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  1. Re:Wow. on World Solar Challenge To Start In Less Than Two Weeks · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm just waiting for a car that runs on my over inflated sense of self satisfaction.

  2. Re:Oort cloud? on Linking Mass Extinctions To the Sun's Journey In the Milky Way · · Score: 1

    My sig has never felt so appropriate.

  3. Re:yawn on Ask Slashdot: Is iOS 7 Slow? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to admire apple for their ingenuity. What better way to force people to ditch that old phone than to update the OS, make it more resource hungry with fancy schmancy animations that can't be turned off by the user? I used to own an iPhone 3 a few years ago, and when they forced an update onto it that basically made it useless, I decided there and then to switch to Android. Never looked back.

    If the Apple way is so important to you, then I guess you have to accept it. For me, it was a simple choice.

  4. More importantly on Why Are Some Hell-Bent On Teaching Intelligent Design? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If God did create us, how bad an engineer do you have to be to put a sewage outlet right in the middle of a recreational area?

  5. Re:slight correction. on Visionary Nintendo President Yamauchi Dies · · Score: 1

    No power glove, no love.

  6. Re:No Surprise on Secret Court Upholds Phone Data Collection · · Score: 1

    GP was posted anonymoos

  7. Re:No Surprise on Secret Court Upholds Phone Data Collection · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Too bad both sides subscribe to liking secret courts.

  8. Re:direct link on Researchers Develop the Most Detailed Map of Gravitational Variations Ever · · Score: 4, Funny

    The important question: Are they attracting tenure with the weight of their research?

  9. Re:Pay cash !!!! on NSA Spies On International Payments · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know the little eye on the pyramid? It's really a tiny camera to spy who's getting paid with that dollar bill. Hey, man, just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean no-one following you!

  10. Re:American Exceptionalism and Moral Superiority on NSA Spies On International Payments · · Score: 2

    May I suggest that you go back to being home-schooled by granny where you can learn all about creationism and on the weekend you can go to church and dance with snakes in the hope that you'll get closer to god. Because, there is only one fucked up place on this planet that considers that shit the "social norm".

    Hmmm, sounds more like some parts of India or Africa to me. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_worship

  11. Re: they are doing it wrong on Toronto Family Bans All Technology In Their Home Made After 1986 · · Score: 4, Funny

    At least back then the DeLorean would have existed so that those poor kids can get BACK TO THE FUTURE.

  12. Re:WE'RE DOOMED!!! on Spacecraft Measurements Indicate Shifting Interstellar Wind · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I can see how being exposed to a flowing expanse of hot gas can be a problem.

  13. Re:Hate to hit on Japan's L-Zero Maglev Train Reaches 310 mph In Trials · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well, you wouldn't be on the moooooove anymore.

  14. Oblig on Ken Wallis Autogyro Pioneer Dies At 97 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian Consulate in Siam by aero mail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

  15. Re:Impressive. on Bringing Affordable Robotics To Big Agriculture · · Score: 1

    Spoiler alert! So many spelling Nazi's feel cheated now.

  16. Re:I'm melting! I'm melting! on Building Melts Car · · Score: 5, Funny

    Eat that mythbusters! Archimedes was right! (Now all we need is to sail a trireme in to Fenchurch St somehow...)

  17. Re:It is almost as if... on UK High Court Gives OK To Investigation of Data Siezed From David Miranda · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How much does the frog in the warming pot push back?

  18. Re:Is are on Ohio State Introduces Massive Open Online Calculus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey, all your base are belong to us.

  19. Re:Distribute on Ask Slashdot: Speeding Up Personal Anti-Spam Filters? · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just use "the cloud" to "drag and drop" your email into, so that you can "sanitise your synergy" and "reclaim your potential".

    Phew, enough markitechture for one day. I have to go shower now.

  20. Re:Bringing coal to Newcastle! on Australian University Unveils New Carbon-Trapping Bricks · · Score: 2

    Meh, put a brick in it.

  21. Re:Bringing coal to Newcastle! on Australian University Unveils New Carbon-Trapping Bricks · · Score: 0

    Perhaps they should bring them to Canberra. With the amount of CO2 emissions released there, especially now during election time, with the carbon offsets alone we could single handedly solve China's energy crisis with coal fired power plants. Combined with the close proximity to government grants, surely this will be a resounding financial success!

  22. Re:This is not... on Wildfire Threatens Water and Power To San Francisco · · Score: 3, Informative

    You are making far too much sense. Please promptly delete your slashdot account.

  23. Re:Mod -5 incorrect on Wildfire Threatens Water and Power To San Francisco · · Score: 4, Funny

    I read that as wildlife threatens power and water to San Francisco. Here I was with images of Bison with Bazookas. Maybe I should lay off the coffee a bit on Sundays.

  24. Re:Nice Summary on Magellan II's Adaptive Optics Top Hubble's Resolution · · Score: 2

    I suspect it will take a bit more than coffee.

  25. Oblig Blackadder quote on German Government Warns Windows 8 Is an Unacceptable Security Risk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you seen any suspicious operating systems? Nein! I mean... 8!