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  1. Korea on SCO Sells First Linux Licenses in UK · · Score: -1

    We have been quite successful selling licenses in Korea as well. Unfortunately we are limited in our market - you see, in Korea only the elderly buy SCO licenses.

  2. Re:20 - 30 is too high for Chris S. to count? on SCO Sells First Linux Licenses in UK · · Score: -1

    Certainly. The exact number is 28.713.

  3. Re:Java Card and Liberty Alliance on Bill Gates Proclaims End of Passwords · · Score: -1

    It is an Open Standard. Visit the ISO website and download the standards yourself if you arent satisfied. The ISO standards numbers are 23270(C#), 23271(CLI), and 23272(CLI TR)

  4. Re:Java Card and Liberty Alliance on Bill Gates Proclaims End of Passwords · · Score: -1

    To be honest, he has a point. Smart cards with a programmatic challenge/response authentication system seem like a much more technically secure system than passwords which are prone to all kinds of human errors. This technology has the ability to greatly increase security. Obviously, any such widely deployed system should be based around Open Standards, so .NET seems like a good choice.

  5. Re: Plagarist! on KernelTrap Interview With Rusty Russell · · Score: -1
    Sir,

    You may not be aware, but the phrase "it belongs to SCO" is a trademark and copyright of the SCO group. Please desist from using our Intellectual Property in your future slashdot posts.

  6. Re:UNIX is dying? on Interview with Havoc Pennington of Red Hat · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has it the wrong way round, my friend. Do not listen to the lies. Linux is like a snake we are going to cut into pieces. Unix will rise again! We will push those crooks, those mercenaries back into the swamp. They are retreating on all fronts. Their legal effort is a subject of laughter throughout the world.

  7. Re:What's that rumbling sound? on Interview with Havoc Pennington of Red Hat · · Score: 0, Funny

    Sir, That joke is the Copyright and Intellectual Property of the Santa Cruz Operation. Please cease and desist.

  8. GNU Hurd on SCO's Open Letter to Open Source Community · · Score: 0, Funny

    It seems the time is right to move to the Hurd...

  9. Re:Negotiating Prices... on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0
    Just realise that we at SCO will win in the end!!! You wont be laughing so much when we sue you for every cent you own!

    In the meantime, would you like some fries with that?

  10. Re:SCO Announces Second Fortune 500 Client on SCO Run-Time Licenses: Get 'em While They're Hot! · · Score: 0

    I dont know about you guys, but I already moved to running the GNU Hurd months ago.

  11. Re:-_- on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 0

    Nigga please. Fuck wid me, ya fuck wit mah whole damn posse. Ya know what I'm saying? The SCO crew aint down wit that eye for an eye bullshit. You take an eye, I'll take your motherfuckin head. You come talkin that trash in my hood, my homies and I gonna pull your cord. Word.

  12. But....! on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 0

    IBM started it!

  13. Re:Something is Terribly Wrong on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 0

    Well, its not like I like selling off my own company's stock. But you know, this Crack is really expensive stuff..

  14. Re:In other related news... on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 0

    You two-timing slut!

  15. Re:What a useful article on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Actually ZDNet have it all wrong. Our actual next target is God himself. As you know, God is responsible for all life on earth, including "trees". The way trees recursively divide their branches is a blatant copy of the hierarchical file system present in Unix. We plan to file suit in the next week or so.

  16. Re:WIll sco sue itself too? on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is infact the main reason we at SCO have decided to start our new subsiduary, SCOsource. Dont worry though, that Darl guy is a pussy. I'll kick his ass!

  17. Re:Enough Speculation on SCO's Next Target: SGI? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey Darl, I got that Crack Cocaine you said you wanted. Where should I put it?

  18. Re:Huh? on Open Source Project Management Lessons · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not so! SCO owns the core patents on Open Source design methods. Its sad to see that criminals like the author of this article continue to infringe on our patents. We plan to file a lawsuit against Mister "Baranowski" (if that is his real name) in the next few days. Try to understand, we're just trying to protect our intellectual property.

  19. This infringes on SCO property on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am sorry to inform you that "Ogg Vorbis" infringes on SCO copyright. We believe it was developed on the illegal Unix system "Linux" and under our EULA it belongs to us. We plan to file suit immediately.