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The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking

daeley writes "Wired has a feature on Alton Brown, host of FoodNetwork's Good Eats and favorite chef of geek foodies everywhere: The Thermochemical Joy of Cooking. AB has his own website, of course, and his own blog, of course. (If you are familiar with Alton's distinctive delivery, you can hear his voice as you read. My only complaint is that he doesn't write anywhere near often enough.) He's also been interviewed on Slashdot. From the Wired article: 'Brown, 41, is a culinary hacker, the poster boy for a movement that's coming to a boil in kitchens across America. The essence: Cooking is a science, not an art, informed by chemistry, physics, and biology. "Everything in food is science," Brown says. "The only subjective part is when you eat it."'"

275 comments

  1. finally! by lawngnome · · Score: 4, Funny

    finally I can wear a labcoat and a chefs hat in the kitchen and not feel like a dork.

    1. Re:finally! by Mateito · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I advise you to wear something under that chefs hat and lab coat, especially if you are using sharp knives or hot oil.

      I love cooking.. always have.. and I don't believe that it can always be reduced to science.. at least not to practical science. (Think three body problem.) The chicken you buy today will not have exactly the same flavour as the chicken you buy next week. And every beef cut needs to be treated like the individual it is.

      I cook well, but have friend who are masters. I can taste what they taste, but can't say "okay, this needs a pinch of cumin and a little cardamon to make it perfect. These guys have the knowledge of what works with what, but also the honed taste abilites and experiences that tell you then what is needed.

      And, to all those who haven't yet discovered it, cooking will get you chicks. My fianceé fell first for my cooking :)

    2. Re:finally! by lifebouy · · Score: 2, Informative
      I agree. the processes behind cooking may be science, but the act of cooking is art, or at the very least talent and skill. Unless you are cooking only one dish at a time, there is considerable juggling and timing involved. Baking and Pastry are an art. Some chefs can just look at the dough and tell whether the cake will rise or fall. Others (most of them) are hoping with crossed fingers, no matter what they say. Knowing which spices to use, when, and how much is not science. It's art, like knowing how much paint to put where on that oil painting. Fixing a broken sauce is something most cannot do. Some chefs, however, can fix just about anything. Those are artists. Oh sure, there's science behind it, just like there's science to mixing colors and making canvas and determining oil paint viscosity. But painting is still an art no matter how much science you throw at it and so is cooking.

      Alton Brown does rock though.

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    3. Re:finally! by N0decam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't remember where I read it (probably fortune ;) but I remember reading somewhere "Cooking is an art, baking is a Science"

      I largely agree because the quality of ingredients in cooking can vary so wildly, but if you buy "brand X" flour, it's pretty consistent.

      Also, things like humidity can affect how your baking turns out, and knowing how to compensate is simply a matter of knowhow.

      I was very close to enrolling in a local chef school until I found out how poorly the average chef gets paid around here. (And even how poorly the above average chef gets paid around here.)

    4. Re:finally! by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's science behind everything, but I don't think cooking is a science. It's a skill that combines a bit of science, a bit of art, some trial and error, and lots of practice. For example, I've been trying for a while to create a decent phad thai. The science part might tell me not to let the noodles cook too long, but it's not going to tell me what the end result is going to taste like. Each time I make it, I modify the sauce to try to achieve what I want, but it will take me a few more tries, maybe a lot more, before I really know this dish. Even following recipes may not get you what you want, because each one is different.

      I used to watch my grandma or my mom cooking when I was a kid and then I tried to emulate them. My grandma never used a recipe, and I'd watch her throw in "a little of this, a pinch of that" and I wanted to do the same. When I was about ten, I begged my mom to let me try making chocolate chip cookies without a recipe. She was worried I'd be wasting ingredients, but she finally let me. It turned out pretty good too, for a first try. They were a little hard, but edible. I've had lots of cooks in my family. My great grandfather, my grandma, two of her siblings, and one of my cousins have all owned restaurants at some point in their lives.

      I guess I'm starting to ramble, but I really like Alton Brown. I didn't realize he'd been interviewed on Slashdot, all I knew of him was from watching his show. I like him because his humor is right on my level, and my wife agrees he's entertaining. She also expects me to do most of the cooking :-). Sometimes I get a little tired of that, but if she cooks then I have to do the dishes, and I'd rather cook almost any day.

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    5. Re:finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gasp ! You slashdot guy have a financee !! Gasp.

    6. Re:finally! by ePhil_One · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The processes behind cooking may be science, but the act of cooking is art, or at the very least talent and skill.

      But I think AB teaching the science behind cooking is the key to becoming and artist with food. By helping people understand what is happening, it helps them experiment in useful directions. Understanding why one quickbread recipe calls for baking soda and another does not frees me from discouraging failed experiments, thanks to AB I know its about pH balance. Good Eats encourages experimentation, unlike many other cooking shows.

      But I think the comparison to art is good in another way, because almost every good artist out there knows the science behind his medium, wither its a photographer understanding the film grain and how the optics distort the images he produces, to a sculptor understanding the composition and weaknesses of his materials. Some artists may never understand "how" it is they know these things, much like many major league sluggers fail at coaching because they never had a concious understanding of what they did.

      Those chefs who can look at dough at tell wether it will rise or fall know because they've seen thousands of doughs, they know the smell of healthy yeast, know the pliability of the dough they want, know how sticky it should be, etc. They get that from years of cooking, experimenting, failing.

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  2. Not a very profound assertion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Everything in -life- is a science. Cooks wish they were biologists. Biologists wish they were physicists. Physicists wish they were chemists. Chemists wish they were God.

    1. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Noononono. You've got it backwards. Biologists wish they were chemists. Chemists wish they were physicists (because ultimately, thats where the root of their studies is)... And physicists wish they were god (and ultimately, they are more likely to be more god-like than all of the above--Atom bomb and all).

      Except perhaps that biologists could unleash plagues of locusts, by tweaking the environment, which is close enough. Chemists are just wanna-bees.

    2. Re:Not a very profound assertion by KoriaDesevis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Cooks wish they were biologists.

      Bakers are, in a sense, biologists. They know that yeast in bread and rolls thrive in warm temperatures, and that the ideal temperature for yeast activity is between 120 an 130 degrees F. Heat the dough to 140, and the yeast dies. Salt will kill yeast if brought in direct contact with it as well. And yeast loves sugar - so much so that if you leave the sugar out of bread, the yeast will start breaking down the complex sugars in the flour, which in turn changes the flavor of the breads.

      Bakers must know the environmental conditions they need to set up for yeast (a living fungus), or they will find themselves without a bakery. In this sense, they have to be biologists, albeit in a limited sense.

    3. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And God wishes He were a mathematician.

    4. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Savatte · · Score: 1

      Art isn't science

    5. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      HA!

      That'll be the eterenty.

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    6. Re:Not a very profound assertion by shawb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought Physicists thought they were mathemeticians, who thought they were philosophers, who thought they were sociologists, who thought they were psychologists, who thought the were biologists, who thought they were chemists, who then thought they were physicists...

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    7. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Funny
      > Bakers are, in a sense, biologists. They know that yeast in bread and rolls thrive in warm temperatures, and that the ideal temperature for yeast activity is between 120 an 130 degrees F. Heat the dough to 140, and the yeast dies. Salt will kill yeast if brought in direct contact with it as well. And yeast loves sugar - so much so that if you leave the sugar out of bread, the yeast will start breaking down the complex sugars in the flour, which in turn changes the flavor of the breads.

      So when a recipe calls for a certain amount of honey to be added to a dough that also includes flour and eggs, you're really just tweaking the bee-puke input in order to adjust yeast-shit output as a function of how many bird menstruation products you added.

      (And yet, I still enjoy bread and beer, and am still hungry. Go figure.)

    8. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Annoying · · Score: 1

      Philosophers think they're God, have you seen some of the stuff they come up with? "God is dead!" for example.

    9. Re:Not a very profound assertion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so where do computer scientists fit into this grand scheme of things?

  3. If cooking is science by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    Then you must be referring to Burger King of McDonalds. Cause it shouldn't be that damn complicated.

    1. Re:If cooking is science by jacksonyee · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't be complicated?

      Cooking is an area where it can be as complicated as you want it to be-ranging all the way from sticking a piece of meat into the fire to a masterful blend of 72 ingredients into a pot of French soup simmered for eight hours over charcoal. Most people do not do anything very complicated, but if you don't think that there isn't science in cooking, then all of our safety precautions, refrigeration technology, FDA guides, food pyramid, nutritional labels, calorie counts, and everything else really isn't necessary. The human diet is one of the most studied scientific areas in history; even more so if you take medicine and drugs into consideration.

      Now, granted I don't bother to pay attention to most of the research being done nowadays because taste and effects are so individualized, but there certainly is science involved in the process of cooking beyond a simple receipe for something that tastes good.

    2. Re:If cooking is science by Enry · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It can be as complicated as you want it to be.

      If you want to just follow the recipe, it's not that complicated. Step 1, beat eggs, step 2, add flour, etc.

      But, if you want to see what you can do with it, to put your own spin on it, to hack it, then you need to be a bit more complicated. And to do that, you need to understand what's happening and more importantly, why it's happening.

      Visual Basic is to Emeril as Perl is to Alton Brown

    3. Re:If cooking is science by king-manic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Visual Basic is to Emeril as Perl is to Alton Brown

      Does that make Jamie Oliver java?

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    4. Re:If cooking is science by Enry · · Score: 4, Funny

      Does that make Jamie Oliver java?

      Hmm..if by that you mean "overhyped nonsense", then I guess so. But it's not really fair to Java.

    5. Re:If cooking is science by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does that make Jamie Oliver java?

      I would've went with python because of that huge tongue

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    6. Re:If cooking is science by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, that if the original poster had said what they did about computers, a reply like yours would be modded to hell and flamed for being 'elitist'.

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    7. Re:If cooking is science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about Jamie Oliver, where does it put Rachel Ray?

    8. Re:If cooking is science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oliver is not bad, but you have to already know about cooking before you can benefit from his ideas. It's the same in every area - advanced numeric algorithms won't mean much to you if all you know is HTML.

      As to beginners: it was said that they read a recipe the same way a young lawyer reads a contract - slowly, in full and without understanding a single word.

    9. Re:If cooking is science by jtev · · Score: 1

      Hopefully in my bed. Or my kitchen, maybe naked and on the table

      was there a point to my post?

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  5. If cooking is science.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..the arts is science as well. Every really good cook will confirm you it's an art not only(!) science.

    1. Re:If cooking is science.. by jguthrie · · Score: 1
      Actually, the science behind the art can be very important to the artist. A true artist will understand the materials he uses in order to better achieve the effect he wants. So, in that sense, "arts is science as well", just as you say.

      That, by the way, illustrates why the "cooking is art, so Alton Brown is a fool" folks completely miss the point. Art is about what you're trying to accomplish, the science (actually, the technology, but that's another discussion) is about how to accomplish it.

  6. I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by caveat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and I *hate* alton. yes, there is a lot of chemistry and science in cooking, and it is very interesting, and a lot of it can be boiled down to quantifiable, deterministic values - but ultimately, COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week. i can't count how often something i've tried in the kitchen that chemically and scientifically should have worked fine, but in the end came out curdled, or tasteless, or fallen. maybe "regular" home cooking can be broken down into pure numbers that anybody can grind out, but making truly excellent food will always need that certain artists' touch.

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    1. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are full of shit.

    2. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's your snobby 'chef side' talking.

      Alton, himself, never calls himself a chef. In fact, he isn't trying to make you into one. He just perfects simplier dishes... and encourages people, especially geeks, to "play with their food" and understand whats going on when you do!

      A true physicist may not like "Bill Nye" or "Mr.Wizard" because they do silly experiments with children, but it encourages people to delve more into science even more... Alton is much like the Mr Wizard of cooking... encouraging 'us kids' to cook and understand what's going on when we do it. And just like how Mr.Wizard didn't teach you how to make a nuclear reacture our of kitchen supplies, AB doesn't teach you how to perfect a $500 cavier/froi gras dish.

      You hate AB, but anyone that DOES watch the show will easily put AB's infamous "French Chef" voice on when reading your entry. ;-)

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    3. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by tealover · · Score: 0, Troll

      Maybe it's the European in me

      Then you'd better tell the European to pull out.

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    4. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but Alton Brown gets a hella lot of pussy. Can you say the same?

      You may be a food artiste, but if it doesn't gain you more pussy, then what is it really good for? You know I'm right. Yep. I can see you smiling. you KNOW I am right. Heh heh. Now go out there and stink up your finger. right on!

    5. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by endx7 · · Score: 1

      COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week.

      Hold on, I'll be getting my Nobel Prize for Chemistry in a week. And those grants are coming in already!

    6. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by troyml · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I suppose you hate Shirley Corriher, Rose Levy Berenbaum, Harold McGee, etc... all authors who have helped me understand the science of food.

      Alton recognizes that cooking is an art... his show itself is art and imho good art. But understanding how the art works leads to better ability.

      Pottery is a science, heat, minerals, sand, clay, glass etc.... and darn near any fool can lump some clay together and stick it in a kiln. But the real artists either through experience or through study learn how the materials respond to pressure, heat, time etc.... use this type of clay, this composition of glaze, fire it to this level for this length of time... and voila get the desired result.

      Do I hate really good potters..... could say the same for many other mediums... paint, metalwork, etc.. etc.. etc.

      Don't be a culinary snob... your successes lie on the same principles and 'science' that anyone elses do and if you understand that all the better.

      I just finished perusing the CIA's (Culinary Institute of America) book 'The Professional Chef' and they certainly recognize that to suceed at the art of cooking one must come to terms with the science of it, and even the math, the business acumen, the labor and the grind that it can be as well.

