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  1. Re:HOWEVER on Urine Passes NASA Taste Test · · Score: 1

    From your high userid

    Dude, UIDs are up to the 1.4M range now. I don't think you can call his "high" when it falls into the bottom 50%.

  2. Re:Tell that to the guy on Urine Passes NASA Taste Test · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Tell that to the guy in this movie

    WTF? You should have linked to Dune, not frigging Waterworld! Now go hand in your geek card.

  3. Neat on Urine Passes NASA Taste Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    However, I don't think anybody wants to drink this warm, so better make that piss frosty.

  4. Re:One other factor... on Success Not Just a Matter of Talent · · Score: 1

    Some people are just born "lucky." The rest of us actually have to work.

    Too true. You get the flamebait mods because most people are intensely wrapped up in the fantasy that they too can be rich and successful if they just work a little harder. "Tell them the truth, and they will hate you for it."

  5. Re:Mr. Heilmann, you should talk to Mrs. Streisand on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: 1

    You have swallowed too much koolaid and don't seem to have any desires left within you.

    What the? Where do you come up with this shit? As a bonafide (trying to recover) workaholic, I can only laugh at your projection.

    If you refuse to work for yourself or provide for your family

    Oh, okay, you completely misunderstood the sentence of mine you quoted. Fucking time waster.

    Does someone magically reward you for doing a better job and give you more then them? Oh wait, that would be a capitalist value.

    This is why I rank capitalism with all the other cults. The inverse of that sentence isn't true either. Have fun believing it.

    It allows you to apply yourself and better your situation.

    It also allows travel in the other direction, but that rarely makes it into the brochure, doesn't it?

    Money is the most powerful weapon in the world. Why should we let the 1% of the world who own all the guns lay down the law?

  6. Re:Mr. Heilmann, you should talk to Mrs. Streisand on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mean like the USSR ?

    No, the USSR did shit Hitler only dreamed about. At least Hitler let the white middle class mostly alone. In the USSR, you weren't safe no matter who you were until at least '57.

    Lefty politics necessitate totalitarianism.

    You can keep saying it, but it doesn't make it true.

    Communism and socialism can only be imposed by force of arms, unlike capitalism.

    No, capitalism can only be imposed by force of threat of poverty, which to me, is much more insidious. Money (wealth) is a weapon, too.

  7. Re:I don't get it on "Heat Wheel" Could Lower Data Center Power Bills · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    but it has unwanted head

    Nice Freudian slip. You don't like getting a blowjob, then?

  8. Re:Mr. Heilmann, you should talk to Mrs. Streisand on Politician Forces German Wikipedia Off the Net · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh right ... it translates to "socialist".

    Both Hitler and yourself can keep calling him and the nazi party socialist all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that the country was run pretty much as a Totalitarian regime focused on unilateral warfare, hyper-patriotism and strong law & order credentials, which is about as far from socialism as you can get.

    Thanks for playing!

  9. Re:So... on Net Neutrality Vets Join Obama FCC Transition Team · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're technically right, but with all the overlays and shit they put right over the shows these days, you could easily find many OTA and cable networks who realistically push over 30 minutes of advertising per hour.

  10. Re:Refreshing on Net Neutrality Vets Join Obama FCC Transition Team · · Score: 1

    But can we PLEASE stop comparing him to Kennedy and Lincoln before he has even started?

    Sure, but you're going to have to tell the right-wing 'tards to stop hyperventilating about him being the antichrist. while you're at it.

  11. Re:No directions? on Google Earth Recreates Ancient Rome · · Score: 4, Funny

    No directions?

    Sure! Let's assume, like a majority of geeks, you're in SoCal...

    1. Build Time Machine (0 mi.)
    2. Travel Back to 320 AD (-0 mi.)
    3. Walk to the East Coast of the US (3782 mi.)
    4. Build boat (0 mi.)
    5. Paddle to Italy (4890 mi.)
    6. Head NE to Rome (45 mi.)

    See? That was easy!

  12. Re:Motion Sickness on Early Reviews Reflect Well On Mirror's Edge · · Score: 1

    New sig, ta.

  13. Re:OMGITSSOOOOOSHINY on Study Finds iPhone Twice As Reliable As BlackBerry · · Score: 1

    With the iphone, Apple controls it.

    Silly AC, no they don't. I jailbreaked mine!

  14. Re:back on the streets on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm willing to bet that criminal market would be exactly as big as it is today.

    So, even though prostitutes wouldn't have to spend precious time and resources looking over their shoulder, getting arrested, going to court, going to prison, going to halfway houses, being able to file charges on their pimp should they still bother to have one, NOTHING will change? I think you need to show your work there.

    We do have a duty to reduce activity that harms others

    It would also be nice if we didn't enact laws that do exactly the thing they're "supposed" to be protecting. Awww, who am I kidding, let's just go ban something else!

  15. Re:Analogy to copyright? on Craigslist Agrees With State AGs To Curb "Erotic Services" Ads · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would I have had better luck with a car analogy?

    Yes. What you did was like slowing down the car with the handbrake instead of downshifting.

  16. Re:My tears will fill an ocean on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Hey, we can only work with what we're given. Try harder.

  17. Re:Can't help it...nerdiness too strong...must pos on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Very funny, thanks for the link.

  18. Re:My tears will fill an ocean on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    The Iraq war sucks and all, but.. "Horrific"?

    Wow...what a clueless tool you are.

  19. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    You mean like the Democrats did in 2000 and 2004?

    Now that you mention it, it would be nice to see the Republicans bend over for the Dems the way the Dems have the last 8 years. Come on, it's reach around time!

  20. Re:Anti-White Racism in the Afro Community on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Anti-white racism in the African-American community is ugly.

    Maybe. But it sure is delicious!

  21. Re:Two words on Barack Obama Wins US Presidency · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the other completely neutral news organizations..right.

    Correct, they're not neutral. As they're all owned by conglomerates, they lean corporatist.

  22. Re: 'MP3: 100% Compatible' != legit on New "MP3 100% Compatible" Logo For DRM-Free Music · · Score: 1

    How does use of the logo show you're legit? I bet there are plenty of pirate and torrent sites that could stick that logo right on their front page today.

    And your point is? They could tell me they have the cure for cancer and I, aware that I am on a freaking torrent site, will take that pronouncement with the required grains of salt.

    Whole point's moot anyway. With Sony's rootkit et. al, do as Mulder did: Trust No One.

  23. Sweet on New "MP3 100% Compatible" Logo For DRM-Free Music · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The tide has turned: A once geek-only outrage will now be slowly taken up by the AOL like masses.

    About frigging time.

  24. Re:How about frustration free snack bags? on Amazon Launches "Frustration-Free Packaging" · · Score: 1

    MOD PARENT UP!

    Why I'm treated like a criminal when all I want to do is dust the front of my Sephiroth t-shirt in Cheetos orange is something I'll never know!

  25. Re:Repeat after me on Resisting the PGP Whole Disk Encryption Craze · · Score: 1

    Marketing is a succulent, open faced potroast sandwich.

    Well, that sounds fabulous! I'll buy that for a dollar!