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EBay Fined $29.5M in Patent Case

pigreco314 writes "As reported by Washington Post and many others a federal judge Wednesday ordered online auction house eBay to pay $29.5 million to a Virginia inventor (former CIA engineer) who accused the company of stealing his ideas." This case has been going going on for awhile, but this looks to have some finality. Patenting "Buy it Now" is almost as stupid as One Click Shopping.

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  1. This is very bad news by mjmalone · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If a large corporation like ebay can't win a case brought up against them for infringing an obviously frivolous patent then what chance do the rest of us have? Drastic reform in the uspto is necessary. Since the government started cutting federal funding they have started looking at the organization as a corporation in place to serve their "customers." This is a horrible model for a patent organization, their customers should be every citizen of the country, not just those who file patents. The patent clerks are overburdened and they are rewarded on the basis of how many patents they accept and file, which means any patents they find not suitable are not beneficial to their careers.

    Also, how does the court system justify an award of $29.5 million? This seems like a huge amount for such a simple patent. Does the defendant own his own auction house? Is ebay's use of buy it now seriously impacting him financially? This is just absurd.

    In his ruling, U.S. District Judge Jerome Friedman said he would not require eBay to abandon the disputed technology, saying Woolston's lawyers failed to show that he would suffer irreparable harm if the court did not issue an injunction.

    If they failed to show that there would be irreparable harm from future use than how did they show that there was harm from prior use? I guess they don't need to prove any harm, they just need to show they own the patent and they get a huge sum of money. Wired's article says that both sides plan to appeal, maybe ebay can get a better deal in this process.

    1. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eBankrupt!

      who am i kidding, with a such a scalable business model, they should be able to recoop that loss in no time.

      lets hear it for extremely low fixed cost based companies!

    2. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, yes, reform, but wait until after IBM vs. SCO is done. ;-)

    3. Re:This is very bad news by tuxlove · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is very bad news

      No, it's not bad news. Ebay is known for trouncing on people who claim IP infringement, yet slapping others for using "their" IP. They are an example of all that is evil with regard to corporate America and intellectual property laws. They may not be as bad as Microsoft or others in this regard, but that's probably because they're not quite as broad or powerful yet.

      They deserve this, and maybe it will teach them to play nice in the future.

    4. Re:This is very bad news by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If a large corporation like ebay can't win a case brought up against them for infringing an obviously frivolous patent then what chance do the rest of us have? Drastic reform in the uspto is necessary.

      Actually, it's not the PTO's fault. If anyone is to "blame" (and how can you determine blame unless you've actually read the patents and heard the evidence) it would be the jury that found the infringement. Remember, even if the PTO grants a patent, the courts can still strike it down as being invalid.

    5. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 5, Insightful
      They deserve this, and maybe it will teach them to play nice in the future.

      While they may well "deserve this", given their own portfolio of ludicrously obvious patents, the lesson that eBay will most likely take away from all of this is that they should be even more aggressive with their IP portfolio, not less. Clearly, if an individual was able to prevail over them in court, surely this implies that their own patents are at least equally defensible.

      The bottom line is that this is in no way a good thing for anybody -- except perhaps the patent holder and the IP legal industry.

    6. Re:This is very bad news by sweetooth · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Change Ebay to the name of some other company that you think is a good wholesome business. Do you still think a decision like this is good? Probably not. The fact that you don't like ebay shouldn't be a factor in your opinion of this being a good ruling or not. You should consider the precedant this would set and the effect on other peoples ability to do business. If ebay is having to pay 29 million dollars for the use of this technology do you think any small shop will be able to afford to license this technology and build a competing service? Not a chance.

    7. Re:This is very bad news by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      You're arguing that two wrongs make a right. It's still not true. Wrong is wrong is wrong is wrong.

    8. Re:This is very bad news by Transient0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe they do or maybe they don't deserve it. That doesn't change whether the fact that it happened is good or bad news.

      Maybe the GWB deserves a bullet in the head, but I would be tremendously unhappy to see someone give it to him and get away with it. Mostly, because it would set a tremendously bad precedent for when someone decides that I deserve one.

    9. Re:This is very bad news by brokencomputer · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I think it is bad news. how can someone patent such a common phrase like "buy it now". ANyone can think up buy it now and people have proabably used that phrase since before computers or even typewriters were invented.

    10. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Does the defendant own his own auction house?

      Not that this is really news, but the plaintiff, Thomas Woolston, who brought the suit, is a patent attorney..

    11. Re:This is very bad news by ipandithurts · · Score: 1
      mjmalone asks:
      If they failed to show that there would be irreparable harm from future use than how did they show that there was harm from prior use? I guess they don't need to prove any harm, they just need to show they own the patent and they get a huge sum of money. Wired's article says that both sides plan to appeal, maybe ebay can get a better deal in this process.


      Irreparable harm does not equal harm.

      Irreparable harm means that the party can't be reasonably compesated with money. In this case the judge found that the patent holder can be compensated and that eBay has the cash to do it.
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    12. Re:This is very bad news by Seumas · · Score: 2, Funny

      My auction site uses something called "Snatch-It", which is essentially "BuyItNow".

      Hope I don't get fined $30,000,000 for it. Especially since I don't make a dime.

    13. Re:This is very bad news by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      it's not the jury's fault: the problem is with US patent law, which allows the patenting of business methods. This isn't an example of Congress being bought, it's an example of a legal system out of control.

      Historically, patent systems in most countries haven't allowed business methods to be patented. This had always been the case in the US - the most well known precedent involved a guy named Hicks in the 1890s who tried to patent a bookkeeping method which he claimed reduced shoplifting; he successfully registered the patent but it was held by the court to be invalid.

      However to just about everybody's surprise, the Federal Courts overturned all this in the State Street case in 1998, and the AT&T case a year later. The law is a mess, but it seems anything "useful" can be patented.

      It's extraordinary that so radical a step (and one that's arguably a violation of the US constitution) can be taken by the US court system, and neither Congress nor the Supreme Court seems willing to do anything about it.

      so don't blame the jury.

      End of rant.

    14. Re:This is very bad news by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The bottom line is that this is in no way a good thing for anybody

      I disagree. It serves as a message that "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword". If companies like eBay keep getting slapped like this, if the IP wars become too absurd, then maybe the message will get across that our IP system must change. And maybe real change will happen. As long as big and powerful companies can do all the slapping without getting slapped themselves just as hard, nothing will change.

    15. Re:This is very bad news by thePancreas · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why is everyone talking about this guy like he has no right to sue for something he came up with that a VERY large company may very well ahve stolen from him (indeed a very educated judge thinks so based on evidence presented him in a scientific manner: court that is).

      Does anyone here at SlashDot think for a second that companies like E-Bay or Yahoo were waiting for a judgement like this to start their own lawsuits based on their "patent portfolios"? Come on.

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    16. Re:This is very bad news by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1
      CAREFUL!

      It's not safe to even JOKE about this.

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    17. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "he who lives by the sword, dies by the sword"?

      Get serious -- this biblical maxim is understood by lawyers only in the following modified form:

      He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword, unless he has a bigger sword than everybody else. And in any case, we still get paid.

      There is no sense of "karma" in the intersecting corporate, political and legal worlds than dominate the tech industry.

    18. Re:This is very bad news by Gherald · · Score: 1

      "You're arguing that two wrongs make a right. It's still not true."

      I can disprove that fairly easily:

      (2+2) + (4+4) = x

      (5) + (4+4) = x

      (5) + (7) = x

      12 = x

      Two wrongs CAN equal a right, depending on the circumstances.

    19. Re:This is very bad news by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Lawyers do not decide when to file suit. Companies do. Lawyers do not lose $29M when they lose a case. Companies do. Lawyers do not make or change laws. The government does, especially when paid large sums of money from corporate lobbyists. It will be those corporations that decide when enough's enough. Not the lawyers.

    20. Re:This is very bad news by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're right. The jury just applied the law to the facts and determined that Ebay infringed. My point was just that blaming the PTO is also wrong. In this case, a jury determined that the patent was valid, in effect, vindicating the PTO.