    7. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by mrtrumbe · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I love Alton. But I love him for precisly the same reason you hate him: cooking is an art.

      The concept you seem to be missing, maybe due to your existing knowledge as a chemist, is that knowing the processes behind why things curdle, are tasteless or fall is part of the art of cooking. Very few TV cooks tell you the "processes behind the meal," which are essential to understanding the art of cooking. Alton fills that gap.

      I certainly agree with you that it takes much more than science to get that omlette to come out just right, etc. It requires much skill and practice, the right tools and knowledge of how to use them. But I don't think Alton would disagree with you, either.

      Think about one of the examples you gave: curdling. If you knew the underlying cause of curdled milk, you can apply that knowledge to a wide variety of recipies, not just the one you were working on. Yet most TV chefs don't get to that level. Sure their recipe might show you how to avoid curdling throught a precise list of steps and procedures. But very few would tell you why those steps are necessary to prevent curdling. Alton does just that.

      Cooking is an art with many scientific principles behind it. Any cook who dismisses the artistry of cooking will undoubtedly never be a great chef. Any cook who ignores completely the science behind cooking will likewise never advance in his artistry.

      I will admit, however, that a great chef may not have the same type of scientific knowledge that Alton advances. It may be sufficient to know, for example, that acid + milk + heat = curdled milk. But I really don't see the harm in knowing what chemical reactions happen in such a scenario.

      Hey, you don't want to get to that level? Emeril airs a half hour after Good Eats. He's a fountain of enlightenment if I've ever seen one. :rolleyes:

      Taft

    8. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by oops · · Score: 1

      There's no reason why you can't combine the two. For instance the 3-Michelin-starred Heston Blumenthal does this. See his weekly Guardian columns for more info. BAcon and Egg ice cream, anyone ?

    9. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Geez. It's both. Tell me great chefs don't at least intuitively understand the science. The greatest can work without a "canned scientific" knowledge of the science, but since science is just acute observation and theory-building, experienced chefs are scientists whether they acnowledge that or not.

      Yes, the most important parts of the creative decision process are artistic, informed by experience and critically directed by intuition. But the science is always there, waiting to make your creative fancies and stunning insights take shape. Or fail to, because physical reality imposes a harsh penalty if you try to oppose its inexorable truths. Witness many failed souffles, burnt sauces, and other culinary disasters caused by trying something that just can't work.

      By the way, haven't I seen the exact same arguments in another favorite geek arena?

      s/COOKING/PROGRAMMING/g
      Same-same, basically. No amount of creativity is going to overcome the fundamental science of your medium. The wise [cook|coder] learns how to push the science to the very edge of the envelope to accomodate brilliant new visions of [fppd|software].
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    10. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by caveat · · Score: 1, Interesting

      wow, fast results...i was a bit quick on the draw with that, let me clarify. i dont' have a as much of a problem with alton himself as people like the submitter, who do think that by reducing the culinary arts to the most empirical values, anybody can become an alain ducasse or a masaharu morimoto. like i said, home cookery can be broken down and still yield excellent results for a pot roast or coleslaw, but all the science in the world isn't going to help you make a better shabu-shabu, paella, or cassoulet.

      yes, i am putting on snobby chef airs (which i really have no right to do, i'm just the sous/saucier), but i'm also speaking from the firsthand experience of trying to fuse chemistry and cooking. if that concept really does it for you, try baking - that branch of the food arts really is a science, everything has to be weighed out just right and mixed in the proper order and fashion, or the proper reactions won't take place and you get a limp, flabby cake or gooey, chewy bread. i'm actually surprised i dont' see alton in the bake shop more...

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    11. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by idontgno · · Score: 1
      Crap.
      $s/fppd/food/
      Why is the submit button so close to the preview button?
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    12. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Where did you get your culinary degree that they didn't have at least one course of food science? Alton never says that cooking is just following formulas. What he does is explain how things work and why they work that way. He explains why an age old technique works and why some things don't work.

      Short-order cook at McDonald's doesn't make you a chef.

    13. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by nelsonal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've found Alton to be an excellent resource for establishing the basics, at some point every chef learned how to saute, and some seasonings went with fish and chicken. After that they learned more about experimentation and expression and became artists. Alton isn't trying to teach people how to move to artists (like most of the programming on the food network) he's showing people the basics. From their curiousity can build on that knowledge and his viewers can develop their own style.
      In his case the geek set, learning the basics involves a lot of science (we like to understand how things work not just that if I heat the oil on medium and drop the meat in for 5 min it cooks). I know with everything if I understand how a process works from interest rate calc derivation to quantum physics to custard formation, I'm a whole lot more likely to remember the steps involved and correctly apply them. The love of fine food comes after you've baked the salmon served it with wine, a nice salad, and asparagus with hollandaise sauce and you take a bite.

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    14. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by SquadBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yup this is why I'm am all for nuking Europe from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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    15. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I have a music degree (amongst others). One part of learning music was understanding the science behind music. What makes consonance and dissonance, the difference between well-tempered and equal tempered, etc. I studied hundreds of different works to recognize the formulas that recurred through different styles (3rd movement is a waltz).

      Knowing all of that helped me understand music better and perhaps made me a better composer and performer but I still pretty much suck compared to the greats. Oddly enough, most of the greats got by with little more than cursory knowledge of music (see Charlie Parker).

      My point is that cooking is very similar. Knowing the science behind it isn't going to turn you into Jacques Pepin anymore than music science turned me into Gerry Mulligan but it can make us amateurs just a little bit better.

    16. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I'm a regular Joe, I picked up some equipment and well I run a restraunt :). A chinese food restarunt but I also do gormet cooking. Takes a whiel to learn and many many many many unfortunate mistakes but cooking isn't as hard as say rocket science.

      Anecdote: One time I was making a batch of scalloped potatoes, I decided to add a bit of oregano. The cap came off and I added a bit too much. I removed what I could but the mixture already absorbed the oraganos flavor. Thus my scallop potatoes tasted like tree bark. I've gotten better.

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    17. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I was going to ask what the fpp protocol was. Thanks for making it clear that you were talking about the foo daemon. ;)

    18. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Both science and "art" require skill, study and practice to perfect. The design of a bridge can be "broken down into pure numbers" but not everybody can grind them out.

      The reason I put art in quotes because the word is a little ambiguous here. On one hand, "art" is any skill learned after much study and practice; which is exactly the same as "science". On the other hand, "art" can be used only to the application of skill to realize creativity and self expression; this generally is not considered science, even though good scientist is creative the goal is not the expression of that creativity but a practical result.

      Art, in terms of expressing yourself, is a lot more accessible than art as a skill. And I think this is where they say cooking is "more science than art" in a literal sense: Cooking is about applying skill for a practical result (edible food) as opposed to something strictly aesthetic... though that does not exclude the ability to use cooking to express oneself or create something aesthetic as well :)
      =Smidge=

    19. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Razor+Blades+are+Not · · Score: 1

      Wow - A real Chemist and a Real Chef, but not a logician.

      Surely you don't think because Chemistry is a science that any regular Joe could pick up a copy of "Chemistry for Dummies" and be running a lab in a week ?

      Why should it be any different for the "science" of cooking?

      As for your "chemically and scientifically should have worked fine" dishes - did you cook them in a lab ? Did you measure the liquids in a pipette? Did you eliminate the influences of the environment ? did you time the process to the second?
      Unless you've done all those things (and many more), you were relying on your experience as a Chef, not a chemist, to get that food to work.

    20. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Colazar · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Actually my wife (who is a pastry chef) always says that cooking is an art, and baking is a science.

      The difference is that in cooking, if you make a mistake adding ingredients, you can usually compensate by adding a different ingredient to counteract it.

      In baking if you screw up, you usually have completely destroyed the chemical reactions you need to have happen, and so you have to throw it all away and start over.

      (There is, of course, art in baking, too, but that usually comes into play in the finishing of the item, *after* the baking is done.)

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    21. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're also a real moron. Congratulations!

    22. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I guess it boild down to this:

      To make a really good omlette good science will suffice.

      To make a really good omlette with qual eggs, faux graus, urchin eggs, and caviar takes artistry.

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    23. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by kunudo · · Score: 1

      Just like any guy off the street can pick up a book on string theory and suddenly work out all the math required to make it work out... no, wait...

    24. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by MattRog · · Score: 1

      "By the way, haven't I seen the exact same arguments in another favorite geek arena?"

      Indeed, however it is worse in computer science. Those that don't know the "science" (read: fundamentals) behind their chosen professions are merely cookbook-style practitioners. In computer science (like cooking) the barrier to entry is low enough that any yahoo can claim to be a programmer. The main difference is that there is no easy way to deem software {wrong|broken|incorrect|etc} like you can do with food, buildings, etc.

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    25. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by GodHead · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Cooking - making food - is not an art. It absolutly CAN be an art. Here's alton own words on it.

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      It's kind of like, I'd love to own a Picasso. I like Picasso. If I could own a Picasso one day, that would be swell. But I don't want to paint like Picasso. It's like the really great chefs are artists and it's like, I'm going to go to the restaurants and enjoy it. I don't want to cook like that at home and I don't want them to publish books that tell me how because you know what? You can't! You can't. You can not do it. They can write that stuff down, you're still not going to be able to do it. That's why, I think Joseph? [sic, Thomas?] Heller, amazing chef, French Laundry, out in Napa, amazing guy. I can't cook any of the stuff in his book because it's not enough to have it written down. It isn't enough. No more than it would be enough for Picasso to have written How To Paint A Picasso book. That's what we're talking about.

      There's a level... It's like, I don't call myself a chef. I'm not a chef. I don't have the creative chops to call myself a chef. Can I hack out a decent meatloaf? Well, yeah, because I understand the meatloaf and yackety-yak. But I am I going to create a great dish? No? I'm not going to create a great dish. Those guys have that artistry and I wish they'd just do it and sell it and let those of us that want to eat it and enjoy it and stop writing cookbooks. Because I know more people that have given up on cooking because they couldn't make Charlie Trotter's friggin' Rabbit Reduction sauce. It's so intimidating. It infuriates me that those guys feel like they don't make enough money already that they have to make the rest of us feel bad with their cookbooks. So, I don't buy them. I don't buy those cookbooks. I very rarely buy cookbooks, to be frank.

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    26. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Cooking is about thermodynamics and chemical reactions and anatomy. Good cooking is about knowing what goes well together. By knowing the science, you're free to experiment and learn what goes well together; what you can substitute; what you have on hand to make things that taste good together; what you can do to make foods healthier. Like substituting yogurt for sour cream in a recipe. Or brining dry meats so you can grill them without turning them into dry hunks of flesh. Or doing pantry raids and creating incredible meals out of leftovers.

      Science doesn't make you a good cook, but it helps you become a great one.

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    27. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, dinkwad, and as a real artist, guess what? You need to know some science to be an artist. There's no magic realm where art Is All You Need. If you put a little water in melted chocolate, it's gonna sieze, no matter what your Artistic Sense tells you, and knowing that is going to help you not fuck things up.

      Pretentious git.

    28. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by N0decam · · Score: 1

      Recipes are a science, but technique matters quite a bit too. Ingredient quality can also affect stuff a lot.

      And don't knock it - The Joy of Cooking has some awesome recipes in it ;) Not to mention great sections on proper techniques. Reading it can make a huge difference in how good of a cook you are, even if it won't make you a master chef.

    29. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

      i can't count how often something i've tried in the kitchen that chemically and scientifically should have worked fine, but in the end came out curdled, or tasteless, or fallen.

      I've objected to the 'all cooking is science' theme myself here, so I agree with you to some extent. However, if your sauce curdles or your meat is tasteless or your souflé falls and you think it's because you left out "that certain artists' touch," then you're not a very good chef, and you probably ought to try watching Good Eats. There's no mystery as to why those things go wrong, and as a chef you damn well ought to understand that. When it happens, you sure as hell ought to know exactly why it happened, or at least understand that there is a reason it happened beyond dumb luck or the number of stripes on your toque.

      Now, if your plate is ugly, or if the pomegranite reduction doesn't quite fit with the garlic mashed potatoes, I'd say you could use a bit more of the artist's touch. But I'll bet you a meal for two at the French Laundry that Thomas Keller relies at least as much on his technical prowess as he does on his artistic flair.

    30. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by raytracer · · Score: 3, Insightful
      and I *hate* alton. yes, there is a lot of chemistry and science in cooking, and it is very interesting, and a lot of it can be boiled down to quantifiable, deterministic values - but ultimately, COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week.

      My, aren't we impressed with ourselves?

      Your statement presumes that "regular joes" can't do art. They can and in fact do. You might argue that 99% of all the food people prepare in their homes is crap. But guess what: 95% of what I've eaten is restaurants is the same hum drum level.

      The reason that you can't pick up Joy of Cooking and run a four star restaurant (or even get palateable meals) is that the Joy of Cooking doesn't teach you what you need to know to make good meals. If you want to make a good flat iron steak, or some decent onion soup, or a decent cheesecake, there are a few things you need to get right, and if you get those few technical things right, you get MUCH better results. Is there some art beyond that? Of course, but most people just want their meals to taste better, they don't aspire to creating lasting works of art.

      Cooking is mostly a craft, and like most crafts, it is helped by learning proper technique and by practice. Alton Brown encourages both in a relatively accessable way. I thank him for the many tasty meals he's inspired in my kitchen.

    31. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This poster (and several others) seem to equate "science" with "black and white." Nothing could be further from the truth. Is chaos theory not science because you don't always get the same result? Hardly. I could also mention meteorology, fluid dynamics, quantum physics. Science can be messy, and despite what Einstein said, God does play dice with the universe. The Newtonian view of a clockwork universe has been found lacking for hundreds of years.

