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  1. Thirdly.. on Google Rewards Employees With Millions · · Score: 5, Funny

    and most importantly, it will help these deserving geeks to attract beautiful women to themselves.

  2. When we come back... on Bill Gates Talks about Belgian eID Card · · Score: 1
    ``Mr. Gates has not requested to meet Mrs. Kroes and Mrs. Kroes is most certainly not going to request to see him,'' said Todd.

    Why does Jonathan Todd want to keep Bill and Mrs. Kroes apart?

    Why does Mrs. Kroes appear so pissed?

    And is there a developing spark between Bill and Jon?

    All this and more, when you join us after the break only on Channel 25.

  3. Since it's a technical story... on HP's Crossbar Latch... Next-Gen Transistor? · · Score: 5, Informative
    and since money.cnn.com is a business publication:

    EETimes story

    It's Patent #6586965

  4. This has been popular... on Ubisoft to Publish Puzzle Pirates · · Score: 1
    Puzzle Pirates is an massively multi-player online roleplaying game

    on P2P networks for quite a while.

    The network IS the game...

  5. Cats. on Solar Super-Sail Could Reach Mars in a Month · · Score: -1, Troll
    A further challenge is how to formulate the evaporating paint. The ideal material would lock up large amounts of a light gas like hydrogen and only release it at very high temperature, when the high speed of the gas molecules would maximise the recoil.

    I recommend cats. Millions...no beelions of cats attached to the super-sail would serve the purpose nicely.

    BWAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. I wish they'd come up with... on Netscape 8 to Emphasize Security · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Netscape next month is expected to release a test version of a Web browser designed to resist phishing schemes

    users designed to resist phishing schemes and ENLAR6E Y0||R PE|\||5 spam.

  7. Oh... on RMS Blasts Sun's Open Source Patent Licensing · · Score: 1, Funny

    for a moment I thought he was mad because they said Linux instead of GNU/Linux.

  8. The age/experience/maturity factor? on U.S. Kids Don't Understand First Amendment · · Score: 1
    When asked whether people should be allowed to express unpopular views, 97 percent of teachers and 99 percent of school principals said yes. Only 83 percent of students did.

    Instead of blindly attributing these figures wholly to decreasing awareness and lack of liberty in schools (I'm not denying these causes), I think that age and maturity (or lack thereof) are likely to skew the results. Most teenagers have "bigger" issues to worry about, personal problems, relationships, relationships, etc which take a higher priority in their lives than something as far removed (atleast at that age) as the constitution. Should it be this way? I don't know...but I certainly think the raging chemicals/hormones at that age certainly clouds up one's thinking.

    It's likely that adults, who've pretty much settled down into a stable life (teachers/etc) and have been acquainted with politics, and other such "adult" topics for a while would be (atleast I hope so) more concerned about these issues.

  9. For most people here... on Could Your Blackberry Be Damaging Your Thumbs? · · Score: 1

    the risk of damaging their thumbs from other "regular activities" greatly outweighs the risk posed by Blackberry use.

  10. Cryptanalytics 101: Pop Quiz on U.S. Army Guide to Code Breaking · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Q1. Decrypt following phrase using basic cryptanalysts principles:

    "B22 z1vs cb64 S c4m1o7 3 vt!!!"

  11. I sure hope... on Red Hat Opens Lobbying Office Near DC · · Score: 4, Funny
    Redhat highlights Linux's faith-based approaches to task scheduling and memory management.

    Tux loves Jesus too! Kidding...kidding.

  12. Interesting comparison... on Apple, Google World's Top Brands · · Score: 2, Interesting
    with the 2004 Google Zeitgeist.

    Google's search statistics may be regarded as a similar but more accurate poll because of the much bigger sample space.

    The problem is that their statistics are biased towards brands/corporations which have a bigger web presence (eg Amazon, etc) which occur in their "Top Consumer Brands" category. Hence companies like Cemex, Samsung etc do not figure in the Google Zeitgeist.

    On a related note, SCO seems to be proud it figured in the Google Zeitgeist. The following quote from the "news" on their webpage (couldn't find permanent link):

    SCO Ranked #1 Corporate Query Site by Google. Based on billions of searches conducted by Google users around the world, the 2004 Year-End Zeitgeist ranks SCO's corporate Website as the most searched site for the year. Find Out More Here >

  13. Very true... on Build Your Own Self-Balancing Unicycle · · Score: 3, Funny
    Since then I realized that two wheels are redundant, and only a single wheel is needed to make a ridable vehicle. A vehicle with a single wheel is much smaller and lighter.

    Yeah man....I've realized something....those 4 wheeled busses are a pain to ride in. Can't get any damned seats anywhere.

    I need something smaller and lighter...like a 1 wheeled bus. That'll surely be painless to ride in and easy to carry around.

