USUALLY I give people warnings. However since you were so assinine with the usage of punctuation, you will fail. You couldn't even convey a message. You really are, a loser.
You're asking a question, FP? Have some more confidence in yourself! FP??? huh?? I'M A LOSER?? Fuck yes you're a loser, and you always will be you hesitant shit face!
You are like Jim Morrison without the Morrison, just Jim, some lonely loser who sings about texas radio. You really, really suck.
That is just a sneaky way around a Slashdot problem. Clearly, you were trying to one-up yourself: you thought that the post had been up for too long of a time that it was impossible to get a first post. So you worded it so that when it came up as not a first post, you wouldn't get the FAILURE POLICE on your ass.
However, the FAILURE POLICE are as strong as the Department of Homerand Security. We are so tough, it's unbelievable. We can see right past your sham. You FAILED and that is how the record will show it.
You were, in fact, very close to getting first post. In fact, you succeeded! However, you really failed, because you were going for a not-so-first post when in fact you managed the First-Post!
Normally, YOU DID IT!! would be here to greet you. Unfortunately, all you get now is a cavity search. Good day.
You were observed violating traffic code MX.YOUSUCK.411: False First Posting. Not only will you never lose your virginity, your dick will wrinkle up smaller than its current state. Yes, I know, it sounds impossible... but at least now, you'll be able to wear that wonderful two peice of your moms you've been waiting to try on.
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What kind of fucking idiot are you man? You're under arrest!
USUALLY I give people warnings. However since you were so assinine with the usage of punctuation, you will fail. You couldn't even convey a message. You really are, a loser.
You're asking a question, FP? Have some more confidence in yourself! FP??? huh?? I'M A LOSER?? Fuck yes you're a loser, and you always will be you hesitant shit face!
You are like Jim Morrison without the Morrison, just Jim, some lonely loser who sings about texas radio. You really, really suck.
Really.
You have been observed committing posting violation:
Code 142.16b: Failing to succeed in posting a first post.
This is just a warning.
In the future, perhaps you will not be such a lazy, careless bore, and a failure. You are a failure, and you're probably afraid of women, too.
Maybe if your DNA wasn't coded in such a way that you have no choice but to type with your balls, you would have won.
That is just a sneaky way around a Slashdot problem. Clearly, you were trying to one-up yourself: you thought that the post had been up for too long of a time that it was impossible to get a first post. So you worded it so that when it came up as not a first post, you wouldn't get the FAILURE POLICE on your ass.
However, the FAILURE POLICE are as strong as the Department of Homerand Security. We are so tough, it's unbelievable. We can see right past your sham. You FAILED and that is how the record will show it.
We need scum like you off the streets.
You were, in fact, very close to getting first post. In fact, you succeeded! However, you really failed, because you were going for a not-so-first post when in fact you managed the First-Post!
Normally, YOU DID IT!! would be here to greet you. Unfortunately, all you get now is a cavity search. Good day.
You have been observed committing posting violation:
Code 142.16b: Failing to succeed in posting a first post.
This is just a warning.
In the future, perhaps you will not be such a lazy, careless bore, and a failure. You are a failure, and you're probably afraid of women, too.
You have been observed committing posting violation:
Code 142.16b: Failing to succeed in posting a first post.
This is just a warning.
In the future, perhaps you will not be such a lazy, careless bore, and a failure. You are a failure, and you're probably afraid of women, too.
You were observed violating traffic code MX.YOUSUCK.411: False First Posting. Not only will you never lose your virginity, your dick will wrinkle up smaller than its current state. Yes, I know, it sounds impossible... but at least now, you'll be able to wear that wonderful two peice of your moms you've been waiting to try on.
Proud Member of the YOU FAIL IT!! Fan Club. Please support your local YOU FAIL IT!! committe by aiding in our quest to rid the world with false first posts.