a star, on a gas giant, on a planet like Venus, on a planet relatively close to a strong gamma-ray source, etc.

      After a few billion years, you'd find that life as we know it had failed to exist on the planets that were not compatible with carbon-based life. The planets that were conducive to life, such as Earth, would be teaming with it. Some life might point to their very existence as proof of an intelligent design, but the more intellectually advanced members of the species might realize that the situation could be no different. A non-existent or dead observer cannot observe that "Hey, life really sucks here next to this quasar, why the hell would an intelligent designer put us here?"

      The fact that we are here, and alive, tells us NOTHING about an intelligent designer. The fact that we are conveniently located has nothing to do with design- it has everything to do with necessary conditions for life (as we know it). If conditions were different, we wouldn't be here to comment on how crappy the conditions were.

      This argument reminds me of an old Chick Tract that stated that since bananas were so delicious and convenient to eat, that it proved the existence of a kind and benevolent god. I noted with some interest that the Tract ignored things like walnuts, lactose intolerance, rhubarb leaves, salmonella, poi, and various other poisonous or troublesome foods. Fun.

      This idea is know as the anthropic principle. It makes for interesting reading.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthropic

      -b

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    7. Re:ID is an ally in this case by stjobe · · Score: 1

      our location in the universe (which it has been shown is the center given the concentric circles of variation within the CMB radiation)

      WTF? What twisted logic made this ridiculous statement come about? If we accept the big bang theory (which we should, it's pretty well established by now) and an infinite universe, everywhere is in the center of the universe.


      Look here or here for easy-to-understand explanations.

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    8. Re:ID is an ally in this case by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      We are very protected given our location in the universe (which it has been shown is the center given the concentric circles of variation within the CMB radiation)

      Citation needed.

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    9. Re:ID is an ally in this case by Grashnak · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU.

      Anyone who thinks that so-called "intelligent design" is on their side can be pretty much assured that they have their head up their ass.

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    10. Re:ID is an ally in this case by MomaSaid · · Score: 1

      Our Solar System is far enough from the core of the galaxy to not have any issues with the fierce gravity field nor are we close to anything on the spiral arm to harm us. Wouldn't it be likely that life had trouble to survive closer to the center of our galaxy because of hostile nature; gamma-rays and whatnot?

      The planet itself is far enough from the Sun to not kill us from heat or the near absolute zero of space. It appears that the ingredients for life are everywhere in our solor system.

      The planet is protected by all the other planets from comets and asteroids (and the Sun for that matter). Our atmosphere protects from any material that gets through any of those other barriers. And most of our planet is covered by water so odds are if anything gets through the atmosphere it will cause less damage by hitting water rather than a land mass. Not to burst the bubble but a great majority of damage caused by an asteriod hitting the planet is the compressed shockwave after it hits the atmosphere and explodes. The smaller piece that makes it to the surface (ocean) causing a 1000ft tsunami is freaky enough. The Earth has many scars of impacts from the past and tons more which were geologically washed away. Looking at the magnitude of those impacts I imagine one of the main reason we're here is life ability to rebound from catastrophe.
    11. Re:ID is an ally in this case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it could just be the simple fact that life will occur at locations in the universe which have the conditions which allow it to flourish. Or to put it another way, it's no suprise that we find life where conditions support life, and don't find it in locations that won't support it.

      "Proof" of 'Intelligent Design' would be more along the lines of us finding life where it shouldn't be... for example if we had evolved on the surface of the sun, or in deep space with no surrounding matter.

    12. Re:ID is an ally in this case by HvitRavn · · Score: 1

      Actally what you are refering to is known as the "weak" anthropic principle. It doesn't tell us anything either. I'm with Smolin on this one, cosmological natural selection is why we're here.

    13. Re:ID is an ally in this case by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      This argument reminds me of an old Chick Tract that stated that since bananas were so delicious and convenient to eat, that it proved the existence of a kind and benevolent god.

      Then the fact that the species of banana most of us know is likely to be wiped out by blight proves what? That God is incompetent? Makes sense to me.

      As Carlin put it: "I think His work.. shows that. Take a look at a mountain range - they're all crooked, they're never in line. All different sizes. There are no two leaves that same. He can't even give two people the same fingerprints! He's had BILLIONS of years to work on some of this stuff! And EVERYTHING He has ever MADE.. DIED!!"

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  106. The arrogance! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never thought I'd SEE a resonance cascade, let alone create one!

  107. stats by rev_karol · · Score: 1

    The experts say it's a 1 in 50 million possibility of something "bad" happening. At most. And these guys don't mess around. They'll take the zaniest theory they can find. And still the best they can come up with is 1/50,000,000. I think we're pretty frickin' safe.

    Plus it's in Switzerland, when have they ever done anything that's been considered a threat?

    1. Re:stats by Atari400 · · Score: 1

      E=MC^2 has livened things up a bit for mankind

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  108. Do black holes even exist? by Atari400 · · Score: 1
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  109. psychologist!? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

    Jackson cited the example of Paul Dixon, a psychology professor at the University of Hawaii at Hilo who has been saying for more than a decade that experiments at Fermilab's Tevatron accelerator are in danger of touching off an artificial supernova

    They are using a *psychologist's* arguments? Psychologist, physicist... I guess they can be hard to tell apart... if you are horribly dyslexic...

    1. Re:psychologist!? by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

      LOL, I hadn't even seen that. I think these journalists see the word "professor" and instantly assume they are experts in the field.

      Just look at Spiderman 3 - Peter Parker is not only a brilliant nuclear physicist, he is also an expert in biology!

  110. Cosmic Rays by Strider- · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uh... if this was possible, our planet would never have existed. Cosmic rays whack our atmosphere all the time with far more energy than the LHC could hope to generate. Even if this causes a momentary microscopic black hole, it obviously doesn't matter, since we're still here.

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  111. The real reason by billcopc · · Score: 1

    They're all afraid this thing will prove, once and for all, that there is no god.

    (sorry, been hanging around 4chan too much)

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  112. Fermi Paradox. by Mactrope · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Such a dissaster would go a long way in explaining the Fermi Paradox. We don't run into aliens because they all destroy themselves soon after they form.

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    1. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Metasquares · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I always held the light speed limit coupled with the vast size of the universe to be a more probable reason why we haven't run into ET yet, but perhaps they could also destroy themselves before we'd notice. In general, the more energy you manipulate, the greater the risk.

      I am not a physicist, but I would hope that physicists would take a good look at the theory and reach consensus that the LHC did not pose such a risk to our existence before trying it out, just as I would hope that people in my own field would be careful before throwing the switch on AI. There are certain things you cannot afford to be wrong about.

