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  1. Re:A browser I want to like but am unable too on Opera 11.60 'Tunny' Released With Ragnarök HT · · Score: 1

    Try Google Docs on Opera. The first spreadsheet I opened, doesn't work in Opera.

    The compatibility issues with Opera are NOT gone.

  2. Re:What's that smell? on iTunes Flaw Allowed Spying On Dissidents · · Score: 1

    Why the fuck was Pope modded troll? It's a totally valid comment in this case.

  3. Re:It could be a leverage point on HP's Strange Obsession With WebOS For Printers · · Score: 1

    "When the day comes, count me in with the robot smashers" -- Anonymous, here on slashdot

    (I was never able to find the exact source comment again, by the way)

  4. Re:How is that even news? on Hiding Messages In VoIP Packets · · Score: 1

    Well, if you're going to talk like that, then I guess you need to think about what's really important for you.

  5. Re:Dont run windows on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: 5, Funny

    early adopter of Linux and I have never regretted it. It has been a struggle at times, but well worth it.

    Me too. But man, it's still a struggle actually. I bought a new laptop and installed Ubuntu. Of course, sleep/wakeup doesn't work (just crashes the laptop). But I like the fights, the struggle!

    Like you, I suffer from Stockholm Syndrome. I tell Linux, "come here baby". Then she smiles and sits on my lap, looks me in the eye and then slaps me in the face. She says, hand raised again: "you like that, huh bitch?" Teary-eyed, I stammer, "yes, Linux, I like that." Then she slaps me again, two or three times, while saying: "What about this?" *slaps* "And this, you goddamn pussy!"

    And then Ubuntu upgrades the kernel, and my WiFi no longer works. The pain is now in a whole new dimension. But as you said, it's a struggle, but it's worth it.

  6. Re:RememberTheMilk connects with Siri now on Will Apple Let Siri and Apps Connect? · · Score: 1

    RememberTheMilk already has connected Siri to their task management app

    Finally, I can loudly scream "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=NL&v=R2IJdfxWtPM

  7. Excellent both in low- and high-range Android on Samsung Takes the Lead In the Smartphone Market · · Score: 1

    It's a deserved market position.

    Samsung does nicely both in the budget segment (Samsung Gio, for example) as well as in the high range Android market, the Galaxy S2, Vibrant, etc.

  8. Re:Love on Company Unveils Personalized Anime Robot Girl · · Score: 1

    sitting around and listening to someone elses noise, and watching their tv shows, and adding their laundry into the pile, just doesn't fit my life.

    That sounds like marriage. Which isn't necessary at all for a good relationship. Why not try living-apart-together with a younger girl? Plenty of girls are into dating older men, who are more stable and have their act together financially.

  9. Good riddance on Intel Gives Up On TV · · Score: 1

    Good riddance, I'd say. I'm sick and tired of the 800 lb gorilla sticking its nose in everything that has more than a dozen transistors.

  10. Re:Memory usage? Crashing? on Mozilla Foundation Releases Firefox 7 · · Score: 1

    I think you've answered your own question, then. Retry without the extensions.

  11. Re:Memory usage? Crashing? on Mozilla Foundation Releases Firefox 7 · · Score: 1

    Well then, the usual question is: what extensions are you using?

  12. Re:Yes, but will it support multiple users...? on Google Preps Devs For One-Size-Fits-All Android · · Score: 1

    You're a bit weird in this respect, most PCs are set up to one account as well. For example, Outlook doesn't ask you to log in everytime you start it. What you want is a multi-user environment on a device typically bought for a single user.

    Anyway, why not set up a dummy GMail account? Then replace the Mail icon with a shortcut to the GMail login page.

  13. Re:Employer viewing public info is a privacy conce on Senators Slam Firm For Online Background Check · · Score: 1

    If a person wants to keep something private do not post it on Facebook!

    That is one way. The other way is to have fun on Facebook, but maintain the correct privacy settings.

