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  1. Re:2.0? I hope not! on Engineer in a Box? · · Score: 0, Funny

    Hey - look on the bright side - Engineer-in-a-Box 6.0 will know how to read email :)

    And in one of the future versions - a dancing paperclip will be introduced.

  2. Re:New Contest on Moronic Hacking Contest Ends In Free-For-All · · Score: -1

    You mean a stained skirt? :) or the cigar? or a stained cigar? :)

  3. I concur [was: Re:No problems here] on IBM DeskStar 75GXP Hard Drive Failures? · · Score: -1

    After frying in this order:
    1). 1 x 20G IBM drive, (replaced with a Quantum)
    2). 1 x dual motherboard GA-6BXDS
    3). 1 x Matrox G400
    4). 1 x dual motherboard GA-6BXDS (the above, RMA-ed)

    I think that it might've been the power supply, waay-way undersized (230W for a duallie monster with tons of SCSI devices inside).

    Bottom line is: GET A REAL POWER SUPPLY!
    Getting a cheap one is like asking for troubles.
    The fun part comes especially when something croaks right after the warranty expired. I've been there!

  4. Light [was Re:Physics?] on Intel Says 10GHz By 2005 · · Score: 1

    How about the speed of the turned-off light? :)

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  5. Intel...BAH! on Intel Says 10GHz By 2005 · · Score: 1

    Sure ... no - wait a minute - it's not 2005 it's Q4 of 2005... oh no - damn - it's Q2 or most probably Q3 or 2006. OOps! it was actually Q4 of 2006 but we had to recall all the chips because of a nasty bug - amazingly similar to "F00F" one.

    Please excuse us and oh - by the way - did we tell you that we finally released P]II[ yesterday?!

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  6. Commercials, spam - what's the difference? on Opera 5 Free... If You Want Commercials · · Score: 1

    Thanks but no thanks... You can keep your browser and I'll have my Netscape 4.76. Which happens to work juuust fine (for some values of "fine")

    I don't have much of a bandwidth to waste with crap and I'm already too tired about spam. Getting it willingly is not something I'd do even if I was drunk.

    On the other hand - you can get the names for the sites it uses to get the ads and map them in your /etc/hosts as aliases to 127.0.0.1 - and there - you're done - I know that because my /etc/hosts has some nice aliases to a bunch of sites with ads! :)

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  7. Career path [was Re:Why?] on Programming Perl, 3rd Edition · · Score: 1

    Ermm ... I guess ASP and JS/VBS qualifies you for the title of "webmonkey"... good luck with your new career path^H^H^H^Hbranch.

    I still have to find the bloody utility of JS and VBS - aside the unofficial one - to crash the browsers.

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  8. Ruby and Perl [was Re:1067 pages] on Programming Perl, 3rd Edition · · Score: 1

    I see your Ruby and Perl and I raise C :)

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  9. Re:Perl is the English of Computer Languages on Programming Perl, 3rd Edition · · Score: 1

    Heh - Perl - it isn't called for nothing "the Swiss Army Knife" of the sysadmin.

    I was using first shell-scripting (and I still do - for very small jobs) but once I've seen the light - well - my whole existence changed. I may not write very legible code (by the letter of the book/man/info) - but I'm slowly getting there.

    On a light issue - "YOU BASTARDS! - I have to fork() another 50$ (or so) to buy it!" :)

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  10. Of course... on AltaVista Gives Up On E-mail [Updated] · · Score: 1

    Who was ever going to believe that free ISP service is going to last forever?

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  11. Hoord? [was Re:"Debian" Hurd?] on Debian Hurd Still Coming · · Score: 1

    > I just find this horribly ironic.

    I think you mean "hoorribly" :) :)

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  12. Re:Sun commercials on New Advance In Quantum Dot Technology · · Score: 1

    > I just saw the "Quantum Dot Technology" and thought oh god not another stupid Sun
    > commercial about the great 'dot'.