    21. Re:This is very bad news by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I guess you saw the article about that political cartoonist too? And he was only talking about his career being killed.

      Jaysyn

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    22. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Informative
      Lawyers do not decide when to file suit

      In fact, the decision of the timing and feasability of any law suit is generally in the hands of an attorney, whether that attorney serves and individual or a company.

      Lawyers do not lose $29M when they lose a case. Companies do

      You are correct. In general, the lawyers (unless working on contigency) get paid either way, and the IP industry continues to prosper irregardless of outcome. See the clear winner here?

      Lawyers do not make or change laws.

      Strictly speaking (although not really germane here but interesting nonetheless), this is not entirely true. The Senate is comprised of around 50% lawyers, the House around 30% -- given that they're supposed to be passing lehgislation, this really shouldn't be surprising, of course. Those same corporate lobbyists you decry tend to also be lawyers, as are many of the aides to those same congresspeople.

      While I laud your optimism, a bad court decision is a bad court decision, even when it constitutes well-deserved comeuppance for Amazon -- this case is not likely to change ANYTHING. Would a procession of similar legal disasters presage change? Perhaps -- but at what would likely be a terrible cost.

    23. Re:This is very bad news by mbirk · · Score: 1

      Quite simply, because you shouldn't be able to patent a basic concept (auctioning, or a Buy it Now! variation) just because it is applied to the web.

    24. Re:This is very bad news by istartedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Drastic reform in the uspto is necessary

      Amen brother.

      1. Moratorium on Software and Business Method patents aka, S&BM (which coincidently also stands for S*** and Bowel Movements). 2. Reduce filing fees to zero so that the USPTO no longer generates revenue. That would give the government an incentive to reduce USPTO instead of expanding it. 3. Alternatively, impose fees only on rejected patents. That would give them an incentive to reject as many patents as possible, while still passing a few reasonable patents so that corporations are willing to take the chance.

      Any one of these measures would restore sanity, but I don't see it happening under a strong partisan administration from either side of the aisle. God send us another Theodore Roosevelt!

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    25. Re:This is very bad news by mbirk · · Score: 1

      Clearly both the patent system and the jury bear a burden for this awful decision. It's bad for us all, because it ties up technology in the hands of a few.

    26. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 1
      Not to put too fine a point on it, but

      (5)+(4+4) = 13

      This proving that two wrongs never equal a right, only undifferentiated moral ambiguity shaded with ennui.

    27. Re:This is very bad news by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      What the hell does "irregardless" mean?

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    28. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness for Echelon. You even posted that logged in. Brilliant.

    29. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I like it better than regardless because it has more syllables. The fact that it is an actual word is a real plus. I'm an English major -- don't screw with me. On the other hand:

      Usage Note: Irregardless is a word that many mistakenly believe to be correct usage in formal style, when in fact it is used chiefly in nonstandard speech or casual writing. Coined in the United States in the early 20th century, it has met with a blizzard of condemnation for being an improper yoking of irrespective and regardless and for the logical absurdity of combining the negative ir- prefix and -less suffix in a single term. Although one might reasonably argue that it is no different from words with redundant affixes like debone and unravel, it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so.

    30. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was nothing wrong with what the Secret Service did. The cartoon did show the president with a gun to his head, so the Secret Service decided to make sure the cartoonist wasn't a Unibomber type that hides in the woods filled with rage. When they saw that he posed no threat, they left. End of story.

    31. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can just hope that the good folk down at Quantanimo Bay will let you browse /. on your yard breaks, in between your daily beating and raping from the Taliban.

    32. Re:This is very bad news by Gherald · · Score: 1

      (5)+(4+4)=13

      At that point in my equation, only one wrong had been commited. What I demonstrated is that after two wrongs an equation can be right...

    33. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine uses Steal It Now! the fixed price: Nothing. items available: Nothing, they were already stolen, dumbass...

    34. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you totally missed the point.
      Clue: you just found 1 wrong...

    35. Re:This is very bad news by Hayzeus · · Score: 1

      But that was more than one equation! And how did they end up "making" a "right" equation? And... ok, nevermind, I'm just lame.

    36. Re:This is very bad news by Catiline · · Score: 1
      3. Alternatively, impose fees only on rejected patents.
      For maximum results, retain the filing fee but implement a return policy for granted patents. This way there is no appearance of bias. (Sure, there is a bias, but it's less obvious than "file for free, pay if you fail".)
    37. Re:This is very bad news by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      But the wrong is still wrong, and nothing can change that.

    38. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, because you differ with him politically, the fact that a human life would be lost isn't really a priority? Did you know that hate isn't a particularly appealing characteristic? (I know I'm making some assumptions here, but I'm just responding to what appears to be the most likely interpretation of that statement.)

    39. Re:This is very bad news by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Think back to third grade, where the teacher would demonstrate step by step how to solve equations on the board...

    40. Re:This is very bad news by Transient0 · · Score: 1

      horrible misinterpretations abound. I guess it is my fault for using a violent and politically charged example. What I was trying to say is that whether the actions of a person or corporation may or may not 'merit' or 'deserve' some sort of illegal or immoral action does not mean that when someone goes about applying that action to them that they have a moral leg to stand on.

      Looking at my original comment, it was pretty poorly worded and does make me look insensitive, selfish and violent. I assure you that was not the intent. What I meant to imply is that GWB's foreign policy has caused a lot of (IMO) unneccesary deaths and that in a certain karmic sense one could say that if he came to a violent end he deserved it. That certainly wouldn't make it right for someone to assassinate him. I meant it to be a statement on vigilante justice and objectivity of law in general. Just because you don't like the victim doesn't mean what happened to them isn't wrong.

      Personally, I don't want to see violence come to anyone if it can be at all avoided, whether it be GWB, my mom or Saddam Hussein.

    41. Re:This is very bad news by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At the risk of belaboring the point:

      In fact, the decision of the timing and feasability of any law suit is generally in the hands of an attorney

      It is the company (ABC Corp., for example) that employs the lawyer, not the lawyer himself, that decides, "I'm going to sue XYZ Inc because they're ripping me off." The lawyer does the dirty work, but does not decide, "Hey ABC Corp, I'm going to sue XYZ Inc because they're ripping you off." It is up to ABC Corp to hire a lawyer to sue, and is solely their decision whether or not to do so. Perhaps their decision will be an informed one, based on lawyer's advice, but they do the decision making. Therefore if they feel pain in suing, perhaps they won't do it.

      The Senate is comprised of around 50% lawyers, the House around 30%...Those same corporate lobbyists you decry tend to also be lawyers, as are many of the aides to those same congresspeople.

      Certainly, but they're not acting as lawyers in the sense that they sue/defend companies in court. Lobbyists are paid by companies to push an agenda. That company owns them and tells them what to do. Therefore, the company has the influence, and it's irrelevant if their instrument, the lobbyist, is a lawyer or not. As for the legislature, it's the same deal. Lobbyists can influence the government, regardless of whether congress comprises a lot of lawyers or not (actually, lawyers are in the overall minority).

      Yes, things would have to be ugly before the legal destruction caused a change in things. But sometimes that's the only thing that will ever work. And some might argue that it's already pretty ugly.

    42. Re:This is very bad news by Flower · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I thought the trend started earlier in Diamond v. Chakrabarty when the SCOTUS uttered the most stupid phrase "Anything under the sun made by man" is patentable. And the way it's looking, imho, is being useful or promoting the arts and sciences has nothing to do with obtaining a patent anymore.

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    43. Re:This is very bad news by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Yes, but an additional "wrong" can often rectify the situation, if it is the opposite sort of "wrong"

      You want to ethicize about an ideal world where nothing is ever wrong in the first place? Fine, feel free.

      But meanwhile, welcome to Earth.

    44. Re:This is very bad news by WTFmonkey · · Score: 1

      Ethicize, is that like jazzercise?

      What we're missing here is some scope. I was being a bit too global, maybe. Your argument is very Machiavellian, with an "ends justify the means" attitude. That's cool, if you walk that road.The question is, how valid is a conclusion that is based on false premises? I maintain that a "right" built out of "wrongs" is inherently wrong.