  14. Re:Just like the owners on "Subconscious Mode" Could Boost Phone Battery Life · · Score: 1

    Sender is a midget artificial intelligence and is distressed that her bath is leaking.

    Actually, Steve Jobs removed the AI feature from the iPhone, because it used too much battery juice.

  15. Re:Android respects freedom 0 for apps on RMS: 'Is Android Really Free Software?' · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you can't remove it, but still prevent it from starting in the first place, via the Autostarts app.

  16. Re:Time to Usable on Windows 8 To Feature 'Fast Startup Mode' · · Score: 1

    On a cold boot, I can wander off, make a cup of tea, come back and it may just be ready

    That's nothing! When I leave work, I reboot and when I show up the next morning, the hard drive LED is still warm!

    Of course, this leaves my login wide open, so I have resorted to various Dungeons&Dragons-like maze full of traps to get into my office.

    The dwarf from the helpdesk already got skewered by an animated skeleton. But that's the price you pay for security.

  17. Re:Bad summary on Drunkeness and Sexual Harassment Alleged At Microsoft UK · · Score: 1

    What? Did you think they had parties with unlimited vodka and JÃfgermeister for the peons?

    I'm a developer but a bit more outgoing than your average bunch of devs. And it's my experience that there is a large part of this group that doesn't even want to go to a party with girls, even if you tell them it's all paid for.

  18. Re:The art of deception on Book Review: Ghost In the Wires · · Score: 1

    I can't find the Kindle version on Amazon. Can you provide me with a link?

  19. Re:Bullshit! on Protecting a Laptop From Sophisticated Attacks · · Score: 1

    Its all a matter of who wants your data and what they are willing to get it.

    It's my wife. To get my data, she's willing to do anything except have sex with me

    *cries*

  20. Re:We have something similar on Symbolic Violence Beats Lava Lamps All To Pieces · · Score: 2

    we have Dave the Project Manager, and instead of a foam missile launcher, Dave has a baseball bat

    Dave: A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. Enthusiasms, enthusiasms... What are mine? What draws my admiration? What is that which gives me joy? Unit testing! A man sits alone with his editor. This is the time for what? For individual achievement. There he stands alone. But when checking in, what? Part of a team. Teamwork... Builds, runs unit tests, svn update, svn checkin. Part of one big team. If his team don't field... what is he? You follow me? No one. Sunny day, gcc compiles without errors. What does he have to say? I'm goin' out there for myself. But... I get nowhere unless the team runs the unit tests!

    Developers: Team!

    *Dave beats one of the developers to death with a baseball bat*

  21. Re:Anybody else? on Teachers, Students Fight To Be Facebook Friends · · Score: 1

    I also expect the same from any students who friend me. I have reported a few students who posted pictures of themselves drinking.

    Really?? Isn't that a bit weird? Do you actually tell them in class; "I look through your photos and if I find you drinking, then I will report it"?

    I think it's more appropriate to say that you betrayed them, rather than you reported them.

  22. Tabs in window titlebar on Firefox 7.0 Beta Released · · Score: 1

    On Linux, they aren't yet putting the tabs in the window titlebar. The screenshots show the usual Windows version, which looks awesome compared to what I see when I run it on Debian.

  23. Re:illiad on Ask Slashdot: Ebook Reader for Scientific Papers? · · Score: 1

    I'm considering hiring an attractive young woman to turn pages for me, but I'm still waiting for my wife to approve the proposal I submitted.

    I suggest you revise the proposal, where you let your your wife turn the pages.

    Perhaps this arrangement will be acceptable to your wife?

  24. Being made available for free public streaming on LinuxCon 2011 Keynotes Streamed Free · · Score: 1

    keynote sessions being made available for free public streaming

    Actually, the keynotes weren't made available. They escaped, leaving a bloody trail of network engineers in their wake.

  25. Re:Stick with two bags on Ask Slashdot: Laptop + DSLR Backpacks · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I can't see the argument for a single bag

    You only have two hands. I could add to this argument, but it really comes down to this. Sometimes you need to have your bag in your hand plus have one hand free.