      What Alton does, perhaps better than any other, is explain to the layman the how and why of cooking. He then tells you to go and play around with recipes yourself. Properly armed with the science behind cooking, anyone can be a successful AND creative cook.

    32. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      I also do gormet cooking.

      No you don't.

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    33. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      get that omlette to come out just right

      Alton is ok but his way of rolling out an omlette is just retarded. His way ... grab the handle of the pan from the underside and roll the omlette out the far side of the pan. I've seen other TV cookers do this too. Easier way ... inside ingredients go in a line with the handle, get the plate in one hand, pan handle normally in the other and slide the omlette out towards the plate, then tip the pan up with a slow twist of the wrist until the non-plate side of the omlette rolls off leaving the omlette overlap on the plate. Couldn't be simpler!

    34. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      I also do gormet cooking. (typo noted)

      No you don't.

      Now how do you qualift that?

      gourmet ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gr-m, grm)
      n.
      A connoisseur of fine food and drink.

      I cook some very nice dishes, Scallops wrapped with bacon, Nice look chocolate deserts with liquer. Lots of interetsing and tasty dishes just a little left of what everyone else does. I'd think I qualify.

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    35. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week

      I agree that this is the snobby artistic side talking. It's the part that tell you that art is hard, and science is easy. You're only half right.

      Although I agree there is more to being a chef than science, your statement implies that science is easy. More precisely, it implies that being an outstanding scientist is easy. Could someone pick up a copy of Wade's or Carey's (The OC texts on the shelf over my desk) and become a Nobel laureate? If so, I'm in luck.

      Regardless, I do agree with the idea that cooking is "science until you eat it". Being a chef has a greater component of art to it, but merely cooking dinner for the purpose of palatable sustenance is just like following a protocol. There is little art to it. Or, as you put it maybe "regular" home cooking can be broken down into pure numbers that anybody can grind out, but making truly excellent food will always need that certain artists' touch.

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    36. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      i can't count how often something i've tried in the kitchen that chemically and scientifically should have worked fine, but in the end came out curdled, or tasteless, or fallen.

      This sort of thing happens in a biological laboratory, too. But a scientist doesn't console himself with "it's an art." He realizes that this sort of thing means that he doesn't understand the science as well as he thought he did, and that there is an uncontrolled variable somewhere in the procedure. The only true "art" in carrying out a protocol or a recipe is reproducibility--to do the same thing the same way every time, so that at least you are unlikely to be the uncontrolled variable.

    37. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      i dont' have a as much of a problem with alton himself as people like the submitter, who do think that by reducing the culinary arts to the most empirical values, anybody can become an alain ducasse or a masaharu morimoto.

      No, anybody (with a little practice) can carry out a good recipe and produce results as good as those of a great chef. But a great chef isn't great because he can follow a recipe--he's great because he creates the recipes. It's like the difference between a lab tech and a great scientist.

    38. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Wanker · · Score: 1

      Just be careful when that baby core dumps. It's not pretty. ;-)

    39. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      and I *hate* alton. yes, there is a lot of chemistry and science in cooking, and it is very interesting, and a lot of it can be boiled down to quantifiable, deterministic values - but ultimately, COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week. i can't count how often something i've tried in the kitchen that chemically and scientifically should have worked fine, but in the end came out curdled, or tasteless, or fallen. maybe "regular" home cooking can be broken down into pure numbers that anybody can grind out, but making truly excellent food will always need that certain artists' touch.

      I can't help but wonder whether the real reason you hate (hate! what a strong word for a guy with a TV show...) Alton Brown is that he's helping to strip away a little of the mystery and confusion that permits you to be such an elitist snob about your "art". God forbid he should help make your mysterious "art" a little bit easier to understand for us, the unwashed, uninitiated masses, eh?

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    40. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      COOKING IS AN ART. if it wasn't, any regular joe could pick up a copy of the Joy of Cooking and be running a four-star restaurant in a week.

      Because as we all know, science is much easier than art. Any regular joe could pick up an OChem textbook and be working as a recombinant geneticist in a week.

      Riiiiight.

    41. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by linzeal · · Score: 1
      I would agree for 95% of all baked goods but some of them just beg to be played with like the amount of rum in my 'infamous' pirate raisin muffins did alter the texture and shelf life of my product but was completely acceptable to my late night clientele who sometimes were ordering them because I had nearly a shot of booze in them each, and they were minors. The morning ones were a 1/4 to a 1/2 shot and were different in taste and appearence but the same animal. I can't even begin to name all the different types of fats and oils we substituted when they were in fashion like olive oil and crisco for butter. There is some room for playing around as a pastry chef/baker but you have to be able to see the consequences of your actions in advance as where when cooking the results are more immediate.

      Wait, shhhh do you hear that? No officer I did not sell booze to minors, don't take me away from my precious keyboards and monitors, NOOOOO!

    42. Re:I'm a Real Chemist and a Real Chef... by linzeal · · Score: 1
      How can you say that? I've never been slinged hash by this dude but you should give more than a modicum of credit to people who attempt dishes that are sometimes beyond them in the ability to perfect but can bring awesome renditions of them regardless. Gourmet to me means I get more than I paid for. For instance there is a restuarant here in Arcata called Arcata Pizza Deli and you would not call it haute or see only the rich folk of town in there because you will see everyone in town there because the damn deals are so good. For 3 dollars you get nearly 2 and a half pounds of fresh cut fries in a bucket, or for 6 dollars you get a monstrous reuben on fresh bread with local saurkraut and cheese with a half pound or more of corned beef. That to me is gourmet, everyone else can call something else the cutting off point but as a former pastry chef I see no such dilineation. I've been hanging out with modern day Hobos as of late I have got some nice recipes off of them and one that I will share with you now.

      This can be done in an oven but the real fun is doing it at a real live campfire. Similiar to a meat loaf you have at home but sealing it in foil keeps it much more juicy.

      Hobo Burger (or Jungle Burger)
      1 lb of ground beef 1 quarter pound sausage skin removed
      1 small onion diced
      2 small carrots diced
      As many cloves of garlic as you can stand
      1 can of anchovies
      5-6 packets of ketchup or about a half cup
      3-4 pieces of bread
      1 egg

      Take everything put them in a ziplock bag and work with your hands till of even consistancy. Shape into small loaves for individual servings and cut cooking time in half or one large loaf if you are going to serve it that way. Wrap each in multiple layers of foil.

      For over preheat to 400 degrees. Put the loaves directly into the hottest part of the campfire and cover with red hot coals. For a rare loaf take out in 30-45 minutes depending on temperature of fire. Hardwood will gain heat slower than soft wood such as pine.

  7. Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Jaywalk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Everything in food is science," Brown says. "The only subjective part is when you eat it."
    True only if you never leave the cookbook. As with any art, a creative cook is trying to obtain an emotional experience; make the observer (i.e., diner) say "This is good." Since the buttons you're trying to push are deep within the brain's wiring, you're working with a complex system, so intuition often serves better than empirical knowledge. Will paprika work better here, or cinnamon? The answer is often not what would be expected by rational analysis.

    Understanding the science behind cookery does not eliminate the art. Computers can generate sonnets which are grammatically and syntactically perfect, but they're not worth reading. Painting can be reduced to a science as well, but only if you limit it to paint-by-numbers.

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    1. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by FortKnox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, I already said this once...

      You are thinking of two things... a cook makes a meal (much like in Otters reply), a chef makes new dishes. Alton is NOT a chef, and he makes sure that he's pretty clear in his shows and books that he is NOT a chef. He shows how to cook something and gives you the scientific insight to know what is going on while doing it. This insight COULD give someone enough knowledge to make his/her own dishes (which some artistic thinking as well), but the insight, itself, is science, not art.

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    2. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when where sonnets meant to be "grammatically and syntactically perfect." Considering language is somewhat evolutionary, or at least organic, in it's nature, there is no such thing as "grammatically and syntactically perfect" other than what people can understand. Otherwise nobody would ever of invented @ or the interrobang (?!) or any made up word ever, or we would still be speaking pre Chaucer esq english.

      Sonnets are good for reasons other than their grammar. Sonnets are enjoyable to read because of their content, and our emotional attachments to the things they talk about, as well as their meter which forces the writer to use new and inventive sentence strucutres to convey their ideas.

      In fact, if sonnets are about anything, they are about imperfection as you would see it.

      I expect sonnets could be written scientificially. But the process for doing so would be very very complex, especially for a computer. Not because they need to be inventive (Anyone that says computers are not able to be creative, you obviously know very little about A.I.) but due to the wealth of vocabulary, accopanying lexical information, and knowledge of different ideas and concepts.

      Your suggestion that computers can write sonnets which are "perfect" but are no good reading is based on the premise of an over simplified interpretation of what sonnets are, and the world in general and is the result of a narrow and unimaginative (or uninformed) mind.

      Everything is formula. Art is just more complicated than other things.

    3. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best solution I can come up with involves needle electrodes in a person's brain, yet for some reason everyone I've spoken to has found some problem with this. Why is it so difficult for people to accept that invasive brain surgery coupled with electrical discharges offer us the best opportunity yet of understanding the systems behind the desired responses? If we do it right, we might even be able to do away with the 'art', and stimulate the response electronically. Yet still, despite all these potential benefits, people still say I'm crazy. I'm crazy? You're the ones who are afraid of a little progress. I'm the only same person here!

    4. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Alton Brown doesn't just say "if you make a geek-meal it's science". He says "everything in food is science, the only subjective part is when you eat it." And that's the bullshit.

    5. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by NewtonTwo · · Score: 1

      The answer is often not what would be expected by rational analysis.

      Isn't this post about the 'science' of cooking, I'm sure its mentioned elsewhere that there's already a book on the 'Joy (Art)' of cooking.

      Scientific Method

      1 Observation
      2 Definition
      3 Hypothesis
      4 Deduction from the hypothesis
      5 Experiment
      6 Conclusion
      7 Evaluation
      8 Repeat/Reproduce

      As far as I can tell, you pose a question regarding paprika or cinnamon (aka: step 3) and stop.

    6. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Altus · · Score: 1


      a scientist would not use "rational analysis" (whatever that would be) to determine if paprika or cinnamon would work better in a dish. the scientist would make 2 dishes, one with cinnimon and one with paprika and then make observations while tasting them.

      he might also set up a double blind test to determine which recipie works better.

      do you think that the great cooks, when they finalize their recipies for thier 5 star resturants just take a guess and try what their intuition tells them and then slap in on the menu. hell no. you refine a recipie over time, through trial, error and observation.

      if that isnt science then I dont know what is.

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    7. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      And that emotional experience occurs when you eat it. Knowing where to go, that's art. Knowing how to get there, that's science.

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    8. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1
      As far as I can tell, you pose a question regarding paprika or cinnamon (aka: step 3) and stop.
      This raises the question of what distinguishes art from science. To my mind, a major part of the distinction occurs during the hypothesis stage. Even formulating the "paprika versus cinnamon" question assumes that you've already made a gut decision on what your diner will prefer based on experience and an understanding of how flavors interract. Doing trial and error with every jar in the spice rack in different combinations and in varying amounts is simply not practical. Once you've formulated your hypothesis, the rest is easy. And once the experiment proves that the result is tasty, who cares what the original hypothesis was?

      In science the reverse is true. Anybody can formulate a hypothesis (the world is round/flat), but the hard part occurs in creating a experiment which tests the hypothesis. And a single experiment won't do; it has to be replicated. But once you get to that point, you may want to revisit the original hypothesis to see if a different hypothesis would explain the results. On top of that, further experiments might come up with an alternate explanation which disproves the original hypothesis. The hypothesis is just the beginning.

      The other distinction between art and science occurs at the evaluation stage. The evaluation of art is subjective whereas in science is objective. Food that's good in Mexico will be too hot for most of the US. But science (at least good science) is based on some form of objective measurement.

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    9. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      The parent assumes that Science and Art are mutually exclusive. I propose that any non-idiot knows damn good and well that they are not. Da Vinci among other proves this to be just silly. I mean this is like arguing if programming is a science or a art. The answer is if you can combine the two you come up with some rocking stuff. If you can't you get nothing good. Alton's purpose is to give you the tools to be able to then "hack" food. Two years ago I could follow recipies and make good stuff. Now I can look at a pile of food and figure out how to make something. Because I understand the science I can let my creative side come up with cool stuff.

      Geeks and cooking is also interesting. Metion Good Eats on #debian and most of the time you will find a handful of other folks who also love to cook.

      Me I blame all the confusion on Europe.

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    10. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by Altus · · Score: 1


      I certainly agree with you that pure food science, while sufficient to cook food will never get you to the levels that you can attain when you add an artistic flair.

      but your artistic flair wont get you far if you dont know the science of cooking.

      Applying only art is to come up with a briliant set of omlet ingredients that would likely produce a wonderfull and complex flavor while overcooking the eggs untill they are dry and unplesent.

      if you understand that (due to thermodynamics) the omlet keeps cooking after you take it away from the heat, then you can avoid this overcooking. because as AB says, if its done in the pan it will be overdone on the plate!

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    11. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by forevermore · · Score: 1
      a cook makes a meal . . . a chef makes new dishes

      Not to get nitpicky here, but with people throwing these terms around, I thought I'd point out the real difference. A chef is someone who is in charge of cooks. Plain and simple. If you are not in charge, no matter what your level of education or knowledge, you are a cook (or a "culinary professional," as they seem to prefer to be called these days). The exception being those who have attained the highest levels of certification, though at that point, it would be rare to find one not working as a chef.

