Before you listen to any more drivel by 'AntDude', take a look at who you're dealing with: http://pbx.mine.nu/antdude.jpg. The abortion in the center is 'AntDude'. I won't even get into discussion about him listing his 'sex' as 'female' on his SHITTY 'blog' (aqfl.net). This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new LostCluster when it comes to posting utterly worthless tripe. Not to mention his submitted stories! Every single one of his last 10 or so submissions have been tagged as 'lame' or 'slownewsday'. Why does taco even bother posting his shit. Maybe he gets some tiny deformed chinese cock up his taco ass in exchange for some linkspam with google ads? Do the world a favor and never reply to comments from ANTDUDE and mark him as a FOE.
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game. I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game. I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
LATVIAN HOUSE, QUIET AS SHIT, AREEMS WAS ASLEEP, STROKING HIS TIT, SUDDENLY WOKEN BY THE THOUGHTS OF FOOD, HE WANDERED DOWNSTAIRS TOTALLY NUDE, WITH A 1 INCH ERRECTION, HE OPENED THE FRIDGE, A MAN SAT BESIDE HIM, LADEN WITH GRIDS, THE MAN WAS A NIGGER, HE LOOKED LIKE A MESS, WHY WAS THIS MAN WEARING A DRESS? THIS MAN WAS A DARKIE FROM THE GNAA. UNKNOWN TO AREEMS, HE WAS TOTALLY GAY.
HIS 20 FOOT DONG STARTED TO RISE -- HE COULD SEE THE FEAR IN AREEMS' EYES. DON'T BE SHY, HE SAID, WITH A CAMP INFLECTION, ITS OKAY TO GET AIDS FROM A HIV INFECTION. ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE, HE PLUNGED INTO AREEMS, HIS O-RING WAS TEARING AROUND THE SEAMS. AREEMS FELT HIS PRESENCE INSIDE HIS ASS, WITH REMAINS OF DOUGHNUTS STILL YET TO BE PASSED.
THE BLACK MAN MOVED FURTHER INTO AREEMS, VISIONS OF CAKES STILL IN HIS DREAMS. THE NIGGER CAME AND THE BUG WAS PASSED, AREEMS GAVE A FUCK AS THE HOUSE WAS GASSED. THE SS WAS HERE, READY TO KILL, HITLER'S MEN GAVE OUT A SHRILL. "SCHNELL", THEY REPEATED, AS AREEMS WAS CAPTURED, PACKED INTO A TRAIN HEADED FOR RAPTURE.
WHEN HE ARRIVED, GREETED BY JEWS, THIS PLACE HAD FOOD -- HOW COULD HE LOSE? PACKED INTO A CELL AND GIVEN HIS FEAST, JEWISH CORPSES BLOATED WITH YEAST. A TASTE OF ZYKLON-B AS HE TUCKED IN, THIS PLACE WAS SOME SORT OF JEWISH BIN. COULD IT BE AUSCHWITZ? HE ASKED THE ASSCLOWN. HE LAUGHED AND SAID THAT THIS WAS IN FACT #BANTOWN.
AREEMS WAS CONFUSED -- WHY WAS HE HERE? FEASTING ON CORPSES FOR OVER A YEAR. YOUR POSTERIOR, HE SAID, IS USEFUL TO US. YOUR ANUS AFFORDS US A GREAT SOURCE OF PUS. THE FATTER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU PRODUCE, WE WANT YOUR ASS TO BE TOTALLY LOOSE. OUR MEMBERS ARE KILLED AND THEN FED TO YOU, WE EXTRACT YOUR PUS TO USE IN OUR COUP.
AREEMS COULDN'T CARE LESS, AS LONG HE FED, IT SADDENED HIM TO HEAR THAT HIS FRIENDS WERE DEAD. AREEMS GREW TO HIS CAGE AND THEN READIED HIS REAR, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS ONE OF FEAR. THE DEVICE WAS TURNED ON, AND A WHIRRING BEGAN. THE PUS WAS EXTRACTED INTO A PAN. THIS WAS THEN EMPTIED INTO A BOTNET DEVICE -- A LINUX SERVER THAT ALREADY CRASHED TWICE.
THE MACHINE CAME ONLINE, AND ENTERED #GNAA, CAUSING A SMALL AMOUNT OF DISMAY. THE OPS SET A PASSWORD, AND THE CHANNEL WAS STILL. IT SEEMS THEIR DEVICE DID NOTHING TO KILL. FAILURE OCCURED, AND BANTOWN WAS SHIT, THEY WROTE ON THEIR BLOGS THAT THEIR WRISTS HAD BEEN SLIT. WHAT A PATHETIC EXISTENCE, AREEMS SAID AS HE CRIED, HE WAS TRAPPED IN HIS CAGE UNTIL HE DIED.
