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Challenging the Child Online Protection Act

narramissic writes, "Today in Philadelphia a federal trial got underway that will decide whether COPA is constitutional. The outcome will determine whether operators of Web sites can be held accountable for failing to block children's access to inappropriate materials. An article on ITworld outlines the arguments of the foes in the battle: the DOJ and the ACLU. If I were a betting woman, I'd put my money on the ACLU. Parents, schools, etc. have to take responsibility for the internet usage of children in their charge." Two courts have found COPA unconstitutional and the Supreme Court has upheld the ban on its enforcement, while asking a lower court to examine whether technological measures such as filtering could be as effective as the law in shielding children; thus this trial. The article does not mention that it was the DOJ's preparation for the trial that was behind its earlier request that search companies turn over their records — a request that only Google refused.

213 comments

  1. I'll just say it in advance by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Comment 1: Think of the children
    Comment 2: It's the parents job to police their kids
    Comment 3: Parents can't police all the time

    Just call this a meta-post so that we can get the generic comments out of the way.

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    1. Re:I'll just say it in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Comment 1: Think of the children

      Isn't thinking about children a little too much what is causing all the trouble here?

    2. Re:I'll just say it in advance by soft_guy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new .. oh wait.

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    3. Re:I'll just say it in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd also like to say

      Journal written by narramissic (997261) and posted by kdawson on Monday October 23, @04:59PM

      Get a room you two

    4. Re:I'll just say it in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R Kelly?

    5. Re:I'll just say it in advance by fireman+sam · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Comment 4: In soviet russia porn downloads you.

      Comment 5:
      Step 1: Porn
      Step 2: ???
      Step 3: Profit

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    6. Re:I'll just say it in advance by ResidntGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "think of the children" post would be sarcastic. "Think of the children" on slashdot is ALWAYS sarcastic. The next time you see "think of the children", think "sarcasm", OK?

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    7. Re:I'll just say it in advance by SeaFox · · Score: 2, Funny
      I, for one, welcome our new .. oh wait.

      Our new child protecting, internet sanitizing overlords and their army of enslaved ISP admins?
    8. Re:I'll just say it in advance by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

      It helps to think of it in either a Moe or Mrs. Lovejoy voice, for those who don't know.

    9. Re:I'll just say it in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the hell do you think kids learn about natural procreation. geez you think from their parents, the school, heck no its from other kids, and where magazines used to be the communal teaching aids, now the internet provides the visuals. If it was not natural, we would not be here. Grow up Republicans.

    10. Re:I'll just say it in advance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Comment 3: Parents can't police all the time

      So? It's still parents' job to police them. If they can't do it all the time, then they should think about it before even thinking of doing one. They don't pay me to be their babysitter.

    11. Re:I'll just say it in advance by benplaut · · Score: 1

      Our new underling overlords?

  2. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The COPA is a big pain in the ass for web site operators that makes unreasonable (and completly unbenificial) demands form us. The sooner this is struck down, the better.

  3. The name is wrong... by zappepcs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This, even if enforced, will not protect children from themselves, or the unscrupulous... it will, however, give polititians someone to roast on an open fire to make them look good in election years.... This should be the VFMA (vote for me act) as that is how it will be used, like many other bad laws in the US

    1. Re:The name is wrong... by Isbiten · · Score: 1

      How come you allow bills to be named? Is there any need to refer to the bills as "Protection for small puppies and orphanages" when in reality that bill wants to allow searches of homes without warrants. Even if it makes it easier to remember, than bill #13224114 it's seems to me that it's only abused anyway.

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    2. Re:The name is wrong... by DaFallus · · Score: 2

      "The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. "
      -Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

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  4. What if we held the same standards... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to the congressional page program?

  5. Copa is idiotic. by NewsSurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Any child who wants to get around these screenings can, unless a credit card is required, and some kids have cards anyway, or use their parents. This law just makes a headache for programmers and people who have to prove their innocence to not being a child.

    1. Re:Copa is idiotic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      needing a CC hasn't stopped children. I work for an online transaction company and I have had customers call in about transactions. I look up the transaction, it's for a WOW godly armor of knowledge. Customer doesn't know what that is. I ask about kids in the house playing said game. Que child's name being called and a nice "thank you."

  6. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If I were a betting woman, I'd put my money on the ACLU. Parents, schools, etc. have to take responsibility for the internet usage of children in their charge.

    That's not a bad bet given the previous rulings, but picking the odds of a court's decision based on one's own ideas of what people "have to" do seems like a lousy way of handicapping.

  7. COPA is idiotic by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    From a purely technical standpoint, these 'children protection' things are total bullshit. I remember faking my age all the time before I was 13 to get around those acts.

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    1. Re:COPA is idiotic by tinkerghost · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I recommend a fast google search on variations of "credit card generator".

      It would take someone about 15 minutes tops to generate a CC# to use on one of these sites. Unless they are going to require every adult related sited to take credit cards, they are only going to hit the CC validation routines, not test if they are valid accounts. Oh, and is the US government going to give out a free credit card with every bankruptcy now also?

      By the way, if I'm a US citizen, running a company based in Switzerland, hosting a site through a UK company, with servers based in Canada - does this law apply? How about if the domain is registered through a US company, but me, the company, the host, and the servers are all based outside the US?

    2. Re:COPA is idiotic by DittoBox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly. COPA is stupid because politicians don't understand technology, or don't care to understand. The entire COPA thing was a ploy by politicians to claim they had done something "for the children." It's a classic attempt by politicians to, A) Spread FUD to the ignorant, B) Propose fake solution that in some cases gets them elected (gains power) or helps their CEO buddies (Profit!!!). Politicians survive by fabricating problems or by making existing problems seem worse. It's their bread and butter.

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    3. Re:COPA is idiotic by SocratesJedi · · Score: 1

      Even worse: I remember getting a Yahoo account deactivated for listing MM/DD/2000 as the birth date for want of keeping that information private (what need could Yahoo have for such information?) when I was of age to use it. It's worse than doing nothing at all.

    4. Re:COPA is idiotic by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      It would take someone about 15 minutes tops to generate a CC# to use on one of these sites.

      Why? Tonnes and tonnes of free pr0n on images.google.com

      Why waste your time?

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    5. Re:COPA is idiotic by needacoolnickname · · Score: 2, Insightful
      By the way, if I'm a US citizen, running a company based in Switzerland, hosting a site through a UK company, with servers based in Canada - does this law apply? How about if the domain is registered through a US company, but me, the company, the host, and the servers are all based outside the US?


      I think you just don't want to pay the taxman.
    6. Re:COPA is idiotic by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I know, those damn PG-13 movies just have too much sex and violence for you to handle at 12. It's those rebels like you that ruin the movies for all of us!

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    7. Re:COPA is idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you do?

      Rephrase: who among us wants to pay one cent more than we are legally obligated to pay the taxman?

    8. Re:COPA is idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Although I'd bet that this works on a few sites, I tried CC generators many times back when I was a minor. Every site I tried the number was rejected at submission. Seems to me that most sites use more sophisticated means of verifying a CC# than saying that the first X digits correspond with bank Y.

      **disclaimer** I would've never accepted something bought on a fake card, just wanted to see if they worked at all.

      Also this was back in the mid-90's I would bet that the methods used are much more sophisticated now.

    9. Re:COPA is idiotic by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      In order ty buy something, the system calls out to the central processing offices, which contact the banks & verify the availible credit. So no, a CC generator won't help to buy anything. But if the system is looking for a CC# just to 'verify' age, then there are routines available to verify if the CC is a valid number - without verifying that it is a valid account.

    10. Re:COPA is idiotic by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      By the way, if I'm a US citizen, running a company based in Switzerland, hosting a site through a UK company, with servers based in Canada - does this law apply? How about if the domain is registered through a US company, but me, the company, the host, and the servers are all based outside the US?

      If you transmit anything to anyone in the US in violation of the act then you can be prosecuted as soon as you step foot in the US. Federal courts take a very expansive view of their jurisdiction.

    11. Re:COPA is idiotic by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      Aww, come on, the credit card number validation is not magic. It's just Luhn check digit validation. The last number of the card number is the check digit.

    12. Re:COPA is idiotic by fourchannel · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up please! For us to shoot ourselves in the foot in the 'hopes of protecting kids' (which will simply use their ingenuity to bypass the filter like the previous poster said), won't help anything. It will just set the stage for more useless, ill concieved legislation to make it's way into our lives and set us on the downward spiral to 1984.

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  8. Political vs Commercial Speach by Maclir · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't see any reference to that distinction in the Constitution.....

    1. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you're referring to. Freedom of speech is balanced along with our other freedoms and case law has upheld political speech as the most stringently protected, while commercial speech is the least protected based upon how that speech conflicts with other rights. For example, claiming a political candidate is the best choice because they don't kill people is much more highly protected than a commercial claiming a product does not kill people. In the former case, even if the speech was factually incorrect, it would probably take a slander case from the politician himself to get it pulled, while in the latter case truth in advertising laws could easily get the speech censored.

    2. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I don't see any reference to that distinction in the Constitution.....

      Yet the courts support different standards for all sorts of speech. Print > Broadcast > Advertising, for example. Personal web pages and comments are generally afforded the same protection as print. Not all speech is created equal.

      Like it or not, the courts have as much role as the legislative branch in making laws, as far as practical matters are concerned.

    3. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedom of speech is balanced along with our other freedoms and case law has upheld political speech as the most stringently protected, while commercial speech is the least protected based upon how that speech conflicts with other rights.

      Actually courts have been fairly consistent in ruling hate speech (aka fightin' words) to have the least amount of constitutional protection.

    4. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Actually courts have been fairly consistent in ruling hate speech (aka fightin' words) to have the least amount of constitutional protection.

      Well, hate speech that is political almost always wins when it gets to federal court, but if you're talking about speech that is directed at an individual then it can constitute assault or blackmail, or a threat and yes that speech has little protection because it conflicts very strongly with other basic rights that are also protected by the law. You make a good point.

    5. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by MBCook · · Score: 1

      I've never seen "seperation of church and state", "right to privacy", "right to their own body", and many other things in there... but they keep appearing. It doesn't matter which side you're on. The "living document" keeps "evolving" new words that we must abide by even if they don't seem to be written there.

      You've got to keep a close watch on people. Everyone from atheist to the far religeous right to NAMBLA to the ACLU seem to think The Constiution says they are right. It may, it may not, but they all claim it.

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    6. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      "right to privacy", "right to their own body"

      Please see the Ninth Amendment, as well as the Fourth.