    45. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two wrongs don't make a right.

    46. Re:This is very bad news by future+assassin · · Score: 0
      Ahh bush killing joker. Be carefull. If slashdot is located in the states the SS will contact them and try to get your info.

      I've had a simillar experience on a web site whemn i posted that someone should kill Geroge Dubyah Bush. Apperantly a few days later the SS contacted the website and tried to get my personal info even though Im in Canada and the website but part of the website also has a US division. The website owners contcted me and told me that teh SS wanted me to call them and explain myself. I as like yah i'll get right on that :P. Those SS bastard even had the balls to give them a non toll free phone number. Like WTF?

      The SS at work? or is GWB gay?"

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    47. Re:This is very bad news by Gherald · · Score: 1

      Well my favorite definition of wrong is "deviating from the norm or from what is ideal/desireable"

      I a big fan of using math/ethics analogies, so here is a counterexample to what you are saying:

      Suppose we arbitrarily define the number 7 as "right" and declare all other numbers "wrong".

      If someone were to come along and subtract "2" from our "7", that would leave "5", which we declare to be "wrong."

      Someone could also come along and add "2" to our "7", which would leave "9", which we also declare to be "wrong."

      But suppose that, acting independently, both operations were performed at the same time, thus leaving us with our original "7" ?

      Sure, two wrongs have been commited, but they effectively canceled each other out, bringing us back to the status quo.

      While an admitedly trivial example, I think the underlying principle is sound.

      Going back to this eBay pattent issue, I doubt anyone is trying to argue that the $29.5M judgement adequately "cancels out" any wrongs eBay has commited. But it is indeed an amusing case of poetic justice.

    48. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      terrorism is the only solution

    49. Re:This is very bad news by spun · · Score: 1
      Let me suggest a modification of the phrase: He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword, unless he has a bigger sword than everybody else. And in any case, we still get paid.

      He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword, unless he has a bigger sword than everybody else. And he who lives by selling the sword dies when swords aren't sold. Can I interest you in a Very Big Sword(tm)?

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    50. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my case I'm looking forward, being 8 and more accomplished than you.

    51. Re:This is very bad news by ozric99 · · Score: 1

      He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. Indeed - likewise he who lives by the pen, he who lives by the word processor, he who who lives by the fax machine all shall die by the sword. Only he who lives by the tank shall remain immune.

    52. Re:This is very bad news by idiotfromia · · Score: 1
      unless he has a bigger sword than everybody else

      Don't you know it's not how big your sword is, it's who you slay with it.

    53. Re:This is very bad news by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Oops. I didn't realize people would think that comment was 'funny'. :)

      I really do run an auction site and we really do have a BuyItNow feature called 'Snatch-It' (and yes, I just wanted to be able to make people say the word 'snatch' all the time).

      http://gothicauctions.com

    54. Re:This is very bad news by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      The website owners called you to let you know the Secret Service was lurking about? You may as well have just given your post the subject "The following is complete and utter bs". If the SS was after your information, not only would you not know about it, it's doubtful the website would even be given the opportunity to know who they were looking for. It'd be more like, "Hi, we're the Secret Service. Please exit the offices while we investigate." In other words, if they are going to investigate someone who expresses the sentiment of assissinating a rather important political figurehead, I don't think they are going to call ahead. Go away, troll.

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    55. Re:This is very bad news by take5 · · Score: 1

      The reason we have juries and not sentencing algorithms is because juries can JUDGE the situation and determine what is right and what is not. They could say the patent was frivolous, or they could award a $1 for damages. There is no law that effectively binds a jury. All they have to say is why they think the law should be applied as they believe. In cases like patents, any belief can be justified easily. If I was on the jury, I would say that, based on the proceedings, the patented idea was obvious. My judgement. Case dismissed. End of story.

    56. Re:This is very bad news by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      (indeed a very educated judge thinks so based on evidence presented him in a scientific manner: court that is)

      I don't think that is true. eBay was found guilty of infringement by a Jury. The judge is not supposed to interject his opinion in this matter.

      Furthermore the judge discounted the jury award by 5.5 million even though he could have taken the 35 million the jury recommended and tripled it because the jury said ebay acted wilfully. It doesn't sound to me like the judge really believes that eBay is completely guilty.

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    57. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about patenting the idea that you patent some ridiculus idea about some general technology and then sue everybodys ass of..

      then you could sue all the asshats.

      i seriously , it's goning to come down to that when you open a grossery store you first check with uptso about patents regarding the stacking of spam can just to make sure you don't infridge on "The guy who invented stacking cans on their flat side as opposed to just leaving them all out on the floor"'s patents.

      i think i'm going to patent the idea of selling something over the counter at a store for the same price as in the advert that brought the customers to that counter in the first place.

    58. Re:This is very bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that is true. eBay was found guilty of infringement by a Jury. The judge is not supposed to interject his opinion in this matter.

      Judge opinions have more to do with rulings in patent cases (they rule on matters of law) than jury votes (juries rule on factual matters).

      The major single issue in patent cases, claim construction, is ultimately decided by a judge.

    59. Re:This is very bad news by ToeDruid · · Score: 1

      Big deal...your an english major. And although it is technically a word (as your quote from Dictionary.com shows), Miriam-Wbster's dictionary suggests using "regardless" instead. ;)

      "usage Irregardless originated in dialectal American speech in the early 20th century. Its fairly widespread use in speech called it to the attention of usage commentators as early as 1927. The most frequently repeated remark about it is that "there is no such word." There is such a word, however. It is still used primarily in speech, although it can be found from time to time in edited prose. Its reputation has not risen over the years, and it is still a long way from general acceptance. Use regardless instead. "

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    60. Re:This is very bad news by future+assassin · · Score: 0

      Oh Im sorry that I got MY story wrong since it seems like you know that happened and I'm like, duh? The website owners contected me because the SS wanted them to give up my info that I submited when I signed up. The website owners said no since in the terms and conditions it stated that my info stays private and wont be disclosed. Anyways why the fuck am I explainng myself to your troll ass.

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  2. he wanted more than Buy it Now. by garcia · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The jury said that eBay's "Buy It Now" option, which allows auction surfers to do the same thing, infringed on Woolston's patent.

    From: Another patent of his (February 1999)...
    Auctioning an uniquely identified item (e.g., used goods or collectibles) with a computerized electronic database of data records on the Internet includes creating a data record containing a description of an item, generating an identification code to uniquely identify the item, and scheduling an auction for the item at the computerized database of records. The item is presented for auction to an audience of participants through a worldwide web mapping module executing in conjunction with the computerized database. The data record connotes an ownership interest in the item to a seller participant on the computerized electronic database of data records. The worldwide web mapping module translates information from the data record on the computerized database of records to a hypertext markup language (HTML) format for presentation through the Internet. Bids are received on the item from participants on the Internet through an auction process that executes in conjunction with the computerized database of data records. Auctioning of the item is terminated when the auction process reaches predetermined criteria. The auction participant is notified of the high bid in the auction process. The unique identification code is provided to the auction participant with the high bid to uniquely identify the item.

    Seems like this fool was trying to go after EBay by filing patents that were VERY similar to what EBay had already been doing. Nevermind "Buy it Now", he wanted it all.

    1. Re:he wanted more than Buy it Now. by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      The unique identification code is provided to the auction participant with the high bid to uniquely identify the item.

      No kidding.. I was at a Super Auction in May, and after following the EXACT same procedure I was givin a unique identification code to identify the item(s) I bought.

      I just don't see the difference between a clipboad listing items for sale, and a web page.

      Other than that, the processes are identical.

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    2. Re:he wanted more than Buy it Now. by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Seems like this fool was trying to go after EBay by filing patents that were VERY similar to what EBay had already been doing.

      Actually, this is not the case. If eBay could have shown that the ideas in the patent were significantly similar to their own IP work at the time the patent was first under development, they could have invalidated the patent and won the case. The fact that they failed to do so shows that Woolston's patent development was begun prior to anything eBay had developed along those lines, and was in fact original work.

