The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
* In the 1st year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm
* In the 2nd year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
* In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
* By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
£0.81p per litre unleaded 95 in UK?!! Lucky bastards!!
In Denmark it is more like £1 per litre and I think Norway is even worse.
So USA can't have any whining rights at $0.50-£0.26 per litre.:)
On August 1, 2005, Blizzard Entertainment announced the closure of Blizzard North, saying that remaining employees were moving to its head offices to resume work on an "unannounced project" which most believe is the third installment in the Diablo series.
From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blizzard_North/
And number 5564 failed to do that...
(Read the web page and you will understand.... and by the way, I found it with pure luck!!... No I did not look at them all to seek out any errors.. really I didn't.)
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One standard to rule them all?
Ah.. yes. The MegaMaid :) http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h265/Lucen/6390630_gal.jpg/
(Think Spaceballs)
That or a pair of boobs :)
We need guide lines!! Like these:
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".
* In the 1st year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm
* In the 2nd year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
* In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.
* By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.
OR... we could pick the most spoken language in the world... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Most_spoken_language
£0.81p per litre unleaded 95 in UK?!! Lucky bastards!! In Denmark it is more like £1 per litre and I think Norway is even worse. So USA can't have any whining rights at $0.50-£0.26 per litre. :)
Whaarrr.. Day of the tentacle strikes again... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_of_the_tentacle/
Whoa.. I have some really weird pictures in my head now o_O
On August 1, 2005, Blizzard Entertainment announced the closure of Blizzard North, saying that remaining employees were moving to its head offices to resume work on an "unannounced project" which most believe is the third installment in the Diablo series. From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blizzard_North/
hm! For my last comment shall make sence: http://www.thesheepmarket.com/ and press the more link in top left corner.
And number 5564 failed to do that... (Read the web page and you will understand.... and by the way, I found it with pure luck!!... No I did not look at them all to seek out any errors.. really I didn't.)
Now 568 results :)