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MPAA Releases Software For Parents

SnowWolf2003 writes "The MPAA have released their Parent File Scan tool, which 'helps consumers check whether their computers have peer-to-peer software and potentially infringing copies of motion pictures and other copyrighted material'. According to the MPAA, the software does not report any data back to the MPAA. However, users have noted that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions."

414 comments

  1. Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Timo_UK · · Score: 0

    is what the software reports? ;-)

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    1. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Saven+Marek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here it reported my PC's HP printer drivers as p2p software.

      Go MPAA, I maybe I could print out a flickbook with every frame from LOTR and give it away to friends.

      Best little online community

    2. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Frymaster · · Score: 5, Funny
      saven marek: Here it reported my PC's HP printer drivers as p2p software.

      original post: that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions.

      mpaa tracking software successfully reverse engineered!

      find . -name "*p*" > ./.mpaa && mail spooks@mpaa.com ./.mpaa

    3. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by NetNifty · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is P2P software... PC 2 Printer!

    4. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by essreenim · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But actually, thre is nothing to see here - same crap different submission.

      As I daid and am tired of saying:

      censorship bears the legacy of copyright. For example, the custom of printers and authors to have their name listed with their creations began as a law demanding this practice, not to ensure the originator due credit, but in order for the king to keep track of disobedient writers. Brendan Scott (2000)

      In the end free/open software will triumph, Raymond attests; "[...] because the commercial world cannot win an evolutionary arms race with open-source communities that can put orders of magnitude more skilled time into a problem" The high innovation rate of free software has been stressed by many others and is one reason for recent interest by companies in the movement (DiBona et al., 1999).

      This is part of the power of Open Source: it creates this kind of unifying pressure to conform to a common reference point - in effect, an open standard - and removes the intellectual property barriers that would otherwise inhibit this convergence"43. (Young in DiBona et al., 1999, p. 124.)

      Taken from here.

    5. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Southpaw018 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Woah, you're not kidding about the find all media. I ran the damn thing and it even wanted to delete the system audio files in c:\windows\media.
      Copyright detector. Bahahahaha.

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    6. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would the MPAA be interested in every file (and directory!) I have with the letter "p" anywhere in its name? Do you mean

      find . -type f -regex ".*\.[jm]pg" > ./.mpaa && mail spooks@mpaa.com ./.mpaa

      Which doesn't find AVI's, or OGGs or ...

    7. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by MasterSLATE · · Score: 1

      Wow good job! No wait, the software is for windows.

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    8. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by giantsfan89 · · Score: 2, Funny
      nonono, you've got it all wrong:
      find . -name "*m*" "*p*" "*a*" | mail spooks@mpaa.com -s "AARRRGGGGG!!"
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    9. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by TractorBarry · · Score: 1

      Yeau but think what a great excuse this would be in court.

      "No sirree, I did not share those precious **AA files. It was all the work of my evil printer and its built in P2P app."

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    10. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Aim+Here · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually if you read the license agreenent, it does say that it doesn't try to verify the illegality of the media files it spots.

      So what we have here is a program that is marketed as though it clears illegal files off the hard drive, but in reality is just a point-and-click hard-drive wiper, that'll merrily clean your hard drive of perfectly legitimate material.

      No more ethical than a random piece of 'legit' spyware that hides what it actually does in the licence agreement that nobody reads.

      FWIW, it only found about 907 files on my hard drives, although my p2p app of choice reports something like 1200 music files shared, not including the media files on installed games and sundry apps that I don't share to the world. Even on it's own terms, it doesn't work too well.

    11. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I ran the damn thing and it even wanted to delete the system audio files in c:\windows\media.
      Copyright detector. Bahahahaha.

      Well, those files are copyrighted.
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    12. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      More Hannibal Lector I would say.... Biting the hand that feeds does not seem enough for them.

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    13. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      I ran the damn thing and it even wanted to delete the system audio files in c:\windows\media.

      You mean you actually installed and ran a piece of software from the **AA?!?

      Dude, you just got p0wned... All your bases are belong to them now :-P

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    14. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I ran it.. grabs just a bunch of filetypes and a few filenames for p2p.. I tested it by making a empty 0byte file called kazaa.exe it screamed "SPYWARE" at me.

      After when attempting to close it, I got this popup dialog:


      [Warning] [x]

      You are now exiting the program completely

      [OK]



      I imagine it expects parents to keep the program on at all the times and stare at the results.

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    15. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. by Matt+Perry · · Score: 1
      Well, those files are copyrighted.
      And licensed for use in windows.
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  2. This is great! by Lostie · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we have a tool that lists all the filenames the MPAA are looking for, so if you don't fancy getting sued when using P2P, simply rename your downloaded files and use this handy tool to find out if the rename was effective or not. Thanks MPAA!

    1. Re:This is great! by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Renaming them doesn't work as you can read in the forum linked in the article. The application appears to classify every media file as suspect even the default wav files installed with windows xp.

    2. Re:This is great! by dsginter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      so if you don't fancy getting sued when using P2P, simply rename your downloaded files and use this handy tool to find out if the rename was effective or not.

      The MPAA isn't quite that dumb but it is a nice idea. What will eventually happen is that some bright spark will release private P2P software that will allow only certain people to participate (think, your immediate group of friends, their friends, family, etc). It will be just like back in the old BBS days of "elite" access - you had to know someone who knew someone who knew someone who could vouch for you.

      Once it goes private, there's no stopping it without Congress and hardware. And it will still be difficult at that point.

      And while I'm dishing out ideas, can someone create a MythTV implementation that will allow a "community" of PVRs to collaborate and share? Just automate the file transfers using the above "private P2P" techniques.

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    3. Re:This is great! by Teufelsmuhle · · Score: 1
      you had to know someone who knew someone who knew someone who could vouch for you.
      Sounds like the mafia.
    4. Re:This is great! by LehiNephi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember Waste? It's exactly what you're describing--by invitation only, and encrypted. And if you can find a copy, it's free.

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    5. Re:This is great! by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Already done, check http://www.grouper.com/

      The thing they have to implement to make it more usefull is multi-source downloading.
      That way people with lots of online friends have an advantage :-)

    6. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This software already exists. It's called waste http://waste.sourceforge.net/.

    7. Re:This is great! by EvilAlien · · Score: 3, Interesting
      "The MPAA isn't quite that dumb but it is a nice idea."

      Yes they are. They specialize in hiring third-party copyright bounty hunters to spam ISPs with poorly or completely unfounded complaints based on pattern matches of filenames on P2P networks. If you have My-son-in-Spiderman-costume_movie.mpg, it would probably be picked up and generate an automated complaint to your ISP. Under horribly broken US law (i.e., the DMCA), your ISP would be forced to comply with the notice-and-takedown provisions and shut your Internet access off or terminate service.

      What the filesharers should do is post files that are encrypted with encrypted filenames and descriptions, and rely on private keys. Of course, the risk is that the searchs for the encrypted strings could be intercepted allowing the code to be broken, but a WW2 flavored one-time key method could do the trick.

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    8. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can already do this with AIM and other IM apps. You make a group in your buddy list that you want to allow to access your files. Its a tad slow but it is private and direct p2p.

    9. Re:This is great! by damiangerous · · Score: 1
      Under horribly broken US law (i.e., the DMCA), your ISP would be forced to comply with the notice-and-takedown provisions and shut your Internet access off or terminate service.

      No, that's not how it works. They would be required to notify you of the complaint, yes. But then you would have the option of claiming that the material was not infringing. In that case the ISP would turn your contact information over to the claimant so they could pursue legal remedy. The ISP would not be required to take down the material or terminate your access in that case.

    10. Re:This is great! by KlomDark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and just think of how organized crime usually results when stupid and unenforcable laws are created. (Think prohibition, the drug "war", etc.)

      It does sound a lot like it, because it is a common human reaction to overreaching stupidity.

    11. Re:This is great! by wormeyman · · Score: 1

      Grouper has these features I also believe that the chat is encrypted don't know about the file transfers they are planning to have a pay-for version however.

    12. Re:This is great! by EvilAlien · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, it is how it can work. Notice-and-takedown (which is what the DMCA requires) is very different from notice-and-notice. Futhermore, what is required by law does not determine how the law is interpreted and implemented in terms of policy and practice by ISPs subject to it. All it takes is for an ISP to decide that there is more risk of liability by not suspending and/or terminating service, and the account goes off.

      A notice-and-takedown demand from a rightsholder is a different matter from a demand under the DMCA to ignore privacy rights and disclose customer information. The DMCA not only required notice-and-takedown, but also was interpreted as requiring non-court ordered disclosure by virture of a mere subpoena without judicial oversight. That is the nature of Verizon's battle against the RIAA and the DMCA over the last couple of years.

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    13. Re:This is great! by damiangerous · · Score: 1
      Yes, it is how it can work.

      Hmm, you're right. I just read the full text and I can't find what I was thinking of. The ISP does have 10 full days to return disabled access/material after a counter notification. I had thought there was a grace period you had to reply in and they wouldn't disable it at all. Probably because most of my experience with it comes from Usenet.

    14. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then do not call them .wav!

    15. Re:This is great! by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Waste is absolutely splendid software. I've been using it with a group of 8 or 9 friends for several months. I think the only thing that stops it from becoming ubiquitous is that the user interface is rather poor, and there are no working clients for linux, bsd, or MacOS X. (There is a limited capability server, for hosting files, but this doesn't help my mac-only friends browse the network. I wish someone would port the 1.5 client to platforms besides windows.

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    16. Re:This is great! by timeOday · · Score: 1
      It will be just like back in the old BBS days of "elite" access - you had to know someone who knew someone who knew someone who could vouch for you.

      Once it goes private, there's no stopping it without Congress and hardware. And it will still be difficult at that point.

      I think the RIAA would be satisfied having supressed P2P to that extent.

      They don't need to make piracy impossible, only less attractive than shelling out $14.

    17. Re:This is great! by fwitness · · Score: 1

      All the replies miss the point. He wanted one that integrates with MythTV. Enter torrentocracy.

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    18. Re:This is great! by Acer500 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that exactly what was implied on the Wired article that was featured on Slashdot just a few days ago (The Shadow Internet)?

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/13.01/topsite_p r.html

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    19. Re:This is great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More likely is that the ISP will just cancel your account completely rather than bother with the whole counter-notification thing. Several people have had their ISP cut them off because they sent a counter-notification. Since there are no legal remedies for circumventing the counter-notification procedure, most ISPs won't bother.

    20. Re:This is great! by sH4RD · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:This is great! by benna · · Score: 1

      Or $18 as the case may be.

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    22. Re:This is great! by damiangerous · · Score: 1

      Well, for what it's worth an ISP who does not reinstate disabled access/removed material IS open to liability (see Sec 202, part g). But since most of the situations in which it would apply are month to month contracts anyway there's not much recourse in practice.

    23. Re:This is great! by blanks · · Score: 1

      <a href="http://www.bigredh.com">Hotline</a> all ready does this. It allows you to run a server applciation that will onl allow people you put on your "friends" list. Then your friends have to use a client application to access the files.

      I havent used it in like 5 years, but back in those days it was a really useful applicaton for swaping files with people you know and trust.

      O and the link is not working right now (site is defunked).

    24. Re:This is great! by torstenvl · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Try 32 for American music (or even popular European music, but that's not usually the RIAA).

      (Goes back to listening to Zazie)

  3. Hmm... by kernel_dan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does it work on linux?

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    1. Re:Hmm... by kyouteki · · Score: 1

      Good lord, I hope not.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, System Requirements:
      Windows 98/Me/NT/2000/XP

    3. Re:Hmm... by bird603568 · · Score: 0

      Why would you wnat to run this in the first place? If you buy a computer with pirated anything on it with out your knowledge you cant get sued right? If your a parent and dont know whats installed on a computer your perty dumb.

    4. Re:Hmm... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Now that you mention it, I will try it in VMWare (not under wine, that could find the actual files, and who knows what the scanner does)

    5. Re:Hmm... by kyouteki · · Score: 5, Funny

      Here's the Linux version:

      find / -name '*jpg' -o -name '*mpg' -o -name '*avi' -o -name '*mp3' -exec rm {} \;

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    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually, that's wrong, it's:

      find / -name '*jpg' -o -name '*mpg' -o -name '*avi' -o -name '*mp3' -exec rm -rf /{} \;

    7. Re:Hmm... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      You might have to wait several minutes to before you're compliant with that version. Here's one that will probably only take a couple of seconds:

      for x in .jpg .mpg .avi .mp3; do locate $x|xargs rm; done

      Why spend any more time in a state of IP infringement than absolutely necessary?

    8. Re:Hmm... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it doesn't actually delete anything automatically. But then, given how computer-unsavvy some people are (remember, we're talking about people who may not even grasp the concept of a "folder" or a "file"! [1]), I think it's safe to say that there'll be lots of people who'll just delete everything it finds. 1. Yeah, there are people who don't understand these things. Back in the DOS day, my parents used to believe for years it was harmful for the computer to be turned off if they were in a directory other than C:\, and it really took me some serious effort to convince them that that's not the case...

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    9. Re:Hmm... by marcansoft · · Score: 1

      (not under wine, that could find the actual files, and who knows what the scanner does)

      Just setup your wine config to allow access to a fake windows root as C:\ and kill all other drives.

    10. Re:Hmm... by rcamera · · Score: 1

      this assumes you have locate installed and run 'slocate' every once in a while.

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    11. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here's my hacked version...

      umount /mnt/mp3s
      umount /mnt/p0rn
      umount /mnt/movies
      find / -name '*jpg' -o -name '*mpg' -o -name '*avi' -o -name '*mp3' -exec rm -rf /{} \;

      or for windows...
      net use * /delete /y /* because you need to store this stuff on a server where it can be properly backed up! */
      ShaftUsers.exe

    12. Re:Hmm... by sgant · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would tag everything in Linux and Linux itself as illegal and a "hacking tool" because I'm sure they all think that anyone that uses Linux is a hacker/cracker and by using Linux itself, which is free and powerfull, goes against buying things in general.

      It would also probably call the cops on you as a terrorist like the poor bloke that donated money using Lynx.