    2. Re:Fermi Paradox. by tjstork · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I always held the light speed limit coupled with the vast size of the universe to be a more probable reason why we haven't run into ET yet,

      I would be willing to bet, too that, when you do stack up all the things that can possibly go wrong, from local nova, to supernova, to large body impacts, to being placed too far, or too close from a star, without enough radioactive elements to keep a planetary core hot, but with not so many as to make it unlivable, and to somehow manage an oxygen carbon chemistry that doesn't just plop into a big carbon dioxide blob and allows for very energetic organic molecules to form and thus life, you just keep stacking up those odds, and suddenly, like factoring a large number, the weight of probabilities goes increasingly against you, no matter how many stars you have to throw at it.

      If we are alone in the universe, or even the galaxy, it is kinda cool, because it means that the WHOLE THING IS OURS. While physics rules out a vast interstellar empire, there's nothing that rules out one way trips leapfrogging across the galaxy. In a few million years, we might be able to consume the whole thing.

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    3. Re:Fermi Paradox. by glittalogik · · Score: 4, Funny
    4. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HUH? I thought Mactrope was one of twitters most vocal critics...

    5. Re:Fermi Paradox. by BungaDunga · · Score: 1

      Sure, but we'd only have however time it takes for the strangelet/black hole to eat up the planet to think about it.

    6. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Boronx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We are the precursors, and all aliens are our descendants.

    7. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Macthorpe · · Score: 1

      Nope, that would be me ;)

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    8. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should you manage to reduce the vacuum energy level, the effect will be global and propagate at the speed of light. Thus no civilization close enough to reach us can have done this yet.

    9. Re:Fermi Paradox. by doctor_nation · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm reading Bill Bryson's Short History of Nearly Everything at the moment, and early on he quotes a particular scientist who has run those odds in several different ways, but always comes back to there being life on a huge number of planets in the universe. Remember, the odds are certainly long, but we can't even come close to wrapping our minds around just how big this place is.

    10. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current -an important qualifier, current physics rule out vast interstellar empires. Go back any number of centuries and you will find that physics has rulled out one thing or nother.

      Most famous, or rather most readily available to my memory is :

      "nothing heavier than air can fly"

      After all physics said how could it? Just because we don't know the physics yet, doesn't mean in a few years,decades,or centuries we wont find a way to cross those interstellar distances and fart in the relativity's general direction.

    11. Re:Fermi Paradox. by phlinn · · Score: 1

      Given your reference to XKCD, I must link his take on the LHC. It seems more likely than the doomsday scenarios.

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    12. Re:Fermi Paradox. by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're referring to the Drake Equation, which is complete bunk. Rather than write a long winded post debunking it, I'll just link to someone who's already done the heavy lifting.

      Aliens Cause Global Warming, by Michael Crichton.

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    13. Re:Fermi Paradox. by Breakfast+Cereal · · Score: 1

      Current -an important qualifier, current physics rule out vast interstellar empires. Go back any number of centuries and you will find that physics has rulled out one thing or nother.

      Most famous, or rather most readily available to my memory is :

      "nothing heavier than air can fly" I would love a source citation for this quote so I can know the name of the physicist who ruled out birds.
    14. Re:Fermi Paradox. by doctor_nation · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's accurate to call the equation bunk. The numbers we can put into it surely are, but the equation itself is probably more or less fine. If you knew all those probabilities exactly, you'd get the right answer. The question is whether we know those numbers or not. And I think the argument is that if even if you make those numbers tremendously small, N is so large (especially if you include the universe, not just the Milky Way), that the odds of life elsewhere in the universe are enormous. The article you linked to seemed to be more interested in debunking communication with alien life, which I'm sure is a quite reasonable thing to do. There's no suggestion that we're anywhere near another planet with life on it. But at least one does exist someone, and there's probably a lot more than that.

    15. Re:Fermi Paradox. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      I'll grant that the math behind the equation is (as you said) more-or-less fine. But the application of it is useless, IMO, simply because we have no way of judging what the likely numbers for most of the variables could possibly be. I knew someone once who get extremely excited about the Drake equation, and would always point out that, no matter how "pessimistic" the numbers you used were, you always ended up with the chance for there to be one intelligent species in the universe.

      Once I pointed out to him that we are that one species, he wasn't so excited anymore.

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  113. Decadence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article:"Smashing protons together at high enough energies could create new combinations of quarks, the particles that protons are made of.."

    Protons are meant to be with electrons not with each other. The want to create gaylets! Those gay particles are not the "God particle" they are the "Sin particle"! OMG!

  114. We physicists make up these scenarios just for fun by Werthless5 · · Score: 1

    We physicists enjoy watching the public squirm as we go around proclaiming that we can destroy the world at any time. We know that none of this stuff is going to happen, but when journalists overhear us joking around they take things a little too seriously and let their minds wander to the headlines that sell best.

    In other words, the experts already know that these concerns are unfounded. The people who are concerned don't actually know the physics behind these doomsday scenarios and why they can not happen.

    I really hope we find a magnetic monopole at LHC (I have no idea how we would actually detect it, the doomsday story is just FUD). It won't do anything, but the existence of a magnetic monopole explains the quantization of electric charge (which is fairly important). I also hope we see some deviations in the standard model at the higher luminosity runs.

  115. Does this come with an Earth-back guarantee? by John+Sokol · · Score: 1
    What do you think the odds of them destroying the earth as it gets swallowed into a giant black hole.

    Let's take bets on it.
    I'll good for about $100K that it will not destroy the earth. Any takers?

    I ran this past some friends a bit smarter about this sort of stuff then I am, below is their responses.

    Duh-didn't they ask this question when they started work on the LHC? And what about the center of the sun? Don't see any strangelets there.....
    Sandya Narayanswami, PhD ---------------------

    Does this come with an Earth-back guarantee?

    The first scenario is absurd, since black holes are not physically
    possible. It is as if he were claiming that faeries and demons would be
    produced in the collisions. The next two may also be on a par with the
    faeries, I'm not entirely sure. If any of them were true, then
    high-energy, heavy-nucleus cosmic rays should have long since destroyed
    all the stars and planets in the Universe.

    Forrest Bishop
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    1. Re:Does this come with an Earth-back guarantee? by Linus+the+Turbonerd · · Score: 1

      "...black holes are not physically possible." Bwuh?

    2. Re:Does this come with an Earth-back guarantee? by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

      Hey I am just relaying it.

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  116. God theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma whore that I am, I am posting anonymously:

    We haven't approached God status yet, not even close. In the ability of man to learn we are so far from the truth we don't understand yet what we are talking about.

    If they turned this on today, it is going to make no impact on our tommorow. We are about to learn something new, granted, but there is nothing that we can do without us going "uhhhh, is it safe for us to turn this on?" before we step over the threshold.

    I wish, I truly wish man kind was at that point, but with everything we are doing (Including, and especially the US here) I find that so far from believable it's not even funny.

    Maybe this is my belief in a higher being or otherwise, we can't fuck up that bad. Not yet.

  117. Srsly guise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, lets hope that the 'Large Hardon Collider' is all that it was dicked up to be.

