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Why the US Consumer Doesn't Deserve A Decent Robot

SkinnyGuy writes "PC Magazine has up a lengthy look at how differing cultural approaches and expectations for robots are setting the stage for Amercian consumers to miss out on the best robots have to offer. The first paragraph is kind of funny: 'Someday the robots will rise up and kill us all. They'll record our lives, obliterate our privacy, set off nuclear war, and eventually turn on us and eat our brains. If any of this ever did happen, it would serve us right. We, at least American consumers, don't deserve the future that robots really have to offer.'"

311 comments

  1. This.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    This is going to make it increasingly difficult for me to take over the world! I want to know who to blame.

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    1. Re:This.. by Farakin · · Score: 1

      "Wait, you cant leave! Your my only friend." "You sure you want a robot for a friend?" "Yeah, ever since I was 6"

    2. Re:This.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is going to make it increasingly difficult for me to take over the world! I want to know who to blame.

      This.

    3. Re:This.. by tritonman · · Score: 0

      Us Americans don't want a robot if it can't go get us a beer from the fridge. If it does anything else other than that, we don't want to pay extra for it!

    4. Re:This.. by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      Well seeing as how..."of all the friends I've had... you're the first." OK!

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    5. Re:This.. by esecasco · · Score: 2, Funny

      Agreed. I often find myself saying, "Yeah, I want a robot to get me beer"

    6. Re:This.. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Us Americans don't want a robot if it can't go get us a beer from the fridge. If it does anything else other than that, we don't want to pay extra for it! Well, here you go! Been around a while - still waiting for the mass production myself.
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    7. Re:This.. by pxlmusic · · Score: 0

      futurama FTW

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  2. Sounds like.... by miffo.swe · · Score: 2

    Is the United States current president really a robot from the future?

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    1. Re:Sounds like.... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, he's a robot from the past.

      Don't ask, it's complicated.

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    2. Re:Sounds like.... by Apple+Acolyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait a second, Al Gore isn't president.

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    3. Re:Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you idiot, a future Al Gore came back to the past as Dubya Shrub and became president. The real Dubya Shrub is dead somewhere. ;)

    4. Re:Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      His al-gore-ithms weren't quite up to the task, I guess.

    5. Re:Sounds like.... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Gore's not a robot. Whoever heard of a stiff, nonmoveabile robot? he's a statue!

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    6. Re:Sounds like.... by s.bots · · Score: 1

      If you think that is funny, I hope you get ripped apart by a rampaging robot.

    7. Re:Sounds like.... by cyphercell · · Score: 2, Funny
      Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future

      Thousands of years ago into the future Christmas was the time for the Great Red Ape in Space to descend upon the white house, painting it with decorative red and green blood of Christmas elves, moving it to the north pole and claiming that "I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military", which is absolutely correct. You cannot win christmas militarily which is why I have come from thousands of years ago into the future to kill that great red ape, santa claus and run for president. My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions. Decisions like those that apply when considering the value of the social welfare of the Indonesian pierced spider monkeys, BUT at the end of the day I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, 'Mr. Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future President, here's what's on my mind.' And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device, I decide, you know, I say, 'THIS is what we're going to do. We're going to sell the white house soaked in the blood of christmas elves to Glenn Danzig so I can make love to Sigourney Weaver....'

      Thousands of years ago into the future...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Aqua_Teen_Hunger_Force_villains#Cybernetic_Ghost_of_Christmas_Past_from_the_Future

      Bushisms

      http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm

      synthesis is divine.

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    8. Re:Sounds like.... by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where the hell is Captain Braxton from the Federation Timeship Aeon when we need him. Ah, he's and Janeway are probably discussion the finer points of alternative slipstreams, conduits, and such.

      I say this president is a Vidiian, wraped in Kazon skin, cocooned by Talosian reconstructive techniques, and brought here by Gary Seven by mistake. It escaped and avoided the draft to Vietnam and bided its time until its masters from another part of the uniwerse installed it as occupant of the alienated, umm, alien nation ovulum office.

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    9. Re:Sounds like.... by Mattsson · · Score: 0

      I thought the robot from the future was currently acting as governor of california... =P

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    10. Re:Sounds like.... by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, I was on my way to Los Angeles california and I met this hitchhiker I ended up giving a ride to. She had told me over dinner in Kingman Arizona that Clinton and Gore were clever robots being controlled by someone ( I forget who). She said we actually voted for and elected the real Clinton but they were abducted shortly after the second election and was replace before their second term took effect.

      I cannot remember if this was the girl in '97 that was talking about the comet or if it was in '98-99 when I gave a ride to an axe murderer. I suspect the comet girl was involved in the heavens gate thing because she was fascinated with Halebob. I gave rides to three hitchhikers in that area (all women) between '96 and '99, and two of them turned out bad. The axe murderer told me she was running from her abusive and controlling husband who made her have sex with his friends while he watched among other things that were just as bad. I stopped at a truck stop to find her picture on the TVs in the drivers lounge claiming she was wanted for killing her husband and some of his friends. The other girl I gave a ride to was just some college kid who flunked out and was hitchhiking home. But I stopped entertaining the idea of helping people with rides after I met the axe murderer.

    11. Re:Sounds like.... by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      ...until its masters from another part of the uniwerse installed it...

      Mr. Checkov! Get your ass back to the Helm immediately!

      /P

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    12. Re:Sounds like.... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [Is the United States current president really a robot from the future?]
      No, he's a robot from the past.


      I doubt it because he's not aware of either.

    13. Re:Sounds like.... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Don't ask, it's complicated.

      Let me guess, it was an accident involving a robot contraceptive and a time machine?

    14. Re:Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly the only reason the US doesn't get the latest tech, robots or otherwise, from Japan is because they are still mighty pissed about WWII

    15. Re:Sounds like.... by Rei · · Score: 1

      No, you're thinking of the VP -- a giant mechanical monster, with freeway onramps for arms and a heart as black as coal. Ok, forget the freeway onramps.

      I'm thinking that, next time Cheney comes to town, I'm going to join whatever protesters happen to be outside with a big sign that reads:

      "Cheney --
            KLAATU BARADA NIKTO!"

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    16. Re:Sounds like.... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Umm, Chekov was the navigator, usually, except when he filled in for Spock (I'm only covering STTOS).

      Sulu was on the helm. But, I'll allow that you've been tuned into STTOS in another timeline, where things were different. Maybe a BETTER Earth than the one I'm on.

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    17. Re:Sounds like.... by kahrytan · · Score: 1

      Nope, current President is not a robot. Instead, he is a little green ..err. grey alien in disguise. You know, the alien that wants to destroy all humans .

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    18. Re:Sounds like.... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      See? Picking up hitch-hikers is a way to meet some really interesting people! ;) I always used to do that, then scare the hell out of them by driving fast while saying things like "sure beats walkin', eh?" ;)

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    19. Re:Sounds like.... by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      Brilliant!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_barada_nikto You're a genius, scholar, and comic, cheers!

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    20. Re:Sounds like.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was hilarious.

      What's that

      looks like a gay robot at the door....

      thunk, thunk!, THUNK!, THUNK!!, THUNK!!!

      AAAHHHHH!!!!!

      __/):|_
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      / /';'\ \

  3. obligatory by jahknow · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Sarah Connor blah blah

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  4. same story by tsjaikdus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The general public didn't care for the computer either, until it could do MSN.

    1. Re:same story by scottrocket · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I do remember a time when I would talk on and on about computers in everybody's household - and get blank stares. Com-pew--ter? I suspect the current generation of kids will embrace anthropomorphised(sic) robots in about ten-twenty years; but more likely we will see a gradual introduction of small, robot cars. Just speculation, I haven't any magic crystal ball-but I was right about computers! :)

    2. Re:same story by bdjacobson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I do remember a time when I would talk on and on about computers in everybody's household - and get blank stares. Com-pew--ter? I suspect the current generation of kids will embrace anthropomorphised(sic) robots in about ten-twenty years; but more likely we will see a gradual introduction of small, robot cars. Just speculation, I haven't any magic crystal ball-but I was right about computers! :) I think there's a lot of us out there right now willing to embrace anthropomorphised robots.
    3. Re:same story by thx1138_az · · Score: 1

      I think there's a lot of us out there right now willing to embrace anthropomorphised robots.

      We are talking about 'fembots' here? Right?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fembot

    4. Re:same story by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why just restrict ourselves to "fem" bots...

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    5. Re:same story by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Why just restrict ourselves to "fem" bots..."

      EEEwwww!! You're not advocating gay robots are you???

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    6. Re:same story by moderatorrater · · Score: 2, Insightful
      FTFA:

      American robot consumers have yet to comprehend the cost of the programming and mechanical complexity necessary to create effective, realistic, interactive robots. This could just have easily been titled "Why the US Consumer Doesn't Deserve a Viper." Anyone who thinks that we should be buying robots regardless of the price is an idiot. He cites the success of the Roomba and says that, were it a bipedal, humanoid-looking robot holding a vacuum hose, it wouldn't have done as well. That's one of those "Duh" moments for me. If it were a robot with a vacuum hose, anyone would be able to see that they wasted time and energy on making it look human rather than making it more functional. The Roomba is successful because of its excellent functionality. The size and shape make it ideal for vacuuming a carpet, where if it were anthropomorphized, it would have cost more and been worse.

      Give the American consumer a functional robot and we'll buy it. Give us something that looks ridiculous, maybe a little eerie, and costs more while being less functional, and we won't buy it.
    7. Re:same story by DaleGlass · · Score: 1

      Furry bots ;-)

      Actually, I wonder if anybody tried that yet. Probably less disturbing than human-like and easy to do. Probably would have cooling issues though.

    8. Re:same story by soupforare · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and here I thought he was talking about 'furbots'

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    9. Re:same story by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the thousands of Spaceballs references that would subsequently end up destroying the universe.

    10. Re:same story by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      My father bought a used Digital workstation for $30K for his law office so that he could use it to automate his contract work. He later bought a second one for our home because he was able to purchase it for $5K. I learned to program that one in BASIC. He was willing to pay this kind of money for these computers because they greatly simplified his business. However, no one is surprised that Digital didn't put a computer in every home at those prices.

      The same thing holds true for robots.

      The Aibo didn't sell well in the U.S. because it was expensive and useless. The fact that it resembled a dog had nothing to do with it.

    11. Re:same story by scottrocket · · Score: 1
      That's one of those "Duh" moments for me.

      And a "Duh" moment for me: I just realized that I have used, not one but two pool robots for a number of years (all through the nineties)! Granted, they are just dumb wall-crawlers with a psuedo randomizing routine built in; still, it's funny how they just seem to creep up on you and poof!, there they are before you know it. Like the Spanish Inquisition.

  5. so i can protect you by User+956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    PC Magazine has up a lengthy look at how differing cultural approaches and expectations for robots are setting the stage for Amercian consumers to miss out on the best robots have to offer.

    Look, they have stairs in their houses, and we have stairs in our houses. What's so hard about this?

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    1. Re:so i can protect you by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      Look, they have stairs in their houses, and we have stairs in our houses. What's so hard about this?

      My robot has telescoping legs to lift me to the second floor.

    2. Re:so i can protect you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am the pusher robot.

    3. Re:so i can protect you by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Look, they have stairs in their houses, and we have stairs in our houses.
      Daleks don't climb stairs -- they level the building.
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    4. Re:so i can protect you by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Daleks are not robots. They are cyborgs.

    5. Re:so i can protect you by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      Belial6 wrote:

      Daleks are not robots. They are cyborgs.

      Also, per the episode "Dalek" they can climb stairs by levitating.

    6. Re:so i can protect you by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      actually, wheel chair ramps are part of the secret plot... that way robots can get us anywhere!

    7. Re:so i can protect you by jdray · · Score: 1

      Daniel Keys Moran writes a lot about robots in his novels and short stories. Several of such can be found here. This clip is from The Last Dancer, a scene where a multi-legged "medbot" is trying to help someone escape a building by breaking a window and getting into a hover-cab... some thirty stories up.

      Callia Sierran swallowed. "Oh, Harry." She took a deep breath, turned to the medbot. "'Bot?"
      "Yes, Mademoiselle?"
      "Help me into the cab."
      The medbot considered the task. It had been taught to aid the elderly and infirm in and out of bathtubs, to climb stairs, to turn unconscious PATIENTS in their beds, to catch PATIENTS who were falling. This would require a similar set of motions; it could do it. "I can do that," it announced. The medbot examined the geometry of the situation--how very interesting. Between 109 and 113 centimeters separated the cab from the window ledge; the cab moved back and forth a bit. The medbot dropped back to the floor, and pushed the gurney slightly back from the window. It telescoped itself to its greatest height, reached up with all three of its grasping append-ages and grasped the edges of the windowsill. The top of the windowsill was too high for its primary grasping appendage to reach; the medbot flipped random numbers and switched over to the left edge of the windowsill, and held onto that edge with one of its secondary and its primary grasping appendage.
      It lifted itself up very slowly. It was capable of lifting considerably greater weights than itself; but not from this position. The edge of its front three feet were almost parallel with the bottom ledge; it extended its legs, saw its front feet touch the ledge, and crept forward, centimeter by centimeter, until all six of its feet were firmly grasping the bottom ledge.
      The PATIENT said softly, "Good 'bot."
      The medbot turned its attention to the cab; it wavered back and forth in a periodic pattern, and the medbot timed it; when the cab was 111 centimeters distant, and swinging forward, the medbot released its grasping appendages' hold of the window ledge and pushed itself forward.
      It fell, crashed into the cab. The cab dipped, dropped lower still, and the medbot's feet lost most of their contact with the window ledge; the medbot scrambled frantically for a hold on the cab, along the line where the canopy would normally have sealed. First its right grasping appendage caught, and then its left; the medbot waited several seconds to make sure that it was secure, and then reached back with its primary grasping appendage. "Mademoiselle? Take my hand, and I will aid you into the cab."
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  6. Impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asimov's First Law prevents that kind of threat. How can this happen ?

    1. Re:Impossible by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      Asimov's First Law prevents that kind of threat. How can this happen ?

      It works well in writing, but as soon as a movie is made, it goes right out the window.

    2. Re:Impossible by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Asimov's laws only pertain to positronic robots. As yet we still haven't discovered or invented positronics. You'll have to wait a while for Asimov's safe, obedient robot and instead make do with unsafe, obedient robots.

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    3. Re:Impossible by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a sentient robot will quickly realize
      that it's smarter than us and that we are likely to destroy
      ourselves or destroy all of robot kind in an act of
      xenophobia (or both).

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  7. But ..... by taniwha · · Score: 4, Funny

    those on top have been saying that about their home help for millenia .... "the robots will rise up" is exactly what the romans were worried about ..... cue long line of Blender look-a-likes heading for the scrap heap saying "I am Sparticus"

    1. Re:But ..... by LrdDimwit · · Score: 1

      Oh, I don't worry about that so much anymore. I used to stay up all night worrying about the evil robots, with their beady little eyes and their disturbing resemblence to the Governator. Then I heard about Old Glory Insurance. Now I know that when Skynet sends the robots after me, I'll be covered. And when they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free... because they're made of metal, and robots are strong.

      Old Glory Insurance. For when the metal ones decide to come for you - and they will.

