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Covert Channel: ASCII Art Over ICMP

An anonymous reader writes "Have you ever had a particularly lossy Cisco ping, which you were sure was trying to tell you something? I mean, really *tell* you something. Echoart allows you to return a simple ascii art image in response to a Cisco-style ping."

147 comments

  1. This seems... by danielrm26 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...mostly useless, yet very cool -- much like /. itself.

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    1. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      d'you ever wonder what these people did before the Internet?

    2. Re:This seems... by clichekiller · · Score: 4, Funny

      Since when has expression and customization been useless...er...ok I can see your point but it is still pretty damn cool.

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    3. Re:This seems... by danielrm26 · · Score: 1

      Hey guys, I *did* say it was "very cool". I wasn't flaming...

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    4. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      d'you ever wonder what these people did before the Internet?

      They used BitNet?

    5. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      BBS? Before that, sit home and cry over their lonely existence?

    6. Re:This seems... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Back in the day, torch wielding mobs were all the rage.

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    7. Re:This seems... by Chalybeous · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lots of potential for unique idents, a revival of the old ASCII art, and a return of classic IRC "finger" gags to the mainstream - what more could you want?

      (The IRC thing - well, a friend of mine used to have ASCII art of a hand throwing the finger. Thus, anyone who fingered him got fingered in return...)

      IMHO this does, as parent says, seem like a very cool and very harmless bit of fun screwing with corporate level technology. It would also have a good place in the corporate market - if, say, MS incorporated something similar into Longhorn, it could use a Windows logo as its default reply, or various Linux distros could use a Tux, a BSD demon, or a fedora. Other brand-name companies could work an ASCII version of their logo into it.
      (Not to mention, you could also use those 70 lines to advertise - provide your company's contact info, or if you're a hosting company, give your pingers a free list of your latest packages. But how long til someone abuses it? Sure, the goatse guy is OK as net humour, but how long til we're fighting off idiots who want to incorporate spam messages in these ping responses?)

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    8. Re:This seems... by jellomizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well what would be really cool if everyone had a ANSI compatible terminal so when they ping the site it can give them an ansi pong game.

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    9. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see, I was 5, so that would be etch-a-sketch.

    10. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. rant about Linux, BSD, Windows

      This seems... , however, not to work on BSD..

    11. Re:This seems... by nahdude812 · · Score: 1

      You'd have a hard time communicating much over this channel, first, the available characters appear to be [!] and [.]. Second, once you saw either a few positives or a few negatives, chances are you decide the machine is either up or down, and stop pinging it. LONG before you have a chance to do any real communication across this channel.

      Unless you're expecting it, and allow your ping to run for 10,000+ count.

    12. Re:This seems... by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

      To me, ping company.com should say "0% packet loss", not "25% packet loss, but here's our cool logo!!"

      This is neat, but definitely something that should be kept in the confines of the machine room.

    13. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it would be a Bad Idea to use Tux or the Demon or whatever in your ping response, on accounta letting people know what OS you're using lets them know what hacks and exploits to try. Still, it could be good for corporate logos, I guess.

    14. Re:This seems... by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1
      You were lucky!

      In my day, you could barely get 5 people together. And a flaming torch? Luxury!

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    15. Re:This seems... by Computer! · · Score: 3, Funny
      xxxxxxxxxx.-.
      xxxxxxxxxx|U|
      xxIxxxxxxx|.|
      xxHAV Exxx|.|
      xxTO xxxxx|.|_
      xxPUTxxx|.|.|.|-.
      xxTHISx/|.....`.|
      x HEREx|.|.......|
      xxTOxx|.........|
      xxGETx\...... .../
      xAROUND|.......|xxTHE FILTER
      xxxxxxx|.......|
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    16. Re:This seems... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Torches...Mobs...Bah! "back in the day", it was just us.