      I'm not defending him - I like using the "Buy It Now" feature of eBay and want it to stay. But them's the rules.

    3. Re:he wanted more than Buy it Now. by Daniel+Quinlan · · Score: 0, Troll
      Seems like this fool was trying to go after EBay by filing patents that were VERY similar to what EBay had already been doing. Nevermind "Buy it Now", he wanted it all.

      Fool? The guy just won a $29.5 MILLION DOLLAR verdict. That's much better than most scams and it's completely legal, so to speak.

    4. Re:he wanted more than Buy it Now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "fool" wasn't being used in that sense. It was actually being used to replace something like "fucker", "dickhead", "asshole", or "jerk off".

    5. Re:he wanted more than Buy it Now. by cornice · · Score: 1

      to a hypertext markup language (HTML) format for presentation through the Internet

      I'm not familiar enough with patent law. Does this mean that a different form of translation would not violate the patent? Flash? XML? Javascript? Java?

  3. At least by Eezy+Bordone · · Score: 2, Funny

    The lawyers are going to make money, both parties are considering an appeal.

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    Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?

    1. Re:At least by Dr.+Cockulus · · Score: 0
      Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?

      Seeking out what isn't there? Looking only for a spark?

    2. Re:At least by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Between patent lawsuits and the lawsuit-spawning SCO drama, it's a good time to be an IP lawyer!

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    3. Re:At least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to play a game. It's called "Enough with the fucking gratuitous amazon sig links." I WIN!

    4. Re:At least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I'm going to one-up them all. I'm going to patent the technique of making money and squashing competition by filing frivolous patents on business methods. That way I can sue this guy, Amazon, and everyone else using dumb-ass business method patents. I'm going to be richer than Bill Gates.

    5. Re:At least by diospadre · · Score: 1

      Let's hope it still is in four years!

      *back to writing personal statements and filling out law school apps*

  4. This is a bit wierd. by Prince_Ali · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He was able to defend a patent for how a normal sale works. I guess in the context of an auction it could be novel, but it still seems odd.

    1. Re:This is a bit wierd. by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Money follows votes; it does not buy votes.

      Let us introduce you to Senator Hollings, D-Disney.

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    2. Re:This is a bit wierd. by mopslik · · Score: 5, Funny

      I guess in the context of an auction it could be novel, but it still seems odd.

      Indeed. Given the amount of transactions that involve computers today, I don't see how things like this can continue to be "novel". Maybe I can just apply random modifiers and try and patent them under the same giuse:
      - Conducting an auction using a computer
      - Conducting an auction over the phone
      - Conducting an auction while wearing pants

      Having said that, I know some people who'd be more than willing to work around the last one.

    3. Re:This is a bit wierd. by paitre · · Score: 1

      Who's also not running for re-election.
      Maybe there -is- a God...

    4. Re:This is a bit wierd. by LordNimon · · Score: 0
      Not on Slashdot:

      2003-08-04 20:07:03 Senator Fritz Hollings retiring (articles,news) (rejected)

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    5. Re:This is a bit wierd. by paitre · · Score: 1

      Ok, so -that- sucks.
      Although I can kinda understand it getting rejected since it would lead mostly to "Hooray!" type posts, and not discussion.
      *shrug* still, it -IS- relevant news!

    6. Re:This is a bit wierd. by bytesmythe · · Score: 1
      - Conducting an auction using a computer
      ...
      - Conducting an auction while wearing pants

      The whole point of conducting an auction using a computer is so you don't have to wear pants. Not even underpants.

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    7. Re:This is a bit wierd. by Hentai · · Score: 2, Funny

      (Warning: NSFW)

      Too... contextually... relevant.

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    8. Re:This is a bit wierd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Congratulations, you've managed to grasp what every single reader who has posted a comment about this is pissed off about. Your unique, only 1 in ever 1 posters figured this out!

  5. In other news by SoVi3t · · Score: 5, Funny

    E-Bay will now be charging a 15,000% "We Got Sued" tax on all completed bids over the price of $0.01

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    1. Re:In other news by The+Jonas · · Score: 1

      SCO just caught wind of this frivolous victory and is now suing eBay and Thomas Woolston for IP infringement for $699 per instance of the Buy-It-Now implementation.

      SCO executives were quick to point out that a User (referred to by SCO as \usr) has, with their IP, always been able to use the Buy-It-Now (\bin, for short) feature which is embedded with SCO's software.

      SCO spokespuppets advised users to please check their comupters for \usr\bin and to pleeeeeease buy some SCO stock this week as their lawsuit is a "sure-thing".

    2. Re:In other news by JungleBoy93 · · Score: 1

      I will have to get "We Got Sued" patented

    3. Re:In other news by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      SCO spokespuppets advised users to please check their comupters for \usr\bin and to pleeeeeease buy some SCO stock this week as their lawsuit is a "sure-thing".

      $ ls \usr\bin
      ls: usrbin: No such file or directory

      So, I'm safe, but I sure hope the spokespuppets get their comupters, or comeuppance, whatever.

  6. damn.. I hope.. by joeldg · · Score: 1

    I hope that the other cases against eBay are not bolstered by this win.
    eBay has hundreds of lawsuits against them currently.

    Their stock dropped like mad after this as well http://quote.money.cnn.com/quote/quote?symbols=eba y&submit3.x=0&submit3.y=0

    But.. on the good front, so did SCO's ( http://quote.money.cnn.com/quote/quote?symbols=sco &submit3.x=0&submit3.y=0 )

    1. Re:damn.. I hope.. by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

      -0.03 is "dropped like mad" to you?

      eBay stole this guys intellectual property, just like Linus stole SCOs intellectual property. 30 million dollars in punitive damages sounds right to me

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    2. Re:damn.. I hope.. by joeldg · · Score: 1

      actually it popped back up.. they have been in steady decline recently, so I suppose the "like mad" portion might be more like "dropped today"

      it is currently at
      101.37 -0.11 / -0.11%

    3. Re:damn.. I hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I was gonna mod you down, but this is more constructive:

      SCO's letters are SCOX, not SCO

    4. Re:damn.. I hope.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their stock dropped like mad after this

      Um... it's down 0.02% on the day. I'd hardly call that "dropped like mad."

  7. Stupid? by mhayman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The patent system may be stupid, but he ain't if he made $29.5 million!

    1. Re:Stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using that logic, Saddam Hussein is also a brilliant guy. He's got billions.

    2. Re:Stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This arse wipe did not make $29.5 million. He just found a legal way to steal it. Oh sorry, 'legal' and 'steal' are almost redundant these days. Thank God for the law.

    3. Re:Stupid? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      evil != dumb
      good != smart

      There are plenty of good-hearted idiots, and brilliant assholes.

      Hard to accept, I know, but when you get older the world will seem less black and white.

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  8. Something needs to be done soon by slusich · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If this type of thing is allowed to continue, it will certainly put a damper on real innovations. Vauge patents will keep many companies from implementing anything for fear of being sued.

    1. Re:Something needs to be done soon by mopslik · · Score: 1

      Vauge patents will keep many companies from implementing anything for fear of being sued.



      I'll be looking forward to this once I patent "a method by which a party issues legal notification concerning infringement with regards to a currently existing patent". Of course, the problem occurs once I try and countersue, and end up devestating my own personal fortune.

  9. Just wait... by creative_name · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...until someone sues this old coot for infringing on their patented idea to sue companies for patent infringement of frivilous patents.

    Wooo man will the judges have fun with that one.

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    1. Re:Just wait... by mofochickamo · · Score: 1
      ...until someone sues this old coot for infringing on their patented idea to sue companies for patent infringement of frivilous patents.

      Unfortunately, there is a LOT of prior art. No such patent would hold up ;)

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    2. Re:Just wait... by BobTheLawyer · · Score: 1

      in all seriousness, there's nothing in principle preventing the wanker who first came up with this concept of patenting it.

      Anyone doubting this should read the State Street case

      (http://www.gigalaw.com/library/statestreetbank- 19 98-07-23-p1.html)

      and then explain what they think the limits of business method patenting are. My answer: there are no limits.