  118. Better to err on the side of caution? by RenHoek · · Score: 1

    Say what you will, but look back at the development of the nuclear bomb. At that time they didn't know if a nuclear blast would burn up the atmosphere. But they exploded it just the same.

    Sure, the LHC doesn't many things that don't occur in nature on a daily basis. But think of stupid mundane items for us, things like plastics. They don't occur in nature. There are thousands of things that we invent here that never occur in nature by itself.

    Who is to say that we won't create something that annihilates us? And looking at the atom bomb, do we really want to trust that they wouldn't put our existence in jeopardy? Is it that funny, to want to err on the side of caution, no matter how stupendously small the chances are of something going wrong?

    1. Re:Better to err on the side of caution? by zaren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Vice Admiral William P. Blandy addressed nervous people about the effects a nuclear bomb would have with the following quote:

      The bomb will not start a chain reaction in the water, converting it all to gas and letting all the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not an atomic playboy!"

      http://atomicplayboy.net/colophon/ is where I was able to find the quote, btw

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  119. Forever Peace by Haldeman by gobbo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just finished reading Forever Peace by Joe Haldeman, great book, excellent sf. The central plot hinges on a similar idea:

    SPOILER AHEAD

    There's a giant accelerator being built around Jupiter, that will simulate the first .01 second of the universe... only the central characters figure out that it won't be just a simulation, but a new one, expanding and overwriting this part of this one.

    There are end-of-world religious nuts who find that out and strive to make sure it happens. Much mayhem and a touch of soldier cyberpunk. Fun stuff and excellent speculation, especially the other part about what it's liked to be jacked in with other people.

    1. Re:Forever Peace by Haldeman by EdIII · · Score: 1

      Fun stuff and excellent speculation, especially the other part about what it's liked to be jacked in with other people.


      I think too many ./'s only speculate about what it's like to be jacked in with other people :)

      I should probably "duck and cover" now right? Yeah..... :)
    2. Re:Forever Peace by Haldeman by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Heh, exactly what I thought when I read the summary.

  120. I'm suing the Jews! by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

    I'm suing the Jews to stop them going back to Israel. Have they not read Revelations?

  121. argumentum ad verecundiam by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's look at the credentials of said "nuclear safety officer":

    """
    Walter Wagner graduated UC Berkeley with a Minor in Physics, and a Major in Biology. Later, he discovered a novel particle in a balloon-borne cosmic ray detector, initially identified as a magnetic monopole. Though its identity remains uncertain, it is definitely not within the standard repertoire of known particles. After a three-year break from science to attend law school, Dr. Wagner resumed work in Physics and Biology at the US Veterans Administration Medical Center in San Francisco, working in Nuclear Medicine and Health Physics. He then embarked on teaching Science and Mathematics, from grade school to college. Dr. Wagner developed a botanical garden in Hawaii, and continues involvement with several professional associations, including Health Physics Society and Society of Nuclear Medicine.
    """

    So, this is a guy who discovered a magnetic monopole (which would theoretically tear the universe apart, right?) and works at a VA med center? He only has a minor in physics? The "nuclear safety blah blah" in this case means nuclear medicine, as in the guy who makes sure no one mishandles the radioactive dye they use at every hospital in the US.

    Some expert. Now give us yours: What qualifies you to judge this mans' credentials?
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    1. Re:argumentum ad verecundiam by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      His ability to read them and compare them to someone who actually knows what they're talking about? I'd say that would be enough.

      The guy is a biologist first, a radiologist at a VA hospital second, a math/science teacher third. He "dabbled" in physics.

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    2. Re:argumentum ad verecundiam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I post on slashdot. Also, nice logical fallacy you got going there.

    3. Re:argumentum ad verecundiam by FiloEleven · · Score: 1

      You had better be prepared for a scathing reply from your parent post. That fucker knows latin.

      I'm just sayin...

    4. Re:argumentum ad verecundiam by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      It's true that you can't logically conclude the guy is wrong just because his credentials don't match what you might consider an 'ideal' particle physicist. However, given that other people with relevant expertise have already looked into these possibilities and judged them to be incredibly unlikely, I don't see why this guy deserves any special attention. Anyone can make any kind of claim, but if they don't have evidence, and they don't have specialized knowledge of the topic, how are they any different from any other quack?

  122. That's 10^9 not 109 by internic · · Score: 1

    I just looked back and realized there's a typo (from pasting) in the parent. It should read 10^9 (as in 1 billion not 109) years.

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  123. TODO: hit red button, ignite atmosphere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm... people have had the same concerns about Fermilab and other accelerators and nothing has happened. There is no real scientific grounds to these ideas and certainly not enough to stop the march of scientific progress.

    Interesting note, some people thought the A-bomb would ignite the entire atmosphere or perhaps cause a chain reaction and destroy the earth death star style (but without the death star). Well, guess what, the government went ahead and secretly did that anyway. Believe me, if anyone in the know really believed that the LHC might blow up the planet it would get a lot more funding and be controlled by the military.

    p.s. I have a Ph.D. in particle physics (not a joke ... though it is somewhat funny to me sometimes that I spent so much time getting that degree ;) )

  124. Does the US have any jurisdiction over CERN? by Xest · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I notice from TFA the lawsuit has been filed in Hawaii, as CERN is in Europe surely even a succesful lawsuit could simply be ignored?

    I was under the impression that whilst the US has helped develop the LHC it doesn't actually own it and as such has no control over deciding whether it's allowed to start and stop. Is there something vital the US still brings to the project that could be used to prevent the project starting should the lawsuit be a success?

    I was going to make a comment about how it seems typically American to try and create a lawsuit to shut down something they have no right to try and shutdown (see things like the recent Wikileaks domain fiasco) but in all honesty I'm not sure abuse of the court system is really much less in many European countries now, the only difference being the European countries at least tend to make the sensible judgement on the case even if the case itself is idiotic. With again for example the Wikileaks case the judgement was just simply stupid and the fact the judge had to backtrack so quickly only emphasised the level of idiocy that can occur in some courts. At least cases like this were thrown out in British courts for example:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7243656.stm

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7292657.stm

    Hopefully (un)common sense will similarly prevail and save the day.

    1. Re:Does the US have any jurisdiction over CERN? by thedarknite · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly agree, considering decisions regarding the operations at CERN are run by a council which consists of 20 European States.
      However, I imagine that this lawsuit would make life difficult for any associated US based facilities. Additionally CERN employs people from around the world, as well as allowing visiting physicists to run experiments. (A couple of my physics professors left halfway through a semester to work on some experiment at CERN)

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    2. Re:Does the US have any jurisdiction over CERN? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      I guess a US court might be able to prevent Americans from working there.

      That way when CERN starts up, if something does go wrong and destroy the Earth, we can hang all the blame on the Europeans. And as governments and politicians and courts well know, laying blame is the important thing.

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  125. Large Hadron Collider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Large Hadron Collider... I think you can guess how I read this at first.