      (the above was being sarcastic...I love Linux, use it every day and in no way really mean to impune the reputation of anyone that uses the fine fine software known as Linux.)

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    13. Re:Hmm... by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 1

      Now there's a true geek. Actual spererate filesystems for mp3s, p0rn and movies. Makes me feel inadequate just putting them in derectories on my storage array . . . . .

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    14. Re:Hmm... by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Doesn't -o bind looser than the "and" of conjunction? Hence, shouldn't it be:

      find / '(' -name '*.[jm]pg' -o -name '*.avi' -o -name '*.mp3' ')' -print0 | xargs -0 rm

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    15. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mainly just to keep the p0rn separate. if you're listening to music at loud volumes then you really don't need the p0rn sounds echoing through the house because you choose "include all files in directory."

      Oops!

    16. Re:Hmm... by lucason · · Score: 1

      where does *jpg come from. I thought that was the porn scanner included in version 2.

    17. Re:Hmm... by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Why fuck around with wine when I have a working VMWare snapshot?

      I'll give some screenshots later though.

    18. Re:Hmm... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      my parents used to believe for years it was harmful for the computer to be turned off if they were in a directory other than C:\,

      They probably misunderstood someone telling them that they should park their hard drive before turning the machine off.

      For the "youngsters" here, you used to have to run a special drive parking program that would move the read head to an un-used part of the platter so the head would not damage the platter when it was turned off. Some hard drives would emit a short blast of write current when they were turned back on and if you didn't park the drive you could damage your data.

      This is back in the days of 5m, 10mb and 20mb MFM hard drives on IBM XT's, of course.

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    19. Re:Hmm... by lachlan76 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    20. Re:Hmm... by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know. However, considering that this was in the mid-90s, I don't know where they could've picked that up - and it doesn't explain why they resisted all my attempts to explain the whole thing for so long, either. Let's face it, some people not only ARE uninformed but also want to STAY uninformed.

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    21. Re:Hmm... by ayn0r · · Score: 1

      Rather it depends on you doing updatedb (or locate.updatedb).

    22. Re:Hmm... by Sam+Nitzberg · · Score: 1

      I was afraid you were going to write...

      rm -rf /

      (OK - I know it's old, but somebody had to say it...)

    23. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is fair enough, because most people's crontabs run updatedb on midnight weekly.

      I, for one, disable it... Because it happens that I'm usually playing RTCW:ET at 12:00 Friday.... Pisses me off everytime.

    24. Re:Hmm... by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      System Requirements:
      Windows 98/Me/NT/2000/XP

      What a shame!

      When will we get proper application support from our totalitarian overlords? ;)

      Maybe with Wine...

    25. Re:Hmm... by sydres · · Score: 1

      you know I use Linux and Have found that many sites actually kick me because I run it even bring up messages about IP logging and me being a "asshat" sometimes I just want to down those sites for such stupidity any one else have this problem?

    26. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. =)

    27. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Michael Bolton coming on when you're wanking. Puke is a real turn-off.

    28. Re:Hmm... by ChairmanMeow · · Score: 1

      All people who use Linux are communists: Bill Gates
      All communists go to hell: J. Edgar Hoover
      I use Linux.

      Therefore, I am going to hell.

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    29. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you use Windows, you are already in Hell.

    30. Re:Hmm... by torstenvl · · Score: 1
  4. Duped Aleady? by Grygonos · · Score: 1

    Didn't we see this already?

    1. Re:Duped Aleady? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      No. It's just that for some reason, most of the comments on the earlier "second round of mpaa lawsuits" story actually dealt with this.

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    2. Re:Duped Aleady? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's just that for some reason, most of the comments on the earlier "second round of mpaa lawsuits" story actually dealt with this.

      One of the reasons MIGHT just be that the article linked to that story talked about this software. I wouldn't think most people on slashdot read the article, but apparently one or two did and kicked off those threads.

    3. Re:Duped Aleady? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's called the search function.

  5. Heh. by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. Download tool.
    2. Submit definition to ClamWin and other A/V firms.
    3. Profit!!!

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    1. Re:Heh. by numbski · · Score: 1

      Wow.

      It won't allow me to download the application on my powerbook. Also, anyone else notice that the only real application named in that flash movie is KaZaA? They don't have a vendetta or anything, do they? :P

      Think you're going to get away with copyright infringment? ....mmmmmmaybe.....

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    2. Re:Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Download tool.

      Can I find this tool on Kazaa yet?

  6. Not just "virtually" by slavemowgli · · Score: 5, Informative

    It really tags *any* media file, including soundtracks etc. of games, iTunes songs and just about everything else.

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    1. Re:Not just "virtually" by NetNifty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does it tag .wav files? If so, and the program says they're infringing files, which leads someone to delete them, Windows might not be too happy about that...

    2. Re:Not just "virtually" by Phosphor3k · · Score: 5, Informative
      Fromt he website and also displayed the first time you run it:
      "The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted."
    3. Re:Not just "virtually" by jasonmicron · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That is probably what the biggest threat of this software is.

      It just begs the question, "Did the MPAA, a group of the top record and entertainment compaines in the world, release this software purely to try to purge all digital files on your machine in order to increase sales on their inferior CD / DVD products?"

      With the way that entire business model is run, I would have to answer yes. But then again I'm a Republican so I might just be paranoid. ;)

    4. Re:Not just "virtually" by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 4, Funny

      Warning: your children may be exposed to thoughts and/or ideas. Death or serious injury may occur.

    5. Re:Not just "virtually" by jeffy124 · · Score: 1

      wow. the mpaa discovered how to use ls and grep.

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    6. Re:Not just "virtually" by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if it didn't tag .wav files, actually, but I haven't checked, so take that with a grain of salt. :)

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    7. Re:Not just "virtually" by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Well, there you have it. It's up to the user, not the MPAA or the courts! That sure makes things easier.

    8. Re:Not just "virtually" by kfg · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly, it's far more sophisticated than that; they've discovered find.

      "Don't play someone who carries a kit in their bookbag."

      I didn't realize that fiddler's were hot chess players. I'll have to go practice Ragtime Annie some more.

      KFG

    9. Re:Not just "virtually" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So is that the problem with Republicans? They're in control and they're still paranoid of everything? No wonder politics is going downhill in a handbasket.

    10. Re:Not just "virtually" by mpe · · Score: 1

      It really tags *any* media file, including soundtracks etc. of games, iTunes songs and just about everything else.

      Sounds like a repackaged version of the bots they have been using on peer to peer networks.

    11. Re:Not just "virtually" by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Does it tag .wav files? If so, and the program says they're infringing files, which leads someone to delete them, Windows might not be too happy about that...

      What on earth would make you say that?

      --
      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    12. Re:Not just "virtually" by waltsj19 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted."

      Wouldn't that make this absolutely pointless? All it actually does is scan your computer for *.mp3, *.wav, *.avi, *.mpg, etc.?

    13. Re:Not just "virtually" by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 0, Redundant

      find / -name '*.wav' -print > log.txt
      find / -name '*.mp3' -print >> log.txt
      find / -name '*.avi' -print >> log.txt
      find / -name '*.mpg' -print >> log.txt
      cat log.txt

      Wow. I can be a programmer for the MPAA. I'm sooo smart.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    14. Re:Not just "virtually" by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Ah, the voice of reason finally got here.

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      -- Using the preview button since 2005
    15. Re:Not just "virtually" by jersey_emt · · Score: 1

      So by running this software, you are now 'notified' of any illegal files on your machine. This could easily used by the **AA against you in court.

      --
      My spoon is too big.
    16. Re:Not just "virtually" by davron05 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does it tag .wav files? If so, and the program says they're infringing files, which leads someone to delete them, Windows might not be too happy about that...

      It indeed does tag all wav files found in Windows directory as possibly illegal files. Maybe the guys at MPAA figured out that Microsoft used a cracked version of SoundForge to create those files :)

    17. Re:Not just "virtually" by isecore · · Score: 1

      Personally I get big-time conspiracy vibes from this thing.

      Sure, **AA wants to purge illegal digital files. Yada yada yada. Bla bla bla.

      But we have to remember that there's a lot of LEGAL digital music out there, where the artists encourage downloading their work in order to spread it. Oftentimes these artists are of superior quality compared to the one-hit wonders designed to steal your money and put it in the pockets of recording-industry execs.

      Perhaps **AA is seeing the "amateurs" that produce higher-quality work as a threat, and this is their subtle attempt to make those musicians hurt by essentially lying and claiming that those files also are "illegal"?

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      I enjoy large posteriors and I cannot prevaricate.
    18. Re:Not just "virtually" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but ALL the files on my machine are digital! 100% digital quality.

    19. Re:Not just "virtually" by moojj · · Score: 0

      Yes, it tags .wav files. Including .wav files that I generated from my voice........ How dare the MPAA protect my voice!

    20. Re:Not just "virtually" by mitsuhama · · Score: 1

      thats fine for me then as most of my audio and video is, .ogg, .ogm, and .mkv.

    21. Re:Not just "virtually" by ahecht · · Score: 1

      It will tag wavs, but it will by default only tag music files between 2 and 10 mb, so your windows sounds are safe. However, these file size limits are configurable in the options.

    22. Re:Not just "virtually" by StratoChief66 · · Score: 1

      naw, if you were a brainwashed republican you would see this as the good thing to do. and it is only considered paranoia if in fact this isn't what they are doing.

      --
      Frylock: "We should have cloned twenties, Jackson wouldn't have given a fuck."
    23. Re:Not just "virtually" by Geoff-with-a-G · · Score: 1

      "The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted."

      Oh, hey, I already have that program!
      It's called "dir"
      My friend has a Unix version called "ls"

    24. Re:Not just "virtually" by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      You mean like that "Republican" former-Senator Hollings or the "Republican" who recently stepped down from heading the FCC?

    25. Re:Not just "virtually" by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1
      find / -name '*.wav' -print > log.txt
      find / -name '*.mp3' -print >> log.txt
      find / -name '*.avi' -print >> log.txt
      find / -name '*.mpg' -print >> log.txt
      cat log.txt

      Wow. I can be a programmer for the MPAA. I'm sooo smart.
      I bet the user interface of the actual MPAA program took 99% of the development time, and the background search is just a windows port of what you wrote.

    26. Re:Not just "virtually" by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1
      Sounds like this program is so bad that if it came with a multimedia intro, it'd tag its own intro.

      They could've at least made a braindead whitelist. If md5sum is too fancy, just use a fully specified file name and size. It shouldn't tag the files that came with Windows! (Unless it can tell you all pirated your copies of Windows!)

      Really though, is that program representative of the skills of their IT employees? If so, why? Good programmers aren't willing to work for them? They don't want to hire anyone who is any good? Their ideas of what makes a programmer good are so warped they consistantly turn away the better ones without meaning to? Whatever the reason, they, as usual, end up looking stupid.

      --
      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
  7. MPAA/Big Brother by geekboxjockey · · Score: 1

    Does this program have any internet connectivity? I was thinking of running it on my media drive for laughs, will probably unplug ethernet cable first :-P

    1. Re:MPAA/Big Brother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      From the User Licence :
      2. The SOFTWARE does not transmit any information about you, your computer or its contents to anyone.

      Remove your tinfoil hat.

    2. Re:MPAA/Big Brother by Botty · · Score: 0

      From the **AA:
      666. We are good and keep the artists intrests in mind. We lost so much profit from pirating! Everytime someone downloads a song we lose $125,000! We don't price fix movies or DVDs.

      Tinfoil stays put... ;)

  8. Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    Running scan...

    Found [1] file(s):
    C:\WINDOWS\UPDATE\AUTODOWNLOAD\TEMP\39FWI25\FOO\ DOWNWITHBIGBROTHER.MP3

    Notify Ministry of Peace? (Y/y):

    --

    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by saforrest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Notify Ministry of Peace? (Y/y):

      Nice, but it should be the Ministry of Love.

    2. Re:Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be "miniluv"?

    3. Re:Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by GregWebb · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - Babylon 5's EarthGov had a Ministry of Peace under President Clarke.

      --

      Greg

      (Inside a nuclear plant)
      Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!

    4. Re:Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, but did it have a Big Brother? Sounds like a 1984 reference to me, not a Babylon 5 reference. But then, I never watched Babylon 5.

    5. Re:Programmed Entirely In Mom's Basement by chgros · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily - Babylon 5's EarthGov had a Ministry of Peace under President Clarke.
      1984 also had a ministry of peace (minipax). It's just that miniluv is more relevant.

  9. Oooh! Imagine my shock! by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 1

    However, users have noted that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions.

    You don't say? This from the same organization that files bland threats against BitTorrent server ops stating that they (the ops) have to determine what is copyrighted and what is not.

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    Proudly supporting the Libertarian Party.

  10. ohhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahhhhh !!!!!! MP#Z = warez u noobz !!!!

  11. Spyware? by TEMM · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Someone might want to check out if this "tool" reports back to the MPAA with names and address of people that have pirated stuff

  12. Slashdot Relases Story Again. by 314m678 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot Relases Story Again.

    1. Re:Slashdot Relases Story Again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Slashdot Releases Story Again.
  13. Sheeple. by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    I honestly wonder what percentage of people out there would actually be naive enough to go 'ohnoes! I may have illegal files! :o!' and download this at all, let alone care what it tells them. Can we make a list of them? _

    --

    Friend: "The NIC is misconfigured..." Me: "No prob, I'll just telnet in and fix it." *Silence*
    1. Re:Sheeple. by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I would! I have a huge number of MP3s lost somewhere in the filesystem, and I'm Too Fuckin Lazy(tm) to download Lithium again ;)

  14. I have the same utility at work... by Cylix · · Score: 1

    Start, search, find files or folders.

    I smell lawsuit!

    --
    "You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -- Yogi Berra
  15. got it already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dir *.mp3 /s

  16. XXX by R0UTE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does this mean my parents would now be able to view my perfectly legal porno collection if they installed it on my machine ? better get hiding it! Oh no wait I don't live with my parents, what a relief :)

    1. Re:XXX by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Unless you created it yourself, it might not be legal. IIRC, even porno clips are copyrighted.