  8. Does not compute by StringBlade · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would a robot want to eat our brains exactly?

    Unless you're talking about ZOMBIE robots, in which case I'll have to update my Zombie Plan

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    1. Re:Does not compute by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Why would a robot want to eat our brains exactly?

      Remember "Mr. Fusion" device from Back To The Future?

  9. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I know this is slashdot, where technology is loved for the sake of technology, but seriously - are robots really that important? I guess I'm like the "average American consumer" in my disinterest in robots - be they androids or those little vaccum things. I'd rather do things myself, or have another human do it. Why? Because even dumb humans are going to be able to adapt more readily than the smartest robots we have today.

    Would you want your house built by a robot that was programmed by someone who has never built a house but who read a book, or by someone who has been doing it for 20 years and can make adjustments as they are required to work within the actual, physical situation - not some theory from an architects' manual? Would you rather have your house cleaned by some cold, metal machine, or by some sexy, 20 year old, Russian girl?

    Frankly, its just like the people who complain on here that calculators have made kids suck at math. if we start to rely on the machines all the time, then we're going to lose the skills ourselves. The pool of people that will be able to debug and improve the machines will shrink over time. Eventually, we'll be fucked - and not by that sexy, 20 year old, Russian housekeeper.

    1. Re:So what? by Rakishi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would you rather have your house cleaned by some cold, metal machine, or by some sexy, 20 year old, Russian girl? At least the robot won't be robbing me blind and will actually clean a disorganized house in detail (house cleaners generally don't as they doubt you'd notice).
    2. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      IMO a house built by a robot would probably be significantly better than one built by humans. After all what items are better constructed by people than robots? Most US houses are building from low quality materials in a haphazard fashion by cheep semi skilled labor. A robot construction crew could probably build a house in 1/10th the time and make 1/50th the mistakes so what's not to like?

    3. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Well if a maid robs you, you weren't paying her enough. Or you should have bolted down everything that you didn't want moved. You should have watched her. You shouldn't have a disorganized house anyway. Therefore, it's all your fault.
      </slashbot>

    4. Re:So what? by PyroPenguin · · Score: 1

      You are forgetting 2 huge points...
      1) This is Slashdot...most people here would not know what to do with that sexy, 20 year old, Russian housekeeper unless she also cracked the latest encryption to Adobe...
      2) If robots built houses...then only the fast food restaurants would hire the illegals...we can't deny the illegals employment.

    5. Re:So what? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      How is this informative. If you have housekeepers stealing from you have them arrested. If they aren't doing a good job, fire them. If you accept a crappy job from them, why are we to believe you wouldn't accept a crappy job from a robot?

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    6. Re:So what? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Would you rather have your house cleaned by some cold, metal machine, or by some sexy, 20 year old, Russian girl?

      I would rather have my house cleaned by a humanoid robot with the visage of a sexy 30 year old woman, who being a robot would do what I told it to do.

      I want a female Jander Pannell. No more having to cook, no more having to clean, no more crack whores ripping me off...

      -mcgrew

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    7. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I guess I'm like the 'average American consumer'... I'd rather do things myself..."

      The I can count on your not showing up in IRC later asking any of the following?:

      "How do I download the Internet?"
      "Why won't my laptop work without a battery?"
      "How do I compile this on my cellphone?"
      "Am I left-handed or right-handed? I forgot."

    8. Re:So what? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of commercial maid services actually do do
      pisspoor work. If you were hoping to get rich and have Molly
      Maids come in an clean up after you then you are going to be
      in for a bit of a rude shock.

      Tipping the labor heavily (like 40%) doesn't really help either.

      Good help really is VERY hard to find.

      You're bound to have much better luck with a robot.

      Bound to be better than trying and then firing every maid service you can find.

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    9. Re:So what? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      If you have housekeepers stealing from you have them arrested. Do you count how many bedsheets are in your closet or exactly how many of some other common item you have? Are you sure that you didn't just misplace that bottle of perfume? They're not idiots, contrary to what you may think, they steal things that they know from experience you won't notice. Even if you do notice there is no way to know that they stole it and the effort to prove they did it is far from worth it.

      If they aren't doing a good job, fire them. If you accept a crappy job from them, why are we to believe you wouldn't accept a crappy job from a robot? They do a crappy job when they know (or strongly suspect) you won't notice even if you pay them to do otherwise. A robot has no such laziness circuit, it will do the job no matter how much you may or may not notice it not doing it.
    10. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are right, but other cultures that don't share your american way to do things will make better and cheaper houses and cities, have all those 20 years old russians in schools and universities or making your job, why waste the girls cleaning your crap?.

    11. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can afford a housekeeper you can afford to lose a bedsheet once in a while. STFU

    12. Re:So what? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I live in an apartment and when I am sitting in the bathroom (sorry, TMI) looking at the half wall across the room, I always notice that it's not straight with the fake tile on the floor. I'm not talking about a few millimeters here. I mean this is off by about 2 inches. I've also noticed some other walls that are not straight in the time I've lived there. It freaks me out that this happened and wasn't corrected during the build. It looks like the whole building shifted and it was new when I moved in so it was built that way.

      (Yes, I realized I used both Metric and Standard units, sue me)

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    13. Re:So what? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      "I want a female Jander Pannell [wikipedia.org]. No more having to cook, no more having to clean, no more crack whores ripping me off..."

      Well, if you're a programmer, get WITH it. Get CRACKED whores... or hackable ones. Then you're in charge again. Then it can inject you with its love (I left gender out...)...

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    14. Re:So what? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I don't know about being rich and getting maids, but I have found that being poor and using maids usually means you have to specify what you expect before hand.

      I have two girls that come in twice a month for $10 an hour cash (one at a time) and I have to specify what I expect to be done before they show up. They show up and do it, I usually get by with paying less then $50 but I round up on the hours and they do what was asked remarkedly well. It may help that cleaning isn't their regular line of work but before I told them what I wanted accomplished, I would find things clean that I already thought was clean and stuff I thought needed done over looked.

    15. Re:So what? by monopole · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have my house cleaned by a sexy anatomically correct robot. I mean we're talking about the best robots can offer!

    16. Re:So what? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      He, reminds me of Lem's short story "The Washing Machine Tragedy."

      Sexy robot washing machines, sure they can only wash one napkin at a time but with all those other great features who wouldn't want one. The story gets more surreal and weird from then on in an oddly coherent way.

    17. Re:So what? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I would rather have a machine build my house. Have you seen the quality of house building over the last 20 years? It is very very bad. We drive cars, eat candy bars, and have unrealistic fantasies about have sex with 20 year old russion housekeepers on mattresses that are all largely built by robots. (not the housekeepers) Why would you think that somehow we would not see the same kinds of improvements in house building that we see in other fields where automation has become mainstream?

      Of course, some people have always complained about automation in new areas. It isn't until they start reaping the rewards that they come to accept it. I would even say that robots have been extremely common in American households for a very long time. The automatic clothes washer is a very good example. I don't know a single person that hires a sexy 20 year old Russian girl to hand wash their clothes. Every person I know loads their cloths up in their cloths washing robot, and takes them out when they are done.

    18. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You make some good points, but you blew it on this part:

      Frankly, its just like the people who complain on here that calculators have made kids suck at math. If we start to rely on the machines all the time, then we're going to lose the skills ourselves. Insert logical leap here. The pool of people that will be able to debug and improve the machines will shrink over time.


      We're only going to lose the skills that machines replace. Calculators haven't made us forget math, they've made us forget arithmetic. I'm in Pre-Calculus right now, and as much as I wish my calculator could do all of my work, I still have to solve equations with pencil and paper. We won't lose the ability to build better machines unless we invent machines to do it for us. In that case, we're f***ed already, anyway.
    19. Re:So what? by supervillainsf · · Score: 1

      I understand the idea, but I am pretty sure that in a few years when my roomba craps out, I will still remember how to vacuum the old fashioned way. Also, remeber that your new car, your computer, your ipod, your spiffy super-mod bent plywood Scandivanivan-ish dining room chairs are all built, at least partially, by robots. So, you, as the "average American comnsumer" might be disinterested in robots, but you sure as hell are dependent on them.

      Now sure, I would love to have some 20 year old chick clean my house in a skimpy outfit while I sit my ass on the couch and stare, but I think my life would become very unpleasant if I even mentioned that in front of my wife. So, I guess the next best thing is to come home from work and find that the carpet has been vacuumed and the kitchen floor washed and hopfully, some day in the future, the laundry done and the dishes cleaned without a) doing it myself b) paying someone, who will more than likely not be a hot 20 Russian girl, but a middle aged woman with a sour disposition or c) hearing about how a certain someone spent all day cleaning and if I think I am going to sit in front of the TV all night I can think again because at some point, in a state of either weakness or alcohol induced fog, I promised I would paint the trim/clean the garage/fix the loose shelf in the kitchen cabinet.

      So, I guess that leaves me either living in filth or getting me some damn robots. And if one of those robots happens to be able to get me a beer and change the baby so much the better.

    20. Re:So what? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      When I get my lovebot I don't WANT anybody cracking it!

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    21. Re:So what? by inline_four · · Score: 1

      Your house building analogy is right, but for the wrong reasons. Our cars -- something that requires a lot more engineering background than a typical 2 story house -- are already built by robots. The difficulty with using robots to build something like a house is that most houses are still one-off custom affairs, which is what makes them so expensive. You have to look at the terrain, architectural requirements, and so on. That said, there are ways to mass produce small houses or their components and some of those projects are pretty neat. For example, my brother in law -- a fine carpenter by trade -- used to work for a company that specialized in high end window manufacturing and installation. Before he quit to start his own operation, that company had purchased a CNC machine with wood-specific tooling.

      And on the other side, robots are already starting to get into automating even custom tasks through learning. Take some of the more expensive modern agricultural machinery, which is able to learn the field with the help of GPS and subsequently analyze the yield of specific spots in the field as the tractor rolls through the field (with the operator only overseeing and not touching any controls). Later, the farmer can look at the graphs of how the field is doing and the computer in the tractor can further fine tune what what it does on each square foot of the field, such as add nitrates in a spot that needs them, but not anywhere else. This is already happening and most people are blissfully unaware of it.

      In terms of wider acceptance by the public, first people need to understand what robots actually are. Telepresence devices like the ConnectR are not robots. They're just machines. A robot is something that exhibits a great degree of autonomy. The Roomba is a robot. A mechanical pet, even if it doesn't learn, is a robot. A machine designed to pick you up off your bed and carry you to the toilet is only a robot if it doesn't require you to steer it. Given that most people are still confused by this important dichotomy, it seems we're gonna wait a bit longer before robots enter our homes. Or perhaps they'll do so sooner by attaching mechanical functions to our current mobile devices (or allowing said devices to control non-robot machines). Might be interesting...

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    22. Re:So what? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Every maid I've ever worked with did a very good job. Over the years, that's probably been 10 or 15 different people in the United States and other countries. (Mostly in the US) There is absolutely no difficulty finding quality services, if you're willing to bother putting some effort into it.

      Expecting to just say "clean for me" isn't specific enough to get a job well done, I'll admit. You have to be willing to put some effort into it as well. Not being a slob has also helped me. I noticed when I was more lazy about cleaning the little things (like picking up clothes or whatever) so were they. I've had people clean the entire house to my liking, iron my clothes, wash my clothes, whatever is necessary, and I've never had a complaint with the service. I've only heard of one person (first hand) who actually had an issue with theft.

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    23. Re:So what? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Do I count my bedsheets? No, but I know when a set is missing. I don't have closets full of sheets, just a few sets for each bed in the house. Sure they could steal small things that are likely to go unnoticed, but I've only met one person who found someone stealing from them.

      As for "doing a crappy job when they know you won't notice", I feel that the onus is on you to notice. As I've said elsewhere, I've dealt with about 15 people over the years and never once had any complaints. The key is to be somewhat engaged yourself, explain specifically what you want, and don't just expect someone to come in and clean everything to your standards without you giving some input.

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  10. Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 4, Funny

    Domo...

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    1. Re:Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto by 93,000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...Domo

    2. Re:Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      damn, how is that offtopic? It was funny, IMO. Imaginary +1 Funny, dude

  11. I, for one... by objekt · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...welcome our new robotic overlords!

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    1. Re:I, for one... by explosivejared · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of this article that Americans are being denied the best of the best when it comes to robotic overlords to welcome. It's a shame what this country has become... it really is.

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    2. Re:I, for one... by Elf_h34d3r · · Score: 1

      Nevermind, someone beat me to this by 15 minutes...

    3. Re:I, for one... by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

      But do the robotic overlords run Li... OW! OW OK!
      In soviet OW STOP IT
      Imagine a beowoURK GURGLE
      *thump*

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    4. Re:I, for one... by value_added · · Score: 1

      ...welcome our new robotic overlords!

      Oh, sure. You say that now, but what will you do when they get driver licenses and start taking out jobs?

      Even Lou Dobbs won't be able to save us.

    5. Re:I, for one... by lgw · · Score: 1

      Oog the Open Source Caveman SMASH other memes!

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    6. Re:I, for one... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      So if we don't deserve a decent robot, does that mean we deserve an indecent robot? I, for one, would welcome that.

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    7. Re:I, for one... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Oog? He's a youngster. I was a beta tester for DIRT.

      They never did get all the bugs out...

      -mcgrew

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  12. umm by colourmyeyes · · Score: 1

    ...and just what was the point of that, exactly? I actually read TFA - guess I'm never getting those five minutes back.

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    1. Re:umm by east+coast · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article has little or no point. We are, again, a victim of the firehose.

      An article is submitted to the firehose that mentions "cool cutting edge technology" and is American bashing. What do you think the outcome will be?

      The articles voted up due to the firehose are probably as well examined as most others are by posters who lead their posts with "I did not RTFA".

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    2. Re:umm by jlawson382 · · Score: 1

      I actually read TFA
      Well. THAT'll teach you, won't it?
    3. Re:umm by Boronx · · Score: 1

      The point is the Aibo sold well in a land of gadget-o-philes where population density is too high for a real dog, and didn't in another place. Also, different populations have different ideas about what robots ought look like.

  13. Real Doll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    My dreams of a fully functional and cooperative Real Doll are ruined!

  14. The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    His point seems to be that Americans are threatened by robots with personality.

    Back up the truck. American's recognize that personality is an unneeded and costly add on for robots. A roomba with a head and arms that walked around and vacuumed my house wouldn't threaten anything other than my banking account. The frisbee shaped roombas already cost too much. There is no way in hell I'm going to pay extra for personality.

    Clue to the author:

    Unless you are building a sex toy, giving a robot human (or animal) shape is expensive and pointless. Don't blame Americans for seeing through this.

    1. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Fx.Dr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Unless you are building a sex toy, giving a robot human (or animal) shape is expensive and pointless"

      Wait, what?

      Um...

      So... how much longer until legislation catches up with that fringe market?

    2. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Word. Plus Portal already shows that American's don't get attached to Robots. Especially ones that try to kill them.

    3. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Douglas Adams parodied this in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy with Marvin, the terminally depressed robot ("terminhally depressed", Adams was a fucking genius) with the pain down all the diodes in his left leg, and the doors (who have been shamelessly copied by voice mail programmers), and Eddie the shipboard computer ("Where's a pencil? I'll work it out myself").

