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  1. Re:Sauce for the gander on PayPal Withdraws WikiLeaks Donation Service · · Score: 1

    Because most people aren't self-aware enough to know when they're championing free speech and transparency in the abstract vs. championing free speech they agree with, and it's safer to campaign from principle than opinion.

    In the Rackspace case, the opinion of the people about burning the Koran trumped any "principled" opinion about free speech, so Rackspace got a pass.

  2. Re:This is scary on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    Yes, I passed the borg exam.

  3. Re:Bullshit on Interpol Issues Wanted Notice For Julian Assange · · Score: 1

    What's the DikiLeaks URL?

  4. Re:Man, you can't see... on Google Earth Adds 3-D Trees · · Score: 1

    Speaking of problems, during the Google interview I think I was asked to design a data structure to represent a binary birch tree. I didn't get the job but I guess this is what the winning candidate built. Nice work!

  5. Re:Word to the wise on What Software Specification Tools Do You Use? · · Score: 1

    Until the driver gets hit by a truck.

  6. Venue on PayPal Demos Auto-Debit Gumball Machine · · Score: 1

    PayPal Innovate conference was in San Jose, not San Diego.

  7. Re:Same here. on Students Banned From Bringing Pencils To School · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's nothing.

    At 8.5 months gestation I took a deep breath and self-delivered.

  8. rimshot on Seagate To Pay Former Worker $1.9M For Phantom Job · · Score: 5, Funny

    So you're saying Seagate's HR department doesn't have good TRIM support?

  9. I win on Sculptor Gives a Hint For CIA's Kryptos · · Score: 1

    William H. Webster owes me $20. I TOLD him it was the lyrics to "Take My Breath Away"!

  10. Re:It's all about customer convenience on Why Tablets Haven't Taken Off In Business · · Score: 1

    The quote in the summary doesn't make sense.

    Previous tablets all had a general purpose OS installed, typically Windows, didn't they?

    Jokes aside, How much more freedom to "figure out how useful tablets can be" can you give than by installing an OS that can run any application you put on it?

    In contrast, the iPad, with the Apple app store lock-in, etc.

    The iPad definitely seems more successful, but not because of fewer usage scenario restrictions ...

    5 years ago I was running anything I wanted on a Toshiba M200 - the more limiting thing might have been the stylus requirement and heft (even without an optical drive). There, Apple's definitely done one better than that old school of tablet.

  11. Re:Four by four? on Problem-Solving Bacteria Crack Sudoku · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More like Pseudoku.

  12. Re:RockMelt only works if you have a Facebook acco on Andreesen Offers New Browser 'Rockmelt' · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mr. Andreesen,

    Let me get this straight.

    To get access to your browser beta, I need to let you:

    • Access my basic information

      Includes name, profile picture, gender, networks, user ID, list of friends, and any other information I've shared with everyone.

    • Send me email

      email me directly at xxx@xxx

    • Post to my Wall

      post status messages, notes, photos, and videos to my Wall

    This is what you've learned in 15 years? What happened to just a "Netscape Now!" button?

  13. Re:Who cares? on US Objects To the Kilogram · · Score: 1

    Are you kidding? After hard drive manufacturers, there is not a group more eager to adopt the kibigram.

  14. Re:Unexpected on Taco Bell Programming · · Score: 1

    I think it's an apt analogy. Nowhere does Ted comment on the quality of the software per se, just its maintainability/robustness, and ability to make money. Generations of (insert your favorite crappy vendor here) software have taught us that the two are not related.

  15. Re:Also in the news on Top Facebook Apps Violate Privacy Terms · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recently purchased an ad on facebook for my company's product.

    I should have known something was awry when the following were offered as substitution variables in the ad copy:

    $FIRST_NAME
    $LAST_NAME
    $WHAT_MOMMY_CALLS_THEM
    $GENDER
    $AGE_RANGE
    $INCOME_LEVEL
    $INCOME_LEVEL_REPORTED_ON_EHARMONY
    $SEX_PARTNERS_IN_PAST_6_MONTHS
    $SEX_PARTNERS_IN_PAST_6_MONTHS_REALLY
    $POLITICAL_PARTY
    $POLITICAL_PARTY_THEY_ACTUALLY_VOTE_FOR
    $SPOUSE_BIRTHDAY
    $MISTRESS_BIRTHDAY
    $FACEBOOK_USER_THEY_STALK_MOST
    $CREDIT_CARD_LAST_4_DIGITS
    $CREDIT_CARD_FIRST_12_DIGITS ...

  16. Re:Too many barriers for mainstream adoption. on Huge Shocker — 3D TVs Not Selling · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards.

    The fricken' lasers need to shoot _out of_ the eyes.

  17. Re:An Analog 'Dead Drop'? on Would-Be Akamai Spy Busted By Feds · · Score: 1, Funny

    An information leak facilitator named Doxer?

    What's next, a sorority president named Cumdumpster?

  18. Re:A nice gesture of openness on Facebook Implements 'Download Your Profile' Option · · Score: 1

    They would only send these e-mails if you, as an authenticated facebook user, clicked the "Download my account" link.

    So an adversary would have to time extremely well the sending of the spam link in order for the user not to be suspicious.

    Even then, if facebook wanted to further deter account download masquerade phishing, they could prompt for some kind of comment at the point of requesting an account download, which they could recapitulate in the e-mail to show the request was legitimate and came from you.

    Dude.

  19. Re:Hmm. on Tapping Solar Wind's Renewable Energy · · Score: 1

    I've heard a lot of pundits claim that this approach would produce an environmental disaster. Is that just a tempest in a teapot?

  20. Re:OMFG APPLE!! YEAH!!! GO FUCKING APPLE!!! YEAH!! on Apple Patents Directional Flash Tech For Cameras · · Score: 1

    Yes, you can have one.

  21. Re:Oblig. on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1

    It's ironic that you describe refraining from profanity as an anachronism, since the lesson to my kids is, "there's a time and a place".

  22. Re:Oblig. on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1

    In cultures where cursing is at worst considered a sign of low class, does society favor the lower classes or those who act like one is a member of them? In social or business structures?

  23. Re:Oblig. on Today's Children Are Officially Potty Mouths · · Score: 1

    Interesting, I assign none of those traits to cursing, do you feel that cursing is a sign of strength? rationality?

  24. Re:stating the obvious... on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, this is why I lock the doors on my automobile but I leave the ignition key on the dashboard, and leave the glove compartment open and unlocked!

    Finally someone who sees things as I do!

    Also, first car analogy.

  25. Re:Passed by as a /High Definition/ format? on Xbox Head Proclaims Blu-ray Dead · · Score: 1

    I feel as you do, but the rate of adoption of lossy audio would seem to disagree with us. And if not MP3s, the proliferation of highly compressed CDs with poor dynamic range would seem to disagree.

    Worse, it's been shown that the eye can only distinguish, say, 1080p from 720p or 480p from within a few feet, unless your TV is large by conventional standards.

    The future unfortunately does not look bright for fidelity.

    The saving grace may be that the masses tend to crave a spectacle more than they crave a symphony.