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Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flash

An anonymous reader writes "Here's an interesting new angle to the ongoing Flash-HTML5 debate. Digital Playground, one of the major adult film studios, said it would drop Flash today if all browsers were HTML5-ready (*cough*, IE8, *cough*). The company's founder said, 'Flash brings everything to a crawl and has an impact on battery life. With HTML5, there is no reason to show our content in Flash.' Digital Playground also indicated that it does not expect 3-D to gain mass acceptance any time soon."

249 comments

  1. Obligatory by JustinRLynn · · Score: 4, Funny

    [insert stupid flash pun]

    1. Re:Obligatory by InsertWittyNameHere · · Score: 5, Funny

      "We're boned." - Adobe's CEO

    2. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was it again: Apple didn't want a Porn appstore... But does support HTML5 on it's iPad/iPhone.

      Reminds me of Video2000 v.s. VHS.

      Hopefully this will not increase those guys who find it funny to watch this stuff on the train etc.

    3. Re:Obligatory by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      [insert stupid flash pun]

      Wow, you posted that in a flash. Some people would have gone with a lame "first" something. Flash post or something. But not you, you fluffed the puns up.

      That's all the puns I have, I shot my load there.

    4. Re:Obligatory by Snaller · · Score: 4, Funny

      Insert where?

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    5. Re:Obligatory by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hopefully this will not increase those guys who find it funny to watch this stuff on the train etc.

      Yeah, but this being 2010, you can just scream 'terrorist' and watch him never make that mistake again.

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    6. Re:Obligatory by unitron · · Score: 1

      Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flash

      [insert stupid flash pun]

      I thought they'd been dropping and flashing for years.

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  2. never gonna work by wjh31 · · Score: 4, Funny

    untill you can get all workplaces to upgrade their browsers, the porn industry is never gonna drop flash

    1. Re:never gonna work by yincrash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the porn industry caters to workplace browsers?

    2. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Think you have it the other way around ... porn has driven tech industry and consumer electronics for a very long time. No other vendor has the power that PORN does , if porn industry unilaterally decided tomorrow to adopt HTML5 .. in very short time, every computer on the planet would have upgraded their browser. period.

       

    3. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the porn industry caters to workplace browsers?

      Believe it or not, there are workplaces (like mine) where the porn industry is a large part of our business...

    4. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just getting the SEC to upgrade would be a chore much less to speak of the rest of the government smut hounds.

    5. Re:never gonna work by daremonai · · Score: 5, Funny

      We're aware of that, Senator.

    6. Re:never gonna work by Reilaos · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, my dear friend... I believe that the workplace marketshare of IE will plummet when the porn industry drops flash!

    7. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      the porn industry caters to workplace browsers?

      Believe it or not, there are workplaces (like mine) where the porn industry is a large part of our business...

      Get back to work regulating oil drilling, fucker.

    8. Re:never gonna work by Daimanta · · Score: 0

      Citation Please

      And no falsehoods about the Betamax vs. VHS war, the porn industry played no role in that.

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    9. Re:never gonna work by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      What? You've never heard of NSFW Wednesdays?

    10. Re:never gonna work by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Where the porn industry leads, the rest of the tech world follows.
      It happened with the internet, it happened with DVD players, it will happen with 3DTV, and it might happen with Flash.

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    11. Re:never gonna work by cigawoot · · Score: 1

      You sure about that?

    12. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Where the porn industry leads, the rest of the tech world follows.

      It happened with the internet, it happened with DVD players, it will happen with 3DTV, and it might happen with Flash.

      Except it didn't, it hasn't and...well, it might, but only in the same post hoc ergo propter hoc sense applied to Betamax.

    13. Re:never gonna work by Omegium · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yes. The porn factor is an urban legend. The real reason was that VHS had two hour tapes, and betamax one hour. People choose the ability to record complete sport matches over picture quality.

    14. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You work at the Securities and Exchange Commission?

    15. Re:never gonna work by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      No, you'd have to get all workplaces to block google images first.

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    16. Re:never gonna work by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Think you have it the other way around ... porn has driven tech industry and consumer electronics for a very long time. No other vendor has the power that PORN does , if porn industry unilaterally decided tomorrow to adopt HTML5 .. in very short time, every computer on the planet would have upgraded their browser. period.

      Except Apple phones, of course. No porn allowed, or Flash. It doesn't matter if people want these things or not.

    17. Re:never gonna work by MZeora · · Score: 1

      Blu-Ray verses HD-DVD I rest my case.

    18. Re:never gonna work by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 1

      Oh for crying out loud, you guys need to have your sarcasm meters checked. He was obviously joking.

    19. Re:never gonna work by gregg · · Score: 1

      No other vendor has the power that PORN does , if porn industry unilaterally decided tomorrow to adopt HTML5 .. in very short time, every computer on the planet would have upgraded their browser. period.

      If that is true, then all we have to do now is get the porn industry to adopt ip6.

    20. Re:never gonna work by GNious · · Score: 1

      [...] it will happen with 3DTV [...]

      Sorry, I read a lot of posts where people are whining that they will never sit in the privacy of their home wearing glasses to watch 3D-TV (Games/Sports/movies), since their imaginary friends would laugh at them, and I think they are bonkers, but precisely with Porn, I do get it: The 3D thing will not happen, partly due to the glasses

      Also not with autostereoscopic screens. Think about holding your head still while doing whatever you normally do while watching Porn (if you do watch that) - no, not going to happen.

      (the rest you are quite right about though - would love to see people getting pop-ups from their porn-sites that they should switch away from IE.. Mad stampede in Redmond!)

    21. Re:never gonna work by bonch · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is a popular meme with no factual basis. It began with the claim that the porn industry chose VHS over Betamax and that's why Betamax lost, but that is not the reason it lost. People just like to repeat this because it sounds ironic and amusing to explain to people that some taboo industry is the driver of technology, but the truth is that there is no historical basis to make that claim.

    22. Re:never gonna work by bonch · · Score: 1

      Not only is the porn industry not some huge driver of technology as is usually claimed, they're actually anti-technology in several ways. For example, they held off on HD for a long time because it made the performers look worse.

      Slashdotters just like to trot this meme out because the thought of a taboo industry being the "true" big player pushing technology forward amuses them. It's just not true.

    23. Re:never gonna work by bonch · · Score: 2, Funny

      The porn industry hasn't led anyone (VHS didn't win because of the porn industry). If anything, they've always been behind the curve. Porn is about quick, ultra-cheap production--sometimes with nothing more than handheld camcorders. The industry held off on going HD for years because it was more expensive and required more work to make the performers not look horrifying.

    24. Re:never gonna work by robinvanleeuwen · · Score: 1

      Hey, look out!

      ****>>> woosh ****>>>

      Pfeww, it almost hit you in the head....

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    25. Re:never gonna work by robinvanleeuwen · · Score: 1

      If they have the ability to hold off HD for a very long time, they >are a powerful force, aren't they? And if it works like that it also works the other way around and they can push an technology to become more successful.

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    26. Re:never gonna work by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      If you honestly think there is no porn available for iPhones, you really need to stop using the computer in your parents' living room

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    27. Re:never gonna work by twidarkling · · Score: 4, Funny
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    28. Re:never gonna work by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      The industry isn't a huge driver as much as they were an early adopter of technologies that later became mainstream. Early adoption helps technologies gain the funding they need to survive until they get acceptance. For example, the industry was involved with streaming media, secure internet credit card payments before many brick and mortar stores had a presence on the internet. Granted some of the specific implementation of technologies adopted may not have survived like the general ideas were there.

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    29. Re:never gonna work by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          All the jokes aside, can I assume you work for a tier 1 provider?

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    30. Re:never gonna work by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          I totally agree with most of that. Yes, porn does drive adoption of new technology.

          As for users though, it's hard to get them to upgrade for arbitrary reasons. Microsoft and Firefox both pushing out updates has been very helpful in recent years. Way back, it was difficult to keep the users happy, with a variety of browsers that had to be supported, sometimes dating back to ancient versions.

          It'll be a little while before HTML5 is adopted by everyone, because it'll be a while before everyone supports it. Until then, I'm sure there will be a good bit of capability detection and dual support.

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    31. Re:never gonna work by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      I tried to upgrade a major porn site to ipv6 years ago. Our provider didn't support it. I couldn't get an ipv6 gateway to talk to me about gating it. We just couldn't get it done, and it wasn't because our efforts weren't there.

          It looks like there are still only a handful of ipv6 sites out there.

          http://www.ipv6.org/v6-www.html

          http://www.sixxs.net/wiki/IPv6_Enabled_Websites

          Until there is a good reason to upgrade, it won't happen. Leave the sky is falling conspiracy out of it.

