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  1. Re:The Russians on Ancient Planes and Other Claims Spark Controversy at Indian Science Congress · · Score: -1

    Then duly proceeded to drink to forget it all!

  2. Re:Bad Reporting on iPhone Interface For Ham Radio Mates Old With New · · Score: -1

    Arrrrrr! Tharrrr be sodium clouds arrrround Yarrranus!

  3. Re:I never thought of Aussies being like this on Australian Gov't Seeks To Record Citizens' Web Histories · · Score: -1

    Like most Americans, whenever I think of Aussies I think of Crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin: rugged, outdoorsy individualists. Australia has a history not unlike that of America's Old West: Guns, deserts, ranchers, rugged individuals with a no-nonsense can-do attitude.

    Well - there you go. Can do have an internet filter.

    What the hell? How did they end up under the thrall of their Auntie? Is this where the US is headed?

    Actually - you're already there, we're just following you.

    Ino

  4. ooh... wait for it... wait for it.... on Anti-Bieber Software Maker Gets Death Threats · · Score: -1

    did he call his program "The Bieber Dam"?

    Ino

  5. Re:Farmers have been sonless for a generation on Chemical Pollution Is Destroying Masculinity · · Score: -1

    So did the chemicals affect your development at all? What's your penis size?

    It's so small - it's a vagina!

  6. Re:Undefined Genetic Groups bad for overall health on Humanity's Genetic Diversity on the Decline · · Score: -1

    > Throughout history when two groups of people meet one of the first things they do is f***. That's about as natural as it gets.
    Yes, that's right... they fight first... then the men of the losing group are either killed or sent into slavery in some @PANTHEON forgotten corner of the empire, while the winners have sex with the women from that group....

    (dws)Oh... sorry, you meant something else, didn't you? (/dws)

    Ino!~

  7. Re:CAN'T be true on Researchers Claim Pheromones Trigger Brain Cell Growth · · Score: -1

    Don't think that licking your own balls counts... :)

    After all - the entire thing would be a posive feedback loop - you produce said pheromones, you get smarterer...

    Ino!~

  8. Re:Improved study method? on Data Stored in Live Neurons · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can almost see Neo:
        - Wow, I know sendmail now!
    Morpheus: - Show me.

    And then the PFY calling the others:
    Morpheus is spamming Neo...

    QMail - on the other hand....

    Ino!~

  9. Re:Unless.. on Optimus Keyboard Pre-Orders In Mere Hours · · Score: -1

    (Syndrome)But it's cool! eh? eh?! .... aw, come! on! (/Syndrome)

    You can change the keyboard mapping on the fly. Have your bengali friend type something without him needing to bring their keyboard from home! and then, your japanese friend can do the same... and then your ukrainian mail order br!@#$!@$%NO CARRIER..

  10. Six sided hexagon... DUH! on Cassini Probes the Hexagon On Saturn · · Score: -1

    From TFA's image captions:
    >This nighttime view of Saturn's north pole shows a bizarre six-sided hexagon ...

    What the fsck?! Do hexagons on Saturn can have more than 6 sides?! Say.... a 12 sided hexagon? or a 5.5 sided one?

    Oh... wait... this is NA-one-inch-equals-one-centimeter-SA. I should've expected that! :) At least they didn't call it a "doodad", or a "thingimabob".

    Ino!~

  11. Re:Mac? on US University Dumps Windows to go All Mac · · Score: 0, Funny

    > At my university, we have half Windows and half Linux. And in one lab, we have 1 Mac. I have never saw anybody to use it more than 10 minutes.

    That's because they're so efficient on it, their work is done in 10 minutes. Duh... PC!

    Ino!~

  12. Did any one say it? on Microsoft Office Genuine Advantage (OGA) · · Score: -1

    OGA-OGA Booga! :).... or should that be "BooWGA!"?

    Ino!~

  13. How about trying to beat the Russian Roulette then on Cheating At Roulette May Be Legal In UK · · Score: -1

    What's the worst it can happen? ... oh... wait... never mind.

    Ino!~

  14. Re:UFS doesn't support resource forks on Slashback: Moon Footage, KillerNic, ZFS Leopard · · Score: -1

    You might just want to check "fsattr(5)" on a friendly Solaris box near you.
    ...
    or Wikipedia...

    Ino!~

    (Jeez, kids these days... ask them to run "man something_or_other" and they'll look at you as if you just landed from another planet. "It's Wikipedia, old man... ", they say)

  15. Use ZFS on Solaris10 on Open-Source or FIPS-Validated Disk Encryption? · · Score: -1

    Lookup ZFS and encryption. It is aleged that ZFS will have a FS encryption module. Whether the encryption module is going to be there from the start or it's going to be a later "add-on", that I don't know, but still... watch that space.

