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  1. All jokes aside on CMU AI Learning Common Sense By Watching the Internet · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are really building an AI based upon the common sense on the internet?!?

    REALLY?!?

  2. Re:Horse, meet water on Code.org: More Money For CS Instructors Who Teach More Girls · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny how companies scream about too much regulation and artificial legislation, until they do the regulation and artificial legislation.

  3. War never changes.

  4. Re:Already Exists on Scientist Seeks Investment For "Alcohol Substitute" · · Score: 4, Funny

    I guess everyone who said it would take a nut to come up with this was right.

  5. Re:Well... on Bitcoin Donations To US Campaigns Might Soon Be Allowed · · Score: 2

    At least it won't be the first time that bitcoins are used for murder.

  6. Re:Right now ... on Silent Circle, Lavabit Unite For 'Dark Mail' Encrypted Email Project · · Score: 1

    So secure, you can start emailing passwords again.

  7. Re:Well it is far, far away on Kepler-78b: The Earth-Like Planet That Shouldn't Exist · · Score: 1

    It's not April Fool's fool.

  8. Re:Nope on Drone-Mounted Laser Weapons Are On the Way · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, Just add a bit of unobtainium, or failing that, a dose of weapons grade Baloneyum will do the trick.

  9. Re:What could possibly go wrong? on Police Use James-Bond-Style GPS Bullet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, we might find Scorpio's lair finally!

  10. Oblig on Genome Hacker Uncovers 13-Million-Member Family Tree · · Score: 1

    Sorry Mr. Elrich. Even with your proof of the family tree, you still can't marry your sister.

  11. Re:Is that Treble damages on top of fines? on Infosys Fined $35M For Illegally Bringing Programmers Into US On Visitor Visas · · Score: 1
  12. Re:TFA does a poor job of defining what's happenin on How Your Compiler Can Compromise Application Security · · Score: 2

    YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP!

  13. Re:News flash on How Your Compiler Can Compromise Application Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    So that's why you have to restart your computer. Gets rid of dangerous radiation from weapons grade baloneyum decay.

  14. Re:Technology is hard and dangerous on Toyota's Killer Firmware · · Score: 2

    Kill the meat, save the metal.

  15. Re:Oh no! on Adobe Breach Compromised Over 38 Million Users, Photoshop Source Code · · Score: 2

    including monkeys with typewriters.

    It's unfair to marginalize the support team like that. They work hard.

  16. Re:With Photoshop "open sourced" on Adobe Breach Compromised Over 38 Million Users, Photoshop Source Code · · Score: 1

    The source code was written in the late 80's

  17. Re:So mudafucking snakes on a plane on Did Snakes Help Build the Primate Brain? · · Score: 1

    Everyone who watched that movie was naturally selected. I feel smarter.

  18. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns on Did Snakes Help Build the Primate Brain? · · Score: 3, Funny

    yep, but unlike "angels" or "face of Jesus" [sic] that you quote, get it wrong with a snake, and you're naturally selected.

  19. Re:"Secret" on Is Google Building a Floating Data Center In San Francisco Bay? · · Score: 0

    What they don't want you to know...

    The tsunami was caused when the Angels first impacted in the pacific ocean. The radiation actually emanated from their destruction, showering everything in the deadliest of Weapons grade Baloneum particles. The nuclear reactor was just a clever coverup. The NERV of those guys.

  20. Re:best guess on Is Google Building a Floating Data Center In San Francisco Bay? · · Score: 1

    "Don't be evil" is just lip service?

    Well, obviously, considering they've now constructed a floating citadel of doom...

  21. Re:What should we call it? on New Goggles Offer Minority Report-Style Interface With Heads-Up Display · · Score: 1

    I believe that's ISOCrazy. And most companies are already.

  22. Re:Time on First Experimental Evidence That Time Is an Emergent Quantum Phenomenon · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least this time they're not pointing loaded guns at cats.

  23. Re:Hmm on First Experimental Evidence That Time Is an Emergent Quantum Phenomenon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see, the story had not yet been entangled, so to the outside observer, there was no change.

  24. Re:20 mb between planets.. on Laser Communication System Sets Record With Data Transmissions From Moon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, but the latency! Forget playing BattleField 4 with those pings.

  25. Re:Thankless. Well let me be the first to say on Wikipedia Actively Battling PR Sockpuppets · · Score: 4, Funny

    Give you thanks by donating to the next Jimmy Wales appeal! Who could resist that face?