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    7. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Wow.. You make refuting comments soo easy.

      ---I've never seen "seperation of church and state"

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; (Bill of Rights, Amendment 1)

      "right to privacy"

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. (Bill of Rights, Amendment 4)

      "right to their own body"

      (Reread Amendment 4)

      ---and many other things in there... but they keep appearing. It doesn't matter which side you're on. The "living document" keeps "evolving" new words that we must abide by even if they don't seem to be written there.

      Try reading the document. It's rather clear in the language and its intent.

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    8. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

      Well, that takes care of separation of church and Congress. So why is it unconstitutional for a school to force all students to say a Christian prayer - or to keep students from saying one if they want to? The principal isn't Congress.

      As the OP said, it's the interpretation, not the exact wording.

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    9. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      14th amendment.

      Keep reading.

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    10. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      That's not entirely correct. When we think of right to privacy (for instance, Lawrence v. Texas) and peoples right to their own body (Roe v. Wade) it's almost always the Due Process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment that is invoked. True, the fourth amendment protects against illegal searches and such, but it says nothing about allowing people to be gay. Among non-lawyers, the Fourteenth Amendment is easily forgotten, but it is one of the greatest of them all, right up there with amendment one. It made institutionalized racism illegal, it ensures equality, and it gives due process rights to everyone. That last one is mindnumbingly important, it is what ensures that all americans are granted the liberties that they have a right to, even though they aren't specifically spelled out in the constitution. Stuff like abortions, contraceptives, choice in secual partner, privacy, etc.

    11. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why is it unconstitutional for a school to force all students to say a Christian prayer

      Because I'm paying for it, and I'm not a Christian. That's not fair, and it's not Constitutional.

    12. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      With the Federal Board of Education now in place, who votes in appropiations bills?

      Thats right, the Congress. It would be illegal to fund forced religious happenings within a public institution. It is also against the law to keep their child home, due to truancy laws.

      I can see why forced prayer in schools became illegal, along with valedectorian speeches of religion (you have no choice to avoid them). What I cant understand is when the schools prevent the students from privately saying them.

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    13. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by gkhan1 · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. The fourth amendment doesn't give you a full right to privacy, and it doesn't give you any rights to your own body. It gives you a right not to have your house searched without a warrant, but that's it. Sure that is a small part of privacy, but it sure as hell ain't the whole thing! It says nothing about, say, homosexuality (which is THE most important issue in privacy-law), nor does it mention right to your own body anywhere.

      No, both of those rights are ensured by the due process clause of the fourteenth amendment. The most famous cases related to "right to privacy" and "right to your own body" is arguably Lawrence v. Texas and Roe v. Wade. BOTH of those cases was won because the law that was broken was found to be in violation of the fourteenth amendment. And the GP has sort-of a murky point there somewhere; due process is anything but clear. The constitution never explicitly states that you have any sort of right to privacy. This statement: "...nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law..." has been interpreted that way, but it is in no way clear-cut.

      Before you start lecuring people in law, make sure you've got your amendments straight.

    14. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by John+Miles · · Score: 1

      What I cant understand is when the schools prevent the students from privately saying them.

      That simply does not happen outside the American Family Association's press releases.

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    15. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      actually A is a violation but B is not (and in fact should be protected by it)

      The Trick is "officer of the ...." is how this gets hooked in (fed money runs the School so the fed calls the rules)
      Congress > Fed Government > Funding > Hi Teacher

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    16. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      A string of Supreme Court decisions would disagree with you, and their opinion carries a lot more weight. Commercial speech was considered totally without Constitutional protection until the 1970s; today it is protected but it is considered far less valuable than non-commercial speech in First Amendment jurisprudence.

    17. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't see any reference to that distinction in the Constitution.....

      That's because you're the exact kind of shit-for-brains the ounding fathers foresaw. One of them explicitly was against including the Bill of Rights because " ... in two hundred years, some fool will say a right doesn't exist because it was not enumerated here."

      Read up on not only the Constitution, but also on the arguments called upon in the sessions leading to its drafting.

      If you're too fucking lazy/stupid/both, note that dipshits like you were foreseen, so they ended up including, right there in the Bill of Rights, Amendment X, which reads, "The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."

      See, they saw you coming even that far back.

    18. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by MBCook · · Score: 1

      I agree. There are basis for all those in there. I meant the literal words, which I why I quoted them. There are differences between the establishment clause and the "government can never have anything to do with religion every" line many "church and state" people would have you believe is in the constitution.

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    19. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      You're not very familiar with the US Education system, are you? Public schools are mainly funded and run locally, secondarily by the state. Some public schools get some federal funding, but when they do, it's a very tiny percentage of their total budget. In fact, some states are now entirely eschewing federal funding so that they do not have to abide by the No Child Left Behind requirements. So how can you claim that a teacher in a school that is receiving no federal funding, and does not answer to the federal government, only state and local governments, counts as "Congress"?

      But the amendment is interpreted as meaning that it applies to anyone at any level of government. Interpretation vs exact wording is the whole point of this thread.

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    20. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;

      Well, that takes care of separation of church and Congress. So why is it unconstitutional for a school to force all students to say a Christian prayer - or to keep students from saying one if they want to? The principal isn't Congress.

      That's easy, forcing students to pray in school, if it is a public school means government is establishing a religion. I still recall having a teacher harshly apply a ruler to my hands when I refused to pray in a public school. Now I wonder what all of those who want prayers in school would think if the Buddhist Four Noble Truths and the Wiccan Reed were said.

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    21. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually courts have been fairly consistent in ruling hate speech (aka fightin' words) to have the least amount of constitutional protection.

      Really? Look it up, bozo -- the last time the "fighting words" defense was upheld in a US court was in 1949.

      In any case, the whole "hate speech/crime" thing is bullshit. It's nothing but an acceptable form of thought crime.

    22. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You've got to keep a close watch on people. Everyone from atheist to the far religeous right to NAMBLA to the ACLU seem to think The Constiution says they are right. It may, it may not, but they all claim it.

      Well, what did you expect ? The exact same thing's been done to the Bible, Koran, and every other religious text I know of. The Constitution, written by the Prophet Muhammed^H^HFounding Fathers, is no exception. It gives authorization to whoever is bold enough to twist it to his purposes.

      For anyone wanting to mod me Troll, just look at how often someone comes up with an argument like: "Do you really think George Washington, Sam Adams, Patrick Henry, and Thomas Jefferson would approve of the Patriot Act?" Can you honestly say that I'm incorrect in comparing this to the treatment religious texts and leaders ?

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    23. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Any school that does this is ignorant of the law. It is perfectly legal to have a Christian club on a school campus, provided they are treated equally with any group that wants to form a Wicca club, a GLBT club, a NASA club, or a "Pimp my ride" club. I'm not religious, and I'm very much for seperation of church and state, however, I also have to balance that against groups of people who wish to freely associate in non-class time, regardless of what I think about the group.

    24. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      No, it's not an interpretation. The 14th Amendment, when it says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States" protects the rights granted in the 1st Amendment from meddling by the states, too.

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    25. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Well, that takes care of separation of church and Congress. So why is it unconstitutional for a school to force all students to say a Christian prayer - or to keep students from saying one if they want to? The principal isn't Congress.

      Congress is the government (part of it, anyway) and the (public) school system is run by a part of the government, thus the constiution applies.

      if this is a private school, the constitution has nothing to do with anything and they can legally enforce such things, to the best of my knowledge anyway.

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    26. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i hate replying to myself, but i hit the button too soon (preview and submit should be further apart) and didn't add that the 2nd one (preventing prayer) would be unconstitutional if it is a public school, AFAIK, but would again be completely legal to ban prayer in a private school. again, to the best of my knowledge.

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    27. Re:Political vs Commercial Speach by compro01 · · Score: 1

      interesting idea.

      the similarity would really land on the fact that both are rather open to interpretation (one interpreted by the judical system, the other by the leaders of religious faction X) and the actual meaning depends on that interpretation.

      look at how many organizations are pushing things "supported" by the constitution, usually with completely differing goals/views, both supported by the same text.

      now compare to the number of differant flavours of Christianity, all of which are based on the same book, more-or-less, yet can differ rather widely.

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  9. Re:Nothing to do with the constitution by MindStalker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Comeon, do tell. Are you serious or was this just a troll. Hell the current "conservative" judges in the Supreme Court also had some problems with this. Not enough to knock it out completly, but they are being careful, knowing its not quite right.

  10. What is Inappropriate? by Blackknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This law sounds incredibly vague. What is inappropriate? If I have a few cuss words on my home page does that mean I have to block everybody? What about bikini pics? How about articles that some people think are inappropriate because of their religious beliefs?

    How does this affect web hosting companies? We host thousands of domains and I'm sure some of them could be considered inappropriate for kids.

    It's not a site owner's job to filter out people that might be offended by the content, if you don't like a site don't go there.

    1. Re:What is Inappropriate? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What about string bikini pics.

      What about bikini pics that you can make out anatomy through (oh wait, JC Penneys add three months ago had that and it ran in the newspaper too).

      What about a lady in a full corset & stockings (that cover more than the bikini). ...holding a banana ...holding a zuchinni ...holding a vibrator ...holding a realistic dildo ...holding a real guy. ...with just a hint of her aereola showing. ...with the top half showing. ...with nipples. ...oh wait, it's really a male transexual (male nipples being legal) ...but he's in a corset. ...but that was fine for Tim Curry

      Someone else said it best here in the past.

      PLEASE post a web page with a continuam of pictures from fully appropriate to fully inappropriate with each one flagged as to how appropriate or inappropriate it is. That way we can all go to it and see what is an is not appropriate to have on the web.

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    2. Re:What is Inappropriate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Personally, I think it's more inappropriate that our children can see all the violence that they want pretty much without restriction, but, *gasp* if they're exposed to a nipple, they're corrupted!

      But it's Ok to breast feed a baby.

      I tell ya, I just don't get American society....and I was born here!

    3. Re:What is Inappropriate? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      I think a bigger problem is equal protection under the law clause, for example in NYC it's perfectly legal for a woman or a man to be in public, on the street with their breasts exposed but it's illegal for a television station in NYC to show the woman's breasts to their audience in NYC! The concept that equal content can be illegal or legal depending on how it's delivered is just crazy.

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    4. Re:What is Inappropriate? by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 1

      "male nipples being legal"

      If you ever have occasion to utter that sentence, consider moving to a different country. Really.

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    5. Re:What is Inappropriate? by dodongo · · Score: 1
      What about bikini pics?


