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  1. Am I alone here? on Facebook Fallout, Facts and Frenzy · · Score: 1

    I mean, ya; "facebook is the enemy", sure. But honestly? Where's the personal responsibility? You can show me whatever you want, *I* control my emotions and my responses.

    This whole thing has seemed a tempest in a tea cup, but because facebook is of questionable morals and ethics, it seems everyone is jumping on board how horrible this was.

  2. Overall happy on Intuit Beats SSL Patent Troll That Defeated Newegg · · Score: 1

    ...but intuit. Ya...

    If those folks were forced out of business tomorrow, I'd be just as happy.

  3. Re:Fitness pretty much covers it on Ask Slashdot: What Would It Take For You To Buy a Smartwatch? · · Score: 2

    Fitness telemetry doesn't *need* a point beyond "it's fun". There's a sizable number of us stats geeks that would love to play with that dataset.

    Seeing how we're effectively talking about a toy here anyway, "fun" is allowed to be the point.

  4. Fitness pretty much covers it on Ask Slashdot: What Would It Take For You To Buy a Smartwatch? · · Score: 1

    The only thing I can think of are the fitness metrics. It would be exciting if a smartwatch could measure not only heart rate, but vo2 stats as well as blood pressure.

    That'd be almost exciting enough to plop down 100 bucks on it.

  5. Re:*sigh* on 2 US Senators Propose 12-Cent Gas Tax Increase · · Score: 1

    I wonder if you are familiar with the US Budget. Take a look at it sometime. I don't think it's outside the range of possibility that they might divert funds from frivolous expenses to maintain critical infrastructure.

    There is no need to give the government MORE money that they may or may not spend on what it's been earmarked for.

  6. Let me see if I've got the shape of this on Girls Take All In $50 Million Google Learn-to-Code Initiative · · Score: 1

    Is the goal here to engage otherwise disinterested parties with the hope of said parties gaining employment?

    Doesn't that suggest a shortage of viable, potential employees for those positions? Well? Are we really that short on coders that we have to start chasing currently disinterested people to fill those positions? Assuming for a moment that there is an abundance of currently viable coders on the market, wouldn't this then suggest that "better" employees for this position will be female? Wouldn't that then potentially lead to situations where otherwise disinterested women are being employed over interested men? Who's output would you expect to be better?

    How does that make any damn sense?

  7. *sigh* on 2 US Senators Propose 12-Cent Gas Tax Increase · · Score: 2

    Why is it the only time Ds and Rs can agree on something is when they're reaching their grubby little hands into my wallet?

  8. Re:Detachment on One Developer's Experience With Real Life Bitrot Under HFS+ · · Score: 1

    Well, in the "grand scheme of things", so are we.

    Me? I get rather attached to the source file I've been working on for the past 6 months.

  9. Re:Being diabetic could become an asset on 3D Bioprinters Could Make Enhanced, Electricity-Generating 'Superorgans' · · Score: 1

    It could also be used to burn off the excess sugar as bio-luminescence to be the light of the party.

    Sorry, the joke had to be made.

  10. Re:How is that stranger? on The Profoundly Weird, Gender-Specific Roots of the Turing Test · · Score: 1

    How can computers be so alien to us when we've designed them? No, alien isn't quite the right word to use here, but rather lacking in development. You might say they are a proto-intelligence; all we've been doing, for the past 50+ years, is building the foundation for real artificial, rational thought.

    You can't label something "alien" simply because you don't recognize it.

  11. You keep using that word... on US Pushing Local Police To Keep Quiet On Cell-Phone Surveillance Technology · · Score: 1

    This must be that "transparency" I've been hearing so much about.

  12. Re:Novelty Factor on Apple Says Many Users 'Bought an Android Phone By Mistake' · · Score: 1

    Is certainly why many went to Android. While I do know a few android power users, most got an Android because the did not need most of the features of a smart phone.

    I'm curious; what can iphone do that android can't?

  13. Re:Good luck on that... he won't appear on Iran Court Summons Mark Zuckerberg For Facebook Privacy Violations · · Score: 2

    Are you kidding? I hear there's some great hiking up along the border.

    ( god damn retards )

  14. Re:Buzzword bingo 2.0! on The Internet's Broken. Who's Going To Invent a New One? · · Score: 1

    No, I'm the poor bastard that continually gets sucked into meeting after meeting with ignorant salesdrones spouting nonsense like "Internet of Things" and "Clouds" ( when they, themselves, haven't got a god damned clue what they're saying ), wasting time I should be spending on actual IT work.

    High enough to be technical lead, not high enough to farm that shit out to my staff.

    Ah, but if I don't go to it and correct the bullshit as it happens, it will have time to implant itself into management's head, and by the time I become aware of it it's already gained enough momentum to be called a "Project".

  15. Buzzword bingo 2.0! on The Internet's Broken. Who's Going To Invent a New One? · · Score: 2

    So I guess we've moved on from "TEH CLOUDS" to "The internet of things"?

    Fucking shoot me.

  16. Re:Wait.. on Rand Paul Starts New Drone War In Congress · · Score: 1

    Because he's a politician. By that very definition, he is not to be trusted. His motivations and intentions are suspect, and always will be.

    Trust a politician, and you get what you deserve.

  17. Re:Wait.. on Rand Paul Starts New Drone War In Congress · · Score: 2

    Well, I think it might be more accurate to say that he *gave* a valid reason, but I hardly expect that was his primary motivation.

    Still, the enemy of my enemy and all that..

  18. Re:I'll give you six amendments: on Retired SCOTUS Justice Wants To 'Fix' the Second Amendment · · Score: 1

    Not that I'm opposed to any of those necessarily, but #3 is unworkable. Who calls for the No Confidence vote?

  19. Re:I make alcohol on Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful? · · Score: 1

    cannabis is remarkably easy to grow. It's a weed, probably literally.

  20. I make alcohol on Ask Slashdot: Are You Apocalypse-Useful? · · Score: 2

    Checkmate, suckers.

    Perhaps if you all show enough deference, I'll take you with me to the top.

  21. Paid for with the public's money on IRS Misses XP Deadline, Pays Microsoft Millions For Patches · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Shouldn't that result in the patches being released for anyone to use?

    AHAHAHAHA, sorry. Had to make the joke.

  22. Might start of with lofty aspirations... on Wil Wheaton Announces New TV Show · · Score: 1

    ...but this is SyFy, it'll end up being some kind of wrestling show.

    Granted, probably with a bad paranormal twist.

  23. Wow, undergrads will do anything! on Gunshot Victims To Be Part of "Suspended Animation" Trials · · Score: 1

    How do you suppose they advertise this? "Need subjects for really cool study! $10s and all the ice cubes you can eat! Must have own gun/knife."

  24. Re:Tired... on Microsoft's Attempt To Convert Users From Windows XP Backfires · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You may want to take a seat, this may be a bit of a shock to you; this is a website about technology. Perhaps surprisingly, the desktop many of us have to support counts as "technology". Therefore, the company behind the OS on these desktops gets attention. More so when they make as many boneheaded moves as MS has over the past several years.

    For a while there, MS was doing "OK". Windows 7 was decent ( even though they moved shit around on me and broke some functionality that was useful to admins in xp...but I digress ), security was 1000% better than it used to be. They were really picking up steam, especially after vista.

  25. Whew! on WV Senator Calls For Ban On All Unregulated Cryptocurrencies · · Score: 1

    I was worried about BTC crashing, but thankfully they're looking to outlaw it.

    Investment secured!