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Ever since installing Civ 4, if you take out a disc, and replace it with another one, it will keep the name of the original disc. And yes, it looks like that Starforce shit installed alongside Civ 4. This seems to be yet another side-effect of this crappy software.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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LATVIAN HOUSE, QUIET AS SHIT, AREEMS WAS ASLEEP, STROKING HIS TIT, SUDDENLY WOKEN BY THE THOUGHTS OF FOOD, HE WANDERED DOWNSTAIRS TOTALLY NUDE, WITH A 1 INCH ERRECTION, HE OPENED THE FRIDGE, A MAN SAT BESIDE HIM, LADEN WITH GRIDS, THE MAN WAS A NIGGER, HE LOOKED LIKE A MESS, WHY WAS THIS MAN WEARING A DRESS? THIS MAN WAS A DARKIE FROM THE GNAA. UNKNOWN TO AREEMS, HE WAS TOTALLY GAY.
HIS 20 FOOT DONG STARTED TO RISE -- HE COULD SEE THE FEAR IN AREEMS' EYES. DON'T BE SHY, HE SAID, WITH A CAMP INFLECTION, ITS OKAY TO GET HIV FROM AN AIDS INFECTION. ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE, HE PLUNGED INTO AREEMS, HIS O-RING WAS TEARING AROUND THE SEAMS. AREEMS FELT HIS PRESENCE INSIDE HIS ASS, REMAINS OF DOUGHNUTS STILL YET TO BE PASSED.
THE BLACK MAN MOVED FURTHER INTO AREEMS, VISIONS OF CAKES STILL IN HIS DREAMS. THE NIGGER CAME AND THE BUG WAS PASSED, AREEMS GAVE A FUCK AS THE HOUSE WAS GASSED. THE SS WAS HERE, READY TO KILL, HITLER'S MEN GAVE OUT A SHRILL. "SCHNELL", THEY REPEATED, AS AREEMS WAS CAPTURED, PACKED INTO A TRAIN HEADED FOR RAPTURE.
WHEN HE ARRIVED, GREETED BY JEWS, THIS PLACE HAD FOOD -- HOW COULD HE LOSE? PACKED INTO A CELL AND GIVEN HIS FEAST, JEWISH CORPSES BLOATED WITH YEAST. A TASTE OF ZYKLON-B AS HE TUCKED IN, THIS PLACE WAS SOME SORT OF JEWISH BIN. COULD IT BE AUSCHWITZ? HE ASKED THE ASSCLOWN. HE LAUGHED AND SAID THAT THIS WAS IN FACT #BANTOWN.
AREEMS WAS CONFUSED -- WHY WAS HE HERE? FEASTING ON CORPSES FOR OVER A YEAR. YOUR POSTERIOR, HE SAID, IS USEFUL TO US. YOUR ANUS AFFORDS US A GREAT SOURCE OF PUS. THE FATTER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU PRODUCE, WE WANT YOUR ASS TO BE TOTALLY LOOSE. OUR MEMBERS ARE KILLED AND THEN FED TO YOU, WE EXTRACT YOUR PUS TO USE IN OUR COUP.
AREEMS COULDN'T CARE LESS, AS LONG HE FED, IT SADDENED HIM TO HEAR THAT HIS FRIENDS WERE DEAD. AREEMS GREW TO HIS CAGE AND THEN READIED HIS REAR, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS ONE OF FEAR. THE DEVICE WAS TURNED ON, AND A WHIRRING BEGAN. THE PUS WAS EXTRACTED INTO A PAN. THIS WAS THEN EMPTIED INTO A BOTNET DEVICE -- A LINUX SERVER THAT ALREADY CRASHED TWICE.