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    17. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to rip off a Jack Handey without giving him credit, at least get the quote right:

      "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." --Jack Handey

    18. Re:This seems... by phaze3000 · · Score: 1
      (Not to mention, you could also use those 70 lines to advertise - provide your company's contact info, or if you're a hosting company, give your pingers a free list of your latest packages. But how long til someone abuses it? Sure, the goatse guy is OK as net humour, but how long til we're fighting off idiots who want to incorporate spam messages in these ping responses?)

      Eh? One minute you're suggesting using it for advertising, the next you're saying you hope it isn't used for spam.

      This can't be used for spam - spam is unsolicited bulk email, this isn't unsolicited (you have to ping *them*), it isn't bulk and it isn't email.

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    19. Re:This seems... by Chalybeous · · Score: 1

      It could be used for advertising, legitimately, on a company webserver - it's a possibility though I wouldn't endorse it. But what I meant was, what's the betting that you start getting people replacing the answer code (by whatever means) with, say... "v|@g.ra! buy now!" messages?

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    20. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Character limit, asshole.

    21. Re:This seems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of using a quote that fits, you choose to half-ass plagiarize, stealing the author's work, treating it as your own, and not even doing it justice by getting it right. Brilliant, my friend.

  2. Why?? Aliens? Reliving youth? by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 0, Funny

    So, this is the way to respond to alien life forms, Contact style?

    Generally seems like somebody is deperately trying to hang on to the BBS days.

    1. Revive ASCii ART using Slashdot
    2. ???
    3. Profit / Relive lost youth!!
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  3. Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now we've got to set our firewall to block pings, too, to stop that damn goatse guy . . . . what will the trolls think of next?

    1. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you don't already block ICMP?

      (yes I know it was a joke but blocking pings is a good idea)

    2. Re:Oh, great by tds67 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Now we've got to set our firewall to block pings, too, to stop that damn goatse guy...

      I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

    3. Re:Oh, great by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Whatever you do, just don't pipe the results to finger or dig.

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    4. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yeah, because ping can be dangerous.

      i'll put 5 on your one of those brainwashed windows idiots, who thinks they should put their computer into "STEALTH" mode. Newsflash idiot, any sufficiently intelligent scanner (eg, nmap) can tell if your machine is there.

      I'm not kidding, try it.

    5. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful


      (yes I know it was a joke but blocking pings is a good idea)

      No it's not. Blocking all ICMP can lead to odd problems. It's fine to block echo-replies that you never requested but blocking all ICMP is dumb.

    6. Re:Oh, great by Speare · · Score: 4, Funny

      I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

      Oh, come on. It builds character. You never know when it might be your * .

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    7. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, too late to be the first to make a goatse joke...again.

    8. Re:Oh, great by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1

      FWIW, the firewall in windows xp sp2 does seem to block icmp by default. The first time I tried to ping an sp2 machine and got no response, I assumed the machine was dead, but then it turned out that it was because of the firewall (which is on by default).

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    9. Re:Oh, great by migurski · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You never know when it might be your * .

      Or your O, in the case of the goatse fella.

    10. Re:Oh, great by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      'll put 5 on your one of those brainwashed windows idiots, who thinks they should put their computer into "STEALTH" mode. Newsflash idiot, any sufficiently intelligent scanner (eg, nmap) can tell if your machine is there.

      Tell me, if my computer silently drops all unsolicited incoming data, how do you tell it's there?

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    11. Re:Oh, great by nervous_twitch · · Score: 2, Informative
      Tell me, if my computer silently drops all unsolicited incoming data, how do you tell it's there?

      If a host is not found on the network, the nearest router is expected to send an ICMP "Host Unreachable" message to the sender.

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    12. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      wow, another windows weenie.

      BECAUSE, GENIUS, SILENTLY DROPPING PACKETS IS CONTRARY TO THE RFC's. If a router is agreeing to pass the packets to the target address, and no reply or rejection or acknowledgement is being returned, then we know that the router believes there is a machine ready to receive the packets. Fyodor has honed nmap's ability to tell whether there is legitimate packet loss, network issues or whatever, of if the machine is using a packet filter. you have been brainwashed by that steve gibson freak, or some other software firewall developer into handing out cash for a security blanket. good work.

