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  1. I use a microwave oven on The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking · · Score: 1, Funny

    so, can I call it "magneto-thermo-nuclear" cooking?

  2. Re:Three cheers... on NYT on Spam Cops · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Dont you think it's pretty strange that, out of the "more than 100 people around the world" employed by Microsoft to trace spammers, this article focuses on the one investigator with a name that resonates quite loudly in the IT community?

    In any case, yes, three cheers for Sterling (can we call him "Sterl"?) McBride

  3. Re:I'm going to claim I've got a cinema! on Night Vision Goggles vs Pirates · · Score: 1

    aaaaaaagh a snaaake! oh it's a snake!

  4. Re:Driving around, leaving notes on CNN Notices that WiFi is Insecure · · Score: -1

    do you keep the pr0n you find?

  5. Re:Is it just me? on Wireless Sensors Monitor Glacier Behavior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I saw the movie, but I was a little disappointed... I expected more CGI devastation though!

    The plot was alright IMO, considering it's not exactly scientifically accurate.

    I thought that the vice-president character was so Dick-Cheney-like that it was scary.

  6. Re:Another one for the arms race... on DSPAM v3.0 RC1 Spam Filter Released · · Score: 4, Funny

    what I really like about this arms race is that news stories about "how bad spam is" are becoming a regular feature in numerous media outlets...

    what that means is that the opinion of the silent majority is being moved toward "angry mob" status, which, I believe will lead to the downfall of the Spam Kings.

    so if anyone is interested, I'm planning on opening an online store specializing in torches and pitchforks...

  7. Re:another solution for Mars colonists on NASA Studying Energy Shields for Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    What makes you think we would ask for volunteers?

  8. small screens rant on Creative Labs to Release Video Jukebox Portable · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think the only way any company can make a successful HDD-based portable movie player is not to have a miniature screen, but to couple it with not-too-expensive video-goggles.

    IMO, portable video players with a small integrated screen are the same as a MP3 player with a speaker on the front. Stupid.

    All MP3 players come with earphones, dont they? Why dont all video-players come with video-goggles?

  9. Re:"Rossetta"? on ESA's Rosetta Probe Passed 1st Test · · Score: 4, Funny

    obviously, in true Slashdotter tradition, the poster didnt even RTFA he linked to...

  10. eMagin on Future of Visual Gadgets Rolled Out · · Score: 1

    If the eMagin gadget is sold cheap enough, it would be a great solution for portable media devices...

    Combine the eMagin with a video iPod, and I'll certainly use one during long trips on planes, trains and automobiles. Or even in bed.

  11. Re:Whatever happened to... on Future of Visual Gadgets Rolled Out · · Score: 2, Interesting

    why doesnt Slashdot have a +1 Scary mod?

    Just yesterday I was riding with a friend in his car when we catch up to another car driving erratically in front of us...

    We both thought the driver was drunk, but when we got a chance to pass him, we saw a couple of kids bouncing on the back seat and the driver was doing just what you described.

  12. so why arent more people doing this? on New Largest Prime Found: Over 7 Million Digits · · Score: 1

    is it because they dont want to have to give up on their computers for weeks at a time?

  13. I wear rings on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 1

    I wear big shiny stainless steel rings to draw attention to my knuckle calluses.

    If any would-be mugger doesnt realise what those calluses mean, then he fully deserves what he gets by trying to mug me.

  14. another solution for Mars colonists on NASA Studying Energy Shields for Spacecraft · · Score: 4, Interesting

    would be to send a lot of them there... knowing that a majority would die from the exposure.

    those survivors might be more resistant to radiation, and could possibly pass on that resistance to their offspring, and so on.

    evolution is the key to colonizing other environments.

  15. But what can you do on Fix a Troubled Mac · · Score: 1

    But what can you do when your coworker arrives in your cubicle, obviously alarmed, complaining that her floppy drive wont accept her diskette, which has all moving parts stuck (probably from a sugar-laden drink spill), and wont take "your diskette died" for an answer?

  16. Re:Interactive storytelling? on Thirty Years in Computing · · Score: 1

    you must live in an exciting place.

    nothing random and exciting ever happens here.
    well, at least, very rarely.

  17. Re:Interactive storytelling? on Thirty Years in Computing · · Score: 1

    you're deluding yourself... they'll never invent a holodeck, and if someone did, he'd be prevented from marketing it, because if everyone had a holodeck, no one would ever go outside of it, except to eat and defecate; this would lead to the downfall of mankind, as reproduction and social activities cease altogether.

  18. happiness on Bacteria Live Happily in Nuclear Waste · · Score: 3, Funny

    how do you know those bacteria are happy?

    maybe they're really depressed to have to live there, but can't afford to move someplace else?

    next time I spot a news item about bacteria living in an odd environment, I'll submit it to slashdot, "Bacteria struggling to make ends meet in [weird environment], suffer from overpopulation; Joe Bacterium comments: "What can you do, it's part of our culture."

  19. Music wont die on The Way the Music Died · · Score: 4, Informative

    If the big music conglomerates die, people will still continue to make music...

    There's a lot of talented musicians and bands out there. Maybe they only play in bars and small venues; maybe they still have a day job; maybe you have to make a special detour to that out-of-the-way independent record store to find their records.

    We can all live without music conglomerates and their lipsynching puppets.

  20. disruption or revolution? on Do-It-Yourself VOIP Telco · · Score: 1

    that guy's article almost reads like a "they're coming to steal our jobs and our women!!!1" rant.

    while the dinosaurs were undoubtedly alarmed to see a huge meteor ending their way of life, all the smaller mammals were crying with joy to see their predators massively die.

  21. Re:Sigh... on Playing GTA On Phone Leads To Bomb Threat? · · Score: 1

    found it!

    www.rundom.com/subzeroblue/images/dilbert2036598 30 40120.gif

  22. Re:Fewer Iraqi Dead on Paintball Sticky Sensors · · Score: 1

    It won't kill 'em, but they'd probably wish they were dead (for a while).

    or make them wish they werent suddenly permanently blind in one eye with a hot burning chemical burn sensation in their eyesocket...

    you know there's a reason why people wear protective goggles at paintball games.

  23. Re:pretty cool on Paintball Sticky Sensors · · Score: 1

    But paintball markers arent the most accurate way to shoot a projectile...

    Also, what if your sleeping-gas-ball gets chewed inside your paintball gun?

    Or, for crowd control situations, you might want to use less precise, mass tagging paintball cannons (www.alternativepaintball.com/cannon.htm)

  24. Re:Sigh... on Playing GTA On Phone Leads To Bomb Threat? · · Score: 2, Funny

    isnt there a Dilbert strip in which our hero uses a phone inside an airplane and says "Hi Jack!"

  25. Re:All your base! on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you wouldnt need IR LEDs... those FLIR cameras are so powerful, all you'd need is to use something that has a different temperature than your roof as a writing material.

    of course, using flashing signs made with IR LEDs would be sure to catch the attention of camera operator.

    I once had this halfbaked idea of modding a car with IR illumination all over it, and drive around the areas full of camcorder-wielding tourists...