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    32. Re:never gonna work by Lucidus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      People have somehow become confused about this over the past three decades. The correct and verifiable historical claim is that porn drove rapid initial adoption of video recorders in general. Porn has been a major factor in the introduction and acceptance of a number of technologies.

    33. Re:never gonna work by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Lets face it, the only reason they got so huge was a little thing that was like an ipod, the walkman.

      Yes, that was their only really successful product... that Playstation thing was clearly a complete flop.

    34. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      poor janitors...

    35. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes with nothing more than handheld .

      uhhh.....huh.huh....you said handheld........huh..huh......

    36. Re:never gonna work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No factual basis? The porn industry did not choose VHS. Sony banned porn on Betamax. This is a known fact, and they almost did the same thing with Blu-Ray. If you think porn was not a factor, then obviously you never saw those walled off areas in just about every video rental store in the 1980s. Rows apon rows of VHS porn, and not a beta tape in sight!

      Sony on Betamax:
      http://www.mediacollege.com/video/format/compare/betamax-vhs.html

      Sony on Blu-ray:
      http://www.eetimes.com/news/latest/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=197000093
      (This one is called "Sony denies preventing porn on Blu-Ray". Uh huh, just like they denied putting rootkits on PCs.)

    37. Re:never gonna work by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Can I get a job there? I'm sure I'd enjoy the work.

      But seriously, I wish people would stop overestimating porn's influence. Its annual revenue is less than 1% of total internet revenue. Its perceived impact on the world (or technology) is no more real than a 12 inch long penis, or the "18 year old" models that are actually 27.

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    38. Re:never gonna work by Vancorps · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The reality is that you have come to your conclusion based on something other than reality. Further reality is that porn producers online were some of the first people to introduce social media and pioneered true network security. Geeks like their porn and have found thousands of ways to distribute it and secure it with many different business models driving it's success. The very first websites online that made profit were porn sites.

      The meme didn't come out of nowhere, it is based in reality. While the porn industry doesn't have control over the development of technology they do act as a good guide for what technology will actually get deployed. Hollywood was having lots of problems going HD due to blemishes showing up that couldn't be easily airbrushed like in print media. It was the porn industry that solved the problem and propelled HD into a true platform. The industry was forced at first to adopt HD-DVD but now license restrictions from Sony have been lifted and BD production is in full swing.

      I think you are hard pressed to paint the porn industry as anti-technology as that is simply completely utterly not the case. It's a bit like trying to argue that water isn't wet. They didn't hold off HD because they didn't like the platform, they embraced it fully actually and had to wait until they could solve the problems like anyone else that went HD had to do. Even in my industry which is auctions we ran into a lot of problems going HD that held us back for a few years. We're in no way shape or form anti-technology, we just believe that the technology we deploy should help us do our jobs better and reach more people. When the technology matured enough to become beneficial we went and adopted it.

    39. Re:never gonna work by uberjeep · · Score: 1

      You work at the Securities and Exchange Commission?

      i.e. the SEX Commission?

    40. Re:never gonna work by sootman · · Score: 1

      Another urban legend is that there was every a great difference in quality in the first place. Consumer betamax gear (not to be confused with commercial beta decks) was comparable to VHS. Many issues killed Betamax as a consumer format, but a lack of porn wasn't one.

      More discussion:
      http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=30;t=002692;p=1
      http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=2126

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    41. Re:never gonna work by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Given that most sites seem to use wmv (!) over flash to begin with, I doubt that's a problem. Except that my workplace is all Mac/Linux. ... or so I've heard.

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    42. Re:never gonna work by toddestan · · Score: 1

      People routinely record sport matches? I would think that porn would easily be a bigger factor than that.

      Besides, 2 hours wouldn't be enough to record most sport matches anyway, even in the early 1980's, unless you did some aggressive on-the-fly editing.

    43. Re:never gonna work by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 2, Funny

      If the latest iphone feature (that the phone works only if you hold it in right hand) is any proof, whatever porn you can watch on your iphone is useless for majority. Just because you are lefthanded does not mean everybody else is too.

    44. Re:never gonna work by boxwood · · Score: 1

      maybe we should clue him about buray? or just let him transition to the 90's first.

    45. Re:never gonna work by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 1

      I think the ability to record movies was more important than sport. Also, the VHS format was freely licensed to companies, where as Sony tried to hog Beta for itself initially. By the time we saw 3rd party Beta players it was too late for the format.

    46. Re:never gonna work by kd5zex · · Score: 1

      I have always wondered why all those rooms had squeaky doors...

    47. Re:never gonna work by EdIII · · Score: 1

      You guys all keep talking about browsers. Am I really the only one that started searching for "porn red suit yellow lightning bolt"?

    48. Re:never gonna work by bonch · · Score: 1

      You don't cite a source for your claim, but if porn had any role in video recording technology, it was because it made porn more private. That doesn't mean it's always been a driver of technology. In fact, porn was behind the curve on HD, and the industry has no answer for do-it-yourself aggregator sites like YouPorn.

      People just like the irony of a taboo industry being the constant driver of technology, but the truth is that there is no historical basis for such a claim. To the contrary, the porn industry usually avoids expensive production and instead relies on ultra-cheap commodity technology that's hardly cutting edge. At most, you could say porn is one of many things that drives new forms of distribution, but that just makes it one motivator among many.

    49. Re:never gonna work by bonch · · Score: 1

      This has been debunked countless times. In fact, your own link says there is no evidence that porn contributed at all to the success of VHS:

      In researching this article I was unable to find any substantiated evidence that pornography sales significantly influenced the outcome of the war.

      Just because you saw a walled-off area in a 1980s video store once doesn't prove anything. Porn was not why VHS won. VHS had longer running times and superior camcorder functionality. It really is that simple.

    50. Re:never gonna work by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > Can I get a job there? I'm sure I'd enjoy the work.

      Either you truly have no idea of the depths of the internet, or you're a stronger man than I am.

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    51. Re:never gonna work by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Well, that’s simple: DROP FLASH!
      Then the workplaces WILL upgrade their browsers.

      God, this pseudo-argument that you repeated is so incredibly stupid, that only the worst kind of spineless cattle-people (especially middle management PHBs) could ever take it seriously.

      They update Flash every couple of months. Because they have to. Because the sites tell them that they don’t work with old versions of Flash. Next Flash update = Browser update.

      Done.

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    52. Re:never gonna work by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You are right. Your comment is indeed a popular meme with no factual basis. ;)

      The fact that browsers would be updated by tomorrow, if the websites would not work with the old ones anymore, is a hard solid fact though. With proof. In the form of the same people updating Flash every couple of months, for that very same reason. If they can update Flash, they can update anything else too. And in fact they do.

      The problem is not them. They just act in the most efficient way. They get away with what they can. Why waste resources?
      The problem is the people who have no balls to lead the way and sculpt the world. Who have no spine to say that they don’t accept shit (=IE) anymore.

      I’ve done it. I've blocked IE. Every version. My target group does not include people with no working brain. Simple.
      So can yo.

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    53. Re:never gonna work by fredrik70 · · Score: 1

      well, there was actually a 3rd format cvalled Video 2000 which could record longer than that *and* you could flip the cassette and record on the other side, just like audio cassettes.
      For some reason it never caught on....

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    54. Re:never gonna work by Lucidus · · Score: 1

      Bonch, I don't cite a source because I was there: I experienced it firsthand; I am my own primary reference. Make of that what you will. I sold VCRs when they first came on the market; I remember the introduction of both Betamax and VHS, and I had friends who were starting video rental businesses back when the studios were still trying to prevent them from renting out movies.

      This is not as big a deal as our discussions might make it appear. Porn was certainly not the only factor, but it was a strong driving force, and early on a major profit center in my friends' stores. Prior to the advent of the VCR, porn on film was rare and a huge hassle. Just as you say, suddenly it became cheap and easy to produce and distribute, and there was a huge demand. And yes, it was more private - no more stag nights at the men's club.

      As for the Internet, I hope nobody is claiming that porn is responsible for the growth of the World Wide Web. But from the days of the first bulletin boards, it made up a substantial fraction of all online content, and that remains true today. It does not drive the development or introduction of new technology, but unquestionably plays a significant role in its adoption.

    55. Re:never gonna work by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      >People routinely record sport matches? I would think that porn would easily be a bigger factor than that.

      There are far more football watching jocks in the world than /. geeks dude.

      This was even MORE true in the 1980's when the betamax/vhs war was on.

      I know people who have stacks of their most favorite games recorded and kept for years to rewatch. And certainly whenever they are just not able to make it to a TV at game time (perhaps they had to work) - they will want the recording. Hell I know some sports nuts who demand their wives tape the game WHEN THEY ARE GOING TO WATCH IT LIVE. So they can rewatch it at home with commentary and double-check on that questionable referee decision that every game has to have by law.