    Nope - nothing "great" but "quantum" :) - still rather close to the reality :) Quantum Dot-Coms :) Same size, eating same amount of money :) do you sense a pattern here? :)

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  13. Sun... or "Dot-com you too" on New Advance In Quantum Dot Technology · · Score: 1

    > "...but the technique looks promising, particularly for generating a large array of quantum dots."

    That's what we really needed - after what Sun did, a large array of quantum dot-com s :)

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  14. IOC - Urine tests on Net Faces 10 -Year Olympic Shutout · · Score: 2

    Proposal:
    Let's all send urine samples on the IOC address... they should know what to do with it. Just to let them know that those watching Olympic games on the net are not as much on crack as they are :)

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  15. Web-site [was Re:German Jobs] on Will Americans Have Trouble Finding IT Jobs, Overseas? · · Score: 1

    Ermmm :) couldn't help it:

    www.arbeit-macht-frei.com :)

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  16. Re:As Emperor, I will help Americans find IT jobs on Will Americans Have Trouble Finding IT Jobs, Overseas? · · Score: 1

    OhYes your Emperorshit^Hp :)
    We're not worthy of you!!

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  17. Idiotic answers on TV[was Re:Yes they will] on Will Americans Have Trouble Finding IT Jobs, Overseas? · · Score: 1

    > Bah.... Do you think that Jay Leno doesn't set
    >that up in some way ? How funny would it be if
    >people gave the right answers ?[...]


    Naah ... if one gives the right answer (which I don't believe it will happen from the first person) move onto the next one... though I hardly think he'll have to look much time for an idiot - US are full of them :) and they have some proportions - you can't miss one

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  18. One more line [was Re:Americans] on Will Americans Have Trouble Finding IT Jobs, Overseas? · · Score: 1

    I think you forgot
    "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

    Ah - as about the McCrappalds - good luck with it! :) It's after all "The American Dream(tm)" I guess they'll send it to conquer the space - imagine - "NASA - Powered by McCrappalds" :)

    That French guy did the right thing to McDonalds... Way to go man! Many more others soon! :)

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  19. World is coming to an end! :) on Iridium Satellite Breaks Up Over Arctic · · Score: 1

    Intel pulled off their processors - then Transmeta does it with 300 pieces of their processors - and now IRIDIUM!
    AAAAAA!!! What are we going to do?! Where to hide?! What will be left of us?! Who's going to maintain the Linux Kernel!? :)

    And most important - is the last backup of my DivX collection recoverable?! :) :) :)

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  20. Re:Come again? on Linux to Fragment? · · Score: 1

    > Somehow I think something was lost in the comparison :/

    maybe the mileage after which they change the grease? :)

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  21. COO-Droids... :) and Darwin on Linux to Fragment? · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't they like it? oooh - they'd love it. after all it would only give them more arguments to say "See - out OS is better - who do you call when everything is falling apart?"

    They all seem oblivious to one thing - it is the nature of things to evolve and branch - Darwin was right! :) Survival of the fittest!

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  22. 0xf0 0x0f [was Re:(muffled laughter)] on Pentium 4 Systems Recalled By Some U.S. Stores · · Score: 1

    > Ho! Ho! Ho!, Merry Xmas from Intel.

    I think you mean "Merry MMXmas from Intel." :) And a happy new F00F to you! :)

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  23. Re:Intel - eat your heart out! on NASA To Contact Its Oldest Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    > One of the later probes had the first Intel processor on board and that's still working :)

    Hah! :) for some values of "working" - of course! :)

    Besides - time's young yet! :) Let me know if it's still working when this "later probe" reaches the age of Pioneer-6...

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  24. Intel - eat your heart out! on NASA To Contact Its Oldest Spacecraft · · Score: 2

    Hehee .. if that thing's still working. Good ole' discrete electronics don't fail as much as Intel's processors! :)

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  25. Way to go Intel :) on Pentium 4 Systems Recalled By Some U.S. Stores · · Score: 1

    Well-well-well! Good for you Intel! :)
    You never cease to amaze me! and I can say you never let me down! :) I knew that! :)

    Oh - and BTW - the mushroom biz stays on (for the moment) :)

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