Slashdot Mirror


User: VanillaCoke420

VanillaCoke420's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
527
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 527

  1. No evolution! on The Hundred-Year Language · · Score: 1

    This "evolution of computer languages" is of course an unsubstantiated myth made up by pagan scientists. Surely we all know that the Computer Languages (yes, all of them) were created 4004 years ago, on July 23rd, around noon. ALL the Languages were created back then, and NONE have ever become extinct. LISP and VisualBasic did in fact live side by side, unlike what some people (blasphemous scientists) want you to believe.

  2. Re:survey says... on Congress to Make PATRIOT Act Permanent · · Score: 1

    The general population didn't vote at all. I think they should have won :)

  3. Re:I am confident on Congress to Make PATRIOT Act Permanent · · Score: 1
    Well, surely every law about to be passed must first be cleared by your supreme court? Or is the system flawed in that way? And why are you confident of this? Do you really trust any body of the government? And if so, why?

    Maybe I'm just a bit cynical, I don't know.

  4. Re:I just thought of something (OT) on Pennsylvania Refuses to Disclose Banned Website List · · Score: 1

    Britney, Christina and LeAnn are under the age of 18?

  5. sure on Spammers, Privacy, Anti-Spam, and Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    I want them to have rights too. All they have to do is stop spamming us all to death, and presto! no one wants them harm anymore! I think it's a pretty good deal. In fact, I think I'll send some spam about it. "Tired of being hated just because you're a spammer? Here's the solution..."

  6. Re:I hope this takes off... on Space Elevator Company Fission · · Score: 1
    :roll eyes:

    *picks up your eyes*
    No rolling your eyes in here!

  7. in case of emergency or fire... on Space Elevator Company Fission · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...please use the stairs!

  8. my idea on Fishing for Ideas · · Score: 3, Funny

    inventors! inventors! inventors! inventors!

  9. Re:definition on New Satellites of Jupiter Discovered · · Score: 1

    When is it a planet and when is it a star? As far as I understand, there is no established standard for what exactly is a planet. If a planet is "some object that orbits a star", then the Kuiper belt objects, asteroids, Oort objects and comets would all be planets? There is a discussion going on whether or not Pluto is a planet or a KBO, for example.

  10. definition on New Satellites of Jupiter Discovered · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What is a moon? We don't even have a definition for a planet yet.

  11. history on NARA Goes Online · · Score: 1

    It is indeed a history lesson.

  12. Re:The Manhattan Institute is fucking psychotic! on Do Privacy Fears Allow Terrorism? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the comment, and for the links. I will take a look at them!

  13. Re:3 fp in a row on FreeBSD 4.8 Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    3 times in a row, eh? Are we supposed to expect you from now on?

  14. My head hurts on Do Privacy Fears Allow Terrorism? · · Score: 1
    >If you don't want the government to do what it must to protect you from terrorists, you should butt out, said Heather MacDonald, a lawyer at the Manhattan Institute, a conservative think tank.

    So basically she wants people to shut up and be grateful for being stripped of their rights and liberties. Yes, that's amazing. Take away the people's rights in order to protect them from people who wants to do the same!

    A conservative think tank?

    >And, she urged, stop all the panic-stricken screaming, because it's endangering human lives. Al-Qaida and other terrorist groups wield technology as a weapon with no worries about privacy rights, MacDonald said. But fear and distrust of anti-terrorism and surveillance technology hampers the U.S. government's ability to shore up defenses and stop attacks before they happen.

    Al-Qaida doesn't care about privacy rights? Well, then that's one thing Heather and Al-Daida has in common, then, I guess.

    >McDonald said the "hysterical cries" from those who see dark plots behind every government antiterrorist plan just proves that privacy advocates have a "luddite mentality."

    On the contrary. I'm all for technology. In fact, I am considering using strong encryption when I email. To protect my privacy, of course. Something that neither Al-Qaida nor Heather is prepared to do...

  15. Re:BAD IDEA.... on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 1
    Kraftwerk... living legends.

    Ich bin der Musikant mit Taschenrechner in der Hand
    Ich addiere
    Und subtrahiere
    Kontrolliere
    Und komponiere
    Und wenn ich diese Taste drück
    Spielt er ein kleines Musikstück

    :-D

  16. Re:Free music wouldn't sell cars on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 1

    LOL! I wish they gave away free mod-points, cause I would use them now.

  17. excellent idea on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 1

    I don't buy a lot of CDs cause I can hardly afford them. But dude, let me buy a car instead, because that sounds like the best way to buy music.

  18. Re:Is all from MS so bad? I do wonder... on Windows Media 9 in Digital Theaters · · Score: 1

    Yeah I don't get it either, the joke about MS making crap products is a joke that's been reused so often you'd think it's a standard sitcome joke.

  19. my take on it on Windows Media 9 in Digital Theaters · · Score: 1

    As long as we don't have to see or hear any BSOD-ha-ha-jokes being played, then it's a-ok.

  20. enlightenment on Enlightenment goes 1.0 · · Score: 1

    It started 300 years ago and they're on 1.0 now??

  21. haha on New Whitespace-Only Programming Language · · Score: 1

    Indeed you're all fools today, but not for the reason you think. Isn't this real? It seems like it is. You were all fooled to believe that something real was a joke meant to fool you. And it did.

  22. Re:Wow... on Mozilla Project Turns 5 · · Score: 1

    Well, there aren't enough lines of code for 200,000 bugs, first of all!

  23. makes sense! on LCD Screens Double as Speakers · · Score: 1

    A picture says more than a thousand words.

  24. next step on Japanese Makers To Forge An Internet TV Standard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next step is to gather a bunch of corporations to form new standards for TV shows, in order to improve the shows too.

  25. Re:I'll clue you in on something... on Broad Bills to Protect 'Communications Services' · · Score: 1

    Religious wars is like fighting over whose imaginary friend is better.