      What about Photoshopped pictures of a Supreme Court justice in a bikini?

      I had to give a presentation on my favorite SCOTUS justice, and, well, Ruth Bader Ginsburg wins. What can I say?
    6. Re:What is Inappropriate? by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Well I'm a parent, and I can partially answer that.

      I have two kids, aged 4 and 6. Both of them know a bit about human anatomy. Both of them know what a human body looks like in its most natural state. It's not a big deal. Neither of them have yet asked how the baby gets inside a woman's tummy (though they've seen pictures of one coming out), but when it comes, they'll get a truthful (if undetailed, depending on how old they are) answer.

      As intelligent as my kids are, though, at their ages I can't think of a good way to explain concepts like suicidal thoughts, mental illness, relationship breakdown and racist prejudice. Understanding this stuff requires a certain maturity that four year olds don't have. (The Australian OFLC refers to this sort of material as "adult themes".) That is indeed inappropriate for young kids, or at least my kids.

      So what is "innappropriate"? Every child is different! My six-year-old has no problem with Saturday morning cartoon anime-style violence, but gets upset if a Disney character can't find his mother.

      All I want is the tools to make parental screening effective. On movies, and television, I want a good ratings system so I can choose what my kids watch. On web sites? Well, my kids don't use the web yet. But probably the most useful thing would be some kind of standard (voluntary) ratings system, and legal recourse should a web site lie about its rating. Ratings are open to opinion, but I think we can tell the difference between a difference of opinion and actual lying.

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    7. Re:What is Inappropriate? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1
      male nipples being legal
      Where I'm from, technically it's not illegal for women to go topless in public. You see, it's sexist to say that men can do it, and women can't, and they couldn't very well say men couldn't go topless (what about the beach), so the had to say women could go topless. In reality, very few do, and I don't recall if i've seen it after the 6 month time period following the point where it became legal, but the point is, is that it is legal.
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    8. Re:What is Inappropriate? by bpb213 · · Score: 1

      Actually, just to correct you on one point, as a transexual myself.

      A male transexual is a person born female, transitioning or transitioned to male.
      A female transexual is a person born male, transitioning or transitioned to female.

      Female transexuals are refered to as she/her, and male transexuals are refered to as him/he.

      A male transexual would probably not wear a corset (corsets being largely gender innapropriate for males).
      And a female transexual's nipples are no more legal to show in public then a genetic females nipples.

      If you are going to try to use us as examples, at least try to be correct about it. There are more of us then you would think ;)

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    9. Re:What is Inappropriate? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Well.. I'm male (6'5" actually) and I've worn a corset *and* fishnet hose....

      I would think from the context I was speaking of a male who had become a female.

      Obviously the law varies in different parts of the country.

      This is slash dot and I will use ABSOLUTELY casual examples in my casual conversations for any major or minor group.

      And really it's easier to casually insult everyone equally without any malice rather than being paralyzed and unable to talk because I may not know the sub-rules that one member of a class may hold.

      However- your opinion's are valid and will probably influence future transexual examples that I give.

      That being said the last transexual conversation I had involved the planet transylvania.

      I'm betting that at least one female transexual who was flat-chested would plead male-ness to escape a fine.

      Personally, the entire nipple thing on either sex is bogus (even when attached to big bouncing boobies).

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    10. Re:What is Inappropriate? by bpb213 · · Score: 1

      I understood the context of the comment (as MtF), just wanted to point out the incorrectness of calling that person a "male". There was not supposed to be any hard feelings there, just an polite correction (because the large majority of people don't understand us, I try to do outreach when I can). So I took no insult from it, just asking you to please do as you said and consider the proper terminology for future conversations (if indeed you ever talk about transexuals again ;) ).

      And yes, I completly agree that the whole nipple/breast in public thing is completely bogus, for all sexes.

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    11. Re:What is Inappropriate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why should they? Flexible censorship is more useful for them (aka gives them more power)

  11. Obligatory by cpu_fusion · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children given access to the Internet by their parents?

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck the children and fuck "save the children" politics and polititions.

      Parents, do your fucking job. It's not about disallowing visuals or access it's about teaching (morals and the like). All you can do is hope your kids do what you feel is in there best intrest when you're not around. You Can't Force Kids to Do Anything (my own childhood proves that one solidly).

      If you want to attempt to control your child's access to something it's YOUR responsibility to do so - not mine you fucking ass-wipes.

    2. Re:Obligatory by Nephilium · · Score: 4, Interesting

      One of my favorite "Think of the children" quotes...

      Rule 1: When someone talks about 'the children' watch out for your wallet.
      Rule 2: When someone talks about 'the children' watch out for your freedoms.
      And now, it seems:
      Rule 3: When someone talks about 'the children' watch out for your democracy.

      - Andrew Stuttaford

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    3. Re:Obligatory by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Sorry man, you're all wrong. Everyone knows the first rule about the children is "you don't talk about the children".

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  12. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mod this kook down, this is a hoax. Everyone knows that Bush is going to take over this country and create the the Union of North America (UNA), not the North American Union you retard. Get the facts straight.

  13. nanny state by User+956 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Parents, schools, etc. have to take responsibility for the internet usage of children in their charge.

    Why is it that the ACLU has to fight in court to get people to understand something that should be painfully obvious? Man up people, the government is not your mommy.

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    1. Re:nanny state by stratjakt · · Score: 0

      Why mandatory tougher sentences for people dealing drugs inside a school zone?

      Because parents and teachers can't be next to their children 24 hours a day, and we don't want somebody trying to sell them crack.

      I also don't want my kids buying alcohol, cigarettes or porn. I cannot be there with them every time they are in a store. I rely on the law to prevent the clerk from selling them these things.

      I don't believe in this act, but I don't buy the "everything your kid says or does is your fault because there is no way people other than the parent can influence their kids."

      I want people who go out of their way to entice my children into buying crack, alcohol, tobacco or pornography to be held accountable. I want the guy who starts up a pokemon forum as a front to hit on and flirt with preteen boys held accountable.

      I just think this act is useless. But, it is absolutely the governments job to protect its citizenry.

      Ever wonder why you're alive? The government keeps you that way, by threatening those sick of you with punishment for what they call "murder".

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    2. Re:nanny state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also don't want my kids buying alcohol, cigarettes or porn. I cannot be there with them every time they are in a store. I rely on the law to prevent the clerk from selling them these things.

      If you can't trust your kid to obey the simple rules, by what right do you allow them to travel unescorted in public? You can and must be there every time your kid is unescorted by an adult; until such time as that child is old enough to be responsible for their own behaviour.

      It's no one else's job to enforce your personal little taboos. Maybe you think women need to have their heads covered with scarves, and that your children shouldn't have to see women with their heads bared. Maybe you don't think they should hear anything aside from your religious beliefs. Maybe you want to indoctrinate them in any one of a thousand different ways.

      Tough. Other people have rights, too. It's called free speech. If you don't want your young kids in a porn store, keep an eye on them until they're old enough to decide if they want to go in on their own. Once they're an adult, they get the right to make their own decisions. Until then, *you* have to take responsibility for their decisions.

    3. Re:nanny state by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Overall, I am on your side, but have some differences of policy (?).

      My 15 year old just pointed out to me that if I were to implement filtering or other measures, she would try to circumvent them to get where she wanted- if successful, then she would go to "worse sites than Foamy the Squirrel" ( she is turned off by pr0n, and Foamy is the most "subversive" site she visits).

      I think that the best you can do is to influence your kids in their early formative years to instill a sense of values that reflect your own, you can then try to further that set of values as they get older (best bet is to keep an open dialog with them- you want them to honestly talk to you about stuff!).
      After that, all you can hope for is that you have done your job.
      Your kids are individuals- they will try to go where their imagination and curiousity take them- all you can do is encourage them, inhibit them, or (more likely) some middle ground in between.

      It's a tough call for parents wanting to protect and at the same time educucate their kids to the real world.
      Pretty much you are damned if you do and damned if you don't- it all depends on the foundation that was built during the early years, IMHO.

      I don't have a real problem with adults partaking in recreational drugs, but am supportive of the laws making it harsher on the dealers in a school zone, but this will not stop the kids really wanting to go there.

      I also understand that working parents may have to depend on third parties to help raise their children nowdays. but my sympathy is limited here- ya' gotta make up your mind where your priorities are, and take some personal responsibility for your choice.

      It's tough, no doubt about it, but to pass the responsibility off to third parties is the wrong approach- be proactive! (that's what got you into this to start with- you procreated- take responsibility for that choice!)

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  14. COPA is pointless by springbox · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I can see that there were some "good intentions" to protect children or whatever the case might have been, but if you've seen most web sites with a COPA agreement (phpBB in particular), as a registering user, you have two choices:


    "I am under 13"
    "I am 13 or older."

    Ok great! Now only the honest kids will be prevented from signing up to most forums. It's about as ridiculous as the "YES, I'm 18 or older" on adult pr0n sites.

    It would seem as if COPA is only protecting the site operators in the event that something bad DOES happen to young childern. These kids can still get themselves into trouble if they want. I guess some people think that the fancy agreement is somehow significant (as seen in EULAs.)

    1. Re:COPA is pointless by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 1

      That's COPPA, not COPA. COPA is "Son of CDA" or the "OMG kiddi3z can look at b008i35!!!!" Law.

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    2. Re:COPA is pointless by jackharrer · · Score: 1

      This kind of check works perfect in States and UK. If you're under 13 you probably still cannot read anyway...

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    3. Re:COPA is pointless by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      It would seem as if COPA is only protecting the site operators in the event that something bad DOES happen to young childern. These kids can still get themselves into trouble if they want. I guess some people think that the fancy agreement is somehow significant (as seen in EULAs.)
      If it is obvious that the site owner should have known that [User] was below X years of age, they could theoretically be held liable.

      Example: Myspace pages where kids claim "i was born in 1970" but also have "tee hee hee, I'm 12" on their webpage. Myspace goes around deleting/whatever those pages for violating the TOS.

      Most importantly, if you behave like you have an obligation to do [something], the law can easily decide that your users have an expectation of [something]. Cue the civil lawsuits saying "it's your fault X happend to my kid, because you didn't [something]"
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    4. Re:COPA is pointless by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Ok great! Now only the honest kids will be prevented from signing up to most forums.

      What does "honest" mean? Teaching my kids honesty would be one of my top priorities, but I'd also tell them to feel free to click whatever the hell they want on the web. Being "honest" when clicking a radio button on a web site is not one of my top moral priorities.

      Oh noes! I lied to a computer program! It must feel so... hurt.

