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  1. Re:Blocked in my hosts file. on Google Mystery Domain Reroutes 3% of Net Surfers · · Score: 1

    I'm with you, brother. That's why I never run optimized executables - no symbol tables?? What are you hiding, son? Unrolled loops?? Kindly step the fuck back, thanks.

  2. Re:I hereby volunteer Bill Gates for this one on TV Show Seeks Terminally Ill Volunteer for Mummification · · Score: 1

    Hey I'll volunte-

    }}}NO CARRIER

  3. ETF? on Google Charges ETF For Nexus One On Top of Carrier's · · Score: 3, Interesting

    More like WTF.

  4. Re:Everyone Does on Do IT Pros Abuse Their Power? · · Score: 1

    Time and time again nature proves that evolution is borne of conflict, not concord.

  5. A(0) && A(n-1) = A(n) on TSA Wants You To Keep Your Seat, and Your Hands In Sight · · Score: 1

    By induction, don't even bother getting up from your seat to go to the airport.

  6. Re:URGNET HELP NEEDED PLS on Man Tries To Use Explosive Device On US Flight · · Score: 1

    P.S. Also please to be sending more matches.

  7. Re:News? on WordPress.com Implements the Twitter API · · Score: 1

    IE adds ActiveX control to post XML. Who cares?

  8. So on Comcast to Buy 51% of NBC, GE Goes After 49% · · Score: 1

    So will the Scranton branch be absorbing Stamford?

    Who will Jan find to run it?

  9. Re:extremes on Cell Phones Don't Increase Chances of Brain Cancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the incubation period of cell phone-induced brain tumors is 20 years, then this study tells us nothing other than we need to check again in 10 years.

    Then again, even studies do show increased tumor rates over a couple decades, the old truism applies -

    If something takes longer than 20-30 years to kill you, humans tend to feel invincible to it unless someone has scared them sufficiently (look at how much of our society eats poorly, smokes, etc.)

  10. Re:Shiny things? on Laser Weapon Shoots Down Airplanes In Test · · Score: 1

    Let's get THIS out of the way.

    The S is for Super and the U is for Unique.

  11. Re:OMG what if my computer doesnt have a white but on The First Windows 7 Zero-Day Exploit · · Score: 1

    Three, if you include keeping the doctor away.

  12. Re:Not the engineers fault on CT Scan "Reset Error" Gives 206 Patients Radiation Overdose · · Score: 1

    Superman, is that you?

  13. Good luck on The First Geek Wedding At a LinuxFest · · Score: 5, Funny

    More than 50% of all branch merges end in conflict.

  14. Re:Well, Look at Their Monthly Revenue on Blizzard Offers Look Inside WoW At GDC · · Score: 5, Funny

    With currency exchange rates fluctuating so frequently, Blizzard has to allow for the possibility that in Russia, World of Warcraft subscribes to you.

  15. Coded transceivers on Heart Monitors In Middle School Gym Class? · · Score: 1

    Modern heart rate transmitters/monitors have some provision for coding so in effect they are not "broadcasting" the heart rate. I'm sure such systems are far from secure by Slashdot's standards but they probably rule out all but surreptitious monitoring. If the school's intent is truly as benign as teaching students to monitor their own heart rate, then surely they won't mind buying 1:1 coded equipment (heart straps and monitors) and teaching the kids how to clear the data on the monitors.

  16. Re:As a Maryland Resident.. on Bug Means High School Students' Schedule Errors May Last Days · · Score: 1

    The lesson here is that scheduling is PGC-hard.

  17. Positive uses on IT and Health Care · · Score: 1

    While liability is a concern, the medical industry needs to see that there is a real bright side to analysis of medical data as well.

  18. Re:Obligatory Edsger Dijkstra on Licensed C64 Emulator Rejected From App Store · · Score: 1

    For every level of abstraction whose mastery you think predicts greatness with all levels above it, we can undercut each other with levels lower until one of us is forced the conclude superiority on the basis of proficiency with an abacus.

    When people make the "great programmers started with machine code" argument, my opinion is that they are often lamenting the wastefulness and lack of "machine sympathy" that higher-level languages and syntactic/semantic sugar facilitate.

    Sooner or alter, anyone paying enough attention and facing a big enough programming challenge hits the limits of whatever programming candy (or teat) they're sucking on, but advances in software development tools and computing technology mean that most new programmers will never need to be weaned.

  19. Re:Obligatory on Japanese ESRB Bans Rape Depiction In Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm normally not a fan of government getting their tentacles into everything but I suppose in this instance turnabout is fair play.

  20. Re:I can completely understand... on Why Programming Rituals Work · · Score: 1

    In this article: sublimated procrastination. No more, no less.

  21. Re:E D24 7F FF on R.I.P. MS-DEBUG 1981 - 2009 · · Score: 1

    i had to type porntipsguzzardo, you insensitive clod

  22. Re:Open Source Alternatives on Obama Appoints Non-Tech Guy As CTO · · Score: 4, Funny

    Has went? I guess Grandpa took all the grammar books with him, too.

  23. Re:Alcohol "causing" crime on Closing Time At Microsoft's Campus Pub · · Score: 1

    Don't forget these lesser known idiot magnets:

    Electronics stores (only idiots pay retail), banks (only idiots would put their money in a financial institution), stock brokerages (only idiots would invest in equities right now), restaurants (only idiots wouldn't grow and cook their own food), public schools (only idiots would trust educators willing to live on state salary), emergency rooms (only idiots get acutely sick).

    There's a lot of light for those moths out there.

    And it doesn't take alcohol to make someone an opportunistic criminal. For many so-called victimless crimes, all it takes is reasonable confidence you won't get caught and many of us betray moral flexibility with surprising regularity. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to speed to work while talking on the cell phone so I can take an extra bagel from the breakfast cart without paying and surf the web until my boss gets in.

  24. Re:Sad reality on Closing Time At Microsoft's Campus Pub · · Score: 1

    -4, Anonymous Anecdote

  25. I love that song! on Paid Shilling Comes to Twitter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1

    Earth below us,
    Twis-ting, fall-ing

    Oh sorry - Twitter Shilling.