Star Trekkin' across the universe, On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk. Star Trekkin' across the universe, Boldly going forward 'cuz we can't find reverse.
"If to please the people, we offer what we ourselves disapprove, how can we afterward defend our work? Let us raise a standard to which the wise and the honest can repair." - George Washington
"I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W Bush
Because the product manufacturers want the slovenly losers that represent the majority of the market to actually believe that if they shave with "the new vibrating, 16 blade, take your head off razor" they will look like the handsome, sexy, well-built models in the ads.
On triple M radio in Melbourne, Australia. The breakfast crew with their usual crap skits had one for the "NEW" 4 blade razor.
From the skit:
Announcer 1: The first blade cuts, The second blade trims, The third blade shaves... Announcer 2: What does the fourth blade do? Announcer 1: *thinks* It just sits there and rusts.
into phone: Hello... yeah?... can you hear me now?... how about now?... yeah?... good... Listen I just called... what?... How about now?... good... Listen, I just wanted to say... wanted to say that... now?... Say that I have to agree with you about the lack of... Hang on... How about now?... lack of manners that some people have when they are on the... Is that better?... when they are on the phone... How about now?... I'll call you again in 5 minutes... You're breaking up... I'll call you back...
to fellow passenger (trying to sleep): Don't you just hate these things?
"You can turn on your Vista machine, go eat some cereal, while your machine is cold booting and then this gentle sound will come out telling you that you can log in."
Reminds me of the compilation howto's:
to build whatever:./configure --prefix=/opt/whatever make
*Go have a coffee*
sudo make install
*Go have another coffee*/opt/whatever/bin/whatever
The problem with judging people on an individual basis is they can turn around and declare you an anti Christian/Muslim/Jewish/Zionist/Neo-con/Gay/Lesbia n/Midget (please circle the appropreate) and all of a sudden, you judgement on the individual has become a judgement on the individual's race/religion.
For an example of this see the One Nation Party. They attempted to intruduce a system of social welfare that did not care about your race, but rather your circumstances. This system was seen to be racist against the Australian Aboriginals and the leader of One Nation (Paulene Hanson) is now back in her fish and chip shop.
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By not washing your hand before or after.
Do you think he knows any gansters? I need some money laundered.
8 more people have signed up. Time for some 4 on 4 Halo action
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin' across the universe,
Boldly going forward 'cuz we can't find reverse.
(C) 1987 the firm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GA1zCH0tvc
Ah, the 80's.
Stop the gap, by knocking down the building
WOOOO, YEAH!!!
Here I am, Rocking like a hurricane!
Give me beer and a hot dot baby!
WOOO!!!
I'd stand up and sing the National Anthem, but I'd probably get fined $1,320. I might just sing it to myself.
Fallopian:
- A person who collects, or has intimate knowledge of the fallopia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallopia
- A duality of tubes
You missed one...
George W Bush actually WINS an election.
If only they could create a phone to inform people of an incoming joke
"If to please the people, we offer what we ourselves disapprove, how can we afterward defend our work? Let us raise a standard to which the wise and the honest can repair." - George Washington
"I know human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W Bush
Gotta love the comparison.
Because the product manufacturers want the slovenly losers that represent the majority of the market to actually believe that if they shave with "the new vibrating, 16 blade, take your head off razor" they will look like the handsome, sexy, well-built models in the ads.
On triple M radio in Melbourne, Australia. The breakfast crew with their usual crap skits had one for the "NEW" 4 blade razor.
From the skit:
Announcer 1: The first blade cuts, The second blade trims, The third blade shaves...
Announcer 2: What does the fourth blade do?
Announcer 1: *thinks* It just sits there and rusts.
Comment 4: In soviet russia porn downloads you.
Comment 5:
Step 1: Porn
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
into phone: Hello... yeah?... can you hear me now?... how about now?... yeah?... good... Listen I just called... what?... How about now?... good... Listen, I just wanted to say... wanted to say that... now?... Say that I have to agree with you about the lack of... Hang on... How about now?... lack of manners that some people have when they are on the... Is that better?... when they are on the phone... How about now?... I'll call you again in 5 minutes... You're breaking up... I'll call you back...
to fellow passenger (trying to sleep): Don't you just hate these things?
Thankyou
Ground attack. That is why the RIAA/MPAA has purchaced the government, access to the military.
And if your arm gets tired, you can always switch... OR, use your right hand for the navigation and your left have for stimulation
Assistant: Time to wipe your ass.
Hawking: I prefer to call it a Hawking hole.
Wouldn't the Gnome version be Gnot?
"You can turn on your Vista machine, go eat some cereal, while your machine is cold booting and then this gentle sound will come out telling you that you can log in."
./configure --prefix=/opt/whatever
/opt/whatever/bin/whatever
Reminds me of the compilation howto's:
to build whatever:
make
*Go have a coffee*
sudo make install
*Go have another coffee*
Do I have to back up my people v1.5 profile and what type of people are you installing?
*sorry*
actually they are going to put a propeller on it, and submerge it into a fast running river.
He was saying... Don't let the facts get in the way of some good ol' penguin bashing.
The problem with judging people on an individual basis is they can turn around and declare you an anti Christian/Muslim/Jewish/Zionist/Neo-con/Gay/Lesbia n/Midget (please circle the appropreate) and all of a sudden, you judgement on the individual has become a judgement on the individual's race/religion.
For an example of this see the One Nation Party. They attempted to intruduce a system of social welfare that did not care about your race, but rather your circumstances. This system was seen to be racist against the Australian Aboriginals and the leader of One Nation (Paulene Hanson) is now back in her fish and chip shop.
... But not before Duke Nukem forever