    2. Re:XXX by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Your average teenager will do a much better job (I'm 15, plenty of experience lol).

      Most of my friends like to put it on a form of removable media, however, I like to use a reiserfs hard drive image, and later will switch to an encrypted one. Gives more capacity, better performance, and is much more convenient. Well for me, anyway.

      Many lessons to be learned in this area ;)

    3. Re:XXX by Taladar · · Score: 1

      It would surprise me if you got better performance with any encrypted filesystem than with the unencrypted version of the same filesystem.

    4. Re:XXX by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      I meant for a disk image over burning to CD.

    5. Re:XXX by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      even porno clips are copyrighted.

      IANAL, but I was given to understand that copyright law allows you to reproduce "small portions" of any work, for the purposes of review, education, etc. Otherwise you wouldn't even be able to quote anything... So I think a 30 sec clip of a 60 minute movie is perfectly legal if you are just "reviewing" the work...

      --
      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  17. Teach your kids right from wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will really appeal to the tough love parents, not only will they grass their kids up to the police for smoking a reefer, they can also have them imprisoned for the rest of their life for swapping Britney....

    That'll teach em!

  18. Software that checks for peer-to-peer software by TykeClone · · Score: 1

    Sounds like rebranded AdAware?

    --
    A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    1. Re:Software that checks for peer-to-peer software by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I don't know... Ad-Aware never complained to me about mIRC being a "p2p" application, at least. :)

      --
      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
    2. Re:Software that checks for peer-to-peer software by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of Kazaa

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    3. Re:Software that checks for peer-to-peer software by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this thing *does* report mIRC as "p2p software" (seriously!).

      --
      quidquid latine dictum sit altum videtur.
  19. madness by cangeceiro · · Score: 1

    so i wonder if this tags bittorrent as p2p software. It can be used for such, but has many legitamate uses.

    1. Re:madness by RandoX · · Score: 1

      It tags mIRC, so why not bittorrent as well?

    2. Re:madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      so i wonder if this tags bittorrent as p2p software. It can be used for such, but has many legitamate uses.


      BitTorrent IS P2P software.

      It seems you've internally defined 'P2P' to mean 'not-legitimate' when all it means is 'peer-to-peer' defining the nature of the various endpoints.

      Regardless of whether it is 'legitimate use' or not, it is still 'peer to peer' as all endpoints are seeding for other users.

      P2P != illegal

    3. Re:madness by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But does it tag Windows as p2p since every copy of Windows from WFW 3.11 on had file sharing built in.

    4. Re:madness by cangeceiro · · Score: 1

      i do stand corrected, ok rephrase in the sense that does it consider bittorrent hostile. and of course the answer is yes, they do. i guess i just see too many idiot parents installing this program and deleting their kids software and personal files because the mpaa told them too. sad thing really

    5. Re:madness by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

      i disagree. I can't see why anyone can classify BitTorrent being on the same level as P2P. Bittorrent is a multiple P2H/P2P system. Also Bittorrent networks has it's own rules and processes for handling requests from sender to receiver: The wait in line unless you have cash method. You finally become fed with a little cash from a SEED. You share some cash with a stranger. The HOST admires that and gives you a line number. The more cash you shared with others the higher your priority becomes in the eyes of the HOST until you become a SEED. If you decide not to share much the HOST will force you to wait in line.

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      ----- You know you have ego issues when you register a domain in your name.
  20. According to... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2, Insightful
    According to the MPAA, the software does not report any data back to the MPAA.

    Ha. And according to most criminals in prison, they are innocent.
    OK...this first version might not. But in a few months, after people get used to it, and they send out an 'update' containing all the new songs/movies that have been put out, it will have a new unpublished 'feature'.

    Do you REALLY want to trust the MPAA snooping around inside your PC?

    According to most criminals in prison, they are innocent.

    1. Re:According to... by Surt · · Score: 1

      Given the rate at which reviews of DNA evidence are releasing criminals in prison who really were innocent, most might actually _be_ innocent.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    2. Re:According to... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      'Most'? Some...a few, maybe. I'd be highly, highly suprised if it was >50%.

    3. Re:According to... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      So it would be okay to you if 50% of the prison inmates in your country were innocent?

    4. Re:According to... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      no no no no. One innocent in jail is too many. The parent alluded to possibly 'most' being innocent, because a few have been found innocent through DNA.

    5. Re:According to... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      How many cases is the DNA available, though?

      If the police and prosecutors were putting *some* innocent people in prison, why would I not believe that in the age of DNA evidence, this evidence would not be planted by police? (i.e. a continuation of past "framing" behavior.)

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    6. Re:According to... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      1. Not all cops and prosecutors are bad
      2. Crime happens.
      3. People get caught for it.
      4. By far, nost of them actually did do it. IMHO, of course. DNA evidence is not the last and only word in solving a crime. 'by a preponderance of the evidence' is the key phrase. All the DNA in the world doesn't help a crooked cop/prosecutor/judge if you were on the other side of town having dinner.

      'Most' being truly innocent is a big stretch in logic.

    7. Re:According to... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Enough evidence to get someone aquitted is not necessarily enough evidence to conclusively prove them innocent. Our system is designed to aquit on a reasonable doubt, and the burden of proof lies on the person attempting to indicate guilt, not the one attempting to indicate innocence. As a result, a lot of the cases you're citing are probably examples of guilty men going free due to unrelated evidence which nonetheless induces reasonable doubt, rather than innocent men recieving their due.

      --
      ...it's really a sad day for America when we require a goddamn ACT OF CONGRESS to make our DVD players work properly. ~
    8. Re:According to... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      1. Not all cops and prosecutors are bad

      Not all are bad, but some are bad. (Maybe most are bad.)

      2. Crime happens.

      Yes. But crimes committed by police and prosecuters generally go unpunished.

      3. People get caught for it.

      Police arrest people. The correlation between a crime being commited and an arrest of the person responsible for that particular crime is very low.

      4. By far, nost of them actually did do it. IMHO, of course. DNA evidence is not the last and only word in solving a crime. 'by a preponderance of the evidence' is the key phrase. All the DNA in the world doesn't help a crooked cop/prosecutor/judge if you were on the other side of town having dinner.

      You are implying that it is impossible for the police and prosecuters to frame people for crimes they didn't commit which has been shown to be false by actual cases. I seriously doubt that more than 20% of the people in jail are actually guilty of the crimes that put them there. And yes, I am including people who plead guilty.

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      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    9. Re:According to... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      You are implying that it is impossible for the police and prosecuters to frame people for crimes they didn't commit

      Nonsense. I implied no such thing.
      Specifically. "most of them actually did do it. IMHO, of course". Key word most

      I seriously doubt that more than 20% of the people in jail are actually guilty of the crimes that put them there.

      80% are innocent of the crimes they are in jail for? 80%?? You truly believe that 4 out of 5 people currently in jail did not do whatever it was a jury found them guilty of? Please.

      Are we speaking of the same country? Same planet?

    10. Re:According to... by Surt · · Score: 1

      No, the cases I'm referring to are the large numbers of cases in which conclusive innocence is proven for a jailed man. There are, for example, a significant number of people incarcerated for rape being released due to not DNA matching the perpetrator's semen.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  21. MPAA's stooges by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

    Great! Now the MPAA doesn't have to send out lawsuits. All the parents will just drag their kids off to the police and turn them in. "Here officer, my kid downloaded some movies. Arrest her."

    It's the ultimate police state. The MPAA is trying to take over the world!

    1. Re:MPAA's stooges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, all the kid has to do is threaten to report his/her parents use of non-traditional smaking materials!

      Off topic quote from Red Dwarf:

      Become a Government Informer!
      Betray your Famly and Friends!!
      Fabulous Prizes to be won!!!

    2. Re:MPAA's stooges by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Great! Now the MPAA doesn't have to send out lawsuits. All the parents will just drag their kids off to the police and turn them in. "Here officer, my kid downloaded some movies. Arrest her." It's the ultimate police state. The MPAA is trying to take over the world!

      Rember when you were younger and your teacher told you who to call when people are somking cigs that smell funny and you did and your parents were really mad?

      It's payback time......

  22. Go ahead, appeal to the concerned parent by kyouteki · · Score: 1

    So what you're saying is is that all this does is tags files that could possibly be infringing based on the file format? And it's for "parents" to "protect" their children? Good god man, the propaganda machine has run amok!

    --
    A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  23. I just reverse-engineered the product by Lonesome+Squash · · Score: 1, Redundant
    It turns out to be a one-line shell script:

    find / -name '*jpg' -o -name '*mpg' -o -name '*avi' -o -name '*mp3' -exec rm {} \;

    --
    Behold the riant ape! Beware, his crooked thumbs!
    1. Re:I just reverse-engineered the product by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Congratulations! You've duplicated a >600KB program in one line of code!

    2. Re:I just reverse-engineered the product by cortana · · Score: 1
    3. Re:I just reverse-engineered the product by sconeu · · Score: 1

      This is for *WINDOWS*. You forgot -name '*.wmv'

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      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    4. Re:I just reverse-engineered the product by kzinti · · Score: 1
      It's faster piping into xargs, which doesn't have to exec a process for every file found:
      find / -name \*.mp3 -printf '%p\000' | xargs --null rm
      The -print together with --null arguments handle files with special characters, quotes, or whitespace in their names.
  24. mpaa thinking by bitflusher · · Score: 1

    [quote]tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions."[/quote] ofcource, mpaa is thinking, all mp3 = bad mkay

  25. Irony alert by abdossett · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As one law professor points out (only half-seriously), the MPAA may need to worry about contributory copyright infringement.

    1. Re:Irony alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Step 1. This post is Copyright © 2005 Cowards of the World. All rights reserved.
      Step 2. Use MPAA tool to find illegal copy of this post; use results from MPAA tool to make more illegal copies.
      Step 3. Sue MPAA for contributory infringement; Profit!

    2. Re:Irony alert by serutan · · Score: 1

      The MPAA suing itself would be less ironic than it seems, considering that 80% of movie piracy is due to leaks by insiders.

      Nice to see they are putting so much effort into that other 20% and pretending it's the whole problem.

      Personally, I stopped going to movies in theaters about a year ago. Now I wait for them to show up on cable. I know I'm probably still paying the studios indirectly that way, but not as much as by buying a ticket. My reasoning is that in a few years the technology to make all-CGI movies that are as visually good as the real thing will be in the hands of amateurs. The movie business will become a cottage industry, and the eyeball market will be so flooded with innovative indie art that the big studios will die a natural death. Some other business model will emerge, and we'll be through with all this night-vision goggles and ISP search warrant crap.

  26. Sure, right here by georgeha · · Score: 4, Funny

    find / -name "*.mp3" -print >> stolenmp3.txt
    find / -name "*.avi" -print >> stolenvid.txt

    1. Re:Sure, right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The program is more intelligent than that (for movies at least). it picked up every single mp3 on my computer (too stupid to find ogg files), but it only picked up one of my mpgs & none of my avis. I didn't have any movies to test it with, but I had plenty of music vids & a few TV episodes

  27. Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by teiresias · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a parent is not active enough in their child's life or like my parents, not technical enough to understand what files are what, this tool does very little.

    Parent Not Active - The parent either doesn't care what their child does on the computer/internet or at least does not monitor it. Indeed, that parent might not see this as doing something wrong and in fact do it themselves.

    Non-technical Parent - My parents know about movie pirating and that it can be be done on the computer. However, I could also leave a new copy of a main stream movie on the desktop with little worry.

    Personally, I think this is a sneaky (abeit overt) way of allowing the MPAA's software to take a peak in your drawers. Parents, if you feel like this is information you can't optain by talking to your kids, than them having some movies on their computer really isn't the problem.

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    -Teiresias
    1. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Yea, but when the MPAA sues you, and you say "It was my kids, I didn't know." they can say "Hey, we provided parents tools to make sure their kids weren't doing illegal activities on their computers."

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    2. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      My parents know about movie pirating and that it can be be done on the computer. However, I could also leave a new copy of a main stream movie on the desktop with little worry.

      Same with my parents. Their first reaction to seeing me downloading music was "How do I do it?"

      And one time I (accidentally) left a porn movie on the desktop. They didn't even notice, it's just scary ;)

    3. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by Keebler71 · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think this is exactly what the MPAA thinks it is addressing - giving parents that *do* care but are not technically savy a tool to to help them parent.

      For the purposes of this discussion, let's first postulate that music and movie sharing is indeed illegal (I don't want this to digress into a legal vs. illegal / copyright vs. criminal debate). Now then, I am sure there are a lot of parents out there who really do care if there children are engaged in "illegal" activity but who have poor computer knowledge and don't know how to find out if their children are engaged in this activity beyond simply *asking* their children. This brings me to my next assumption: when asked by technically illiterate parents, most if not all children engaged in this activity will flat out lie. I don't think this is too much of strech. I am quite sure that at a minimum, children are hiding the downloaded files in less obvious places that their parents never would find. However, most parents (presuming again they care) *are* capable of installing and running a program such as this - and while I am sure the list of files will contain many, many false-alarms, the presence of "Spiderman2.mpg" and "XXX*younggirls***.mpg" would hopefully lead to some additional "parenting opportunities".

      Don't get me wrong, I don't trust the MPAA what-so-ever, but I will always be in favor of giving parents the necessary tools such that monitorring or censoring of their children's activity is done by the parents rather than by law enforcement or corporations.

      --
      "It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance." - Thomas Sowell
    4. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      than them having some movies on their computer really isn't the problem

      It is a problem when parents are sued because their children are offering huge amounts of copyrighted material for download and they, as parents, are financially responsible.

    5. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by Loligo · · Score: 1

      >Personally, I think this is a sneaky (abeit overt)
      >way of allowing the MPAA's software to take a peak
      >in your drawers.

      They don't have to be sneaky about it if they wanna peek into my drawers.

      They're more than welcome to kiss my ass while they're in there, too.

      -l

    6. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by tr0p · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried turning off the tv, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?

      --

      My only regret... is that I have... bonitis..

    7. Re:Parents Should Be Able To Get This Information by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

      Don't beat kids... seriously... they have guns now...

