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  1. Re:Ours, all ours! on Longhorn to Require Monitor-Based DRM · · Score: 0

    My Computer -> Computer

    My Documents -> Documents

    My Monitor -> Our Monitor!

    Seriously, who didn't see this coming?

    I didn't see this feature arriving on Longhair. Apparently, I was too busy looking at My Pictures while listening to My Music.

  2. Re:Coming up.... on Reminding Customers Patented by Amazon · · Score: 0, Funny
    Soon, Amazon will patent the ordering of products via the internet.

    They will have to deal with Al Gore's patent on the Internet itself, first.

  3. Re:Anyone get the feeling... on Patriot Act to be Expanded · · Score: 0
    I don't like the Patriot Act either, but we aren't to the point where we have to fear being killed for critizing our leadership or laws either.

    Three words: Senator Paul Wellstone.

  4. Re:Not quite. on Keyboards are Good; Mouses are Dumb · · Score: 0
    ...should simply follow where your eyes are looking, or you could even do something like "Look here and double blink to gain focus".

    Nice idea, but blinks are involuntary. How to know whether it's just a blink, or whether to change focus?

    Winks should work. But then you might have to have sex with your computer.

  5. Showing off on Indian Company Shows Off Sub-$200 Laptop · · Score: 1, Funny
    Indian Company Shows Off Sub-$200 Laptop

    Curious. I read about the $200 laptop, but the article didn't mention the submarine...

  6. Re:Good Move Microsoft!!!! on Microsoft to Disable Online Windows Activation · · Score: 0
    Anyone else feel like this when the "door nazi" at BestBuy/other chain steps in front of you and demands to see your receipt? Treating your customers like they're potential criminals is no way to gain loyalty.

    I bought a VCR there a year ago and they tried that on me. I complained, then got an immediate refund and bought the same thing for $25 less at a competing store. I haven't been in BestBuy since.

  7. Cool on IIALP - Abuse Logging Protocol · · Score: 0

    Maybe we can also start a website that blacklists Communists, too.

  8. Re:literal translations rule on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: 0
    I wonder what you have to do to win at Crap Booth... Get to the toilet paper on the other side of the river? Flush the toilet to avoid the evil crap monster? Or is it like whack-a-mole, but with turds? What's the objective?

    Please follow this link for a Western version of this classic Soviet-era game, comrade.

  9. Re:There is some light at the end of the tunnel on SCO Slammed in Slander of Title Suit · · Score: 1
    When you in a long narrow tunnel and you start to see light at the end of it, It's usually of the approaching train.

    Or you're having a near-death experience.

  10. My $0.02 on Labels Find New Method of Payola · · Score: 1, Funny

    This would have upset me deeply had I read the article before posting.

  11. Re:That else are the gonna do? on Look Inside A PC-killing WIPO Treaty · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    That else are the gonna do?

    May I mamoo dogface to the banana patch?

  12. Re:Alien Landing Authority on First-Ever Private Spaceport Nears Final Approval · · Score: 3, Funny
    Does this mean that ET will not need government approval to set down at this space port?

    Finally, a reduction in illegal aliens!

  13. Now I'm Screwed on FTC Porn Spam Regulation Now in Effect · · Score: 4, Funny
    When I e-mail naked pictures of myself to my friends, I usually use "SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT:" in the subject line.

    Now my friends' e-mail filters will send my e-mails directly to the trash bin. Thanks a lot FTC!

  14. Re:Oh, great on Covert Channel: ASCII Art Over ICMP · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now we've got to set our firewall to block pings, too, to stop that damn goatse guy...

    I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

  15. China Scrubs Moon Mission Plans on China Scrubs Moon Mission Plans · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Outrageous! Isn't it bad enough that the Chinese have been stereotyped for doing the laundry of others? Now we find out they can remove dirt from documents, too.

  16. Once You're In... on Anti-Spammers Infiltrate Private Online Spam Clubs · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...you can never leave the Spamafia.

    You'll know you're in trouble when you find a penis enlarger or a bottle of Viagra pills on your pillow.

  17. Re:Same arguments as manufacturing in the 1980s on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    As to job loss under Bush, I'm sure at least some of it can be blamed on his bone headed trade policy...

    At last, something we can agree on! :D

    The world is now a much happier place...