  126. power generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another example of unfounded worrying. back when the first large power stations were being built, someone had the idea that the electro magnetic fields would reduce/eliminate/ or reverse the earth's magnetic field. So generators had to be constructed in pairs, one spinning clockwise the other, counterclockwise. Seems silly but people were actually so concerned that this was done. The theories weren't all there yet, so any dumb possibility was taken seriously.

    thousands of power plants later, we know that a small(when compared to the earth) magnetic field will not reverse the planet's poles.

  127. Don't worry... by FoolsGold · · Score: 1

    They're using a very talented team of scientists to work with the machine. I hear the guy who's doing the honour of throwing the main switch is some guy called "Gordon Freeman". I'm sure things will be just fine.

    Hey, now that's an interesting looking crab. OH SHI

  128. Re:The Risk needs to be re-assessed by skeptictank · · Score: 1

    at each power step up. This has been common practice as each new experiment is designed. I agree that there is no risk with the LHC. The cosmic events that have been recorded are higher energy than the LHC will produce, but I do believe that strange matter is possible; there is some evidence of degenerate stellar objects at density ranges that imply quark stars. This stuff probably can't exist outside the core of a neutron star, but for all we know every planet where intelligent life preceded us is a little ball of strange quarks now. The best course of action is to take a realistic look at possible problems that could arise when a new accelerator with increased energy output is brought on line.

  129. Not just for cats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curiosity Kills.

  130. There was a sci-fi short story about by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

    A murder committed using a Microscopic Black Hole.

    This scientific team was orbiting Mars, and their power source on the space craft was using some kind of high energy collisions which had accidentally created a Microscopic Black Hole. It was being held in the spacecraft because of the high energy magnets. These two scientists had been going at it the whole long trip and a bit of the space crazies came over one of the scientists. He called his colleague to an area 'below' the Microscopic Black Hole (you know, underneath the magnets with the gravity well of Mars underneath him.)

    The mad scientist let the magnets go and the MBH went through the ship, through the scientist's head, and out of the ship to the center of Mars. The tidal forces of the MBH tore apart the ill-fated scientist as surely as a bullet travelling through the body. But there was no evidence of anything. The mad scientist got away with it. And he doomed Mars to boot.

    They should make a CSI based on that.

    1. Re:There was a sci-fi short story about by Indiana+Joe · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of The Hole Man, by Larry Niven.

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    2. Re:There was a sci-fi short story about by myth_of_sisyphus · · Score: 1

      Awesome.

      THanks.

      I hate when I can think of a short story, but there's no way to google for it. How do you google the basic concept of a story? I don't know.

  131. scruffy by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine if said swarthy savants were merely passing wind from the comfort of a secondhand recliner in their parents' basement whilst their pudgy, cheese doodle-encrusted digits do all the heavy lifting of the week?

    Who's scruffy-looking?!

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  132. G-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just before they flip the switch someone says.

    Prepare for unforeseen consequences, Eli.

  133. % make -s forgiveness by hAckz0r · · Score: 1
    Anybody that can understand the syntax rules of a Makefile deserves a good soap box. Or is that vacation?


    Oh well, in any case that theory must explain the SETI project results. The minute a society creates a machine capable of the magnetic flux density necessary to be noticed by an alternate extra-planetary society everything just goes FOOP (thats "poof" spelled backwards, since it is an implosion after all). But the bigger question here is would it make a noise since nobody would be around to hear it? Any decent theory should make predictions!

  134. This beacon satellite... by symbolset · · Score: 2

    Said professor Pthogh, waving his tentacle at the viewtank, "is your only warning that within its orbit lies a planetary mass black hole. These are the greatest finds you can hope for in your quest for relics of alien intelligence. Eventually this invisible beast will de-orbit and devour its parent star, becoming indistinguishable from the billions of other sun-massed black holes in the universe. Until then it serves as a marker that an intelligent race grew up here, lived, learned, and died.

    Within or near the stellar system that is home to one of these, relics of a civilization are always found. They litter the surface of airless moons; they orbit the star independently; probes are often found heading out of the system. We have found several thousand so far.

    Those of you in Sacred Studies program will learn further of the terrible experiments that cause this phenomena. Speculation by the population in general on the subject is, er, discouraged."

    "This one though is special though." Professor Pthogh looked again at the tank, his voice taking a more somber tone. "This one is ours."

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  135. We're doomed already by isomeme · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cosmic rays hitting the upper atmosphere routinely have higher energy than anything the LHC can achieve. So if high-energy particle collisions are going to produce strangelets and black holes, we've already been doomed for around four billion years.

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  136. Don't worry. by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
    Gah. One of the troubling things about religion is how it induces people to not worry about the future, and instead to happily assume that everything will happen as its supposed to in some cosmic plan.

    You have hit the nail on the head, as Jesus put it, "Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day [is] the evil thereof." But that does not excuse lack of prudence when you do have knowledge of consequences, Proverbs 27:12, "A prudent [man] foresees evil [and] hides himself; The simple pass on [and] are punished."

    I'm very much pro-science, but there can't be a blithe assumption that everything we do is risk-free.

    The trust God approach actually does not deny risk. It just says that "all things work together for good to them that love God" in the end. Kind of like the Princess Bride where the hero endures incredible hardship and pain before riding off into the sunset with his true love.

    1. Re:Don't worry. by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      The trust God approach actually does not deny risk. It just says that "all things work together for good to them that love God" in the end.

      That's great, but there's a non-zero chance that the God you believe in does not actually exist. In which case, this attitude could be positively dangerous.

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    2. Re:Don't worry. by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
      That's great, but there's a non-zero chance that the God you believe in does not actually exist. In which case, this attitude could be positively dangerous.

      In that case, it's just a matter of a few years. Even the old Pagans with no hope of resurrection could see the value of a noble death over an ignoble, but slightly longer life. Life is nasty, brutish, and short throughout most of the world and in most of history.

    3. Re:Don't worry. by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      In that case, it's just a matter of a few years.

      No, it might be the difference between humanity surviving into the long term future and expanding into the galaxy, or going extinct in the next century or so. It's not just anything.

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    4. Re:Don't worry. by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Kind of like the Princess Bride where the hero endures incredible hardship and pain before riding off into the sunset with his true love.

      You need to read the book, and think more about the nature of fairy tales.

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  137. Forget the physics for the moment by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Nevermind the physics what exactly does this US court expect to happen if they rule against it and we totally ignore the ruling, which is what will happen, and we go ahead anyway? It will make the US courts look pretty silly.

  138. Its all fun and games untill.... by lazy+genes · · Score: 1

    Imagine a double helix. One string represents the strong force ,the other represents the weak. The area inside the double helix is the fabric of space-time. If you seperate the strings by pulling on them the fabic of space-time will fold over itself forming a doughnut shape (black hole),once that starts its all over. This is why every galaxy has a black hole in its center, probably started by a not so advanced society. DONT CROSS THE STREAMS

  139. How would you see them? by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    What does a strangelet look like from far away? Does it emit anything that we can detect, and so see its presence? I'm not sure anyone knows the answer to that, since we've never really positively observed stable strangelets of this kind.