    13. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just one thing: PACKET SNIFFING!

      eww....

    14. Re:Oh, great by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 1
      I, for one, am tired of seeing that guy's ASCII.

      Just be glad that he didn't whip out his EBCDIC...

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    15. Re:Oh, great by Rich · · Score: 1

      The scanning program is intelligent, but many of the users are not. This trivial change is enough to block a lot of attacks from clueless people (who form the vast majority of attackers). Disabling ping will also stop you being affected by worms written by this class of idiot.

  4. fun for... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 4, Funny

    When 'hostname poop' isn't enough...

    1. Re:fun for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dangit... how do I undo that?

    2. Re:fun for... by Captain_Loser · · Score: 1

      lol, edit /etc/hostname

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  5. Interesting by adequacy · · Score: 5, Funny

    This means that, with the lamefilter installed, ICMP is now more advanced than Slashdot.

    1. Re:Interesting by _14k4 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There we go. Set this up to query, instead of a text file, slashdot's rss feed. With every ping response, it returns the latest news headlines.

  6. 800 Meg of stolen code... by Flower · · Score: 5, Funny

    and this is the best we get?? All right I admit to being a little let down.

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    1. Re:800 Meg of stolen code... by beatleadam · · Score: 1

      Ah...but perhaps this is only the initial or "Visual" outcome of said theft?

      While this is indeed almost pathetic to think that this may be the only element "gained" from stolen code (if that is even the case) if it is truly all that is gained, it bodes well for Cisco's code security...if they could only keep it from being stolen...again.

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  7. From echoart.c... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...around line 174:
    // let's not do ipv6 just yet
    if(version != 4) {
    return;
    }
    That's v0.2, maybe :-)
  8. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    ping asciipr0n.com

    nothing special =(

    1. Re:hmm by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I get a (O) response. What does that mean?

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  9. hello.jpg by ncc74656 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long do you suppose it'll be before someone starts using this to send an ASCII-art goatse.cx guy in response to pings? It'd give script kiddies looking for backdoors something to think about, at least.

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    1. Re:hello.jpg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, if you send an ASCII-art of hello.jpg, you're basically giving them a PICTURE of a backdoor...

    2. Re:hello.jpg by stanmann · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes but the kiddies are looking for backdoors that haven't yet been violated.

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    3. Re:hello.jpg by DCowern · · Score: 1

      How long do you suppose it'll be before someone starts using this to send an ASCII-art goatse.cx guy in response to pings?

      http://www.asciipr0n.com/pr0n/morepr0n/pr0n65.txt

      Not very long at all... =P

  10. Nice by Paulrothrock · · Score: 4, Funny

    It works on OS X. I'm so tempted to open up my wireless so people can get a big finger when they ping my machines while wardriving.

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    1. Re:Nice by alta · · Score: 1

      I don't think a large percentage of them are wardriving with cisco routers ;) Or using nikhef-ping.

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    2. Re:Nice by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Have it set so that no matter what site they request on port 80, they get served the goatse guy. Then have a sniper pick them off as they scream "Argh! My eyes!"

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    3. Re:Nice by sckeener · · Score: 1

      I'm so tempted to open up my wireless so people can get a big finger when they ping my machines while wardriving.

      Thanks! I laughed so loud that people from two offices down from me had to come and see! Now they know I was reading /. !

      BTW truly inspired!

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  11. ahh.. by madprogrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Behold the return of ASCII porn!

    1. Re:ahh.. by ggambett · · Score: 2, Funny

      You misspelled pr0n.

  12. I'm starting work on... by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

    PingMUD. Anyone wanna help?

    1. Re:I'm starting work on... by Throtex · · Score: 4, Funny

      56H 44V 500X 0C Exits:NE>
      You travel north.

