Hey, this is modded funny but actually true. In the good old days of the cholera and plague epidemics, it was noted that beer-drinkers did not fall ill. Monastries doled out beer. People were urged to drink beer instead of water. The poor quality of the drinking water gave rise to a brewing industry. The brewing of beer involves boiling the water first, which kills the germs.
Bob Frankston: Was kept locked in a secret room at Lotus in the mid-to-late 80's when I was working on Lotus Manuscript. I met him twice. I believe his official job title was "I'm Bob Frankston, dammit! I invented the friggin VisiCalc. Have you heard of it? Now get me a sandwich... and some more virgins."
How did you reply?
I can image the conversation:
Bob: Now get me a sandwich... and some more virgins.
You: Are you crazy, get them yourself!
Bob: sudo get me a sandwich and some more virgins.
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So that's why you're sticking with the sword? They have guns now, you know :)
Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Professor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities!
I for one am in it for the beer fountain!
I'm using a speech synthesizer here; isn't that what the article is saying:
Hey, this is modded funny but actually true. In the good old days of the cholera and plague epidemics, it was noted that beer-drinkers did not fall ill. Monastries doled out beer. People were urged to drink beer instead of water. The poor quality of the drinking water gave rise to a brewing industry. The brewing of beer involves boiling the water first, which kills the germs.
/Everybody stand back/
I know regular expressions!
Shouldn't you insert the usb stick in the unladen swallow?
Do I really need to mention more?
His noodly appendage touches us all in ways we cannot even imagine!I guess you'd have to check his hoovercraft to find out!
When will the fluoridation of our water stop. Jack D. Ripper was right! Now even the Air Force starts to mess up.
Ask yourself, have you ever seen a commie Air Force mail admin drink a glass of water?
If thou see a slashdotter court a fair woman, does he make any noise? If so, what color?
Hey, that would make for a GREAT t-shirt!
11 am or 11 pm? I'm confused.
Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stomp out forest fires. ...
Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks.
So just to be sure that I understand, you mean that the taliban and these guys are a bit the same?
How did you reply?
I can image the conversation:
Bob: Now get me a sandwich ... and some more virgins.
You: Are you crazy, get them yourself!
Bob: sudo get me a sandwich and some more virgins.
Nooooooooooobody expects the Comic Book Guy!
Amongst my weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to CowboyNeal, and nice Red Hats!
Utah, no, ...
Lindon, Utah, yes, coincidence? I don't think sco.
Hey, doesn't emacs have a command to do the same?
Oh my $diety, localhost is on the lisE@#@$$*N)
NO CARRIER
What's gwu.edu? George Dubya University?
Only one thing comes to my mind:
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
It's practical!
You can use the laser to keep squirrels of the feeder!
iI woke up in China this morning. The place smells funny.
The group went to a sporting event today, kind of exciting.
Hopefully tomorrow I'll hear some music I like
Goodnight
close
quit
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damn!
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