    Hey, maybe that's where all that dark matter comes from.

  140. A magnetic "incident"? by Frangible · · Score: 1

    Not long after the experiments began, however, there was... an 'incident'... and since that time, the following protocol has been observed:

    ... every 108 minutes, the button must be pushed. From the moment the alarm sounds, you will have 4 minutes to enter the code into the microcomputer processor... * ...duction into the program. When the alarm sounds, either you or your partner must input the code. It is highly recommended that you and your partner take alternating shifts. In this manner you will both stay as fresh and alert... * ...most importance, that when the alarm sounds, the code be entered correctly and in a timely fashion.


    Maybe it's just me, but that one about magnetic monopoles sounds a little too much like Season #2 of "Lost". I'm pretty sure I saw the other two scenarios as Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes. But perhaps their fears can be assuaged regarding magnetic monopoles if we build a bunker with a flip-clock and Apple II+.

    Seriously though, last I checked, if monopoles exist at all, they are so massive they cannot possibly be uncovered in any particle accelerator we could hope to build in the foreseeable future.

    On behalf of the DeGroots, Alvar Hanso, and all of us at the DHARMA Initiative, thank you, namaste, and... good luck.

  141. Maybe it'll spontaneously create banana splits! by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I mean, since know one knows what's going to happen, that must mean there is a chance the Large Hadron Collider could just spontaneously create some banana splits, right?

    Yumm. . .

  142. Plenty of what you don't expect... by lpq · · Score: 1

    Supposedly, 13.61-13.85 billion years ago, there wasn't much of anything of anything like what we know, then there was a Big Bang...who knows the last time (or universe) these LHC people turned this thing on?

    1. Re:Plenty of what you don't expect... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I should have been clearer. Certainly the worst possible outcome might be worse than the black hole earth. That's just the worst-possible-blackhole outcome.

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  143. just like Sci-Fi by ridgecritter · · Score: 1

    Check out Jack McDevitt's Odyssey - moonriders blast the noob humans' new space-borne linac, presumably to keep the primates from destroying the known universe. Actually a nice read, good hard sci-fi.

  144. "Strangelets", you say? by hyades1 · · Score: 1

    What a colorful, charming way to end the whole shebang!

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  145. This is a conspiracy by soulfury · · Score: 1

    I don't think that the timing of this lawsuit is purely coincidental because the fact that this generates black-holes and disrupts the fabric of space-time contradicts the agenda of some shadow governments.

    It has already been shown that colliding particles at high speeds opens a portal to Xen, thereby angering Microsoft.

    This is a conspiracy!

  146. Seconded by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    As how Hawking Radiation works (if it indeed even exists) is still entirely conjectural at this point, it's a little presumptuous to say you can use it to prove the safety of the thing that is designed to test for it. Sheesh.

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    1. Re:Seconded by lordholm · · Score: 1

      Yes, but without the Hawkins radiation, energy conservation would be violated by any black hole (IANAP, just quoting Hawkins), this is one of the key points in favour for the Hawkins-radiation.

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  147. Raises the Question by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    What does matter absorption do to the momentum of a black hole? I'd think instinctively it would work like an elastic collision, but on the other hand the whole exciting thing about black holes is that physics kind of breaks down beyond that event horizon. Do any physicists know whether fancy astronomy has answered this question, or are we still operating essentially on conjecture?

    And to preempt any possible troll mods, I'm not offering this as a hinting doomsday problem with the LHC, I'm simply legitimately curious.

    Any thoughts?

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  148. For the record: if the shit hits the fan... by nilbog · · Score: 1

    This is what COULD happen:

    There is a 10^-40 chance that the collider produces a black hole that will destroy the earth. Just to show you what that looks like - it's a 1 in 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 chance. I'm not sure how small the chance has to be before you should be allowed to risk the future of the human race, but the odds are pretty good that we'll be safe. You're more likely to be killed by terrorists in a foreign country, struck by lightening twice at the same place, and then killed (yea, again) again by a rare disease that causes your organs to turn to bone than to create a earth-destroying black hole.

    But, for the record - if it DID create a black hole that ate the earth:

    It's incredible density causes it to fall through the ground like a bowling ball falling from the sky. It falls all the way to the center of the earth, consuming everything in its path, and continues moving until it reaches the other side. It will then change directions and do it all over again going the other way.

    This will continue until it has consumed so much of the earth's mass into a very small point that it gets too heavy and sits right in the middle of the earth, eventually sucking everything else into its core. Life as we know it will be reduced into something slightly bigger than a single mathematical point. If you thought getting all those clowns in such a small car was impressive, wait until you see this! (Note, you probably won't see it since the light around you will be being sucked into the black hole. Also, your eyes will be being sucked into the black hole along with the rest of you).

    So if it DOES happen - you better be comfortable with being VERY close with those around you.

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    1. Re:For the record: if the shit hits the fan... by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      So if it DOES happen - you better be comfortable with being VERY close with those around you.

      And when it's done, will everybody you've ever loved and hated stand around clapping and saying 'congradulations,' or will you try to strangle somebody?

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    2. Re:For the record: if the shit hits the fan... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Of course my guess is that it will start out so small and pick up so few particles at first that we'll have a good few thousand years before getting into the actual "we're screwed" territory...

      Hopefully by then we will have found someplace else much nicer to wreck.

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  149. Maybe we have seen them by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 1

    What does a strangelet look like from far away? Perhaps it looks very much like a quasar. And since there's no really good explanation for quasars, a runaway strangelet reaction is as good as any is it not?
    1. Re:Maybe we have seen them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The going explanation of quasars is that they're related to the supermassive black holes at galactic centers. That explanation is at least slightly more falsifiable than strangelets.

  150. Hmm by KKlaus · · Score: 1

    Not bad, but are we really sure we've gotten to the very bottom when it comes to elementary particles? I mean, it's not like we haven't been wrong before when we've declared hitting the basement.

    And also, how can the mass of an elementary particle change? The whole point of elementary particles is that they are homogeneous. So are you saying that the particles will accelerate? Because there's no other way for an elementary particle to absorb the mass. We don't have "plump" quarks or neutrons or something.

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    1. Re:Hmm by deadweight · · Score: 1

      They're no plump, they're BIG BONED!

  151. silly by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    Now this nuclear safety officer is just being silly. If high energy particles could really create black holes which would swallow up the Earth, wouldn't it have happened already? We are constantly being bombarded by high energy particles. The fact that we are still here makes it hard to believe any little experiments we do here will destroy the Earth or more.

  152. No jurisdiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No one seems to have noticed yet that a US district court has zero jurisdiction over a facility that's located in France and Switzerland ?.

