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  1. Require mining companies to post a bond on EPA To Buy Small Town In Kansas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Prior to starting the mining, the company should have to commit
    to paying, say, 25% of top-line revenue into a fund to be held in escrow
    by the government.
    If the company cleans up adequately, and operates cleanly all along,
    then at termination of mining operations, they get the funds back with interest.
    If the government has to clean up, it uses the fund. There should be a penalty
    catch, something like: If the government has to spend more than 25% of the
    fund cleaning up, then the government fines the company the rest, and
    such money is made available to an R&D pool that companies and universities
    can access only for purposes of R&D into more environmentally responsible
    methods and technologies for extracting resources.

    This is probably an appropriate place to state that my signature line is ironic,
    being a listing of two oxymorons.

  2. No-one forces you to go Apple on Towards a Permission-Based Web · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Net neutrality matters most at the basic transport level.
    Because then, if I want to choose Apple's protective
    yet limited "walled garden of eden" I can, or I can
    choose the wild west, as long as I brought my six gun
    and know how to make my own campfire from belly button
    lint and a couple of stones.
    I think it is good to have both levels of choice and freedom.
    I personally give up freedom for the iPhone's superior
    usability and app quality control (less cruft to sort through.)

    I may find a fart app, but it will be an easy to use fart app.
    On cellphones, speed of understanding of and operation of
    the app is paramount. I'm happy so far with Apple's design
    guidelines, and mostly, with their editorial choices. I have
    the freedom to move on if I don't like it.

  3. Re:Singing copyrighted song out of tune on Singer In Grocery Store Ordered To Pay Royalties · · Score: 1

    Dear Mr/Ms Rockoon,
    We hereby demand that you cease and desist from your practice of copying lyrics of our client's copyrighted song "A Little Help From My Friends", and immediately remove all copies from public Internet sites.

    We note that you have sought to profit, in the form of the loan of hearing appendages, in exchange for the performance of said song. This has clearly caused irreparable harm, not only to your hapless (and paradoxically earless) listener, but also to my client, the corporation representing the author of the aforementioned song.

    You will need more than a little help from your friends to make my client whole.
    Yours Ominously,
    E. Scrooge,
    Payne & Fears LLP

  4. Death to the soul-sucking capitalist pigs! on Singer In Grocery Store Ordered To Pay Royalties · · Score: 0

    Seems the only balanced and appropriate response.

  5. Word processing programs all have wrong UI design on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OpenOffice, like Word and everything else I can think of, gets
    one fundamental thing wrong in the user interface design.

    Documents are 8 1/2" wide x 11" tall with say 6.5" x 9" tall
    useable writing area.

    Screens are not very tall, but quite wide these days, on average.

    Therefore, all (yes, ALL!) of the available vertical space in the application
    window should be devoted to displaying the document.
    There is plenty of room for controls to the side, or perhaps sliding down
    from the top on demand. A one-line control bar at the top might be
    justified for inherently horizontal things like font and style names, but
    that's it.

    As it is, we are editing our documents through the letter slot in the door.

    Maybe that will be version 4.0

  6. Measure progress by removed features on Sneak Preview of New OpenOffice 3.2 · · Score: 1

    Someday, when we are all enlightened,
    progress on a software product will be measured by the number
    of unnecessary features that have been removed, making
    a more focussed and easier-to-use product.

  7. Sadly he's not that stupid on Rupert Murdoch Says Google Is Stealing His Content · · Score: 1

    He knows that by whining and dining,

    he will convince the 1-candlepower legislators to pass laws to protect his virtual monopoly.

  8. Dear Mr Murdoch on Rupert Murdoch Says Google Is Stealing His Content · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you don't want to be hyperlinked to, you might consider

    not putting your content on the worldwide web.

    Dolt.

  9. Clouds will improve on Why Cloud Storage Is Lousy For Enterprises (and Individuals) · · Score: 1

    Many people here sound like the "that horseless carriage is useless" crowd.

    Fiber to the endpoint or near the endpoint, with ridiculously high speed wireless for the rest,
    will increase. This may be driven by IPTV, who knows, but it is inevitable.

    Clouds will become more sophisticated.

    They will not be reliant on any single point of failure. Many cloudy infrastructures (like Google)
    are already pretty good at that. Much better than your crappy single backup hard-drive.

    With luck, clouds will become a layer (stratus?) independent of single hosting companies. Moving clouds.

    You can stick with your buggywhips if it will make you feel better.

  10. Why not share wi-fi? on Using Aluminum Oxide Paint To Secure Wi-Fi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We do know the world would be a better place if everyone shared their wi-fi securely using
    a technology like FON, don't we. (No I'm not associated with the company. Just recognize a
    great concept when I see one.)