    3. Re:Just wait... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      ...until someone sues this old coot for infringing on their patented idea to sue companies for patent infringement of frivilous patents

      Which is actually part of SCO's new Extortion Business Model (tm) v1.0 and land whoever it is that sues the old coot in court as the target of a lawsuit as well.

      On a side note, when are we going to get the 'I got sued by SCO and all I got was this lousy t-shirt' t-shirts?

      Anyone?

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    4. Re:Just wait... by ejaw5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Good thing Patent and IP laws weren't in place when:

      -The wheel was invented
      -The method of sparking a fire using stones and/or sticks was found
      -The idea of using some kind of 'tender' as exchange rather than plain trading.
      -A design of a boat/ship were devised
      -Crop-rotation was invented and implemented
      - etc, etc, etc

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    5. Re:Just wait... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      You'd think so...
      In Monopoly, if you land on property owned by the bank, you have the option of buying it for the listed price. If not, it goes up for auction.
      Of course, eBay does this on a COMPUTER, so it's different, right? But I remember playing Monopoly on a C64, well before eBay OR this patent. And since THIS patent held up...

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    6. Re:Just wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe this one's already pending for someone named McBride.

  10. what if the patent office was always like this? by Comsn · · Score: 5, Funny

    i can just imagine what it would have been like in the past if the patent office was what it is like now...

    horsenbuggy: your car uses four wheels!
    ford: oops
    $29.5M found in favor of horsenbuggy.

    1. Re:what if the patent office was always like this? by aliens · · Score: 1

      It's so fucking sad that this is actually true.

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    2. Re:what if the patent office was always like this? by mekkab · · Score: 1

      yep- Ford paid royalties until he had so much money he could "buy" his way out.

      Applicable googling left as an exercise for the lazy slashdot reader (When was the lasttime you got some exercise, anyway? ;)

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    3. Re:what if the patent office was always like this? by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      It's so fucking sad that this is actually true.


      link
  11. How is this new by Megor1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why is it that the patent office approves any obvious idea that has existed in the real world for a long time as something new if a computer is involved?

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    1. Re:How is this new by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Because weasels need to eat too -- progress be damned.

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  12. Re:great by djh101010 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, by all means, let's not look at the merits of the case or the precident it sets, as long as the little guy won against the big company with the deep pockets.

    I can only hope you're being sarcastic with your comment, but I can't really tell.

  13. The CIA has been stealing my ideas for years!!! by ReadbackMonkey · · Score: 1

    They hear me through a receptor in my teeth.

    1. Re:The CIA has been stealing my ideas for years!!! by wscott · · Score: 1

      You have a dentist you need to sue.

    2. Re:The CIA has been stealing my ideas for years!!! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just chew on some aluminum foil - that temporarily short-circuits the transmitter.

      Note that I said temporarily. In order to keep them from hearing you all the time, you've got to chew on the foil all the time.

      That, or rip all your teeth out with a rusty set of vicegrips or light an M80 and stick it in your mouth.

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    3. Re:The CIA has been stealing my ideas for years!!! by pokeyburro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey! I already patented the idea of sticking an M80 in my mouth!

      See you in court, buddy!

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    4. Re:The CIA has been stealing my ideas for years!!! by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Merely talking about doing something isn't infringement in of itself. I'd actually have to be foolish enough to stick a lit, 1/4 piece of dynamite into my mouth.

      Do you want to pay me now for your frivilious lawsuit or do we get the lawyers involved?

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  14. Stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Patenting "Buy it Now" is almost as stupid as One Click Shopping." Patenting something that gets you 30 mil can't be too stupid!!! M.D. Inc.

  15. this is as stupid as me filling a patent for.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how to take a dump! Wait, please dont steal my idea. I'm filling out the patent paperwork right now. Once I get it approved, I'll sue all the toilet bowl makers fir infringing on my patent.

    We need to get rid of all the laywers.

  16. The worst thing about software patents by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 1, Interesting
    ...is all the posts on /. about patenting the patent process, or patenting suing for patent infringements, and so on.

    Someone will undoubtedly reply to this saying they have patented posting on /. patent stories.

    1. Re:The worst thing about software patents by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      Someone will undoubtedly reply to this saying they have patented posting on /. patent stories.

      Yep. That would be me. I'll license the technology to you for a mere $699. After October 1, it jumps to $1399.

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    2. Re:The worst thing about software patents by realdpk · · Score: 1

      The best thing about the patent articles on /. is that you can disable them in your preferences if you don't want to see them.

    3. Re:The worst thing about software patents by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Someone will undoubtedly reply to this saying they have patented posting on /. patent stories

      I have patented posting on /. patent stories.

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  17. By Clicking This Link: +1, Ingenious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You agree to the terms of this post and
    shall pay the patent holder a sum not less
    than U.S. $1,000,000,000 as settlement for
    violating my patent for WWW-mediated discussions.

    Thank you,
    W00t

  18. i hope... by LinuxHam · · Score: 5, Funny

    he has a verified paypal account!

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    1. Re:i hope... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      Yea, because paying the $900,000 Paypal(now Ebay) transaction fee is better then just getting paid free with a check.

      I sold a bunch of my old junk last month and between the Ebay fees and the Paypal fees they are making 8-10% on everything sold there. Their margins blow even Microsoft away.

      Gonna be a hard fall, and the sooner the better.

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    2. Re:i hope... by spacefrog · · Score: 1

      That will be locked the moment the transaction clears, due to a vague violation of an unwritten policy.

  19. Buy It Later by yamcha666 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I think I'm gonna patent my own shopping method - Buy It Later

    - You click it and it charges your credit card on a random date and sends you the merchandise whenever the seller feels like it!

    Or maybe not. Sshhhhh... no stealing .... sshhhh

    1. Re:Buy It Later by imadork · · Score: 2, Funny
      I think I'm gonna patent my own shopping method - Buy It Later
      - You click it and it charges your credit card on a random date and sends you the merchandise whenever the seller feels like it!

      I think someone beat you to it. At least, this is what happened the last time I ordered something from buy.com ...

    2. Re:Buy It Later by ryan89 · · Score: 1

      actually, it should wait only a few seconds and then say "It's Later". Then charge your card and send the merchandise.

    3. Re:Buy It Later by Gareman · · Score: 1

      This feature is already present on Ebay: http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/6/32222.html

    4. Re:Buy It Later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds a lot like the auto-reregistration crap that register.com was doing a while back.

      You get a message letting you know they had re-registered your domain( with associated credit card charges ) in your stead.

    5. Re:Buy It Later by teamhasnoi · · Score: 1
      I've already managed to patent "Buy it Never" at my store.

      I hope to increase my product line to 100 shirts, then just start suing the crap out of everyone.

    6. Re:Buy It Later by loraksus · · Score: 1

      nope, www.tigerdirect.com already could claim prior art.

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  20. Who needs products anymore. by Resaurtus · · Score: 1
    The days of needing to code are over. Indeed, you need not try to invent things either.
    If you can guess any significant aspect of new buisnesses just patent it and wait.

    How long before a few of these folks start pushing for patent extensions to match the copyright extentions?

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  21. Re:great by The+Bungi · · Score: 1

    Look at his posting history. He's writing the ultimate Slashdot adjective haiku, one entry at a time.

  22. A great idea (patent pending) by Fished · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've decided to file a patent for "using a numeric error code to indicate a failed transaction in the HTTP protocol." That way, I can nail every web server in the world for a $10 licensing fee and get outrageously rich! Muahahahah!

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    1. Re:A great idea (patent pending) by VistaBoy · · Score: 1

      Tried to access a slashdotted web site, didn't you?

  23. Jury? by GreenCrackBaby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How can you have a Jury on a patent trial?? Of course eBay lost...what person off the street would be able to realise how stupid a patent like this is.

    This is like presenting a Jury with DNA evidence:

    DNA Expert: "There is a 1/1,000,000,000 chance that this DNA comes from someone else."

    Jury: "Holy crap! That guy wasn't 100% certain. Not guilty!"