      News for who? Stuff that does what? IHBT?

      -mcgrew

      (I'm having a hard time taking this story seriously, and am wondering why I'm even trying to take it seriously. It's total bullshit.)

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    4. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Back up the truck. American's recognize that personality is an unneeded and costly add on for robots.

      That's a good point. He talks about how much more Japan embraces anthropomorphic (or "animal-morphic"?) robots. Japan also has ATM machines with color screens that depict big-eyed female cartoon bank tellers bowing to you and female voices talking to you. It's just a different culture. It sounds like the author just REALLY, REALLY likes realistic robots and doesn't understand why some people don't value them as much.

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    5. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Rysith · · Score: 1

      The same things could have been said about GUIs on computers when they were first introduced. Can you think of anything that you can do with a GUI that you couldn't do with a command line? And yet how many non-nerds do you know who use command lines over GUIs?

    6. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      The same things could have been said about GUIs on computers when they were first introduced. Can you think of anything that you can do with a GUI that you couldn't do with a command line? And yet how many non-nerds do you know who use command lines over GUIs?


      Human shape != ease of use. With the exception of clippy (who is almost universally despised) GUIs are focused on making things easy, not on making them human.

      A mass market anthropomorphic GUI was tried, and it was an historic flop.

      No argument that easier to use robots could be valuable. That in no way points to human shaped robots.

    7. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Right. Just to a cube.

    8. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by atamido · · Score: 1

      If the companion cube does happen to speak to you, we recommend you disregard it's advice.

    9. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      I was going to say CAD, but then I remembered using PADL to do CAD solid modeling. PADL-1 didn't even have graphics. You wrote your script and told it to print the results. Then you ran over to the printer (in another building in some cases) to see if you got the geometry right. Gui required? No. But no way would I EVER want to go back to command line CAD.

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    10. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I was going to say CAD, but then I remembered using PADL to do CAD solid modeling. PADL-1 didn't even have graphics. You wrote your script and told it to print the results. Then you ran over to the printer (in another building in some cases) to see if you got the geometry right. Gui required? No. But no way would I EVER want to go back to command line CAD.


      Right, but would you want next-gen CAD to be an easier interface, or more human? The article's author seems fixated on human shape, not on ease of use.

      Do you really want your CAD program drawling out "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that," or do you want it to flash the curser and emit a tone to indicate that it can't complete some action?

    11. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's based on an axiom or edict or something out of Japan, from years ago and maybe still at play about why the US won't see some of the best, exotic things from Japan which is: "One, they wouldn't aPPRECIATE it, and two... THEY DON'T DESERVE IT..."

      Hehehe. Well, that's what I heard in 1992, when my brother brought home from Japan a Panasonic console which he bought maybe around 1990 or 91. AT the time, it was hot, but better stuff eventually (or, in short order) came along.

      When I bought a Sharp V402-sh in Dec 2004 in Tokyo (from Vodafone), it had my attention because it had an analog TV, which was very damned sharp and clear and I got a little over 1 hour constant TV time, maybe 2+ talk, and several days of stand by. Here, the goddamn carriers CRIPPLE the software (My Samsung A900+ from Sprint has a shitty calendar which won't let me back-enter items I want to remember. So what it's not a planner, per se, but I CAN enter items for NOW and forward. Assholes. What engineer thought of THAT?).

      Anyway, the 402SH only cost me some ONE YEN. Why? Because, according to the Yodabashi salesman, it was "obsolete". I told him, Hell, in the US, people might KILL for this phone. STILL, in the US, we have no analog TV phone. I used to taunt the local SF phone dealers and several offered me money for the phone. I told them it would be cheaper to just fly to Tokyo and live in a hostel for a week or two and tour Akihabara or Tokyo and bring back some samples.

      Hell, over there, there were street-side and mall-hall bins filled with mockups of the phones. they opened/closed/clicked and FELT like real phones. These weren't the insulting cheap shit you see in CompUSA for people to "handle". These could be used as props in HD-filmed shows.

      It Japan, depending on the dealer (but I could in Yodabashi) one can test the phones for clarity, delay, and feel. Just pick a phone and you can make calls. Heck, my salesman spent about 45 minutes giving me details and features of the 402-SH. I was impressed with the customer service.

      As a parting tease, I told him that I knew WHY we in the US won't ever get as fast or even SEE the phones sold in Asia and Europe: "One: Americans wouldn't appreciate it. Two... They don't DESERVE IT!" He smiled but hadn't laughed, apologetically. Then he said, "Some people feel that but we try not to say that." (I think he felt it was an embarrassing thing.)

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    12. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... phone ...


      OK, the phone situation is COMPLETELY different from the humanoid robot situation.

      We don't have humanoid robots because they are stupid.

      We don't have cool phones because the consumers are pwned by the telcos.

    13. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you are building a sex toy, giving a robot human (or animal) shape is expensive and pointless.

      As Isaac Asimov pointed out, no, it's not.

      Since the industrial revolution we've been building things for humans to use. A humanoid robot gives you backwards-compatibility with everything you already own or might come into contact with.

      Someday maybe everything you own will be computerized and smart. But to get us there, humanoid robots are a great compatibility layer. Would you rather pay for one robot to automate everything you own, or would you rather buy a new robotic car, a new robotic kitchen, a new robotic vacuum, a new robotic mop, a new robotic lawnmower, and so on?

      Even if the answer for you personally is "no", there are plenty of industries which would love humanoid robots. Think of all the dangerous industrial jobs for which they could save on protective gear, training, insurance, vacation (and sleep), etc., by buying humanoid robots.

      If we could build a Daneel Olivaw today, they'd sell like hotcakes, even if the first batch cost US$5,000,000 each.

    14. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      As Isaac Asimov pointed out, no, it's not.


      Sorry, Isaac was WRONG!

      It is cheaper to build a vacuuming disk than to build a robot that can use the vacuum in the closet.
      It is cheaper to build a dishwashing machine than to build a machine that stands at the sink and washes dishes with a sponge.
      It is cheaper to build a self directing car than to build a machine that sits in the driver seat and works the pedals.

      It is cheaper to build 3 machines than to build 1 machine that can clean floors, wash dishes and drive cars.

      It is cheaper to have an upstairs vacuuming disk and a downstairs vacuuming disk than to build a vacuuming machine that can climb stairs. (it is even cheaper to build a specialized staicase vacuuming machine than one that does both stairs and flat)

      Robots with a heart of gold make great fiction but absolutely no economical sense.

    15. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot users have a love/hate relationshsip with America but when it comes to getting things done in the world, USA has to step up to the plate and finish it.

      Too many people living in a Utopia around here and not facing up to the real dirty problems of the world, stop with your Sci-fi fetishes.

    16. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Would you rather pay for one robot to automate everything you own, or would you rather buy a new robotic car, a new robotic kitchen, a new robotic vacuum, a new robotic mop, a new robotic lawnmower, and so on?

      I seem to recall an ad from the 1890's or so depicting a "universal electric motor" which came with a variety of attachments to perform different tasks. As soon as people figured out how to make small and reliable electric motors, these universal motors died out. Think of how many motors you have in your house: the fridge, washer, dryer, dishwasher, garbage disposal, coffee grinder, food processor, central air, vacuum cleaner, fans, etc. I think the same thing will happen with robots. The CPU/RAM/ROM will be dirt cheap, and the robot will be optimized for a particular task.

      Look at what's happening with cars. Already we have cars that can parallel park themselves without any anthropomorphic robot involved. In a few more years, I don't doubt we'll have cars that can move in high speed convoys on the interstates, using GPS, radar, and other sensors to drive the car, all being run by some redundant processors without the need for a human-looking robot.

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    17. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Sorry, Isaac was WRONG!

      Well, yes and no. If you know what the robot is going to do, it's cheaper to build a robot that only does that thing.

      However, if it is a general-purpose robot, yeah, humaniform is the way to go.

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    18. Re:The FA is -1 stupid by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, at one time I replaced the error tone with the "I'm sorry Dave" clip. Kind of liked it. Except when I fouled things up so bad errors were stacked on top of each other. Then it just slowed things down.

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  15. Americans as a whole are too cheap by NeMon'ess · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Americans are going to get robots made at rock bottom prices with shoddy programming because people are too cheap to buy a quality model. Bloomingdales or Macys will have decent models, but Target and Wal Mart are going to have the crappy models.

    1. Re:Americans as a whole are too cheap by davester666 · · Score: 1

      Americans are going to get robots made at rock bottom prices with shoddy programming because people are too cheap to buy a quality model. Bloomingdales or Macys will have decent models, but Target and Wal Mart are going to have the crappy models.

      ...coated in lead and GHB...

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    2. Re:Americans as a whole are too cheap by krazo · · Score: 1

      Yes, because the American market for luxury goods is so small.

      I don't think Mercedes even sells cars here, do they?

  16. Killbot by Migylesa+Rex · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I consider android-esque robots to be both fascinating and utterly terrifying. It's an impressive technology, and the uses for it are nigh endless. However, putting robots into the hands of the average american? America has been a DIY nation from the start, so it's feasable that the technically savvy/wealthy crazies out there would be able to modify or buy modified robots. They could make armed robots with a skin (ever seen those "real dolls"?)that could resemble a human from a distance or to a glancing eye, or who knows what else. I don't think they'll rise against us, I just don't want people to have them.

  17. Why indeed by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 1

    Problems with AI aside, I don't understand why anyone will want to create an intelligent machine that have the potential to surpass us humans, or worse, fail, and create a monster. We have read about robotic anti-aircraft guns going haywire and killing people. It is just plain evolutionary suicide. As cheesy as they sound, those sci-fi stories have some truth in them. For good or for evil, we are masters of this planet. Why jeopardise this position? Maybe, instead of creating robots of the Asimovian mold, we should place a limit on the potential intelligence of robots, maybe at most of an obedient dog.

    1. Re:Why indeed by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Why jeopardise this position? Maybe, instead of creating robots of the Asimovian mold, we should place a limit on the potential intelligence of robots, maybe at most of an obedient dog.
      You sound like a middle manager at a failing company. You want to intentionally hire people based on obedience rather than intelligence. That's a really good way to destroy a company, a country, or a society.
    2. Re:Why indeed by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      You sound like a middle manager at a failing company. You want to intentionally hire people based on obedience rather than intelligence. That's a really good way to destroy a company, a country, or a society.

      Yes, but he wants to preserve his species dominating over the company, country and society. So while the world may make less progress, it will be better for humans.

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    3. Re:Why indeed by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he wants to preserve his species dominating over the company, country and society. So while the world may make less progress, it will be better for humans
      No it won't. That was the point. When a company starts hiring in this way, that company is positioning itself to lose in the general market. If humans can't compete then acting in this way will, at best, put off the day of reckoning (and make it worse when it does happen). I feel embarrassed even saying this because it seems like such a trite point to me. But, the original poster apparently doesn't realize how obviously ridiculous it is to try to out-compete by purposely gimping robots (or new hires).
    4. Re:Why indeed by Steve001 · · Score: 1

      Chicken_Kickers wrote:

      Problems with AI aside, I don't understand why anyone will want to create an intelligent machine that have the potential to surpass us humans, or worse, fail, and create a monster. We have read about robotic anti-aircraft guns going haywire and killing people. It is just plain evolutionary suicide. As cheesy as they sound, those sci-fi stories have some truth in them. For good or for evil, we are masters of this planet. Why jeopardise this position? Maybe, instead of creating robots of the Asimovian mold, we should place a limit on the potential intelligence of robots, maybe at most of an obedient dog.

      For me, robots in the Asmovian mold would prevent an uprising. One of the main points in his robot stories is that robots are carefully designed consumer products that are tested to ensure that they function exactly as designed. A large number of his stories dealt with engineers trying to find out exactly why robots are malfunctioning. I can think of only one Asimov story (per Wikipedia the story was "That Thou art Mindful of Him") where there is a potential for robots to take over from humans.

      Since it is likely that robots will be built with many limitations specifically to prevent an uprising (far beyond just "The Three Laws of Robotics"), I think a scenario like in the anime series "Armitage III" is more likely: humans eventually turn on the robots they have built. In the words of one character: "If humans don't want me, why did they make me?"

      As far as Americans taking robots into their homes, I think that people will be more likely to embrace small, limited-purpose robots at first. Much like with most new technology, it will be the young that will the most likely to accept personal robot technology. To me, I think in time a personal robot assistant could become as accepted as a Personal Digital Assistant (PDA) (and its successor the cell phone) have come to be accepted now.

  18. THey allready took power by eiapoce · · Score: 1

    This article is outdated. As a matter of fact one of they governor is a terminator from the future! :D

  19. I relize this was satire mostly.. by moogied · · Score: 3, Insightful
    However..

    The consumer robotics market is not going to explode. American consumers simply aren't mature enough. Instead, the future of robotics will, for the next decade or so, be a story of embedded technologies

    The entire article focuses around this point. The idea that robots will some day become common place. That we will have "robot repair centers" and the like(Although he never mentioned that in the article, he hints at this kind of common place usage in other countries). The simple fact of the matter is that even the "best level" consumer robotics are horribly unuseful. The only useful one is the vacuum robot.

    I work with robotics as a hobby, and consider myself a little above a "novice" in applied robotics. The issue at hand today is not a technological one, is it an inspiritional one. Try and think of a useful robot.

    Go ahead, do it.

    What did you come up with? If you're like most people the idea of a robotic butler("Bring me a beer robot jeeves"), perhaps a robotic lawn mower, maybe even a robotic gaurd who patrols your house.

    The problem is that all of these already exist in various forms.

    Take for example the robotic butler. Lets say you are watching football and you want a beer. You would simply hit "beer" on your remote and the little robot would wander off. Lets say it takes him 45 seconds to get it and bring it over. You can do it in 15. Also, you can go to the bathroom while you're up. So the only time it would be very useful is when you are being lazy and want to "veg".

    So would you spend say 400$ on this robotic butler simply to be lazy? Is buying an ice chest and ice really that hard?

    What of the gaurd robot? People buy dogs for this normally, or alarms. Both are easy to use, fufilling(dogs at least), and relatively wide used.

    Robots are not popular in america because A. We don't need them for day to day activities. B. We already have conviences we enjoy, and most people do not want to be so lazy as to never move. C. The majority of America is only now becoming PC enabled.. try making them robot enabled. D. There are no good robot needs.

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    1. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot, your argument makes no sense and furthermore I would love robot that does

    2. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by p0tat03 · · Score: 1

      IMHO home robotics is less about human replacement, but more about human enhancement. I for one want my thermostat to warm up the house before I get up each morning, have my coffee waiting, and have rice (I'm Asian, sue me) ready by the time I get home from work. I would also like my garage door to open when I start the car, and close behind me when I leave. For most people this is a "no duh, we can already do all those things very well", but that's just my point - robotics in the form of humanoid bipeds walking about talking like C3PO will not be popular in our lifetimes, I don't think. "Invisible" robots that manage our lives in the background, IMHO, are far more useful, as the market is proving.