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    56. Re:never gonna work by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Lol.

      Well according to doctors penile curvature is caused by always masturbating with the same hand so if only for aesthetic reasons you should alternate hands between sessions anyway.

      Oh who am I kidding, this is /. who cares about aesthetics ? It's not like anybody else will ever see your penis anyway.

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    57. Re:never gonna work by avatar4d · · Score: 1

      Weird since I remember finding my dad's porn on Beta and watching them

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    58. Re:never gonna work by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Hey no worries, you forget these little kids replying to your post have no remembrance of what Porn was before the VCR.

      Before Video Tape Porn was going to an X-Rated theater, usually in the worst part of your town, sitting in a theater with a bunch of other people and watching Porn. When the police would raid these type of places they would wear trash bags taped around their feet and legs because of how "sticky" everything was. It was routinely easy to not only watch other people masturbate but some of the attendance went specifically to do so (Gay sex was common at theaters playing certain types of porn). Women didn't set foot in places like this, the theaters were dirty beyond belief, they were in seedy neighborhoods and muggings were frequent and usually unreported (you gonna file a police report saying you were mugged leaving the X-rated theater?)

      Again, being a child of the information age and having pornography at his fingertips your responder doesn't realize how massively the VCR changed porn and likewise how Porn changed home Video. The Porn Industry was a one off business that produced films for theaters and barely broke even with 2-3 films a year, most of the producers were in California with the brain child's of the business in SanFran. Once home video became available Porn sales went from at best 1 million a year to hundreds of millions with a span of a few years. By the end of the 80's porn was a billion dollar industry producing over 100 films a year. VCR succeeded over the technically better Sony standard because it could hold a 2 hour movie and the porn industry didn't want to pay for two tapes (early porn was a $34 a tape). It's pretty easy to correlate the massive porn sales with the VCR sales, especially considering some of the highest initial sales were pornography not popular films.

      With easy access to porn it's hard for these young kinds to imagine never having seen it and suddenly being able to buy a player that will let you watch it at home in privacy, either alone or with a loved one and not have endanger themselves with a trip to the X-rated theater. The entire industry was changed and the number of people watching porn was in exponential growth. They even started making porn for women, lesbians and gay men. That's all because of the VCR. Your posters "myth" is common knowledge to those of us who lived through the 80's and remember how dramatically porn changed the Home video system and how the VCR changed porn.

      The key thing to remember here is that Sony owned Betamax and they wouldn't allow porn on their tapes, you had to have a license to produce movies on their tapes (the ban wasn't immediate on release, it was several months after VHS appeared that Sony decided to differentiate itself as a family safe format that Porn went exclusively VHS). That porn exclusive use of VHS decimated betamax sales, because contrary to what people would respond in public surveys, they did buy the video system to watch movies at home but they also wanted the ability to watch Debbie does Dallas and the Green Door at home. Multifunction always wins.

    59. Re:never gonna work by unitron · · Score: 1

      Weird since I remember finding my dad's porn on Beta and watching them

      So your dad was the star of "Hogan's Heroes"?

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    60. Re:never gonna work by avatar4d · · Score: 1

      touché

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    61. Re:never gonna work by B18DelSolT · · Score: 1

      Not always true, HD DVD supported porn as BluRay didnt and BluRay won the HD Formant.

  3. Apple by hazmat2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

    READ: "We realise the iPhone market is massive and we want iPr0n portable"

    1. Re:Apple by fermion · · Score: 1
      It is also a matter of vendor lockin. With Flash one is at the mercy of what Adobe feels like this week. For advertisers there is little risk. Macromedia and Adobe have consistently shown that Flash is there fore advertisers, and no changes will made to jeopardize that relationship. The fact that MS was able to get silverlight on Netflix shows that Flash as a container for videos is all that it is cracked up to be. In particular the DRM is not at all secure.

      Of course it does not seem that the p0rn industry really worries about DRM. The new model seems to just crank out videos and make money on the volume, as distributions costs have gone to almost nil. I suspect that flash servers and development make this cost somewhat above nil, so moving from flash will bring much less than almost nil.

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    2. Re:Apple by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      READ: "We realise the iPhone market is massive and we want iPr0n portable"

      Add and the iPad makes that portable device useful without squinting

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    3. Re:Apple by Professor_UNIX · · Score: 4, Funny

      The iPad is a HORRIBLE porn viewing device. There's no easy way to set it down to view hands-free and if you're holding it... well... let's just say it's slippery enough as it is without any fluids involved.

    4. Re:Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How's that? You put the device on the bed or on the floor, insert the vibrator control cable to the device, launch the enhanced video player controlling the vibrator(s), set the vibrator(s) to the places you like and hit "play hard." You could also attach the pad to the keyboard for that angled pleasure, deskside. A discerning iPad masturbator has surely discovered the magic of tissues at this point. They are, after all, white as iPad, for a while..

    5. Re:Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of us have two hands. I assure you, it works quite well. Although the other people on the bus did seem a little disturbed.

  4. The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Pyrus.mg · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Flash really is almost dead and 3D really is a just gimmick. Now this doesn't seem like such a shitty Monday.

    1. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Whatever you think, I agree with the Pr0n vendors; flash is ancient technology, and as long as you have to wear special gear to view 3D, it ain't ready yet.

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    2. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. 3D is a fad. Always was and today is no different (including movies).

    3. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Purity+Of+Essence · · Score: 1

      3D is a fad? You give it too much credit.

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    4. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Regardless of what people may think of them, for some reason the porn industry does seem to have a much better picture of technology and how to utilize it versus the more mainstream market.

      Back in the days of VHS and such naturally there are good examples, but even in modern times it's clear. The porn industry was doing online distribution of content long before mainstream media was. The few porn companies that were utilizing DRM early on seem to have dropped the idea. Heck it seems like the de-facto method of distribution for porn these days has already shifted from DVD's to online subscription based website chains that release daily updates (typically a scene per day) - NaughtyAmerica.com is a perfect example. Every now and then they'll take their online content and release it in a DVD compilation for the luddites, but the main distribution method is online.

      Now, I realize that PART of this is that porn is unbelievably cheap to produce (particularly with the rise of "gonzo" style where there's no longer even any attempt at acting or a story - they usually just say "Hi!" and get down to business), but still, I think there are lessons to be learned here.

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    5. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by FrankieBaby1986 · · Score: 1

      The few porn companies that were utilizing DRM early on seem to have dropped the idea.

      This may be due to the fact that porn has a *very* short half-life. People are always seeking to see more, different porn. Not the same peices repeatedly, so there is no point in spending money to lock it up. The money is much better invested in producing more porn.

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    6. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by bonch · · Score: 1

      Back in the days of VHS and such naturally there are good examples

      The myth that VHS won because of the porn industry has no historical basis. The porn industry is not some huge driver of technology. It's just an ironic claim people like to make because it's amusing.

    7. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by harl · · Score: 1

      Porn dropped DRM because a DVD-CCA license costs $10,000 when I checked a few years ago.

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    8. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      So Flash really is almost dead and 3D really is a just gimmick.

      Did you mean just a gimmick? Can you cite a just gimmick or an unjust one?

    9. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby dub thee "Unnecessarily pedantic nerd o' the day".

    10. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the plus side, the 3D glasses do keep you from getting stuff in your eyes!

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    11. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same could be said of news articles, but Murdoch would disagree.

    12. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Exception+Duck · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 will have 3D capability (whenever that comes out) - I think that should spark the 3d market a bit.

      Bad thing about this is no longer will flashblock get rid of all the annoying blinking ads.

    13. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      The myth that VHS won because of the porn industry has no historical basis. The porn industry is not some huge driver of technology.

      Waaay back when VCRs just came to the mass market (and weighed about 50lbs) I was working for a guy who bought one. Then he found a place where he could rent porn (for $10 a night in late 70s dollars!). I said to him "you know, it's just putting out a regular signal. I'll bet if you had *two* VCRs you could make copies....

      And so he bought another one for that specific reason. And rented a *lot* of porn while he built his "library." And then as his friends learned about it *they* all went out and bought VCRs. So the PP combination of Porn and Piracy was certainly what drove that local market.

    14. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      That's not the only form of DRM though. I remember some early websites using DRM'd WMV files that had to authenticate the file for play (Danni's Hard Drive did this for sure), but they eventually dropped those in favor of regular no-DRM files.

      I'm sure it took a lot more voices, but long ago I remember stating as the main reason for terminating a membership as being the DRM on the files.

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    15. Re:The Porn Industry is never wrong... by gizmod · · Score: 1

      Hi! ...

  5. Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Are they dropping their pants, or flashing their boobies?

    Or both?

