one time, after the game "deus ex" had just come out, i played the demo level and really wanted to get the rest. It was a sunday afternoon and i wanted the game NOW. I hopped online and tried to find somewhere that had the game for a good price ($50 was common at the time) and relatively cheap next-day shipping.
after looking around for over an hour, i realized "oh yeah. i can get in my car, drive to microcenter, and have the game in 20 minutes."
oops.
that's when i realized i rely WAY too much on the internet.
1) The US defeated Japan and Germany chiefly by starving them of oil. The Japanese and Germans had jet fighter planes sitting on the tarmac, ready to pulverize the best we had in the air, but they had no oil to fly them. One day the same thing could happen to America.
Why don't we use alternative fuels for our airplanes then? Let me keep my V8. Hippie.
FUCK ALL SLASHDOT MODERATORS. SUCK MY FUCKING COCK AND SPIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH.
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Jeez, i'm glad someone finally admitted this on slashdot (not the editors, apparently).
IT workers are the grease monkeys of the industry. You guys make sure my machine doesn't get WinBlast while i get some REAL work done designing the next generation of hardware for you morons to forget to patch once you've installed another one of your shitty M$ OSes on it. ("but i'm MCSE certified! it's all i know" "shut it, monkey")
I want a slashdot poll... of the dozen or so actual engineers that read slashdot, how many of you hate your IT department because they're completely incompetant? How many of you hate them because they're dickheads?
Both?
In the interest of tooting my "won" horn, i got a 1490 on my SAT. so that said, please don't waste your time replying, as you are dumber than I.
1. you can't buy "any old motherboard" when your itanium dies (check your pronoun references, novice) and expect it to work. if you meant when the *motherboard* dies, good luck finding a new itanium board on eBay.
and as for yourmission, that was a run-on sentence. assnut.
since the day i got my intellimouse explorer, i've had it set to scroll up/down as i move the scroll wheel (duh), and to scroll left/right as a move the scroll wheel while holding shift. it's VERY useful, *especially* for the websites made by morons that are too wide (the morons and the sites)
I just heard on the radio that computer visionary and Apple/Pixar CEO Steve Johs has died of a massive overdose of wheatgrass. He will be sorely missed. He is best remembered for igniting the personal computer revolution with the Apple II in the 1970s, and reinventing the personal computer in the 1980s. In the 1990s, he had the foresight to eliminate the floppy disk drive from all Apple computersâ"a policy adhered to by all Apple computers ever since. As CEO of Pixar, he brought some of the most lovable computer generated characters to life, selling millions of toys to millions of kids who had no idea that their heroes were nothing more than 1s and 0s in some Beowulf cluster in California.
I hope the Slashdot community will join me in a moment of silent reflection on this great man. May his companies find the strength to carry on, so that we may one day have G6 and âoeFinding Nemo 2.â
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honestly!
after looking around for over an hour, i realized "oh yeah. i can get in my car, drive to microcenter, and have the game in 20 minutes."
oops.
that's when i realized i rely WAY too much on the internet.
FP biatches! COCK!
Why don't we use alternative fuels for our airplanes then? Let me keep my V8. Hippie.
2a. Pay $799 license fee for Linux.
3 (corrected). Save $101 per seat.
still a profit.
What about those of us who want a penis enlargement, but don't want all the spam anyway?
i say! what's all this then?
SO FUCK OFF and don't use too many caps!
FUCK ALL SLASHDOT MODERATORS. SUCK MY FUCKING COCK AND SPIT IN YOUR MOTHER'S MOUTH. Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.Reason: Don't use so many caps.
"...that IT [flunkies] use."
IT workers are the grease monkeys of the industry. You guys make sure my machine doesn't get WinBlast while i get some REAL work done designing the next generation of hardware for you morons to forget to patch once you've installed another one of your shitty M$ OSes on it. ("but i'm MCSE certified! it's all i know" "shut it, monkey")
I want a slashdot poll... of the dozen or so actual engineers that read slashdot, how many of you hate your IT department because they're completely incompetant? How many of you hate them because they're dickheads? Both?
Thanks for participating!
In the interest of tooting my "won" horn, i got a 1490 on my SAT. so that said, please don't waste your time replying, as you are dumber than I. 1. you can't buy "any old motherboard" when your itanium dies (check your pronoun references, novice) and expect it to work. if you meant when the *motherboard* dies, good luck finding a new itanium board on eBay. and as for yourmission, that was a run-on sentence. assnut.
Port iChatAV to Linux you lazy son of a bitch! or buy macs!
After that maybe slashcode can be made to allow your mother to correct her mistakes. Fucking pussy.
Seeking out what isn't there? Looking only for a spark?
since the day i got my intellimouse explorer, i've had it set to scroll up/down as i move the scroll wheel (duh), and to scroll left/right as a move the scroll wheel while holding shift. it's VERY useful, *especially* for the websites made by morons that are too wide (the morons and the sites)
I just heard on the radio that computer visionary and Apple/Pixar CEO Steve Johs has died of a massive overdose of wheatgrass. He will be sorely missed. He is best remembered for igniting the personal computer revolution with the Apple II in the 1970s, and reinventing the personal computer in the 1980s. In the 1990s, he had the foresight to eliminate the floppy disk drive from all Apple computersâ"a policy adhered to by all Apple computers ever since. As CEO of Pixar, he brought some of the most lovable computer generated characters to life, selling millions of toys to millions of kids who had no idea that their heroes were nothing more than 1s and 0s in some Beowulf cluster in California. I hope the Slashdot community will join me in a moment of silent reflection on this great man. May his companies find the strength to carry on, so that we may one day have G6 and âoeFinding Nemo 2.â