THE MACHINE CAME ONLINE, AND ENTERED #GNAA, CAUSING A SMALL AMOUNT OF DISMAY. THE OPS SET A PASSWORD, AND THE CHANNEL WAS STILL. IT SEEMS THEIR DEVICE DID NOTHING TO KILL. FAILURE OCCURED, AND BANTOWN WAS SHIT, THEY WROTE ON THEIR BLOGS THAT THEIR WRISTS HAD BEEN SLIT. WHAT A PATHETIC EXISTENCE, AREEMS SAID AS HE CRIED, HE WAS TRAPPED IN HIS CAGE UNTIL HE DIED.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
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_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
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_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS
_ _ _ _ _ _.-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS
_ _ _ _ _ _/. .._ .._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH
_ _ _ _ _/. ..(o)./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF
_ _ _ __/. ..,_ ..| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE
_ _ _ _ |. ../.\ ./_/
_ _ _ _/. ..`"`" ..} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT
_ _ __/. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH
_ _ _/. . . . . . ..} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR
_ __/. . . ..\/\/\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER
_ _ |. . . . ..;``"``\
__/. . . . . . / ; ;;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT
_ |. . . . . . / ; ; ; | FUCKING HATES ALL SLASHDOT USERS
_ \ . . .._.-`|; ; ;;|
_/`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG
_|a a a a a a a|; ; ;;|
_| a a a a a a | ; ; ;/_ _ _ _,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING
_|a a a a a a / ; ; ;; _ _ _.' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE
_| a a a a a / ; ; ;/ _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . .: THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS
_|a a a a a/` ; ; ; \ _ _,==".\ . . . . . ..' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD
_\ a a a.'. _,._'\.\~" o//`.\. . . . ..'
_|a a a.___~' \ \-~| | o./,\.`.\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME p|; a a/ _|.-~'| |o| |. . . .,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY p| _..-'"'. ..| | | |. . _="` pp~ . . . \\ . | | //_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ppp. . ../,\ //_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD pppp . .._,.-)") pppp__,=~"|=============== ppppp|;.;|Penisbird/. 1.3 pppp| y.|=============== pppp |;|\ | ppp_ |/' \| LETS GET IT ON, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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This is in the frictionless environment of space.
Before you listen to any more drivel by 'AntDude', take a look at who you're dealing with: http://pbx.mine.nu/antdude.jpg. The abortion in the center is 'AntDude'. I won't even get into discussion about him listing his 'sex' as 'female' on his SHITTY 'blog' (aqfl.net). This faggot has nothing better to do than sit on the internet and spew worthless garbage. He's the new LostCluster when it comes to posting utterly worthless tripe. Not to mention his submitted stories! Every single one of his last 10 or so submissions have been tagged as 'lame' or 'slownewsday'. Why does taco even bother posting his shit. Maybe he gets some tiny deformed chinese cock up his taco ass in exchange for some linkspam with google ads? Do the world a favor and never reply to comments from ANTDUDE and mark him as a FOE.
Paedophile hunt police find human skull
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game.
I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Paedophile hunt police find human skull
AMERICAN police made further grim discoveries yesterday during their investigation into a paedophile network responsible for kidnapping girls.
A skull and bones were dug up at the home of the network's suspected ringleader, Rob Malda. It was feared that they were the remains of two teenagers who disappeared from New Orleans a year ago. The bones were unearthed after police spent six days digging at a house in Holland, Michigan, one of six properties owned by Malda.
On a visit to the house last week, Malda told police that his accomplice, Jeff Bates, had buried five bodies under a shed. Maximillion Arturo, a police spokesman in Michigan, said that no further statement would be made until families had been informed.
There was speculation last night that the remains are those of shemales from the GNAA. Malda has admitted abducting them. However, he earlier told police that he believed the two girls were still alive and being held somewhere outside Michigan.
Two eight-year-old girls abducted by Malda have been found buried at another of his properties. They starved to death while he was in prison on a theft charge. Malda's wife, Kathleen Malda, has told police that she was supposed to feed the children while her husband was in prison, but was too frightened to enter their cell.
Another two girls were found alive by police two days after Malda's arrest on Aug 13. Ten people, including Malda, his wife and an American police officer, are in custody in connection with the case.
The raped corpses of two women and parts of a third body have been discovered in a freezer at the Slashdot headquarters, along with the remains of an 80 year old woman that remain unidentified.
TrollKore - At the head of the game.
I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Are you a fucking Linux user? Firefox is NOT stable.
HIS 20 FOOT DONG STARTED TO RISE -- HE COULD SEE THE FEAR IN AREEMS' EYES. DON'T BE SHY, HE SAID, WITH A CAMP INFLECTION, ITS OKAY TO GET AIDS FROM A HIV INFECTION. ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE, HE PLUNGED INTO AREEMS, HIS O-RING WAS TEARING AROUND THE SEAMS. AREEMS FELT HIS PRESENCE INSIDE HIS ASS, WITH REMAINS OF DOUGHNUTS STILL YET TO BE PASSED.
