_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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This is NOT my response to the oh-so-dull and typical flame-wars regarding whether the Java or Perl programming language is "best". I have an opinion on that, but that's not what this is about. This is about how I picture the development process of each of those fine desktop products.
Warning to readers: this is mildly offensive, however it's not particularly obscene, for most values of obscene. On a flame-o-riffic scale of one to ten, it rates about a seventy-three.
When I contemplate how the Java and Perl desktops are developed, here is what I imagine:
Java ----
An army barracks in the UK where everything is crisp and clear-cut, with an army-style sense of order and sense. The computers and tables are arranged vertically in rows like a workhouse fashion, and each developer is made to wear a full uniform.
There may be a few spots of dust here and there, but if they are noticed by the officers in charge, every developer has to do push-ups until they die. At this point, they are brought back to life by the ressurection techniques which always work and never fail, and the spot of dust is then cleaned up before being noticed again.
All the developers are hugely muscular to the point of having bulging biceps and large packages. Any weedy developers are quicky gassed in the chambers at the facility.
Every once in a while, the army general will come along to the compilation box, to find that the compilation command has been typed out for him and is awaiting his next command. Everyone stands and salutes as the general then smashes his finger through the enter key to start compilation. He then breaks down in tears as he watches Java compile perfectly, which it has done from the start of time, and they all have a bug chaser party to celebrate.
If for some reason Java does not compile, there are gas buttons all over the facility available for use, which the general is authorised to use in case of emergency. These have never been used.
Perl ----
A funhouse at a fairground where there is sick all over the floor and graffiti covering the walls. The developers are kids aged between 9 and 12 with sticky hands and mouths after eating an exorberant amount of sweets and candy floss.
All their teeth have rotted away, and every one of them has ADHD and diabetes. There is cum all over the walls and floors as none of the children can actually be bothered to code, and resort to touching their junk in a spurious manner.
None of these kids have ever developed anything in their life, and anyone can come in and code for Perl. The funhouse has many sections including a bouncy castle and a rotating tube.
All of these devices serve as inspiration for Perl, as well as the smell coming from the sick on the floor which can be seen splashing about when the bouncy castle is used.
Compilation of Perl has only happened a few times when all the kids have a candy floss eating contest and then have a sugar rush. They then sit down at the puke covered computers of which only a quarter work to type random stuff until more stuff happens in a fit of ecstasy until they pass out.
There is an insane clown who stands on a podium in the middle of the computer room to make sure that all the code is extremely poor in quality. The clown holds his cock all the time for no reason, while carefully watching the children.
This is NOT my response to the oh-so-dull and typical flame-wars regarding whether the GNOME or KDE desktop is "best". I have an opinion on that, but that's not what this is about. This is about how I picture the development process of each of those fine desktop products.
Warning to readers: this is mildly offensive, however it's not particularly obscene, for most values of obscene. On a flame-o-riffic scale of one to ten, it rates about a seventy-three.
When I contemplate how the Java and Perl desktops are developed, here is what I imagine:
Java ----
An army barracks in the UK where everything is crisp and clear-cut, with an army-style sense of order and sense. The computers and tables are arranged vertically in rows like a workhouse fashion, and each developer is made to wear a full uniform.
There may be a few spots of dust here and there, but if they are noticed by the officers in charge, every developer has to do push-ups until they die. At this point, they are brought back to life by the ressurection techniques which always work and never fail, and the spot of dust is then cleaned up before being noticed again.
All the developers are hugely muscular to the point of having bulging biceps and large packages. Any weedy developers are quicky gassed in the chambers at the facility.
Every once in a while, the army general will come along to the compilation box, to find that the compilation command has been typed out for him and is awaiting his next command. Everyone stands and salutes as the general then smashes his finger through the enter key to start compilation. He then breaks down in tears as he watches Java compile perfectly, which is has done from the start of time, and they all have a bug chaser party to celebrate.
If for some reason Java does not compile, there are gas buttons all over the facility available for use, which the general is authorised to use in case of emergency. These have never been used.
Perl ----
A funhouse at a fairground where there is sick all over the floor and graffiti covering the walls. The developers are kids aged between 9 and 12 with sticky hands and mouths after eating an exorberant amount of sweets and candy floss.
All their teeth have rotted away, and every one of them has ADHD and diabetes. There is cum all over the walls and floors as none of the children can actually be bothered to code, and resort to touching their junk in a spurious manner.
None of these kids have ever developed anything in their life, and anyone can come in and code for Perl. The funhouse has many sections including a bouncy castle and a rotating tube.
All of these devices serve as inspiration for Perl, as well as the smell coming from the sick on the floor which can be seen splashing about when the bouncy castle is used.