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    1. Re:Jury? by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      You know the saddest part of this whole thing? The jury more than likely didn't even look at the merits of the patent. They saw "small company" vs "large company" and decided to play robin hood - all too often these days in the US court system and the reason law suits are so numerous. You don't actually have to prove anything to have some monster-truck watching jury award you millions of dollars from the "big bad company" because "they can afford to pay".

      Lawyers are parasites.

    2. Re:Jury? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Yup like they should do. DNA proves that you have been in contact with a person or somewhere that person has been. It's one thing if it's semen and there massive ammounts of blood (a speckle could be somebody sneezing while walking down the street) Still with semn you prove that something put the semen wherever it ended up. Blood can be defensive wounds blood can be planted. Realy at best you have proven that the person had a good chance of being there unless somebody set them up (ok thats a tin foil hat thing but it happens)

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    3. Re:Jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dont know what you mean, but my best guess is, youre an idiot. the issues here are actually quite simple. i'm sure both parties even agreed to a jury trial (ebay hoped to bank on the common sense idea, and the other side hoped to get some juries to help the small guy).

    4. Re:Jury? by brakk · · Score: 1

      The point of the DNA test is to prove who the blood/whatever belongs to. It's already been established and agreed upon during the rest of the trial that the owner of the sample is the one who committed the crime. The DNA is only to link it to a person.

      What he is saying is that the jury might think that 1/1,000,000,000 means that there is a good chance it doesn't belong to that person. Not that the owner of it, who ever he/she might be, might not be guilty. (keep in mind that 1/1,000 is considered imposable)

    5. Re:Jury? by leek · · Score: 1
      How can you have a Jury on a patent trial?? Of course eBay lost...what person off the street would be able to realise how stupid a patent like this is.

      Then eBay got what it deserved by choosing a jury, although the judge reduced the damages.

      Jury: "Holy crap! That guy wasn't 100% certain. Not guilty!"

      This is a civil case, not a criminal one. There is no "guilt" or "innocence" -- simply damages awarded to either side.

    6. Re:Jury? by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Thats a funny definition I would consider a 1/1000 shot to be significantly to probable course I build thingswith lots of 9's in there desired uptimes and 1 in 1000 is only 99.9%. A one in a billion chance to me means that there are 6.5 people currently living on the planet that are matches meaning there are 5 other posible people that that to me is a reasonable ammount of doubt.

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    7. Re:Jury? by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      You know the saddest part of this whole thing? The jury more than likely didn't even look at the merits of the patent. They saw "small company" vs "large company" and decided to play robin hood - all too often these days in the US court system and the reason law suits are so numerous.

      The thing that annoys me the most is juries that say they want to "send a message" by their decision (ala the McDonalds case). Jurors should do nothing except fairly follow the law to the best of their understanding. I guess that 15 minutes of fame is just too hard to resist.

    8. Re:Jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      terrorism brings finality to the mockery of humanity known as the persian/grecian/roman/british/american empire of inherited decadence, also known as the ongoing democractic experiment.

    9. Re:Jury? by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      and those other people can be in Singapore, Malaysia, Tahiti, Siberia.. you name it.

      I seriously doubt that they are all located in the United States considering the population is only something like 292 million in 2003.
      (information from http://www.prb.org//Template.cfm?Section=PRB&templ ate=/Content/ContentGroups/Datasheets/2003_World_P opulation_Data_Sheet.htm inside of a PDF file)

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    10. Re:Jury? by Chatterton · · Score: 1

      And there is 1/1,000,000,000 chance that you own me 1 billion dollars... As you say, there is to you some reasonable amount of doubt. Please, I don't accept check. In case of an error of my part, I will send you back your money.

  24. He did the right thing by mao+che+minh · · Score: 4, Funny
    The man did the right thing by protecting his patents/IP from infringement.

    I hear that you can avoid litigation yourself by leasing his IP for $699 for small auction sites, $1499 for sites utilizing 20 servers or more.

    1. Re:He did the right thing by Tim · · Score: 1
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  25. Suggestive selling by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 1

    Back in my retail days we had management come give us lectures about 'suggestive selling' or 'upselling'.

    "Would you like fries with that?" is obviously the most famous, but "do you want to buy any blank tapes?" is another classic at mall music stores. (Who actually goes there any more?). Or "would you like an extended warranty with that?"

    Anyway, I'd thought 'forced' selling might be fun, unique model for ecommerce. Put product X in your cart, checkout, and you've instead purchased product Y. I thought this might be a good model to patent, then I realized the local Burger King has been practicing this for years already.

    1. Re:Suggestive selling by illuvata · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I thought this might be a good model to patent, then I realized the local Burger King has been practicing this for years already.

      So?

  26. So, how do you VOTE AMERICANS? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Whats that i hear? The rush of brick/mortar compaines *rushing* out to patent every trivial aspect of their buisness in order to prevent others from "stealing their IP".

    America has finaly started down the slippery slope... the one where entrenched and unreasonable Plutocrats rebuild the economy with rules that raise the barrier to entry so high that none can assault their position.

    So, what now? Will the local cement-driveway-pourers patent their forming method? Will whitecastle patent the shape of their hamburgers (square) or the holes? What NONSENSE will become a government-protected monopoly in the USA?

    I hope all you Slashdotters are paying attention to the Democrat Candidate's race. Only Kucinich and Gephardt have said they'd pull out of the WTO -- pulling out of the WTO keep the Corporate Whores from further utilizing WIPO as their favourable-IP-legislation body. Want to end the Corporate homesteading of Ideas? Vote the right way!

    1. Re:So, how do you VOTE AMERICANS? by ipandithurts · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, if a company doesn't find that their aspect is "patentable" they can file a statutory invention registration under 35 USC 157.

      Also, if a company can show that their "aspect" has been made public for more than a year before the filing of the putative patent application, then the patent will be invalidated.

      Finally, considering all of eBay's financial wherewithall, it's pretty clear that their isn't any evidence that this process was out their prior to the patenting of the invention.

      Remember, in the US, the patent right goes first to those who invent the process/apparatus, not to those who file first, as in most other countries. So, if anything, this protects the "small man" that didn't have the money to hire a patent attorney immediately, or pay the fee to expedite it.

      Finally, as you seem to have a dislike for big business, doesn't this case show that the little guy can still win?

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    2. Re:So, how do you VOTE AMERICANS? by Gorm+the+DBA · · Score: 1
      Ummm...hate to tell you this...but White Castle Hamburgers were Patented years ago (1942 to be precise).

      At least, the holes were, as part of a method of allowing the patties to cook faster and absorb more juices, or something very much along those lines.

      Google for it if ya need proof. I would for you, but I go on vacation in precisely 27 seconds.

    3. Re:So, how do you VOTE AMERICANS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      America has finaly started down the slippery slope... the one where entrenched and unreasonable Plutocrats rebuild the economy with rules that raise the barrier to entry so high that none can assault their position.

      I don't understand how you can post this assertion in an article about a case where the judgement found for "the little guy" against the big greedy corporation. Furthermore, if we are on such a slope, why isn't Canada sliding right beside us?

    4. Re:So, how do you VOTE AMERICANS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, as you seem to have a dislike for big business, doesn't this case show that the little guy can still win?

      This little guy happens to be an asshole.

  27. Re:great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What??? Being the "little guy" makes you automatically right? Oh, I get it, you're trolling. Homo.

  28. It should be noted that... by ipandithurts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...the judge:

    1.) Reduced the jury award from $35 million to $29.5 million. Not a LOT, but a few million here, and a few million there, you're soon talking REAL money.

    2.) Did NOT make the case "special" even though the jury found that eBay was a "willful infringer." The judge COULD HAVE tripled the award AND added attorney fees.

    3.) Ruled that eBay could STILL maintain their "infringing ways" even though patent law clearly provides that a patent holder has the right to excluded others from practicing their invention. Of course, the reports could have failed to notice that eBay was required to post a bond pending appeal and that that's the reason they can keep "infringing" the patent, at least until the Federal Circuit rules on this in a year or two.

    These facts lead one to believe that the judge didn't agree with the jury in this case. While it most certainly will be appealed, I still wonder if the judge is concidering overturning the jury verdict, not withstanding the verdict.