THE BLACK MAN MOVED FURTHER INTO AREEMS, VISIONS OF CAKES STILL IN HIS DREAMS. THE NIGGER CAME AND THE BUG WAS PASSED, AREEMS GAVE A FUCK AS THE HOUSE WAS GASSED. THE SS WAS HERE, READY TO KILL, HITLER'S MEN GAVE OUT A SHRILL. "SCHNELL", THEY REPEATED, AS AREEMS WAS CAPTURED, PACKED INTO A TRAIN HEADED FOR RAPTURE.
WHEN HE ARRIVED, GREETED BY JEWS, THIS PLACE HAD FOOD -- HOW COULD HE LOSE? PACKED INTO A CELL AND GIVEN HIS FEAST, JEWISH CORPSES BLOATED WITH YEAST. A TASTE OF ZYKLON-B AS HE TUCKED IN, THIS PLACE WAS SOME SORT OF JEWISH BIN. COULD IT BE AUSCHWITZ? HE ASKED THE ASSCLOWN. HE LAUGHED AND SAID THAT THIS WAS IN FACT #BANTOWN.
AREEMS WAS CONFUSED -- WHY WAS HE HERE? FEASTING ON CORPSES FOR OVER A YEAR. YOUR POSTERIOR, HE SAID, IS USEFUL TO US. YOUR ANUS AFFORDS US A GREAT SOURCE OF PUS. THE FATTER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU PRODUCE, WE WANT YOUR ASS TO BE TOTALLY LOOSE. OUR MEMBERS ARE KILLED AND THEN FED TO YOU, WE EXTRACT YOUR PUS TO USE IN OUR COUP.
AREEMS COULDN'T CARE LESS, AS LONG HE FED, IT SADDENED HIM TO HEAR THAT HIS FRIENDS WERE DEAD. AREEMS GREW TO HIS CAGE AND THEN READIED HIS REAR, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS ONE OF FEAR. THE DEVICE WAS TURNED ON, AND A WHIRRING BEGAN. THE PUS WAS EXTRACTED INTO A PAN. THIS WAS THEN EMPTIED INTO A BOTNET DEVICE -- A LINUX SERVER THAT ALREADY CRASHED TWICE.
THE MACHINE CAME ONLINE, AND ENTERED #GNAA, CAUSING A SMALL AMOUNT OF DISMAY. THE OPS SET A PASSWORD, AND THE CHANNEL WAS STILL. IT SEEMS THEIR DEVICE DID NOTHING TO KILL. FAILURE OCCURED, AND BANTOWN WAS SHIT, THEY WROTE ON THEIR BLOGS THAT THEIR WRISTS HAD BEEN SLIT. WHAT A PATHETIC EXISTENCE, AREEMS SAID AS HE CRIED, HE WAS TRAPPED IN HIS CAGE UNTIL HE DIED.
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SLASHDOT IS COCKS
Ever since installing Civ 4, if you take out a disc, and replace it with another one, it will keep the name of the original disc. And yes, it looks like that Starforce shit installed alongside Civ 4. This seems to be yet another side-effect of this crappy software.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
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Thanks for telling me to buy one, Lunix faggots. My Tapwave Zodiac 2 is 1000x better.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
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No way. irc.gnaa.us #gnaa is where I hang.
_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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Shut the fuck up, fucking idiot. Take your educational shit, and shove it up your arse.
HIS 20 FOOT DONG STARTED TO RISE -- HE COULD SEE THE FEAR IN AREEMS' EYES. DON'T BE SHY, HE SAID, WITH A CAMP INFLECTION, ITS OKAY TO GET HIV FROM AN AIDS INFECTION. ANNOUNCING HIS PRESENCE, HE PLUNGED INTO AREEMS, HIS O-RING WAS TEARING AROUND THE SEAMS. AREEMS FELT HIS PRESENCE INSIDE HIS ASS, REMAINS OF DOUGHNUTS STILL YET TO BE PASSED.
THE BLACK MAN MOVED FURTHER INTO AREEMS, VISIONS OF CAKES STILL IN HIS DREAMS. THE NIGGER CAME AND THE BUG WAS PASSED, AREEMS GAVE A FUCK AS THE HOUSE WAS GASSED. THE SS WAS HERE, READY TO KILL, HITLER'S MEN GAVE OUT A SHRILL. "SCHNELL", THEY REPEATED, AS AREEMS WAS CAPTURED, PACKED INTO A TRAIN HEADED FOR RAPTURE.