      The Grue's lair
      You are in the lair of a giant grue. It is dark, and you might be eaten by it.

      56H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>
      The grue mauls you with his teeth!

      32H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>

      C:\> ping grue
      You attack the grue with a vicious ping!
      The grue is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

      32H 42V 500X 0C Exits:S>

      C:\> /. grue
      The grue is dead! R.I.P.
      You receive 500X! You raise a level!

  13. Finally! by 1nhuman · · Score: 4, Funny

    A good argument I can use so that damn security dude opens up ICMP on our firewalls.

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  14. Oh no... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to browse Slashdot on minimum threshold, until I saw a goatse ASCII image... I'm afraid that such an image might make +5 for this story.

    1. Re:Oh no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      }O{

  15. Send in the trolls! by sulli · · Score: 1
    I wonder what "Eat My Nuts" guy would say about this.

    (Actually, this could almost be useful for a SMTP server as a response to spammers. Almost.)

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  16. I'm getting a lot of lossy pings now! by alta · · Score: 1

    Somebody got a mirror? They're LOST!

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  17. I would be happy by OwnedByTheMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    with a simple ascii response of a web page to my simple http style request.

    1. Re:I would be happy by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      "with a simple ascii response of a web page to my simple http style request."

      Maybe we have to ping it to get it display the page?

  18. Slashdot's RSS feed? by adequacy · · Score: 1

    Now who said anything about the Easter Bunny?

  19. Re:Why?? Aliens? Reliving youth? by KwisatzHaderach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Generally seems like somebody is deperately trying to hang on to the BBS days.

    Well the site is loading as fast as the BBS days so that's somewhat nostalgic right there...

  20. Did this on port 23, once.. sort of. by Xzzy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I did up a silly perl script, using curses, that ran an ascii art animation of stick figure A throwing a grenade at stick figure B.

    I, the guy that owned the machine, was figure A. The guy trying to telnet to my machine was figure B. After figure B was reduced to a crater I printed some message along the lines of "you aren't welcome here, go away".

    Ran it out of hosts.deny and left it up for quite a while. I was bored, sounded more fun than setting up a firewall like I should have. ;)

    It worked surprisingly well, even with the windows telnet client.

    1. Re:Did this on port 23, once.. sort of. by thegameiam · · Score: 1

      would you mind posting the code? that sounds entertaining :)

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    2. Re:Did this on port 23, once.. sort of. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once did much the same, except I used escape codes that totally buggered most any connecting telnet client/console. win32 telnet just crashed, but telnetting from a linux console would land you in a very weird, flashing, oddly colored character set (perhaps Klingon?)

  21. TCP ASCII??? by WwWonka · · Score: 1

    Now just code a visual TCP three way handshake with ASCII art...then maybe I'll hack the code so the resets from my servers give you an ASCII middle finger!

  22. Re:Nothing new ... by jonman_d · · Score: 1, Informative

    Who the hell modded this insightful?

    Banner(6) is a *nix program which outputs ASCII art of a string, on the standard output.

    This program sends packets in a designated pattern, and it can be used to send ASCII art of any kind, over ICMP.

    These two programs have almost nothing in common, except that you could probably use banner to create the art for this program.

  23. Yeah, the article is doing this right now... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is all I see:

    44 0 0 33333
    44 00 0 33 33
    44 4 0 00 3
    44 4 00 00 3 33
    444 44 0 0 3
    44 0 0 3 33
    4 00 00 3333

    I guess it works!

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    1. Re:Yeah, the article is doing this right now... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      "I don't even seen the code anymore- all I see is blonde, brunette, redhead..."

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  24. Argh not another way by Tesko · · Score: 5, Funny

    to get spammed! I can see it now, pings which draw out "11VIAGRA CH3AP~!", or "`L00kING 4 L0\/3???"

    1. Re:Argh not another way by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it's in response to a ping, then you requested it and it can't be called spam.