  15. You'll have to pry CmdrTaco's child porn by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    from his clammy, sticky, hands!

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  16. How bout filters.txt by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    I say we just add a filters.txt to our sites similar to robots.txt .. we then list pages that might be offsensive/adult in nature, and then make someone else responsible for filtering.

    So that I can say I did due diligence using standard protocols - you failed to protect your kid or your kid circumvented the protocol.

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    1. Re:How bout filters.txt by budgenator · · Score: 1

      They already have all kinds of filters, most porn sites have pages devoted to how to install content filters, and most reputable porn (OK Don't laugh) have the meta info to allow those filtes to work. The truth is pre-adults can't legally spend money on the internet, so why waste the bandwidth on them?

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    2. Re:How bout filters.txt by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Who decides what's offensive or adult in nature? Is guns.ru adult in nature? Are news reports about massacres in Darfur adult or offensive? What about websites reviewing video games?

      Frankly, I don't like the idea of anyone controlling what my kids see but me. A human being can only recognize something once its been shown or described to them. If you prevent kids from seeing "bad" things, how can they know such things are bad?

  17. NICE BIG COCKS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    That's what we need, a Tyler Durden inspired version of those ribbon campaigns. With AJAX, we could have a throbbing, erect member appear briefly, center screen on participating sites.

    THE TYLER DURDEN CAMPAIGN FOR YOU TAKING FULL FUCKING RESPONSIBILTY FOR RAISING YOUR OFFSPRING.


    Right on message and Mac users would love it too!
  18. Comment 4: by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If parents raise their children in a halfway decent manner, having them exposed to some awful sites will cause revulsion but not harm.

    Gah, kids don't spontaneously explode if they don't wear a helmet while tricycling.

    1. Re:Comment 4: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Gah, kids don't spontaneously explode if they don't wear a helmet while tricycling.

      You're clearly not rigging the detonators properly.

    2. Re:Comment 4: by pclminion · · Score: 1

      If parents raise their children in a halfway decent manner, having them exposed to some awful sites will cause revulsion but not harm.

      Ahh, the sight of the naked female form. Yep, that should definitely inspire revulsion.

      I've got an idea that will solve this once and for all. From here on out, all women must wear garments covering their bodies from head to toe.

  19. No, COPA is working as designed. by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Insightful
    > From a purely technical standpoint, these 'children protection' things are total bullshit. I remember faking my age all the time before I was 13 to get around those acts.

    DOS: No serial number required.
    95/98/SE: To cut down on casual piracy, enter this serial number.
    Win2K: Since that didn't work, it might phone home unless you ask nicely that it not phone home.
    XP: Since that didn't work, it won't activate until you let it phone home. Don't worry, we won't nuke existing installations.
    Vista: Since that didn't work, we'll nuke any box that stops phoning.

    Or if we're talking copyright - witness the evolution of the NET Act ("It's a crime if you sell it"), the DMCA ("It's a crime if you crack DRM"), and the attempt to pass something harsher (SSSCA/CBDTPA) a few years later. (Look for another attempt after the elections, and/or something to mandate DRM into the hardware specifications, as Vista takes hold in the marketplace and is once again cracked...)

    COPA was designed to ensure that under-12 kids could get Myspace pages, that under-18 kids can click "I'm over 18" to see b00bies, and that (not legally required, but I've seen it on many brewery/winery/distillery pages) under-21 people can click "I'm over 21" to read about booze.

    After a few years, and after enough "horror stories" have appeared in the press about how 11-year-olds are being victimized on Myspace, 15-year-olds are seeing teh b00bies, and underage drinkers are able to read about beer, legislators will have a wide selection ready-made excuses to come up with some sort of "Real ID" or single-signon system for the Intertubes.

    The courts only decide whether or not something's constitutional. Until they do so, it is constitutional. When the courts strike down COPA, it will be replaced by something even worse.

    1. Re:No, COPA is working as designed. by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "that under-18 kids can click "I'm over 18" to see b00bies"

      Please click the following link to see a couple of really nice boobies.

      http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/40/ad_32741n .jpg

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    2. Re:No, COPA is working as designed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Children in north american victimised through the internet: Probably less than a dozen, certainly less than 100.
      > Children victimised in north american churches: thousands.
      >
      > I think we know where the real problem is.

      Yeah. "Churches can afford lobbyists."

    3. Re:No, COPA is working as designed. by bky1701 · · Score: 1

      I see boobies all the time. I watch the news. Whenever anything political comes on, bam, boobies. I don't really understand why people like to look at them so much... just makes me feel as if I am living in a sea of morons... but yeah.

    4. Re:No, COPA is working as designed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Vista: Since that didn't work, we'll nuke any box that stops phoning.

      Do you have a source for this, or are you just trolling? Thanks.
    5. Re:No, COPA is working as designed. by Identifiable+Coward · · Score: 1

      If you look really closely you can see a third boobie.

  20. awesome by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Glad it's the ACLU and not the EFF, now we might actually win!

    1. Re:awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true. For all of their Christians have no rights b.s., they do protect free speech in some cases.

    2. Re:awesome by Chmcginn · · Score: 1
      For all of their Christians have no right right to proselytize in schools/courtrooms/etc. b.s., they do protect free speech in some cases.
      Fixed that for you.
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  21. How about voluntary filtering? by nEJC76 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been wondering, why don't the adult web-masters voluntarily put something like
    <META NAME="might_be_inaporopriate" CONTENT="true">

    Let the net-nanny type apps handle it, and be done with it...
    Its lot less painfull than moving to .xxx domains and the parents not using filtering software have only self to blame.

    I know l33t kids could get around it, but it's an offer of hand.

    1. Re:How about voluntary filtering? by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention that. There is a rating system called RSACi that does just this - and it is as easy as a few checkboxes. Internet Explorer supports filtering based on it, since 6.0 at least.

      While not perfect, it would certainly filter better than just having "13 or older" and "less than 13" links to sign up for a forum!

    2. Re:How about voluntary filtering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its called PICS

    3. Re:How about voluntary filtering? by michaelhood · · Score: 1

      They do.

      And it works almost exactly like you described.

      Adult site operators have no interest in having underage people seeing their sites.

      Forgetting the obvious moral issues, there's simply no money in it. Bandwidth costs money, and kids don't have credit cards.

      This is about a bunch of lazy parents.

    4. Re:How about voluntary filtering? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      There are such methods; ICRA (nee RSACi) is one of them, then there's an older system called SafeSurf. Both are supported (last I checked) by MSIE and censorware packages. Not sure about Firefox or like.

      I have only a few beefs with these systems:

      • Metadata on HTML sucks. PICS labels are antiquated and complex. ICRA tries something based on RDF but I haven't so far seen an open, completely free-to-use standard based on RDF. We probably need something modeled after Dublin Core / Creative Commons metadata.
      • ICRA keeps a database of the rated sites and the ToC says they can demand you to remove the ratings if they're incorrect (not sure how frequently they do that though). Since they don't even give detailed definition of some of the labels, I find this a little bit unreasonable. Fuzzy gut-feeling ratings are possibly adequate, but the big point of voluntary rating would be that no one would police them; since the site owner is tasked with the labeling in the first place, not the authority that designs the labeling system, you have to trust the labeler's honesty!
      • ICRA and SS ratings are probably a little bit too complex. Like you suggested, it would probably be simpler to just have "appropriate for children: yes/no" label. Or "age group: children/teens/adults". It can't be that difficult!
    5. Re:How about voluntary filtering? by compro01 · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure that practically every adult site already does something very similar with the META tags (an adult content tag or something. i'm not sure at the moment). it's one of the things that net-sitting software checks, along with other measures like whitelists and blacklists.

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  22. Just a reminder as we vote out Republican bums... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...for their thorough trashing of our republic, that them Dem bums we will be voting in are just as bad.

    COPA was passed Dem help in congress and signed by a Dem Prez.

  23. I can see a big problem here by jackharrer · · Score: 1

    As always somebody's trying to blame some organizations, not parents. They're easier to sue.
    But be honest, how can you check the age of kid? There's no way. Only way would be to use some kind of adult interaction. Let's say - if kid wants to register for this kind of page it needs to be done by adult. How? Simple. Bu using credit card. AFAIK it's quite popular with pr0n sites (no, I'm not registered with even one). This way companies can always put a blame on adults, effectively protecting themselves from being sued.
    Of course there's a problem - less kids registered - means less income. And kids prefer their parents NOT TO KNOW what is going on with them. It's always easier to blame somebody.

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    1. Re:I can see a big problem here by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 5, Informative

      Let's say - if kid wants to register for this kind of page it needs to be done by adult. How? Simple. Bu using credit card.

      You're out of date. More and more minors are getting credit cards.

      Of course there's a problem - less kids registered - means less income.

      If you're talking about kids and porn sites, you're way off. Do you know anyone in the porn business? Kids don't have a lot of money but do have time. Kids don't like to create records of porn viewing and don't want anyone to be able to track them. They are the least likely to pay any money of all demographics. Do you know what is really bad for a porn business? Publicity. Clients like to be anonymous because of the social stigma. One case of parents catching kids using a site can cause a huge hubbub and lose them a lot of business as their clients move elsewhere to avoid any possible publicity.

      Most porn cites would be very happy to have a way to stop kids from visiting their sites. It would be good for business. Most porn cites voluntarily submit their names to parental controls lists and the major ones even help fund a consolidated database to make it easier for the industry to have good listings. They also tend to use good keywords to help search cites accurately mark them as adult. Less registered kids means more income and less liability, not less income.

    2. Re:I can see a big problem here by gknoy · · Score: 1
      Let's say - if kid wants to register for this kind of page it needs to be done by adult. How? Simple. Bu using credit card.


      You're out of date. More and more minors are getting credit cards.


      A credit card requirement doesn't prevent a child from getting access to Naughty Stuff. It prevents them from doing it without their parents knowledge. When the parent sees Playboy on the kid's credit card, she/he will know that something is up, and have the opportunity to (a) cancel the charge (and thus the acces), and (b) go have a talk with the kid.

      I'm all for requiring some sort of thing like that, for some sites ... unfortunately, I don't really TRUST that sort of site with my credit card numbers. ;)
    3. Re:I can see a big problem here by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      credit card requirement doesn't prevent a child from getting access to Naughty Stuff. It prevents them from doing it without their parents knowledge. When the parent sees Playboy on the kid's credit card, she/he will know that something is up, and have the opportunity to (a) cancel the charge (and thus the acces), and (b) go have a talk with the kid.