    *grin*

  6. No 3d? by Talderas · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would 3D gain faster acceptance? Who wouldn't want tits to basically jump out of your screen and nearly hit you in the face?

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    1. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on board until you said "nearly"

    2. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man.. 3-D TV's are here... just wait until they can really create smells.. a HD 3-D Smell-O-Vision set! Then again.. there may be things you'd rather not see in HD let alone 3-D when it comes to porn, and the smell....

    3. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      For tits, yeah, that'd be great. But there are often also dicks.

    4. Re:No 3d? by French+Mailman · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't tits. There are other things in porn that would jump out of the screen and nearly hit you in the face.

    5. Re:No 3d? by ProppaT · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not the boobs we're worried about...

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    6. Re:No 3d? by SolemnDwarf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why would 3D gain faster acceptance? Who wouldn't want tits to basically jump out of your screen and nearly hit you in the face?

      I'm already going blind. I don't need a migraine to go with it.

    7. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 girls 1 cup anyone?

    8. Re:No 3d? by MessedRocker · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried masturbating with eye strain and a headache? Neither have I, but I can't imagine it being very comfortable.

    9. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As someone who has actually seen a 3-d porn movie (in the theater, no less), let me assure that 3-d "money shots" are REALLY NOT something you want to experience.

    10. Re:No 3d? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For tits, yeah, that'd be great. But there are often also dicks.

      You're over thinking it. From now on all 3D porn is limited to lesbian orgies, I think everyone can agree on that.

    11. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cause they're yo momma's tits

    12. Re:No 3d? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as those lesbians aren't squirters

    13. Re:No 3d? by luder · · Score: 3, Funny

      You crazy? Some people already got pregnant because of 3D porn! Won't you think of the children?! So much for abstinence...

    14. Re:No 3d? by Firehed · · Score: 1

      I thought it was the solution to eyestrain and headaches...

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    15. Re:No 3d? by MessedRocker · · Score: 1

      So 3D pornography naturally follows 3D anything else -- after the strain of 3D glasses, you need some kind of relief.

  7. Finally.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally I can watch some good porn on my iPhone.

  8. Impact on battery life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Among other things, they are worried about the impact Flash has on battery life? If your worried about battery life while watching pron, your either in a car, on the couch, or sitting on the pot.

    I am not sure if I should find any of that that odd or normal.

  9. Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Superken7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, everyone seems to be ready to drop flash for video playback, but what codec will their videos be encoded with?
    As it stands today:
    - Use h264 and all firefox users will be left off
    - use theora and almost everyone will be left off
    - use VP8 and most browsers won't support it
    - use X and Y browser will not support it.

    use flash and... 99% browsers will support it. Having said that, I hate flash, but I guess the world is not ready for HTML5 just yet, mainly because of the codecs issue.

    Lets hope VP8 is a success! :-)

    1. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You realize that HTML5 allows a content provider to provide his videos in *all* formats at the same time? The browser decides which one it picks and plays.
      Granted. This consumes more space on the server and costs time for encoding. But should it really be that much of a problem?

    2. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure VP8 will change things. Well, i am very hopeful it will, because if it isn't, we're doomed.
      K, a little far out, but still, the 2nd codec war will be just as annoying.

      And i swear to god if Flash wins again, i'm going to snap...some ones neck... these are not the shifty eyes you are looking for.

      Google will push it really hard. I think Intel had already mentioned something about hardware support did they not?
      If there is a company who could make it a success, it would be Google.
      MS are only partially relevant now when it comes to browsers. And i'm sure Mozilla will be on-board, despite previous recent fall-outs.

    3. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by ahankinson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Easy. Use h264, with a fallback to using a Flash player to play the same MP4 file. Firefox will be the only browser that will fall back to Flash, while all the others will present theirs in h264.

    4. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      agreed... get firefox to use h264 via plugin, problem solved. Firefox ppl love plugins.

    5. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      Something like Kaltura seems the best choice for now, it falls back on flash or Java playback in shitty browsers.

    6. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by jonbryce · · Score: 3, Funny

      You will be able to install a third party theora codec for ie. You will presumably be able to get a firefox plugin for h.264. Chrome supports both. Opera users can install a different browser.

    7. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use h264 and all firefox users will be left off

      ...Until someone does a fork of Firefox that uses the system's native video player. My bet is that the Ubuntu folks will be the ones to do this.

    8. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 0

      You will be able to install a third party theora codec for ie. You will presumably be able to get a firefox plugin for h.264. Chrome supports both. Opera users can install a different browser.

      +6 Funny and Insightful at the same time

    9. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Methinks you haven't been reading the news lately - VP8 (i.e. WebM) will be supported by most browsers.

    10. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Superken7 · · Score: 1

      Yep. Exactly :)
      But that means they are not "dropping" flash, they are just not making it the default player. But it sure is a big step forward. Next step is bye-bye flash :)

    11. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by owlnation · · Score: 1

      Use h264 and all firefox users will be left off

      use flash and... 99% browsers will support it.

      A lot of porn producers do use h264. Frankly, not supporting h264 is going to be the end of Firefox, not a reason not to use h264.

      The thing most people developing with Flash seem to forget though, is that while 99% of browsers may theoretically support it... it runs like shit on any Mac, it's not available on iPad or iPhone, many business users don't install it in work systems, and many people deliberately don't install it on their home systems.

      If you develop your site using a lot of Flash with no html alternative, there is a significant section of society (and in the case of Apple products, potential customers with high disposable income) who will not be able to use your website.

      The writing is on the wall for Flash. It is time to stop using it on websites, because in a few years it will be as stone-cold-dead as Realplayer -- just as that was once as ubiquitous as Flash.

    12. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Superken7 · · Score: 1

      Sure, that is a theoretically valid solution, but in practice its probably not possible for most cases. I even doubt google would agree to have more than 1 or 2 codecs for all its videos... but its great HTML5 allows that :)

      Even if you could afford having all videos in different codecs IMHO that would be an ugly solution.

    13. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      even flash will support it.

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    14. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by spitzak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Both IE and Firefox are pulling asshole arrogant moves by not making their HTML5 video playback call a library where codecs can be added. In both cases it is an attempt to promote their codec of choice by making alternatives impossible.

      Although we are used to Microsoft doing this crap, it is annoying to see the supposedly "open" Firefox do it too.

    15. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      A lot of web sites used to use WMV instead of flash. It gave me 4% CPU usage and even worked on Linux.

      Flash almost always gives me close to 100% CPU usage.

      If it aint broke, don't fix it.

    16. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by cjb658 · · Score: 1

      A lot of porn producers do use h264. Frankly, not supporting h264 is going to be the end of Firefox, not a reason not to use h264.

      The thing most people developing with Flash seem to forget though, is that while 99% of browsers may theoretically support it... it runs like shit on any Mac, it's not available on iPad or iPhone, many business users don't install it in work systems, and many people deliberately don't install it on their home systems.

      So Flash will be the end of Apple!

    17. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1
    18. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use the accepts header, and serve up whatever the client says they understand. That's pretty much going to double or triple the disk requirements (they'll have to use more than 1 codec) but disk space is cheap.

      Also, I think you've misoverestimated the "___ will be left out" figures. People will likely be able to use codecs that don't come with their browser. Even if you use Firefox, if you've installed the VDPAU drivers, you can play h264. Even if you use MSIE, you'll probably be able to play VP8 if you download the codec for that. And so on.

      Yes, it would have been nice if there were a standard codec, but there isn't, and everyone knows there isn't, so all browsers makers are going to have to make their browsers be able to use system codecs in additional to whatever (if anything) they ship with the browser. The browser guys are just going to have to wash their hands of the codec matter.

      use flash and... 99% browsers will support it.

      If, just like Flash, making the user find and install additional software above and beyond what comes with the computer is ok (and I think it is) then all the codecs that you just listed have the same advantage: 99% of the browsers will work with it. Telling customers "You don't have Theora, so we don't want your money" isn't any more or less insane than telling customers "You don't have Flash, so we don't want your money."

    19. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use H.264, and you can bet Mozilla will get their act together very fast.

    20. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Google already serves most of its videos in the old Flash codec + H.264 + WebM, probably more for mobile too and that's without even counting the multi-resolution encodes for 1080/720p videos.

    21. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      "Open" doesn't mean "we must do what others tell us against our will". Why doesn't the people who want Firefox to use an external library, and assuming they can't code, use for example Kickstarter to raise some funds and hire someone to fork Firefox and do it?

      Oh, you want people to do what you want against they're own views for free...

    22. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Video DownloadHelper FTW. It supports plenty of porn sites :)

    23. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Use the accepts header, and serve up whatever the client says they understand. That's pretty much going to double or triple the disk requirements (they'll have to use more than 1 codec) but disk space is cheap.