    Mod +5 beers *hic8

  14. Even better... on How Not to Write FORTRAN in Any Language · · Score: 2, Funny
    and more literal "DONT you Brainfuck with me".

    For the uninitiated, Brainfuck's a Turing Complete language with eight language statements, each consisting of a single character:

    > increment the pointer.
    + increment the byte at the pointer.
    - decrement the byte at the pointer.
    . output from the byte at the pointer (ASCII).
    , input to the byte at the pointer (ASCII)
    [ jump forward to the statement after the corresponding ] if the byte at the pointer is zero.
    ] jump back to the statement after the corresponding [ if the byte at the pointer is nonzero.

    I'd post actual code, but the /. filter is fucking me up.

  15. My neighbor... on Norwegian Student Ordered to Pay for Hyperlinks to Music · · Score: 4, Funny
    sings copyrighted music (usually the Brittany Spears classics) in the bathroom during the morning hours.

    Can we fine him for copyright infringement or have him put away for a while? Pretty please??

  16. From the FAQ: on MPAA Releases Software For Parents · · Score: 1
    located here:

    Q: Is it possible to hide files from the program, by changing their name or extension?
    A: No. The program uses advanced binary recognition, locating all known multimedia file types and P2P applications, regardless of their name and extension.

    Q: Does the program distinguish between legal and illegal copies of multimedia files?
    A: No. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies. It is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or if the material should be deleted.

    So they claim they look for something like magic numbers/headers to detect "multimedia" files...but beyond that, it seems incredibly stupid.

    Looks like a Windows port of 'file' to me.

  17. More evidence... on SBC Might Buy AT&T · · Score: 5, Funny
    The SBC homepage carries this string, which could be a hidden clue to the upcoming buyout:

    ALT="To all AT&T customers: we're here to stay" WIDTH="426" HEIGHT="60" BORDER="0" HSPACE="14" VSPACE="6"

    Heck, I might even report this to the Register and get quoted as an "eagle eyed reader" like this guy did.

  18. Imagine... on Round Two for MPAA Lawsuits · · Score: 5, Funny
    parents can talk with children about the legalities of peer-to-peer activity

    parents having a "little talk" with their kids about P2P activity:

    Johnnie: Daddy, where do MP3 files come from?

    Daddy: Johnnie, Mom and I are going to have a little talk with you now.

    Johnnie: Okay, Dad.

    Mommy: You know Johnnie, there's something you need to know about MP3 files and P2P clients.

    Daddy: When an MP3 file meets a P2P client, something very beautiful happens.

    Johnnie: What's that Daddy?

    Daddy: It's called File Transfer, son. When a beautiful MP3 file meets a nice, young P2P client, they start exchanging packets and then a new MP3 file is born.

    Mommy: But you have to remember, son...bad things can happen if MP3 files and P2P clients do not take proper precautions during the File Transfer. Then they can get infected with Spyware and Viruses and die.

    Daddy: You'll understand this better when you grow up, but always remember that we're here for you if you need us. And always remember to take proper precautions during File Transfer.

  19. Recall that... on Bridging India's Digital Divide With Linux · · Score: 5, Informative
    The President of India Dr. Abdul Kalam is a nuclear physicist, and a renowned scholar who advocated open source in a speech given at the Indian Navy's Weapons and Electronic System Engineering Establishment last year.

    Richard Stallman also visited the President and interestingly, the President had prepared for the meeting by downloading and reading Stallman's biography from the Internet."

    For the curious, the President of India's website runs Apache/PHP on Linux.

  20. Have to say it.... on Zimmermann Enters Debate on Microsoft Encryption · · Score: 5, Funny

    Zimmermann makes some Pretty Good Points in the interview.

  21. I recommend.... on Video Formats for non-Windows Users? · · Score: 4, Funny
    ASCII animation.

    If these guys can do it, so can you!

  22. "all remotely personal information" on Just How Paranoid Are You? · · Score: 1
    Yeah, yeah...we all know that's just a fancy-schmancy secret word for pr0n. Shhh...sorry.

    Now, how about posting some torrents here, so we can all admire your l33t security models and stuff.

  23. There's rumors on the internets.. on Survey Says Internet Users Confuse Search Results, Ads · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...that search results are confusing!!!1!!

    Any1 other AOLer hear bout this?!! message me if you know!

    k THX BYE

  24. What! No Brittany Spears? on Musical Robots Invade Juilliard · · Score: 1
    Not Jazzica Simpsons even :'(

    I'm disappointed.

  25. Unfortunately true.... on Linux, Inc. · · Score: 5, Funny
    but with his wild long hair and odd behavior, he doesn't fit in with the suit-and-tie crowd. During speaking engagements, Stallman often adopts the persona of "St. IGNUcius," donning a robe and a halo made of a computer disk.

    Having RMS walk in in his St. Ignucius getup is enough to make anybody lose their lunch...not just the suit and tie crowd.