Compilation of Perl has only happened a few times when all the kids have a candy floss eating contest and then have a sugar rush. They then sit down at the puke covered computers of which only a quarter work to type random stuff until more stuff happens in a fit of ecstasy until they pass out.
There is an insane clown who stands on a podium in the middle of the computer room to make sure that all the code is extremely poor in quality. The clown holds his cock all the time for no reason.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Trollkore "I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
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AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game. I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
DO YOU FUCKING REALISE THAT 'A' AND 'LOT' ARE TWO SEPERATE WORDS?
GO TO THE TOILET AND TAKE A SHIT IN IT AND THEN EAT THE SHIT
IT IS ALL YOU ARE WORTH
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AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game. I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
All you cock-loving fuckers out there, here is a special treat for you bastards, take a look at this knob. NOW SUCK IT, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN I___________,.-------.,____________I Slashdot N______,;~'_____________'~;,_______N fucking S____,;____LINUX FUCKING____;,_____S sucks A___;___SUCKS, YOU FUCKING____;____A N__,'____SLASHDOT RETARDS.____',___N Rob Malda E_,;___GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD___;,__E is a -_;_;______._____l_____.______;_;__- cocksucker P_l_;____________l____________;_l__P R_l__`/~"_____~"_._"~_____"~\'__l__R Slashdot I_l__~__,-~~~^~,_l_,~^~~~-,__~__l__I fucking E__l___l________}:{__ (O) _l___l___E sucks S__l___l_ (o) _/_l_\_______!___l___S T__.~__(__,.--"_.^._"--.,__)__~.___T Rob Malda -__l_____---;'_/_l_\_`;---_____l___- is a -___\__._______V.^.V___((oo))./____- cocksucker I__O_VI_\________________ll_IV___O_I N_____I_lT~\___!___!___/~ll_I______N Fucking S_____I_l`IIII_I_I_I_IIIIll_I__o___S lameness A_O___I__\,III_I_I_I_III,ll_I______A filters, N______\___`----------'__ll/____o__N will E____O___\___._______.___ll________E this -_________\..___^____../(_l___O____- ever P_________/_^___^___^_/__ll\_______P fucking R_O______/`'-l l_l l-';__ll_l___O__R WORK?! I_______;_`'=l l_l l='__/ll_l______I E_____O_l___\l l~l l__l/_ll_l______E Your mother S_______l\___\ l_l l__;__ll_l__O___S was good T__o____l_\___ll=l l==\__ll_l______T in bed, she -____o__l_/\_/\l_l l__l`-ll_/______- grunts like -_______'-l_`;'l_l l__l__ll_____O__- an ape. I_O_______l__l l_l l__l__ll________I N____O____l__l+l_l+l__l__ll___O____N Rob Malda S_________l__"""_"""__l__ll________S is a A__O______l____o_o____l__ll____O___A cocksucker N_________l,;,;,;,;,;,l__ll________N E_____O___`lIlIlIlIlIl`__ll________E -__________llIlIlIlIll___ll_____O__- By Dessimat0r P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore -INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
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Just last week, I think it was. John Kerry himself showed the world his own private Beowulf cluster in his house. The photographers took plenty of pictures, and the cluster itself is fully merged into the walls of his house. I have no words to describe this magnificent feat of engineering. See it in action here.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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"ALOT" IS NOT A FUCKING WORD, YOU FUCKING BASTARD
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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This is NOT my response to the oh-so-dull and typical flame-wars regarding whether the Java or Perl programming language is "best". I have an opinion on that, but that's not what this is about. This is about how I picture the development process of each of those fine desktop products.
Warning to readers: this is mildly offensive, however it's not particularly obscene, for most values of obscene. On a flame-o-riffic scale of one to ten, it rates about a seventy-three.
When I contemplate how the Java and Perl desktops are developed, here is what I imagine:
Java
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An army barracks in the UK where everything is crisp and clear-cut, with an army-style sense of order and sense. The computers and tables are arranged vertically in rows like a workhouse fashion, and each developer is made to wear a full uniform.
There may be a few spots of dust here and there, but if they are noticed by the officers in charge, every developer has to do push-ups until they die. At this point, they are brought back to life by the ressurection techniques which always work and never fail, and the spot of dust is then cleaned up before being noticed again.
All the developers are hugely muscular to the point of having bulging biceps and large packages. Any weedy developers are quicky gassed in the chambers at the facility.
Every once in a while, the army general will come along to the compilation box, to find that the compilation command has been typed out for him and is awaiting his next command. Everyone stands and salutes as the general then smashes his finger through the enter key to start compilation. He then breaks down in tears as he watches Java compile perfectly, which it has done from the start of time, and they all have a bug chaser party to celebrate.