      No need. The video tag supports more than one source: specify them all and let the browser choose.

      Even if you use Firefox, if you've installed the VDPAU drivers, you can play h264.

      I'm pretty sure Firefox doesn't support external codecs, even hardware based. Do you have a link?

    24. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Firefox will be the only browser that will fall back to Flash

      Opera is another.

    25. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Randle_Revar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      WebM+Flash fallback

    26. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As it stands today:
      - Use h264 and all firefox users will be left off
      - use theora and almost everyone will be left off
      - use VP8 and most browsers won't support it
      - use X and Y browser will not support it.

      The majority of HTML5 browsers support Ogg Theora and (soon) VP8. In the case of VP8 Firefox, Chrome, and Opera support it natively and IE9 supports it if it's installed on the user's system. Similarly to Ogg Theora, Safari will also support VP8 if it's installed as a QuickTime component. So for the desktop, the codec support picture will look like this in the coming months:

      Ogg Theora: Firefox, Opera, Chrome, Safari (with QuickTime component installed)
      VP8: Firefox, Opera, Chrome, IE9 (with Media Foundation component installed), Safari (with QuickTime component installed)
      H.264: Chrome, IE9, Safari

      The only real reason to support H.264 in the future will be for Apple's iDevices, assuming Apple doesn't just add native support for VP8 in the meantime. In any case, in the near future if you serve your HTML 5 video with VP8 and H.264 you'll cover all HTML5 browsers. With luck Microsoft and Apple will see the light, add native support for VP8, and everyone can benefit from only having to support one format.

    27. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I didn't say they have to do it, just that I thought it was annoying and really not in line with their principles.

      I fully expect a patch for Firefox quite soon after this is implemented. They may pull that logo stuff to keep Ubuntu/etc from distributing it without renaming it to iceweasel or whatever.

    28. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by unix1 · · Score: 1

      Both IE and Firefox are pulling asshole arrogant moves by not making their HTML5 video playback call a library where codecs can be added.

      And how do you propose this happen for Firefox? Have a video API where it can be loaded with OS and architecture specific proprietary codec binaries from 3rd parties? How does this help with Web standards?

      If you want video integrated with the Web experience, define the common standard which everyone can implement with no strings attached. Short of that, that sort of API will only be re-inventing the plug-ins all over again but now they'd be specific to video.

    29. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I didn't say they have to do it, just that I thought it was annoying and really not in line with their principles.

      The second principle from their manifesto is "The Internet is a global public resource that must remain open and accessible.", I don't see how a patent encumbered codec is compatible with that principle. Maybe they don't either.

    30. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      Citation please? While it's not that I won't believe you, this does seem a little odd... Firefox because it is, as you say, open, and IE because Microsoft already has a media playback engine built into their OS, and uses pluggable codecs...

      On a side note, the latest IE9 pre-beta preview apparently supports the HTML5 video tag. It looks like MS is really competing on the browser capability front this time around - a good thing to see, for sure.

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    31. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, Microsoft is not calling *their own video library* in IE, on purpose, to prevent HTML5 from understanding any video codec other than H264.

      Firefox is doing the same thing (on Windows it is ignoring the same video library, on Linux it is ignoring the ffmpeg library). Again the reason is to prevent it from understanding any video codec other than Ogg.

      Both will come up with some bullshit excuse for why they are doing this but the reason is to prevent the codec they don't like from being run in their program. Both Microsoft and Firefox are equally guilty of this.

    32. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      but android smartphone support h264 and firefox will have to just jump on board.

    33. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by grcumb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, everyone seems to be ready to drop flash for video playback, but what codec will their videos be encoded with?

      Answer: Whatever codec they choose, the world will adopt it.

      Never underestimate the promise of even simulated sex as a motivator. if there were porn on the moon, we'd already have a colony established.

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    34. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's easy. ffmpeg is free.

    35. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by Deadplant · · Score: 1

      yeesh, that would be a terrible solution.
      that's like saying "well, IE and firefox can't stick the the html standards but that's ok, we'll just make two copies of the www one for ie and one for firefox"

    36. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I know that, but there is no h.264 support. Most websites' attitude to Opera support is that they can use something else.

    37. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by PylonHead · · Score: 1

      You need two formats to cover all modern browsers. Not complicated. Plenty of people do it already.

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    38. Re:Yeah that sounds nice - but using what codec? by dannys42 · · Score: 1

      ASCII art is the way to go. All you need is JavaScript. Or perhaps what we need is an aalib browser plugin.

  10. One has to wonder by cognoscentus · · Score: 4, Funny

    What the batteries are for...?

    1. Re:One has to wonder by stealth_finger · · Score: 0

      Laptops I guess or ummmm ..... yeah

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    2. Re:One has to wonder by aldld · · Score: 1

      They're for laptops, duh. For the pervert on the go!

    3. Re:One has to wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fucking batteries, how do they work?

    4. Re:One has to wonder by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      It is truly sad that people nowadays associate batteries+masturbation with laptops rather then vibrators...

  11. Quite an extrapolation by ergo98 · · Score: 1, Troll

    The whole porn thing is so incredibly boring, and casts a pall over technology. No, Blu-ray didn't win because of porn. Nor did VHS win because of porn. No is Flash going to die because of porn.

    But really the cutest is when someone desperate for attention, hoping onto the dogpile, becomes an industry. Especially when it's encrusted with caveats ("if HTML5 was supported by all browsers, they all supported the same codecs, they all..."). Boring.

    1. Re:Quite an extrapolation by HerculesMO · · Score: 1

      Using the term "porn" and "encrusted" is not a good combination.

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  12. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How soon can I claim that flash has gone the way of Betamax and HDDVD(A)?

    1. Re:So... by gyrogeerloose · · Score: 1

      How soon can I claim that flash has gone the way of Betamax and HDDVD(A)?

      However long it takes will be too long--even if it was tomorrow.

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  13. Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There you go. Satisfied?

    1. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by JustinRLynn · · Score: 1

      That is actually how I read the headline the first time.
      ...How long until all porn is CG? Or at least performance capture ~ digital makeup (Avatar style)?

    2. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by Americano · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hopefully never, at least fully. I'd much prefer real, natural-looking girls to the cosmetic surgery-enhanced freaks that some of the porn stars have turned into today, and would be very disappointed to see it turn into a bunch of Sims-style "animated" bullshit.

    3. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by sleeping143 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't care if I sound like a troll: Fuck Avatar.

    4. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by Archades54 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not sure if you realize but amateur porn has taken off quite a bit, they're as real as you can get, actual couples having sex in loving relationships (but of course they are still voyeurous and adventurous for letting you watch). It's far better than the shit the pro's have, and with easier access to higher quality cameras it's getting even better in quality.

      What scares the producers is that people release it for free, for the love of sharing it so expect more and more in the future as attitudes are more relaxed and accepted.

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    5. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      While it's halfway funny that you're modded Informative, you really should be modded Insightful. I don't think it's gonna be a problem, though, given the amount of "amateur" porn sites out there.

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    6. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      ...How long until all porn is CG? Or at least performance capture ~ digital makeup (Avatar style)?

      In the future, all porn will be furry porn?

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    7. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by Americano · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I never knew that so many people were wondering what my thoughts were on cosmetic surgery in porn - that's the only reason I can figure it's considered "Informative". :)

      I don't mean to say that there's no place for "professionally" done porn, as some of the amateur stuff is frightening, too. I just think "CG" porn would end up with exaggerated "sexiness" to the point of freakishness, and the idea of some computer-generated girl just sort of defeats the purpose.

      I don't mind non-amateur, I just don't want to watch girls stuffed full of silicone and collagen.

    8. Re:Porn Industry Ready To Drop Flesh by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Actually CGI porn might have an advantage in that area - take any rescent game engine and and a simple control program, not even an AI, and make the virtual actors choosable, likeyou pick your characters in WoW, and then have them perform whatever the control program (movie script) tells them to. You can pick a pro porn actress, or you can pick the girl next door type. Or, the real thing, just couple of pictures, and the 3D engine does the rest, like photoshop's smart fill feature.

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  14. Does not expect 3D to gain mass acceptance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory link about 3D about to take off very rapidly:
    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/06/23/the-erotic-possibilities-of-the-3ds/

    1. Re:Does not expect 3D to gain mass acceptance? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really should read links before clicking on them at work, especially in a thread about porn.

  15. I thought I heard Jobs say... by tomcode · · Score: 5, Funny

    That the iPad would revolutionize online porn as we know it.

    Also, it wipes clean with a damp cloth.

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  16. One guy says... by sweatyboatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wikipedia says this company is pretty influential in the porn industry, though not the only player. I suppose it's sort-of interesting to hear what he thinks. Though there's no real meat to the article, it's almost like an anti-Flash astro-turf.

