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  1. This is all well and good... on Spam Meeting Wrap-up · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    But what will this mean for my tiny, tiny penis????

    I mean come on people!! Let's not lose sight of my tiny penis.

  2. Choo Choo Choo on Model Train Control Using Your PDA · · Score: -1, Troll

    Look at me I'm a train!! Choo choo choo!!
    I'm pulling into the station!! Choo choo choo!!
    Wanna know what the station is called?? Choo choo!!
    It's called who gives a shit

    Chuff chuff chuff chuff

  3. Only slashdot... on OpenBSD 3.3 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    the packet filter, pf, including address pools for reverse NAT/load balancing, ALTQ integration for network conditioning, and anchors/tables/spamd for spam tar-pitting.

    Oh WOW!
    My prayers for the packet filter, pf, including address pools for reverse NAT/load balancing, ALTQ integration for network conditioning, and anchors/tables/spamd for spam tar-pitting have been answered!

    Thanks OpenBSD! Thanks for the World!!

  4. Re:"very unique device" on Sony Vaio GT3/K: You Spilled Your Laptop on my Camcorder · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    True, but you can have different degrees of something that is unique. For instance, if my masterful grasp of grammar makes me unique, you are less unique.

    (Okay I admit it I pulled that one out my ass)

  5. Note to Sony Re: combination laptop camera on Sony Vaio GT3/K: You Spilled Your Laptop on my Camcorder · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's called a wire

    You plug it into shit

    This is the technology that allows the internet to be on seperate computers (as opposed to one big one).

  6. Re:Dare I say it? on SBC Getting Aggressive With Frames Patent · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I was ALSO FRAMED!!! ...

  7. No offense.... on 802.11 Security · · Score: 1

    "Amusingly enough, shortly after the idea of a wireless network at the office came up, I managed to win 802.11 Security in a raffle at the Kernel Panic Linux Users' Group monthly meeting."

    No offense, but you are the most boring person ever

    No wait, second most.

  8. Re:MY DISTRO!! on If I Had My Own Distro... · · Score: 1

    No, after all, my UID isn't in the mid 400Ks!

  9. Re:"If I had my own distro..." on If I Had My Own Distro... · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Jerkcity in the HEOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!111

    P.S. DONGS!!!!

  10. MY DISTRO!! on If I Had My Own Distro... · · Score: 4, Funny

    OKAY
    it would have AVRIL LAVIGNE
    AND ICE CREAM
    AND A SODA PUMP WITH UNLIMITED REFILLS
    And UT2K on a BIG SCREEN

    Also I wouldn't have to write shit in perl just to make it do stuff it should already do out of the box.

    It would also be nice if I didn't have to go that scary admin with a huge UC Berkely Beard for advice (he smells like chlorine and fish).

    P.S. ICE CREAM

  11. Why read on On The Collapse of Complex Societies · · Score: 0

    Dewd just dl CivII off kazaa and learn all u need 2 know about society!!

    Okay I admit it, I'm an idiot.

  12. WARNING!! on Innovation on the Edge? · · Score: 1, Funny

    This is obviously a microsoft ploy to discover what's new and interesting so that they may destroy it! you have been warned!!

  13. Re:Folks please on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 1

    They were crap movies. Period.

  14. MOD PARENT UP on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's true

    I would know!!

  15. Chewy on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news they won't be rehiring Harrison Ford!! Because they can't make a Harrison Ford suit!! And because he would have told George Lucas to go **** himself and his Burt Reynolds haircut/scarf around neck under denim shirt!!!

  16. Re:MIT???? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 1, Interesting

    but but but

  17. Re:MIT???? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What's funniest is that you were sitting here with one hand holding a stopwatch and one on cmd. R for ten minutes.

  18. Re:MIT???? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well someone thought it was funny. I didn't myself, but that's not important.

  19. Re:MIT???? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 1

    You may be able to whack my nuts with a claw hammer but you cannot whack my DIGNITY with a claw hammer.

    (minutes pass)

    WRONG AGAIN

  20. MIT???? on MIT Gnome Invasion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last time they struck the Harvard School of Eco-gnomics.

    *click click click click click*
    What's that noise??

    Why it's a metrognome

    I'm truly sorry for this post.

  21. Re:DirecTV Secrets on 1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV · · Score: 1

    Wow, I'm just on fire today.

  22. DirecTV Secrets on 1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV · · Score: 2, Funny

    Secret 1: There's nothing on, ever
    Secret 2: The history channel is concerned with the history of hitler, the occult, UFOs and the secrets of the pyramids only
    Secret 3: You're fat
    Secret 4: There's still nothing on

  23. DirecTV Secrets on 1996 Economic Espionage Act and DirectTV · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes gentlemen
    Thank you all for coming here today
    The bidding for these DIRECTV SECRETS
    Will begin at

    ONE MILLION DOLLARS

    MUAH HA HA HA

    No, spice network is extra.

  24. Cg Question on The Cg Tutorial · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Is thsi what they did teh Matrix in???/

    How about Rleoaded????//

    Buhhhhh.

  25. I've done some stained glass before... on Building a Stained Glass Computer Case? · · Score: 1

    What you'll want to do is form a blank that you can work onto. Take a piece of yellow foam (or build one out of plywood, or use an old case) and work on that. Use lead came (non-tiffany, non-foil) construction to flesh out the large structural bits. Then slide panels that you have already made using the foil technique into this came. You have to plan out the whole thing quite precisely beforehand, as you know, but it should be a maneagable project, especially if you do something with a lot of rectangles or repeated parts.

    You're going to want to build into this thing some handles and some coasters on the bottom so you can move it. Otherwise, it will be a complete and utter nightmare. Use the bottom (which won't be stained glass, unless you're going to be really anal) as a structural base from which you can refer everything to.

    oh and DON'T FORGET TO HAVE FUN
    TOOT TOOT
    SET SAIL FOR FUN.