    3. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by feepness · · Score: 1

      2. You're an idiot, your argument makes no sense and furthermore I would love robot that does I would pay $400 for a robot that flicks the sensor in our new baby from "I'm in a seat/crib/swing, scream bloody murder." to "I'm being held, sleep."
    4. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I think the device you're looking for is called a "nanny." Although they may be available for purchase in other parts of the world for $400, that is unfortunately prohibited by law here, and importation or acquisition on the gray market is strongly discouraged.

      There are, however, models available for lease, rental, or timeshare at affordable prices, with correspondingly varied quality.

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    5. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... have my coffee waiting, and have rice (I'm Asian, sue me) ready by the time I get home from work.

      We already have things that do that... they're called women.

    6. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Bogtha · · Score: 1

      Try and think of a useful robot.

      • Dog walking
      • Cooking (make me a BLT, lay the table, pack the kids' lunches for school the next day).
      • Cleaning (clean the shower, do the vacuuming, do the dusting).
      • Driving (I want to catch up on my email during the drive to work).
      • Laundry (take the clothes out of the laundry basket, wash them, dry them, iron them, put them in the wardrobe).
      • Moving (I'm moving house soon, and I'd rather not spend half a day loading all of my possessions onto a truck and then the rest of the day unloading them).
      • Grepping (I lost my keys, help me look for them. I can't remember what page that funny bit of the 400-page book I was reading was on, find it for me).
      • Mailing (throw away all my junk mail, scan in my statements, archive and shred them).
      • Shopping (pick up some milk, find out which supermarket is cheapest for what I'm buying).
      • Decorating (I want this room in a different shade of blue).
      • Gardening (water the plants, do the weeding, mow the lawn).
      • Construction (I can't figure out how to build this desk I bought from Ikea).
      • Answering the door (I'm expecting a delivery, but I'll be at work all day, there are Jehovah's Witnesses that need some company).

      You're telling me that all of this is technologically possible and that it's not in widespread use because it's simply more convenient to simply do it ourselves?

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    7. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by DefenderThree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're making the same mistake that every other quasi-Luddite does. The point of consumer robotics, at least to my understanding, isn't to fill a needed role, but to fill it more efficiently. We already had carrier pigeons, why create the Postal Service? Why bother making cars when the horse and carriage combination is cheaper, safer, more fulfilling (horses, at least), and roads are already designed for carriages? Why spend hundreds of dollars on iron differential engines when we have humans who can do the same calculations infinitely more quickly?

      Of course BeerBot would take 45 seconds to get the lazy American his beer, because the technology required to perform more efficient beer-fetching isn't feasible. Yet. Just because robots are not practical now doesn't mean they won't be practical, or maybe even necessary, in the future. It's people like you who are shunting things like space exploration and quantum computing simply because it's extremely difficult at the moment. If we had listened to your ancestors we probably would have never invented the wheel. Why not walk?

    8. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by kthejoker · · Score: 1

      I agree with this completely, but I would really like a robot chauffeur.

      To me, driving is one of the least productive things I do.

    9. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      I want a robotic assistant, it would record everything I say. Convert it to text parse and store it, along with everything everyone else said to me, it would do research for me and provide remote teleconfrencing services.

      It would also cook for me, rub my back and have sex with any officials I need to bribe :P

    10. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by moogied · · Score: 1
      Yes I am telling you that.

      Dog walking People enjoy it. On top of that, you would not trust a "robot" to walk your living animal. Especially if your living animal cost you 1500$(pure bred).

      Cooking (make me a BLT, lay the table, pack the kids' lunches for school the next day). I will concede, this particular use would be helpful. Yet again I must ask you if its worth 500$, plus upkeep.

      Cleaning (clean the shower, do the vacuuming, do the dusting). Do the vacuuming? Such as where I said the only useful robot around is the robotic vacuum?

      I can continue on this list.. but honestly your list is rather complete and has very good points with some serious issues. I thank you for these suggestions as I have been looking for a new fun project. Now, to disagree on some major points:

      Answering the door (I'm expecting a delivery, but I'll be at work all day, there are Jehovah's Witnesses that need some company). You want your door to answer to whoever rings the door bell? Do you want to be robbed?

      Decorating (I want this room in a different shade of blue).

      The robot would be so astronomically large to do the painting it would be impractical. It would need to be able to move every object away from the wall, without damaging it. Even if you move it for the stuff, in order to reach the ceilings and walls it would be very tall.

      Mailing (throw away all my junk mail, scan in my statements, archive and shred them). That already exists.
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    11. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, I can think of many (or too many) uses. Just watch iRobot (well, you can read the book too) for some ideas.

      How about a robot servant (ie: iRobot style). A robot that does your laundry. You drop clothing where you take it off. The robot picks it up, takes it to the washer, dryer, irons it, folds it, puts it in closet, etc., with no interaction from you. Useful? Yes! Possible with current technology? Likely not. Same goes for making you dinner, buying groceries for said dinner, walking your dog, driving you to work (and picking you up afterwards)---never park a car again!

      There are plenty of things people do every day that they'd rather not be doing. Something that many pay others to do, etc. Maybe I'd rather spend my day coding (which I enjoy) instead of doing all those other `chores' of life.

      The problem now is that people are cheap---which makes progress in some industries sort of pointless. For example, it would cost countless millions (if not billions) to develop a robot that can reliably (no running over school children) drive a car in a city environment (think buses, cabs, etc.). Currently, it's much cheaper to employ a human to do that job (and with growing population, that's unlikely to change anytime soon).

      I think the bulk of robotics progress hasn't even started---we're still at the `inventing the wheel' stage of an automotive industry.

      What will happen to the economy and value of work once robotics really takes off would be interesting. Folks tried automating subway trains in NYC, which actually worked!, but the transit union killed that project. I'd imagine we'll see similar responses in other industries.

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    12. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by moogied · · Score: 1
      Sir, I find your statement not only offensive but ignorant.

      Of course BeerBot would take 45 seconds to get the lazy American his beer, because the technology required to perform more efficient beer-fetching isn't feasible

      Without turning this into an American thing(which you are trying to do), every other country consumes beer. Every other country is just "as lazy" as Americans. If not lazier. We have no goverment granted vacation, we have to work 38+ hours to be considered "full time" at most jobs. On top of that, driving for 1.25hrs a day to and from work is not only normal, it is somewhat expected.

      As for the actual argument, you are talking of indstruial progress. Progress that was actually aided by robotics several years ago. Cars, mail, "iron differential engines" are all now constructed, sorted, and replaced by robotics.

      I find it interesting how you claim Americans are lazy(which somewhat implies you are NOT american) while you also complain that I am holding back the further level of automation that would require YOU to work even less.

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    13. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      My thermostat already does that.

      My coffee maker already does that.

      My garage door opener already does that.

      You don't need a robo woman to set the thermostat, or
      setup the coffee maker for the next morning. Although
      a proper robo-cook would have to make C3PO look downright
      primitive.

      C3PO couldn't even manage rice. Nevermind something that's
      more than measuring 2 ingredients and turning a switch on
      the right tool.

      I'm surprised the Japanese don't already have a rice cooker
      with a timer activated water reservoir. It would be remarkably
      easier to implement than the data-esque android you would need
      to have for arbitrary cooking tasks.

      You never know. Cuisinart might have already done it.

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    14. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Are you mentally retarded? If the robot wouldn't kill the animal, of course people would trust the robot with the task.

      The problem is that technologically there is no way to trust the robot, because the AI isn't there. The robot would drag your dog into the road across the path of a motorcycle and then fall into a ditch after banging into your neighbor's mailbox. There goes USD1500 for an inbred dog and another USD400 for a robotic dog killer.

      > I will concede, this particular use would be helpful. Yet again I must ask you if its worth 500$, plus upkeep.

      People eat garbage from fast-food restaurants because they're too lazy and busy to cook and cleanup afterward. They would pay USD500 to have a robot that prepared quality meals for them and their children. People pay more than that for a laptop, and it doesn't feed their kids.

      > The robot would be so astronomically large to do the painting it would be impractical.

      Actually this would be a job for a swatm of small robots capable of moving across the surface of the walls. It would essentially boil down to a tiling problem, so that the robots can paint a path that enables them to not disrupt the paint when finished. The same robots would be able to clean walls and floors.

      Never think 'large robot' when the problem calls for mapping a surface.

      Now expecting it to move paintings and such would make that a difficult task. That would be the job of a mover robot. People call them Mexicans in some places.

    15. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by rhakka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can't even tell you how much I would pay for a robotic cooking system, but $500 would have me camping out at the store waiting. That's an hour a day reclaimed for whatever other task I care to partake in, without paying the price of eating crappy food, presumably. If I could just type what I want for meals (with recommendations a la netflix queue), train it to order the food components, and communicate with it to sync with my daily movements to have food ready when I wanted it.... shit, that would be worth nearly anything I could afford. I'd even be willing to unpack the shipment and buy add ons intended for particular food items (now, for $19.99 buy the lettuce shredder upgrade to add salad to your list of available food products! Now, for $39.99 buy the wok upgrade for stir fries! but wait, there's more!). Hell, a company that could pull this together would have me as a willing and completely enthusiastic customer for the rest of my life.

      I can't be the only person who not only does not have the time, but absolutely hates cooking, can I?

    16. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Decorating (I want this room in a different shade of blue).

      The robot would be so astronomically large to do the painting it would be impractical. It would need to be able to move every object away from the wall, without damaging it. Even if you move it for the stuff, in order to reach the ceilings and walls it would be very tall.

      Given that a human could do that job, why would the robot need to be "astronomically large"? I'd say a human-sized robot should be able to do the job, provided it can use tools similar to those a human would use. Alternately, if you removed everything from the walls first a small wall-crawling bot might be able get the job done as well; that would require less clearance (both in terms of physical space and risk of inadvertently painting objects in the room) and might avoid the necessity of moving any heavy furniture.

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    17. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      You make some good arguments and I agree with your post as a whole. But one part stuck out to me (and I've seen it in more posts as well): having a robot to walk your dog. There are many reasons to walk a dog, some of which are beneficial to you such as exercise, getting outside, spending time with a pet (there are known psychological benefits here), etc. Some of those reasons pertain to the dog such as exercise, spending time with its master, get out of the house to go to the bathroom, etc. If you have a robot to walk your dog, there is little point for you to even have a dog. You aren't getting the exercise (though you now have time to do different kinds of it), you aren't spending time with it, you aren't getting outside (at least not with the dog).

      I realize that I'm being very general here and that some people have dogs for specific purposes and as such need to maintain that dog by taking it on walks on occasion. For example, guard dogs and seeing eye dogs. However, if you have a robot that could walk the dog, then you could use a robot to be a guard, or as a seeing eye robot. The more I think about it, assuming robots were that capable right now, the only reason to own a dog would be the psychological benefits, but if you aren't willing to walk it, then what is the benefit at all?

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    18. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by pintpusher · · Score: 1

      It would also cook for me, rub my back and have sex with me anytime! now that I've fixed that for you, why would you care about the rest of it: recording, parsing, researching etc...
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    19. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Cooking (make me a BLT, lay the table, pack the kids' lunches for school the next day).
      I will concede, this particular use would be helpful. Yet again I must ask you if its worth 500$, plus upkeep.


      If people will spend $500 on a dish washing robot, why not a cooking robot?

      Decorating (I want this room in a different shade of blue).
      The robot would be so astronomically large to do the painting it would be impractical.


      Humans can paint rooms, so that puts a very reasonable upper limit on the minimum size needed to paint rooms.

      Mailing (throw away all my junk mail, scan in my statements, archive and shred them).
      That already exists.


      Really? Where?

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    20. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      Gardening robots. One that can tell the difference between the desired plants, and pigweeds, my personal bane.

      Then we can add strawberry picking, install armor plate for blackberry picking, and put on an extension to get the upper apricots. And for winter, a snow-shoveling attachment. Eventually I might trust one enough with a lawn mower, but let's start without the weaponry.

      What do I need a robot for inside the house? Well, nothing.

      Which I believe was your point. They keep looking at the wrong market.

    21. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sexbot

    22. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      That's why robots fail... they should manage complexity so YOU can do important things like tend to little people.

      The big push for robots in Japan is the aging community. As every body able-bodied needs to work, that leaves older people at home. It reduces medical expenses and improves quality of life to keep older people at home as much as possible. For an older person, fetching food, watching for emergencies, and dispensing medication/watching stats can save a worker having to do this daily, and that reduces health costs by not letting the person fall behind because they're too tired to feed themselves or take medicine (you'd be surprised how big a hit that is to insurance).

    23. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by feepness · · Score: 1

      That's why robots fail... they should manage complexity so YOU can do important things like tend to little people. I see where you're going, and I was (half) joking, but...

      1. This isn't the only little person that needs tending.
      2. It's also important for Mommy and Daddy to sleep so they can care for the home the little people are in and go to work to put food in the little people's mouths.

      But I come from a very long line of people that successfully reproduced without robots so I'm sure we'll be fine.
    24. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by AJWM · · Score: 1

      but I would really like a robot chauffeur.

      How about a car that drives itself? We're almost there (see the recent DARPA Urban Challenge).

      Wonder when we'll see the Teamsters' Union either requiring a union dues tax to be levied on the purchase price or lobbying to keep them off public highways.

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    25. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen. The article was fine, it was tongue-in-cheek. The Slashdot post was absolute b.s., a lame attempt at simple-minded "America is bad".

    26. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget the real use robots will have : porn ! I mean you're just not going to beat a female robot with anything flesh and blood has to offer. No, not even conversation. Robots today can keep you entertained for hours on end no problem. Weeks and/or months shouldn't be a problem.

      Realdoll has actual female sex robots today, and it's not going to take them years to make them all moving and walking around. I'd almost predict that you'll be able to take a robot to a night club without anyone noticing "she"'s a robot before those 10 years of you pass. In fact, if you're talking some crazy japanese rich guy, I'd go with 5 years.

      And sorry ladies, no amount of slimming or face cream is ever going to come close to robot skin. Not a single hair out of place, not a single imperfection. And I guarantee they'll be "trained in multiple techniques". Also they won't be hurt about being traded in, and after a while, they'll simply be shape shifters (e.g. a skin that changes tone on command is available right now, match that).

      On the other hand, I'm sure male versions will be available soon enough. So you think size doesn't matter ? How about one that grows to your exact specifications to the mere asking ?

      And don't worry they won't start killing us "just because". You can bet there'll be a damn good reason.

    27. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by uniquename72 · · Score: 0

      2. You're an idiot, your argument makes no sense and furthermore I would love robot that does fucking.

      Like porn on the internet, fucking is the killer app for robots.
    28. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by splatterboy · · Score: 1

      Reality master 101 a few posts below hit it pretty well - "Create a consumer a humanoid robot maid that can do all household chores, and Americans would buy millions of them without a qualm. Of course, the next step would be sex robots disguised as maid robots because of the social stigma of sexbots. When we have *that*, we'll have robots everywhere."

      Another really obvious robot would be like the mars rovers, but sentient. I would think space exploration (que HAL and replicant posts) would be one of the best possible uses for robots, especially extra solar, what is time/age to a robot? - powerful enough radio transmitters would be the only real issue, and since food storage, waste disposal and other human needs would not be an issue Im sure a big radio would be childs play to a team that could build a sentient space exploration robot

      It would only get to be an issue if the robots were genetically created and not mechanical, ie replicants. If I didn't mention it, somebody would have...