      Just because you use a credit card, er give a porn website a credit card number, doesn't mean it will appear on the credit card bill, some porn sites ask for one to verify age abnd don't bill the card. At least that what they say. But like you say later even if I wanted to view porn I wouldn't give my credit card info, I don't trust them with it.

      Falcon
    4. Re:I can see a big problem here by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      It prevents them from doing it without their parents knowledge. When the parent sees Playboy on the kid's credit card, she/he will know that something is up, and have the opportunity to (a) cancel the charge (and thus the acces), and (b) go have a talk with the kid.

      If porn companies wanted to, they could get around this by using a name that is not suspicious, like "Wal-Mort Online." Kids can get around it by using paypal or something and a random credit card name/number/date they grabbed from the internet. Credit cards are a terrible way to verify age.

  24. Just not feasible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To my mind this is like putting the responsibility for controlling underage drinking in the hands of the alcohol manufactures instead of the retailers and drinking establishments. How do you make a cap on a bottle that can be opened by a 21 year old but not a 20 year old? I don't think these controls can be feasibly implemented any further away than the initial person-Internet interface. once you are past that you have no means of absolutely determining age and identity.

  25. HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I want to know what is being done to protect adults FROM children. False allegations, false accusations, baiting, online deception, vandalism, slander, and the like.

    I spent two years in prison for some bullshit some kid said on me, and I had to not only prove it was impossible, but had to hire a lawyer to find a technicality in the trial to say the trial was bogus. Otherwise, without having a family on the outside with a little bit of money, I would be rotting in prison today. Go ahead, tell me children don't lie about being molested. Go ahead, tell me children don't lie. Go ahead, tell me! I will look you dead in the eye and tell you how full of **** you are.

    I bristle with anger whenever anybody does anything in the name of "protecting the children". These laws are being used to go on the equivalent of modern day witch hunts. Don't believe it? Wait until they come after you, and you're in front of a jury stating as plainly as possible, how what they are saying makes absolutely no sane common sense. It doesn't matter. The jury has been cherry picked jury of neo-conservative republicans. You'd get a much fairer jury if you stood outside Walmart and grabbed the first 13 people that walked in or out the door. When has any defendant ever had any say so or oversite in the picking of a jury? Answer: NEVER. Think about that. That's why America is so corrupt, its why everyone pleads out, its why you have the right to a jury trial in name only.

    I think any person who wants to protect children, needs to start by granting children more basic human rights. For one thing, to be considered as citizens of the country, and not property of their parents. To be given a say so in the development and passing of the laws under which they have to live under. To have the voluntary right to opt out of schools, which have become indoctrination camps to teach people to jump when they are told.

    There is no freedom in this country. You have freedom of mobility, and that's about it (and you have that anywhere). How many of the hundreds of thousands of laws on the books have you ever had any chance to vote on, ever been asked to vote on. How many of these bogus laws ever come up from review? Never. That's why there are ludicrous laws still on the book about not spitting from your donkey on the sidewalk in front of a lady during daylight hours.

    These laws are passed in some place far away in a room by a select group of people and then applied nationwide to the majority, who are too busy with their own lives struggling to make ends meet to travel to find these backrooms and stand up (even though they wouldn't be let in the door).

    1. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, Have you considered taking an anger management course?

    2. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He is right tough, children molestation accusations are false more often than not, but they still ruin the life of the accused beyond recovery, parents should be accountable for the damage that the lies of their children cause.

    3. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      These laws are being used to go on the equivalent of modern day witch hunts.

      It's not just the kids who sometimes lie about this stuff. However....

      When has any defendant ever had any say so or oversite in the picking of a jury? Answer: NEVER.

      Sorry, but this is untrue. I've served on a jury before, and both sides' attorneys got ample opportunity to interview potential jurors and to dismiss the ones they didn't like (the number of dismissals varies by jurisdiction). They also get the chance to object to dismissals if they feel the dismissal pattern of the opposing side is discriminatory. What's more, in criminal cases, the defendant only needs one juror to agree with them at the verdict in order to force the prosecution to retry or drop the case.

    4. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Web+Goddess · · Score: 1

      You sound like a pedophile. Get away.

    5. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by rantingkitten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Big deal, man. A trial by jury means that twelve people will decide your fate -- twelve people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty. That pretty much neutralizes a lot of faith I have in the justice system. For the record I am studying to be a criminal defense attorney, and I'm still saying this. Fact is that especially in situations involving children, the average yob is going to go into near-hysterics. Most of the world is not composed of rational, level-headed people.

      You're talking about a country where a huge percentage of the population still thinks the world is 6000 years old. These are your peers, as in "jury of your peers". The OP has a point -- justice in the American system has the illusion of fairness, but it is really quite silly.

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    6. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by e40 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I gotta stand up for young children here. They don't "lie" (in the majority of cases). They are manipulated into by adults, who definitely have an agenda. Try this on a 5 year old: ask them a question. Keep asking the question until they change the answer. It will happen, and it doesn't take too long. There was a very famous case, the McMartin preschool Trial, where this was known to happen. I quote:
      Critics have alleged that the questioners asked the children leading questions, repetitively, which, it is said, always yields positive responses from young children, making it impossible to know what the child actually experienced. Some claim the questioning alone may have led to false-memory syndrome among the children who were questioned.
      Frontline did a series of documentaries on this case, spanning a few years. Very interesting. Check it out.
    7. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Given the circumstances, I think he's managing his anger just fine. I'd be at least as angry.

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    8. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Wrong, son. Children lie. With impunity.

      My oldest boy (6) went to school one day with a playground bruise, and mad at his mother. When asked about the bruise, he told the school counsellor his mother hit him. That evening I came home to find my wife in jail and all my children confiscated - taken from their classrooms - by DFS and the city police. No one called me to let me know - not the police, not the schools, not DFS. The next day I had to endure all manner of indignities, a nasty police interview, being lumped in with pedophiles and slavers by DFS, a psychological evaluation, and social workers in my house, just to get my children returned to me. And no one ever accused me of anything!

      So months later I'm on my own with three school-age kids. My wife is still not allowed in the house. I have lawyer bills and social workers (for which I'm priviledged to pay) out the ass, and I'm looking at the ruin of mine and my wife's careers. The police will not leave us alone. I've been able to document without a shadow of a doubt that my wife did not strike my son, but it makes no difference. We're in the system now, and the people who run it are quite hysterical and beyond reason.

      And we haven't even gotten to the criminal part yet - the charges the prosecutor keeps threatining to file against my wife. She's not a US citizen. If the state charges her with a felony, she'll be deported. We're told by our lawyers we must avoid a trial at all costs because *we can't win*. The system is rigged in favor of the children, and the prosecutor is just waiting to put my children (ages 4,5,6) on the stand and force them to testify against my wife - leading questions and all. Its insane. And all over a bowl of ice cream.

    9. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who is spending four life sentences in the Florence, Colorado Supermax for molesting a boy that he was fostering, despite A: being physically incapable of doing so (that's why he's fostering, not fathering) and B: the boy in question having accused his previous four foster parents of exactly the same thing, neither of which facts were allowed as evidence at the trial. Sucks muchly. I, and most of the other people who know this guy, have subsequently refused to have anything to do with children, be alone with them, volunteer for children's organizations, or, obviously, foster children. That sucks, too, but it's not worth the risk.

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    10. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Umm, Have you considered taking an anger management course?

      Umm, listen up, pussy willow -- how many days in our penal system which not only condones, but encourages, homosexual rape would it take you to find need for an anger management course? You goddamned little suppurating twat, within minutes you'd be in need of a tears management course.

    11. Re:HOW ABOUT PROTECT ME FROM THE CHILDREN by C0y0t3 · · Score: 1

      The fact that this comment got modded -1 says alot about the jury system, and the knee jerk reactions of Joe and Mary Public.

      As a parent of 3 young children, this story is scary - yes, even scarier than the horror of one of my children getting touched inappropriately.

      I hope he's the liar your making him out to be, but judging by everything else I know abut the US legal system, I find this story quite believable.

      Tim

  26. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by rebel13 · · Score: 1

    so, is the una different from the nau like the judean people's front is different from the people's front of judea?

  27. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Bugs42 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why oh why can't we have a mod option for -1, Has No Contact With Reality?

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  28. how are other media handled? by buddyglass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does the federal govt. currently hold pornographic video distributors accountable for limiting the sale (or rental) of their product to minors? If so, and if that restriction is considered to be constitutional, then I'm not sure how one can argue that COPA is not also constitutional. It just applies the same principle to businesses that distribute their product over the net instead of through a brick and mortar (or mail order) system.

    1. Re:how are other media handled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the DVD distributor is liable when Johnny Jnr watches his fathers "Anal Shemales in latex" DVD?

    2. Re:how are other media handled? by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      Read what I wrote: "limiting the sale (or rental) of their product to minors". His father is the entity to whom the video was sold or rented. Not Johnny Jr. So, in that case, the seller/renter would not be liable even if such a law were in place. They would be liable if they sold (or rented) to Johnny Jr. directly.

    3. Re:how are other media handled? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If some 17 year old kid with a fake ID rents a porno, whose fault is it? I blame the kid, but he's the one the law's supposed to protect, so nothing happens. It's just easier to use a fake ID when there's no human interaction going on.

      If you're specifically marketing to kids, like by seeding www.badboysbigbirds.com (BIG heads in DEEP holes) links as being to disney.com or something, that's a whole different matter, and yes, you deserve to be sodomized with a cactus filled with radioactive scorpions. But if a kid seeks something out, it's his fault, not the distributor.

    4. Re:how are other media handled? by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      If Johnny uses a fake ID then the seller/renter is off the hook, assuming they exercised due diligence in attempting to determine Johnny's age. So that's a bit of a red herring.

    5. Re:how are other media handled? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      I think the (important) point of this whole debate is... what is due diligence when you're talking about material requested & viewed online? Should there be legal requirements for the website to make it harder to serve the material... or should there be legal requirements for the owner of the computer to filter what's coming in?

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  29. How is this different that TV? by queenb**ch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    With Cable TV, you have the ability to set your television set to block specific channels - thinks like Skinamax, Spice, etc. These channels aren't automatically blocked. The parent has to sit down with the remote control and program it. I don't see why the internet should be filtered for the rest of us, because parents are too lazy to look over Little Johnny's shoulder and tell him to say off the warez site with the nasty ads.

    If you want the internet filtered for your kid, install and manage your own filtering software. It's the parent's responsibility to take charge of what their children are doing, viewing, etc. It's not the content provider's problem at all, particular on a medium like the internet where you have no face to face interaction (e.g. checking ID). Frankly, if you require a valid credit card, I think you'd solve the whole issue.