    I think all content producers are generally looking forward to moving to HTML5 video. That doesn't mean that Flash is dead. It could potentially mean that in 3-5 years Flash will not be used for video. Right now, Flash is pretty much the only option. In a year or two, HTML5 video will be a reasonable competitor. After that, well I guess it's up to Adobe to figure out ways of making their product more appealing than the baseline (which is HTML5). But they have a dominant position now, support of major players, and seem committed to improving their product. It's hard to discount them on the word of one porn producer.

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    1. Re:One guy says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though there's no real meat to the article[...]

      So it is CGI or SFW?

    2. Re:One guy says... by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think all content producers are generally looking forward to moving to HTML5 video.

      Without DRM, most content producers arent even entertaining the thought.

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      "His name was James Damore."
    3. Re:One guy says... by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      As a head's up - they're not influential, and they probably wrote their own Wikipedia entry.
      Digital Playground may be a large content producer, but it's for the DVD (read: offline) markets.

      They don't have a single website that's even a blip upon the radar.
      Having invested their all in what is a rapidly dying industry (Porn DVDs) - I wouldn't take a thing this guy says with a grain of salt.

    4. Re:One guy says... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter what the content providers package their video in.

      If it's not the default format for youporn.com, then nobody cares.

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    5. Re:One guy says... by owlnation · · Score: 1

      I think all content producers are generally looking forward to moving to HTML5 video. That doesn't mean that Flash is dead. It could potentially mean that in 3-5 years Flash will not be used for video.

      That very much does mean Flash is dead. Other than video, there's no sane reason to use Flash as a developer.

      Sure, you can use it for laying out websites -- but since a good, and growing, percentage of potential site visitors either can't use the site at all, or can only do so at risk of crashing their browser (all Mac users, for instance), you'll be getting less and less visitors as the days go on.

      Certainly, if you are not developing a commercial site and the number of visitors/potential customers isn't important to you, you can go ahead and use Flash to ensure certain design components lay out the way you want. However, if you are looking to make money, millions of iPad users with cash in their pockets will never see your site. You don't need their money -- fine, go ahead and use Flash. Otherwise, learn to code, and design better (with the user in mind) and use alternatives. Flash has never had the user penetration and acceptance that developers thought it had. It's always had problems, and many people/firms just never installed the plugins. But the iPad/iPhone means millions more people not using it. Those are rich millions too. Sure, the iPhone has a small percentage of overall phone sales. However, in some circles there's a lot of iPhone users -- I work in the film industry, almost everyone has an iPhone. Rich, creative people -- none of whom will see a Flash site for most of the day.

      Flash is currently useful for video, and some animations where perhaps a 360 of a product is needed. But HTML5 will replace that.

      Other than for video, Flash has always been the tool of dictators. Developers who want to control how you see and hear how they want you to see it. It is not a technology of choice, nor freedom. There is a reason why browsers have a back and forward button. But Flash developers hate you so much, they don't want you to use them. And that's why advertisers love Flash -- because it gives them a little piece of control of your computer.

      Flash is dying. The sooner it's dead the better. Fuck Flash.

    6. Re:One guy says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Porn is a commodity. Pretty girls are interchangeable and one blowjob looks much like another. It's not like the situation where your kid specifically wants to see the FluffPonies(TM) brand movie.

      When you've got a market like that, the ones who "aren't even entertaining the thought" of making money are going to be at a more significant disadvantage to the ones who do try to do business. DRM creates a pressure for people to abstain from transactions, and the healthier your market is, the harder it is to overcome that force. Commodity markets are great. Imagine two steel makers, one who sells their steel to anyone who will pay, and another who will only sell on the condition that it only be used to make items that will be painted red. The red guys aren't going to do well.

      I think porn is once again going to lead the way. Fuck the reds. Free markets will destroy them.

  17. Already happening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is already happening - youporn already works on the ipad, with no flash.

  18. Let's hope by Stumbles · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Adobe has had the final clue bat applied and truly fix their garbage. When the porn world speaks, others follow.

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  19. Fortunately by spamuell · · Score: 5, Funny

    the two minutes of battery life that my N900 can run flash for have so far proven sufficient.

    1. Re:Fortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, seriously, do N900 users have some inferiority/persecution complex that compels them to crowbar the fact that they use an N900 into every topic they can, regardless of whether or not it actually even vaguely fits the discussion at hand?

      "Well, sure, this site uses Flash, which I can use with my N900, but eats up the battery on my N900 so I..."

      "Yeah, I think that was posted on Kotaku, which I read on my N900, this morning..."

      "Apple's handling of the reception problem on the iPhone 4, which I obviously don't have because I have an N900, is indicative of..."

      "It's a shame that BP's oil collection and cleanup procedures are doing so badly. I have a lot of friends in the Gulf area who've told me, via phone calls on my N900, which is a phone that I own and I use and is so very much better than anything you have and is something I love a lot, about the hardships..."

    2. Re:Fortunately by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay, seriously, do N900 users have some inferiority/persecution complex that compels them to crowbar the fact that they use an N900 into every topic they can, regardless of whether or not it actually even vaguely fits the discussion at hand?

      Nope, actually both N900 users are very quiet and restrained people. The N900 fanboys who can't afford it but pretend they've own one are quite obnoxious though.

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    3. Re:Fortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My N900 is great. You can't beat the feeling of setting up a live-stream from its camera by sshing into it and connecting the devices with the pipes.

    4. Re:Fortunately by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      Why do I imagine someone pissing and shitting on their phone?

      My N900 is great. You can't beat the feeling of setting up a live-stream from its camera by sshing into it and connecting the devices with the pipes.

    5. Re:Fortunately by JonnyAwesome · · Score: 1

      I recently attended a Nokia market research focus group for the N900. It was surreal being in a room with seven other people who'd bought one...

    6. Re:Fortunately by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do we have here? An itard?

    7. Re:Fortunately by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Wrong thread. iphone discussion is happening somewhere else.

  20. ..Nonsense by Archon-X · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, this is just nonsese.

    1. Digital Playground are nobodies in the online porn market. Yes, they produce a lot of content, but it's all for the DVD market.
    2. One studio saying something isn't representative of an entire industry. It's actually called a 'Press Release'
    3. The vast majority of adult sites allow you to pick your poison in terms of video. Streaming is normally done via flash [.x/h264 mp4 being the norm], and allowing downloads in AVI/DivX/WMV/MPEG formats.
    4. What porn does provide is a solid statistics cross-section of internet users - and from the figures I see, flash usage is 96% or higher. The vast majority of purchasing users aren't high tech, they don't use noscript, they don't think flash is evil.
    5. Porn (and any commercial) sites aim to make their sites as available to as many people as possible. Forcing users to upgrade browsers, attempting to change browsing habits, etc, is only going to lower the bottom line.

  21. 3D Porn is here now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called a hooker.

    1. Re:3D Porn is here now! by sexconker · · Score: 1

      I think you mean VD.

  22. Did they do battery tests? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Who says HTML5 video is any easier on batteries than Flash? If anybody has done a study on that, I haven't seen it.

    1. Re:Did they do battery tests? by bcmm · · Score: 1

      Who says HTML5 video is any easier on batteries than Flash? If anybody has done a study on that, I haven't seen it.

      Flash will not use a GPU's hardware video acceleration, will not use it's decoding acceleration (on cards that have that), and perhaps more importantly, also does not use the dedicated DSPs which an increasing number of mobile devices use to avoid doing video decoding on the CPU. Instead, everything is one on the CPU, which is typically much less efficient at those tasks.

      As a real-world example, using the Flash version of BBC iPlayer kills the battery on an N900, but it will play the same content, downloaded with the wonderful get_iplayer perl script and viewed in the built-in media player, for hours, since the media player app uses a DSP.

      In short, studies are not needed here - it is common sense that flash will kill the battery on many devices, and it can also be easily observed.

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      Damn, my RAM is full of llamas.
    2. Re:Did they do battery tests? by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      In short, studies are not needed here - it is common sense that flash will kill the battery on many devices, and it can also be easily observed.

      mistaking what one thinks is "common sense" for a benchmark is what separates amateurs from professionals.

    3. Re:Did they do battery tests? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      err, not true with flash 10.1, tho i dont think the n900 will get a update.

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    4. Re:Did they do battery tests? by gbeagle2112 · · Score: 1

      I thought the flash hardware acceleration in 10.1 was a windows only thing? If that is true it won't help with the n900

    5. Re:Did they do battery tests? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.readwriteweb.com/archives/does_html5_really_beat_flash_surprising_results_of_new_tests.php

      No, they aren't battery tests, but they are %Computer Usage tests. If you don't feel like going to the link, the tests are wildly variant, with Flash beating out HTML5 in some browsers and HTML5 beating out Flash in others.