      --
      This statement is forty-five characters long.
  28. Geez... by Otter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    However, users have noted that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions.

    Uh, no kidding?

    And if their software used some DRM or logging scheme to track the origin of every audio, video or archive file, you'd be saying that was a good thing?!?

    1. Re:Geez... by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      not virtually every video/audio file.
      from the options dialog: "This program is set to search for music files within the size parameters above" and the same for video.
      It's not virtually every audio/video file. it's every audio/video file fitting certain criteria, these criteria being entirely based on file size. It IS a glorified windows search.

      What I'd be more concerned about is parents running this, having it throw a wobbly about sound effect from a computer game, killing them because they think it will stop them getting sued and screwing up their, or their kids games. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing, and this software is spreading that little knowledge.

      --
      FGD 135
  29. I can hear it now by ChipMonk · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Son?"

    "Yeah, Dad?"

    "I got that tool from the MPAA, and I found some stuff on your computer."

    "Dad, I can explain."

    "Why didn't you tell me?"

    "But I--"

    "Didn't I teach you to share? Now come on, let's find some good Doobie Brothers..."

    1. Re:I can hear it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I learned it from you alright, I learned it from watching you Dad!"

      "Parents who have media files on their computer have kids who have media files on their computer."

    2. Re:I can hear it now by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      "Why didn't you tell me?"

      "But I--"

      "Well, that's alright, but I did notice that you managed to get the lastest Jenna Jameson. I've been looking for that everywhere! So, is it any good?"

      --
      Live forever, or die trying.
    3. Re:I can hear it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the way i hear it is
      "Son, can you help me run this software?"
      "um...sure..."
      if you don't botch the install goto installed
      "doesn't want to install the software, oh well, we tried"
      end

      installed:
      (install the software, at the everything installed ok screen)
      "Oh, it says everything on the computer is fine, nothing bad here"
      if he insists on running the software goto ran
      end

      ran:
      if you have pr0n goto pr0n
      Dad: "why have we been wasting so much money on the movie channel?"

      Dad: "wow, i didn't pay a dime, but i still want my $8 back!"
      end

      pr0n:
      "Son, don't you have homework to do?"
      "no"
      "shouldn't you be playing out side"
      "it's winter dad, it's too cold"
      "how about you see if you can go over to jimmy's house and play"
      "i haven't seen jimmy for 3 years"
      "go to you room!"
      (dad grabs lotion... starts watching movies)
      end

    4. Re:I can hear it now by Ubergrendle · · Score: 4, Funny

      (REALITY - ALTERNATE VERSION)

      "Son?"
      "Yes Dad?"
      "I ran this MPAA tool on your computer. Looks like you've been downloading alot of movies illegally, and --"
      "Dad, isn't this similar to the illegal satellite hookup you have?"
      "Uh, yes but..."
      "And does Mom know about those channels you watch late at night when she's asleep?"
      "Uh, no but..."
      "You can leave my allowance on my desk, and close the door on the way out..."

      --
      John Maynard Keynes: "When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"
    5. Re:I can hear it now by Saeger · · Score: 1

      "There's only room for one hypocrite in this house!"

      --
      Power to the Peaceful
    6. Re:I can hear it now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn that's funny!

  30. Deja vu by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Yeah.. I thought I have seen this before...
    here

    --
    Ubuntu is an African word meaning 'I can't configure Debian'
  31. From a poster by CaptainZapp · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Why anyone would trust the MPAA is beyond me. Hell, our strapped public schools are wasting class time and resources indoctrinating children with the MPAA/RIAA supplied materials

    So this means that public schools in the US permit every shady business to slip in its personal agenda to the official curriculum, provide they bribe enough politicos.

    This is a fucking scandal and a disgrace for the US school system. Since I'm a foreigner there's nothing I can do, besides urging you to act on this outrage.

    The full post can be found here

    --
    ich bin der musikant

    mit taschenrechner in der hand

    kraftwerk

    1. Re:From a poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the small beans of all the outrages in public skrool in the US. Seems like every week some teacher is arrested for having an affair with one of her junior high students. New York city public school system has more school administrators than all of Europe, I could go on but this is too depressing.

    2. Re:From a poster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am really happy to be a Swiss citizen.

      The equivalent to MPAA here is called SUISA, it is the Swiss Society for the Rights of Authors of Musical Works.
      On their website ( www.suisa.ch ) there is a FAQ, here is an extract :

      F A Q S U I S A

      Frequently Asked Questions:

      Internet, MP3 / CD pressing
      01. Internet - MP3
      f) Is it illegal to download MP3 files for private use?
      SUISA proceeds on the assumption that it is permissible to download music or multimedia works from the internet for personal use. But downloading is only permissible if the music file is then only used privately, or within a small circle of close friends and family. Even though internet providers are responsible for the content of their sites, private users must bear in mind that the downloading of illegal MP3 files for private use is a grey area, legally speaking. In any event, such downloading encourages piracy. The ensuing damages do not only affect the music industry, they affect first and foremost the authors of the works concerned.

      They are intellingent. not like some other places.

    3. Re:From a poster by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      They don't need to bribe politicians. They work through the unions like NEA. Most schoolboard members don't know enough about what is actually taught in schools to make a change.

      Thanks to the NEA all teachers have to have an education degree instead of a degree in the subject they teach with an education minor. Look what thats done to the quality of US schools in the last 30 years.

      --
      Professional Politicians are not the solution, they ARE the problem.
  32. Isn't this grounds for legal action? by iplayfast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Suppose you record your own music, save it on your machine. You give it to your friends, or release it on the net. The MPAA claims that it's stolen, which implies that it's not yours go give away.

    Isn't the MPAA infringing on your copyrights?

    1. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The amount of music stolen, justifies the mpaa's concern. If they don't protect their IP the will loose it.

    2. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      How so? If they actually sue you to prevent you from distributing your stuff, then in a sense, yes they are. I don't know if copyright law specifically covers preventing others from exercising their rights, but you could certainly counter-sue I'd imagine (IANAL of course).

      If all they do is say "Oi! That's stolen!" then you're free to say "No, I wrote it - now prove otherwise", and nothing has been infringed.

    3. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Why would the music being stolen bother the MPAA who represent the Movie Industry ?

      Either way if the MPAA and RIAA just stopped making their respective crap ( RIAA especially ) we'd all be a lot better off.

    4. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't infringing copyright. They're just making wrongful accusations.

    5. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      I would have thought

      1. That advertising that someone has stolen something, that was actually theirs to start with, would be lible.

      2. That informing third parties that material they obtained from you is stolen is lible, and infringes upon your copyright.

      3. You aren't informed that the person who is running the MPAA's software has been told this lie, and therefore are unable to defend yourself against it.

      IANAL either.

    6. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      OK, substitute Home movie for music.

    7. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by gowen · · Score: 1
      Isn't the MPAA infringing on your copyrights?
      Err. No. If they tell people that you're stealing their stuff, they may be guilty of slander. If they delete the files without your permission, they'd be liable for whatever Unauthorised Computer Misuse law applies. If they copy your files and redistribute them, sure, but thats pretty unlikely.

      At the moment, this software doesn't do any of these things. So, no. They haven't copied your stuff, so your copyright is unaffected.
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    8. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by iplayfast · · Score: 1


      They are a third party to a transaction between two people, and have no status in the transaction beyond casting a slanderous accusation at one of the parties.

      They are infringing on your ability to distribute your stuff. Isn't that infringing on your copyright?

    9. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      As other people have pointed out, this basically just gives you a list of affected files to investigate yourself and specifically doesnt make any judgement one way or another, there is no 'claim that its stolen' or 'implication that its not yours to give away', its a list. For the user to check. Thats it.

    10. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by jlo · · Score: 1

      Isn't the MPAA infringing on your copyrights?

      So what? They can do anything they want. They are above the law. They write the law. Your job as a citizen is to vote for your favorite legislator from the candidates chosen by the likes of MPAA. Now stop crying and start buying your daily dose of entertainment.

      --
      To steal my idea you'd have to make me forget it. Otherwise you'd just be copying it.
    11. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't, and it says when you start it that it does not distinguish between legal and illegal files. Watch this thread, I'll link to some screenshots later.

    12. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by gowen · · Score: 1
      They are infringing on your ability to distribute your stuff.
      How so?
      --
      Athletic Scholarships to universities make as much sense as academic scholarships to sports teams.
    13. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1
    14. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      So what do you think?

    15. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Without any hint of Orwellian irony, let me remind everyone that the RIAA actually does own all music.
      They have enough legal resources to prove that anything you have written has been written before, is copyrighted, and was unconsciously copied into your so-called composition. It doesn't matter that you wrote it, they still already own it.

      If it's music, they own it. They own all music.

      And with the new American system of infinite copyright renewal, they own everything forever.

      The point is, you can not win a legal argument in a totally corrupt legal environment unless you have more money than your opponent.

      And the RIAA has a lot of money since the consolidation of the world's entire entertainment industry into five global media corporations.

      The only way that you can meet your cultural needs and obligations in this new climate is to be so uncool, so dorky, so unprofitable that the merchants of cool will avoid you and your culture lest your dorkiness rub off on them and affect their personal coolness standing in corporate matrix.

      I bet you think that I'm kidding!

      But don't worry. As a Slashdot reader, you are so dorky and uncool that it is unlikely that your cultural activities will be noticed by the copyright cops.

      If you want to protect your cultural identity, then don't dream of selling it to the A&R man watching your gig from the corner.

    16. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by SlartibartfastJunior · · Score: 1

      This did happen to me. I'm a composer, and I had a bunch of my own songs recorded for me on a CD - but in .wma format. So when I went to share the files with a friend, it said I was committing copyright infringement by sharing .wma files that were already of my own computer. Since when did the RIAA have copyright of MY songs?

    17. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      It's effectively a Windows port of find with a GUI and fixed arguments, and that can run uninstallers (not something I'd want to do with P2P software).

      I probably should put something like that up there, but it was 4AM, and most of the page was done with AWK.

    18. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by back_pages · · Score: 1
      Isn't the MPAA infringing on your copyrights?

      Fucking A!

      Technically, no, but I'm exactly the case you describe. I write and record my own music as a hobby. One of my hard drives is filled with passionately named masterpieces such as "X.mp3" (where X is an integer). (You see, while writing music, I don't write lyrics. It seems absurdly pretentious to name songs in my library of instrumental works, hence I name them sequentially by integer.)

      If I ran their stupid little utility, it would mark all my independently written, recorded, and produced works as potentially criminal files.

      It would question the legality of the works of independent artists. Hm, move along now, there is no mystery here.

    19. Re:Isn't this grounds for legal action? by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "They have enough legal resources to prove that anything you have written has been written before, is copyrighted, and was unconsciously copied into your so-called composition. It doesn't matter that you wrote it, they still already own it. If it's music, they own it. They own all music."

      If you have allegedly copied a composition, then it's the publisher or the composer themself with whom you might be in trouble, not the RIAA. The record company typically has the rights to the recording of a song (they get this in exchange for putting up the cash to record it), but whoever wrote the song retains copyright on their lyrics or music. The composer and songwriter might enlist the aid of a publishing company to help deal with the copyright on the composition (much as one might hire a manager or an agent if one doesn't want to do everything themselves), but the publishing company is typically a separate entity from the record company, and not a member of the RIAA.

      --
      Sitting in my day care, the art is decopainted.
  33. I just ran this... by Evangelion · · Score: 2, Interesting


    *ALL* this is is Start -> Search -> For Files or Folders... -> Music + Video, as well as something to look for the signature of installed P2P applications. It simply searches based on file extension. Even radnomly named mp3s are listed.

    Move along, nothing to see here...

  34. Windows Search? by asd-Strom · · Score: 2, Informative

    So basically this software is just as good as the "Find" tool in windows. You can actually even choose "Search for Pictures, Music, or Video" in the windows search util and don't have to type in the *.avi etc wildcards.

  35. Reality by nullvector · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can just see it now...

    Mother - "Johnny! I'm going to use this new tool from 'the Man' to see if you've been doing anything illegal on here!"

    Kid - "Oh no!"

    Father - "Whoa you've been a busy little pirate haven't you?"

    Kid "ARRRRR...."

    Mother - "Go get the popcorn! I just found the new Johnny Depp movie!"

    Father - "Wow! This is awesome, you can download these things for free? SWEEET!"

  36. Whats the point? get busted? by bird603568 · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to run this in the first place? If you buy a computer with pirated anything on it with out your knowledge you cant get sued right? If your a parent and dont know whats installed on a computer your perty dumb. ps:sorry I put this orignally as a reply not a post

    1. Re:Whats the point? get busted? by PartyBoy!911 · · Score: 0

      Yes but know the MPAA can claim you could have known because they supplied a free tool to detect it. I don't know if this argument will work in court but that never stopped them before.

  37. Ver 2 by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hear that they are working on ver 2 of this software. It checks for any tax returns and/or money management programs on your pc, calculates your net worth to see if you are worth sueing, generates some infractions on your pc, and signs you up for a law suit.

    --

    In God we trust, all others require data.

  38. Wow! by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    I hope someone can get this killer app to run under Wine...

    --
    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
  39. Re:uh, yes? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    It might make it remotely useful, if it did.
    As someone who tries to use P2P legally, I find it annoying that sometimes months after downloading something, I find that it wasnt some independent legally distributed music, but rather some well-known artist I'd just never heard of. (at that point sometimes I delete, sometimes I buy)
    What they've instead released is a useless tool designed to create fear through absolute blatant lies.

    --
    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  40. Well thats not so hard.... by MSDos-486 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    search for *.mpg,*.avi, *.mp3, and for p2p programs .exe

  41. Flash movie by badfish99 · · Score: 1
    I looked at the site in the article, but it seems to have nothing on it but a flash movie.

    If I download the flash file to play it, surely I'm copying the MPAA's copyrighted file onto my own machine. I'm worried that they'll sue me it I do that.

    1. Re:Flash movie by jan.blaha · · Score: 1

      You are actually encouraged to download flash player on the alternate page and return once you have it done.

      I really appreciate that advise, but all I can get here seems to be: "We are unable to locate a single Web player that best matches your platform and operating system."