    My objection lies with of some of the banner ads and emails, which can be really atrocious. From time to time, I get things in my Inbox that make me cringe and wish I would remove them from my brain. "Barnyard" and "hot lovin'" should NEVER appear in the same sentence. I can only imagine something like that coming to a small child....

    2 cents,

    QueenB

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    1. Re:How is this different that TV? by shmlco · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I can only imagine something like that coming to a small child...."

      Half would say "ewwww" and half would start laughing, then they'd all turn on the TV or go out and play. Kids are not as fragile as we make them out to be, and most are terribly uninterested in all of that icky adult stuff.

      Or to quote, "Stop. They're KISSING again. Go on to the fire swamp, that sounded good..."

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    2. Re:How is this different that TV? by ben+there... · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point. I was about to make the same comparison when I found your post.

      If a parent purchases all of the naughty cable channels, then their kids have access to those as well. The cable company does nothing to prevent those kids from seeing those channels. If the parents want to prevent their kids from watching that, they use the filtering built into the client, the TV.

      The same goes for the internet. The parent purchases access to the whole internet. The ISP does nothing to prevent kids from seeing naughty sites. If the parents want to prevent their kids from visiting those sites, they use the filtering software available for the client, the computer.

    3. Re:How is this different that TV? by DJCacophony · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Vista supposedly comes with built in parental controls, so the biggest excuse (I don't want to buy/can't afford the software) will no longer be one.

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    4. Re:How is this different that TV? by nebaz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not that I disagree with you, but on Cable TV, the number of channels you have to block will be minor, compared to the millions of inappropriate sites on the web. It is infeasible to have a black list for each of these sites. I'm not sure how well automated filtering software works at all, so I don't know that that would help.

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    5. Re:How is this different that TV? by fithmo · · Score: 2

      Until puberty.

    6. Re:How is this different that TV? by Chmcginn · · Score: 1

      But by that point, they either have figured out how to get around the filters their parents have installed, or they've found their dad's (or mom's) stack of old mags...

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    7. Re:How is this different that TV? by CastrTroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . You can purchase cable packages that don't have porn. You can even choose not to buy cable at all, and just watch broadcast. You can be pretty sure that there's nothing objectionaly on broadcast channels while your kids are awake. You can order all the channels, and then tell it to block everything above a certain rating. I'm pretty sure there are mandatory ratings on everything now. However, there's no way to just purchase access to the "good" part of the internet. The best you can do is get some filtering software that uses whitelists/blacklists to say which sites you can go to. Whitelists suck because, the list is too big, and keeping it up to date is impossible. Blacklists suck for the same reason. So, I guess the answer is, either don't get the internet, sit there with your child while they are using the internet, or give them an extremely small list of sites they can visit via a whitelist.

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    8. Re:How is this different that TV? by ben+there... · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But that's exactly it. With the internet they are choosing to buy the Super Premium Deluxe Cable package, with all the porn channels. And then the parents expect the channels to disappear that they don't want their kids to watch, rather than using the filtering on the client side that is available to them.

      If parents want the equivalent of cable for their kids, they should get AOL and block the normal internet. Or buy a whitelist package that is voluntarily supported by certain websites. Everything else is blocked. They get the equivalent diversity of cable channels. That's what they want, right? Anything that is remotely threatening to their little world to disappear? They can have that, quite easily. But instead they want it both ways: the full diversity of the internet combined with the lack of active parenting that the very limited diversity of cable requires.

    9. Re:How is this different that TV? by andy_t_roo · · Score: 1
      So, I guess the answer is, either don't get the internet, sit there with your child while they are using the internet, or give them an extremely small list of sites they can visit via a whitelist.
      Or perhaps even take some responsibility in your own kids, giving them a good upbringing so they know whats right and wrong. I'm sure that there are plenty of opportunities for any kid who wants to to do things they shouldn't until they are older, and no parent can watch their kid 24/7. So teach children some of the moral values that seem to be missing from todays society.
    10. Re:How is this different that TV? by mpe · · Score: 1

      With Cable TV, you have the ability to set your television set to block specific channels - thinks like Skinamax, Spice, etc. These channels aren't automatically blocked. The parent has to sit down with the remote control and program it.

      In this case it is the subscriber choosing what they want to block. It's perfectly possible for someone to use this feature to block "child ok/friendly" channels they simply don't want to watch. (Or maybe they are more concerned about their kids seeing Disney than porn...)

    11. Re:How is this different that TV? by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      You can be pretty sure that there's nothing objectionaly on broadcast channels while your kids are awake.

      Sure, if by "objectionaly" you mean "naked people". I mean, I certainly don't want my 1-month old child to see boobies (which is why I insist that she be blindfolded when she eats), but you can still find violence, George Bush, and religions I don't agree with on broadcast TV at all hours of the day.

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  30. Won't be missed by L4m3rthanyou · · Score: 1

    I hope COPA gets shot down... no one will miss it. Really, it's just a way for site owners to transfer blame: "The stupid kid lied about his age, so there's nothing I could have done. Not my problem." Though, COPA has come in handy as an excuse to ban underage asshats from forums and the like, when you discover they're 11 and registered as 13. ;) No child under 13 should be set loose on the internet unsupervised. In fact, the same can be said of most 14 and 15 year-olds too. And, finally, to beat a dead horse, no form of mass media (internet, video games, TV, etc) should be used as a substitute for real parenting.

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  31. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by budgenator · · Score: 1

    yes, that's obvious

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  32. Forcing your morality on others by JoshJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just because you dislike porn doesn't mean you can tell other people whether or not they should be allowed to watch it. That's what freedom's about. You know, that thing America's founded upon but the government keeps trying to quash? Yeah, that.

    1. Re:Forcing your morality on others by westlake · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Just because you dislike porn doesn't mean you can tell other people whether or not they should be allowed to watch it. That's what freedom's about. You know, that thing America's founded upon but the government keeps trying to quash? Yeah, that.

      Freedom is about many things.

      Including the freedom of a community to take collective action against conduct it regards as profoundly anti-social.

      Freedom of Speech in American constitutional law is rooted in a shared democratic faith in unconstrained political debate.

      It is not and never has been an license to make of every public forum a distribution center for pornography. It is not and never has been a license to draw children into the production of pornography or into the market for pornography,

    2. Re:Forcing your morality on others by JoshJ · · Score: 1

      If a community takes action against a conduct it regards as "wrong" it's taking away peoples' right to choose that action.

      Let's not also forget the hypocrisy of the religious anti-porn advocates while we're on the subject.

  33. Haven't we heard all this before? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't we heard similar, if not the same, arguments surrounding every form of media that humanity has come up with? This stuff is great for politicians trying to promote themselves as the 'family values' candidate and for other nimrods who don't want to take responsibility for their own kids. But it is about censorship. In the 80's and 90's we had Tipper Gore and the PMRC trying to censor Heavy Metal and Gangsta Rap. And Andrea Dvorkin et al trying to ban all pr0n. I remember hearing the words "bitch" and "bastard" on that great/terrible Bruce Willis vehicle, Moonlighting, in the 80's and thinking "I can't believe they said that on TV!" Why? Is there anything inherently harmful about those words? And then there was the inevitable argument about which was worse for the kids, seeing someone get shot on the A-Team or seeing Roseanne Barr's nipples... ahh, nevermind.

  34. Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I don't like the effect religion or disney cartoons have on young minds. I think the world would be a better place without religion and its hateful influence. I suspect a fair portion of sicko porn is a direct symptom of religious teachings. Those who believe images of human reproduction or nudity to be "filth" should be sectioned for the good of mankind.

    Despite my beliefs, I'm not going around telling others how to raise their kids. It's none of my business. If parents and guardians fail to take responsibility for children in their care, that's none of my business either. If parents are not capable of supervising their children, the kids should probably be put in state care.

    If I'm expected to take responsibilty for others kids then the first thing that needs censoring is religion. All of it. Let us rid ourselves of this poison!

    1. Re:Bullshit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

  35. You completely missed the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when does Johnny Jr pay the internet bills?

    1. Re:You completely missed the point by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      You're essentially requiring Johnny's dad to keep him offline entirely, or stand over his shoulder the entire time he's online. Why? Because you want it to be the parents' job to police Johnny's internet activity. This is the equivalent of arguing there should be no age restrictions on the purchase of porn, and that in order to keep him from purchasing "hard copies", Johnny's dad should keep him locked up in the house 24/7. Why not compel content providers to put up a simple "first line" barrier to consumption by minors? If Johnny's dad thinks it's okay for him to hit the porn, just get him a credit card.

    2. Re:You completely missed the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're essentially requiring Johnny's dad to keep him offline entirely, or stand over his shoulder the entire time he's online. Why?

      No, I'm saying it's Johnny's parents problem and not mine!



      Because you want it to be the parents' job to police Johnny's internet activity.

      It is the parents job!



      This is the equivalent of arguing there should be no age restrictions on the purchase of porn, and that in order to keep him from purchasing "hard copies", Johnny's dad should keep him locked up in the house 24/7.

      No, it's the equivilent of saying that Johnny's parents take responsibility for their child.



      Why not compel content providers to put up a simple "first line" barrier to consumption by minors?

      How about Johnny's parents 'put up a simple "first line" barrier to consumption'?



      If Johnny's dad thinks it's okay for him to hit the porn, just get him a credit card.

      Have you ever used the web? Not supervising a childs web browsing is giving the child carte blanche to look at whatever they want.



      It is more realistic to criminalize negligent parents than attempt to sanction site operators, many of whom are operating outside US juristiction. COPA is nonsense.

    3. Re:You completely missed the point by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      [quote]No, I'm saying it's Johnny's parents problem and not mine![/quote] It really isn't your problem either way, unless you're a content provider, parent, or minor. [quote]It is the parents job![/quote] Sure. The ultimate responsibility rests on the parents. That doesn't mean their job can't be made easier by placing barriers in front of certain content. It's also parents' job to make sure their kid don't smoke cigarettes. But guess what! It's illegal to sell cigarettes to minors in most places! If it's the parents' responsibility to police their children's tobacco intake, why make prohibit its sale to minors?

    4. Re:You completely missed the point by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Why not compel content providers to put up a simple "first line" barrier to consumption by minors? If Johnny's dad thinks it's okay for him to hit the porn, just get him a credit card.

      And what is that "first line" of defense? Also some kids, teens, do have credit cards as well.