      Thus: Emeril is a chef, but honestly he's not a very good cook; Alton is not a chef, but is a decent cook, and an even better teacher; Wolfgang Puck is a chef, and a damn good cook.

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    12. Re:Understanding science doesn't eliminate art. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I've seen Puck work live in La La Land and he is also a great entertainer, even if he is a bit over the top personality wise. He seems like a genuinely nice guy with a dark sense of humour at times, some of his off color immigration to america jokes stand out as being that way.

  8. Next book... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The Endocrinological Joy Of Sex"

  9. This is why he rules... by darth_MALL · · Score: 5, Funny

    From the article:
    "What other chef writes a script in which he gets punched in the head by Boxing Nun puppets named Tender and Flaky, as they fight over whether the two textural qualities can coexist in one pie crust?" Truly an American Icon :-P

  10. The Science Mastered by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't know how they did it, But McDonalds has created the perfect food. It contains more calories per gram than any fuel on the planet, ask Morgan Spurlock, you can obtain it in a Jiffy.

    It is only edible by humans, I've never seen anything else touch my #2. And it never spoils (leave it out and it just gets hard, no mold, no green, no nothing!).

    Culinary perfection.

    1. Re:The Science Mastered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>I've never seen anything else touch my #2

      Ask your mother about this.

    2. Re:The Science Mastered by linzeal · · Score: 1
      This is true. I mistakenly left out a bag of groceries that needed to be refrigerated on the table of my apartment when I left for a week to visit family back east and a half eaten double quarterpounder on the same table. Nearly 2 weeks later there was no mold on the burger in fact juices had leaked out of the bag and spread this Jelly Mold all over the top of the table avoiding the burger with a semi circular boundry of death for living things.

      I'm trying to eat food that has a half life of a week at the most now. I've lost some weight but really I'm just healthier from head (the way I think) to bottom (floatable fiber rich dookie) since I eliminated fast food and prepared food from my diet.

  11. Re:Forgot a credit by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Yeah, the new Iron Chef America actually managed to get the ambience and feel of Iron Chef correct, unlike the one they did with William Shatner. That one just sucked. Alton's knowledge of the science of the ingredients being used (IE: Seaweed containing an MSG-like chemical which turns up the volume on flavor) also made his commentary very interesting.

    My only complaint with his show is that we're not getting enough new episodes. They should make Food Network the "All-Alton-Brown-All-The-Time network!" Well maybe not that much, but you get the idea :-)

    His hour-long salt episode which aired just recently was pretty cool too.

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  12. Of course, there are those who say... by bennomatic · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...that science is more of an art than a science.

    Obviously, there are certain guidelines to follow, or it's not science (or cooking), it's just messing around. But as long as you're within those guidelines--for both disciplines--it's important to be as creative as possible.

    But the main difference here with cooking is that you don't really need to know WHY something works, just that it work. If 10 minutes in the fridge makes my pie crust flakier, great! I don't care if it's about the dual-bond lipids remaining in a suspension long enough for the proteins to bond...

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    1. Re:Of course, there are those who say... by Mateito · · Score: 1

      > But the main difference here with cooking is
      > that you don't really need to know WHY something
      > works, just that it work.

      You can say the same thing about chemistry.. you don't need to solve the shroedinger equation everytime you want to determine the outcome of a reaction.

      However, it does help to know some of the science behind cooking. Why, for example, can't you beat an egg white if there is even a drop of yolk in it? Knowing things like this means that your waffles don't turn into wavy pancakes.

  13. Everything is Science by Manassas · · Score: 4, Funny

    food, sex, food, sex, food, sex...

    1. Re:Everything is Science by ModMeFlamebait · · Score: 1

      except on /., it goes like this:

      food, pr0n, food, pr0n etc.

      ;P

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  14. Never really got into cooking shows until... by Judg3 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was stuck with basic cable, but the cable guy accidentally left the Food network on. Nothing much to watch on basic at 3am, so Food network it was.

    That's when I met the stylings of AB - he got me to love to cook. Granted, I always liked to cook, but after watching his show I *love* to cook.
    For some reason his style just matches what I like - he talks about something and it sticks in your head. And because he shows the science behind the food, when you make a new dish, you can almost tell the outcome before you start - you know how eveything will react!

    Plus, I dig the dry humor, how he refers to the ingredient list as "hardware" and soft(wet)ware", the camera angles you don't see on a regular cooking show - even the corny acting I like hehe.

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    Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    1. Re:Never really got into cooking shows until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food Network is basic cable, so that was no accident.

    2. Re:Never really got into cooking shows until... by Araneas · · Score: 1

      Not where I live. 1/3 of the stations are french and of the rest, 2 are all god all the time. It's really sad when the chick channel has a relatively large share of the "good" shows.

    3. Re:Never really got into cooking shows until... by shrubsky · · Score: 1

      No! The "hardware" refers to the appliances, pans, and such. The "software" refers to the ingredients.

      One time he even referred to cooking oil as hardware. I believe he was deep-frying something and his argument for calling it hardware was because it was being used to get heat into the food, not to become part of the food itself. Does anyone remember that episode?

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      I have suffered from being misunderstood, but I would have suffered a hell of a lot more if I had been understood.
    4. Re:Never really got into cooking shows until... by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Oh I know what he means - I just thought it was neat ya know? You don't see those two terms much on a daily basis and have them *not* refer to something IT-related.

      I remember that episode, he also called water hardware on a different - bread/pastry related I believe

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      Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
  15. A similar book with recipes by snooo53 · · Score: 3, Informative

    A similar book I have read and enjoyed is How to Read a French Fry (and other intriguing Kitchen Science) by Russ Parsons.

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    The sending of this message pretty much inconveniences everyone involved.
  16. Hackers are artists, not scientists by Kismet · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A good article on this is "Hackers and Painters" by Paul Graham.

    My favorite part:


    I've never liked the term "computer science." The main reason I don't like it is that there's no such thing. Computer science is a grab bag of tenuously related areas thrown together by an accident of history, like Yugoslavia. At one end you have people who are really mathematicians, but call what they're doing computer science so they can get DARPA grants. In the middle you have people working on something like the natural history of computers-- studying the behavior of algorithms for routing data through networks, for example. And then at the other extreme you have the hackers, who are trying to write interesting software, and for whom computers are just a medium of expression, as concrete is for architects or paint for painters. It's as if mathematicians, physicists, and architects all had to be in the same department.


    I'd apply the same principles to cooking. Alton is a culinary chemist, maybe. A culinary hacker, never.
    1. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by KodaK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A culinary hacker, never.

      I disagree. The man added a tailpipe to his charcoal grill so he can blow air into the coals from a modified hair dryer and increase the overall temperature. That's a hardware hack if I've ever seen one.

      He's also cooked a roast in a clay flower pot, smoked bacon in a locker, smoked salmon in a cardboard box with a hot plate, among many other "food hacks."

      I'd say that stuff pretty well embraces the "hacker ethos" -- as pretentious a term as that may be.

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      --J(K) DOS is like Unix in exactly the same way that a pinto is like an aircraft carrier.
    2. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. And those things are art, not science. The nit I was picking is that the submission equated "culinary hacker" with science by claiming that the chef is a hacker because he approaches food scientifically.

      Hackers _usually_ don't approach from the direction of science. A hacker thinks of something neat, and then mayber there are scientific implications in that and maybe its just neat. Or sometimes there is an interesting science, and the hacker gets creative and tries a variation on it, or a creative approximation.

      Hackers are defined by the art; science is too prescribed.

    3. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by LorenDavie · · Score: 1

      "It's as if mathematicians, physicists, and architects all had to be in the same department." They were. It's called Philosophy. That's the great thing about CS in this period of history - its pioneering. It hasn't (yet) had a thousand years of academia to dry the life out of it.

    4. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by cens0r · · Score: 1

      I would argue that those hacks are scientific. Alton knew what he needed to make a hotter fire (more air), and knew the physics behind cooking (ceramic is perfect for radiating even heat) and then developed solutions based on that knowledge. That's how every hacker I know works. They generally aren't just pressing random buttons. They are actually approaching things scientifically.

      --
      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    5. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by mbbac · · Score: 1
      The man added a tailpipe to his charcoal grill so he can blow air into the coals from a modified hair dryer and increase the overall temperature. That's a hardware hack if I've ever seen one.
      You're right. That is a hardware hack. But it isn't a culinary hack.
      He's also cooked a roast in a clay flower pot
      This is nothing new.
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      mbbac

    6. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And used a turntable to frost a cake, the man is an artist, and the art meats science.

      And that is Good Eats.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    7. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by Hooptie · · Score: 1
      Hairdryer?!

      Hell, we got the leaf blower out this weekend to help our fire along. Went from wimpy smouldering mass, to raging inferno in about 10 seconds.

      And the fire marshall didn't come this time.

      Hooptie

      --
      "Heavens, it appears that my weewee has been stricken with rigor mortis!" -- Stewie Griffin
    8. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by Kismet · · Score: 1

      This is a good point, and one that I didn't really pick up on until last semester when I took a philosophy class...

      It isn't about a bunch guys offering opinions and insights about life; it's all about logic.

      So yeah, I agree with you on that point.

    9. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      That's not science, that's engineering. Science is the process of figuring out that more air makes a fire hotter.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    10. Re:Hackers are artists, not scientists by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Mmmmmm artist meat, nice and lean cuts, I'm sure. Can I get mine with a side of wacky tobaccy hippie gravy and some shrooms? Thank you.

  17. Cooking is an art by teutonic_leech · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is more to cooking than just science. Think about it - how many variations of 'proteins, acids, amino acids, fats, carbohydrates' are out there? It's not in how those ingredients are being mixed, the magic lies in which ones you mix together. Of course discard the word 'magic' in the context of British recipes ;-)

    1. Re:Cooking is an art by Walrusss · · Score: 2, Interesting
      and mixing things together isn't science ?

      hmmm, have you ever did a titration ? Just adding drops of an acid substance into a solution which contains an indicator can make the solution turn let's say red with ONLY ONE DROP.

      That looks like magic to me ;-) And this kind of thing happens a lot (not magic, science, my drop thing) in cooking...

    2. Re:Cooking is an art by Altus · · Score: 1

      quote:
      how many variations of 'proteins, acids, amino acids, fats, carbohydrates' are out there

      Alot... if you watched Good Eats you would know that.

      just look at how many forms a simple egg can take. or look at the different properties simple sugar can take on when you heat it to different temperatures and then cool it down again. You can make wildly different things with only one ingredient simply by applying a little science.

      now imagine what you can do when you mix more than one of these ingredients.

      there are a practicaly limitless combinations.

      --

      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

    3. Re:Cooking is an art by teutonic_leech · · Score: 1

      I think we are all talking about the same thing - from a different prospective. Yes, there is always an underlying scientific process for all this. When I said 'magic' I was referring to the ability of some humans (i.e. chefs) to identify the few combinations that are not necessarily apparent/obvious and which please the human tastebuds. And no, there is no 'magic' happening per se (of course) - could we perhaps settle on the word 'art'? Oh boy - here we go again - LOL :-)

    4. Re:Cooking is an art by Altus · · Score: 1


      so your telling me that when I put cyane pepper into my fudge and it makes it taste better that I am performing art, or magic.

      I dont think so. its pure science. the capsasin (sp?) in the hot peppers reacts with your taste buds in such a way as to enhance the chocolaty flavor of the fudge. its magical in a way I suppose but really, its just science.

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      "In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson

  18. To see what a "science only" chef is like.. by xyloplax · · Score: 1

    See the movie "Mostly Martha" which is not only a fantastic movie, but shows what passionless cooking is like when someone views their job as a technical issue and does not feel for what they do.

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    -- "You can lead a yak to water, but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke" - Opus
  19. It isn't just science... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been cooking great foods for several years now, and it isn't just science. Geek or not, anyone should be able to follow a recipe and prepare a decent meal. Skill definately plays a part though.

    This isn't mixing concrete. No science will tell you what flavors and spices are compatible. Understanding the thermodynamics of your boiling pot of water won't save you from burning your kraft dinner, if you don't have the patience and care to attend to your cooking.

    Cooking is really common sense. Follow the recipe, and it should turn out good every time.

    IMHO, there is more science in getting the proper balance of vitamins and nutrients from your food, rather than in preparing it.

  20. What ingredients go together... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wish there were more explanations of WHY certain ingredients go well together.
    eg: tuna & cheese, beef & tomatoes, carrots, onions & celery (aka "mirepoix"), etc.
    Is it the balance between bitter & sweet? Or is it just "magic"

    (ps: you should all try root beer & orange juice...now that's a mix that tastes great but looks awful)

    TDz.

    1. Re:What ingredients go together... by Monkelectric · · Score: 1
      root beer & orange juice..

      Along those lines, I like mixing mint-chip ice cream and dr pepper. It makes this ugly brown sludge that tastes great.

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      Religion is a gateway psychosis. -- Dave Foley

    2. Re:What ingredients go together... by lamoile · · Score: 1

      Usually, it's a matter of acids and bases, so there is a certain "science" about it.

      For example, making cheesecake, I add some lemon juice, which gives it a nice tang to offset all of the sugar I've used.

  21. Two different things being discussed here... by Otto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You're talking about cooking as a creative and expressive medium, and that's perfectly valid. If you're trying to create something new, something you haven't tried before, then yes, you're absolutely spot on.

    On the other hand, if you're cooking because you're hungry and you want to eat, then it's a bit of a different story.

    Cooking is the act of preparing something (as food), usually by the application of heat. Beyond that, any definition you read into it is your own. Cooking as art and cooking as a way to get rid of hunger are both acceptable uses of the word.