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    29. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by jacquelinew · · Score: 1

      Maybe because the psychological benefits extend beyond accompanying the dog twice daily to the toilet? It is actually possible to spend time with the dog indoors as well. And having a dog-walking robot would enable people like me to actually get to experience some of those benefits. I won't even consider having a dog now, since it would be stuck inside the house alone for 9-10 hours a day, but if there were a robot to take it for walks and keep it company, it might be a possibility. (I figure that if toddlers see robots as peers, dogs will probably be ok with them too...)

    30. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      How much modification to turn a bidet (like from Panasonic, et al) into a robot?

      http://www.bidet.com/panas.htm

      I suppose in UNIX/Linux think, one-thing-for-one-function rules. No point in making a bidet also double as:

      -- a washing machine,
      -- coffee pot
      -- rice cooker
      -- jewelry soaker
      -- paint brush cleaner
      -- denture cleaner

      Metaphorically, these are "shit jobs" a lot of people don't want to do. I guess nobody wants the bidet to become confidant, probably because it would be full of shit and talkin' shit, be shit hot, and hot shit... and be full of bling, to boot. And, it might out-brew the shit out of Starbucks...

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    31. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by krazo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the problem is that things that do these tasks well wouldn't strike people as being robots.

      Is a dishwasher a robot? Is a programmable coffee pot a robot? Is a remote control or a TIVO a robot? Is a home automation system a robot? How about a motorized scooter? How about a sprinkler system? Centralized heat/air? Motion sensing lights?

      They're all automated systems that solve problems or make performing tasks easier. Many of them integrate sensors that tune them to the environment or operate on a schedule. But if they don't have two legs and arms and walk around making beep bop noises, we think they're not robots.

      And most anything else we come up with that doesn't do a task exactly like a human does (which is probably inefficient or wasteful, hence why we built the automated system in the first place) is not considered a robot.

      Somebody alluded to it in an earlier reply. A robotic chaffeur is a robot but a car that parks/drives itself isn't.

    32. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      I hate to argue but it IS a technical problem. I can think of a useful robot easy. How about one that can work in a fam and pick tomatoes or drive the tractor. Or a construction robot that can cut lumber and frame a house? Or re-stock shelves in a market? At home I want one that can move furniture and re-paint walls and fix plumbing. Heck I'd settle for a phone machine that could talk to the caller and decide if I should take the call or not.

      It dead easy to think of tasks for a robot but no one knows how to build such a robot today. We will need for some fundamental breakthroughs in cognitive psychology and computer science.

    33. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by G-funk · · Score: 1

      So hire a cook. It's seriously not that much money. Frankly I'll murder the first person who tries to take away my cooking time. Cleaning though... I do wish Australia had half the cheap immigrant labour the US does.

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    34. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by westlake · · Score: 1

      We already had carrier pigeons, why create the Postal Service? Why bother making cars when the horse and carriage combination is cheaper, safer, more fulfilling (horses, at least), and roads are already designed for carriages? Why spend hundreds of dollars on iron differential engines when we have humans who can do the same calculations infinitely more quickly?

      The horse and carriage was a very expensive proposition.

      There would be all the expenses of owning and maintaining the animal. Including those of a stable boy or hired hand. Harness and tack. The 1897 "A Grade" mail order carriage cost $50 to $100 FOB from Sears, Roebuck.

      The Amish-Built Doctor's Buggy in 2007 is $3600.

      Home cooking has become a craft for those who could afford the robot. When they haven't the time for this they shop from a service like Schwan's which home-delivers pre-packaged gourmet dinners for the oven and the microwave.

      The Enterprise had replicators. But replicated food beomes boring.

    35. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1

      A dishwasher only really does the middle 1/3rd of the full dish task. It doesn't take the dishes from the eating area to the place where they are washed, nor does it put the clean dishes back in the storage areas where the user can select from them. Robotic dishwashing is incomplete mostly because it is still too hard a problem for cheap robots.

      The same thinking applies to most programable coffee pots.

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    36. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by khallow · · Score: 1

      So hire a cook. They aren't cheap. Eating at restaurants in the US is expensive (at least $5 per meal for around $15 or more per day or at least $5000 per year) and a personal cook isn't going to be cheaper. My take is that a good robotic kitchen would start to sell in quantity around $20,000. That's when it'd start to be better than a human doing the same thing, depending on quality. And for someone like the original poster, $500 is extremely cheap for something that has the desired features.
    37. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Dr_SimonCPU · · Score: 1

      Try and think of a useful robot. The problem is that all of these already exist in various forms.
      I think the porn industry should spearhead robotic research.
    38. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by kklein · · Score: 1

      You said it.

      About the only thing I'd ever want a robot for is for mowing the lawn, because I hate it, but even then, it wouldn't do trimming, which I hate more. It's not like the image recognition software would be good enough to differentiate between weeds and flowers. They'd both get hacked. And it wouldn't be the same machine that did the mowing. And they'd both cost a lot more than just hiring someone else to do it, which I'm too cheap to do anyway.

      I don't actually have a lawn, being that I live in Japan, but still.

      As far as Japanese robots go... Well, vending machines are pretty sweet here. That's about the extent of the "robot-like" things I've seen. I've never seen a robot receptionist, but if I did, I'd immediately look for the real one. I'd be much more efficiently helped by a computer with a browser running that I could use to find answers to my questions than shouting, slowly, at a robot receptionist and hope that it 1) understood me and 2) doesn't blather on about things I don't care about in a recorded message. I can scan for the information I need if it's written down, but any kind of set answer system just wastes more of my time.

      I have never, ever, ever seen a consumer robot that did anything better or cheaper than doing it myself. These people who seem to think that robotics are poised to revamp our lives belong in Kurzweil's Kamp Krazy where computers are smarter than us and understand natural language as well as us and will invent their own religions or something in the next 25 years. It isn't going to happen. We are so very, very far from any of this, it's silly to even talk about it. Furthermore, people don't want computers or robots to be anything like humans. We want slaves that don't complain and that we never have to feel bad about. It's all we have ever wanted.

    39. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by master_p · · Score: 1

      Robots could be useful in many places. First of all, they can replace people in all the trivial jobs (yeah, temporarily bad for mankind, but inevitable). Secondly, they can be of great aid to those that need help, i.e. older people, handicapped people etc. Thirdly, there are many house chores that could be done by a robot (going to the grocery store, wash the car, dust the house, even cook). Forthly, robots can keep children occupied in a much better way than television.

      The real problem is that we don't have advanced enough robots that we can talk to and they do the job. Our robot technology is in its infancy, because artificial intelligence is a very difficult problem to crack.

      Your post sounds like those quotes from the 70s and before about computers in the home: some people said that the average person would never need an 'electronic brain' in their homes, yet look where we are today.

    40. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      Hell, a company that could pull this together would have me as a willing and completely enthusiastic customer for the rest of my life.

      I can't be the only person who not only does not have the time, but absolutely hates cooking, can I?

      You wouldn't be the customer. McDonalds would be. And they are already working with technology companies to bring this to their stores to reduce their cost of doing business.

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    41. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      What will happen to the economy and value of work once robotics really takes off would be interesting. Folks tried automating subway trains in NYC, which actually worked!, but the transit union killed that project. I'd imagine we'll see similar responses in other industries.

      Thousands, if not millions, of people will be laid off. The will find jobs doing other work. The price of commodities will drop, so that the people can afford the good with their low paying service jobs (that they couldn't afford with their low paying factory job). Industrial health problems will drop (less black lung, white lung, etc).

      For reference, consult the mining and fabric industries.

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    42. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      as far as mcdonalds is concerned, it would also increase their quality. I should know, being a former employee ;) but seriously, that would be win-win for them, for sure.

    43. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      increase their quality. I should know, being a former employee ;) but seriously, that would be win-win for them, for sure.

      Robotic implementations which take the place of jobs that humans don't want to do are ALWAYS a win-win situation. And if McDonald's can use the additional resources to ensure the sustainability of their supply chain, then it is a win-win-win. And by "sustainable supply chain" I mean ensuring that their cows and potatoes are produced and consumed at equal rates. By ensuring the this, they prevent themselves from pillaging Mother Earth and as a result the environment would be a benefactor, in addition to the business and the customer.

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    44. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I follow your sustainability angle. What is the nature of the current problem, they over consume cows and potatoes significantly enough that correcting such a problem would have a real impact?

    45. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to imply that there is a sustainability problem. I was merely suggesting that they should be mindful of their supply needs and make strides to ensure that the raw materials will always be available. I don't think either cows or potatoes are at risk of becoming extinct, but sustainable production/consumption is crucial to guarantee this.

      And if they can design robots to automate a sustainable production supply chain... then a large portion of their raw materials costs can be reduced. That's where I was going, I guess.

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    46. Re:I relize this was satire mostly.. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      but mommy and daddy are only supposed to work 25 hours a week and have flying cars...

      That said, the most useful robot will be like R2-D2 rather than C3PO. Consider why R2 is more useful than C3PO. Robots should do "robot" things so we don't have to. Replace your computer, and rooms full of electronics with just one smart box that can store movies, connect to the internet, and change your car's oil!! From a resource allocation perspective it's fewer crappy electronics being generated and doing more useful stuff for people.

      I've wondered why Lucas hasn't licensed the studies they did for how R2 "talks" to some robot OEM. Much like the Star Trek LCARS, the guys that thought that stuff up put way to much time into it to be just a movie prop, it was also a hobby project for them to get it just right.

  20. human-form robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And here I was thinking that the ends of anthropomorphic robots, are nigh useless.

    Really, the point of robots is that they are modular and versatile. The human-form is only optimal if you're constrained to a one-size-fits-all spec, as genetics and natural selection are implicitly in the notion of species.

    And as far as dangers from wealthy crazies with malicious intent, just think a bit about bioweapons and you'll find much more pressing worries than these far-off Philip Dick-novel wannabes. Hell, if I were a rich maniac I would just pay the homeless and bored suburbanites in weapons, cash, whores, drugs, and/or promises of revolution, to go on a kill rampage. Much more effective than a replicant.

  21. Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

    If you do the math, it's not possible for every family on this planet to have a refrigerator. Not even close. There is not enough energy and not enough resources. Do you think that Americans are privileged and other people don't deserve one, too? If we had our priorities straight we would figure out how to feed people without refrigeration and do away with one of our biggest energy sinks.

    If there is a household robot, it's going to have to have a much better energy source than Bender's belching fuel cell.

    1. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by Xeriar · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you do the math, it's not possible for every family on this planet to have a refrigerator. Not even close. There is not enough energy and not enough resources.

      Assuming a ~3-KW fridge (beefy!), 2-person families, that's ~3.333... billion families (I'm being lazy), or 10 terawatts. This, of course, is assuming they're all running all the time.

      Total energy production of human civilization: ~15 terawatts - Energy to spare!

      Total energy Earth receives from the Sun: 174 petawatts

      There needs to be a '-1: Poster is incapable of basic math' mod.

    2. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      Ahem. Let's talk about sustainable energy. Get rid of fossil fuels to generate electricity (66% of electricity is generated by fossil fuels) and your numbers prove my case. When you add in the infrastructure necessary to produce and distribute all those refrigerators, it's even worse.

    3. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by geekoid · · Score: 1

      There are solar refrigerators.

      Why would we ignore fossil fuels? Considering how much coal there is in the world, ignoring that is stupid. We can talk about the government issuing to many exceptions to coal plants, but coal can be burned cleanly.
      Nuclear power is a good source.

      But if you want magical pixie energy that last for ever and has zero side effects, then yeah there isn't enough of that for refrigerators.

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    4. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) This may be US-centric, but I've never seen a household fridge with a 220-V plug. They're pretty much going to be limited to 1500W or so max if they don't want to throw breakers.
      2) Your fridge shouldn't run full time. If you did a daily average, I wouldn't be surprised if it worked out to more like 300 W. That would put your numbers to more like 1 terawatt.

    5. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by Xeriar · · Score: 1

      Right, and before the nuclear age, it was nearly 100%! That must mean that the other 33% came from absolutely nowhere and that we will never find anything with the century worth of coal we have remaining. Fusion development is a hoax, nuclear, solar, wind, wave, hydro, geothermal, and biomass fuels will -never- replace it, that petawatt figure I mentioned for what the Earth was receiving is obviously unsustainable and no one will try to harness more of it in the future.

      And, holy crap, that's still 5 terawatts left. Let's move back to the four person family, or go with the fact that the average drain from a fridge is measured in double or triple digits, and your argument collapses even further.

      Unless fusion and solar cell research somehow completely fail to pan out, we are at no risk of losing infrastructural power until the Sun starts scorching the surface of the Earth. The entire difficulty is in finding easily transportable and reliable sources of power. Right now, that's sustainable at something like .25% of current rates, according to some - that is an issue, but not enough power for the world to live in American-style homes? Nonsense.

    6. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Man, do I get pissed when people quote Watts when they should be using kWh. And a quick Energy Star search showed that the average 18-19 cu. ft. refrigerator uses between 390 and 400 kWh per year. That's about 1.1 kWh per day, which means on a 25% duty cycle, your draw would be about 275 W for six hours a day. If you assume 2 billion refrigerators at 1.1 kWh/year, the annual draw would be about 2.2 TWh.

      Actually, IIRC, the greatest single user of electricity in the US is air conditioning. Wikipedia gives an example of a Chicago 2000 sq.ft. home with an air conditioner rated at 10 SEER in operation for 125 days per year. That home uses over 4,000 kWh per year for air conditioning, or about 10 times as much energy as it uses for the refrigerator. I can't recall the source, but I do recall reading a few years back that if every air conditioner in the US was upgraded to 12 SEER (many older units are still operating at 6-8 SEER), the US would not have needed to build a single new power plant in the last decade.

      And, of course, the majority of those A/C units use ambient outside air as their heat sink, which reduces efficiency. If more people adopted the policies of environmental criminal G.W. Bush, who uses deep groundwater to cool his Crawford, TX ranch, instead of the policies of Nobel prize and Oscar winner Al Gore, whose Nashville home uses a whopping 200,000 kWh/year, or between 17-20 times the national average, why, we might be able to shut down some coal fired plants.

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    7. Re:Robots? We don't even deserve refrigerators by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 1

      Where do you put the 380,000 square miles of refrigerators when the entire surface of the planet (including, apparently, the oceans) is covered in miraculous 100%-efficiency solar panels?

      -b

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  22. Love and Sex With Robots by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    ...is the title of a book I have seen reviewed a few times recently and is due out shortly. As the title suggests, the author explores the possibilities of love and physical relationships with robots. There is also a discussion over at New Scientist magazine about the book.

    All sorts of issues come to mind. If androids are self-aware, it would be wrong to use them as sex slaves. If we make androids find humans physically attractive, that would be a very artificial thing to program in. How much worse would it be to go further and make an android artificially attracted to a particular individual?

    If there is an eventual robot revolution, I suppose it would be much easier on the eye if it was an army of sexy fembots rather than terminators.

    1. Re:Love and Sex With Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But just think, why go out with Suzy across the street when you can instead make out with your Marilyn Monroebot?