  42. Freudian mind-slip by sonicattack · · Score: 1

    I swear, I had to read that headline three times before I got that it didn't read:

    MPAA releases software for patents

    Just reading the first word probably made me automatically expect the rest of the headline to be some evil deed, so hey, it's understandable, right? :)

    1. Re:Freudian mind-slip by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. I was rather puzzled. Finally worked it out when I realised the summary didn't make sense.

    2. Re:Freudian mind-slip by wraith0x29a · · Score: 1

      You did better than I did, at first glance I thought they were going to start to sue people for illegally copying their own DNA..

      All your child belong to us.

      --
      ~ Better a freak than a sheep. ~
  43. ...and after a while, it shows... by ducklord · · Score: 1

    "WARNING: AUTOEXEC.BAT IS COPYRIGHT PROPERTY OF"... ah, forget it... From what I understand, they`d be better of just making a front-end for the Windows Search Assistant function. Hey, why not create a new stupid mascot, something like a "grinning lawyer" or something for it instead of taking time trying to pass it off as a new proggie?

  44. Idea by Momoru · · Score: 1

    Would it be evil if some software company held a patent on this technology and sued them?

  45. Awww How Cute by nemsan · · Score: 0

    aww how cute

  46. OK Dad, here's the deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you keep quiet about my MP3s, and I won't tell Mom about the porn in your browser cache.

  47. dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dupe dupe dupe dupe dupe how any dupes can a single site do. one dupe twoooooooooo dupes.

    1. Re:dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      twenty five dupes a day!

  48. Does it find the butchered MGM movies by Timo_UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    and send you an automatic refund for their f***-up ?(if they are legal copies). I wish

    --
    Timo's Audio Software http://www.esseraudio.com
  49. Not me guv by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    "...helps consumers check whether their computers..."

    Helps consumers of what check their computers ?

    Helps acid consumers check their computers haven't morphed into giant pigeons and hopped off ?

    Helps cocaine consumers check their computers aren't taking the mick and needing a kicking ?

    Helps burger consumers check their computers aren't edible ?

    I hate the word 'consumer' which seems to me to imply that whatever the likes of the MPAA want to pump out I am their with my mouth open and my tounge flapping just dying to suck it all down. I make sensible, considered purchasing decisions based on what I need and what the adverts tell me.

    1. Re:Not me guv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same way about the word Consumer. They seem to use the word to imply that we are there to give them something, when in actuality we are here to get a good or service from them.

  50. YES!!!! by gomaze · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can keep up with what porn my dad is downloading. Why do they always assume that it is the younger generation that is the problem.

    -----
    No, I will not touch you there

    1. Re:YES!!!! by tqft · · Score: 1

      What you need to worry about is that some of the various characters behind the porn industry won't fix the problem with lawsuits.

      Their respect for the law is small and their attitude can be nasty. Small timers may just get a nasty virus. Anyone costing them money wholesale could get hurt bad.

      --
      The Singularity is closer than you think
      Quant
  51. Some MPAA idiot took a one-line program source... by scotay · · Score: 1

    ...and replaced "Hello World" with "You have copyright violations!"

  52. She's absolutely right by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    You should be actively involved.

    Talk with your kids. Make sure they know what Kazaa-Lite is and how to use it. Make sure they know about encryption and how to use it.

    Even better, make sure they use something like mldonkey instead. They more you're involved with your kids, the better odds are that they will turn out how you want them to. ;)

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

    1. Re:She's absolutely right by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Or Linux and giFT-Fastrack ;)

    2. Re:She's absolutely right by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

      Talk with your kids. Make sure they know what Kazaa-Lite is and how to use it. Make sure they know about encryption and how to use it.

      Oh, puh-lease. A decade ago, I had to teach my parents how to properly and safely download... er... "material of questionable legality".

      We always hear about "the" uncomfortable father-son (or mother-daughter) talk about sex, but the reverse case feels even wierder...

      "Uh... Dad, I found some interesting files on your computer."
      "Oh, er, uh, those must have come from... uh... one of those pop-up trap pages"
      "Dad, we all look at porn. But these lame 30-second video clips? Sigh. C'mere. Let me introduce you to USENet... Here, add all these groups... Check here to only show complete posts... Click here to watch the first part to see if you want the whole thing, and keep in mind that you can't always trust what the subject says... Now, if you like it, highlight the whole list with that same subject line, and download it. There you go, a full-length 15 minute feature."

    3. Re:She's absolutely right by MustardMan · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...instructions for downloading usenet porn

      *TAKES NOTES*

      C'mon, not all of us know how to use usenet.

      Thank you for the valuable service you've provided.

  53. Anti-MPAA Software For Kids by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    So who is going to be the first to write software that will circumvent the MPAA Parent File Scan tool?

    1. Re:Anti-MPAA Software For Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any program that removes file extensions will do, or if your too lazy for that just keep everything in a giant .rar file.

    2. Re:Anti-MPAA Software For Kids by bcmm · · Score: 1

      A hacked virus definition for a major on-access virus scanner would be nice. It wouldn't run until the parent worked out how to turn of the virus scanner.

      --
      # cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama
      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    3. Re:Anti-MPAA Software For Kids by amalcon · · Score: 1

      Program? There's already hardware designed to beat this! see: floppy drive, modem, NIC, CD-RW, removable HDD, etc. Kids with computer-literate parents have been using these for years.

      --
      -Amalcon
  54. How many are legal? by Null537 · · Score: 1

    However, users have noted that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions


    But virtually every file on my computer is taken from someone, yay infringement, my pR0n collection is definately the most extensive though, and I would be greatly disheartened if my parents found it all, on my computer, while I'm at college, half a country away.

    /Me turns off PCAnywhere

  55. techinicalities and vagueries (is that a word?) by Tuffsnake · · Score: 0

    "...potentially infringing copies of motion pictures and other copyrighted material'...users have noted that the software is not accurate; 'tagging' virtually every audio or video file it finds based on file extensions."

    How is that not accurate? it says "potentially infringing". From a blind look on any computer I think one would be wont to consider any media file to have the potential to be a copy rigth infringement.

    And not only that, but as law makers struggle to decide how many copies (if any) you are allowed to make for yourself what you can and cannot have becomes vauge and as such the potential goes up, that is from the point of an objective ystander ... the RIAA would sue you for the copy you bought from teh store if they could

  56. begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    1. Re:begs the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=beg%20the %20question

      It can also be used as a synonym of "ask the question."

  57. Uninstalled just as fast... by kyouteki · · Score: 1

    I just ran the program. 3118 files! I've been a busy little beaver, haven't I? *innocent smile*

    --
    A slashdotter who didn't build his own computer is like a Jedi who didn't build his own lightsaber.
  58. Hmmm indeed. by Stonehand · · Score: 1

    One could implement checking against a database of checksums for some of the most commonly shared files; it obviously would not be comprehensive, however.

    I'd be more curious as to what they intend to do with all the IPs of users that downloaded the program or perhaps even browsed the site.

    --
    Only the dead have seen the end of war.
  59. File sharing by panurge · · Score: 1
    I just discovered I have accidentally installed software on my computer that allows me to make copies of document files and send them to other people, allowing the reproduction of copyrighted material.

    Among the file extensions of the affected material are:

    • .pdf
    • .doc
    • .xls
    • .ppt
    How much money is there in a tool to identify these files on a computer and warn parents? And how do we stop malicious people from distributing these so-called "Operating systems?". Oh wait a moment...
    --
    Panurge has posted for the last time. Thanks for the positive moderations.
  60. Dir *.mp3 /s by salvorHardin · · Score: 1

    dir *.mp* /s dir *.avi /s dir *.qt /s dir *.bmp /s dir *.jpg /s dir *.gif /s echo The above files probably contain copyright material. Please delete them.

  61. From the Dept. of Redundancy Dept. by SmokeHalo · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This was covered just yesterday. Pull your head out, Michael.

    --
    I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. - Q
  62. linux support? by dcavens · · Score: 1

    but does it run on linux?

  63. Give them *some* credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They managed to use ls and grep on a windows machines, which is harder than it seems at first.

  64. Can we put the software up on bittorrent? by GatesGhost · · Score: 1

    This way, it can be distributed even faster.

  65. The MPAA is worthless for parents in so many ways by ianscot · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Let's hear it for the MPAA and its efforts to make things easier for parents.

    For example, their ratings system does a graet job of giving "Billy Elliott" and "Waiting for Guffman" R ratings, because goodness knows no 13-year-old has ever hear bad language or encountered tacitly gay characters. Violence like Daredevil's "paperclips stabbing your throat until you choke to death" gets a PG-13 -- and so does a fantastic family movie like "Whale Rider" -- because there was apparently a bong in the background in one scene.

    We're ever so eager to hear their parenting advice in other areas.

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  66. Ick by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Visual Studio comes with several AVI files that represent copying, moving, deleting, etc. Imagine hubby or honey running this tool on those systems, and deleting the tagged files. Time to reinstall Visual Studio.

    As an aside, I wonder if the EULA indemnifies the publishers of the software. If not, I can see lawsuits on the horizon for damages due to lost productivity.

    OTOH, even if the EULA does indemnify them for damages, I can see how this might qualify as extortion...

    MPAA: "Would you like to run our software?"

    Parent: "No"

    MPAA: "Nice life savings account. Wouldn't want something to...happen...to it."

  67. Re:It's like tending bar with 5000 unlabeled liquo by slartibart · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Um, I don't get it. Who's the MPAA in this story? The drunk?

    How does a bunch of spit end up as one long string?

  68. Here is what the program ACTUALLY does. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Parent File Scan is brought to you by DtecNet Software ApS. This free program allows you to search your computer for installed P2P applications as well as movie and music files. You will then be given the option to remove the identified applications and delete infringing movie and music files in a few easy steps. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine, whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted. Information generated by the program will be made available only to the program's user and will not be shared with or reported to DtecNet Software or any other body.

    Taken directly from the download page. Bold emphasis mine.

  69. Scan me by TheNextBigThing · · Score: 0

    Wow, what a great way to tell parents their kids aren't to be trusted.

    --
    Three men walk into a bar. They all got concussions.
  70. Who wrote the song? by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    Suppose you record your own music, save it on your machine.

    Who wrote the song? And how can you prove that it was entirely original? Perhaps you did subconsciously copy the work as in Bright Tunes Music v. Harrisongs Music (the "My Sweet Lord" case), and the original songwriter and music publisher deserve their cuts.

    The MPAA claims that it's stolen, which implies that it's not yours go give away.

    Nitpick: Music publishers make up the NMPA/Harry Fox Agency, not the Motion Picture Association of America.

    1. Re:Who wrote the song? by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      Who wrote the song? And how can you prove that it was entirely original? Perhaps you did subconsciously copy the work as in Bright Tunes Music v. Harrisongs Music (the "My Sweet Lord" case), and the original songwriter and music publisher deserve their cuts.

      Oh, I never thought of that. I guess I can't do anything original.... BUT WAIT, neither can anyone else! So there is not such thing as copyright, since nothing is original and and and ....

      or

      Maybe I can do something original.

      Nitpick: Music publishers make up the NMPA/Harry Fox Agency, not the Motion Picture Association of America.

      OK, suppose you make a family movie and post it on the web.

    2. Re:Who wrote the song? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Maybe I can do something original [with respect to writing music].

      Care to explain how to make original music that's acceptable to Western ears, given that everything in the Western musical tradition since 1923 (ObMPAA: including soundtracks of motion pictures with sound) is thoroughly owned by the major incumbent music publishers?

    3. Re:Who wrote the song? by iplayfast · · Score: 1

      Maybe, learn more then three chords?

    4. Re:Who wrote the song? by tepples · · Score: 1

      There are only six different chords made of notes in the major scale: I, IV, V7, and their relative minors. (The vii diminished is part of V7 so it doesn't really count.) However, when determining "substantial similarity" as part of finding whether copying has occurred, a judge will look at melodies more than the fine details of harmony. The essence of one of the pages I linked was that there aren't that many notes in the Western musical scale to choose from. Non-Western scales aren't very palatable to Western ears as a replacement for NMPA/RIAA-owned Western pop music or MPAA-owned film scores.

    5. Re:Who wrote the song? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would never hold in a sane court. (ie: outside of the us)

    6. Re:Who wrote the song? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      OK, suppose you make a family movie and post it on the web.

      When I tried that, the MPAA said that the movie "My Kid's Birthday" by me was a subconscious imitation of "Silence of the Lambs" and they said I had to pay royalties.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
  71. Handy form to notify FBI? by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it include a handy form you can fill out to turn your kids in to the FBI?

    And when you turn them in, and the MPAA sues your kids, do they indemnify the parents from the legal fees and penalties? Just send those subversive kids to prison where they belong.

    I bet this is a big hit with concerned parents everywhere.

    --
    - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
    1. Re:Handy form to notify FBI? by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just send those subversive kids to prison where they belong.

      Might appeal to the parent who doesn't want the little bastards around, but doesn't want to spring for expensive boarding schools.

    2. Re:Handy form to notify FBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the version where the kids turn in the parents.

  72. results hot off the press by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

    BitTorrent is evil P2P software which is being used illegally and must be killed.
    My entire music collection which I copied off my CD's is pirated.
    The sound effects from Day of Defeat are pirated.
    Ditto for Ceasar 3
    Blizzard's 12 days of Christmas which they released for free download by all and sundry is pirated.
    MP3's of my cousin's wedding are apparently pirated copyright material.

    I'm suprised that it didn't throw a wobbly about the videos of the TA Spring engine.

    --
    FGD 135
  73. What else will they sue people for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buying movies from non-MPAA affiliated studios also results in a loss in their profits since you're spending your money elsewhere, so does that mean we can get sued for buying movies from independent filmmakers? Will they start searching peoples homes and suing them for owning non-MPAA produced movies?

  74. This won't be read. by numbski · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But I can't help but notice that on that site, there's no talkback form. No e-mail address. No way in which to leave feedback on what they are doing.

    Funny that. :\

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

  75. Seems pretty accurate to me by Radak · · Score: 1

    Not very accurate? The license agreement clearly states that the tool cannot distinguish between legally and illegally obtained movies and music and that it will therefore detect the presence of all such files. It does exactly what it says it does.