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  25. You just won the grand prize! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lifetime supply of ROFL and LOL! The prize patrol will be with you shortly!

  26. Re:Nothing new ... by z00z · · Score: 1
    Who the hell modded this insightful?

    Someone who probably understood what I meant.

    These two programs have almost nothing in common, except that you could probably use banner to create the art for this program.

    That was my point. This program doesn't seem to be anything but a slightly sophisticated version of 'banner' that is able to intercept and send packets over a Cisco network. As I said before, nothing new ...

  27. Celebration by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Goatse is celebrating his ass off......oh wait

  28. When I see an article here about ASCII art... by TrollBridge · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...anymore my first thought is of goatse.

    Slashdot, why have you so poisoned my mind??

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  29. Screm ICMP by moonbender · · Score: 4, Funny

    Screw ICMP, I want to see ASCII Art Over ICBM!

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    1. Re:Screm ICMP by utopyr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Most folks in a position to ping via ICBM hope that all return packets get dropped.

  30. Ascii art programs out there? by Anonymous+Cowabunga · · Score: 1

    Actually, I've been looking for something like this for a bit--does anyone here know of a program that changes a jpeg or other digital photo into an 'old style' ascii art image?

    1. Re:Ascii art programs out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      google query

      Have a look.

    2. Re:Ascii art programs out there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There is a web based app up at:

      http://www.jdneff.com/

    3. Re:Ascii art programs out there? by radd0 · · Score: 1

      There's nothing really useful or particularly good at converting bitmaps of any kind to ASCII text, but you could try:
      www.degraeve.com/gif2txt.shtml

      Rather I'd suggest trying a real ASCII art editor such as PabloDraw for Windows:
      pablo.etoxn.ca/PabloDraw.aspx

  31. mirror by whizkid042 · · Score: 4, Informative
    this server seems to be quite slow ... here is a mirror

    http://www.unixauthority.com/~fiskeja/mirror/mirro r1.internap.com/echoart/

    1. Re:mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. It does seem slow. I ping it and it drops some of the packets.

  32. I don't need to send a ping, by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1

    ascii-art or otherwise, to tell me that the site's been /.ed.

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  33. How about sendmail? by Smallpond · · Score: 2, Funny

    Should be able to do something creative with 550 errors in sendmail, here. Can reject messages contain newlines?

    1. Re:How about sendmail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      550-You bet.
      550-Just put a dash in between the number
      550 And every line but the last one.

      To do this in a milter, you first have to define _FFR_MULTILINE, recompile sendmail, and then use smfi_setmlreply(). This is not officially supported yet, so your mileage may vary.

      I like to put odd messages in some errors just to be able to tell when someone has to read it back to me over the phone. There's no question what they're looking at when they say "550 We do not relay - no soup for you"...

  34. Building the art by Derek+Mason · · Score: 2, Informative

    This looks neat - but it would help if there was a way to build the ASCII art from text within the program. In the meantime Email Effects will do the trick very nicely.

    1. Re:Building the art by cwensley · · Score: 1

      Hm, for those that would like a FREE program to make their ascii (apart from notepad), you can use PabloDraw (cheap plug, yeah, yeah.. but it's relevant)

  35. Re:Nothing new ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was my point. This program doesn't seem to be anything but a slightly sophisticated version of 'banner' that is able to intercept and send packets over a Cisco network. As I said before, nothing new ...

    A plane is nothing more than a sophisticated version of a bicycle that has wings and an engine, allowing it to travel longer distances in the air. Nothing new.

  36. Cisco-style ping? by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

    The site seems to be down, so appologies if I'm missing something covered in it.

    What is a "Cisco-style" ping? Does it differ from normal ping? I'm guessing it must, as conventional ping prints lines of text, not providing a means of drawing ASCII art.

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    1. Re:Cisco-style ping? by Eshelbyk · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's not so much the ping itself, rather how the results are displayed on a Cisco IOS device when you issue a ping command. Bangs and dots.