    So, while the posted comment seems to make it look like the judge is "going after eBay" and this now has some "finality" it actually appears to be quite the opposite.

    And as to it being "stupid" to patent this? I can site 29.5 million reasons it wasn't for the inventor to patent it. ;)

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    1. Re:It should be noted that... by LtSmith · · Score: 1

      You know, I have seen the "Well, he must not be too stupid cause he cashed in for millions" argument a few times here - and I have to disagree. I am sure the morons on "Jack Ass" make some good money for doing what they do - but that does not mean their actions are not "stupid". Just because you make money off of an action does not imply that it is any less stupid, or moral, helpful, or useful for that matter.

    2. Re:It should be noted that... by JungleBoy93 · · Score: 1

      "even though patent law clearly provides that a patent holder has the right to excluded others from practicing their invention." What did he invent...the English language?

    3. Re:It should be noted that... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      If he has ruled, then he has ruled. He can't go back and reverse it now, unless it's remanded to him from an appeal.

      The defense probably moved for a judgement notwithstanding the verdict, and the motion was denied. It's standard practice to ask.

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    4. Re:It should be noted that... by ipandithurts · · Score: 1

      Said he ruled on the damage award (reducing them) and on the exemplary (trebel) damages (denying them). Didn't say if he was carrying over or not the JMOV that the defense surely put forward. Not unusual. Often settlements come around at this time frame do to the cost and uncertainty of an appeal.

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  29. How long, oh Lord? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Boy, this joke never gets unfunny, does it? What it is about you geeks and recursiveness?

    Somebody please mod the parent "redundant," since the same fucking joke has been made in every patent story for the last year?

    (Waiting patiently for the guy who posts "Oh yeah? I'm going to patent the idea of patenting the idea of suing companies." &c. &c. &c.)

    1. Re:How long, oh Lord? by warpSpeed · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Somebody please mod the parent "redundant," since the same fucking joke has been made in every patent story for the last year?

      Somebody please mod the parent "redundant," since the same fucking joke^H^H^H^H complaint has been made in every patent story for the last year?

      I'm, going to patent the idea of bitching on /. about redundant stories. Obligitory note of sarcasm: "Oh, your new here, right?"

      Insightful? Paaalease...

    2. Re:How long, oh Lord? by kcbrown · · Score: 1
      Somebody please mod the parent "redundant," since the same fucking joke has been made in every patent story for the last year?

      Just patent the process of posting redundant patent jokes on Slashdot, then.

      It's not like the PTO cares about prior art, and I doubt the courts really do, either, so you won't have to worry about the fact that people have been posting these stupid jokes prior to your filing.

      You'll even have a reasonably easy time making the case that you've suffered irreparable harm as a result of people violating your patent!

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  30. Patenting patents? by daveoj · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Perhaps I should attempt to patent the idea of granting patents? Hmmm...

  31. Original Patent by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I may be interpreting the original patent wrong (IANAIPL), but it seems like the intent of the patent was to establish a series of franchised nodes throughout the US through which consumers would put up items, buy items outright, or bid on auctioned items. Sort of like a little kiosk at a local store that you would go to visit (the patent used the example of a man visiting a card store and putting up one of his cards for sale, while the owner was using it as an online storefront), complete with a digital camera and a printer to put out a bar code that could be affixed to the product to track the order (I'm guessing for purposes of sales fraud). It doesn't even seem to be very similar to EBay's business model.

    Then again, I could be misinterpreting it :)

  32. WIPO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did someone say WIPO?

  33. Verdict and Patent in question by angle_slam · · Score: 4, Informative
  34. Buy it now? by KJACK98 · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how this affects "Buy it Now" since "Buy it Now" takes you out of the whole auction format, whats the difference then of me clicking on "But it Now", or "Add to Cart" on Amazon? Business Process Patents are just plain stupid, they are going to ruin innovation.

    1. Re:Buy it now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon doesn't sell the World's Largest Cheetoh, or the Strong Bad Breakfast Burrito, that's the difference.

    2. Re:Buy it now? by ryanwright · · Score: 1

      whats the difference then of me clicking on "But it Now", or "Add to Cart" on Amazon?

      One violates a patent belonging to a former CIA engineer, and the other violates a patent belonging to Amazon.

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  35. European Patent Office by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    I'm going to register this buy it now idea with the European Patent office so when the wasters in Brussels decide to allow software patents I can have 29 million dollars as well.

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  36. What could prevent all this silliness? by bennomatic · · Score: 1

    I guess it's a good thing that nobody has patented the concept of going after deep pockets with frivolous IP patent lawsuits as a business plan! Everyone would be getting sued!

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  37. Well, that explains everything. by AntiOrganic · · Score: 2, Funny

    former CIA engineer

    Of course it's a dumb patent.

  38. Re:GOD DAMMIT TACO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't a troll post YOU FUCKING IDIOT MODS. Do you this as a first post every day? NO

    MOD OFFTOPIC FUCKHEADS!

  39. Anybody think patents should be abolished? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    I believe I'm the only slashdotter to think so. Most others just want to reform or eliminate "software patents".

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    1. Re:Anybody think patents should be abolished? by whitespacedout · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I believe that all patents of any form retard development. However, the current state of the patent system is even more dangerous to everyone in the long run because it is self-perpetuating and threatens to bring development to a halt in the end. The crux of the problem comes out if you follow this syllogism:

      * Patenting locks up development,
      * The locking-up timescale is great enough to retard long-term development.
      * Retarded long-term development is not easy to see.
      * Hence patents will perpetuate and retard development further.
      * Corollary: countries that are not constrained by patents will develop faster over the long term.

      The retardation timescale I am talking about is greater than the timescale of this current locking trend. The current trend is of the order of a decade or so. The retardation I am talking about is over a longer period than that. Since this is close to our productive lifetime timescale, we are in danger of retarding development. *And* this looks like it will be self-sustaining, since there is no relative individual benefit within a lifetime to throwing away patents. Eventually, without most people noticing it, everything will be fenced off by patents and development will slow down to a diminishing crawl.

      This is the same problem as in "tragedy of the commons" where individuals/corporates benefit at the expense of everyone in the short term, but in the long term everyone (*including* the people who helped themselves over the short term) suffers, perhaps a generation or two later. With patents, the commons is the area of invention the patent covers, and the suffering is retarding development.

  40. The Good Part of the Bad News by yintercept · · Score: 1, Insightful
    If a large corporation like ebay can't win a case brought up against them for infringing an obviously frivolous patent then what chance do the rest of us have?

    Conversely, this case can be used by those trying to show how the patent laws give the little guy a chance to defend themselves from big companies. The fact that ebay loses a suit like this gives credence to the idea that we have rule by law...laws that apply to all.

    If the patent wasn't frivolous, and really was the case of a fortune 500 company stealing an idea from a small firm, I would be cheering.

    Those who can do. Those who can't claim they did and sue.

  41. weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not to mention that I have seen people correct the Middle Earth geneaology, geography and politics of his sig at least three times and he seems completely oblivious.

  42. Don't feel bad for the guy by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 0

    This is probably the same guy that sued McDonald's for spilling hot coffee in his own damn lap, and the parents of the teenagers who sued McDonald's for being fat.

    I'm not sympathetic to corporations, but I'm pretty sick of people making millions of dollars over being stupid, or for an idea that isn't worth anything.

    "Buy it now"? Are you kidding me? I might as well patent the concept of "buying" and corner the whole market of selling.

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    1. Re:Don't feel bad for the guy by cens0r · · Score: 1

      The coffee lawsuit versus mcdonald's was not exactly frivolous. If you look up the details you'd probably see that.

      I also think the fat kids lawsuit was more about health nuts wanting to admit that their food was unhealthy and made you fat (through warning labels) than about the money.

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    2. Re:Don't feel bad for the guy by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      This is probably the same guy that sued McDonald's for spilling hot coffee in his own damn lap

      Her.