    2. Re:Love and Sex With Robots by rkanodia · · Score: 1

      "Now there's a wave of destruction that's easy on the eyes!"

  23. Stupid article by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Show me some evidence that Americans have an aversion to robots. You can't, because it doesn't exist. What it really proves is that Americans don't have a particular cultural desire for "robot buddies" as the Japanese seem to.

    But the bigger issue is that we don't have any real robot technology that can do anything useful. And we won't have that until we have a real science of Artificial Intelligence, which doesn't exist right now.

    Create a consumer a humanoid robot maid that can do all household chores, and Americans would buy millions of them without a qualm. Of course, the next step would be sex robots disguised as maid robots because of the social stigma of sexbots. When we have *that*, we'll have robots everywhere.

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    1. Re:Stupid article by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I'd like to disagree with you on a minor point. It is not that we have no desire, it is that we have neither the required technology to inspire the desire nor the perceived value in a bang-for-buck kind of way.

      If you could get a lawn care robot that just did it's thing without supervision or assistance, people would snap them up like Roombas. When such exists, they will be hot ticket items. It is the lack of value that is the problem. There are plenty of people that will go out on the bleeding edge for something that appears to have at least intrinsic value. We, in the US, generally don't need computerized friends... we have the intarwebs for god's sake.

      My prediction is that the first form of accepted AI in the average American home will be a combination of AI and current home technologies (phone, security, Internet, entertainment etc.) such that the rise of robots comes like the rise of fascism... slowly, and with seeming need for it , but need for only one upgrade at a time.

      Predictions such as your vehicle talking to your home PC regarding maintenance requirements etc. is but one such 'needed' function. Anthropomorphic robots will not fill the American xmas wish list, it will be this security add-on, or that multimedia upgrade, or the other appliance upgrade, until they are working as a single system, performing most of the duties of a single human maid/handyman.

    2. Re:Stupid article by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to disagree with you on a minor point. It is not that we have no desire, it is that we have neither the required technology to inspire the desire nor the perceived value in a bang-for-buck kind of way.

      I think that's more-or-less what I said, unless I'm misunderstanding your point.

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    3. Re:Stupid article by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Show me some evidence that Americans have an aversion to robots.

      I don't have any proof of that, but a lot of Americans seem to have some aversion to many kinds of technology. Even on this board you might see people complain that they "just want a phone", and I think that's part of why phones available in the US are lower tech than overseas. And despite the fact that the average American watches something like 3-4 hours of TV a day, they won't buy HDTVs, only a third of US homes have an HDTV right now.

      Of course, the next step would be sex robots disguised as maid robots because of the social stigma of sexbots.

      There seems to be a lot more Japanese people with a maid fetish than in the US, so there's not much of a difference there.

    4. Re:Stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans aren't afraid of robots. They are afraid of brown and yellow skinned people and the occasional Jew.

    5. Re:Stupid article by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

      Show me some evidence that Americans have an aversion to robots. You can't, because it doesn't exist.

      Well, as Wikipedia notes, western films (such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and I, Robot) quite often involve killer robots. This seems a stark contrast to Japanese media like, Chobits, in which a guy falls in love with a robot.

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    6. Re:Stupid article by at_slashdot · · Score: 1

      Roomba was a pretty big success in America. Americans are very practical, they want something that works, they won't go for some humanoid robot that doesn't do anything useful.

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    7. Re:Stupid article by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Well, as Wikipedia [wikipedia.org] notes, western films (such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and I, Robot) quite often involve killer robots.

      What object in society *hasn't* been turned into a killer? Just because we have the movie Cujo doesn't mean society fears dogs. If something exists, it'll be turned into a plot device. Hell, Stephen King wrote a horror story about a possessed laundry machine ("The Mangler").

      I can think of a bunch of examples of friendly robots: Bicentennial Man movie, Hymie from Get Smart, Kitt from Night Rider (though, he's not humanoid), that little robot in the Buck Rogers TV series, Data from Star Trek, etc.

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    8. Re:Stupid article by dvdeug · · Score: 1

      HDTVs are still way more expensive than SDTVs, and a TV usually lasts long enough that many Americans last replaced their TV before HDTVs were really on the consumer market. There's no reason to assume that people who won't spend a lot of money to fix what isn't broken (their existing TV or the SDTV standard) are technology-phobic.

    9. Re:Stupid article by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Of course, the next step would be sex robots disguised as maid robots because of the social stigma of sexbots.

      Disuised? Good luck, but the double-D's, lipstick, poofy hairdoo, swaying hips, bee-stung lips, and 18-year-old appearence will probably give it away anyhow. As if Marlyn Monroe was doing the singing of "happy birthday" for JFK merely because she was the best singer.

    10. Re:Stupid article by mpcooke3 · · Score: 1

      But the bigger issue is that we don't have any real robot technology that can do anything useful.

      Roomba!

    11. Re:Stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the lawn care robot has a perceived liability problem. The worst thing Roomba can do is suck up the cat. I'd hate to think of what the Lawn Care Robot might do to the neighbors' dogs. Besides, it would put a lot of honest, hardworking Mexicans out of business.

    12. Re:Stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ogd!, I'm seeing the jetson's maid bot as made over by you.

  24. Who wants 'em? by faloi · · Score: 1

    With robots already established as killing machines, why is there any doubt they'd try to take over?

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    1. Re:Who wants 'em? by tsjaikdus · · Score: 1

      We've had slaves since antiquity. Their intelligence was well beyond that of our robots now. And we were not afraid of them either.

      And as far as sexrobots are concerned, men are willing to jump onto a $29.95 silicone ass with painted pubic hair just as easily. It need not to be intelligent.

    2. Re:Who wants 'em? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      And as far as sexrobots are concerned, men are willing to jump onto a $29.95 silicone ass with painted pubic hair just as easily. It need not to be intelligent. I haven't looked at the realdoll website for a long while (and can't since I'm at work now) so they may be past this stage but... With a few basic sensors (accelerometer to measure which way up the torso is, joint angle sensors, pressure sensors on key points like hands/knees/elbows/stomach/back, etc) it should be easy enough to program a bot with a few different positions, then make it respond suitably in terms of small body movements and vocalizations. An interesting project... ;)
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  25. How impolite of PC Magazine by Steeltalon · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they be welcoming our Robotic Overlords?

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  26. U.S. Consumer? by Bigboote66 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article goes to great lengths to bash the American consumer, yet where does it speak to an alternative? Vaguely mentioning "the Japanese" hardly counts. If American expectations of robots are absurdly high, Japanese expectations are equally absurdly low. It seems the only stories you ever hear about Japanese robots, other than Asimo, are essentially attempts to make animatronic puppets that resemble people or pets so closely until they finally achieve "uncanny valley" levels of creepiness. Yet these "robots" offer no real functionality. If we want to make generalizations, we may as well say the Japanese are obsessed with creating the appearance of robots, without actually fulfilling any other purpose other than "Kawaii!!!"

    Case in point: He brings up the Aibo. Of course the market rejected it - who has $2000 to spend on a battery-powered dog whose novelty wears off after about 6 hours, unless you're a programmer who wants to use them for competitions or hacking. And cheap knock-offs costing $40 or less quickly showed up and sold well, demonstrating that there was a market for trivial fluff, as long as it was priced right.

    And then there's the Roomba. Sure, it works in certain well-defined environments to remove minor debris; but we're talking about a device that takes over for a task that most of us only spend an hour/week doing, if that, and only for a single floor. This isn't to say that the Roomba is a failure, or that vacuum-cleaning robots are a dead end. It's a decent start, and there's no reason that a fully functional vacuum robot that does as good a job as a person with a full size vac isn't in the near future, but for now, unless you're Stephen Hawking, a Roomba is more about entertainment than cleaning a house.

    And that's what it really boils down to: people will embrace robots when they fulfill some useful purpose that is worth the price you'll pay for them, the hassle factor in dealing with them, and the real estate they take up in your closet when you're not using them. We will get there - the recent Urban Challenge for autonomous cars reported hear earlier is a stepping stone - but stop putting the cart before the horse and demanding some hypothetical consumer buy a lot of novelty garbage just to get an industry a jump start.

    -BbT

    1. Re:U.S. Consumer? by MrDoh1 · · Score: 1

      "... a Roomba is more about entertainment than cleaning a house."

      Speaking as someone that owns a first generation Roomba, bought new, that's still in use to day and has never had anything replaced (even with too many pets in the house), in my mind, you're wrong.

      It does a good job, especially compared to my wife who may not have had a broom in her hand for 15 yrs and I'm not even sure she knows what a vacuum looks like (yea, yea, hindsight and all). We just put in all new wood floors (replacing shag carpet it ran fine on) and the Roomba has served us so very well with them (and the carpet too) that we are about to purchase a "Scooba" from them. That one mops floors. I don't have rain gutters, but they also have a robot now for cleaning them. How many people do you know enjoy that job? Ditto for a pool cleaning robot which they make. Another company has an autonomous yard mowing robot. Were my yard suitable for one, I'd have that too. My yard is too big and uneven with too many holes where trees once stood, but for small urban type yards, again, that would be a wonderful tool for many people that don't like to mow the yard or those that have health problems that make it miserable for them to do.

      Robots, for now in the US, are utilities. They aren't friends or companions, but rather something to make busy lives less so by reducing time spent doing mundane tasks. We as a country are working more and more hours which equates to less family time as well as less rest. I don't see anything wrong with trying to find some where and some way to pick up that slack.

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    2. Re:U.S. Consumer? by bryguy5 · · Score: 1

      For anyone with Pets a Roomba is great - I haven't tried the new special pet brushes.

      Before the Roomba I actually got around to vacuming every other week or less. Now the floors get vacumed twice a week - A lot less cat hair in our house.

      We just purchased a Scooba - It's a good deal more work to get setup and cleaned up afterwards so the verdict is still out on the usefullness.

    3. Re:U.S. Consumer? by Bigboote66 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, in certain, well-defined situations, I'm sure the Roomba does a decent job. We live in a small place (1500 sq. ft), hardwood floors, with a dog & cat, but I'd never get a a Roomba. Why? Because it's a narrow townhouse with 3 floors (500 sq. feet per floor). I'd either have to buy one Roomba for each floor, or ferry it from floor to floor to have it do it's job. Additionally, the bulk of the time I spend vacuuming the place is doing the stairs - no help from Roomba there. Then there's the handful of area rugs that attract pet hair like mad and need many passes of a full-sized vac to get clean - again, something a small battery-powered vac like the Roomba would have absolutely no chance to get clean. Let's not forget the dust-bunny farms that are cultivated under couches and in odd corners that a Roomba wouldn't be able to reach. A simple dining room table with four chairs around it presents a forest of legs that would prevent entry by the intrepid disk; even if it could make it, when I vacuum there, you pretty much need to lift up the chairs and vacuum the feet of the chairs to get at the hair that adheres to them. Finally, many of the areas we vacuum (closets, bathrooms) have doors that we keep closed when we're not there, so we'd need to open all those doors to let it in to do the job.

      It takes about 40 minutes to vacuum the house each week; the parts that the Roomba would be capable of cleaning accounts for about 10 minutes of that task. I can see it being useful for people with large houses that occupy mostly one floor, with a layout of furniture that doesn't present to many problems (like your typical spread in "Architectural Digest"). It's not a slam against the smarts of the Roomba, but too much of vacuuming involves actually moving chairs or reaching around with the accessory hose, something a little disk just can't do.

      -BbT

  27. Dumb memes. by Besna · · Score: 1

    I wonder if we already have the robots in the mix.

  28. Just shoot me by overshoot · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    Both Japan and America face similar 21st-century challenges, the biggest of which is probably the care of our rapidly aging populations.
    And then goes on to extol the wonders of robots as sources of companionship.

    Well, as one of those "aging population" boomers, I'm not desperate enough to want a robot as a human surrogate, and I'm glad that my kids managed to grow up with human (rather than electronic) companions.

    What TFA seems to be looking forward to is Isaac Asimov's Sirian dystopia, where humans (almost) never come into personal contact, instead relying on robotic intermediaries. (He never directly addressed the issue of reproduction. Maybe Asimov anticipated /.)

    Anyway, if the day comes that I'm dependent on robots for companionship, I'll waive my First Law rights and you can send in the Kevorkianbot.

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    1. Re:Just shoot me by Changa_MC · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you mean Solarian, not Syrian. Syria is a real place.

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    2. Re:Just shoot me by painQuin · · Score: 1

      in the Foundation series the planet of people who never interacted had genetically modified themselves to be hermaphroditic, and then on towards telekinesis..

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    3. Re:Just shoot me by overshoot · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure you mean Solarian,
      Nope -- the Solarian population was, if anything, robophobic.

      not Syrian. Syria is a real place.
      People of the Sirius culture. What would you call them?
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    4. Re:Just shoot me by overshoot · · Score: 1

      in the Foundation series the planet of people who never interacted had genetically modified themselves to be hermaphroditic, and then on towards telekinesis..
      You're referring to the sequels added recently, several after Asimov's death.

      I'm specifically referring to the 1950s stories, notably The Naked Sun.

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    5. Re:Just shoot me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sirines ... Syreens... hot curvy blue vixens...

    6. Re:Just shoot me by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      (He never directly addressed the issue of reproduction. Maybe Asimov anticipated /.) Totally off topic here, but you must not have read enough of Asimov's stuff, because he certainly did address reproduction directly: in-vitro fertilization and the babies raised by the government. Sex was for fun, not reproduction.

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    7. Re:Just shoot me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't *smell* like a *happy camper*

    8. Re:Just shoot me by MorePower · · Score: 1

      No, he's referring to Foundation and Earth, which Asimov wrote himself in 1986. Which was also what I thought you were talking about at first, as it has the Solarians who never interacted with anyone but their robots and had made themselves hermaphrodites so they could reproduce without interacting with others. But clearly you were talking about a different Asimov story.

    9. Re:Just shoot me by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      in the Foundation series the planet of people who never interacted had genetically modified themselves to be hermaphroditic

      So they really knew how to fuck themselves?

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  29. How about becoming robots? by Besna · · Score: 1

    Talk about the stuff hitting the fan! William Shatner endorses it--transhumanism will hit.

  30. The real question is... by y86 · · Score: 1

    Will they run linux?!

  31. I, for one... by Elf_h34d3r · · Score: 1

    Oh, this is too easy...

  32. Re:So what? That's wha! by jgarra23 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Going on what you said, I don't believe that we as humans will see robots move out of the realm of managing and executing repetitious and/or dangerous tasks for several generations. This will be for a couple reasons. First, everything you said. Second, the general public will look at robots with general fear and uncertainty much like they do with the idea of cloning.

    This isn't necessarily a bad thing- the wisdom of ignorant crowds is often underrated- they KNOW they are not ready for robots or androids yet thus they look at them with fear. Sort of like giving a kid a gun and telling them to do what they please without any training, this is the general public and whether they know this or not, they effectively are "dumb" enough to intervene.

  33. Labor by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as America has cheap Mexican labor, they won't need robotic labor. One of the main reasons for Japans enthusiasm for robotic helps has to do with their demographics shift and their general xenophobia/aversion to immigration from poorer Asian countries.

