I think people prefer dogs to cats because cats are essentially vermin like rats:)
On a more serious note though, I think it has more to do with dogs being willing to please and cats just not giving a shit.
The freedom to pay income taxes ? The freedom to invade other countries for oil ? The freedom to have your government spy on you incessantly in the name of 'national security' ? The freedom to live on the street and go hungry ?
Hmmmm kinda like Homer Simpsons land of chocolate aint it;-)
Humility and patience may work for a lot of companies; particularly if you are working mainly with men. I have worked in I.T in many organisations mainly made up of women and I can tell you his response IS perfectly justified. This is the main reason I will NEVER EVER work for a law firm again, legal secretaries are EVIL, EVIL I tell you.
Yes But Does It Run Linux ? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these:)
Introducing the **NEW** President Bush Powered Linux Installer.
With a 100% money back guarantee that it will both invade and
conquer all Microsoft based partitions on your hard drive in the
never ending pursuit of MWMD's (Microsoft Weapons Of Mass Destruction).
'No Fucking Way' I had a similar situation at my work where my boss has been putting pressure on me to unblock ports and lax security. No way you could reason with him or say 'No Fucking Way', so I wrote him a Memo outlining the dangers of what he wanted me to do. He still wouldn't back down and told me it's his business and I'm paid by him to do as I'm told. I now start exactly on time not earlier and I leave exactly on time regardless if the network is down....
Hmmm rail gun huh, but how do you get the enemy onto the tracks ?. Paint a big X at the end of the track and suspend an anvil over it, shoot the suspended anvil with the rail gun ?.
Gotta admit it's just another brilliant idea from the country which will bring us all the recession we had to have (beacause americans are too greedy) now coming to an economy near you.
I agree with you, I think it's much more probable. The Government was testing a top secret flying chicken aircraft, it malfunctioned.....Possibly as Chickens are not so good at flying long distances and the occupants escaped in an egg escape pod which didn't work so well. Upon recovery it was noticed the occupants (possibly aliens) strangely resembled an omelette. In other late breaking news it is suspected Steve Ballmer of Microsoft corporation has obtained illegal alien anal probe technology in the hopes to build this feature into Microsoft's fledgling Windows Vista operating system....Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates has been reported as saying 'It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature' when questioned on the new alien anal probe technology......More later on this fast breaking story as it happens.
I agree with you. The Government was testing a top secret flying chicken aircraft, it malfunctioned.....Possibly as Chickens are not so good at flying long distances and the occupants escaped in an egg escape pod which didn't work so well. Upon recovery it was noticed the occupants (possibly aliens) strangely resembled an omelette. In other late breaking news it is suspected Steve Ballmer of Microsoft corporation has obtained illegal alien anal probe technology in the hopes to build this feature into Microsoft's fledgling Windows Vista operating system....Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates has been reported as saying 'It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature' when questioned on the new alien anal probe technology......More later on this fast breaking story as it happens.
No...don't go with the status quo, don't associate the word 'Bush' with unjust wars or oil monopolies......When I hear the words 'Bush', the two things that come to mind are.... Economic mismanagement it's pretty obvious the American economy is bracing itself for a recession and ethnic cleansing in New Orleans; yeah lets wait till all the poor black people are dead before we send anything. Bush just needs to find himself a Monica, it worked well for Clinton.
He He 'fearless leader George W. Bush'. Now give us all your oil, or well invade and take it anyway cos we are bigger than you.....Reminds me of that age old saying....One in the hand is worth two in the bush
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I think people prefer dogs to cats because cats are essentially vermin like rats :)
On a more serious note though, I think it has more to do with dogs being willing to please and cats just not giving a shit.
I, for one, wish to welcome our new Chinese overlords. :)
Wow you wrote the first Gay BBC program
Hmmm what freedom is that exactly ?
;-)
The freedom to pay income taxes ?
The freedom to invade other countries for oil ?
The freedom to have your government spy on you incessantly in the name of 'national security' ?
The freedom to live on the street and go hungry ?