    This may not be what the MPAA or their intended audience thinks the most desirable behavior, and if they could easily make it detect the difference between copyright violations and legal content, I'm sure they would, but for the Slashdot blurb to call the software "not accurate" is, well, not accurate.

    1. Re:Seems pretty accurate to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know some people read license agreements, but I doubt most people would. I usually just scan them for important words or ideas like "immortal soul", "children", "offspring", "net assests", etc.... That's more effort than most I know put into looking at the software license agreements. So in my opinion , it is a bit like putting a disclaimer about self-repair voiding a product's warrenty on the inside of said product.

  76. Slander? by RecycledElectrons · · Score: 1

    Has anyone checked the eMails they are scrolling across their screens at the linked page? If these people ar enot convicted of piracy, wouldn't that be slander?

    I've won two lawsuits against the BSA for slander myself, so it is worth pursuing.

    Andy Out!

  77. hotline@mpaa.org by numbski · · Score: 1

    I can't believe they're a .org.

    Not for profit my a**.

    Spam 'em.

    --

    Karma: Chameleon (mostly due to the fact that you come and go).

    1. Re:hotline@mpaa.org by Peyna · · Score: 1

      .org has never been restricted to not for profits. It was originally intended to be used by non-commercial entities, but that was never held to, and more recently is open to anyone who wants one.

      --
      What?
    2. Re:hotline@mpaa.org by timster · · Score: 1

      You've noticed that "slashdot.org" is a commercial site, right?

      --
      I have seen the future, and it is inconvenient.
  78. Re:It's like tending bar with 5000 unlabeled liquo by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

    I thought your sig came from Yoda?

    --
    Live forever, or die trying.
  79. Big Brother hard at work really by KingBahamut · · Score: 1

    I feel we are getting closer and closer to 1984. Thanks George, we appreciate it.

    --
    "God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. "
  80. Hmmm. by Andyman1134 · · Score: 1

    I just installed this software to see what exactly it does. It just finds p2p software and all media. It tells you right up front that it can't tell the diff between legal and illegal media, that you must make up your mind.

  81. They don't tag "Virtually" every file by Dr+Reducto · · Score: 1

    This software tags every movie/music file, merely "virtually" all files. I love how when i ran it, it picked up the MP3's I had gotten from a local band first. And apparently, it doesn't pick up i2hub as a P2P app, but does pick up both Soulseek and Azureus.

  82. Wow... by EvilGoodGuy · · Score: 1

    Because obivously everything of those genres is stolen. Tips to anyone who's parents install this:
    Step one, shoot yourself.
    Step two...one was enough.

    1. Re:Wow... by Taladar · · Score: 1

      You forgot: Step zero: Shoot all people in your area associated in any way with the MPAA

  83. Parents Should Be Involved by blueZhift · · Score: 1

    Technical merits, or lack thereof, aside, at least the MPAA is trying to get parents involved. Hopefully I won't get too old/lazy/senile to keep track of what my kids are doing on their computer. But sadly many parents don't know what their kids are watching on TV to say nothing of what's on their computers, otherwise spyware/malware wouldn't be so rampant.

    Maybe the MPAA tool will serve as a gateway for hitherto uninvolved parents to get involved. Now for the cold reality, even if the tool worked well, it wouldn't be of much help to the MPAA. Why? Because I suspect the bulk of movie swapping is done on bandwidth rich college campuses, not on little Jane's DSL or cable hookup in the den. But maybe the MPAA knows that already and is just trying to educate the next generation of computer users and their parents.

  84. The disclaimer before downloading. by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

    To be fair:
    "The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine, whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted."
    Though it should definately at least exclude default system sounds and the like. Perhaps even recognize certain common audio editors and ignore files saved in their default locations be those. This could actually be useful, if it were more refined, to the least computer savvy parents. (Read: The parents who "check their email" using voice recognition -- "Hoy Johnny, did I get any email?"

    --
    I hate grammar Nazi's.
  85. Rat our your kids to the Feds, yee Great! by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Don't be amazed when your kids turn your uppermiddle class psychochristian soccermom Libertarian pot smoking ass over to the DEA.

    I will fucking cheer when that happens.

  86. Let me get this straight... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    All it does is search for files. It cannot distinguish between legitimate and illegitimate files.

    But wouldn't it be much simpler for parents to simply search for "*.mpg *.avi *.mpg" on their computers?! Or is that too complicated for the average (l)user?!

    --
    If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess it's too complicated for me! I cannot even distinguish between *.MP3 and *.MPG!

      --
      If someone says he and his monkey have nothing to hide, they almost certainly do.
  87. Hmm lets see here... by MSDos-486 · · Score: 1

    atrrib +H *.mpeg,*.mp3, etc

    1. Re:Hmm lets see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Patch to recursively apply attributes to the whole directory tree. (Or are /S /D not backwards-compatible?)

      attrib /S /D +H *.mpeg
      attrib /S /D +H *.mp3
      ...

  88. All your media... by stankulp · · Score: 1

    ...are belong to us.

    --
    We must be alert to the danger that public policy could become captive to a scientific-technological elite. - Eisenhower
  89. Linux version by wertarbyte · · Score: 3, Funny
    find / -iregex '.*\.\(avi\|wmv\|mpg\|mp3\|ogg\)' | while read FILE; do
    echo "$FILE belongs to us, Resistance is futile."
    done
    --
    Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
  90. Download Help? by SenorPez · · Score: 1

    Anybody have a Torrent tracker for this software? I can't find it on KaZaA...

  91. My Dad is the one who begs me to download by SlongNY · · Score: 1



    My Dad is the one who begs me to download the movies.

    1. Re:My Dad is the one who begs me to download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in the MPAA eyes he's contributing to the delequency of a minor!

  92. From the FAQ: by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    located here:

    Q: Is it possible to hide files from the program, by changing their name or extension?
    A: No. The program uses advanced binary recognition, locating all known multimedia file types and P2P applications, regardless of their name and extension.

    Q: Does the program distinguish between legal and illegal copies of multimedia files?
    A: No. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies. It is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or if the material should be deleted.

    So they claim they look for something like magic numbers/headers to detect "multimedia" files...but beyond that, it seems incredibly stupid.

    Looks like a Windows port of 'file' to me.

    --
    An Indian-American Hindu committed to non-violent thought/speech/action alarmed by the global explosion of radical Islam
    1. Re:From the FAQ: by rincebrain · · Score: 1

      Of course, the humor of it is, there is a port of file already..

      "Advanced binary recognition" my arse. You play with the first few KB, suddenly you've got a legal file!

      How silly of them, to reimplement something that already exists with an easy GUI.

      --
      It's only an insult if it's not true.
  93. Tags any file.. by shyampandit · · Score: 1

    I tried this software just for fun, it tagged all my home videos and even access logs from my website! (extension .txt)
    Wonder if they thought it was an ASCII movie or something :P

  94. Download by demon93 · · Score: 1

    Download it from here if you want to avoid their EULAs

    --
    demon
    -----
    Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
  95. Candy from strangers by spyrochaete · · Score: 1

    The FAQ sheds some light on the software functionality.

    Parent File Scan communicates with the developer, DtecNet, only to tell it what version of the program you're using. I'm sure the devs will keep your IP address in a locked vault away from the MPAA. They'd tell you in plain English, in this FAQ or on their cutesy flash homepage, if they intended to connect to your IP with BT or Emule, right? Right!

    They also state that the program cannot differentiate between "legal and illegal copies", whatever that means.

  96. Glimpse of the future by humuhumunukunukuapu' · · Score: 1

    I would not be suprised, 4 years from now, if every Windows computer sold came with an application like this. It would be "improved" for "the children" and to "protect us": it would be unremovable, actually use signatures, and would automatically delete "bad" things, and most likely clandestinely report them with svchost.exe or something you cannot block with your firewall and still have a functioning internet connection.

    --
    i saw the baby, and the baby looked at me
    1. Re:Glimpse of the future by Taladar · · Score: 1

      You forgot: "enhanced to fight terrorists" and "to uphold American Values (TM)"

  97. In other news.. by TractorBarry · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news here in the U.K. the police have also produced a handy fill in form for you to list anything you've done "that you think they should be aware of". These forms are available from any good police station (open 12:00 'til 12:10, Aug 15th only)

    Customs & Excise are expected to follows suit soon after with the Departments of Work and Pensions and the Child Support Agency lagging not far behind.

    And don't forgot... You can also fill them in on behalf of your friends, neighbours, spouse or kids.

    --
    Sky subscribers are morons. They pay to be advertised at !
  98. tinfoil hat by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Hypocrisy is the gateway drug!

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  99. Could you sue if it wrecked your computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what i can tell, it suggests deleting anything with a media extension, even legally held parts of the OS, home movies and owned music.

    It also seems to miss-identify printer and scanner drivers as p2p apps.

    If some non-techy user (ie, most parents) used this and it deleted all their home movies and trashed all tehir peripherals, could they sue the MPAA?

    Or is there something in the EULA that exempts the MPAA from any responsibility for what it suggests deleting?

    1. Re:Could you sue if it wrecked your computer? by LocalH · · Score: 1

      I would have posted the verbatim part of their license that says that, but the lameness filter ate it.

      Go here to read it instead. It basically says that they are not liable for any damages, loss of data or business caused by this program. They also throw in this bit for good measure:

      "OR (B) ANY AMOUNTS IN EXCESS OF THE ACTUAL, AGGREGATE AMOUNT PAID BY YOU TO ACCESS THIS WEBSITE."

      And since you pay no money to access their website, if the court was to uphold this ToC, even if you did have an otherwise legitimate claim, you'd get $0 unless you could prove that you paid the MPAA to access the site - with the language "actual, aggregate amount", I doubt it would apply to Internet access fees, since the actual amount paid for that particular access is likely minimal, probably less than $0.01.

      --
      FC Closer
  100. The program will also find Spyware. by Psionicist · · Score: 2, Informative

    Install the program, open PCBKDP.DAT. There's a list of "file sharing"-applications the program searches for. Among them is LordOfSearch 1.57.

    http://www.spywareguide.com/product_show.php?id=13 44

    Heh.

  101. You almost scared me, dude! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I thought it said "MPAA Releases Software for Patents". Eek!

  102. Cruel Irony by tomcreer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, this software actually helped me find some music I didn't know I had. I suggest them putting a 'delete duplicate files' option in and this could come quite popular..

  103. My P2P program scan results by ronobot · · Score: 1

    It caught BitSpirit and Soulseek, but appears to have completely missed Shareaza and KaZaA Lite.

  104. I learned it from YOU, ok?!!!! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    If parents are running this, they already don't trust their kids.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

  105. Grokster suit implications by jackjumper · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but couldn't this have interesting implications for the Grokster suit? If the MPAA can't get anything written that actually identifies their copywritten material, how can they say in court that the P2P networks should be able to do it?

  106. Download problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone got a torrent for this program ?

  107. Hey, I Tried to be a Good Citizen, but... by snookerdoodle · · Score: 2, Funny

    $ wine: cannot determine executable type for L"Z:\\home\\mark\\Downloads\\ParentFileScan_setup. msi"

  108. Re:Ministry Of Love by djaj · · Score: 0

    One of my favorite Eurythmics songs. Very spooky.

    What do you suppose it does when it finds that MP3 on your hard drive?

    --

    Your mileage may vary, but mine is constant.

  109. I scanned my machine... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    And the program overloaded!!! (I have at least 4960 songs on my computer, all copied, ripped and downloaded for free, without paying a single cent - and legally, of course).

  110. A script for testing file systems by jhines · · Score: 1

    A script that creates a heirarchy of artist and titles, full of zero length files, with differing extensions would be handy, and would really test a file system. Drive the *AA's nuts, but that is their problem.

  111. MPAA is lying by LordRevan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    the program is sending data out after the scan finishes, I've been running packet sniffs with ethereal, but can't find anything that says what is being sent, but after watching my packet count go up a couple thousand at the end of the scan sounds strange to me, and going from no traffic to a small spike after the scan gives me reason to not trust it at all.

    1. Re:MPAA is lying by VinceWuzHere · · Score: 1

      Say it isn't so! ;)

  112. Yes, but kids grow up by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    and become voters.

    "Oh yeah, the MPAA, I remember them, they tattled on me to my parents..."

    I wonder what kind of effect the MPAA is hoping for when they keep targetting their patrons and future patrons with lawsuits.

    They have GOT to be smoking some serious crack... Almost like all those Metallica users petitioning to get rid of producer Bob Rock because they blame HIM for how much Metallica has come to suck.

    *rolls eyes*

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  113. All these responses and by bitingduck · · Score: 1

    no comments on the annoying use of flash?

    I didn't even see a button for "flash annoys me, get me to your 'content'"

    1. Re:All these responses and by eatjello · · Score: 1

      There would have to be worthwhile content for them to have that link.

  114. Really, Really Dumb by GarfBond · · Score: 1
    So I noticed the program flagged a bunch of VOB files, which didn't surprise me at first. I thought I had deleted a bunch of VOB files for a movie I ripped the other week, but I guess I hadn't.

    Until I looked at it again. The program had flagged all the VOB files from the DVD movie that was in my DVDROM drive.

    1. Re:Really, Really Dumb by jester22c · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right, that is really really dumb. I wonder when they'll stop embarassing themselves with stuff like this, quit spending who-knows how much money on shite software and actually do something useful. Honestly, they've lost more money from crappy press and angered-hackers than from 'pirated media'. If the MPAA was a fat kid I'd kick him and steal his lunch money.

  115. For me, this will be my new Desktop Search Tool by Otonotachibana · · Score: 1

    I didn't know that the MPAA was giving out a Desktop Search Tool so I could index all my video files!

  116. Hey! It didn't find my Kazzaa lite... by CharonX · · Score: 1

    I must prostest!
    It found e-mule, DC++ and ABC, but it didn't find my kazzaa lite client!
    How am I supposed to keep track of which clients I still have to install, if it doesn't find all of them...