    Cooking as art is creative. Cooking as hunger-elimination is usually not. Day in and day out, I gotta eat, and I usually use the second definition. Once I know how to prepare a thing, I can prepare that thing the same way virtually every time (hey, I'm only human, I screw it up sometimes). If I want to create something different though, then I can do that as well. But I don't often have that kind of time.

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    - Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set him on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
    1. Re:Two different things being discussed here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cooking is the act of preparing something (as food), usually by the application of heat. Beyond that, any definition you read into it is your own. Cooking as art and cooking as a way to get rid of hunger are both acceptable uses of the word.

      It's the same with coding.

    2. Re:Two different things being discussed here... by king-manic · · Score: 1

      The true art is making a french dish in a chinese kitchen with chinese ingredients. I've had to do that. God damn that wok gets hot fast. I had to make the white suace 4 time cuase the wok kept burning it.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  22. If you like this, by nexthec · · Score: 1, Informative

    you should check out What Einstein Told His Cook, a interesting, informed and somewhat scientific approach to cooking in the kitchen. To quote a two line review: " Science in the kitchen. Wolke, a columnist for the Washington Post, offers explanations, humour and some pretty engaging recipes. Unlike many other books of this nature, Wolke wields a lively and light pen."

  23. Everything in cooking is science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    That's such a useless generalization. That's like saying everything in art is science which is about as good as saying everything in science is art. All these are true to a degree and useful in certain contexts, but generally ambiguous enough to be meaningless.

    1. Re:Everything in cooking is science? by JazzHarper · · Score: 1

      "The Professor to his cook: You are a little
      opinionated, and I have had some trouble making you
      understand that the phenomena which take place in
      your laboratory are nothing other than the execution
      of the eternal laws of nature, and that certain
      things that you do without thinking, and only
      because you have seen others do them, derive
      nonetheless from the highest scientific principles".
      -- Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste (1825)

      Quoted in the introduction to On Food and Cooking, The Science and Lore of the Kitchen,
      by Harold McGee. Highly recommended reading.
      --

    2. Re:Everything in cooking is science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations on being the ten billionth poster to make an "art! not science!" post. You win a free copy of this book.

    3. Re:Everything in cooking is science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are" -- Brillat-Savarin

      "Nearly a decade ago, a man's fantasy became reality in a way never seen before: Cooking stadium, a giant cooking arena..."

  24. Re:Although I do like the mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Myth: Washing mushrooms causes them to soak up excess water.

    Truth: Even when soaked for 5 minutes, standard button mushrooms retain less than 3 percent of their weight in water. Washing affects them even less.

  25. This weekend by MrRuslan · · Score: 1

    After about 10 shots of vodka i decided to do some food hacking myself and made souptea. I had a cup of noodles and my girlfreind made some tea and i poered half of cup into my soup and taseted it curiusly it wasnt bad. First i tasted the soup then the tea with sugar. Perhaps lipton should make this stuff? a patent is in order!

    1. Re:This weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I did that years ago in college. When I was sick I had Ramen and didn't feel like artificial beef flavor. So I made a cup of hot tea and poured that into the noodles instead. I thought it was pretty good, and had that several more times over the years. I guess yours is a little different since you had the soup crap in there too.

  26. Good cooking is a science great cooking is an art. by cemaco · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Things like presentation or even knowing how to choose the right ingredients is not an exact science. Then there is variety. Do you want your food made the exact same way with no variety every time and everywhere, because someone is following a set script? Makes me think about food replicators with dread!

  27. Re:Forgot a credit by GPLDAN · · Score: 5, Funny

    It would be great if Alton went over and smacked Bobby Flay upside the head with a meat tenderizer. Repeatedly. Hard.

  28. The non-joy of watching by ballpoint · · Score: 1

    a thermodynamically challenged cook

    - cooking rice, pasta or potatoes in an uncovered recipient while the water is boiling feverishly and huge quantities of steam are generated;
    - adding enormous amounts of water to a preparation, only to boil it off later on;
    - baking meat in overheated and burnt oil that splatters all around;
    - continuously shifting pans on and off the heat source instead of it adjusting to a proper power level;
    - not turning down a slowly reacting heat source (like an electric plate) when the wanted temperature is nearly reached;
    - dumping french^H^H^H^edom fries from the freezer straight into the oil, generating explosions of steam and oil (hint: thaw and warm the fries in a microwave first).

    --
    Flourescent (adj): smelling like ground wheat.
    1. Re:The non-joy of watching by Enry · · Score: 1

      cooking rice, pasta or potatoes in an uncovered recipient while the water is boiling feverishly and huge quantities of steam are generated

      Don't cover pasta - it'll boil over. The rest you want to leave covered.

      adding enormous amounts of water to a preparation, only to boil it off later on

      That's ok, so long as you're not losing anything else

      baking meat in overheated and burnt oil that splatters all around

      Cover in aluminum foil.

      continuously shifting pans on and off the heat source instead of it adjusting to a proper power level

      There are cases where you want to take something on and off the heat for a little while.

      not turning down a slowly reacting heat source (like an electric plate) when the wanted temperature is nearly reached

      Uhm...Not sure about this one. Leave the temperature to what tou want and let the hotplate regulate it.

      dumping french^H^H^H^edom fries from the freezer straight into the oil, generating explosions of steam and oil

      Not a problem either, so long as you don't throw them in and you don't put too many in at one time. Hint: Put in only a few at a time or else the fries will suck too much heat out of the oil and take longer to cook and get really greasy.

    2. Re:The non-joy of watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not trying to sound like a troll but...
      Everything you just described is cooking 101 that kids learn at school. (atleast i did)

      Cooking is a art. Sure it might be science how it reacts. But i yet have to meet science that explains why certain ingrediants taste well together. You can not brute force the perfect dish, the perfect dish comes from years of experience seeing what people like and tasting how it tastes. (i guess that in a way is brute forcing but i guess you get my point..) Creating a recipe is a art, creating the food is art, small variations that bring all the flavour is a art. Sure you can just go and follow the recipe 100% and get boring monotone food.. if you so wish..

    3. Re:The non-joy of watching by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      You put the fries in the basket then lower it slowly into the oil. Dumping them in is going to make a splash - duh.

      The only cooking tip I know is to always put bacon into a cold pan (no grease/pam) and then apply heat. It wont stick and will provide its own grease.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    4. Re:The non-joy of watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That works well for baked bacon too. It keeps the bacon from curling up into a knot. Put the bacon on broiler pan and put it in a cold oven. As the bacon warms up, it will render off a lot of the fat before searing the outside and causing it to curl up.

  29. Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are a fan Alton Brown, then you have already seen everything there is in the article - so save your money. About 30% of it is practically a transcript of the "I Pie" episode anyway.

    If you aren't already a fan, check it out. In the two minutes it takes to read it, you'll know if it's your cup of tea or not.

  30. Where the "art" comes in. by Araneas · · Score: 1, Funny
    The Wife looking in fridge: "There's nothing to eat."

    Me looking in same fridge 10 sec later: "Eggs cheese, muchrooms and a chunk of left over ham. Omlettes coming right up."

    Wife=happy.

    1. Re:Where the "art" comes in. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you think you were being creative or resourceful ?

      you and wife=fucking retards

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  32. Isn't that what he is saying? by gosand · · Score: 4, Insightful
    True only if you never leave the cookbook. As with any art, a creative cook is trying to obtain an emotional experience; make the observer (i.e., diner) say "This is good." Since the buttons you're trying to push are deep within the brain's wiring, you're working with a complex system, so intuition often serves better than empirical knowledge. Will paprika work better here, or cinnamon? The answer is often not what would be expected by rational analysis.

    I agree, but isn't that what he is saying by the statement "The only subjective part is when you eat it."? I mean, taste is subjective, and that is where the chef really puts the paint to the canvas, so to speak. I mean, if you have art, but you don't know the science, then you are producing pretty stuff that doesn't taste good. Well, I guess technically you don't need to know the science, but if something works well, it is based on science.

    I love Alton's shows, because he tells the WHYs. I also love the book Cookwise for the same reasons. If you know why certain things work and why others don't, it gives you a building block for making better food. The chef really needs to be the gauge and the creator. They need to know their audience. They have to put all the "stuff" together in creative (or simple) ways. If you know why things work the way they do, even on a simple level, it helps. A lot. Sure, it may suffice to know things without knowing the science, but learning the WHYs is fun and interesting.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  33. Alton's cause by Woogiemonger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well, Alton's certainly not training master artists that you'd find in a 4 star restaurant last I checked, but he knows what he's talking about in terms of food. To be a chef, from my experience.. I'm an amateur ... you first need to be a scientist. The art of cooking comes afterwards. If your bread doesn't rise, that's a piece of garbage, not your distinctive style of bread.

    Also, Alton knows a whole lot about how to make the cooking experience more enjoyable so you can worry about the art more than the science. The best way to thaw a chicken.. put it in a bowl with barely running cold water spilling into it, rather than having it sit in the oven. See, now I can worry more about what seasoning to choose instead!

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  35. You might also want to check out.. by gadders · · Score: 2, Informative

    Heston Blumenthal, the improbably named chef of the two-Michelin-star rated Fat Duck restaurant in Bray, England. He has a show on the Discovery Channel in the UK called Kitchen Chemistry where he discusses "the science behind cooking and how it affects the way that we perceive taste and flavour."

    I've only eaten at his brasserie, but the food was superb. This chap knows what he's doing.

    1. Re:You might also want to check out.. by 2sleep2type · · Score: 1
      3 stars, got the 3rd this year.

      Heston Blumenthal is my hero his food is fantatic. I had my wedding breakfast at the fat duck

      His food combinations are fantastic. Every mouthfull is a suprise and a treat.

      I would heartly recomend it to everyone.

    2. Re:You might also want to check out.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that a tyre company is rating restaurants?

      I never got that...

  36. ok, he said it way more concisely than i did by caveat · · Score: 1

    that's my problem, i'm always way too wordy when i'm trying to get a simple point across (see my post above for a perfect example).

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:ok, he said it way more concisely than i did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please run for President of the World caveat! You are just the most superior form of life on the planet. Wow you can cook! That's just amazing. Please keep posting here showing us lesser mortals just how wonderfully magnificent you are.

  37. If you like Alton Brown... by DrEldarion · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Chances are, you'll also like "What Einstien Told His Cook" by Robert Wolke. It's a very scientific view of cooking, telling you exactly why things happen the way they do in cooking and going over the chemical process. It's a very fun read, and is not only informative but humorous as well.

    Great book. You can read reviwes and stuff about it here.

  38. Zen proverb by mikeee · · Score: 1

    What is appropriate for the master is not appropriate for the student. Once the building is complete, we tear down the scaffolding.

  39. Re:Good cooking is a science great cooking is an a by hornrimsylvia · · Score: 1

    I think the show discourages everyone getting the same results. Alton shows you what can be varied in a few recipes, but lets you know why it turned out well in the first place. Those are the variables you don't have leeway with. Makes sense to me because I'm a programmer, and I work well with variables. The cooking/mixing is just compiling, and sometimes you need an accelrator or something. Cooking, just like any art, is only an art because someone has a high level of mastery of the fundamentals. This show displays the why of the fundamentals, so we don't have to go through 30 flopped souffles, and continue to do a dance to the souffle goddess for the ones after the good one.

  40. Re:Forgot a credit by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    My only complaint to that was the floor reporter is a complete idiot. He had no idea what was going on, and didn't even seem to pay attention. There was more than one occasion that AB answered his own questions (on stuff like "what went into that blender?" Isn't that the whole point of the floor announcers job???).

    Oh, and that salt episode was pretty good. He finally explains his obsession with salt :-)

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    Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
  41. Good Eats by KrisHolland · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I always watch Good Eats, I think someone has all the episodes on Suprnova.

    1. Re:Good Eats by Misch · · Score: 1

      You can usually find transcripts from the show on the Good Eats Fan Page. Complete with links to the recipies over at the food network page.

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      --You will rephrase your request for me to go to hell. Goto statements are not acceptable programming constructs
  42. Another GREAT Q&A with Alton Brown by Corvus · · Score: 3, Informative
  43. You Miss the Point by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Informative
    Alton's show introduces you to some basic concepts of how stuff works in the kitchen. His show won't make you a three-star chef but it can free you from TV dinners every night. Even if you don't care to tinker, his canned recipes work right out of the box, although some of them do take some tinkering up here in Denver.

    If all his show does is make people think about their equipment and help them get over their fear of getting that ol' wok extra-freaky-hot, he's done more than any other TV chef I've ever seen.

    --

    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:You Miss the Point by sweeney37 · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't care to tinker, his canned recipes work right out of the box...

      I'm reasonbly efficiant in the kitchen but I've had nothing but problems with his recipes, after having 3 or 4 turn out like total crap I gave up. (I was especially angry after his duck recipe.)

      I much prefer America's Test Kitchen. not only do they get into the science of cooking but all of their recipes have been easy to do and spot on delicious. It's like Good Eats, but without the quirk that can become quite tiresome.

      Mike

    2. Re:You Miss the Point by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Hmm I haven't tried his Duck recipe. I think I would have to get my co-worker from Singapore to show me how it's done. I had some difficulty with a couple of his recipes early on, mainly because I didn't RTFS. With the advent of Tivo I can go back and doublecheck before I do something... drastic... Some of the stuff he does scares the bejesus out of me (Like where he puts his skirt steaks right on the coals.) It's like that chemistry experiment where you dip your hand into liquid nitrogen. I'm not inclined to give it a shot even if the professor DOES say it's safe.

      However, his steak recipe produced about the best steak I ever had (Once I went back and RTFS) his pot roast is out of this world and his quiche and flan both worked exactly as expected (Flan being one of the more intimidating things that I've ever made.)