Hmmmm kinda like Homer Simpsons land of chocolate aint it
Humility and patience may work for a lot of companies; particularly if you are working mainly with men. I have worked in I.T in many organisations mainly made up of women and I can tell you his response IS perfectly justified. This is the main reason I will NEVER EVER work for a law firm again, legal secretaries are EVIL, EVIL I tell you.
Yes But Does It Run Linux ? Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these :)
Introducing the **NEW** President Bush Powered Linux Installer. With a 100% money back guarantee that it will both invade and conquer all Microsoft based partitions on your hard drive in the never ending pursuit of MWMD's (Microsoft Weapons Of Mass Destruction).
And the lesbian womens rights I.T students scream FUD CRIME !!! FUD CRIME !!! FUD CRIME !!!
Hmmm I don't think we have produced anything useful since the Microbee http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MicroBee :)
Ewwwww you run VISTA :)
Bah erector sets are old tech, take two Viagras and call her in the morning. :)
Hmmmm something tells me you are an American. :)
'No Fucking Way' I had a similar situation at my work where my boss has been putting pressure on me to unblock ports and lax security. No way you could reason with him or say 'No Fucking Way', so I wrote him a Memo outlining the dangers of what he wanted me to do. He still wouldn't back down and told me it's his business and I'm paid by him to do as I'm told. I now start exactly on time not earlier and I leave exactly on time regardless if the network is down....
Of course they do.....If we had enough oil they would have invaded us too.
Ahhhh !! Computers Can Do That ? (c) Homer Simpson
Ummm how exactly do you know what Cum tastes like ? :)
Hmmm nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft ? wasn't that IBM's pun in the 80's
Yes but are YOU the right TOOL for the job :)
With a pound of butter and a whole lota patience, you can open sauce your cat !!.
Hmmm rail gun huh, but how do you get the enemy onto the tracks ?. Paint a big X at the end of the track and suspend an anvil over it, shoot the suspended anvil with the rail gun ?. Gotta admit it's just another brilliant idea from the country which will bring us all the recession we had to have (beacause americans are too greedy) now coming to an economy near you.
Billy G is not your lover,
Hes just the guy that thinks, you are the one
But the Linux Penguin, is not your son
Woo Woo Woo
I agree with you, I think it's much more probable. The Government was testing a top secret flying chicken aircraft, it malfunctioned.....Possibly as Chickens are not so good at flying long distances and the occupants escaped in an egg escape pod which didn't work so well. Upon recovery it was noticed the occupants (possibly aliens) strangely resembled an omelette. In other late breaking news it is suspected Steve Ballmer of Microsoft corporation has obtained illegal alien anal probe technology in the hopes to build this feature into Microsoft's fledgling Windows Vista operating system....Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates has been reported as saying 'It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature' when questioned on the new alien anal probe technology......More later on this fast breaking story as it happens.
I agree with you. The Government was testing a top secret flying chicken aircraft, it malfunctioned.....Possibly as Chickens are not so good at flying long distances and the occupants escaped in an egg escape pod which didn't work so well. Upon recovery it was noticed the occupants (possibly aliens) strangely resembled an omelette. In other late breaking news it is suspected Steve Ballmer of Microsoft corporation has obtained illegal alien anal probe technology in the hopes to build this feature into Microsoft's fledgling Windows Vista operating system....Microsoft's CEO Bill Gates has been reported as saying 'It's Not A Bug, It's A Feature' when questioned on the new alien anal probe technology......More later on this fast breaking story as it happens.
No...don't go with the status quo, don't associate the word 'Bush' with unjust wars or oil monopolies......When I hear the words 'Bush', the two things that come to mind are.... Economic mismanagement it's pretty obvious the American economy is bracing itself for a recession and ethnic cleansing in New Orleans; yeah lets wait till all the poor black people are dead before we send anything. Bush just needs to find himself a Monica, it worked well for Clinton.
Silver Surfer.....Is that you ?
He He 'fearless leader George W. Bush'. Now give us all your oil, or well invade and take it anyway cos we are bigger than you.....Reminds me of that age old saying....One in the hand is worth two in the bush