      And Flash 10.1 does use a GPU's hardware acceleration, if it can access it.

    6. Re:Did they do battery tests? by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      One of the features of Flash 10.1 is that it supports video hardware decoding. This is available today. Flash also does offer a lot of other things that, at present, there's no real equivalent of in HTML5, although it might be possible to create some of them with some effort.

      http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/features/

      As far as I know, only the preview versions of IE9 are known to use hardware acceleration. However, it is possible that other browsers also use it for video, at least, and I was simply unaware.

        * Note that this post does not in any way endorse the continued existence of Flashplayer; it merely attempts to correct misinformation.

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    7. Re:Did they do battery tests? by hitmark · · Score: 1

      my understanding is that it will be available anywhere they can get it to work, like say android.

      but as windows is the biggest platform out there, and its needed especially on netbooks, that was where they focused their marketing efforts.

      it will for instance be able to make use of this:
      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Video_Acceleration_API

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  23. Standards compliance by Wowsers · · Score: 0

    "Porn" and "standards". There's two words you'd never think of seeing together.

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    Take Nobody's Word For It.
  24. And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work in the Adult Industry on a Content Management System for paysites. We just demonstrated support for the iPad at the recent Xbiz show using H.264.

    It's fine and dandy that one company has proclaimed that they'd get rid of Flash given the chance. That doesn't say much for the rest of the industry, now, does it?

    I know there are a lot of Open Source Advocates on Slashdot, but let's face it: Paysite operators are in the game to maximize their profits. This is done by:

    a) Reaching as many people and devices as possible.
    b) Decreasing bandwidth
    c) Minimizing disk space and hardware.

    They don't care about the war between WebM and H.264. They only care about having their sites work with as many people as possible. In this case, HTML5 brings iPad support to their sites.

    The problem here ultimately is that the codec war with HTML5 is still undecided. If you're going to use HTML5's video element exclusively, you're going to end up being FORCED to use two formats of video for all the browsers - one for WebM and one for H.264.

    That's all well and good, but multiple formats takes up space. Granted a lot of pay sites offer multiple download options like WMV, DivX and Quicktime, but when it comes to watching a full movie in a browser, only one format is needed here - H.264. Let the browsers that support H.264 use the video tag. Let browsers that don't use a Flash player backup.

    This still won't change after WebM has support within Flash because of the iPhone and iPad. As the mobile arena heats up, WebM will start to appear lacking without Apple support. Even though the iPhone is a small percentage of the total phone market, it says a lot when the CEO has one and wants his websites to work on it.

    So in sum - flash isn't going anywhere. It will remain as a backup player for 5 years mininum.

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    1. Re:And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      How much porn is served these days in GIF format?

      Flash could disappear in a couple of months with a couple of browser rollouts.

    2. Re:And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by boudie2 · · Score: 0

      And my objective is to minimize their profits. I do this by using forums, bit torrent and rapidshare. Porn is just way better when you get it for free. And I wouldn't be getting carried away with calling it an Industry ... unless you want to start calling the Mafia and the Hells Angels the Enforcement Industry. I'm getting old, but the thrill of it is almost more in finding it (for free) than actually watching. After all, 90% of it is pretty poor, I've seen enough bad boob jobs to last a lifetime.

    3. Re:And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Flash could disappear in a couple of months with a couple of browser rollouts.

      And the simple task of converting all the current Flash developers to HTML5.

      I know! It all sounds so simple, doesn't it? That's the beauty of the whole idea: All we need to do is get the decade or so worth of Flash game websites out there (Armor Games, NewGrounds, Kongregate, etc) and Flash-based cartoons to just suddenly convert their entire libraries to another language, architecture, set of art tools, set of resources, and set of formats. And for the lazy ones, we can easily run them through a JS Flash emulator at roughly 5% of the speed and zero hardware acceleration, because seriously, who needs it to run that fast? Should be all done in a couple hours, globally, once I say so, starting......... now! Go!

    4. Re:And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is the porn industry like the Mafia? You realize it's legal, right?

    5. Re:And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if my aunt had a dick she'd by my uncle...

      right on.
      article headline represents subby's fantasy not TFA's content.
      Shouldn't this article headline be "Porn industry unable to drop flash for html5 because html5 video doesn't even exists as a standard yet."

  25. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who cares about battery life? Porn is only watched in increments of 5-10 minutes anyway.

  26. HD-DVD by drumcat · · Score: 1

    Remember the porn industry backed HD-DVD, too.

    1. Re:HD-DVD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an edge case -- turns out, no one really wants to see porn in HD on a big screen...

  27. Wow... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

    People still pay for porn on the Internet? There's basically an unlimited quantity available for free. You can spend 15 minutes on a free porn site with downthemall and collect more porn than my buddies and I had combined when we were teenagers 20 years ago. And it will be waaaaaaaaaaaaay dirtier.

    1. Re:Wow... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      We're all paying for porn on the Internet.

      Between the costs for regulatory compliance and extra bandwidth, and the demand pressure from porn-addicted users, the price of an average internet connection is bound to be higher than if porn just wasn't an issue.

      And then there's the cost of dealing with the malware served up by porn sites. It might live somewhere else, but there aren't many "somewhere else's" that could proliferate like porn does and still get enough traffic to make them a proper honeypot.

    2. Re:Wow... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, but then all your porn is in 30-second out takes, which leaves little room for clever dialog, plot development, character development, or artistic camera work!

      Wait... am I the only one that actually watches these movies all the way to the end?

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    3. Re:Wow... by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      You can spend 15 minutes on a free porn site with downthemall and collect more porn than my buddies and I had combined when we were teenagers 20 years ago. And it will be waaaaaaaaaaaaay dirtier.

      Just watch, this is going to represent a MAJOR generation gap between those of us who were teenages prior to the Internet, and those who grow up afterwards.

      When we were kids, porn was a very timid and meager thing, maybe a playboy or if your dad was really a perve, a Hustler here and there. We had no video, no hardcore sex, no girl/girl, no monkeys, donkeys, etc.

      Now kids get instantaneous access to unlimited depths of perversion at a whim. This is going to have VERY real results in sexual expression, that adults are not going to understand in the slightest.

      I'm just going to say it now. You kids get off my lawn.

    4. Re:Wow... by bjourne · · Score: 1

      That's like saying there are billions of pages on the internet so why would anyone need Google? They serve basically the same funciton.

    5. Re:Wow... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I've had that exact discussion with friends who have children. I'm not a bluenose at all, but I have to say that this is one of the few times in which the old conservative saw "but that's not how it was when we were young..." is actually completely true. That doesn't mean it's going to turn out badly, necessarily, but it's worth thinking about. Most people are comfortable in thinking that Little Johnny isn't going to be hurt by Playboy, or even a little Penthouse/Hustler, but modern porn can give you a whole lot more than that.

      I was the porn buyer for my group of friends - I looked a little older, and I knew a store that didn't care. The most exotic thing we ever came across was a woman who could knot her labia minora. (Which was, I must say, impressive. Disturbing, but impressive.) One guy had an older brother who rented a porn from the local store-with-a-back-room-for-adults-only and copied it. That was all the video porn we had - maybe an hour's worth. And that was in 1992, right when today's HS grads were being born. Bukkake? Never heard of it. A2M? Considered extremely exotic. DP? Rare. Fetish porn? There was no Rule 34 back then. You're right, even a ten-year gap in age produced a massive shift.

    6. Re:Wow... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      If you have some real fetish needs, then I guess you need a search engine. Otherwise? First hit for "porn blog" on Google is Fleshbot, and if you can't find your way from there, well, I'm not sure anything other than bespoke will suit you.

    7. Re:Wow... by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Some things can't be duplicated, like the privilege of watching a live feed on one of kink.com's websites and chatting with the models during the shoot in real-time. Nothing but a site subscription can get you that experience.

      You're right, a lot of the porn people pay for they could be getting for free, but there IS a niche market for those who demand interactive porn, and/or access to a higher-quality product without having to wade through a bunch of malware-infested warez sites.

  28. Insightful, as well as interesting by jamrock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "We realise the iPhone market is massive and we want iPr0n portable"

    Spot on. Start-ups are already advertising for girls for iPhone 4 FaceTime video sex chat services. From a Craigslist ad:

    iPhone 4 FaceTime Video Sex Line Chat - free iPhone 4 (NYC/LI) Date: 2010-06-27, 12:06PM EDT Reply to: job-dqsyj-1813619670@craigslist.org

    Starting an online interactive pornography firm where woman will use the iphone 4 to video chat with potential customers on a pay as you go basis. Hours are flexible, pay will increase as the business builds. Woman will receive a free iphone 4 to use as personal time when not working. Woman will talk to potential clients and chat with them and perform various acts as desired by clients. All information will be confidential.