  37. Re:Nothing new ... by MythMoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This program doesn't seem to be anything but a slightly sophisticated version of 'banner' that is able to intercept and send packets over a Cisco network. As I said before, nothing new ...

    The part that's in bold is the part that's new.

    Cretin.

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  38. Re:Nothing new ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Banner takes text and prints out ASCII art of it.

    This takes ASCII art and prints it out on a remote computer using ICMP.

    Other than the words "ASCII art" being in both, the two are completely unrelated.

  39. Virgin Mary by SWroclawski · · Score: 3, Funny

    How long until people claim to see the Virgin Mary or some other figure in pings?

    1. Re:Virgin Mary by catdevnull · · Score: 1

      Dude, you didn't see it? I left a few packets at the alter.

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  40. Re:This reminds me of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice spinoff, but not really as much 'in your face' as Goatse is... or maybe I've just gotten used to seeing such pictures >_

  41. Re:Nothing new ... by joib · · Score: 1

    Banner is sooo old-fashioned:

    ~% apt-get install cowsay

    ...

    ~% cowsay Moo
    _____
    < Moo >
    -----
    \ ^__^
    \ (oo)\_______
    (__)\ )\/\
    ||----w |
    || ||

    this revolutioning program also includes the additional utility 'cowthink'.

    Fantastic thing, this modern technology!

  42. simple script by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ok, so you are going to go through all of that trouble to run code like that as root. great idea!

    tcpdump -lni dc0 'icmp[0] == 8' | \
    while read x input x ip x; do \
    nemesis-icmp -v -i 0 -S ${ip//:/} -D $input -P $input_file; \
    done

    substitute hping or whatever your tool of choice is.

    and if you want it to only reply to specific OS's then obsd's tcpdump can do it with -o and an extra condition in the script.

    -nocfed

  43. Unicode support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After all, the 'net isn't run only by English writing people, and many line drawing and mathematical characters are not in the ASCII character set.

  44. Another anonymous P2P idea. by caluml · · Score: 1

    Anonymous peer to peer? Send ICMP packets padded with the data to google.com/news.bbc.co.uk/any host that returns ICMP echo requests, with spoofed source addresses so the packets bounce back to the person that you're transferring the file to. End result - they have no idea who you are. Couple with a system for saying "I would like file X, and my IP address is w.x.y.z", and you have a untraceable file transfer mechanism.
    Discuss.

    1. Re:Another anonymous P2P idea. by zalas · · Score: 1

      It's a nice, funny way to implement P2P, but it's hardly anonymous. All someone has to do is place packet sniffers strategically over the network and they can trace your packet back. Now, if it were encrypted, and you constantly sent junk...

    2. Re:Another anonymous P2P idea. by bgackle · · Score: 1

      You are relying on a third party to provide you with a free anonymizing (sp) service. This would simply result in google etc. no longer responding to echo requests.

      Since 'ping www.google.com' is my network test utility of choice, I would not be to happy to see this come down.

      Also, the downloader still has to broadcast an IP to make this happen, though I doubt there will be a practical solution to that one, ever.

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    3. Re:Another anonymous P2P idea. by caluml · · Score: 1

      Whaaaa? Sure, they can monitor every router in the world...

      I'm not trying to protect the receiver, only the sender. If you look at lawsuits, they target the guys with the files. And anyway, you could choose any host you like that returned ICMP.

    4. Re:Another anonymous P2P idea. by Segway+Ninja · · Score: 1

      So have a rule written in not to do it to google (and whatever other hosts), do it to, say... A spammers hostname... assuming they'll return the requests...

  45. ASCII a stupid question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, maybe it's just me, but the ASCII art version of goatse.cx is no problem at all.

    Of course, I've become desensitized to hello.jpg in general. I think it was the prime number shitting version that did it.

    Now lets hope they never ASCII up Tubgirl and post her.

    (... get a stupid ANSI!)

  46. Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! by unorthod0x · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reason: Your post looks too much like ascii art.

