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  1. Re:Bad Idea, on Most Parents Allow Unsupervised Internet Access To Children At Age 8 · · Score: 1

    My father heavily monitored me 15+, I guess he liked watching porn :)

  2. Dataland or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying... on Dataland: the Emerging Dystopia · · Score: 2

    I, for instance, follow the advice of gman003, me too I am an ordained minister in Norse Paganism (Reformed), a registered card-carrying Communist, a decorated veteran of the Third Punic War, the second in line to the throne of Emperor Norton I, and the true assassin of Archduke Ferdinand. Big data gets pretty useless once it's full of nonsense.

  3. The Goddamn Particle... on Francois Englert and Peter W. Higgs Awarded Nobel Prize For Boson Discovery · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Goddamn Particle can now safely be renamed into The Belgium Particle :)

  4. Re:Countries do this all the time on Swiss War Game Envisages Invasion By Bankrupt French · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh my gawd, I didn't expect that!

  5. Re:My WTF on The Most WTF-y Programming Languages · · Score: 1
    I don't object to people posting cobol to Github. I only object to those who insist on line numbering their cobol source in the first 6 positions. The following is evil:

    000010 identification division.
    000020 program-id. hello.
    000030 environment division.
    000040 data division.
    000050 working-storage section.
    000060 procedure division.
    000070 hello-00.
    000080 display "hello world".
    000090 stop run.

    This isn't:

    identification division.
    program-id. hello.
    environment division.
    data division.
    working-storage section.
    procedure division.
    hello-00.
    display "hello world".
    stop run.

  6. Re:More importantly on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

  7. Fond memories of Threads on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the eighties the BBC had http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threads. It's on youtube, you won't enjoy it.

  8. Re:Salaried? on Final Mars One Numbers Are In, Over 200,000 People Applied · · Score: 1

    They'll get a t-shirt that reads "I put in seven years and all I got was a lousy t-shirt".

  9. Re:More important then the fact they're pointing.. on Mystery Alignment of Planetary Nebulae Discovered · · Score: 1

    Conspiracy theorists beware, even more important is what they're pointing away from!

  10. Re:Brilliant? on Snowden Spoofed Top Officials' Identity To Mine NSA Secrets · · Score: 1

    Someone will make him a sandwich, it's not like he's gonna starve to death.

  11. Re:7 years in a cave! on Calibre Version 1.0 Released After 7 Years of Development · · Score: 1

    He could have come up with a new religion!

  12. Re:Proud? on Don't Fly During Ramadan · · Score: 1

    In the words of gman003, I believe America should be an anarcho-syndicalist commune...!

  13. Re:New rapping fad on How One Programmer Is Coding Faster By Voice Than Keyboard · · Score: 1

    How do you pronounce the whitespace?

  14. Re:New rapping fad on How One Programmer Is Coding Faster By Voice Than Keyboard · · Score: 1

    You: "Biff Niff Bobblewop, Mop Top, Flip Flop Dribble Nibble Bazzle Dazzle Ropple Popple Slip Dip..."

    Boss: "Get to work, no more rapping!"

    You: "I'm not rapping, My code's compiling!"

  15. Re:False documents on Area 51 No Longer (Officially) a Secret · · Score: 1

    Yeah, definitely photoshopped!

  16. Can you get food poisoning from licking an autistic kid?

  17. Re:The Romans found out about lead on NRA Launches Pro-Lead Website · · Score: 5, Funny

    All right, but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, public health, and their findings about lead and its toxic effects, what have the Romans ever done for us?

  18. Re:China on Study Finds 3D Printers Pay For Themselves In Under a Year · · Score: 1

    I don't think so... after a while people with 3D printers will be able to print new 3D printers, and then there will be no need for china anymore.

  19. Re:150 lashes? on Liberal Saudi Web Forum Founder Sentenced To 600 Lashes and 7 Years In Prison · · Score: 1

    On /.? Facepalm!

  20. Re:Sam Kinison said it kinda first; but here's min on Norwegian Town Using Sun-Tracking Mirrors To Light Up Dark Winter Days · · Score: 0

    You're from Yorkshire?

  21. Re:Didn't Canonical try/do this with Ubuntu? on The Black Underbelly of Windows 8.1 'Blue' · · Score: 1

    Remeber http://xkcd.com/196/, that 'without much effort' can bite!

  22. Re:Mountains Of Madness on Lake Vostok Found Teeming With Life · · Score: 1
  23. Fluoridated water is just a commie plot.


    I'm more amazed myself by the fact that no one has yet referred to this job as a debugging job! This is debugging at its finest, gentlemen!

  24. Re:How to read code on Ask Slashdot: How To Start Reading Other's Code? · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, what do you mean by guru meditation? Back in my younger days it meant a crash! See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guru_Meditation for more information. Are you implying hacking at the software or do you mean contemplating about the software?

  25. Re:Thank dog timothy told us the most important pa on Archaeologists Discover Lost City In Cambodian Jungle · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, the archaeologists fighting sharks in their arms trying to target the frikking' lasers!