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  1. Re:Deployment? on How Would You Handle a $1,000,000 Coding Error? · · Score: 1

    Heh, reminds me of that quote from Fight Club:

    Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

  2. Re:You're living in the past on Backup Tapes: Alive And Kicking · · Score: 1

    The novice was growing impatient on the road to enlightenment. "Master, as a follower of the Tao, I am taking regular backups of all my files. I am archiving them securely offsite, and testing them using Veracity. Surely, master, I am enlightened now?"

    The backup master said only: "You will not achieve enlightenment until you control the integrity of your data, for a copy is useless if the original is corrupt. What use is a mirror if we cannot see? What use is an echo if we cannot hear?" But the novice did not understand.

    Later the novice returned. "Master," he said, "a cracker on the Internet penetrated my network six months ago and has been corrupting random files ever since. These hundreds of corrupted files have been flowing through my backup system. Now I do not know which files are clean and which are not. I do not know which backups hold the latest clean copy of each file. What should I do?"

    But the master was silent.

    On the other side of the world, the cracker laughed.

    From The Tao Of Backup: 7, Integrity
    http://www.taobackup.com/integrity.html

  3. Re:Students on Sun's "Java Powered" Campaign · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I must say that the alphabet soup is rather frustrating. As far as I'm concerned Java is just an extra pain in the ass when it comes to installing Mozilla plugins. Mozilla points you to Sun's Java website when it detects that you don't have the plugin installed but once you get there there isn't a simple linked word "plugin" anywhere. I gave up after 30m of searching and just do without Java. Whenever I need it to do any internet banking I just use my mum's XP box...A prospect I find rather depressing.

  4. Re:How do we feel? on Microsoft Wins $3.95 Million from Spammer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A house can not survive if it is divided within itself, only good can come of this.

  5. Now this is... on Build Your Own Electric Etch-A-Sketch · · Score: 1

    ...what I read slashdot for. Here's an interesting project that will hopefully cause ideas to spring up in my head but most importantly will encourage me to actually get off my ass and do something like this.

    I once thought about building a plotter with a mate of mine, maybe I'll bring the idea back up again...

  6. World First? on More on Toronto's Linux-only Computer Store · · Score: 1, Redundant

    They obviously haven't been doing enough research.

  7. Re:Free carwash? on More on Toronto's Linux-only Computer Store · · Score: 1

    No, but they must provide very detailed instructions on how they do it so you can perform it yourself and improve on it.

  8. Re:Lovely.... on Fiat Joins Microsoft in a Wireless Partnership · · Score: 1

    Yes, every 10k's you'll have to get everyone out of the car and restart the journey.

  9. Re:It would be interesting... on BitTorrent Beats Kazaa In Traffic Numbers · · Score: 1

    You should probably also remember that BT files can be many smaller ones bundled together. For example 1 torrent could have 1 season of Futurama (~13 files) or an entire CD of MP3's so if you wanted realistic numbers you would need to decompose the data to work out how many files were actually inside the torrent.

  10. Re:Dave Lettermans Top 10 on Top Ten Linux Configuration Tools? · · Score: 1

    How did you forget grep man!

  11. Re:Word 2004 for OSX Safe? on MSN, Word Vulnerable To Shell: URI Exploit · · Score: 1

    Which is really good for bored hackers like me with too much time. Now, I've gotta install that dish to log into that "default" wifi network with a D-Link MAC I detected last night...

  12. Re:ideas on Incorporating Machine Learning into Firefox 2.0? · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's a partial solution to the "open in new tab" problem:

    #!/bin/sh
    export MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME="/usr/lib/mozilla-firefox"

    ur l="$1"
    if [ "x$url" = "x" ]; then
    url="about:blank"
    fi

    if $MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME/mozilla-xremote-client -a firefox openURL\("$url",new-tab\); then
    exit 0
    fi
    exec $MOZILLA_FIVE_HOME/firefox "$url"
    </TT>


    Shamelessly ripped from Here
  13. Mplayer? Xine on Commercial DVD Software Comes to Linux · · Score: 1

    Doesn't this exist already because of the libdvdcss/libdvdread librarys and mplayer/ogle/xine?

  14. Re:I kind of like ARM on ARM: The Non-Evil Monopolist · · Score: 1

    Yes, in fact that's what the 2.6 kernel does. I've had realtek wlan drivers panic and have the rest of the system still perfectly usable.

  15. Is there competitor... on ARM: The Non-Evil Monopolist · · Score: 2, Funny

    Core?

  16. Re:I kind of like ARM on ARM: The Non-Evil Monopolist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It might also be the fact that it's not a name you hear all the time...if at all (this is the first I've heard of them. Like a lot of M$ hate exists because there are millions of people using products that advertise that they are made by M$ and couple that with a mostly undereducated userbase and you're bound to run into problems.

    So yeah, I think it's because when people see a computer crash they also see Microsoft (even if it's a dodgy realtek driver that actually crashed), result: Microsoft cops shit.

    If you get a dodgy phone with an ARM chip you're going to see Nokia/Erricson/etc result: Nokia/Erricson/ect cops shit.

    Likewise Olympus/Kodak/Canon etc will be blamed for poor cameras, again ARM gets away even if it's there problem.

  17. Re:what TFA didnt mention on Nursing Homes Go High-Tech · · Score: 1

    Trigger an alarm hey? Like give the patient a sharp electric shock whenever they dare to venture to the mysterious and long forgotten "outside".

    Why are they doing this in a nursing home anyway? I would have thought that something like the prison system would be a better place to implement such technology...maybe even in high schools (which are basically just prisons where people are punished for being born anyway).

  18. 2 to 3 times on Cardboard WiFi Antenna Upgrade · · Score: 1

    From the website:

    2 to 3 times the range (one Flatenna)

    So can I get 10 of them and extend the range to 20-30 times?

  19. Re:Projected garments on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 1

    Or even better: to the level of one's arousal and heart rate.

  20. Re:This will bring... on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 1

    Lol, yeah it's only running on a 128kb capped upload :p.

  21. Re:Political use on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 1

    Would that mean goodby to the protest banner? Just get 20 people walking in a line with a letter each. It would make for intenesting displays at football games too actually...

  22. This will bring... on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..."Kick me" into the 21st century!

  23. Re:Muscle & Fitness on Wearable Customizable Displays · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I can't believe that a magazine would want that type of add published, more that likly it will hurt there reputation.

  24. Re:Kim Stanley Robinson got it an bit wrong on Halloween Solar Storm Nearing Heliopause · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just host a million man LAN party at each pole and force everyone to use unshielded computer monitors, the magnetic field from all the electron beam deflector coils just might do it.

  25. Re:Biohacking is not easy on Synthetic Biology May Spawn Biohackers · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's far off but how long ago was it that computers were just starting to be used and required vast amounts of storage space and money? It's only by ~40-50 years man, if the same rapid development in technology comes about with this it could happen in your lifetime.

    That is of course assuming rapid technological advancement...But even so it could still happen in future generations. Remember: you don't inherit the Earth from your parents but borrow it from your children.