    I'm seriously tired of how, particularly in the US, sharing wi-fi gets implanted in peoples'
    brains as a criminal, borderline terrorist activity, with terms such as
    "theft of tele-communication resources" and similar Orwellian mindf**k terms.

  11. Spiral model is b0rked by managers customers on The Duct Tape Programmer · · Score: 1

    Everytime I've been in or led a project that attempted the noble spiral model
    (which I do believe in),
    management and/or customer always said (ordered) two self-fulfilling and fatal things:

    1. We need more features in iteration 1 (subtext: we don't believe you will ever get to iteration 2)

    2. This iteration 1 thing is good enough. You are finished. We cannot pay for more dev.

    Note how elegantly symbiotic the two positions are.

  12. The road to hell is forked with single inheritance on The Duct Tape Programmer · · Score: 1

    So let's say I am writing software for a factory that assembles machines.

    It has to represent various component parts:

    Some of the parts the program needs to organize and assemble are
    wheels (which have diameters), bodies (chassis or frames), and seats.
    The factory makes sit-down lawn mowers, push mowers, and bicycles.

    The parts have all been painted in different colors (a Painted thing has a color, of course).

    My program needs to tell all the red bicycle parts to go to assembly area B.
    Then it needs to attach the wheels to the bodies, and add a seat to each.
    We would like it to avoid making multi-colored lawnmowers with bicycle seats
    and bicycle wheels. Each model of lawnmower needs a different diameter
    of wheel. Each model of bicycle also needs a different diameter of wheel.
    Lawnmowers each need 4 wheels. Bicycles and push-mowers each need 2.

    Please write me an elegant single inheritance data model to represent the entities
    that the factory program needs to work with. Please avoid making any representation
    choices that my buddy the other programmer would have a 50/50 chance of choosing
    the opposite representation convention for the same thing. Because you are writing half
    of the system, and he's writing the other half, then you have to integrate them.

    Hint, he hates colored things that happen to be lawn mowers, but loves lawnmowers
    that happen to have a color.

  13. It is good (for the programmer) on The Duct Tape Programmer · · Score: 1

    Delivers fast, gets paid, walks away, starts running to avoid being hit by the shrapnel.

    Not so good for those who are left to pick up the pieces.

  14. I refused to do the COBOL assignment on COBOL Celebrates 50 Years · · Score: 1

    Way back when I was taking my Comp Sci BSc using stone tools,
    I refused to do the COBOL programming assignment, which was
    maybe worth 1% of the course mark in Programming Languages.

    I didn't want to be qualified for a COBOL job.

    I guess I was prejudiced against the all caps and most particularly
    the lack of an ELSE statement to go with the IF.

    I guess these problems have since been fixed, but I was
    also trying to avoid programming accounting systems, which
    would have been pretty much certain to have me banging my head
    against the desk in boredom.

  15. Even better idea on T-Mobile Backs Off Plan To Charge $1.50 For Paper Bills · · Score: 1

    Because paper bills are unnecessary now,
    and are therefore an unjustifiable environmental cost,
    the government should charge a "sin tax" on such unnecessary
    paperwork. The tax could then be passed on to the consumer,
    who of course has the option to turn off their paper bills and
    save the tax.

    I know you Americans don't like government very much,
    but this might be a nice extra revenue that could be put to use
    for other environmentally beneficial programs.

    Tax shifting is the way to go. Increase environmental sin taxes,
    and decrease income tax to compensate if you feel strongly that
    it should be revenue neutral. The Green Party has been advocating
    this for 25 years, and we're tired of being so far ahead. Catch up
    please. Steal our policy and call it your own!

  16. In honor of Programmer's Day on Russia's New Official Holiday — Programmer's Day · · Score: 3, Funny

    All programmers in Russia are permitted to work only a single 8 hour shift
    today instead of the usual 16 hour shift !

  17. Thank the spaghetti monster I live in Canada on Facebook Ordered To Turn Over Source Code · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Where I can ignore the insane US patent system.

    Seriously, someone needs to explain the process of object-oriented
    domain modelling, analysis, and design to the USPTO, and explain
    how virtually every outcome of such a process is "obvious to a qualified
    practitioner in the field." These patents on every "complicated-seeming"
    computer system that uses basic symbolic modelling of a domain and
    implements a few obvious methods on the objects, are ridiculous
    beyond belief, and one can take no position on these patents
    except to studiously ignore them.

  18. Too much information? on Google Books As "Train Wreck" For Scholars · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, having all of the world's literature available for instant full text search sounds
    disastrous for scholars.