If for some reason Java does not compile, there are gas buttons all over the facility available for use, which the general is authorised to use in case of emergency. These have never been used.
Perl
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A funhouse at a fairground where there is sick all over the floor and graffiti covering the walls. The developers are kids aged between 9 and 12 with sticky hands and mouths after eating an exorberant amount of sweets and candy floss.
All their teeth have rotted away, and every one of them has ADHD and diabetes. There is cum all over the walls and floors as none of the children can actually be bothered to code, and resort to touching their junk in a spurious manner.
None of these kids have ever developed anything in their life, and anyone can come in and code for Perl. The funhouse has many sections including a bouncy castle and a rotating tube.
All of these devices serve as inspiration for Perl, as well as the smell coming from the sick on the floor which can be seen splashing about when the bouncy castle is used.
Compilation of Perl has only happened a few times when all the kids have a candy floss eating contest and then have a sugar rush. They then sit down at the puke covered computers of which only a quarter work to type random stuff until more stuff happens in a fit of ecstasy until they pass out.
There is an insane clown who stands on a podium in the middle of the computer room to make sure that all the code is extremely poor in quality. The clown holds his cock all the time for no reason, while carefully watching the children.
This is NOT my response to the oh-so-dull and typical flame-wars regarding whether the GNOME or KDE desktop is "best". I have an opinion on that, but that's not what this is about. This is about how I picture the development process of each of those fine desktop products.
Warning to readers: this is mildly offensive, however it's not particularly obscene, for most values of obscene. On a flame-o-riffic scale of one to ten, it rates about a seventy-three.
When I contemplate how the Java and Perl desktops are developed, here is what I imagine:
Java
----
An army barracks in the UK where everything is crisp and clear-cut, with an army-style sense of order and sense. The computers and tables are arranged vertically in rows like a workhouse fashion, and each developer is made to wear a full uniform.
There may be a few spots of dust here and there, but if they are noticed by the officers in charge, every developer has to do push-ups until they die. At this point, they are brought back to life by the ressurection techniques which always work and never fail, and the spot of dust is then cleaned up before being noticed again.
All the developers are hugely muscular to the point of having bulging biceps and large packages. Any weedy developers are quicky gassed in the chambers at the facility.
Every once in a while, the army general will come along to the compilation box, to find that the compilation command has been typed out for him and is awaiting his next command. Everyone stands and salutes as the general then smashes his finger through the enter key to start compilation. He then breaks down in tears as he watches Java compile perfectly, which is has done from the start of time, and they all have a bug chaser party to celebrate.
If for some reason Java does not compile, there are gas buttons all over the facility available for use, which the general is authorised to use in case of emergency. These have never been used.
Perl
----
A funhouse at a fairground where there is sick all over the floor and graffiti covering the walls. The developers are kids aged between 9 and 12 with sticky hands and mouths after eating an exorberant amount of sweets and candy floss.
All their teeth have rotted away, and every one of them has ADHD and diabetes. There is cum all over the walls and floors as none of the children can actually be bothered to code, and resort to touching their junk in a spurious manner.
None of these kids have ever developed anything in their life, and anyone can come in and code for Perl. The funhouse has many sections including a bouncy castle and a rotating tube.
All of these devices serve as inspiration for Perl, as well as the smell coming from the sick on the floor which can be seen splashing about when the bouncy castle is used.
Compilation of Perl has only happened a few times when all the kids have a candy floss eating contest and then have a sugar rush. They then sit down at the puke covered computers of which only a quarter work to type random stuff until more stuff happens in a fit of ecstasy until they pass out.
There is an insane clown who stands on a podium in the middle of the computer room to make sure that all the code is extremely poor in quality. The clown holds his cock all the time for no reason.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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plz send to !@gmail.com
Yes, that is my real e-mail address, i was one of the first 20 people on gmail.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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Paedophile hunt police find human skull
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game.
I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
But how many cocks can you fit in your mouth at once?
DO YOU FUCKING REALISE THAT 'A' AND 'LOT' ARE TWO SEPERATE WORDS?
GO TO THE TOILET AND TAKE A SHIT IN IT AND THEN EAT THE SHIT
IT IS ALL YOU ARE WORTH
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Paedophile hunt police find human skull
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
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-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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P__________`"""""""""`___""________P (c)2003 Trollkore
-INSANE-PRIEST--INSANE-PRIEST--INSAN
The bishop, while living, was a follower of God.
Now dead, his rotting fingers are able to raise
an army of skeletons from the grave.
Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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Just last week, I think it was. John Kerry himself showed the world his own private Beowulf cluster in his house. The photographers took plenty of pictures, and the cluster itself is fully merged into the walls of his house. I have no words to describe this magnificent feat of engineering. See it in action here.
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