    Worst case they can tell the US that they can't participate - Whooo!!!! - most of the US's contribution will have been spent already and there'll be all this spare time now for the rest of the world ...

    I fail to see how CERN cares :)

  153. Of course they would blow us up. by MichailS · · Score: 1

    Scientists are adventurous. If you gave them a phenomenon that actually had a real chance of disintegrating the planet, someone would eventually do it. Because there was a good chance it would not, and they wanted to investigate the phenomenon.

    A bit like people eating fugu. A little nibble. A little nibble further. I can't feel my lips anymore, but I want to nibble a little closer anyway.

  154. Creationism has your answer by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Funny

    God created all life, ET's included, 6,000 years ago. The light just hasn't had enough time to reach us from the nearest neighbor. Give it another few hundred years.

    (for the humor impaired, I am joking)

  155. You're wrong by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

    My point is, there's no way a micro black hole would accumulate mass, even withoiut hawking's radiation, because it's event horizon would be smaller in size than it's component particles anyway, and therefore the strong nuclear force would win every time.

  156. This is why SETI failed. by The+Famous+Druid · · Score: 1
    Civilizations advance until they can build a Large Hadron Collider...


    ...and we never hear from them after that.

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  157. .. BUT unless we're completely wrong about them .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that has never happened before ! Science never made a faulty prediction

  158. And supernove... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Heh
    I remember Arthur C Clarke suggesting that some supernove could be industrial acidents.

    Very intregueing :-)

  159. That small target. by reiisi · · Score: 1

    Kind of what I'm thinking. Even if Hawking radiation doesn't, even a single U238 atom is a really small target. I mean, part of the reason for the size of the high-energy research tools is due to the trouble we have hitting such small targets. How much mass is a black hole with an event horizon even as large as a single proton going to have, and how often is such a black hole, drifting loose, going to bring it's event horizon into contact with particles it can "swallow"?

    I suppose I could search the web for it, but if the event horizon is smaller than a proton, what happens when a proton comes in contact with it? Does it absorb some of the proton's strings, and let the rest loose?

    Guess I should go look something up, here.

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  160. Ice Nine, anybody? by jan_koch · · Score: 1

    "If I were a younger man, I would write a history of human stupidity; and I would climb to the top of Mount McCabe and lie down on my back with my history for a pillow; and I would take from the ground some of the blue-white poison that makes statues of men; and I would make a statue of myself, lying on my back, grinning horribly, and thumbing my nose at You Know Who." --Bokonon

  161. Prepare for by Satertek · · Score: 1

    Unforeseen Consequences

  162. not the only danger by souter · · Score: 1

    but time travel too: http://www.newscientist.com/channel/fundamentals/mg19726421.700-2008-does-time-travel-start-here.html
    So we may survive the singularity only to be enslaved by giant intelligent wasps from the future. Nice.

  163. Inflaton? by Msdose · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that the experiment to discover the Higg's boson will create the Higg's field which produced the present universe. It inflated it to its present size at an almost infinite rate from its original size after the big bang. This will blast the present universe into identical elementary particles. Then the new universe will proceed according to the laws of nature until we do this again 13.5 billion years from now.

  164. Houston? Do you have a problem? by FlameWise · · Score: 1

    You mean like:

    "Erm, do we still have radio contact with home? I think I saw Earth just flick out."

    "No. Funny, I can see stars behind where it used to be. This can't be good."

    "Wait, we're still orbitting *SOMETHING*."

    Actually, I think there may be enough collateral radiation from transforming this much mass into a black hole to make life quite uncomfortable in most of this solar system.

  165. Location, location, location....... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    This is PRECISELY the kind of shit that should be a part of the "Moonbase" we should be building.

    I'd prefer to watch the Langoliers from a distance. Sheesh. Could you imagine the show? Better then any ole' Lunar Eclipse, hands down.

  166. Think net expected benefit, not just probability by Rogs · · Score: 1
    So these may be crackpot theories. Let's put emotions aside and try to describe these risks in scientific terms. What is the chance of a supernova-sized Pac Man materializing in space tomorrow and swallowing the planets of the solar system in quick linear succession? Small, too small for the word "small" to be appropriate. But what if there's a God with an overly nerdy sense of humor? For all we know, the chance isn't quite 0. It's perhaps 1e-10000000, or 1-e1-e30. Hard to quantify for sure, but I'm pretty sure that as far as risk evaluation goes, I can put a lower bound on it that's greater than 0.

    Clearly the same can be said about these theories. While the risks involved are greater than that of the Pac Man theory, they are probably smaller than, say, the risk that any of the scientists involved will die in a car accident tomorrow, and possibly smaller than the risk that they will ALL die in simultaneous, unrelated car accidents on the same minute of the same hour tomorrow. But even if they all did, in what is undoubtedly another statistical near-impossibility, in the end we would have lost a bunch of scientists, not the entire human race and the planet to boot.

    This is why the expected value of the loss, not the probability alone, should be the relevant measure here. The expected loss is the probability of the loss times the value of the loss. There are very few ways we can endanger the entire planet in a catastrophically irreversible way. If this astoundingly improbable event should come to be, we'd lose the human race, the animal kingdom, and the Earth. While the value of all that is almost too large to ponder, it exists and it is finite.

    The point here is that it's too easy to throw one's arms in the air and dismiss this risk assessment because the probability of the loss is inconceivably small and the value of the loss is inconceivably high. Very very small numbers multiplied by very very large numbers can yield very accessible and understandable numbers. As far as I know, the expected loss could be 1 cent, or $1 million trillion dollars. After reading TFA and a couple of related sites, I can plug some wild numerical guesses for these two factors and get either result.

    Which is why we also need to look at the benefit half of the equation:

    (net expected value of the LHC) = (probability of scientific discoveries) x (value of discoveries) - (probability of black hole swallowing earth) x (value of the earth)

    The left side is easier to quantify, but not by much. I'm pretty sure that even the most optimistic scientist, the one most willing to bet the farm on this will come up with a number smaller than $1 million trillion dollars, so a risk evaluation is order. IMHO, it would be reasonable to spend as much as 10% or more of the total budget of the LHC in coming up with the most accurate possible risk assessment. Now intuitively, I'm sure the actual risk assessment budget was much smaller than that - orders of magnitude smaller.

    Which brings me to the truly scary side of all this: the inevitable difference between the social expected value of the scientific discoveries ("social" meaning to the entire human race, which is betting the farm on all this no matter what the probabilities are) and their private value to the scientists involved, the scientific community at large, and the particular politicians and bureaucrats associated with the project. These are classic externalities in economics: the managers at the upstream factory that's polluting the river have to drink the polluted water as well, but the private benefit they derive from polluting outweighs their share of the social cost, so the decision to pollute brings a net private benefit to them. Now I don't mean to offend the scientific community with that example: scientists aren't evil and certainly aren't on the same moral ground as polluters. But they're certainly more gung-ho about scientific experiments and their benefits than laymans are, or in other words are generally predisposed to overvalue the

  167. eventually? by reiisi · · Score: 1

    I just went over to wikipedia and looked around for formulae and masses and radii.

