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  1. Re:Its a sad day on India's Secret Army Of Online Ad 'Clickers' · · Score: 4, Funny

    > When even punching the monkey gets outsourced.

    It aint sad yet - wait till they outsource spanking it too.

  2. More outsourcing on US Losing its Scientific Dominance · · Score: 1

    U.S. Scientific Domininace has been outsourced to China/India/Pakistan/Korean Hooker. Please visit http://www.outsourcing.com/ for more details.

  3. What did the carrot say to the cucumber? on Smart Breeding to Beat Biotechnology? · · Score: 0

    My mothers brother's uncle is me.

  4. which jail do I go to? on U.S. Considering Ratifying Cybercrime Treaty · · Score: 1

    so what laws have I broken if I'm selling American lesbian pr0n, through a gateway in Germany, using a proxy in Rome, to a buyer in Mexico, driving a Japanese car, with Chinese tires?

  5. wine problem on "Missing Link" In Windows Emulation Unveiled? · · Score: 1

    if ( ostype != "win" ) { LoadForever++; CallRandomException(); LockMouse(); exit; }

  6. Re:People don't like every song they have... on iPod Mini Hits The 'Sweet Spot'? · · Score: 1

    >but How many tracks do you actually
    > listen to?

    1407 on my nomad jukebox. Every week at work I sit at the comp and it just plays, and plays, and plays. the 5 gig drive is not big enough.

  7. the fly and fry on Factory Testing of Airborne Laser Cannon Completed · · Score: 1

    after taking out the missle, they should train it to vaporize the bastard that shot it. Wouldn't that be fun.

  8. I want to weld a tow hook on it on Koolio, the Beer Delivery Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    So it can drag me off the floor when I pass out.

  9. Re:Well... on IT Workers Not Eligible for Overtime in New Rules · · Score: 1

    > natural talent, and there's a lot of ego involved. > There are lots of really gifted individuals who > would rightfully object to being grouped in with > people who took a six month course at the local > community college. And there's a lot of people out there that object to working with an egomaniac suffering from terminal omnipotence manifested through a false sense of self-importance, but we work with them anyways.

  10. simple solution on Technology Makes New Cars Too Expensive to Fix · · Score: 1

    Take your car to India and have it serviced there. I hear they work cheap.

  11. well, naturally on The Joy of Random Shuffle · · Score: 1

    I'd be brain damaged. Wouldn't you think belonging to a demographic that needs a PDA to get me home when I'm drunk would suggest short attention span/brain damage?

  12. titilating on BayStar Cashes Out of SCO Stock · · Score: 1

    absolutely titilating.

  13. maybe the code is borked on VIA Pulls PadLockSL · · Score: 1

    and they took the junk down hoping no one would try and develop anything with it. Be careful what you pull out of the garbage... reminds me of some tomatoes once that... nevermind

  14. Re:Just to be clear.. on Japanese Inventor's Motor Uses 80% Less Power · · Score: 1

    >> japan.com surrendered to the /. nuke.

    would that be a slashasagi, or a slashoshima?

  15. packet sniffing? on Ethereal Packet Sniffing · · Score: 1

    "I look at packets for a living. I generate them, I capture them and dissect them, and I try and make sense of them as quickly as possible. Sniffers and protocol analyzers are part of my bread and butter"

    Aha! a real live Tea farmer!

  16. Carbon Tetrachloride worked well too on Sapphire: A Liquid That Won't Get Things Wet · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Until people started dieing off from being exposed to it. I think R-22 refrigerant has the same wonderful properties.

  17. v-chip on Implant a Chip in Your Head · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know a dude named Cartman that they already did this to. it is completely safe, just don't cuss at fluffy kitty.

  18. hack it and plug in my laptop on Clear Channel Plans To Roll Out Digital Billboards · · Score: 1

    can you imagine how cool ut2004 would be on a 20 foot friggin screen!!

  19. Where will the middle class to go? on What Should a Documentary Filmmaker Ask About Offshoring? · · Score: 1

    Outsourcing is killing this demographic. These are the people's jobs you are putting in a different country by outsourcing. These are the people that are manufacturing the steel for your SUV, growing the grain for your morning muffin, and making the parts for your Trek mountain bike you rode last Sunday. These industries are leaving the U.S.A. and not coming back. They are taking with them the manufacturing, marketing, IT, middle management, and other symbiotic positions that rely on each other in order to exist. Sure these people can look at the "Corporate Dxodus" as an opportunity, but for what? THERE IS NOTHING LEFT to get hired for unless you are going to be an attorney, a politician, or get in on the Board of Directors.

  20. that being said... on A Need for Greater Cybersecurity · · Score: 1

    It is reccomended that everyone reading this update to the latest version of their anti-virus software, and keep their operating system up to date by downloading and installing the latest patches from windowsupdate.com.

  21. The Fires of Canneto di Caronia (another link) on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 1

    Apparently, furniture is combusting too! http://www.ebicom.net/~rsf1/canneto.htm

  22. getting what you pay for on What Network Sniffing Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 1

    > Of course, the more reasonbly priced the better,
    > but I know you usually get what you pay for."

    No, you don't. If that were the case, we wouldn't need RMA, and returning software that doesn't do what it's supposed to would be easier. Go download ethereal, and then visit here to make a contribution if you want to get rid of some ching. http://www.fsf.org/

  23. satan took over my keyboard on Technology Spontaneously Combusts In Sicily · · Score: 2, Funny

    > "I've seen things like this before," he told the
    >daily Il Messaggero. "Demons occupy a house and
    >appear in electrical goods."
    I have seen this too. It is usually manifested in the form of a great deal of pr0n downloaded onto my harddisk. I have no idea how it gets there.

  24. lindows name on Lindows Agreeing to Change Name · · Score: 1

    how about "Pane in Bills Ass"

  25. Are they talking about chimps here? on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 1

    >This can be done by baring their teeth and by using
    > submissive body language such as lowering their
    > heads and crouching.

    I've done this exact same thing over a fresh box of sweet rolls on Doughnut Day. I wonder if chimps would do the same...hmmm