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  1. so wtf *is* wix? on Microsoft WiX Code Released to SourceForge.Net · · Score: 1

    an XML parser/compiler for building installer binaries? Oh yeah, I can use that for.. uh.. something...

  2. Quick!! on Inventor of Low Tech Fridge Wins Award · · Score: 1

    Someone give me a patent for wet sand!

  3. ha? outside? on Why Do Other Geeks Leave the House? · · Score: 1

    what's this "outside" shit, overclocking or something?

  4. It's the RIAA on Loud Metallic Noise Heard at ISS · · Score: 1

    Apparently the cosmonauts were downloading some Metallica tunes and the RIAA came knocking at the door with a summons.

  5. Re:Are they kidding? on Microsoft Preps 'Janus' Music Copy-Prevention Scheme · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Think about what is going on here in order to hack it. You would have to reverse engineer the software, bypass the authentication/security mechanism, then connect to a server with your IP address to pilfer music. All the while, M$CO and the RIAA are sitting back with a piracay and DMCA greivance. This would be about as bright robbing a bank naked, in broad daylight, and using your own car as the getaway vehicle.

  6. Fascinated by the irony on Tech Companies Ask U.S. to Regulate Cyber Security · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it fascinating that some of the parties involved are standing-on-soap-box-high beating a cyber-security-drum when they themselves have a myriad of security issues to take care of in their own backyard. Seems to me if they can't handle the responsibility, or action required, to make or maintain a resonably secure software product, they have no credibility in a matter such as this.

  7. misappropriated windows code in Solaris on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 1

    I can see the headlines now...

  8. Re:In that case... on Music Industry Loses In Canadian Downloading Case · · Score: 2, Insightful


    >If law enforcement comes knocking and tells me
    >that one of my clients threatened to kill the
    >President or blow up the school then that's
    >quite another story (somebody's life might be
    >in danger).

    How can you say that, dude? The lives of Hilary Rosen and Jack Valenti are most certainly in danger if someone is pirating songs or movies. Hilary might not get that Caviar Flambe' Cheese Souffle for breakfast and starve to death, and Jack might get killed in an auto accident because he couldn't afford the air bag upgrade for his H2 and drove the Testarosa that day instead - and all because you couldn't find the time to "dig through" your damn log files. ...Sheesh.

  9. long live the air guitar!!! on Homebrew Musical Instruments? · · Score: 1

    Always in tune and you can take it anywhere. I have a mid 80's model, so there aren't any Firewire ports, but newer models probably have them. Never a wrong note!

  10. source build for customizing on Build From Source vs. Packages? · · Score: 1

    Only reason I can think to build from source is for customizing the application. It is nice to be able to strip unwanted commands from an ftp service, or patch a bugfix quickly. Dependancies can be a pain, but usually only if you aren't doing it right. rpmdrake and gnorpm are maturing well making rpm installs less furcated.

  11. the prophet belches forth visual design on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 1

    from the same lips that said: "No one will ever need more than 64k of ram" now then...where is my crack pipe...

  12. profiled "interests" on Google Offers Personalized Search · · Score: 1

    where the hell is the pr0n checkbox?

  13. Re:QT? What about licensing? on Novell Desktop To Standardize On Qt [updated] · · Score: 1

    It's confusing to people because their are essentially two versions of QT. QT free and non-free QT. ergo: "The Free Edition licenses do not allow the development or distribution of commercial software." http://www.trolltech.com/products/qt/freelicense.h tml

  14. Makes me curious... on UFO Streaks Through Martian sky · · Score: 4, Funny

    to what is is happening when Opportunitites' back is turned, looking at the ground.

  15. no big surprise on U.S. Home Internet Access up to 75% · · Score: 3, Funny

    ever been to shoes.com?

  16. fuck that on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 1

    If you kill all the geeks, who is going to tell you your printer is simply out of ink, or the batteries are dead in your mouse?

    Besides, why draft productive members of society? Go get a couple c130s and fill em up with supermax inmates. at 35000 feet, everyone gets a weapon, a chute, and flying leap out the back end into the sand.

  17. Re:It ain't necessarily so on Microsoft Rereleases Patch to Fix Problems · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has been patching patches, to patch patches with patches, for the past 10 years with limited success. It's gotten out of control and now they call the really big patches "Upgrades".

    This article seems more a testament to the futility of patching windows, not a dig at making mistakes.

    - Oxymoron: Microsoft Works

  18. C.A. needs to take action then on Computer Associates Pays Off SCO · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Then C.A. needs some killer PR that is going to dis-associate themselves with SCO. Right now, they are appearing to support the SCO Extortion Ring (tm), and the Microsoft Racketeering Foundation (tm) and it is going to be curtains for them if they don't take some action to suggest otherwise. Simply saying "uh.. we don't agree.. with..uh..SCO.. and umm... they, you know, really suck for what they are doing." As far as I'm concerned, C.A. is lathering itself up in SCO fecal matter, and trying to tell the world they don't smell like shit.

  19. How do you translate... on Navy Unveils Polyglot Chat For Iraq · · Score: 0

    "Uh-oh, shit - lookout!"

  20. DOS setup screen? on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: 1

    > No more will we see the plain DOS like setup screen How many more revisions of Windows are going to claim to be the death of DOS? I don't think the market MS is pimping to even knows what the hell a DOS is anymore... hmmm.. then again, if they use Outlook, they may be quite familiar with Denial Of Service.

  21. Re:closed source != bad always on ATI Releases Drivers for XFree 4.3.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > It is naive to think that you could even
    > understand, let alone improve,

    I get to stare at "professional" code every day. It is nothing like what was in the textbooks. There is acres of room for improvement. silly little things like something called a buffer overflow are present in many of the implementations. I cannont believe my eyes somedays, and it's a wonder that the product that this certain company puts out, functions at all. It is under the cover of closed-source that these things are allowed to persist, and will probably never change. The company just keeps issuing patches and revisions and fixes what is terminally broken. Futhermore, the only reason these "bugs" exist is simply do to human laziness; something that could be overcome by another simple human, with the right principles, without an "intimate knowlege" of the hardware.

  22. *whew* on Windows XP SP2 Could Break Some Applications · · Score: 1

    That's a relief. For a minute there, I thought that read "Windows XP could break some applications". Good thing *that* isn't what it said.

  23. Lies dammit, all lies on The Universal Card · · Score: 1

    You know, all this sounds wonderful, but I do not believe they will be able to implement a system this complex and maintain reliability. For chrissakes, the majority of the world is still being crippled by a simple little fucking email attatchment.

  24. Unfortunately... on Microsoft Gadget Keeps Record of Your Life · · Score: 1

    The camera is susceptible to a variant of the MSBlaster.A virus. Once infected, the camera emails the virus to everyone in your address book, and attempts to connection to SCO.com to purchase linux lincense. After succesfully installing a back door in your ass, the shutter speed of the camera is increased to 10 times it's normal speed. The resulting weight of all the pictures causes a downward motion of the wearers neck, and an upward motion of their ass, wich suspiciously ends up pointing in the direction of either Redmond Washington, or Lindon Utah, depending on what direction SCOX stock is headed.

  25. So, In other words on Spyware on One in Twenty Computers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only 1 out of 20 computers at the University of Washington is running Windows?? Good for them!