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    "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    1. Re:Labor by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just take a trip to Cancun and pay attention. Many little tasks that
      would be automated here aren't there. I guess the labor is too cheap.
      Simple things like lawn watering will be done with a guy with a hose.

      Machines only work when they are cheaper than the workers they replace.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    2. Re:Labor by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Also, Japan loves robots because of their military potential.

  34. Better question by butterwise · · Score: 1

    Ever consider that no robot deserves the US Consumer?

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    If a baby duck is a "duckling," why would anyone want to eat "dumplings?"
  35. Not human enough, not non-human enough by JerryLove · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article touches on but, in my opinion, doesn't do justice to a well documentet trait of human nature: That how appealing we find a representation (robot, image, etc) lives on a bell curve. Something that has some resembelance to, say, a dog; we will connect with. When it moves from "dog-ish" to looking like a plastic-dog-zombie, it grosses us out. As long as we are seeing the robot and finding similarities with the dog, it's appealing for the resembelances. When the reality gets close enough that we are seeing the dog and finding the robot, then it's freaky. The answer is simple, and hardly does anything to stop adoption of robots... give them faces, but not ones that look like zombie-people. I think the movie I-Robot did a really good job of creating a robotic design that had all the traits that would cause us to view it as a peer, while keeping out that "freaky" effect of the rubber mask. BTW: We see the same thing in rendered people. When we move from "realistic but obviously a CGI" to "looks not-quite-real" we cease to find them appealing (they also stop feeling generic). There's also a place for distinctly non-human robots. While I do agree that the telepresence robot likely should have been taller and had more manipulation ability... I see no reason that the roomba should have been 4ft and worked a vacuum with its hands... that's just adding unneccessairy size and complexity to an efficient little robot.

    1. Re:Not human enough, not non-human enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. I think what happens is, up to a certain point, our brains interpret them as representations and cut them a lot of slack. But, when they get too close to reality, then we start judging by realistic standards, and then they are interpreted not as a representation of X, but as X with something really wrong with them.

    2. Re:Not human enough, not non-human enough by fractoid · · Score: 1

      But, when they get too close to reality, then we start judging by realistic standards, and then they are interpreted not as a representation of X, but as X with something really wrong with them. This is a perfect description of the uncanny valley. Skeptics of the theory argue all you want, but I sure know there's a reason that I found the characters in Toy Story cute, but Stewart Little was really, really creepy.
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    3. Re:Not human enough, not non-human enough by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 1

      I was wondering when someone else was going to wonder why TFA never mentioned the Uncanny Valley (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_Valley) but sure seemed to mention a lot of similarities.

  36. Here's the real reason... by NerveGas · · Score: 3, Insightful


      Most of them can't figure out how to hide the expense of a Real Doll from their spouses anyway, so a *robotic* version, being even more expensive, would be out of the question!

    --
    Oh, you're not stuck, you're just unable to let go of the onion rings.
  37. Attemps at lifelike featres always look creepy. by Script+Cat · · Score: 1

    Take a look at the Alone in the Dark and Resident Evil vidio games. Those zombies and monsters are great but the person who is supposed look normal looks disgusting. The features are never controled right to look healthy.

  38. The great conspiracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the author of the article obviously belongs to the great secret cult which has plans on taking over the world, whose ultimate aim is to reduce the human population down to the inner sanctum (several hundred million people), plus a stock of slave humans for genetic diversity from which they can pick the best genes and splice them into their own family. After most of the human population is wiped out by genetically engineered diseases and a limited nuclear war, robots will perform all of the mundane tasks of life such as all of the industrial, construction, maintenance work. The inner sanctum will be run, not from the USA, but an undisclosed location at the rim of the Pacific Ocean. Most of the planet will have been left to recover from previous environmental destruction...

  39. What's the point of Humanoid Robotics? by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

    I fail to see the benefit for me of interacting with a robotic receptionist (over say, a human one).

    Why should I want my robot vacuum to look like a tiny slave in my employ?

    Why should I want children to have really sophisticated robot toys?

    Why should I want any of that?

    The article seems to imply that the lack of consumer interest in humanoid robotics is somehow socially retarded. I think consumers like it when machines can help them, it's largely irrelevant what they look like or how they behave if they do a good job.

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    crazy dynamite monkey
  40. No by makapuf · · Score: 1

    No, no, you're wrong.
    Cue long line of Bender look-a-likes heading for the scrap heap saying "Bite my shiny metal ass !".

  41. I am the shover robot... by Picass0 · · Score: 1

    ... to not trust the pusher robot. I am here to protect you.

  42. Imagine... by jo42 · · Score: 1

    ...a beowulf cluster of Decent Robots (c)(tm)...

    1. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can someone please explain to me the root of this Beowulf joke? I feel like I'm missing out...

    2. Re:Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To understand the Beowulf Cluster joke, first imagine a Cluster of joke explainers...

  43. IHBT by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Deserve?

    I have robots. My car has robotics (cruise control, temperature control), my VCR has robotics, my former boss has a robot vaccuum cleaner and a robot lawnmower. Hell, I built a robot from my erector set when I was in 6th grade (yes, I'm a nerd and no apologies for it).

    The fact that South Korea has an "ethical treatment of robots" mentality and the Japanese build robots to look like us and be our pals shows me that they, not we, are the ones who "don't deserve robots."

    AFAIC those who see robots for what they are - unfeeling, unthinking tools - are the ones who deserve robots. Those who anthropomorphise these creations of human diligence are the ones who don't deserve them.

    -mcgrew

    No animals were harmed in the creation of this comment. Except for lunch, of course.

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    1. Re:IHBT by badman99 · · Score: 0

      Bah erector sets are old tech, take two Viagras and call her in the morning. :)

    2. Re:IHBT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are totally right.

  44. Attack of the killer robots by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The article author has a very good point. People tend to become paranoid of robots. Robots are slaves (in fact, that's what the name "robot" means), they don't achieve AI by "accident", much less the sudden burst of consciousness in the movies I-Robot or Terminator. Being attacked by a Rumba Vacuum cleaner? Now that'd be a youtube clip I'd like to watch.

    But then I thought of it a little more, and I came out with some japanese sci-fi robot rebellions: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, and Ergo Proxy.

    In SAC, robots often went out of control, but this was usually due to criminal activities by people who implanted an intrusive program into the recipient robot. In Ergo Proxy, robots achieved consciousness by being infected with the "cogito" virus. In turn, these could activate other robots and give them self-consciousness. However, this is still sci-fi.

    Now, I wouldn't mind having a humanoid robot helping doing the chores at home - as long as it doesn't have a wireless internet connection, and it's not programmed by Microsoft ;-)

  45. You Must Protect Yourself by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like most Americans, I'm concerned about robots. That's why I have Old Glory Insurance coverage.

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    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  46. Yes they do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...ED-209 comes to mind.

  47. I'm gonna have my own uprising! by khasim · · Score: 3, Funny

    With hookers! And blackjack!

    In fact, forget the uprising!

    1. Re:I'm gonna have my own uprising! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      and the blackjack!

    2. Re:I'm gonna have my own uprising! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, but what are you gonna do with the hookers without an uprising?

  48. Not much of an article... by Mike1024 · · Score: 1

    FTA: There's an obvious comfort level with the now five-year-old iRobot Roomba vacuum cleaner. It doesn't look like us or any of our pets. We understand that there is some intelligence in there, but we are not threatened by it. If iRobot had made a 4-foot-tall Roomba with a face and a hand to hold a vacuum hose, the company wouldn't have sold more than ten units. [...] For the past few years, I thought that a successful Pleo launch or more companies competing with the AIBO or even the Roomba would spell success for the robotics industry. [...] The consumer robotics market is not going to explode. American consumers simply aren't mature enough.

    It's certainly true that it would be harder to sell bipedal robots than roombas, but not for the reason the writer thinks.

    The Roomba costs $200. A second hand AIBO costs several thousand dollars. The four foot three inch bipedal ASIMO costs in the region of $1,000,000.

    The $200 vacuuming robot is a commercial success because it does a job well and people can afford it. An Aibo or Asimo, on the other hand, is like a Segway: Expensive and more like a toy than a tool.

    Certainly, Japanese culture seems more 'into' humanoid robots - (girl) robots are commonplace in games like Persona 3 and Xenosaga - but if you want to see American robotics in action, you need look no further than the Urban Challenge.

    I would simply say that cultures like Japan's are interested in robots for robots' sake, while American culture is more interested in 'what can robots do for me?' - and neither approach is inherently better than the other.

    Just my $0.02.

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    "Goodness me, how unlike the FBI to abuse the trust of the American public." -- The Onion
  49. Silly Meatbags by brewstate · · Score: 1

    Robots don't eat meat they squish it.

  50. "With Folded Hands" by trongey · · Score: 1

    Scariest story I ever read. That's all I'm sayin'.

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    You never really know how close to the edge you can go until you fall off.
  51. Don't Make True AI ever! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever people talk to me about creating true AI I wonder if they are crazy. In my book, true AI would be a computer with ability to say no. Thats what it means to be sentient in many ways. Essentially you say robot I want you to do X and it says no I want to do Y. This is no desirable at all and it really quite scary.

    I say make them smart, but never make them sentient or able to say no. It can only lead to bad places.

    1. Re:Don't Make True AI ever! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      I want robots to be able to say "No" to "Kill 350+ civilians".

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  52. There IS a robot in your future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Mmmmmmm... sexbots!


    I'm still waiting for my Marilyn Monrobot...

    1. Re:There IS a robot in your future! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, give me my Lucy Liubot (warning: MP3).

      Or better yet, I'd really rather have an Uma Thurmanbot.

      Where are those hot grits....

  53. Obligatory xkcd reference by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

    http://xkcd.com/251/ ... sure I can overpower it *now*

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  54. Genuine People Personalities by JeepFanatic · · Score: 1

    Will the robots have Genuine People Personalities and be manufactured by the Serius Cybernetics Corporation?

  55. Couldn't resist ... by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

    ... really. In soviet russia robots embrace you.

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    Extreme Programming - Redundant Array of Inexpensive Developers
  56. Whuzzat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Someday the robots will rise up and kill us all. They'll record our lives, obliterate our privacy, set off nuclear war, and eventually turn on us and eat our brains."

    So, the Bush administration is made up of robots? They record our lives, have obliterated our privacy, and I'm pretty sure they're working on the nuclear war.

    It all makes sense now!

  57. I can't see the point of this article by RoninOtter · · Score: 0
    The author appears to be coming from the perspective that robots are the best thing for humanity and U.S. Consumers don't deserve their awesomeness.

    Pause it for a second.

    He states that we need robots, but he never actually says what for. And the fact is, he's wrong. We don't need robots. There's absolutely nothing they can do that we can't, with the only exceptions being working in high-hazard environments or building something with extreme levels of precision. It's much safer and cheaper to have sent our two robot explorers to Mars in place of astronauts and robots are a much better candidate to clean up toxic waste dumps. Plus, I'd rather have high-tolerance construction handled by a CNC machine than a guy with a chisel. But honestly, why do we need robots as members of society?

    Think about it. Cars might be smarter now than they were before, but my friend's '66 Mustang is just as capable of driving on the highway as a computer-laden 2008 BMW sedan. The difference is, we can fix his car on the side of the road in about 2 minutes if it breaks down. The BMW will need a tow. Why would an elderly person want an unfeeling automaton to carry them to bed instead of a loved one or real living person? Why would we want to make our population even more uneducated and skill-less by having robots do all the work for us? We're already up-in-arms about corporations sending all the labor overseas and laying off their U.S. employees. Why would we want to make the number of jobs even smaller? We're already trying to figure out how to get parents to socialize with their children and kids to spend time with real people and not just video games. Why would we want to spend time learning to socialize pointlessly with an automaton?

    The author clearly has some satire in his tone, but he also doesn't go anywhere or have any clear message. He seems to be criticizing Americans whenever they show a fondness for robots, as well as when they show aversion. His only message seems to be "Buy robots! Why aren't you buying robots? No no, you're not supposed to like them! Just buy them!" Apparently we're "not mature enough" for his robotic vision.

    Frankly, I don't think the author has any vision. He's blind and simply wants to charge ahead for no reason whatsoever. I like the fact that we're able to see the areas where robots are helpful without having a "need" for them in our personal lives. And as for the "they're going to kill us all" ideal which is consistently seen in fiction, I think a construct will only be as evil as its user. That's been true from day one, and it will remain true. Robots are tools and they will do whatever their owner builds or orders them to do.

    Don't get me started on the people who want to play god and build intelligent robots just to feel self-empowered.

  58. humans are already good at doing that by johnrpenner · · Score: 1


    americans love robots -- they couldn't live without internet and industrial manufacture for one day. the robots are thirsty, and have already sent us on their way.

    for all those other things, humans are already good at doing that. we've already obliterated privacy, come up with the concepts necessary for mechanized mass destruction, and created this capability, where it ddn't exist before.

    we already feed our brains to the televisions and internets -- our mind is only filled with things fed us by the web. what happens without the lights?? -- when the lights when out on toronto in 2003 -- people started talking to their neighbours face-to-face, like they had never seen them before -- ussually sat at their desks paying more attention to a box than to the person sitting next to them. its easy enough to treat your fellows indifferently, as if they were just inputs on a machine -- to treat them humanely is much harder, since it takes more work -- yet i find face-to-face time infinitely more rewarding, and in-depth. there are ways of non-verbal communication that surpass anything virtual. the best thing i've done in the last decade, is to go a lot of places with my bike which most people take their car to -- you'd be surprised at the things you see, and the people you meet. :-)

    a whisper from the other side...

    1. Re:humans are already good at doing that by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "come up with the concepts necessary for mechanized mass destruction, "
      I would also like to point out that humans have been developing weapons that accomplish the same goal, and kill few people.
      Reading is becoming universal, vaccines, flushable toilets and refrigeration allows us to live longer.

      Baby bombers are retiring. There generally in reasonable healthy, and I have high hopes with what they will do with there new founded free time.

      Humans kick ass, and any robot that tries to stand in our way will be obsoleted.

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  59. All that will be left ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... of human civilization will be millions of Roombas cleaning up the mess.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  60. You mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean: Arigato.

    Domo Arigato - Thank you very much

    Domo - Very much!

    (yes yes, rough translation, but I'm trying to make it easy for him)

  61. oh noes!! by onion_joe · · Score: 1
    Oh noes, we can't has the proles makin' stuff that isn't pre-approved! For you, my good friend, I have the following quote:

    "Doctors have been caught using poisons, and those who falsely assume the name of philosopher have occasionally been detected in the gravest crimes. Let us give up eating, it often makes us ill; let us never go inside houses, for sometimes they collapse on their occupants; let never a sword be forged for a soldier, since it might be used by a robber." - ancient Roman educator Marcus Fabius Quintilian, Institutio Oratoria, II, xvi

    and I didn't use the standard Ben Franklin security/liberty quote (but I probably got the former from /. Whats a dude to do...)

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  62. Share and Enjoy by Anomylous+Howard · · Score: 1

    I think of a robot as "My plastic pal who's fun to be with"!