  19. OTOH on ELF Knocks Down AM Towers To Save Earth, Intercoms · · Score: 1

    They did rid the region of one more crappy, mind-numbing AM station
    (fart-joke morning guys, "your 24/7 traffic copter" and possibly even C&W music),
    so there is something to be said for that.

    Just saying...

  20. Is there any safe encryption? on Code-Breaking Quantum Algorithm On a Silicon Chip · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if there is any practical and non-quantum
    ENCRYPTION method that is potentially safe from quantum
    cryptanalysis?

    Are one-time pads (assuming they could be copied around safely)
    proof against these techniques?

  21. A quick test under extreme stress is problematic on Appropriate Interviewing For a Worldwide Search? · · Score: 1

    You are not hiring 007 or a fighter pilot.

    I tested 160 on the "vanity" online IQ test.
    But to do that. I had to take about one and a half times the allotted
    time, so my score would officially be invalid. So I'm potentially
    very intelligent, but a little slow and ponderous in my reasoning.

    Also, in one of those "program this in front of me" tests in an interview,
    my brain froze (looped?) due to the stress of the situation.

    Now if we'd had a leisurely conversation about systems architecture
    trade-offs, or explored a problem and solution requirements space
    or a tough trade-off decision tree through socratic
    dialectic, I might have wowed them, but it was not to be.

    And I even knew that the answer to "How would you move a mountain?"
    is "It's already moving. Please clarify."

  22. proper use of the word "patent" on IBM's Supreme Court Brief Says That Patents Drive Free Software · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The following phrases are among the few common uses of the word "patent"
    as an adjective:

    "That is patent nonsense."

    "That is a patent lie."

  23. What is the measure of technical progress? on Has the Rate of Technical Progress Slowed? · · Score: 1

    Is there any formal measure of the amount of it?

    If not, then this article's thesis is just someone's random, culturally
    relative, attention-relative opinion and is probably a crock.

    The only thing I can think of would be the number of bits of information
    required to describe all the technologies we have, the processes they
    support, and the consequences thereof, at any given decade say.

    That would give us a measure of the variety and complexity of what were were doing.

    But is increase in variety and complexity of what we are doing necessarily
    progress? (ponders).

    It's probable that the concept of "progress" is completely relative, and only
    makes sense with respect to well-defined goals.

    One good goal would be "increase probability of human-species survival",
    or an even better one "increase probability of Earth eco-systems survival"

    How are we doing on that one anyway?

  24. Different situational episodes on Running Over Virtual Pedestrians Helps In-Game Ad Recall · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's my hypothesis to explain the "contradictory" results.

    In the case of a violent TV show that is periodically interrupted by an ad, the brain perceives these
    as two different situational episodes or contexts.
    Another analogy would be if you were both reading a crime novel set in London, and periodically glancing up from your book
    to look out the train window at the sweeping mountain vistas. The brain/mind can separate those episodes, similar to how they
    would be separated if they followed each other in time.

    In the case of the billboard ads in the driving game, these ads are impressions that are part of the in-game world, seen while
    your brain/mind perceives you to be in the driving situational episode.

    Why this distinction is important is probably that your brain adds strong-emotion-related "tags" to memories of the traumatic
    situational episode. These tags (first biochemical, then reflected in the structure of the long-term memory) assist to prioritize
    later recall of important memories. Of course, this recall may be somewhat uncontrollable (as in PTSD), but there is no
    doubt that these memories will be recallable for longer than memories of unrelated and unremarkable episodes near in
    time to the traumatic episode. This is as it should be for our survival through avoidance of future similar situation function.

    So, to sum up, the billboards are part of the situational episode context for the traumatic incident, so are included in the
    emotion-tag-enhanced strong memory of that incident, whereas the interstitial ads (which take your brain/mind to a different
    situation in the world of the ad) are committed to memory as uneventful situations worthy of only moderate recall. And it
    is even probable that situational episodes near to (but different from and not causally related to) the traumatic episode
    are in fact inhibited, because memory-commitment resources are being used to strongly commit the traumatic episode,
    or perhaps to set it in sharp relief to the irrelevant nearby episodes, for more distinct and more certain recall of the "correct"
    important episode around that time period.

    Just a guess.

  25. Training the boy to be a manly man on Dad Builds 700 Pound Cannon for Son's Birthday · · Score: 2, Funny

    just so there's no risk he turns into a girlie man.

    Every boy needs to learn that you have to have a big cannon and wield it with authority should any dispute come up.

    (Warning: Failure to recognize sarcasm is the eighth deadly sin, specially in a world of manly men.)