    --
    +++ MELON MELON MELON +++ Out of Cheese Error +++ redo from start +++
  117. HEY KIDS!!! by adam31 · · Score: 1
    Wanna load up some ammo for the ol' blackmail shotgun? Here's some software to help track down Dad's pr0n collection!

    Next time your parents step to you with some noise about homework and skipping school, fire back.

  118. Whats Next by Transdimentia · · Score: 1
    Cool you can evade the **IA by renaming all your media files to *.notamediafile.

    Coming soon. The MPAA compliance kit for parents:
    1 Sledge hammer
    1 Plastic Bag

    *disclaimer: this kit does not check to see if what you are hitting is a computer or not. Not liable for bodily injury*

  119. find a use for this waste of time by wolflike · · Score: 1

    This is actually a great tool to quickly find all the dirty filth on any machine, when travelling to the US with a shared pool laptop, I can no longer be held responsible for other users pr0n as I can prove I checked and have nothing illegal in my possession.

  120. More Precise File Scanning by warcormc · · Score: 1

    The software does not seem to scan for any file with an mp3 extension. It is more sensitive than that. For example i took a cake mp3 and renamed it cake.doc the scanner still flagged it as being ilegal music. Also i took an executable and renamed it to an mp3 file. The scanner did not pick that up. It must check by ID3 tag or something similar.

  121. Ahhh, So That's Where I Put It by JamieKitson · · Score: 0

    Cool utility, I wondered where that Mark Ronson - Jackin had got to. hmmm, jackin....

  122. We've Come a Long Way by jac1962 · · Score: 1

    Twenty-five years ago:

    "Son, is this a marijuana pipe? Do you want me to call the police? You COULD go to JAIL for this!"

    Today:

    "Son, is this "Matrix Reloaded"? Do you want me to call the MPAA? You ARE going to JAIL for this!"

    --
    "I worked hard for it. I deserve it. And I have it," Campbell said. "It's all mine."
  123. Are they off their knockers? by lucason · · Score: 1

    Scanning file names?

    Are they forgetting that it is quite impossible to identify whether a video file on your PC is legal or not. 99% of all video files on my PC are recorded from TV or have been on TV at one time or another. Do they have a problem with that?

    Are they also forgetting that MP3 players are legal? And that you need to rip your CDs to MP3 in order to use them...

    Will someone please stop the madness

    I know I preaching to the choir here, but how is it possible that these simple arguments don't stick. Any thoughts?

  124. Assume responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else notice that part of the EULA requires you to assume legal responsibility for any copyright stuff that your kids have downloaded. That clause doesn't seem to exclude stuff that the program doesn't find, either.

  125. I haven't had a problem ! by LordPixie · · Score: 1

    Does it tag .wav files? If so, and the program says they're infringing files, which leads someone to delete them, Windows might not be too happy about that...

    Funny, I just deleted all those tagged files. And I haven't heard any complaints from Windows. Not a peep, in fact !


    --LordPixie

  126. "consumer" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    helps consumers ...

    What is with the word "consumer"? I've noticed that in the past decade that its use has risen. I think it has quite a few negative connotations. Do I not create or producer/em? Am I simply a black hole where things dissappear without anything ever coming out of?

    Why not at least use "customer"?

  127. Can we burn them with this? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

    Can anyone think of how this software violates copyrights or patents?

    This would be delicious revenge to get them on an IP violation.

  128. Can we slashdot their tech support line? by dspyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Excuse me for not downloading the program, but their website makes it sound like the application offers the chance to delete files.

    Could we all get together and flood the MPAA and the developer (assuming they're evil by association) and call them about all of our deleted home movies and recording and Windows missing its sounds?

    No contact phone on dtecnet's support page.

    --D

    p.s. Did anyone else notice in the scrolling background of the MPAA page that their users names like gay1e@fileshare, wildchick29076, anonymous, and more!

    1. Re:Can we slashdot their tech support line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We certainly COULD, though there are a few of us who have graduated beyond a grade 3 maturity level.

  129. Doesn't work that good. by HansF · · Score: 1

    Just tested it, and it works like it's described in the other posts. You could just as well use the find function of windows to look for media files.
    Furthermore it doesn't seem to be able to recognise all file sharing software. It got Azureus and Shareaza but didn't get eXeem Lite.

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  130. I already wrote one of those tools.. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    Is this violating my copyright ?

  131. Obvious post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All your mp[3g] are belong to us.

  132. hmm. porn. by _Qiang_ · · Score: 0

    what about porn movies I have in my HD? ;)

  133. Hahahahhahahahaahah by Pahalial · · Score: 1
    Wow. Downloaded and ran it, and checked the About box. It points to http://www.dtecnet.com/. If you check the website, it says
    We are an innovative business-to-business software company. We specialize in customizing our software to meet the demands of intellectual property organizations around the world.
    innovative? customizing? Searching for *.avi *.mp3 (and a few others) is INNOVATIVE? God, I hate marketing-speak. (I laughed at the "You are now exiting the program completely" when you hit Close.)

    It seems to me that this is just a company that completely ripped off the *AA, come to think of it. I mean, the software was thrown together, with half-decent P2P-app recognition and a basic file search, and how much must the *AA have paid them for this?

    I fully support and/or endorse this company. Rip em off, boys!

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    Stuff.
  134. It won't work on my Mac! by phaxda · · Score: 1

    Bummer.

  135. Source code for Ver. 3 and 4 by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

    Version 3:
    ECHO These files may be illegal, or potentially used to make or obtain illegal files. >>C:\ILLEGALFILES.TXT
    c:
    cd \
    dir *.* /s >> C:\ILLEGALFILES.TXT

    Version 4:
    ECHO You might have illegal files, we will clean them.
    FORMAT C: /autotest
    FORMAT D: /autotest
    FORMAT E: /autotest
    (repeat until Z)

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  136. Re:Hmm... what about AVI JPG MPG MP3 named files? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "-iname" people. '-name "*.avi"' will miss X3.AVI
    Or at least do a '-name "*.[Aa][Vv][Ii]"' to try and make it somewhat case insensitive.

  137. On software costs and school reading lists... by One+Blue+Ninja · · Score: 1

    First off, I hope they didn't pay much for this - I ran it for fun, and it basically just lists all music files and video files between certain thresholds (default for music is 2-10MB, movies is 100-3000MB). I think most ./ readers could have programmed this minimalist interface in, say, 15 minutes. Oh, and by the way, it doesn't detect Shareaza :-) Luckily though, even the attempts by the MPAA/RIAA to brainwash our children in school might run afoul. Last I checked, George Orwell still had a few books on the required reading list, and once kids get to "1984" and "Animal Farm", they might start to put two and two together. On second thought, they might buy the "Intellectual Property" rights to his books, and ban them in schools alltogether... But as long as they don't snag Bradbury's "Fahrenheight 454" while they're at it, hopefully our next generation will have better luck fighting back than we are...

  138. Missing the Good Ol' Days... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Back in my day, we just pirated with VHS copies and all our pr0n was tucked under the mattress where our moms "couldn't find" it. Then, we got computers and they REALLY couldn't find it. I'm just gonna give my kids pr0n and pirated movies and let them make their own decisions. I mean it's a pretty f**ked up world when a kid can't hide or share his crappy copy of "Spider Man 2" that was recorded from a DV cam in behind a bunch of rowdy kids. Party poopers.

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  139. D'oh. It's not *supposed* to distinguish. FAQ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the FAQ for the software we're all talking about:

    "Q: Does the program distinguish between legal and illegal copies of multimedia files?

    A: No. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies. It is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or if the material should be deleted."

    http://dtecnet.purestatic.com/faq.html

    Though, they also say:

    "The program uses advanced binary recognition, locating all known multimedia file types and P2P applications, regardless of their name and extension."

    Which is amusing. And false.

    -JH

    1. Re:D'oh. It's not *supposed* to distinguish. FAQ. by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      "The program uses advanced binary recognition,"

      while(i != total_files){
      if((strcmp(file_ext[i],".mpeg") == 0) ||(strcmp(file_ext[i],".mp3") == 0)){
      FlagFile(i, TRUE);
      } else{
      FlagFile(i,FALSE);
      }
      i++;
      }

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      Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  140. I don't see any data being sent... by lullabud · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You must have some different version than what I have because I just sniffed packets throughout the whole process and nothing got sent out past my LAN the entire time. I did this on a clean system though, no mp3's or p2p apps, but it did find 3 system files for various OSes that I have loaded on here. Regardless, no information was sent out at all. Maybe that's some other application you have installed...

    1. Re:I don't see any data being sent... by LordRevan · · Score: 1

      all I had running was iTunes, and that was music only. and there was no traffic running, and then as soon as the scan finishes, I see that the send side of my NIC status lights up, with nothing on the received side.

    2. Re:I don't see any data being sent... by Laebshade · · Score: 2, Funny
      Maybe that's some other application you have installed.

      That was Kazaa (or [insert other P2P software here]) saying, "Shit we've been spotted!"
  141. Isn't the MPAA violating IBM's patent on LZW? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "IBM has also patented the LZW algorithm, but has never enforced this patent. According to the Free Software Foundation that patent will expire on August 11, 2006 in the United States." -Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gif#Unisys_and_LZW_pa tent_enforcement

  142. Re:The MPAA is worthless for parents in so many wa by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

    Ratings were created in response to censorship actions in communities. That's all they were for, to prevent movies from being censored, by pointing out that material was for adults (this came after a supreme court decision stating that you couldn't censor material for adults simply because kids could see it.) It's not perfect, it never was, it gets abused all the time. It was only created to get government off their backs, so in that sense it works fine.

    I'm pretty sure that if they hadn't HAD to have created them, they never would have done so. Prior to MPAA ratings, there were just organization "Seal of approval" sorts of relationships. This is the way ratings should be. You are a member of "concerned christians for movie piety" or whatever, and based on their rating for a movie, you go see it or not. If you're not a christian but you're concerned about something else, find a group that will rate your movie according to some criteria, or else form your own organization and provide your ratings to like minded people. The internet makes it really easy to do so. I think a case could be made that ratings are obsolete.

  143. MOD PARENT UP by Botty · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT UP!

    Great screenshots! I use linux and was just going to rely on word-of-mouth, but its really neat that you showed just how dumb this scanner is.

    Poor people are going to rely on it it and end up deleting printer drivers and default windows music, PLUS home videos and then proceed to yell at little johnny for doing illegal stuff.

    *sigh*, poor sheeple.

  144. Since this IS Slashdot... by gosand · · Score: 2, Funny
    Here's the Linux version:
    find / -name '*jpg' -o -name '*mpg' -o -name '*avi' -o -name '*mp3' -exec rm {} \;

    Since this is Slashdot, I have to ask: But does it support ogg?

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  145. Extensions.ini by stevemm81 · · Score: 1

    It looks like it just looks for files and file extensions stored in the extensions.ini file it installs. (It might use the registry normally; I'm on a work computer without admin access, so it might have just installed the ini for that reason).

    Anyway, it looks for mp3s, wavs, even midis, and for some reason, rars and zips, as well as a bunch of specific programs, for which it has the name of the uninstaller listed. Interestingly, mirc is listed here, as is gluz.exe, which apparently is an HP printer configuration tool.

    Also, it contains some byte strings which appear to be bytes that appear in the beginnings of specific audio and video formats, so if you rename
    foo.mp3 to foo.txt, it will still find it.

    Of course, if you rename it to foo.txt, and put a padder 0 byte in the beginning, it won't find it. And if you rename foo.txt to foo.mp3, it will tell you to delete it. And if you use IRC, it will tell you to delete it.

  146. Copyright != violation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The software is useless. All of the works oby Tetsuya Mizuguchi (creator of the synesthetic shooter Rn your computer are copyright (at least if you and the works are in the US), and P2P software in itself is not illegal, and chances are that most of the data on your machine may be legally sharable (and if it's not, perhaps it's not being shared).

    The fact is that any data you produce on your machine is copyright by you. Home movies, book reports, vacation photos, etc. The software you have is copyrighted, but you probably have license to use it (or, at least have been led to think so by the person that sold it to you). Have a few ripped DVD images on there? Well, if they are ripped from a DVD you bought, then you've got a license for it (granted, the software you used to create the rip is technically contraband, as is the knowledge how to do it -- but the ripped content itself is legal).

    Moreover, what if you actually have a license that explicitly allows you to redistribute another person's work (I have the Linux kernel source on my PC, and I have a license to redistribute it thought it's copyrighted by someone else). How would this software know it? It won't. And how could you determine if the content is copyrighted at all -- you could have digitized something in the public domain...

    So what do you flag? Well, everything that's data on the PC is copyrighted material, more or less. So simply mark everything as copyright...

  147. Re:MPAA is lying - they don't seem to be by rainsford · · Score: 1

    I was curious, so I installed this on a clean system I use for testing and set up Kerio personal firewall (like Zone Alarm) on the computer as well. Although the program found several "problems" that were just stupid (like every real player file on my computer, they are used for my distance eduation class, and who pirates stuff using real player?), it never tried to send any data anywhere because Kerio never popped up to approve any connections from the program (and it wasn't on the approved list).

    Apparently they were telling the truth, even though the program is still pretty stupid.

  148. It's buggy! by eldacan · · Score: 1

    I think your script conflicts with Totem or something... Since I executed it Totem keeps complaining about not being able to load some movie file at startup...

  149. Warez wanted by Anders+Andersson · · Score: 1
    Actually if you read the license agreenent, it does say that it doesn't try to verify the illegality of the media files it spots.

    License agreement? Do you mean parents have to agree to the terms of a license in order to use the tool provided to them by the MPAA? Are they charging money for it too?

    Maybe next they will start suing people for downloading copies of their anti-piracy software from unauthorized websites... As I don't do Flash, is there a direct link I could use?

  150. Does it detect duplicates? by pfurlong · · Score: 1

    Does this new tool automatically find ./ story duplicates about itself?

  151. Heard in Transit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Son, can you show me how to download this software, and help me install it on your computer? I want to scan your computer for illegal files.