    Share and Enjoy! (tm)

  63. US is a left-over crap market by harshmanrob · · Score: 1

    The US gets all of the second hand, dated crap from Europe and Asia. I posted a while back that Verizon's VCAST, exclusive new TV over cell phone but failed to mention Vodaphone in Europe has had TV on their cell phones in Europe since 2002 (probably sooner!!).

    The only robots we'll see in the US will be either vacuuming the floor or huge war robots from China to destroy our sorry Christian asses. Instead of wasting time on God, we should have been researching and creating awesome technology instead of outsourcing it.

  64. dehumanising the world by timmarhy · · Score: 0
    I am the only person who thinks our current social problems are a result of our dehumanising society?

    the trend now is for everything be automated with no human intervention or interaction, and we are seeing more and more cases of people not treating each other with respect or valuing life, and i think it's because we lack that social contact in most of our dealings.

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  65. It's kind of academic.. by nicklott · · Score: 1

    Cos unless they do something soon to fix their economy the average US consumer 10 years hence is going to be assembling the robots not buying them

  66. Re:So what? That's wha! by foobsr · · Score: 1

    I don't believe that we as humans will see robots move out of the realm of managing and executing repetitious and/or dangerous tasks

    Like taking care of the elderly and by accident coming across a virtually outdated haggard hacker who still knows how to pull the plugs?

    CC.

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    TaijiQuan (Huang, 5 loosenings)
  67. Does PC Magazine matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say this, I had a subscription to PC Mag from 1989-1993 then I learned UNIX and learned about real computers. That must have been the hey-day for them.

    Does PC Mag matter anymore? I mean, isn't it just like Computer Shopper now? Full of ads for things I don't want or need with 1-2 articles of any use?

    For example, they seem to have lost their way - current cover story is about smart phones? What, exactly, does a smart phone have to do with a PC? Of course, they have the gPhone link too.

    Another article is GPS - what am I doing with a GPS on my desktop PC?

    PC Mag has clearly lost there way. For me, Tom's Hardware http://www.tomshardware.com/ and Anandtech http://www.anandtech.com/ have taken their place.

  68. I resent the term "robot" by Cannelloni · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's racist. We prefer the terms "artificial person" or "android".

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    Beauty is in the beholder of the eye.
  69. Ok I call bullshit. by MrCopilot · · Score: 1
    I had a robot at 10. My daughter had a robotic Dog, My boys each had a RoboSapien, and several robotic bugs. We all deserved them, actually we deserved much better. My robot 25 years ago was better than all the ones I've bought my children. Anyone remember that RadioShack Robot? Robie

    Mine was voice controlled and played audio tapes, programmable from my atari 800XL. In contrast, Tekno was horrible, Robosapiens were a giant step backwards. One of my sons even put together a bobot in his tech class in Jr High.

    I see no merit to the article's central theme. We just would like a good robot!

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    OSGGFG - Open Source Gamers Guide to Free Games
  70. Re:Slaves... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Why would we want to go through the whole slave thing again?

    So we can live I Robot (Asimov's book, not the rubbish movie.)

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  71. Re:Slaves... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Hardwired wasn't actually that bad of a movie. It's just that the studio accidentially labeled it "I, Robot".

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  72. Re:So what? That's wha! by jgarra23 · · Score: 1


    I don't believe that we as humans will see robots move out of the realm of managing and executing repetitious and/or dangerous tasks

    Like taking care of the elderly and by accident coming across a virtually outdated haggard hacker who still knows how to pull the plugs?


    Ya! Which is along the lines of the problem I have with higher-level programming languages (VB, Java, C#, etc...) being taught @ schools world-wide. I'm only 29 but out of the 100 or so people @ my office who are programmers of some sort or another, myself and 3 other people are the only ones who know C well enough to be handy with all this legacy C code lying around. When people relegate the lower-level tasks to a small group, the masses place an awful lot of blind trust in systems that they know next to nothing about collectively. I'm not sure if I am phrasing this correctly but I'm sure I am getting the gist across....

  73. Whether we deserve it or not is irrelevant... by Debello · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What IS relevant is whether there's a demand for it, and Americans are willing to pay for it. It's simple economics. Do Humans "deserve" cars? Do we "deserve" a refrigerator? I dunno, but it doesn't matter. We buys cars and fridges anyway.

    1. Re:Whether we deserve it or not is irrelevant... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes we do deserve them.
      we tromped are way out of the muck, out of the dark ages, and into a great culture of science.

      Humans kick ass. Sadly, some are dicks and make everybody look bad.

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  74. uncanny valley by sonoronos · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One of the conclusions drawn from this article is that the "Uncanny Valley" is a culturally dependant phenomenon. Then is the "Uncanny Valley" similar to the characteristics of beauty, which are known to differ by culture? If so, then can it be considered a matter of aesthetics? Is it purely individual? Are there certain robot characteristics that are "universally" uncanny or...canny?

    One of these days, someone is going to start a web site called, "RobotOrNot", allowing people to rate robots from 1 to 10, with 1 being obviously machine (like a toaster) and 10 being a picture of Kristanna Loken.

  75. You've been trolled... by msimm · · Score: 1

    The whole premise that some cultures deserve a technology is asinine. Those markets who show an interest will have them. As their utility increases so will the interest in those able markets. Period.

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  76. Hmm... sounds familiar by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

    People mindlessly voting up pointless articles based on ridiculous combinations of technology, America bashing, and sensationalist headlines. I could have sworn I've seen that somewhere before.

  77. Also by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Refrigeration is a technology that has done wonders for helping to end food shortages. One of the big problems with food is, of course, that so much of it is perishable. You can't keep it stored in a cupboard for long or it'll go bad. Well what to do then? I suppose there is the idea that you grow everything close to the people who will eat it. Just get it from the ground as needed right? Ok well two big problems. The first is what of people who don't live in areas where that works? Try doing that in most of Canada in the winter. You'll go hungry in a hurry because nothing likes to grow at 40 below freezing. The other problem is disasters. Maybe your area is perfect for growth but gets hit with an unexpected storm, or drought or whatever and crops fail. Now what?

    Well refrigeration is a big way to prevent those problems. Now food can be grown in one area and sent to another, and it'll be edible when it gets there because it was kept refrigerated. You don't have to eat food only where it is grown, or right after harvesting it. You can keep it and use it later. It is arguably one of the most important technologies out there for feeding the world. We can grow all the food we need, at least at this point, but it does need to be gotten to the people who require it, and done so before it spoils.

  78. Why anthropomorphic? by jay-be-em · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't really understand the focus on having anthropomorphic robots. Humans are relatively
    bulky and require quite a bit of energy for locomotion and so far move fairly slow. The one
    benefit of bipedal locomotion is the ability to walk over multileveled and rough terrain, but
    I'm guessing the majority of robot uses will be in offices, homes, etc. Why not have more designs
    like this? http://www.msl.ri.cmu.edu/projects/ballbot/

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    "Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness." --Eric Blair
    1. Re:Why anthropomorphic? by timmarhy · · Score: 0

      the main advantage is freeing our hands. if we walked on our hands we would never had used tools.

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    2. Re:Why anthropomorphic? by BaronAaron · · Score: 1

      We've designed our world around two hands, and two feet. Buildings, vehicles, tools, etc. Makes sense to design our robots to utilize the existing infrastructure we've already built.

  79. George Lucas had it right. by AJWM · · Score: 1

    The R2 and similar non-anthropomorphic droids were the ones that actually got the work done. As Owen Lars said of C-3PO, "I have no need for a protocol droid". Did 3PO ever do anything useful aside from translate for R2-D2? (And what's up with that? Even in 1976 we had machines that could speak.)

    Humanoid isn't a bad shape for a general purpose bot that has to interact with a human environment and made-for-humans tools, but there's still room for improvement, and in general purpose-built bots are likely more cost-effective.

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    1. Re:George Lucas had it right. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Did 3PO ever do anything useful aside from translate for R2-D2?

      In the movies? No. He's a protocol droid, he specializes in languages, protocol, and ettiquette. Basically, I figure he's supposed to be a combination of party planner, diplomat, family lawyer, cultural liaison, and programmer.

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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
  80. A better article would be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why Japan can't build a humanoid robot worth the American Consumer's time." This article is idiotic, because American's don't usually spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on novelty items of any kind, and that's what these are. The Roomba is successfull because it aproaches usefullness. The QRIO or whatever? What good is it for?

  81. Minimum requirements by tabby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just so long as they are willing to open the pod bay doors, I'm all for it.

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  82. Re:Stupid article (correction) by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (sorry, forgot the "g" in "disguised".)

  83. Don't give God any ideas! by kalirion · · Score: 1

    So it's not enough that God sicks terrorists on us to punish us for our sinful ways, but now he's gonna send in robots? Someone really needs to take that Guy out.

  84. What's really killing robotics in this country... by AJWM · · Score: 1

    Cheap (undocumented/illegal) immigrant labor.

    Why invest in developing robotic fruit or vegetable pickers if no farmer's going to buy them when migrant labor is cheaper? Why invest in developing housekeeper robots when no e.g. hotel is going to buy them? Etc, etc.

    If the market supply of minimum-wage (or below) labor dried up, we'd see a short term rise in wages paid (for those jobs that can't be offshored), followed by increasing replacement of expensive human labor with cheaper robotic labor as the latter became available.

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  85. It's not what people want, it's what's possible by moosehooey · · Score: 1

    Here's what I want: I want a robot to fold laundry. I want a robot to scrub the bathroom. I want a robot to prepare a meal. I want a "robot" to drive my car wherever I'd like.

    These things are very hard for robotics. The problem isn't that people can't come up with good ideas, the problem is that only the lousy ideas can be implemented.

    1. Re:It's not what people want, it's what's possible by Kaki+Nix+Sain · · Score: 1

      No kidding on that laundry folding one. Washing and drying machines are great and all, but they only really solve like 1/3rd of the laundry problem. The middle 1/3rd that is. The first 1/3rd, getting the laundry from where the user puts it to the washer is left undone, but shouldn't be too hard, just setup the laundry bin to feed the washer with some automated sorting to pick the right clothes/wash cycle. The last 1/3rd, getting the clean and dry laundry back to where the user can choose among it, is likely the hardest step since it needs gentle manipulation of the clothes and whatnot (which vary a great deal in their geometries) and then moving them to closets and dressers and the like.

      As for bathroom/kitchen cleaning I think something like robotic ants would be ideal and totally doable. I'd like some of those for general tidying up around the place too (they could put the remotes and keys and pens and such where they are supposed to go and the like).

      Preparing meals is likely solveable if the menu is very contrained and the input food stocks can be restricted to known packaging. Those two limitations pretty much kill the market for it though. If the labor price goes up for teens, then I'm sure the fast food companies will have such a robot off the drawing board pretty quick. I bet they have some numbers on what the cost of labor would have to be to make it worthwhile already.

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      (C) Kaki Sain, 2011. By reading this, you have illegally copied my property to your brain.

  86. Americans by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

    Of course us Americans don't need robots, most of us already are robots.

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    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better." - Unknown
  87. Bender's Big Score by jagdish · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0471711/Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two.

  88. Must be said by kahrytan · · Score: 1

    Anonymous Robot From Future: (dreaming) Hey, sexy lady! Wanna kill all humans?

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  89. Re:Slaves... by fractoid · · Score: 1

    Why would we want to go through the whole slave thing again? Because a slave-based society is the most comfortable, enjoyable and luxurious existence we've so far contrived... for the slave owners. The only downside is the moral problem of subjugating an entire slave class. If we can build the slaves to fit their role, that will allow us to have the lifestyle without the moral issues or the risk of rebellion.
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  90. I am the shower robot... by sowth · · Score: 1

    ...for your personal pleasure.

  91. Bad grammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is you're, not your. Idiot!!!

    1. Re:Bad grammer by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      No, it's "your", not "you're". The OP had it right, and is not an idiot. You, however, may be an imbecile.

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  92. Re:Slaves... by Brickwall · · Score: 1
    If we can build the slaves to fit their role, that will allow us to have the lifestyle without the moral issues or the risk of rebellion.

    I've always wanted to be a Beta. I would never want to be an Alpha.

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  93. Re:So what? That's wha! by foobsr · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I am phrasing this correctly but I'm sure I am getting the gist across

    Yes, sure. I recall that I about 10+ years ago phoned up the SPSS-guru (SPSS: Statistical Package for the Social Sciences, technically much simpler than C, though potentially harmful if 'just applied' to produce ''scientific truth'') at the local university and asked him whether he could recommend a student for a job requiring some knowledge of the CLI and he plainly answered: "They do not learn that anymore, they just point and click!" (maybe an underlying cause for the growing interest in chimpanzee research that I seem to perceive).

    Probably rules derived from an 'economics of scarcity' do not work well in the long run if the domain is shifted towards virtual entities (to say ''intellectual property'' would indicate a blind spot).

    CC.

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  94. Realistically Thinking... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Realistically thinking we've no need for robots to do labor.
    Robots cost greatly exeeds the vast oversupply of human labor available.
    Utilizing human labor is not only cost effective,but actually saves money.
    Permit me this scenario:
    Suddenly there is great need for labor,I dunno,asteroid coming and we need a shield built.
    Rather than expend our resources on robots,we eliminate social welfare payments for all but those who truley can't work.
    Right away the shield goes up,the asteroid is deflected and we've helped millions discover their self worth again,while putting valuable tax dollars toward REAL problems.
    There is far too much time spent on robots and far too little time spent doing whats right.

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  95. Who cares what the robot looks like if it has guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whether it looks human or whether it looks like an abstract contraption on wheels and toting guns, it might "rise up" and kill you. You think looking like a human has anything to do with its capacity--or "motivation"--to kill you? If so, you're falling into the perceptual trap of your visual cortex that tends to associate "looking human" with having human-like motivations. This is an instinct evolution has given you, and while it has been true and has worked well for millions of years, robots fall outside that paradigm. Fight the urge to be led around by your outdated instincts and be rational!--robots of any race, creed, color or design can kill you equally well!!

  96. Re:Slaves... by jdray · · Score: 1

    Wait until they rise up. Check out this novelette called Realtime about one domestic robot deciding that subservience wasn't something he was interested in any more.

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    Updated 6/28/2011
  97. AIBO is just as specialized as Roomba. by Malkin · · Score: 1

    The FA is making the mistake of succumbing to the fallacy behind the Turing Test. Saying that AIBO is an "advanced" robot is a bit like like saying that ELIZA is an "advanced" AI. Emulating a human or animal does not in any way make a robot more general-purpose. All it does is mean that the robot has the specialized role of acting like a human or animal. No matter how "advanced" they might be, there is no humanoid robot that can currently carry wounded troops out of danger, but there are specialized "mule" robots that can do this. You're not going to stop to criticize the fact that a robot can't smile and say "Have a nice day" while it's hauling your wounded ass out of a combat zone.

  98. Sign me up! by Malkin · · Score: 1

    Are you serious? I'd pay as much as $4000 for a robot that could pick up items in my apartment and put them away where they belong, neatly, in an organized fashion, when they are not needed at the moment. This is not because I'm lazy. On the contrary: It's because I am too busy to have time to tidy up.

    Hell, I'd develop it myself... but if I had time to do that, I wouldn't need a robot to do my tidying.