  18. Re:Same arguments as manufacturing in the 1980s on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    Also, please note, payrolls, unlike unemployment, doesn't involved discouraged workers. It's determined by a straight up survey of employers by the BLS. Do you know of any better source for data than those I have quoted?

    A SURVEY? Survey questions can be loaded any way you want to get whatever result you want. I have an idea: Why doesn't the BLS survey the unemployed as a source of data? Two of my friends held good-paying, full time manufacturing jobs until they got the axe in 2001 and since then they both have only had part-time, food service jobs. Ever take a look at who's working at McDonalds these days? It's not the young and old as much anymore, it's the displayed manufacturing/tech workers in their prime. It took me nine months in 2002 to find another job, during which I depleted my $26,000 I had in my 401k plan.

    How do you explain the fact that president Bush is going to be the first president since Herbert Hoover (ala Great Depression) to reside over a four year term in office during which there was a net decrease in jobs? A job is a job to the BLS; part time McDonalds work is the same as $20 per hour factory work to them, and you swallow and cite their "statistics" bullshit. Barf. (And no, I'm not a Bush-hater--I voted for him in 2000, but never again!)

  19. Re:Same arguments as manufacturing in the 1980s on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    ...since 1983 we've added 40 million jobs and seen a 40-50% increase in the median wage in real dollars. No matter how you slice it that means there are more American jobs today, and they pay more than they did 20 years ago. How do your theories account for those two facts?

    Are these the same government statistics that say that unemployment is currently less than 6% when in fact it is over 10% because the "discouraged" workers whose unemployment benefits have run out are not counted?

    Of course there are more jobs today, but not enough to keep up with the employment needs of the country. And they may technically pay more, but not in real dollars. The loss of a good-paying, manufacturing job is being replaced by lower-paying service jobs and all the government statistics in the world is not going to cover that up. These are the fruits of "free trade." The "free trade" espoused by the economic priesthood is not what is going on in the real world. The U.S. is transferring its wealth to third-world countries because companies are interested in short-term profit, not in giving Americans jobs. If what you say is true, show me the job growth statistics for the past 2 1/2 years since the "recovery" began.

  20. Vacancy on FCC Plans to Allow Wireless Networking on Unused TV Channels · · Score: 5, Funny
    "For more than half a century, vacant TV channels (which represent some of the most valuable spectrum available) have been underutilized," Gelsinger said in a statement.

    With all the daytime talk shows and nighttime reality shows on now, I'd say that all channels are vacant.

  21. Re:A Few Questions on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    ...the truth is the US has always been in competition with Europe, we've also been in competition with Japan for 30 years, and the standards of living of both of those places has risen dramatically, as well as that of the US. Now it is the turn of India and China. There will be some displacements of certain industries, but overall everyone will get richer and we all will be better off.

    Compare apples to apples and not oranges. China and India are oranges. You can't benefit if you're a first-world country and you're playing this game of job outsourcing to a third-world country. Don't confuse business competition with shipping jobs overseas. You export products when you compete. You export jobs when you want short-term profit and don't give a sh*t about the country and its citizens that made your company big in the first place. Products flowing out of sovereign nations is good; jobs flowing out of sovereign nations is bad.

  22. Re:Same arguments as manufacturing in the 1980s on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    In real dollars, we had about $840 Billion in Industrial production in 1983. In 2003 we had about $1.3 Trillion dollars in industrial output.

    Fewer people working harder can account for some of that, if true. Also, does the output of a U.S. company that has a manufacturing plant in Mexico that ships the final product to France count as part of these dollar amounts? What good is industrial output if it doesn't translate to American jobs?

  23. Vajpayee Should Have... on Indian Voting Machines Compared with Diebold · · Score: 1, Redundant

    ...outsourced the handling of his campaign to American campaign experts, one of the few areas where we Americans still have a comparative advantage.

  24. Just In Time... on Manure-Powered Generators On The Rise · · Score: 1

    ...for the 2004 presidential election! Free power for all for most of this year!

  25. A Few Questions on IT Outsourcing Need Not Threaten Our Future · · Score: 1
    Makes me wonder just what products we're counting on for future economic growth?

    Industrial biotechnology - Medical technology - Nanotechnology - Telecommunication - we have only seen the tip of the iceberg.

    A few questions: Where will this research be done, in the U.S. or another country? Where will the products be manufactured, in the U.S. or another country? Who will be hired, American workers or foreigners?

    I'm betting that the tip of the iceberg is all we'll ever see in these areas.