      Falcon
    5. Re:You completely missed the point by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]And what is that "first line" of defense? Also some kids, teens, do have credit cards as well.[/blockquote] I think credit card verification is reasonable. It's not a burden for most content providers, and it's very easy for parents to just refrain from getting their kids credit cards. If they absolutely must get a credit card for the kid, then they do so with the understanding that it will make it easier for him to access porn.

    6. Re:You completely missed the point by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]And what is that "first line" of defense? Also some kids, teens, do have credit cards as well.[/blockquote] I think credit card verification is reasonable. It's not a burden for most content providers, and it's very easy for parents to just refrain from getting their kids credit cards. If they absolutely must get a credit card for the kid, then they do so with the understanding that it will make it easier for him to access porn.

      I don't know about you but I will not give anyone I am not doing business with, buying from or making a payment to, my credit card or the number. I will not risk having it or my id stolen in such a manner.

      Falcon
  36. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    or how about -1 error code 420 or -1 velocity C+20kph or -1 divbyzero or -1 SQRT-2

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  37. Damn!! by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    In my line of work, I see a lot of boobies, and I gotta say, those are some really nice boobies!!! All naked and hanging out in the sun... WOW!!!

    (My line of work is ornithology of course)

    1. Re:Damn!! by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

      Nothing like boobies on the beach... Boss alert!

  38. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Because it would apply to pretty much everything we say here.

  39. This Planet is full of idiot parents by A+Wise+Guy · · Score: 1

    I see kids online browsing porn, who's fault is that? Parent cuz they are just plain stupid. I see kids smoking crack! Who's fault is that? The Parent. Cuz they are not aware of the friends accumulated nor pick the kids up from school. If your kids smokes crack in school, sue the school. I see kids knowing how to use guns. Who's fault is that? the parent. They do not police the viewing habits or they watch shows about guns and such. The way your child behaves and interacts in society is always the parent fault and I hate my rights being revoked because the government has to step in to fix these stupid issues. If you want good kids, take away the TV, Soda POP, Sugars, make fun activities for kids and parents to enjoy and bond with. Good education. You can live in watts in Los angeles and still have good kids. Monkey see, monkey do!!!!!!

    1. Re:This Planet is full of idiot parents by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      [I see kids knowing how to use guns. Who's fault is that? the parent. They do not police the viewing habits or they watch shows about guns and such.]

      Not to be a dick or anything, but some parents actually teach their kids how to shoot. Something about spending quality time with them or some such nonsense.

  40. ACLU + personal responsibility = Oxymoron by freedomseven · · Score: 0, Troll

    Since when does the ACLU advocate personal responsibility? If this legislation has gone so far out of whack that the ACLU can't make it someone elses responsibility it must suck.

    1. Re:ACLU + personal responsibility = Oxymoron by onemorechip · · Score: 1

      Well, what the ACLU actually advocates is liberty, or more specifically, civil liberties. It's even in their name. Since personal responsibility goes hand in hand with responsible exercise of liberty (as this case makes obvious), it follows naturally, doesn't it?

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  41. people are also falsely accused of rape by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    does that mean you need protection from women?

    here, i've got a wacky idea for you: why don't we prosecute child predators AND prosecute false accusations of child endangerment

    just like we should prosecute rapists AND prosecute false accusations of rape

    the problem is thinking that because of your experience, we should weaken the fight against child predators. or that because child predators exist, we should disregard yor tragic experience

    no

    we can do BOTH: fight the false accusers, and the predators, at the same time

    it is a weak mind who thinks the fight against one weakens the fight against the other

    it doesn't

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  42. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Jewfro_Macabbi · · Score: 1

    You think Bush would start a union? Bah...

  43. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Splitter!

  44. I am a parent... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was recently sholder-surfing, behind my 12 year old son looking for info on some shoot-em-up game or other.

    He clicked on a "sketchy" site that purported to have "hints and secrets".

    A nice looking bare-chested woman popped up.

    There was a couple second pause... then he nonchalantly clicked the "X".

    Ok, so I am not sure what he would have done had I not been looking over his shoulder, but what more could you ask for?

    As long as unexplained charges don't show up on my credit card, that is what you should expect your child to do while web surfing and "inappropriate" material appears.

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    1. Re:I am a parent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. He could be gay.

      2. He could be looking at hardcore movies, and so is not impressed with a still photo of boobies.

  45. porn spam by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    My objection lies with of some of the banner ads and emails, which can be really atrocious. From time to time, I get things in my Inbox that make me cringe and wish I would remove them from my brain. "Barnyard" and "hot lovin'" should NEVER appear in the same sentence. I can only imagine something like that coming to a small child....

    Some ISPs, I know mine does, offer spam filters. I've got my filter set so that any email I get from someone I don't have their addy in my addressbook goes into either a spam or a suspect folder. Only email from those in my addy book make it through to my inbox. My isp also offers a filter for children.

    Falcon
  46. free speech and privacy by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Among non-lawyers, the Fourteenth Amendment is easily forgotten, but it is one of the greatest of them all, right up there with amendment one. It made institutionalized racism illegal, it ensures equality, and it gives due process rights to everyone. That last one is mindnumbingly important, it is what ensures that all americans are granted the liberties that they have a right to, even though they aren't specifically spelled out in the constitution. Stuff like abortions, contraceptives, choice in secual partner, privacy, etc.

    While different amendments may be used to justify privacy the First Amendment's Free Speech clause is the earliest use of an Amendment to justify privacy. There were at least two different cases in the 1800s, the first was in the early 1800s, the USSC ruled that privacy was very important for free speech, that if a person couldn't rely on privacy then they couldn't reasonably be expected to have free speech. Anonymous speech was crucial to democracy. In another case in 1892 a different USSC ruling was similar.

    Falcon
  47. How to overturn COPA by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

    Look, this is trivial. All you need to do is amend the act to be called the Child On-line Protection Act For Electronic Entertainment Licensing, and remind everyone that they need to 'think of the children'. Then no politician will touch it with a 10 foot pole :)

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  48. it all just keeps coming back to the same thing by v1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People nowadays seem to believe that the whole world must protect them (and their children it would seem) from everything... from the criminals, from the person next door, from everything bad in the whole world.

    I am so tired of hearing how the world failed to protect some idiot from their own stupidity or how the world failed to be the good partent to your child that you for some mysterious reason could not, and now somehow it's all our fault and you are totally innocent and victimized. There's an article here at least every 10 days with another sickening example of this retarded behavior.

    Makes me sick. People, grow up!

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  49. education by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It is also against the law to keep their child home, due to truancy laws.

    It is not illegal to keep children at home. More and more parents are homeschooling thier children, and they can legally do this.

    Falcon
  50. Oh, really? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
    It is not and never has been a license to draw children into the production of pornography
    Please point out where anyone, anywhere in this entire thread, has said that it is.
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  51. fuck the children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not literally, of course, but to hell with them. I'm tired of this "protect the children" bullshit.

    Protect the children? Let them make their own fucking itnernet.

  52. credit card checks by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    But be honest, how can you check the age of kid? There's no way. Only way would be to use some kind of adult interaction. Let's say - if kid wants to register for this kind of page it needs to be done by adult. How? Simple. Bu using credit card. AFAIK it's quite popular with pr0n sites (no, I'm not registered with even one). This way companies can always put a blame on adults, effectively protecting themselves from being sued.

    I see two problems with using credit cards, well three, for an age check:

    1. Children can just use a parent's credit number.
    2. Giving your credit card number to just anyone is like handing them your credit card, would you hand someone your credit card to do whatever they want with it?
    3. Children can get and some have their own credit cards.
    Falcon
  53. picking juries by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    When has any defendant ever had any say so or oversite in the picking of a jury? Answer: NEVER. Think about that. That's why America is so corrupt, its why everyone pleads out, its why you have the right to a jury trial in name only.

    I don't know where you are but in most places in the US both the prosecution and the defense can have potential jurors removed from the jury during jury selection. The judge too can remove them, and many will if the person knows about Jury Nullification.

    Falcon
  54. BIG nit: by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The courts only decide whether or not something's constitutional. Until they do so, it is constitutional.


    Sorry, no cigar.

    IF the court declares something unconstitutional, it was ALWAYS unconstitutional. It "didn't exist". Get out of jail free, etc.

    Not that it matters a whole lot. The problem is fourfold:

      1) Until the court throws the law out, you have no idea whether it will.

      2) Neither does the rest of the legal system. So it still goes after you. "Get out of jail free." doesn't refund your bondsman's fee, your lawyer's fee, replace your lost chunk of lifetime, reassemble the broken family, get you your job back - with back pay, replace your repossessed house and car, restore your credit rating, replace the expensive collectable guns you had to dispose of, fill in the hole in your resume, etc. It does purge the criminal record - which doesn't help you if the info is already out in hundreds of non-court databases. And even if they knew damned well this one would get thrown out you have no way to sue them. "I vas Chust Dooink my Chob!"

      3) The courts normally don't even take up the issue until somebody gets convicted of violating the law in question AND there's NO other way to dispose of the case without addressing the issue. Even then it takes the Supreme Court to definitively strike a new law, and they can arbitrarily refuse to even hear it - which they usually will do unless two appellate courts disagree, and sometimes even then.

    and...

    When the courts strike down COPA, it will be replaced by something even worse.


    4) It takes a LOT of time and work to strike a law. It takes the legislators and chief exec very little time and work to pass another like it, with slight tweaks.

    And another. And another. And another dozen. And another thousand. And put riders on every "must-pass" bill, like the budget, or a use-of-force authorization, or ...
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    1. Re:BIG nit: by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      1) Until the court throws the law out, you have no idea whether it will.

      Bullshit. Most of the time you have a very good idea, and so do the legislators who wrote the law. There are certainly cases where the fianl Supreme Court decision is 5-4 and it could really go either way, but Constitutional law is nowhere near as vague as you're making it out to be.

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    2. Re:BIG nit: by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1
      1) Until the court throws the law out, you have no idea whether it will.
      Bullshit. Most of the time you have a very good idea, and so do the legislators who wrote the law.
      Bullshit right back at you.

      By breaking a law to create a test case you're not just betting that the court will rule your way - and not come up with some unexpected twist. You're also betting that they will bother to take it, that the way the prosecution will construct the case against you will let you even bring up the issue, and that a number of other potential mishaps will not happen. Miss on any one and you've gone to a lot of trouble and expense, and lost a lot of your freedom, without even getting your question heard.