  16. Who's paying for what. on Training - A Company or a Worker's Responsibility? · · Score: -1

    In a normal world, it would be an employer's duty to send employees on training, especially if they (the employer that is) intend to deploy some new-fangled *SHINY* piece of technology.

    Practically, however, it really depends on what kind of sector you're in. Government related employers will hardly ever do that, and they *will* happily prefer to lose money than send employees on training.

    I've seen cases where "training credits" were awarded as part of a major hardware purchase. $PHB du-jour happily sat her fat arse on them until they expired... 3 years in a row!

    You might want to inquire whether there are any credit points left that you can use.

    I'd not spend a dime of my own on training, if (as is the case) I hate the current employer and more over, they've shafted me repeatedly.

    Sure, you can go and buy books and all that, but when it comes to paying out for trainig when your employer solely benefits out - why do it? Let the bastards shell for the training. ... and then leave! :)

    Ino!~

  17. X programming {was Re:Great quotes} on Does Visual Studio Rot the Brain? · · Score: -1

    Thanks a bunch for reminding me of that abomination!

    Mind you - at that time I liked doing it but sure as hell I thought I wasn't going to do that for money!
    And while we're at this: does anyone remember Motif? how you had to use their magic *AND* descend in the Xt catacombes every now and again?

    Oh! and that meand programming with Motif using $EDITOR. Any visual building tool for it was starting at $3000
    and was only going up from there.

    Ah - the good old times!

    Ino!~

  18. Politics, politics, politics. on What You Should Know When Taking a University Job? · · Score: -1

    Henry Kissenger quote: "Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low."

    Be aware that the oldest around are also not necessarly the best. As a matter of fact - they may not be even mediocre enough for you to cope with them.

    Oh, and laws of physics apply too, floaters tend to rise to the top.

    Yeap, it's a shit world.

    Ino!~

  19. Sirius you say? on Sirius in Negotiations With Apple · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sirius as in Sirius Cybernetics?! I can see that happening with Apple!

    Ino!~

  20. Re:Thats simple... on Hindsight: Reversible Computing · · Score: -1

    even simpler, reverse the polarity of your motherboard power-feed connector. You know, + to - and viceversa.

    Alternately, get Superman to fly around the earth, counter-clockwise and that'll get your PC going backward. :)

  21. Re:He's just an angry, old, white man on An Engineer's View of Carly Fiorina's Leadership · · Score: -1

    Let me guess, you're one of those man hater, dildo-thumping dykes, aren't you?

    Sarcasm aside, keep in mind that stupidity has no boundaries, and it really doesn't matter whether she's woman or a man. I have no doubts that if she was a man - she would've been just as stupid and just as hated.

    Now, your point was?

  22. We need Steve Erwin there now. on Opportunity Spots Curious Object On Mars · · Score: 0, Funny

    By Crikey! is she angry this lil' rock! 'ave a look at that! WHOOOA!

  23. Re:What about noise polution? on Jet Engine on a Chip · · Score: 0, Informative

    For what's worth, I think the noise generated would be more likely to drive your cat or dog nuts, but not you.

    Does anyone remembers the old ultrasonic remote-controls of the 80s? I can tell you one thing: they worked on cats too, as well as on TVs! :)

  24. Re:Wow. Neat. on Romanian Team Entering X-Prize competition · · Score: -1

    >They built a model rocket for a measely 30,000 bucks.

    Actually the rocket was just $500. The rest of it is money for bribing the authorities so the can launch it - or if you will "schpaga" :)

    >I'm going to wait for somebody to get in one to be impressed,
    > if that's okay.

    They'll need a couple of year's worth of elastic-strip national production to pull that one.

    Yeah, yeah... I'll get me coat now.

  25. Re:Current State of IT on Linux Router Project Dead · · Score: -1

    [...]
    > I suggest checking out *** as to why SysAdmining can be a
    > stressful job.

    *WHACK!* You *WHACK!* don't *WHACK!* mention *WHACK!* that *WHACK!* place *WHACK!* in *WHACK!* here! *WHACK-WHACK!*[0]

    Ever! We don't need no steekin' ./ lusers, we've got enough of that idiot postiong from salmahayek's knockers.

    Besides, it's not like your average slashdot luser's going to get a clue, anyway. They'll probably find it funny and start posting to it or worse, forwarding messages to **** or $DEITY knows where.

    Ino!~

    [0] - Yeah, I know, quite a lot of whacking here, but "he needed a killin' yer'honour" :)