      --

      I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    3. Re:You Miss the Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you think his pot roast is good, (which I've tried also.) try the america's test kitchen one.

      the best part about ATK is the fact they start with a single dish and look at 2 or 3 different recipes and try to combine those and change those to make the best possible recipe. they'll try 20-25 different variations before they finally agree on a perfect one. I guess that's why I've never had a problem with a single recipe yet.

      Mike

  44. Re:Good cooking is a science great cooking is an a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    another food hack -

    chocolate bacon

    when cooking bacon put 2 or 3 chocolate chips on it. The sugar burns off and leaves the bacon sort of like maple smoked bacon but coacoa.

  45. I use a microwave oven by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1, Funny

    so, can I call it "magneto-thermo-nuclear" cooking?

  46. Re:Forgot a credit by FortKnox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, I like the choice of chefs... There's a chef to love (Batali), a chef to hate (Flay), and a chef that just floors you on how he can make any ingredients into something amazing (Puck).

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  47. But which came first? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

    The octopus or this guy?

  48. Two biggies so far from Alton Brown... by dpilot · · Score: 1

    1: The confidence to let meat/poultry SIT there on the grill cooking, and not keep flipping it. As a result, my grilled foods are still properly cooked, but there's less tendancy to dry them out.

    2: The basic roux. Making gravy has evaded my wife for years. A few iterations and adaptations of AB's basic roux recipe, and I can make gravy that the family enjoys.

    I really need to try making meringues, again. I was never happy with my results, years ago. Outer shell a bit hard, inside overcooked, airgap in between.

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    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
    1. Re:Two biggies so far from Alton Brown... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heheh, roux is fun. That's where the science comes in: some people think you can throw everything in a pot and add heat. Yet if you try that with gravy or white sauce, you'll end up with an unappetizing pasty-lumpy-runny grit sauce that tastes like raw flour. Amazing how the simple action of mixing the flour directly into the hot butter changes everything.

    2. Re:Two biggies so far from Alton Brown... by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I simplify it to the point of always doing the fat and flour together alone first, then the rest of the ingredients. I don't worry too hard about flour into hot butter precisely, and things still work well. Last time instead of using butter, and instead of discarding the fat off the broth, I skimmed it and used that fat with the flour. Worked well.

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      The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  49. Re:Good cooking is a science great cooking is an a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Makes me think about food replicators with dread!"

    eh. We'll just throw a genetic algorithem in there and everything will be fine. And the food will gradually get better! Who could predict that a little ketchup makes the coffee better? A bit of grape jelly in the pasta sauce? not bad! Rasberries in stew...? I'm telling you - genetic algorithem food!

  50. Re:Forgot a credit by Misch · · Score: 1

    If you watched the show they did on the making of Iron Chef America, It's not just AB and the floor reporter. There are 2 spotters and at least one director who are putting information straight into AB's earpiece.

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  51. Re:crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's fatherland, not motherland, you stupid prick.

    Of course, in Soviet Russia, that would be different...

  52. science vs. art by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
    (Don your pith helmet...)

    All art is perception. All perception is biology. All biology is science. All science (except math) is empiricism. All empiricism is creative. All creativity is art.

    When Alfredo di Lelio made fettucine Alfredo in the 1920s, it was art (bordering on genius). When I make it today, it's science (bordering on worship).

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    Seeing bad movies only encourages them. Watch responsibly
    1. Re:science vs. art by king-manic · · Score: 1

      All art is perception. All perception is biology. All biology is science. All science (except math) is empiricism. All empiricism is creative. All creativity is art.

      Some broad connections there. Art is just perception is more. and perception isn't all biology. Do you mean the fact that by perceiving somethign I go through a biological proccess? what if my computer percives something? All sicence isn't just measurement. Sometimes it's gigantics leaps in logic.

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      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
  53. Almost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cooks wish they were biologists. Biologists wish they were chemists. Chemists wish they were physicists. Physicists wish they were mathematicians. Mathematicians want to be Gauss. Gauss was God.

  54. Science vs art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If food preparation was just a science, then everyone's dishes would taste the same, and we'd all eat the same things. Part of the art of cooking is when you're making something new. Part of the art of cooking is the act itself of cooking. Of course, if you compare the definitions of art and science you'll probably find that, in some ways, they are the same thing! Cooking involves both. There's no way around it. And anyone who claims one or the other is missing is just talking out of their butt.

  55. Secrets to Cooking Better by kallistiblue · · Score: 1

    If you want to learn to cook food you like better, learn what the different spices taste like.

    If you are in a restaurant and you like your meal. Tell the waiter and ask what the ingredients are. Most chefs lover the compliments and I have had several come out and talk to me about their secrets.

    Everyone loves honest compliments.

    Oh yeah, and salt the food before you cook it. Pepper will burn if you cook it, but salt seems to meld with the food better during the cooking process.

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    Laugh at my ignorance while I learn Rails - a Real ne
    1. Re:Secrets to Cooking Better by Araneas · · Score: 1
      Oh yeah, and salt the food before you cook it.

      Adding salt too early can draw moisture from the food making meat tough and vegetables floppy. Seasoning in general should be done near the end of the preparation process to allow the flavour to be "corrected".

    2. Re:Secrets to Cooking Better by stanmann · · Score: 1

      If you are adding enough salt to dry the meat and flop the vegetables, CUT BACK. Seasoning should be done as close to the beginning of the process as possible so as to allow the flavors to come to harmony. If you are "correcting" flavors, then you are seasoning too late.

      That is where science comes in... and combined with the art, tells you how much salt will make a harmony, just as a painter knows how much red to make a natural "flesh" tone.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    3. Re:Secrets to Cooking Better by Araneas · · Score: 1
      Actually I cut out salt almost entirely in favour of other flavourings. North American and British recipes use too much salt to be palatable. (I am of British descent living in North America.)

      At the risk of getting into a semantic argument, ingredients go in early to allow for proper melding of the flavours, seasonings are added later in the process to add layers of nuance. As always there are exceptions which is why cooking is an "art" and not a science.

    4. Re:Secrets to Cooking Better by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Point I was trying for is that a pinch(1/2 tsp) of salt at the beginning adds more flavour nuance than 1 tbsp at the end.

      Because it has melded and merged...

      Salt is an ingredient, pepper is a seasoning.. thyme is either or both depending on the recipe.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  56. I'm not a real Chef, which is why I like the show by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I know how to cook. Somewhat. But when I watch Alton do what he does, it puts "another tool in the toolbox." I learn a new trick, or a reason why, or something that'll make my next attempt better. Hopefully.

    It's a lot like watching Bob Vila. He won't make anyone into a DIY guru. You won't be able to build a palace in your backyard just by watching him. But he'll show you a few new tricks, or how to use a tool properly, or something useful that you'll someday use.

    Having more tools won't make you an artist, true. But it might make a budding artist more able to express himself.

    Weaselmancer

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    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
  57. ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by caveat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That was where i first learned the limits of chemistry as applied to food. it was making a mock beurre blanc. after the vinegar, lemon juice and wine were reduced i was told to whisk in a quart of heavy cream. now, as you yourself pointed out, tossing cream on top of hot, concentrated citric and acetic acids (reduced lemon and vinegar) would result in an instant hideous clumpy mess. oh wait...look, it's really rather smooth...add a bit of butter and beat it well, and it turns into a nice, thick, almost perfect approximation of beurre blanc that can be cooled, frozen, reheated and boiled without breaking! as near as i can tell, the acid-induced protein polymerization (curdling) was distributed evenly throughout the sauce, thickening it, while the added fat from the butter stabilized and emulsified the sauce. Dunno though. Quite a nasty shock, i literally didn't believe it even after i saw it. it tempered my scientific arrogance quite a bit, and was the first in many lessons that taught me that to truly master cooking, one must embrace both the hard science and the soft artsy side of it.

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Yes, but "soft artsy" doesn't mean "magic elves." There was still science going on, it's just that, as you said, the curdling was evenly distributed and the butter helped emulsify the sauce, (Or something.) so the science which was going on was a little bit more advanced than you expected.

      Science means, first and foremost, testing theories.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    2. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by caveat · · Score: 1

      yes, there's always a scientific explanation for what goes on in the pan. my point is, from what i've watched of alton (admittedly not a horrible lot), he lays down the science as far as heat+acid+dairy=curdling, but doesnt then go into the varous ways that rxn can be stymied or manipulated to the cook's advantage. example besides the mock beurre, i make a wicked lemon cream sauce for lobster that involves taking rather a lot of butter and lemon juice, whisking in a bit of cornstarch, then adding cream and reducing. again, no curdling, just a wonderful thickening. i'd guess something is happening along the lines of the starch preventing extensive crosslinking and clumping, but i can't say for sure. my point is, the science behind cooking can be so wildly..well, illogical and seemingly non-scientific that it can hamper your culinary progress to be overly fixated on the exact chemistry of what's going on in the pot.

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      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    3. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by The+Pim · · Score: 1
      That's a strangely unscientific attitude for someone who calls himself a "real chemist": My experiment didn't agree with my theory, therefore theory is useless. If this were a chemistry experiment, obviously you would seek to refine your theory and conduct more experiments. It sounds that you are wilfully excluding science from your cooking--which is fine if you are happy to conduct replicable experiments devised by others.

      As for your particular case, it happens that even Alton Brown explained it in the yogurt expisode, which I'll leave you to read or watch at your leisure.

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      The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    4. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by mrtrumbe · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I actually agree with the grandparent here. It seems that his original objection was in relying completely on science to the point of exclusion of artistry, not in the use of science as part of the art of cooking. His post (the grandparent to this post), is a good example of this.

      There, he had sound scientific knowledge (milk + acid + heat = curdled milk) which he combined with artistry (use curdling to me advantage) to produce a "super buerre blanc." The perfect marriage of science and art.

      I think the grandparent poster misunderstood Alton's use of science in his show and was reacting to the the story-posters comments.

      Taft

    5. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by Wanker · · Score: 1

      Alton is a TV Personality, he's just not going to get into that level of detail in the time he has available. Instead, if you'd like to know the details of things like this reach for the books he refers to frequently:

      On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee
      The Curious Cook by Harold McGee
      Cookwise by Shirley Corriher

    6. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by The+Pim · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I actually agree with the grandparent here. It seems that his original objection was in relying completely on science to the point of exclusion of artistry, not in the use of science as part of the art of cooking.

      Yes, it's fun to construct replies to fabricated positions.

      There, he had sound scientific knowledge (milk + acid + heat = curdled milk) which he combined with artistry (use curdling to me advantage) to produce a "super buerre blanc." The perfect marriage of science and art.

      You have it completely mixed up. The mock beurre did not curdle. His "scientific knowledge" was unsound, which is why the observed behavior was a surprise. A more complete scientific model explains that behavior, as well as the other properties the poster noted (that the sauce did not break even when overheated or frozen and thawed). No amount of art is going to account for that.

      In short, this example scores a point for science in cooking, not art.

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      The evaluation of an action as 'practical' . . . depends on what it is that one wishes to practice.
    7. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by transiit · · Score: 1

      If I had to take a guess, this wasn't a milk+acid+heat=curdled milk situation. This was cream + acid + heat. Yeah, it's still dairy, but if you don't believe that the added fat is going to alter the way the proteins are going to interact once the acid denatures them, then you might as well use skim milk for all your cooking.

      And yes, I watch good eats. And I like it.

      -transiit

    8. Re:ahh, but curdling isn't as simple as that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In short, this example scores a point for science in cooking, not art.

      Exactly. Which brings up the question, what the fsck is caveat up to? To me it looks like the first "I hate Alton" is a fabrication, flamebait. Then he fans the flames by picking fights with people. He doesn't seem to care if he stays on one side or the other. He was one of my many foes before this, so at least I don't see him often.

  58. infinium labs way ahead of you! by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    Infinium Labs is way ahead of Bill and Schwartz. But as we, all know the Phantom was built "By Gamers, For Gamers(c)", so this is not wholly unexpected. :)

    1. Re:infinium labs way ahead of you! by dioscaido · · Score: 1

      Sorry, wrong story!!

  59. Speaking of Food Network ... Rachel Ray is hot by alien666 · · Score: 2, Funny
    1. Re:Speaking of Food Network ... Rachel Ray is hot by pyite · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree more.

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      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    2. Re:Speaking of Food Network ... Rachel Ray is hot by alien666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, so it's offtopic, but when she makes those 30-minute meals, that leaves so much extra time for badonka-badonka! You have to appreciate that! Oh, and her thriftiness in being able to eat so well on 40 bucks a day in far away places -- I just can't resist!

  60. dude, asparagus gets Sauce Maltaise! by caveat · · Score: 1

    it's the same thing as a hollandaise, but you use 50-50 orange and lemon juices, and you accent it with a little orange zest. slap some of that over barely steamed tips (only eat the top 2.5" of the stem, use the rest in a nice cream soup or something) and i guarantee you will get laid. Well, maybe if you include some nice sautéed new potatoes, ya gotta have starch...

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    Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
    1. Re:dude, asparagus gets Sauce Maltaise! by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Sounds good. I'll have to try it soon. I've found that if you snap them holding the ends the point at which they break is a good indicator of where it gets tender.

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    2. Re:dude, asparagus gets Sauce Maltaise! by caveat · · Score: 1

      oo, good trick...i'll have to remember that one. cheers!

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      Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley
  61. I am a Food Scientist by DeThude · · Score: 2, Informative
    and I *like* Alton. The parent poster has missed the point of Good Eats. AB tries to give the viewer some idea of the underlying chemistry, microbiology, and thermodynamics involved in cooking so that the viewer can use those ideas to understand why ingredients and instructions in recipes are there.

    i can't count how often something i've tried in the kitchen that chemically and scientifically should have worked fine, but in the end came out curdled, or tasteless, or fallen.