      Prosecutors trying out a new law generally use it first on the rottenest scumbags they can find, not idealists who are itching for the fight. Once a few convictions are on the books to set the precedents it becomes much harder to bring up the constitutionality issues. THEN they'll work their way down to you. (That's why it's so important to protect the rights of scumbags and "get them off on technicalities": The "technicalities" are essentially all important constitutional issues, exactly what you must defend.)

      Courts at all levels have a fine track record of ducking the issues.

      The initial court will generally not apply a constitutionality test unless the particular issue has already been ruled on by the Supremes or their appelate circuit. So with a new law (that isn't totally blatant) you have to LOSE there - and if it's NOT totally blatant the judge will be trying to find anything that will let him throw it out.

      Appellate courts have a marvelous track record of making decisions that the Supremes reverse. (Look at the Ninth Federal Circuit {AKA "Ninth Circus"} for examples.)

      Getting the Supreme Court to take a case is tough - especially when they know the consitituional issue should go one way but they really WANT it to go the other.

      For an example look at gun ban laws and the Miller decision: The actual decision was that, in the case of short-barreled shotguns, the government could regulate them despite the Second Amendment, because nobody had "brought to judicial notice" that they WERE usable as military weapons by a "militia". (Miller wasn't there to argue his side, being dead at the time. Without him and his lawyers to "bring to judicial notice" things like the use of "trench guns" in WW I, only the government's side got heard.) Since that time the lower courts have misconstrued the decision into "government can ban and/or regulate particular weapons" and used it to uphold bans on exactly the sort of military weapons the actual Miller decision said WERE the subset that is protected, while the Supremes have refused to hear further cases on the issue for more than half a century.)
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    3. Re:BIG nit: by geoffspear · · Score: 1

      (Look at the Ninth Federal Circuit {AKA "Ninth Circus"} for examples.)

      I wouldn't expect a reasonable argument from someone who throws out this bit of right wing propaganda. The 9th Circuit doesn't come close to having the highest rate of overturned cases; they only have the highest number of total overturned cases because their total caseload is orders of magnitude larger than the other Circuit courts'. In any event, you're only looking at controversial Supreme Court decisions; the more clear cut cases don't necessarily get reviewed by the Supreme Court because there's no reason to do so. More case law is made by the Circuit Courts than by the Supreme Court.

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  55. Re:How is this different that AMERICA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From another topic today.....

        >> "Speaking as a European, I can safely say, so what? "

  56. children and guns by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I see kids knowing how to use guns. Who's fault is that? the parent.

    I hope kids are learning how to use guns, er firearms. I knew how to shoot and clean a rifle before I was ten. Both my best friend's dad and mine took us out target shooting. What they stressed most though was to respect firearms. I don't have any children now but if I ever do, I'll teach them to shoot as soon as I believe they are ready.

    Falcon
  57. Boycott the uncensored net, then. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    As long as it's a voluntary rating system, I'm with you. But as soon as it becomes a mandatory rating system, then I think you've crossed the line, and I'm not willing to give the folks running the rating system that much control over society, for the sake of your or anybody else's kids. Sorry. (Particularly since a mandatory rating system would never work -- what would we do, use our nuclear arsenal to threaten to annihilate countries that don't make webmasters flag exposed nipples? At best, you'd have to fracture the net and create some sort of Great Firewall to block traffic from countries that didn't want to enforce ratings, or which used different ratings systems.)

    If there really are that many people who are worried about what their kids see on the internet, then I think there will be (and is, demonstratably) a market for censored access. Webmasters who wanted their sites to be accessible to people on censored connections could apply to the rating agency to be added to the whitelist, which would require basically promising that your site was free of various types of adult material. If a site did have adult material, then it would be a straightforward breach of contract civil suit (or potentially fraud). This avoids the time consuming process of having to actually inspect each site for content, which has always been the bane of whitelists. Really ultra-paranoid parents, or those with particularly emotionally sensitive or disturbed children, could choose to buy additional levels of restriction, perhaps onto to hand-inspected sites, if they wanted to protect against even the occasional fradulent submission.

    The analogy to buying cable TV with all the adult channels is an apt one. Any intelligent person these days ought to know that there is a lot of porn -- and other "adult themes" -- on the internet. If you choose to get uncensored internet access (which today is all internet access), and allow your kids to use it, then you are making a determination that it's worth the risk. If it's not, just don't get internet access. It's not like it's coming into anyone's house automatically, like broadcast TV or radio; it takes a conscious effort to sign up and pay every month for a connection.

    I would rather that families which children just stayed unplugged until ISPs realize that there is a market for censored internet and provide it, then try and turn everyone's internet into some sort of "family friendly zone," which it both will not and can never be; trying to make it so using heavy-handed legislative tactics can only have the effect of driving internet business out of the U.S. or perhaps fragmenting the Internet completely.

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    1. Re:Boycott the uncensored net, then. by Pseudonym · · Score: 1
      As long as it's a voluntary rating system, I'm with you. But as soon as it becomes a mandatory rating system, then I think you've crossed the line, and I'm not willing to give the folks running the rating system that much control over society, for the sake of your or anybody else's kids.

      I agree, so long as the system is fairly standard. The last thing we need is three incompatible rating systems.

      The fact is, any site targeting kids is going to use such a rating system because it's great advertising, and any site not targeting kids will either use it (again, for porn sites, a strong rating might be a great advertising) or not use it. The important thing is that if you choose to put a rating on your web site, there should be, at least in theory, recourse if your rating is too misleading.

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  58. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is slashdot...isn't that what 'redundant' is for?

  59. what about my bouncing boobies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I could do with losing some weight, but at the mo, I have a pert pair of man-boobs.

    If I run, there's a pair of bouncing boobies.

  60. Re:Check out Bush's wrongdoing! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
    Mod this kook down, this is a hoax. Everyone knows that Bush is going to take over this country and create the the Union of North America (UNA), not the North American Union you retard. Get the facts straight.
    I thought he was going to announce the reorganization of the U.S. (and our northern and southern neighbors, including the other American continent) into the First American Empire, declare himself Emperor, and then start shooting lightning bolts from his fingertips. Or is that Cheney that's going to do the lightning bolt trick?
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  61. What ever happened to by thorkyl · · Score: 1

    the day when a person was held responsable for their own actions?

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    http://www.darwinawards.com/

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  62. Fox in the Hen House by Actual+Reality · · Score: 0

    That group of character witnesses for the ACLU ranks right up there with the president of Hustler Magazine testifying as a character witness for Bill Clinton. They ARE the problem. They don't care what effect their material has on kids, they just want to make money off of it. I hope the DOJ can pull through on this one. ~AR

  63. Have you taken a kid to your local adult shop? by gent01 · · Score: 1

    Not a week ago I heard a telling second hand of someone trying to carry their nine month old into an lingerie shop, that sold a few other adult items, and they were told they could not bring the kid in there. The reason they were told this was that if the law caught the person under 18 in there shop then there would be a fine to pay. If a physical shop owner is responsible for post a sign and keeping underage people out of their shop, then why not virtual shop owners?

  64. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT UP

  65. who said the female form is awful? by Phantom+of+the+Opera · · Score: 1

    When I said awful sites I meant just that. Sites depicting murder, blood & gore, hate speech, rape are the ones I am talking about.

    Boobies are anything but awful.

    The US morality police would be more outraged if a teen saw a tit on a site than if they saw neonazi propoganda on a site. What's wrong with those people.

  66. What world do you live in? by happy_place · · Score: 1

    Other addictive substances and trends have regulations. I see no reason why I shouldn't be able to get on the internet and NOT be subjected to porn.

    I can regulate my children's internet usage at home, but I can't do it at school, or in public libraries.

    Pornography wouldn't be what it is, if it weren't to some degree appealing to just about everyone. There are already laws that regulate the distribution of pornography in print so that it is not readily available to minors. Pornography is a tool used by pedophiles to groom children.

    If it is effective in making children lower their guard with a little coaxing from someone with malicious intent, it has equally the power to abuse even the well-protected youth, who is naturally curious and yet does not have the wisdom to make sensible social choices...

    Studies have shown that early promiscuity in boys and girls increases when they listen to sexually explicit lyrics in music, in which women are referred to as "bitches and hos". Pornography is this crap on steroids...

    As a parent of five children, I don't pretend that I can or ever will be able to police my children's exposure to this stuff, but I won't sit idly by while it washes over them in wave after wave... as it becomes available on ipods, cellphones with vids, video on demand, personal devices, in commercials, over the web, or wherever... And with so many new devices out there, it is a fulltime job just keeping up with the nuances of it all, let alone trying to police the old stuff, as a parent, the task is more than fulltime.

    I know it's noble to stand up for human rights, but exactly who is benefitted by the unmitigated distribution of porn on the internet? Do some of the objectors here have their own stake in the porn industry? Are they making money off of it? I doubt that, but it's ridiculous how often people are willing to stand up and defend it, when it's one of the prevailing propagators of spam, popups, spyware, and is a timesink for so many "productive" companies and organizations due to porn addiction.

    So I hold an unpopular opinion? I'm not threatened by it. I've not even mentioned religion, yet you see fit to blame it all on religion, and assume my motivations are solely religious, but why can't someone agnostic hold out high standards of moral behavior for adults and children? Why is it so threatening to suggest that kids be allowed to remain free of pornographic predation?

    I understand the arguments about freedom, but ask an addict how free they are... COPA doesn't eliminate pornography on the net, and all of you mature adults who insist on having pornography in your lives, will still have ample opportunity for it. The porn industry is not in danger of running out of money anytime soon... there are no lay offs planned for the foreseeable future... so why do you feel the need to lobby for porn?

    And heck, if you didn't have as much porn, perhaps you'd be forced to actually meet a real girl (or boy)... and learn just how much better the real thing is to an image on spyware popup...

    --Ray

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  67. Visibility by phorm · · Score: 1

    Because it's a lot bloody easier to keep somebody who is underage out of a physical location:

    a) You can see that the customer is underage (or appears so)
    b) You can ID the customer for picture ID on the spot. It costs the customer nothing to do this, and if you don't believe the ID is real you can still kick 'em out. There's no way to tell if a credit card belongs to the online customer, and unlike a driver's license there are risks and/or charges the customer would have to assume for using it as an identifier
    c) You have a physical person who can differentiate and judge whether a person be allowed in the store

    If a physical shop and a virtual shop were the same thing, then there wouldn't be any virtual shops in the first place. Extremely different circumstances and conditions apply between a website and a brick'n'mortar.

  68. 1939 & 1984 by fourchannel · · Score: 1
    "The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. " -Adolf Hitler, Mein Kampf

    It is incredibly scary to think about how true this quote is.
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