    2Gm/C^2 or something like that.

    (HEY! plug "proton mass" into google and see what comes out!)

    Exercised my rusty mental processes and, if we can trust wikipedia and my math:

    The limit horizon of a U238 atom is 5.86875420167021e-46 m.

    This compares to its radius of 15 femtometers, or 1.5e-14 m.

    This also compares to the radius of a proton, about 1.6e-15 m, and the radius of an electron, roughly 2.8e-15 m.

    which makes me wonder what happens when a black hole the mass of a U238 atom comes in contact with an atomic particle. What are the odds against it actually coming close enough to any of the quarks to eat one, and can it eat one? Would it eat, maybe, one of the component strings, and let the rest of the strings loose?

    How much mass do they assume these micro-black holes are going to develop?

    Hmm. Could dark matter be clouds of free micro black holes?

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  168. still by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

    I do wonder if some people have done the exercise of trying to think of a way to use the LHC to destroy the world.

    That's kinda how we do security testing in IT, after all.

    And a fun exercise, to boot!

  169. Re:Don't laugh.. It could happen! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

    That was a joke. HA-HA! Fat Chance.

    ...now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my job at the Aperture Science Enrichment Center.

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  170. No e? by waztub · · Score: 1

    Oh no! How would we solve all those logarithmic equations then?!

  171. just wondering, maybe you can help ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my question is about blackholes:
    do black holes orbit?
    exmaple, we have two stars, that orbit each other, a so-called binary
    star system.
    both stars orbit and aren't at a fixed position.
    now one start turns into a black-hole ("gedanken experiment").
    does the star that turned into a blackhole, still orbit the other star, or does it stop moving
    in relation to the other star?

    a blackhole "eats everything". nothing comes out of it. so even space-time just drops into the
    blackhole. how can a blackole then "know" about the shape of space-time "outside itself", e.g.
    how can it interact with a warped space-time (gravity-pull from nearby star)?

    so if a black-hole is it's own absolute fixed point, wouldn't even a mini blackhole stay absolutly
    at the point it was created?

    this would mean, that at the point of creation in the LHC, the blackhole would just "stay there",
    while the collision chamber would pass by at ... 1'000 km/h .. which is the speed at which
    a given point on the surface of the earth travels?

    newton laws says, that any mass is at rest, or continues in a straight line, if no outside force
    acts upon it ... but what is with blackholes? wouldn't "freshly" created black-holes, just
    "stay-put" absolutly at place of birth, while the rest of the univers, or for that matter our
    milky way galaxy just, zip past it?

    second question (what if): maybe, the creation of some "exotic matter" in the LHC, will be
    on a doomsday scale, but not in a negative manner? maybe thru the creation of such dense
    energy amount, humanity will create a "nortpole", but in time-space that might endure forever.
    so to speak a "graffiti" in space-time. nothing more. maybe usefull for navigation of communication or time-keeping?
    this would then be a "creation-device", not a "destruction-device", like the world "doomsday" implies?

    thanks! = ]

  172. event horizons by reiisi · · Score: 1

    I just calculated the event horizon for a micro black hole the mass of a U238 atom. (Got the formulae and stuff from wikipedia.)

    If I got the math right, it's 5.87e-46 m.

    A neutron is around 1.6e-15 m.

    What are the odds of such a small hole actually coming into contact with anything? Even if it does, how does it "swallow" anything? At best, it might make a quark evaporate into its component strings, minus a string, maybe, every now and then.

    Even a black hole of a full gram is going to have an event horizon around 1.49e-24 m, which is still a billionth of the size of a neutron.

    If jupiter suddenly turned into a black hole, it would be about 3 km in diameter (if I calculated correctly). That's an awfully small thing to try to hit the sun with, and it has orbital velocity and all. The only effect on its moons would be that the explosions of the gasses that weren't pulled under the event horizon would likely push them away from Jupiter. If the moons's orbits turned elliptical enough to bring them under the event horizon, yeah, they would fall in. And the gasses released in the explosions would alter the orbit of Jupiter. But would it hit any other planets? Would it hit the sun? Massive, yes, but volume-wise, smaller than the moons of Mars. Well, yeah, if it got close to the earth, even as close as the moon, it could cause earthquakes and such. Just like a micro-black hole might hit another electron and cause it to evaporate into quarks and strings.

    But in order for the Jupiter black hole to absorb the sun, it has to hit the sun, and that's fairly long odds. If it does, in a million years or so, eat the sun, the sun is still just a small star, and the resulting black hole about the radius of the earth. Back off to the scope of the solar system, and that's just one sun dying a rather unusual death. Maybe it accelerates in a different direction than it should have because of some jet stream produced by the collapse. But the overall effect on the galaxy is not significantly different than the sun dying as a brown dwarf in a few billion years. Shoot, if Jupiter suddenly turned into a black hole today, the odds of it coming close enough to cause earthquakes and such are still not such that we would be worried for several centuries.

    Anyway, to put this into perspective, a few really tiny black holes running loose around the earth is like a few suns the size of jupiter running around loose in the galaxy. And we, compared to the micro-black holes, are bigger than the largest structures observed in the known universe. Or, let's say, what if there were millions of earth-sized black holes loose in the galaxy already? Would we even notice on our scale, much less would it make any difference in the large scope of the cluster of galaxies our galaxy is part of?

    I mean, for all we could care, an electron might suddenly turn into a micro black hole, and it still has to get out of orbit and way down to the surface of the nucleus to do any damage, and when it gets there it's way, way, way, less than a billionth the size of the neutron. Quite likely, even moving slow, it would drift right through the neutron without touching any of the component quarks in any way. I'm not talking about even roulette table odds, and not even lottery odds. And it has to eat how many of those quarks before it amasses even a gram?

    I'm ranting. I need to put the kids to bed.

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  173. Jurisdiction by pmontra · · Score: 1

    This is far from being the most interesting part of this matter, but the LHC is in Europe and the lawsuit has been filed in Hawaii's U.S. District Court. What could that court do to stop the LHC from being switch on?

    1. Re:Jurisdiction by VorpalRodent · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, I was interested in the fact that this is a lawsuit. They aren't being charged with neglect, they're being sued.
      Regardless of the merits of the case, apparently the potential for the destruction of life and the earth as we know it...is a civil matter, not a criminal one.

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  174. This concern isn't new by jbatista · · Score: 1

    This kind of concern isn't something new. When the first tests of the Hydrogen bomb were conducted (early 1950's) there were some worried scientists (can't remember who) thinking that detonating an hydrogen bomb in Earth's atmosphere **could** initiate a chain reaction involving atmospheric nitrogen that would propagate through the entire world...

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  175. The infamous Farnsworth Parabox by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Farnsworth_Parabox

    Farnsworth: Yes, it's the apocalypse alright. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.