    Don't blame science for your shortcomings in the kitchen. Watching Good Eats will eventually give you a better idea of what went wrong. If you really want to learn to cook, read a book on Cordon Bleu techniques

    By far the best part of Good Eats is the entertainment value - AB has a background in film, and it shows. If you really want to learn about food science, come to Cornell. Also check out the IFT.

  62. Re:Forgot a credit by JDevers · · Score: 1

    Well, the "floor reporter" is the host of Fine Living's _Thirsty Traveler_ which probably had a lot more to do with his placement than his food knowledge. While I like Traveler a LOT, it isn't a show about food and he seems to have only a moderate grasp of the cooking which IS done on the show.

  63. Science? by Zombie · · Score: 1

    I thought he was a scientific chef? The recipes are in oz, cups, and 'seconds' is abbreviated as 'sec' rather than the S.I. standard 's'. I call shenanigans!

  64. "____ made me fat" lawsuits by Damek · · Score: 0

    Note to moderators: this is not off-topic, Alton Brown talks about this on his blog, and I'm talking about his views on the subject.

    Alton Brown, I love your show, but you need to revise your thoughts on food politics just a tad. You share a flaw in your worldview that most libertarians have which is the idea that all people are equal, and apparently that we are all 100% responsible for our own education. Is it OK that shysters and con artists are able to trick people out of their money, to make people believe they need more than they can afford, to teach people to eat too much bad food? Is it always 100% the fault of the consumer that they have not been educated in these aspects? Is it not partly the responsibility of society to educate ourselves to protect against such opportunists?

    When corporations know so much more about marketing and communication and public relations that they can hide health facts from the public and work hard to convince people that the slop they sell is OK to eat - when corporations go to a lot of effort to allow such beliefs to flourish for their own profits - is this really all the fault of the consumer? There are powerful, wealthy forces working for people to spend their money every day at McDonalds, and very few, weak, poor forces working at the opposite. And yet you suggest that fat consumers are just stupid and that's OK? Man, that's not just harsh, that's naive in and of itself.

    I'm not sure lawsuits are the best way to go about this, and if they're not the courts will eventually throw them out. But these corporations that profit from taking advantage of people, whose interests lie in the public being largely uneducated, and who therefore invest greatly in misinformation and marketing to the poor - these corporations need to be checked somehow, and as of yet there is no force in society willing to bitch-slap them.

    I agree with your sentiment that there are no bad foods, only bad food habits. Heck, I could probably eat a small amount of toxic sludge (if I wanted to) without much harm. It's the amounts, not the foods themselves, that are bad. But it is incredibly naive of you to ignore the political and economic interests at work in the food industry, and to say straight out that it's all the result of people being stupid.

    1. Re:"____ made me fat" lawsuits by Warlok · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Is it OK that shysters and con artists are able to trick people out of their money, to make people believe they need more than they can afford, to teach people to eat too much bad food? Is it always 100% the fault of the consumer that they have not been educated in these aspects?


      No it's not OK, and yes, it is the fault of the consumer. Educated consumers don't fall for crap marketing - they educate themselves so they know what they're paying for.


      Is it not partly the responsibility of society to educate ourselves to protect against such opportunists?


      What is society, if not a collective of individuals? You answered your own question when you said society needs to educate "ourselves" - it's an individual pursuit, not a collective one.


      There are powerful, wealthy forces working for people to spend their money every day at McDonalds ... yet you suggest that fat consumers are just stupid and that's OK?


      Marketing campaigns prey on people's emotional weaknesses, to get them to think their lives will be better if only they buy brand X, which is much better than brand Y and so much better than not buying anything at all. Once you can get past the emotional response to crafted marketing and be objective and use reason to make decisions, then you can stop "lovin' it" and stop blaming corporations for doing what they're best at, i.e. making money.


      I'm not sure lawsuits are the best way to go about this, and if they're not the courts will eventually throw them out.


      Calling bullshit here. Courts live on lawsuits - lawyers and judges get paid because there's a market for their services in the form of lawsuits. High visibility lawsuits with a defendant with deep pockets (fast food, tobacco, asbestos, etc.) make for a growing market, not a decreasing one. It's silly to think that the courts will reduce the number of lawsuits, any more than McDonald's will stop selling burgers at profit because there's less nutritional value in them than in a home-made meal.


      It's a complicated situation, with businesses doing what they have to to sell product, including petitioning government for assistance, subsidies, bail-outs, favors, etc. (can't find the clause in my copy of the Constitution that says government will do what it can to protect business, but I'm using a 1789 copy that also includes the First, Second, Fourth, Ninth, and Tenth Amendments as well...), but the basis of our economic and political system is that the People decide what they want. We do this in the voting booth, and every day by purchasing goods from businesses that make the things we want/need. No one wants to buy what you're selling for whatever reason? No more business, or a greatly reduced business (see buggy whips, vaccuum tubes, console radios, 8086 computers, petticoats, etc.) People want something new? A new business is born (see PDA's, handheld GPS systems, DSL service, TV dinners, CD/DVD players, etc.). You can make an argument that it is naive to think everything is controlled by the consumer, but you're naive to think that the consumer, and his relative education level, does not matter.

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      ...and you run and you run and you can't stop what's been done...
    2. Re:"____ made me fat" lawsuits by Damek · · Score: 1

      You can make an argument that it is naive to think everything is controlled by the consumer,

      That's what I was saying, partly. I think the larger issue is that die-hard libertarians are naive in thinking there is never any such thing as a victim in any situation. That's usually what most libertarian "reason" boils down to. The victim should have known better. Whilst corporations rape our society, that sure makes me feel better.

      but you're naive to think that the consumer, and his relative education level, does not matter.

      I didn't say that. Don't put words in my mouth. Of course that is a factor. My point is merely that it is not one or the other, it is both. People need to educate themselves, but we as a society also need to put the smack down on companies that benefit from stupid people.

      The argument that companies aren't people and don't know any better and are just machines for generating profit should then be lent towards a movement to remove corporate personhood from the lawbooks. Either they're people and must be punished like them for hurtful or negligent deception, or they're not and shouldn't receive the benefits that citizens enjoy under the law.

      Marketing campaigns prey on people's emotional weaknesses, to get them to think their lives will be better if only they buy brand X, which is much better than brand Y and so much better than not buying anything at all. Once you can get past the emotional response to crafted marketing and be objective and use reason to make decisions, then you can stop "lovin' it" and stop blaming corporations for doing what they're best at, i.e. making money.

      First off, it isn't just emotional marketing, there is marketing that actually misleads people to believe bad food is good (or at least OK) for them. And it isn't all straight-out marketing and advertising - corporations spend a lot of money on public relations efforts that are really little more than guerilla psychological operations. Against the information onslaught from corporations with a drive for profit, who command media and money in greater quantities and with greater skill than any average citizen could ever muster, how easy is it, really, for citizens to "overcome" and approach objectively?

  65. bleh... by Byteme · · Score: 0, Troll
    ...Alton Brown is a tool. Cooking is an art. Baking & brewing is a science.



    Here's a great read from a great chef Kitchen Confidential

  66. it's an art AND a science by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

    "The only subjective part is when you eat it."

    There's plenty of science in cooking, but there's plenty of art, too. You can't create a great bronze statue without knowing (or working with someone who knows) a hell of a lot about the casting process, and about how bronze flows and how it cools and like that. But you also can't create a great bronze statue without an appreciation for form and design.

    Cooking is just the same. To cook well, you need to know what's going on, what happens when you do something, and what you need to do in order to achieve the desired effect. That's the science and the technology of cooking. But to cook well you also need to have an appreciation of where you want to go, what you're trying to create. You need to have an appreciation for food. You need to understand what's "good" and what's "bad." The science really doesn't speak to that. And it's not just flavors and textures... food is a visual thing, so a good cook makes food that looks good.

    I'm a big fan of Good Eats, and I think AB has done a huge service to the world by demystifying cooking for zillions of people. The important thrust of Good Eats is that cooking is something that you can learn and understand and control. It's rational, not magical or mysterious.

    1. Re:it's an art AND a science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This parent should be modded way higher - it's the only one that really gets it. Lots of great arguments about why cooking is an art, and it is. There are lots of great arguments about why it is a science - because it is. But, I haven't seen one good argument that states why it's not one or the other.

      There are great guitarists that can't read music, and there are some musicians that know all the theory but suck. But most good musicians have a good deal of both intuitive talen and schooled knowlegde. Knowing the science does not make you a good cook, and you don't NEED to know it to be one if you have a natural gift, but you really need both to be consistantly good at it.

  67. Sweet, Sour, Salt and Bitter by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 1

    If you can manage to have a dish that has all of those tastes, in equal proportion, you'll actually eat less since it will be more satisfying.

    I'd have to agree with the salt comment. Too many people leave salt for the table, where it only adds flavor to the finished product. If you season (salt) your food while you cook (i.e. sweating onions? add some salt to flavor and draw out the water) you develope layers of flavor that are stacked on top of one another. Overall, your food will taste better, and you won't have to salt it at the table (which may be a hard habit to break at first).

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    There are 01 types of people in this world. Those that understand binary, and me.
  68. Everyone missed it. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    The most important point that everyone seems to have missed. IF I leave work at 5:00 and arrive home at 5:35, will my wife have enough time to prepare it, cook it, and for it to cool down to the right temp if she gets home at 5:00? For bonus points, does it take into account the delayed time factor that kids cause? You know having to stop to find out why the kids are fighting, screaming, or the worst being too quiet. Cooking is an art in time management. Does he take into consideration kids snacking on it while it is being made?

  69. He's wrong. by mbbac · · Score: 1
    "Everything in food is science," Brown says. "The only subjective part is when you eat it."


    Of course science is involved in cooking. I don't think anyone has argued against that in the last century. Certainly not modern cooking periodicals like Cook's Illustrated.

    He's wrong, though. Most of cooking is art. Many of the techniques are scientific. However, ingredient selection and presentation are artistic.
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    mbbac

  70. Re:Forgot a credit by scowling · · Score: 1

    No way -- no fscking way -- should Flay have handed Sakai his first-ever defeat with fish as the feature ingredient.

    Flay's presentation was no better than Sakai's, yet Flay got extra points for it.

    I blame the Americentric tastes of the judges.

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    www.kitchengeek.com -- Nosh for
  71. Insipid by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I never saw the show, but the article was overall pretty insipid - the author doesn't understand the nature of either cooking or science. Take this paragraph:

    Brown's hyperrational approach defies conventional wisdom about food preparation. Cooks typically regard their culinary traditions as gospel, whether they learned them at the Sorbonne or from their great aunt Sibby. Tampering with recipes only leads to trouble.

    All the serious cooks I've ever met (I've been cooking professionally for several years, by the way) tamper with recipes every day. That's what serious cooks DO. Who wants to have a "perfect" chocolate mousse if it's indistinguishable from the one they're serving across the street? (Although chefs HAVE been known to get offended if I mess with their old family recipies.)

    By the way, the Sorbonne is a liberal arts university - just because they're French doesn't mean they teach cooking.

    The "art or science" question misses the point. Cooking is a synthesis of technical knowledge and aesthetic knowledge. The two are mutually dependent - if you ignore the first one, your food will be ruined half the time, if you ignore the second one, you'll wind up with mass-produced McFood.

    1. Re:Insipid by eBayDoug · · Score: 1

      Men are better at science and math, that's why they are the top chefs.

      flame on..:>)

      cheesy poofs?

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    2. Re:Insipid by mewsenews · · Score: 1

      Cooking is a synthesis of technical knowledge and aesthetic knowledge. The two are mutually dependent - if you ignore the first one, your food will be ruined half the time, if you ignore the second one, you'll wind up with mass-produced McFood.

      i'd say the same thing about creating good computer programs.

    3. Re:Insipid by Jordy · · Score: 1

      All the serious cooks I've ever met (I've been cooking professionally for several years, by the way) tamper with recipes every day. That's what serious cooks DO. Who wants to have a "perfect" chocolate mousse if it's indistinguishable from the one they're serving across the street? (Although chefs HAVE been known to get offended if I mess with their old family recipies.)

      I think the article is referring to *how* the food is prepared, not the recipe itself. For instance, the show talks about the traditional French preparation of mushrooms and debunks the myth that water will actually cause any kind of serious damage. In fact, Alton seems to have something against a lot of traditional French methods.

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  72. Cooking Will Get You Women by GeekZilla · · Score: 1

    I have had the same experience with cooking and women. However, for me, what got my wife interested, was my ability to program an electronic readerboard sign at her work. I.E., she was impressed with my brains. Yes, it was easy (for me), but she was impressed anyway. Impressed enough to go out with me again. And again...

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    1. Re:Cooking Will Get You Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dude, no matter how many times you call your right hand "your wife", or "a woman", it still won't come true. Best to realize that early.

    2. Re:Cooking Will Get You Women by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ..that can't cook. Been there, done that, got the burnt pots to prove my assertion.

      Posting Annie Ominously to preserve my marriage.

  73. Annoying! by gwhalin · · Score: 1

    Ever since I saw an episode where Alton was teaching how to grill I have hated that show.

    His method of cooking a steak involved ...

    - turn on your gas grill
    - use a thermometer to set it to exactly 325
    - close the lid and relax in the sun for exactly 7 minutes

    Talk about destroying the art and joy of grilling! Why even use a grill? Why even cook?

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    1. Re:Annoying! by Warlok · · Score: 1
      Talk about destroying the art and joy of grilling!


