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  1. Re:glow, baby, glow! on Nuclear Power Could See a Revival · · Score: 1

    Yep, let's blame the environuts and completely forget that the free market, which considers oil as a much cheaper and easier resource to use, might have played a role.

  2. Re:You only need $250,000 on RIAA Accounting — How Labels Avoid Paying Musicians · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Side Note: Why do Rock Bands make more money then Rap Acts?

    Fucking major citation needed. Seriously, what decade do you think it is?

  3. Re:Hahahahaha on Nerds Still More Likely To Get Bullied · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not even sure what popping a girl's bra strap means.

    It means you put all your stats into Dexterity.

  4. Re:Meh on Inside the Fake PC Recycling Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    and could be solved by cutting taxes

    Could be? That's Socialist propaganda! It will be solved by cutting taxes!

  5. Re:escalators too on Should Cities Install Moving Sidewalks? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This must be a US thing. Every time I've used a moving walkway in a European airport, there's a always a sign somewhere to the effect that you stand on one side only, so that the people who want to walk can get past you.

    So it seems a weird nitpick seeing as that's the part that's not rocket science.

  6. Re:In Blizzard's defense on Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums · · Score: 1

    so the only time I see a troll is when someone has an awesomely crafted response to said troll.

    Yes, it is nice having a purpose. Although I would substitute 'just clever enough' in place of 'awesomely crafted'.

  7. Re:Celebrity WoW Players on Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums · · Score: 1

    The company may lose business from celebrities wishing to remain anonymous online. Dave Chapelle anyone?

    Right, because there's not one single shred of evidence that companies treat celebrities differently than everybody else.

  8. Re:In Blizzard's defense on Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No trolls here.

    Hey, if you're browsing at -1, that's your problem, not Slashdot's.

  9. Re:I actually like this trend... on Blizzard To Require Real First and Last Names For Official Forums · · Score: 1

    Yes, because trolls would never stoop to using fake "real" names.

    Well, they'll find it very difficult to do that unless they figure out a way to spoof the same name on their credit card.

  10. Re:They may not talk about it on Symbian, the Biggest Mobile OS No One Talks About · · Score: 1

    Really? Point us to some of this buzz of which you speak.

    How about the FP article you're commenting in?

    Just kidding. Slashdot is pants.

  11. Re:Can somebody say on Obama Awards Nearly $2 Billion For Solar Power · · Score: 1

    you goose step to a dogma

    Really? Could you point it out to me? This is slashdot, so show your work, coward.

  12. Re:Can somebody say on Obama Awards Nearly $2 Billion For Solar Power · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, it's a good thing most of those terrorists were Saudis, and they produce lots of oil!

    You can stand down, wingnut.

  13. Re:Whoa. on Swedish Pirate Party To Run Pirate Bay From Parliament · · Score: 1

    I think you might want to do a little more research, and perhaps widen your scope a little bit, time-wise, before you anchor yourself to such an absolute statement.

  14. Re:What a career aspiration these guys must have on Chinese Companies Rent White Foreigners · · Score: 1

    Kinda like the fake-liberal who has the 'one' black friend that he invites to the pub to show he is 'not' racist.

    FTFY. Somebody you'd call an 'uber' liberal wouldn't even give a shit in the first place.

  15. Re:Whoa. on Swedish Pirate Party To Run Pirate Bay From Parliament · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually, that's a really good point. As citizens of industrialized nations, we've witnessed some truly weird and vile shit just in the last decade alone due to the final stages of corporatized political parties. Traditional methods, like letter campaigns, protests and such no longer work as well or at all.

    In other words, you have to be big and ballsy these days just to get noticed, let alone get anything done.

    Works for me, too. If we're seeing the beginning of "4th gen" politics, then democracy might still have a chance.

  16. Re:We All Wish on Climategate's Final Days · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are a couple of lefties at work who keep insisting that any and all climate change currently happening is due to our actions.

    Poor bastards. Those two idiots have been swelled into a veritable army of "global warming catastrophists". Love this debate...

  17. Re:Wait... They want them to dumb things down... on Do Scientists Understand the Public? · · Score: 1

    What's so difficult about this?

    For you? Nothing. You're not the intended audience.

  18. Re:Duke Nukem Forever on Doubled Yield For Bio-Fuel From Waste · · Score: 1

    I know a few people who do tree care for a living, and one of their larger expenses is paying someone to dispose of their wood chips.

    Say what? They need to buy a dyer and a packager and sell the mulch to garden centres. Or just sell the chips to someone who'll do that.

  19. Re:finish this on Alleged Russian Spy Ring Exposed In US · · Score: 1

    It's a duck!

  20. Re:Not surprising on Microsoft Kills the Kin · · Score: 1

    *sells all Microsoft stock*

    Don't forget to sell your stocks in chair manufacturers, too. He's only going to get to do that once, at home, before his wife rips him a new one.

  21. Re:Encryption on Russian Spy Ring Needed Some Serious IT Help · · Score: 1

    Jeeezus. You took an extremely stale joke and steered it straight into the wall. Come on, folks, this is 2010, we can do better than this!

  22. Re:HD Sources on Subscription-Based 'Hulu Plus' Is Now Official · · Score: 1

    Probably has something to do with showrunner John Rogers' knowledge of how the new media landscape works. His highly entertaining blog:

    http://kfmonkey.blogspot.com/

  23. Mod parent up on Cisco To Challenge iPad With Cius 'Business Tablet' · · Score: 2, Interesting

    About the only useful comment in the thread so far.

  24. OH GOD MAKE IT STOP on Cisco To Challenge iPad With Cius 'Business Tablet' · · Score: -1, Troll

    I would bet everything I could turn to cash that this will fail. As in: Will have the same or less impact on the iPad as mp3 players had on the iPod during the last 10 years.

    This isn't news for nerds, this is fantasy capitalism!

    "Oh please, please, let this be a robust market!"
    "Fuck you. Buy an iPad."

    Maybe I'm just getting too old for this shit.

  25. Re:Obligatory on Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hopefully this will not increase those guys who find it funny to watch this stuff on the train etc.

    Yeah, but this being 2010, you can just scream 'terrorist' and watch him never make that mistake again.