  176. Movie Imminent by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 1

    The Best Disaster movies usually do start with some sort of fear in the public consiousness. What will the title be, I wonder? How about, "The Hadron door to Hell!"?. Yes, that would be good.

    Blondes have more fun. But Brunettes remember it the next day.

  177. complaint by jamphat · · Score: 1

    this article would actually be interesting if it had the actual complaint...

  178. Competant court by sjames · · Score: 1

    This sort of case would be truly groundbreaking if it was actually given due process. Unlike the vast majority of cases, a judge and jury would need YEARS of education to even understand the questions before the court. The alternative would be a bunch of jurors expecting Geordi LaForge to be called to the stand (and not understanding why he would not be the best choice even if he existed as a real person). Simply bringing in expert witnesses wouldn't help much. Most of what they might say might as well be in a foreign language. It would come down to a personality contest rather than judgeing based on the science.

    That is, The guy that said 'blah blah blah, it's all OK" seemed friendlier than the guy that said "blah blah blah, we're all gonna die".

    By far the most likely outcome is that the judge will shoot it down because he can't imagine how to move forward with it without some very uncomfortable questions coming up.

  179. Science fiction by Undead+NDR · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    That's pure science fiction, said Michio Kaku

    OK, now I'm worried...

  180. My 2 cents by antikaos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about the suns cosmic rays impacting the atmosphere are happening in a much less matter dense environment than that of the surface of the earth? Could it be that a micro black hole is much less likely to evaporate in the presence more more matter?

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  181. Astronaut gets job as a nuclear safety officer ... by pbhj · · Score: 2, Funny

    But those ISS dudes are going to be pissed that, whilst they were once astronauts, the closest they can get to being CERN scientists is being Nuclear Safety Officers ... damn!

  182. This has happened before... by khelms · · Score: 1

    God had to restore the universe from a backup and then tweak the laws of physics to prevent a repeat. I understand he was pissed.

  183. It's already happened by deanoaz · · Score: 1

    In this very good book, 'Einsteins Bridge' it is explained that the worst has already happened, we just don't know about it.

    http://www.amazon.com/Einsteins-Bridge-John-Cramer/dp/0380788314

    Part of what we don't know is that our universe was rebooted to a point 17 years in the past the last time we messed around with these things and even worse outcomes could happen if we do it again.

    Yeah, it's Sci-Fi, but I believe every word of it.

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  184. Re:WTF - Impending Movie by Iridium_Hack · · Score: 1

    Sounds great! You should be able to have a script ready within a few days. And since a seed of fear has now been inserted into the collective mindset of the general populace, the likely upsurge in popularity for the movie is almost guaranteed. I suggest a title like, "The Hadron Highway to Hell!". Pretty Catchy, huh?

    Of course you will give me a percentage cut for the idea, right? Like I wuddn't want to have to sue you for my intellectual property, ya know.

  185. Trinity Test by argent · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the bets the folks at the Manhattan Project made about the results of the Trinity test.

  186. THE OUTER LIMITS ("The Final Exam" episode !) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should see the television series "THE OUTER LIMITS" & the episode "The Final Exam"...

    I state this, because that episode's premise IS nearly exactly what you are stating!

    (I just HOPE that it is NOT correct as to WHY WE FEEL "ALONE" (or, that we seem to be, as far as "intelligent life" etc. et al))

    I.E.-> Nobody makes it very far once 'cold fusion' is discovered, per the Sci-Fi series episode of the return of the 1960's series "The OUTER LIMITS" (albeit in the mid-to-late 1990's). Your premise is much the same here imo...

    APK

  187. Pointless by ksd1337 · · Score: 1

    If black holes produced by LHC expanded to the size that they could actually swallow Earth, wouldn't it be pointless to sue?

  188. Global warming -- solved! by Randym · · Score: 1
    But Wagner and Sancho's court papers raise theoretical scenarios in which the LHC could create particles that gobble up the Earth, such as "killer strangelets". Strangelets are hypothetical blobs of matter containing "strange" quarks, as well as the usual "up" and "down" types that make up ordinary matter. If a strangelet were stable and negatively charged, it might begin eating the nuclei of ordinary matter, converting them into strange matter. Eventually the menacing chain reaction could assimilate our entire planet and everyone on it.

    Hooray for the followers of scientism -- they will always come up with a way!

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  189. What about Global Warming Effects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The entire project should be put on hold until we have absolute knowledge that this will not adversely affect the global climate. We can not take a chance that these experiments will raise the temperature even more.

  190. That huge Gamma Ray Burst the other day... by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    ... was actually a poor sod of a civilization that turned on its own Large Hadron Collider for the first time.

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  191. indeed by Peter+Harris · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up - no wait! He's already got 5 mod points! If anyone gets 6 or more Slashdot will turn into a Brown Hole and destroy everything!

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  192. NAME THE SCIFI AUTHORS by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Thrice upon a Time by James P. Hogan had the mini black holes, fabulously written

    I'm pulling my hair out on which one slammed transuranics together to make universes.

    Another had a scene where a single massive black whole was created, to protect the facility from an angry mom a General ordered a gasoline spray and ignition, a sort of linear FAE to kill the protestors, blew his brains out after.

    Name more SciFi stories please.

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  193. Risk=Damage*Likeyhood by F34nor · · Score: 1

    Lets say for argument RISK = DAMAGE x LIKELYHOOD. Also let us assume that either of these doomsday scenarios whatever their likeyhood that the result would be very very bad in fact that the DAMAGE = INFINITE. Given infinite damage then even if LIKEYHOOD = VERY SMALL when that small number is multiplied by infinity the risk is infinite. Therefore any activity that might completely destory all known life in the cosmos is IN FACT a unreasonable risk. Where's the debate? It would be hubris to think that the pursuit of knowedge is worth risking not having anyone around to contemplate it.

  194. Wagner does not work for CERN by andersh · · Score: 1

    Just to make the point perfectly clear:

    Wagner ("Homer") does not and has never worked for CERN.

    The nut job lives in Hawaii, and has probably never even been to Europe. Let him tend his botanical garden and let's hope he gets convicted for his identity theft.

  195. Blame who? by andersh · · Score: 1

    Sure, blame the countries involved in the research. But what if it is those American parts used in the project that fail? ;)

    P.S. CERN employs people from every country in the world, however Europeans might be in the majority.

  196. Lack of Jurisdiction by andersh · · Score: 1

    It's a very good question that has been asked and answered over and over again in the news. Obviously no US court has the power to do anything in Europe. It's a waste of time and has no hope.

  197. Thrice Upon a Time by Lawman58 · · Score: 1

    Maybe I missed it here, but I would like to point out that an SF writer got that point exactly in "Thrice Upon a Time" from the mid 1980's. And a few decades earlier, a different famous SF writer, whose name escapes me, had a short story with the same theme. What is interesting is that he placed the story on Mars.