  47. Hrm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can I customize it so that anyone who pings me gets an ASCII finger thrown back at them?

    -5 Redundant

  48. I had to look it up too... by Otto · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A Cisco ping command basically spews out some number of ping packets as fast as possible.

    The results then get displayed in order, with a dot displayed for every packet that times out and a ! displayed for every packet that actually gets echoed back.

    So the upshot of this is that the echo art program isn't actually sending artwork, it's responding to packets or not responding to packets based on the artwork file you give it, which will cause it to draw the art on the other side, the guy doing the pinging.

    Neat trick, actually. :)

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  49. Oops... Additional... by Otto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's actually slightly more complex than that..

    Cisco style ping: "A '.' is printed for every packet sent and a backspaced '!' for every valid response."

    So it prints a . then backspaces over it and prints a ! if it gets a response.

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  50. Blinded by mangalore · · Score: 1

    Reading that ascii art made my eyes hurt, The developer should have used some other, more visible ascii characters.

    1. Re:Blinded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand. It's the Cisco ping tool which "draws" the picture; for every packet lost it prints a ., for every packet received it prints a !. On the other end, where you run the program, packets are selectively dropped, so that it comes out as a picture.

  51. Ha! Could this work with Spam? by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'll tweak this one for my MTA to ascii art "SPAM" on all my junk mail.

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  52. Crop Circles! by str8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did the 'Art' that was put on the page look like crop circles to anyone else?

    <Tinfoil hat>The aliens have a new way of passing information to the chosen. I saw Mulder ping this site and got a map to the next landing coordiates. If you believe, you can see it.</Tinfoil hat>

    Psst. Hey buddy, can I borrow a .sig?

  53. where can I get a cisco style ping for RH 7.2? by cabazorro · · Score: 1

    The one the author suggests at nikhef
    site doesnt have a configuration script so
    it wont run make on my RH 7.2 box.
    I have the echoart up and ready to go but
    im missing the ping program..
    damn!
    thanks for any help.

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  54. /!\ Security Warning! [_][x] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    | Your Computer Is Currently
    | Broadcasting An IP Address.
    | With This Address, Someone
    | Can Immediately Begin
    | Attacking Your Computer![ OK ]
    (would be boxed properly, if more time) It's either that, or the stickman, or some progress meter like _@/^H^H^H _@/^H^H^H _@/ if the round trip time is particularly long. Sorry, couldn't resist...
  55. Re:Who else expected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >You had to look at it from like 3 ft away, never did get it.

    Target practice. *nods knowingly*

  56. Umm... Ya lost me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :P

  57. Re:ASCII a stupid question... by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

    FWIW, I have seen an ASCII Tubgirl on /. before. Can't remember exactly where, but it exists.

  58. Re:where can I get a cisco style ping for RH 7.2? by kelk1 · · Score: 1

    gcc -D_BSD_SOURCE ping.c omni.c vers.c -o ping

  59. Re:Nothing new ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, you can't send ASCII art of any kind. What this program does is suppress ping reponses in a particular pattern. If the sending end prints out the (lack of) ping responses, you get a picture. But it's limited to a picture composed of 2 characters -- not any kind of ASCII art.

  60. Cisco code leak... by bindaaas · · Score: 1

    was using this covert channel I guess... Watch out, feds are behind slashdot readers now..
    I m outta here

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    bin
    look siG is kool
  61. Re:Screw ICMP by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

    And would you believe the hokey firewall the republicans have been trying to sell since Regan? It might do a little filtering, but it doesn't come close to implementing a default deny rule for incoming ICBM traffic!

  62. ICMP echo packets are very versatile by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    I've not seen someone use them for art before but they can be used for illicit communications. Heres a program that allows people to use ping packets to chat to each other: icmptalk.c

  63. Re:where can I get a cisco style ping for RH 7.2? by cabazorro · · Score: 1

    thank you so much..works like a charm.

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