      You've missed the point completely - AB isn't about art, he's about science. "Good Eats" is about figuring out why you do the things you do in a kitchen, rather than simply accepting everything a mad French chef or your grandmother tells you as fact. His show is about increasing your understanding of the chemistry and physics happening when you follow those arcane processes and procedures.


      If you want art, go watch Emeril pepper his front row with some bammage.

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    2. Re:Annoying! by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Usually he uses charcol grills, you just happened to see the one episode where he used gas (it was probably very useful to everyone who normally has a gas grill).

      I would like to know exactly how you do your grilling? Generally I fire up the charcol, get my grill nice and hot put the stuff on, cover, and relax, flip, relax, take the food off eat.

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  74. Flay Filet! (ot) by wizwormathome · · Score: 1
    I'm so glad to see that there are other people that really hate this guy. Nothing he has done has impressed me or caused me to think anything but pompous moron. Judgemental, yes.. but how can you really respect a guy that jumps onto cooking counters and whines all the time?

    -Loyal AB Groupie

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  75. And the best part... by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

    He's a Mac user. I guess that kinda makes up for Rush using a Mac.

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  76. Thirst for knowledge by Remlik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Art, science...bleh, I watch AP simply for the knowledge transfer high. When I was a kid watching Sesame Street I would drool every time the clip which shows how crayons are made came on. I love knowing how things work. AB does so much prep work to explain exactly why things are the way they are that I really don't even care what he is making half the time. I want to know why adding corn syrup to melted sugar prevents it from binding. I love to hear the ancient history of teas, how/where they are grown, selected and refined. On top of all that, he presents the information in a humerous and easy to digest manor. (Nothing like a bunch of human sized molecules doing the cooking dance of love to teach you some basic chemistry.)

    AB is about entertaining information, food and cooking just happen to be the subject. I would like to see more spinoffs with this style on discovery or TLC (Which should change its name to THRDC - The Home Repair and Decoration Chanel).

    I also highly recommend "Unwrapped" for those like me with the crayon making fetish.

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  77. Re:Good cooking is a science great cooking is an a by Devar · · Score: 1

    So program food replicators with slight variances! Not enough to make it something different, and not too little to make it unnoticable.

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  78. Alton has gotten me cooking. by b2u · · Score: 1
    I watch Good eats for its science oriented explanations of cooking. I kept explaining all this great stuff to wife and she said when you are going to cook something. I started out slow. My first attempt was coffee. Our coffee maker never made good coffee. We switched to a a French press and ground our own beans. I can now make coffee that I can drink black which is how I prefer it.

    Next I started using Alton's tricks for handling lettuce. He soaks it and dries it in a spinner. He then wraps it in paper towels and puts it in a Ziploc bag which has the air removed with a straw. It keeps great for a week in the refrigerator.

    My most recent attempt is my most ambitious. I made a brisket. I had seen his chuck roast show and learned about braising. I attempted a chuck roast and screwed it up. The roast was larger than the recipe called for. I did not cook it long enough. When I made the brisket I did not even have an AB recipe, but I knew that I just had to keep cooking low until it was tender. My family was quite impressed.

  79. Re:Forgot a credit by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

    I have to agree. I still love Batali and I still think Flay is a tool. The thing that surprised me was just how cool Puck is. I never paid much attention to him and had just written him off as a California phoney who knew some movie stars. After watching this I now know that I'm wrong and that he brings some serious talent to the table. So yea very cool

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  80. Other chemists in the kitchen by base_chakra · · Score: 2, Informative

    Alton Brown may be the quintessential hacker-chef, but he's a newcomer to the world of Western cuisine, and definitely not the pioneer when it comes to applying practical chemistry and microbiology to the culinary arts.

    For example, James Peterson (chef, author, and recipient of numerous James Beard awards) studied chemistry at Berkeley before engaging in culinary studies at Le Cordon Bleu, and that was more than thirty years ago. In his books and classes, he applies and encourages such topics as understanding of emulsification, the importance of pH balance, how to adjust yoghurt with microbes, the chemistry of caramelization, and so on. His cookbooks are a revelation for those serious about the culinary arts.

    I'm a fan of Alton Brown's emphasis on kitchen science, but in its portrayal of his work Wired demonstrates its typically superficial take on science and technology as seen through the pop-culture lens, and fails to put Brown's contribution into a relevant context.

    1. Re:Other chemists in the kitchen by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I always find that when I'm first studying a new subject be it astonomy or carpentry it is good to start out with an encyclopedia on the subject. When I studied to be a pastry chef almost a decade ago for 2 years this is the book I got. I still have only managed to read about half of it almost a decade later but it has enriched my understanding of the culinary arts and traditions around the world.

  81. Re:Forgot a credit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As well you should, you incompetent fuck.

  82. Mod Parent UP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent up, how is talking about Good Eats in an article about Good Eats redundant?

    Smells like a moder with an ax to grind.

  83. Not an art, not a science by Avumede · · Score: 0

    Cooking is not an art, it's not a science, it's a craft. LIke all crafts you have to know what you are doing (that's where science can help), but ultimately, it's all practice.

    In psychology, there is a concept of two types of memory: declarative and procedural. The declarative memory would be perfect for science - it is a list of facts, easy to communicate. The procedural memory is impossible to communicate precisely, and must be learned through trial and error. Learning to ride a bike, drive a stick shift, etc are all procedural. So is cooking. I can write a recipe down of how to create a pizza from scratch, but you can't cook it successfully until you get a feel for rolling dough, knowing what it should look like, how it responds to pressure, etc.

    That is why cooking is not a science. It's a craft.

    1. Re:Not an art, not a science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well done good point I'm glad somebody mentioned the fact it's a craft, not an art.

      If you are making some food over and over you want it to be identical. Art is a individual, unique thing.

  84. Re:Forgot a credit by Z4rd0Z · · Score: 1

    It's too bad that was overhyped and possibly rigged by the judges. There's no way Bobby Flay could have won fairly. As my boss said of him, "anyone can make a fucking taco".

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  85. Re:Forgot a credit by robinski · · Score: 1
    >>> My only complaint with his show is that we're not getting enough new episodes. They should make Food Network the "All-Alton-Brown-All-The-Time network!" Well maybe not that much, but you get the idea :-) >>>

    It would certainly beat the All-Emeril-All-The-Time penchant they were on about a year ago. He was on twenty times a day. All-Alton-Brown would ROCK.

    (By the way, Alton - if you happen to be a slashdotter - don't lose hope, I like your books MUCH better than Dr. Phil's).

  86. I like Alton by Storm · · Score: 1

    He's the Mr. Wizard of the kitchen...Though his delivery strikes me as more Beakman's World at times. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    All he needs is a hot babe and a Harvard-educated guy in a rat suit...

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  87. Science? by oniony · · Score: 1

    For me it's engineering, I follow the recipe books and my own experience (not that I'm any good).

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  88. How about a wiki? by plopez · · Score: 1

    This thread and another one on processed food begs the question as to why there is not a 'Geek food wiki', or just a food wiki. There is a raw food wiki but I can't find anything else.

    Seeing as how many geeks like cooking and how many like convenience food, there should be plenty to discuss. I do not have the facilities to host this, but if some one does and is interested in doing it, keep us posted.

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  89. Alton is an amateur by hacksoncode · · Score: 1
    If you really want to understand the science behind the art of cooking, read On Food and Cooking: The Science and Lore of the Kitchen, by Harold McGee.

    His chemistry degree is from Caltech, and his literature doctorate is from Yale (not to gratuitously throw fancy names around like they mean everything in the world... but he knows his stuff and can also write about it).

  90. Cookery book by scientist by eetiiyupy · · Score: 2, Informative
    I use The Science of Cooking by Dr Peter Barham who is a physics lecturer at Bristol University. Its the only cookbook I have which is on the Springer Verlag imprint.

    It has really helped improve my cooking.

  91. Molecular gastronomy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder if Alton is a fan of so-called molecular gastronomy? My favourite molecular gastronomic fact so far: the best way to cook a perfect three-minute egg is to cook it for one hour at 140F.

  92. "essentials?" by wobblie · · Score: 1
    I like Alton Borwn a lot, but he certainly has some weird ideas about what's "absolutely neccessary in a kitchen - pizza stone? electric kettle? huh?

    How about stainless steel pan(s), stock pot, good chef's knife, etc before we move on to gadgetry, huh?

  93. Re:Forgot a credit by tonydiesel · · Score: 1

    Iron Chef America was a lot of fun but I was extremely disappointed with the tasters. If you can't eat food of all shapes, sizes, textures and flavors, you shouldn't be a taster. The chefs created amazing food, with an extrodinary amount of creativity but the tasters were afraid of it.

    The guy from the Sopranos (Bug Pussy?) was ridiculous. He had no business being on the show. They need to get tasters with some taste.

    AB was great though. Choosing him to be the commentator was wise.

  94. Those books also inspire good cooks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought Thomas Keller's French Laundry cookbook and although I can't create the exact dish in those exquisite photos, I try to come close. My attempt at his butter poached lobster doesn't taste exactly like his but it's still pretty good and me and my friends don't notice much of a difference (besides the presentation). Considering that I can't afford to go nor are companies willing to take me to the French Laundry post-bubble, their cookbook is a good alternative. And while I'm by no means a great chef, I'm a pretty good cook who has benefitted from the use of a lot of cookbooks. (I worked as a sous chef at Wolfgang Puck Cafe to pay for college.)

    Cooking shows, even those as informative as Alton's, don't give you all the details or nuances of preparing a dish, so cookbooks have their place. Alice Water's Chez Panisse, Charlie Trotter's Charlie Trotter, Thomas Keller's French Laundry, and Ferran Adria's El Bulli cookbook all provide detailed instruction on creating great dishes. Those books are the equivalent of 'how to paint like Picasso' but if you do have enough skills already, you can make a pretty good copy. The cookbooks I've listed require a significant skill level and a lot of equipment to be used to their full potential. If you're a beginner, you may want to start with simpler cookbooks that teach you a basic skill set, but you shouldn't condemm advance cookbook authors as money grubbers. For me, those gourmet cookbooks are like a folio of Picasso prints that allow you to enjoy something of the original's genius.

  95. Re:Forgot a credit by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

    I've watched a lot of Iron Chef episodes (even the Shatner ones). Big Pussy was the most ignorant taster ever. I understand that they want to get an "average" person on the panel that represent the common man's tastes. But putting an Italian guy who talks about his love for Italian food on there was stupid.

    I also watch a lot of Good Eats (I like to cook). Alton Brown is a genius. My favorite thing I've learned from him is to soak pork chops in a "brine bag" with water, cider vinegar, salt, and brown sugar. They will be the best pork chops you have ever tasted. FoodTV.com has all of his recipes.

    -B

  96. Torrents by Hatta · · Score: 1

    I guess this is as good a place as any to mention that Good Eats, and other foodtv shows are available by Bittorrent, for those of us with cable tv, but no capture card. Get the torrents at digital distractions.

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  97. Re:Forgot a credit by Momomoto · · Score: 1

    I'll disagree with you on one point--I dislike Batali intensely. To me, he ranks right up there with Martha Steward when it comes to condescention.

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  98. Martha Stewart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Martha Stewart is not even in jail yet and already the vultures are circling to move into her territory. And they're on /.????

  99. Oh, great. by Mawbid · · Score: 1
    I don't have half the stuff you need to follow along the regular cooking shows, and now I'm modding hair dryers and hooking them up to my grill!?

    I'll stick to Bill the belching gourmet, thank you.

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  100. Rule Zero for Cuisine by GoPlayGo · · Score: 1

    Get the best ingredients you can obtain and then damage them as little as possible.

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  101. Re:Forgot a credit by linzeal · · Score: 1

    If only they could combine the paunch of James Beard with the zanyness and sheer talent of Alton Brown than we would have an undefeatable American champion of cooking.

  102. But of course - that's how the pros do it by Animats · · Score: 1
    The food manufacturing industry makes millions of tons of prepared food every day. With consistent quality. That doesn't happen by accident.

    There are flavor chemists. Engineers. Thermodynamics experts. Plumbers. Quality control. Cooks are for kitchens, not plants.

    The processes are not the ones you see in kitchens, either. Homogenizers, oil-curtain continuous fryers, and encapsulators aren't seen even in hotel kitchens, but they're standard units in food processing plants.

    In food manufacturing, as in other manufacturing, recipes have tolerances. Those tolerances were determined in test kitchens and pilot plants, where the process failure points were explored. Temperature, humidity, time, viscosity, and other process parameters can be controlled if necessary. They're routinely controlled to the point that the process works every time.

    Face it. Many foods made on an industrial scale, especially cakes, cookies, and candies, are better than those made at home. Most other prepared food is better than the average homemaker can do, and far more consistent. The compromises in industrial food preparation have mostly to do with storage and shelf life, not manufacturing.

  103. Nah, go with twice baked spuds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know the drill...

    clean the medium sized potato

    lightly coat with olive oil

    bake til tender

    cool, cut in half, & scoop the guts into a bowl taking care to leave a little stuff on the skin.

    mix with a little sour cream, a little salt & appropriate spices plus some other goodies

    go for something that ads a contrasting color, like chopped green onions. really really finely diced green & red peppers (cook these these first for tenderness) and whatever else you can get. some people like to add cheese, but that may be overkill

    put the mass into a pastry bag with a large bore serrated tip and pipe the stuff back into the potato skins. if you''re slick you can get a visually pleasing pattern.

    bake the skins + stuffing mixture until headed thru but not so much that the stuffing is burned or dried out. this can happen to thin sectioned parts of the stuffing assembly easily.

    this will not help you get laid because she'll say you'e trying to make her fat. she'll probably be right. These are good reheated the second day and eaten over the sink anyway. You know what I'm talking about guys.