  29. Controlling content via flash by stimpleton · · Score: 1

    Flash is hawking an advantage in DRM etc, whereas HTML5 might allow greater ripping of content.

    Unfortunately, this argument is falling away for Adobe as it can be noted porn sites push downloadable and unrestricted content as it turns out consumers want that.

    The one area where streaming is an advantage is for those that wish to skip to certain points in the film and are not interested in the rest of the film.Flash and HTML5 allows easy seeking obviously.

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  30. The last nail by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If that wasn't a death kiss, nothing is. As i predicted, in 2 years flash will be a distant ( bad ) memory. And its Adobe's own damned fault really, they had the market, but threw it away by being pig headed.

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    1. Re:The last nail by mjwx · · Score: 1

      If that wasn't a death kiss, nothing is. As i predicted, in 2 years flash will be a distant ( bad ) memory

      In two years Flash will still be the only consistent, multi-platform framework for video and interactive applications (Java as it is, is good for applications but is just not totally consistent and different Java versions cause trouble). HTML5 will be fragmented and useless because Apple and MS are intent on forcing the use of proprietary codecs and removing features that do not meet with iApproval. HTML 5 will get nowhere until companies like Apple and Microsoft are removed from it's development as they will simply fail to create a usable standard equivalent to Flash because of their need for control.

      I dont like flash that much but seriously, if you're placing your hopes into an Apple bastardised version of HTML to compete with it you are extremely naive. If the IEEE or another group with diverse interests were able to make the standard then you might have a chance of toppling flash in maybe 5 years.

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  31. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, I first read "Porn Industry Ready to Drop Flesh" as if dropping clothes off is not enough!

  32. I still don't get it by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm just dense. But I still don't understand the big deal about HTML5 and how it makes Flash go away. Yes, I hate Flash, but HTML 5 doesn't magically play video all by itself. You still have to have some sort of player/codec installed on your computer. Everyone doesn't have h264, theora or whatever. Almost everyone has Flash. I fail to understand how HTML 5 changes this.

    1. Re:I still don't get it by ledow · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because instead of having a Turing-capable, complete independent virtual machine sitting in a browser just to look at a few pictures, I can just have a "link" to a bog-standard video that plays just like the old "embed" tags for a standardised video codec that people can include direct in the browser. Instead of the security nightmare of constant Flash updates, forced toolbar installations, breakage of old Flash sites just because you upgrade to new Flash versions, integration with webcams, microphones and other shit I can just have: a "video" tag that specifies... well.. the URL of a video, that any player *I* choose can integrate with my web browser and play.

      It also doesn't slow to a dead crawl just because you load up a couple of sites that have video on them because everything is fighting to run its own code to show a "play" button on top of the video in a fancy 3D, alpha-blended, anti-aliased, sound-effect generated way. Basically, it makes everything simpler, like back in the day when you could just say "embed this MIDI" (although that was a hideous disaster, admittedly) and stops relying on the need for a non-portable, third-party, closed source plugin that spends 90% of its time NOT showing video.

  33. Shouldn't that headline be.. by kindbud · · Score: 1

    Porn Industry Ready To Drop Trou and Flash?

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  34. iPad ready porn by gig · · Score: 2, Informative

    Many porn sites are already iPad ready. I've heard (cough cough) that the experience is much better.

    http://youporn.com/

    http://pornhub.com/

    http://extremetube.com/

    A big part of this is how cheap and easy it is to do HTML5+H.264 video. The video editing tools all have H.264 encoders, including batch encoding at least in Final Cut, and a standalone encoder is $29. Of course any HTML coder can learn the video tag. Flash is unreasonably complicated by comparison and also $599 a seat.

    1. Re:iPad ready porn by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Or, more to the point, all of these sites were already using mp4/h264 as their format of choice, and for flash, using out of the box players (jw player / flow player)
      It comes down to increasing / maintaining hold on of their audience.

      It has nothing to do with cost - especially for for YouPorn and the ilk.
      They run *nix based encoding systems built of ffmpeg / mplayer - did you really think they were sitting down cutting each clip in FinalCut?

      The entire YP staff base is about 6 guys in total, with about 3 being active (ie, day to day) workers.

    2. Re:iPad ready porn by nyctopterus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Looking at it the other way, Flash SWFs import the very same h.264 file that you can serve raw. Adding h.264 support is as easy as serving up the file you already had without the Flash wrapper. It's a no-brainer.

    3. Re:iPad ready porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.pornhub.com/information#faq

      Help! The videos don't play at all! What do I do?

      To make sure that we provide only the highest possible quality videos, you will need to download Flash 9.0 (or higher) to view videos. If you don't yet have Flash 9.0, you can download it...

      You're just making shit up, aren't you?

    4. Re:iPad ready porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact don't need to pay anything to legitimately create H.264 or Flash video. Have a look at ffmpeg some time.

    5. Re:iPad ready porn by Dabootys · · Score: 1

      http:www.dabootys.com will be on iPad shortly

  35. 3D tv... by the_hellspawn · · Score: 0

    is for suckas! Go on lemmings and ride right off that cliff. Follow the sounds of morons.

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  36. is HTML5 better on battery life? by LodCrappo · · Score: 1

    FTA: "Flash brings everything to a crawl and has an impact on battery life"

    I've heard similar sentiments in other quasi-news tech articles, but haven't all actual test done so far found that HTML5 is about the same as flash on battery life and cpu usage? where does the idea that it will be better in these areas than flash come from? I think HTML5 has merit as a standard, but whats with the marketing spin?

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    1. Re:is HTML5 better on battery life? by nyctopterus · · Score: 1

      On a Mac, at least, CPU usage is about double for the same H.264 file played through Flash as through a tag. This is especially noticeable on machine like mine, where 720p videos play just fine in a browser, but 720p Flash videos stutter.

    2. Re:is HTML5 better on battery life? by LodCrappo · · Score: 1

      hmmm. a quick test on Windows 7 here reveals the same thing, double CPU use for Flash. However, it's 1-2 percent of 1 of 4 cores vs 3-4 percent, hardly something to worry about.

      (this isn't a fancy computer, an older quad core intel processor)

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    3. Re:is HTML5 better on battery life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you update your graphics drivers and Flash on your Mac? Remember, Apple only gave Adobe the hardware acceleration APIs it needed just a few months ago.

      I have a 5 year old Windows machine that can barely play HD outside the browser in software acceleration. Thankfully with a ATi 4850 AGP acceleration, both seem playable.

  37. "No Reason?!" by bradgoodman · · Score: 1
    No Reason?! How about....

    Adaptive bitrate streaming?

    Sparse Caching in CDNs?

    Standardization of Codecs - knowing that the browser that's play the video will have the codec you need?

    Being able to fast-forward (think: Moneyshot) without downloading the whole video first?

    HTML5 is a very weak video solution.

  38. not any time soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey i'm a flash designer/developer and if html5 was truly supported as a standard across all browsers then i would drop flash too! the fact is that it isn't and probably won't either in terms of video codecs and CSS so i'll be sticking with flash and probably so will lots of companies until standards actually become standards rather than each browsers take on a standard.

  39. One big problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flash isn't slower than HTML5. For video, using the same codecs, they use about the same amount of CPU. For just about everything else, including vector and bitmap graphic animations, Flash is faster and uses less CPU to achieve the same performance. People have been taking it on faith that HTML5 is faster, but the moment you actually start looking for performance comparisons, you learn the reverse is true.

  40. Porn, Flash, and Drop... by AKJammer · · Score: 1

    The author just wanted to be able to use those three words in a posting to see if he could get a rise out of someone.

  41. flash is dead by BreazySpeculation · · Score: 0

    There you go. Now that porn has declared flash inadequate it is time for a Flash death watch. I am serious.

  42. Long enough? by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1

    Why do I care about extending battery life. I only need to have the porn sites going to 2, 3 minutes tops.

  43. *cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This epidemic is just terrible.

  44. Porn = innovators? by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting how the porn industry is constantly pushing the limits of technology to the point where they are the only true innovators in film and photography any more.
    What's up with that?

  45. Misleading Title by vaguestalker · · Score: 1

    For a balanced view http://business.avn.com/articles/Joone-Points-to-HTML-5-as-Future-of-Web-Content-Delivery-401434.html from the people charged with professionally covering these things. No surprise sensationalism would find its way to /.

  46. this just in by SQLz · · Score: 1

    This just in! Playing video on battery powered devices drains the battery faster! Unless you use HTML5! It breaks the laws of physics and actually charges your battery!

  47. anonymous coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm done with flash. I can't lose my social life.