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  1. Available at Office Depot on UK University Creates First Inkjet-Printed Graphene Circuit · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they are using Genuine EPSON Graphene Inks.

  2. Re:So... on Japanese Team Finds New Source of Rare Earth Elements · · Score: 5, Funny

    US has better Chinese food.

  3. Re:Pull off the stickers! on Algorithm Solves Rubik's Cubes of Any Size · · Score: 1

    You really only need to pull off at most 48 of them.

  4. Re:Asperger's, the Get Out of Jail Free card? on UK Hacker Ryan Cleary Has Asperger's Syndrome, Court Told · · Score: 1

    that's nothing. christopher poole would be in prison on over 9000.

  5. too bad on Idle: New Species Named For SpongeBob SquarePants · · Score: 2

    Linnaeus must be spinning in his grave just fast enough to clear the shark.

  6. Re:True, for the most part... on HDMI Brands Don't Matter · · Score: 1

    In the future, I apparently purchase several cables that accelerate the digital signal in the wire past the speed of light.

  7. Re:Not the real name on Disney Seeks Trademark On 'Seal Team 6' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Disney has not done something this unconscionable since they closed the "Gurgi's Treats and Eats" food pavilion in the Magic Kingdom in the 1990s.

    The cauldron grows blacker.

  8. Re:I was confused. on Gaming Is the Most Popular Use For Tablets · · Score: 1

    And aren't analgesic tablets more popular than gaming tablets (e.g. iBuprofen)?

  9. in on Why Mac OS X Is Unsuitable For Web Development · · Score: 1

    In before Persai.

  10. Re:Welcome to 1999 on Groupon Could Challenge Google's Record IPO · · Score: 1

    There were at least two hysterias in 1999.

    1) Companies with no proven revenue stream.

    2) More insidiously, companies that were going to make tons of money from advertising, and sold banner ads at huge CPMs, because there was no accountability for conversion performance.

    This feels a lot like #2, except it's not just bullshit conversion performance (which here could be interpreted as repeat visits), it's also pre-inflation of retail price to give the appearance of "value" where really there is none. Groupon's sales reps themselves advise merchants to "temporarily" double the retail price of their goods so they can offer 50% "discounts".

    In short, bubble.

  11. Not all is lost on Facebook Kills Mark Zuckerberg Action Figure · · Score: 1

    I heard there is going to be an Eduardo Saverin figure, although it's going to be 1% of the size of Mark's.

  12. Re:Thread creep on New Apple MacBook Pro Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Would love a game of Parsec right about now.

  13. '70s song on Bandwidth Being Throttled In Bahrain? · · Score: 1

    Didn't Neil Sedaka prophecize this?

    "Oh, I feel capped here in Bahrain ..."

  14. Re:Freaked out for a second on Eric Schmidt Out, Larry Page In As Google CEO · · Score: 1

    insert joke involving context, bad memory, and Page having lots of cache

  15. Re:What are we supposed to discuss? on Amazon Censorship Expands · · Score: 1

    plutocracy

  16. Re:Hypocrites on Why WikiLeaks Is Unlike the Pentagon Papers · · Score: 1

    I agree!

    And let's unseal all the sealed criminal files, too. I want to know who is making secret plea bargains and settlements and evaluate whether they were appropriate decisions or not by the district attorney. Oh, and I also want to know who is really guilty or not. And don't forget the juvenile ones - we know character doesn't really change just because you hit the age of majority - I demand to know who the rotten kids were, because I just KNOW they are rotten adults, too, and I want to make sure they can't get jobs that I don't feel they deserve.

    And let's unseal all the witness protection program files, too! I want to know who in my neighborhood might be the target of a mafia hit, so I can bully them into moving away.

    What? What do you mean some things should remain secret? I don't get it!

  17. Raised question on The Animal World Has Its Junkies, Too · · Score: 4, Funny

    So do skunks call unpungent marijuana "human"?

  18. Re:Fuck you, you fucking command line Nazis! on 10 Dos and Don'ts To Make Sysadmins' Lives Easier · · Score: 1, Troll

    I think you misunderstood the term "Jew bashing".

  19. Re:Inital comment on Mathematics As the Most Misunderstood Subject · · Score: 2

    5 out of 4 Americans have trouble with fractions.

  20. Mint.com too on McDonald's Hacked and Customer Data Stolen · · Score: 1

    Silverpop provides Mint.com with e-mail services, too.

    Remember this e-mail SNAFU from not too long ago?

    Related?

  21. Re:Incorrect on World's Smallest Battery Created · · Score: 2

    This is all an attempt to capitalize on this week's DVD release of Knight and Day.

  22. Re:The most successful trolls on Angles On Anonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is actually a way to do it. It was the subject of a previous Slashdot article.

  23. Obligatory on USDA Services Moving To the Microsoft Cloud · · Score: 5, Funny

    Farm services server farm?

  24. Re:Now you see why I warned Slashdot about vigilan on Corporations Hiring Hooky Hunters · · Score: 1

    He's insanely normal.

  25. Re:Everyone has skeletons. on Corporations Hiring Hooky Hunters · · Score: 0

    What do/did your parents do for a living?

    How about your grandparents?

    What sort of education did they have?