WHEN HE ARRIVED, GREETED BY JEWS, THIS PLACE HAD FOOD -- HOW COULD HE LOSE? PACKED INTO A CELL AND GIVEN HIS FEAST, JEWISH CORPSES BLOATED WITH YEAST. A TASTE OF ZYKLON-B AS HE TUCKED IN, THIS PLACE WAS SOME SORT OF JEWISH BIN. COULD IT BE AUSCHWITZ? HE ASKED THE ASSCLOWN. HE LAUGHED AND SAID THAT THIS WAS IN FACT #BANTOWN.
AREEMS WAS CONFUSED -- WHY WAS HE HERE? FEASTING ON CORPSES FOR OVER A YEAR. YOUR POSTERIOR, HE SAID, IS USEFUL TO US. YOUR ANUS AFFORDS US A GREAT SOURCE OF PUS. THE FATTER YOU GET, THE MORE YOU PRODUCE, WE WANT YOUR ASS TO BE TOTALLY LOOSE. OUR MEMBERS ARE KILLED AND THEN FED TO YOU, WE EXTRACT YOUR PUS TO USE IN OUR COUP.
AREEMS COULDN'T CARE LESS, AS LONG HE FED, IT SADDENED HIM TO HEAR THAT HIS FRIENDS WERE DEAD. AREEMS GREW TO HIS CAGE AND THEN READIED HIS REAR, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WAS ONE OF FEAR. THE DEVICE WAS TURNED ON, AND A WHIRRING BEGAN. THE PUS WAS EXTRACTED INTO A PAN. THIS WAS THEN EMPTIED INTO A BOTNET DEVICE -- A LINUX SERVER THAT ALREADY CRASHED TWICE.
THE MACHINE CAME ONLINE, AND ENTERED #GNAA, CAUSING A SMALL AMOUNT OF DISMAY. THE OPS SET A PASSWORD, AND THE CHANNEL WAS STILL. IT SEEMS THEIR DEVICE DID NOTHING TO KILL. FAILURE OCCURED, AND BANTOWN WAS SHIT, THEY WROTE ON THEIR BLOGS THAT THEIR WRISTS HAD BEEN SLIT. WHAT A PATHETIC EXISTENCE, AREEMS SAID AS HE CRIED, HE WAS TRAPPED IN HIS CAGE UNTIL HE DIED.
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You only think it looks good because all you are used to is typing in endless commands at a shitty Lunix terminal. You are a Slashbot.
STOP USING IT FAGS
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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"I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face!"
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_ _ _ _ _ _ __ _..._ ALL YOU FUCKING SLASHDOT USERS .-' . . '-. THIS FUCKING PENISBIRD SHITS ._ . ._\ DOWN YOUR NECK INTO YOUR STOMACH /. . .(o) ./__) WHERE THE SHIT BURNS FOR THE REST OF /. . .,_ . .| '| YOUR SHORT AND PATHETIC LIFE ./ .\ . /_/ /. . .`"`" . .} IT THEN GRIPS ONTO YOUR COCK WITH ALL ITS MIGHT /. . . . . . . { AND INJECTS VARIOUS MUTAGENS INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM THROUGH /. . . . . . . .} ITS RAZOR-SHARP CLAWS WHERE IT REACTS WITH YOUR /. . . . .\/\ /\ { VAST RESERVES OF FAT AND BLUBBER .;``"``\ /. . . . . . / ; ; ;| NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE PENISBIRD, AND IT ._.-`|; ; ; ;| /`-..--`` a a| ; ; ; | YOU ARE NEXT, YOU FUCKING FAT, FILTHY PIG ;| /_ _ _ _ ,--........,, FUCKING POST, YOU FUCKING ; _ _ _ .' . . . . . -='. BASTARD ASCII.. I CAN'T BELIEVE / _ _ _ _\ . . . . . . . : THIS FUCKING STUPID LAMENESS .\ . . . . . . .' FILTER, WHAT AN ARSEFUCKING COCKLORD .'. _ ,._'\.\~" o //` .\. . . . . .' ./,\.` .\. . . _.' WHAT KIND OF SHIT NAME ,-''\..--' IS LAMENESS FILTER ANYWAY .| | | |. . _="` /_="` WHAT THE FUCK? MORE LIKE TROLL FILTER ./,\ / /_,)") FUCKING CMDRTACO, YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD ._,.-)") .;| Penisbird/. 1.3 .| ===============
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Trollkore
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PEOPLE WHO SAY 'ALLOT' REALLY PISS ME OFF
I WISH THEY SHOULD ALL DIE
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Slashbots -- now you see how deep the rabbit hole goes.