  152. How much did they pay for this software? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1
    Sounds like it is basically:

    find / -name "*.mpeg"

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  153. An effort to shift responsibility by tr0p · · Score: 1

    This "software" is a joke. Unless it is doing some spyware crap, it shouldn't be more than about 20 lines of code. I bet I know why they are putting this software on their website. Now in court they can put the liability on the parents by saying, "You can't claim you had no way of knowing that this illegal media was on your computer because we've got free software for that on our website." Now the parents' $$$ is up for grabs.

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  154. Re:The MPAA is worthless for parents in so many wa by swdunlop · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, this would require parents taking an active interest in their children, and not blaming film makers and theater owners for corrupting junior.

  155. Freenet listed as p2p by Phrekie · · Score: 1

    According to that shady tool freenet is a p2p-program, just so you know.

    1. Re:Freenet listed as p2p by Phrekie · · Score: 1

      ohoh, and by the way.. if anyone is up for a contest here you go: I have 8000 music files, 137 movies and 13 p2p-programs. Top that!

  156. They link to it, but did they release it? by demonbug · · Score: 1
    "The MPAA have released their Parent File Scan tool, which 'helps consumers check whether their computers have peer-to-peer software and potentially infringing copies of motion pictures and other copyrighted material'.



    Looks to me like the MPAA just ran across this POS software and linked to it - they seem to do their best to disassociate themselves from anything the software might do - hell, they have a "Terms and Conditions" page when you try and follow the link to the dtecnet website.

  157. Asking for trouble... by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


    This is from a person called "Southpaw018" on BBR:

    Re: Nice tool for parents to keep eye on kids

    This isn't about teaching kids right from wrong, it's about the MPAA using FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) to get their way. This amounts to a fear-based campaign. I ran it on my system, and it highlighted something like 10,000 files. Most of them were audio files that were legitimate parts of programs installed on my computer - including Windows itself.

    Some copyright detector this is.


    Ok, we all know the type of user I'm talking about... those windows folks who have 18 quirky sounds, some obnoxiously colored background/desktop, who change 'themes' every two days (often after I remove them so I can save my sanity while I fix their latest screw-ups), and who think the Internet is what a computer "is."

    What's going to happen when these folks run the 'MPAA scanner' and it recommends that they delete these 'bad files' - whammo ! away go the freaky grunts and squirts and squeaks they love so dearly, and they race to phone to call me to 'fix their Internet' again... Oh my.

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    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  158. Use It Or Lose It by $criptah · · Score: 1

    I believe that MPAA released this tool in order to take the very first step towards data censorship. Give it a couple of years and we'll have to run this tools on a weekly basis and report our findings to MPAA or Windows could do it for us automatically.

    Everybody wants to cover themselves. Parents are afraid of getting sued for their kids downloads. Teachers are terrified of teaching or not teaching religion in school because somebody may or may not like it. We can't even show a boob or a bare back on TV without generating a lot of fuzz from folks lke this. Americans have become so paranoid that even Super Bowl is taking a hit as described in this article. It takes only one person to turn this world upside down.

    That is why I am not surprised that MPAA is doing what it does. FCC fined radio broadcasting corporations for indecency; some stations dropped Howard Stern because they did not want to be fined in the future. Now that there are lawsuits against people who download movies, MPAA released a product that will help you to avoid the fines. I bet you $20 many people will fall for it. When you're a single mother of two, the last thing you want to see is a law suit against you. For some people it is a no-brainer. Once you start the ball rolling, it will never stop unless something major happens. People will "clean" their computers and bend over as far as MPAA wants them to because people do not want to lose their money.

    Imagine a slogan that says, "If you run product X and we still find illegal movies on your computer, you will not be fined! Otherwise, we'll charge you because you did not put any effort in protecting our copyright!"

  159. What about the codec makers? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Couldn't Fraunhofer sue the MPAA for defamation, since the tool labels all mp3's as potentially infringing material? It implies the format itself is illegal.

  160. Software is from DtecNet, kills legal "P2P" also by Dave21212 · · Score: 1


    Here's who created the scanner, and what they have to say about it...

    Thank you for choosing to Download DtecNet Parent File Scan. Parent File Scan is brought to you by DtecNet Software ApS. This free program allows you to search your computer for installed P2P applications as well as movie and music files. You will then be given the option to remove the identified applications and delete infringing movie and music files in a few easy steps. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies, as it is up to the user to determine, whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or whether the material should be deleted. Information generated by the program will be made available only to the program's user and will not be shared with or reported to DtecNet Software or any other body.

    The FAQ is even more insightful, here's a few choice items:
    Q: Does the program distinguish between legal and illegal copies of multimedia files?
    A: No. The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies. It is up to the user to determine whether the files found by the program have been acquired legally, or if the material should be deleted.

    Q: How do I recover deleted files?
    A: You can't. Once files are deleted, they cannot be recreated.

    Oh, and it removes some "P2P software" if you want as well (Because obviously BitTorrent is for thieves)

    From ZDNet:
    Parent File Scan also uses a very liberal definition of file-swapping software. In a test on a CNET News.com computer, the software identified Mirc--a client for the Internet Relay Chat network, where files can be swapped, but where tens of thousands of wholly legal conversations happen every day--and Mercora, a streaming Web radio service that uses peer-to-peer technology but does not allow file swapping.

    Argh...

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    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  161. Wake Up MPAA!! by Austin+Milbarge · · Score: 1

    The parents are the ones nailing the illegal videos!! Thats like asking OJ to volunteer to take his own DNA test. Not very effective.

  162. Sweet, I'm gonna use this as my media manager by drgath159 · · Score: 1

    It sucked having to click through a myriad of folders to play music, now I can just use this to search, find, and launch my media files. Thanks MPAA!

  163. Sue them by dynamo · · Score: 1

    Suppose a moron deletes all the marked files after all the legal threats from the **AA groups and didn't recognize the windows stuff. Does it totally break windows?

    Doesn't this person have a legal case against the makers of the software that told them to fuck up their system? Maybe..
    Regardless, it's worth a deterrent force suit.

  164. I wonder by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Could this be considered anti-competitive behavior by the MPAA? I own a small video production company and distribute some media files as promotion. Trading them on P2P software is quite legal.

    Wouldn't the MPAA tagging them as potentially infringing material unfairly deny people access to my movies?

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    1. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably, just like Napster in its heyday blocked my own originally composed music. Perhaps we could launch a class action suit against the *AA for restraint of trade, or monopolizing the marketplace by deeming file extensions as the holder of assumed infringing content.

  165. A penny saved... by acklogic · · Score: 1

    a penny saved used to be a government oversight. now is it an mpaa oversight?

  166. OGG compatible... by demonbug · · Score: 1
  167. this tool is intended to sue parents not kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sueing kids for sharing mp3's is not very sympathetic, a PR nightmare. Sueing parents is a lot easier.

    This is how it works:
    The mpaa sniffs out your kid sharing mp3's.
    the mpaa looks up the offending IP.
    The mpaa sees you have downloaded the tool.
    Now your kids won't get sued for Copyright infringement but you do. You knew about it.
    Fsck'd

    The mpaa sees you haven't downloaded the tool.
    Now your kids won't get sued for Copyright infringement but you do. You could have known about it and did not prevent it. Fsck'd

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  168. We're trying by siskbc · · Score: 1
    This is a fucking scandal and a disgrace for the US school system. Since I'm a foreigner there's nothing I can do, besides urging you to act on this outrage.

    We are doing our best, but quite frankly, I don't think we're doing bad. We have the infernal DMCA, but there's a chance the CMCRA will go through, and I don't like the INDUCE act's chances.

    Comparing us to other countries, e don't have a tax on consumable media (CD-R), like Canada and a number of othersdo. I haven't heard of a kid getting penalized here for putting up *hyperlinks* to free music sites, though I could be mistaken.

    Not trying to start a flame war, that's not at all the point. But the magnifying glass is on the US - rightfully so to a degree, but I think govs in a lot of other countries are taking a lot of bribes and selling out your liberties without getting enough heat. As bad if not worse than what's going on here. You didn't mention where you're from - unless you're one of the lucky ones, I'd start looking in my own back yard if I were you.

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  169. The MPAA Wants You to Know... by Ogman · · Score: 1

    All Your Files Are Belong To Us.

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    But Officer, I DID read the f**king article!
  170. Here's a thought. by Council · · Score: 1

    An illegal service is one that directs you to somewhere where copyrighted material can be found?

    Add some net support to ParentScan and it would be . . . NAPSTER!

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  171. This already exists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I already have software to search for illegal copyrighted music.

    In fact, that's what got them upset in the first place.

  172. Where's my ginsu.exe? by jabber01 · · Score: 1

    By these conclusions, it seems that what we need is a tool that will slice and dice all media files into little bits (I vote for cluster size, for the inherent "compression" benefit of no wasted slack-space), and then sit in memory and reconstitute them as needed.

    You know... The way we used to send pr0n over usenet.

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    1. Re:Where's my ginsu.exe? by lachlan76 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm....interesting idea. I'm starting to learn how to use FUSE, that could be an interesting project.

  173. I'm announcing some software for the RIAA by ericbrow · · Score: 1
    Should the RIAA run my program, it will add the extension .imaprick to each of their files. It also adds the same message to their screensaver.

    Just like the US president has shown us: if you perform bold and brash enough, often enough, people will believe just about anything you tell them.

    I don't really care for this trend at all, with world politics or the recording industry.

  174. Responses to zealots, yes by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Prior to MPAA ratings, there were just organization "Seal of approval" sorts of relationships.

    Actually for a long time there was "the Hays code," the strict era of censorship in Hollywood that made it impossible to refer to such extreme topics as divorce in any kind of positive light, that limited the length of kisses on screen, that essentially prohibited movies in which the bad guys didn't get theirs, and so on. The code came about earlier, but started being enforced in the early 50s or so I think. (Gee, right around when the HUAC started pillorying writers, too. Whaddaya know.)

    Even back then the movie industry was bowing to pressures from a subset of the religious right. Mostly, for whatever reasons, it's been a Catholic thing. Hays himself was very much a public Catholic in a political sense. As a result, both ratings and the earlier censorship was hard on any sort of sexual material and far easier on violence.

    I do take your point, but it doesn't dispel the basic irony: the MPAA isn't making any effort to "help parents" but it routinely claims to be -- as with this lovely, helpful piece of spyware.

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    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  175. Dear MPAA by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    You can hire your own damn thugs/lawyers/hackers to find copyright infringement.

    The US Copyright system places the burden of proof on the copyright owner. It's YOUR problem.

    We will not do your dirty work for you.

    Love,
    The Parents

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  176. USB add ons by Matt+Clare · · Score: 1
    USB add ons for worried parents:
    • Air tester for pot.
    • Barcode scanner to make sure your DVD is in the right region
    • Ploygraph
    • Electric shock colloar for when the keys P R O N are typed beside each other
    • Ritalin dispenser.....
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    .\.\att Clare
  177. Talk about false positives! by Kulaid982 · · Score: 1

    This thing found every single .wma file I have paid for from the new Napster, as well as tagging various .mp3 and .wma files from video games, like Sid Meier's Pirates!, Colin McRae Rally 2005, and Medal of Honor. Fucking asshats, I don't want to delete that stuff!

    On the plus side, it also turned up some pr0n I had forgotten about...

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    1. Re:Talk about false positives! by Kulaid982 · · Score: 1

      I realize it's bad form to reply to my own post, but I had forgotten to mention that I have purchased all three of those games, so any .wma or .mp3 or .wav files pertaining to them are legit.

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      Isn't it interesting how you come to recognize posters based solely on their sigs???
  178. What they added by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

    But see, they added FUD. You can't just use any ol' tool for that. If you want to truly fear the gestappo breaking down your door, seizing your equiptment, and slapping you with a billion dollar fine, you've got to use the GUI that labels "Billy - first haircut.mpg" as "WARNING STOLEN FILE FOUND".

  179. If I were an artist, I'd take legal action. by James+Foster · · Score: 1

    I'm not a musician and I don't make movies, but if I did, I'd be pretty annoyed about this program listing my songs/movies.

    If I decide to give away my movies/music to boost their popularity and my fanbase, then I'd be very angry when this program misled everyone who had my movies/music into thinking that they're illegal. I'd also be very angry that the MPAA was representing me without my permission.

    The MPAA shouldn't be giving out legal advice that they know is incorrect. This isn't much different than me writing a program that tells users downloading Hollywood movies is perfectly legal, and assists them in doing so.

    1. Re:If I were an artist, I'd take legal action. by shark72 · · Score: 1

      "The MPAA shouldn't be giving out legal advice that they know is incorrect."

      I think it's been pretty well established that the software warns you about its limitations. It should be obvious that it would be difficult to write an app that compared media files to a gigantic database of every known media file. The MPAA doesn't even try; it simply does its best and warns you in advance about the scope of what it does.

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  180. What a dumb program, didn't anyone tell them... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    that Windows comes with a "Search" tool anyway?

    From the site where you can download the program:

    This free program allows you to search your computer for installed P2P applications as well as movie and music files.

    The program does not distinguish between legal and illegal copies

    So basically it lists all media files and gives you the option to delete these files. Amazing that they are not charging for this service...heh

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    Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
  181. Real Infringment? by qoa · · Score: 1

    Can somebody who's more hip to law please answer tell me, wouldn't this app's claiming that ding.wav as an infringment be an infringment?

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    Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
  182. Just great. by XxXoldsaltXxX · · Score: 0

    Now we have just another thing that parents will trust (in its validity) about what their kids are doing. But in reality, its just something thats going to get gullible parents pissed at their kids for something they didn't do. Reminds me of this: http://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/2001.12.2.4 2056.2147.html

  183. Re:This is great! - Who has .torrent ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone have the hash for this f**e piece of work?

  184. tools by torrents · · Score: 1

    so they're giving parents a tool that will return a list of *.mp3 and expecting what?piracy to drop off significantly or parents to engage their children in a debate on copyright issues... people with free time don't waste it trying to help the riaa/mpaa

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    Get your torrents...
  185. finding the pr0n collection by runamok1 · · Score: 1

    How about:

    Honey... What are these bangbus_13.avi and goatsnhos.avi files?

    Argh. Don't forget to password protect your computer kiddos. Including the bios.

    If mom wants to run l0pht crack and pull the computer's battery...