      It wasn't frivolous... she had to get skin grafts done on her entire inner thighs and legs because she had 3rd degree burns. That coffee was more than hot, it was scalding to the point of being able to melt skin. Not to mention she was wearing sweat pants... I cringe at the thought of that.

      Here's an excerpt from a website ( http://www.vanfirm.com/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit.ht m ) about the incident:

      two years earlier, Stella Liebeck had bought a 49-cent cup of coffee at the drive-in window of an Albuquerque McDonald's, and while removing the lid to add cream and sugar had spilled it, causing third-degree burns of the groin, inner thighs and buttocks. Her suit, filed in state court in Albuquerque, claimed the coffee was "defective" because it was so hot.

      What the jury didn't realize initially was the severity of her burns. Told during the trial of Mrs. Liebeck's seven days in the hospital and her skin grafts, and shown gruesome photographs, jurors began taking the matter more seriously.


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    3. Re:Don't feel bad for the guy by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      claimed the coffee was "defective" because it was so hot.

      Funny. I would consider that a feature.

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  43. Re:wtf by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 1
    You didn't make a "valid point."

    You made a blanket criticism of the US and then a second statement that indicated you did not understand the gist of the lawsuit (which had little to do with selling at a fixed price but rather the "buy it now device").

    You concluded with a question about patent office employees ffs (which I assume means "for fuck's sake" but I can't be sure) which also conveyed little understanding of the matter, and was more of a weak punchline to your post than a point of argument or rhetoric.

    In short, your post did no more to engender interesting discussion than your average goatse link, and you deserve the moderation you got, as I deserve the moderation I will get.

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  44. Political BS and Slashdot by segment · · Score: 1
    Why is it stupid that this guy went out patented something, and is now seeking compensation for what is his work? I fail to see the logic of any argument anyone can make about this here. Personally I support a lot of things, but it is downright dumb to go against the grain when you subliminaly suggest that it is ok to steal someone else's idea, no matter how dumb one may think that idea is. A patent is a patent is a guess what... A patent and it is protection of your work from being used without permission. Legal 101 there's no in betweens in the law or else it wouldn't be fair. People shouldn't rant on about something which is not trivial, eBay infringed on this guy's work. Case closed. Now some of you may not agree, but to follow the law to the letter eBay was wrong.

    1. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Ideas" are not property, to be bought and sold. And, if you and I invent the same thing at about the same time, but you patent it and I do not, you have essentially stopped me from profitting off my own work, which was most likely equal to the work you did.

      Just because two people have the same idea does not mean one stole it from the other.

      This is especially true when the patent is about a concept, instead of a method; and double-especially true when the concept is a simple or obvious one.

      The rant isn't about patent infringement; it's about how silly patents have become (such as the "concept" patent of "buy it now"), thereby undermining the whole meaning of patents.

      Legal 101 there's no in betweens in the law or else it wouldn't be fair.

      Since when has the law been about being "fair?"

      People shouldn't rant on about something which is not trivial,

      Near as I can tell, this patent is trivial, as in, given frivolously to a trivial concept which is neither unique nor innovative.

      Now some of you may not agree, but to follow the law to the letter eBay was wrong.

      Not really. If the patent office followed the law to the letter, they would not have issued this patent due to its obviousness.

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    2. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are confused what people are upset about. The patent should be unenforceable. It is obvious and isn't new. The real thing people are upset about is that the US legal system has made the patent office accept all patents involving computers whether or not they are obvious, a business practice, or have been done in other fields. The fact is, the computer is just a tool nothing more, but we have law makers who are so clueless that they can't see this. Whether I have a buy it now at a real auction or a buy it now on a computer auction is no different. This concept is not new and should not be patentable.

    3. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by AaronW · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think anyone is arguing against patents, only against patenting obvious ideas. The patenting of business models, obvious algorithms, and so forth should not be allowed, especially for software. I should know, I'm currently going through the patent process.

      I also think it is important to see how the patent holder deals with patents. For example, the company I work for is after as many patents as they can get. This is not to go out and sue everyone, but to protect itself against other companies like IBM, which holds so many patents it's impossible to not infringe on.

      Patents should be for non-obvious solutions. Buy it now is pretty obvious, as is Amazon's one click shopping. Obvious software algorithms and methods should also not be patentable.

      The problem in the US is that since the patent office is underfunded they leave the settlement of patents up to the courts. The problem here is that judges and juries are not technical people and aren't qualified to make these decisions. The bar for accepting a patent needs to be raised significantly IMO.

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    4. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by segment · · Score: 1
      I respect your point of view, but fact remains, whether or not they both had the same idea, one beat the other to the punch. Common sense dictates the early bird gets the worm, which is all that matters here.

      Either way you argue this, eBay was wrong, whether the ex-spook is ethically wrong is not to be judged in a court of law only the action. And the action remains as: eBay infringed. There's no buts, there's no grey area here.

    5. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Foxxe · · Score: 0

      Yeah,

      Guess we should never question the law. That's just the way it is. Put that beer down my friend, it's illegal to drink that stuff. Get to the back of the bus and stay away from that drinking fountain, it's for whites only. Fighting for change is just plain stupid!

      Hey, if I patent taking a Crap what will you be full of?

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    6. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ideas" are not property, to be bought and sold.

      Sure they are. If I have an idea and you do not, you can give me money (or other consideration) in exchange for my sharing that idea with you. Ergo, ideas are property to be bought and sold.

      And, if you and I invent the same thing at about the same time, but you patent it and I do not, you have essentially stopped me from profitting off my own work, which was most likely equal to the work you did.

      Blah blah blah. If you invent Thing X independently at about the same time that I did, all you have to do is prove it to within a reasonable degree of certainty and poof! My patent goes away. The system is designed to accommodate such coincidences.

      Just because two people have the same idea does not mean one stole it from the other.

      That's true.

      This is especially true when the patent is about a concept, instead of a method; and double-especially true when the concept is a simple or obvious one.

      Hmm? First of all, where did this "concept" versus "method" thing come from? Have you read the patent in question? Furthermore, your assertion (that ideas can be thought up independently in coincidence) is no more or less true based on what kind of idea we're talking about. Don't try to blow your argument out of proportion.

      The rant isn't about patent infringement; it's about how silly patents have become (such as the "concept" patent of "buy it now"), thereby undermining the whole meaning of patents.

      Oh, I'm starting to understand now. You haven't actually read the patent in question. Go read it. Whole thing, start to finish. All the words are important, so don't skim.

      Then come back and retract your assertion.

      Since when has the law been about being "fair?"

      This country has two main bodies of law: criminal law and equity law. Criminal law deals with questions of fact: was a crime committed, and if so, was it committed by the accused person? Fairness doesn't come into criminal proceedings. It's all about fact.

      Equity law, of which this case was an example, is concerned with fairness.

      Near as I can tell, this patent is trivial, as in, given frivolously to a trivial concept which is neither unique nor innovative.

      You're mistaken about that. Furthermore, your opinion on that question doesn't count. The only opinion on that question that counts is that of the judge... who knows more than you do... and who has spoken.

      If the patent office followed the law to the letter, they would not have issued this patent due to its obviousness.

      You are not the be-all, end-all authority on "obviousness." By virtue of the fact that the patent WAS awarded, the invention is NOT obvious. QED.

    7. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      I would agree, but for one thing - there appears to be no evidence that the guy actually tried to profit from his patent, other than suing Ebay.

      Now if he'd set up an online auction house, and his business was being damaged by Ebay infringing his patent, or if (in 1995) he had tried to market his 'invention' to online auction houses, for reasonable license fees, then he'd have a case.

      Not a good case, because patenting the bleeding obvious shouldn't be possible, but a case all the same.

      On the available evidence, it looks like he just waited until Ebay was a juicy enough target for legal action, and used the courts to extort money from them.

      I hope they win on appeal and send the bugger to the poorhouse.

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    8. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      Oh, I'm starting to understand now. You haven't actually read the patent in question. Go read it. Whole thing, start to finish. All the words are important, so don't skim.
      That's not true. They mention computers, a network, a bar code scanner and printer etc just to give it the air of not being only a business method (although I don't know why they did that, as business methods are also patentable according to case law in the US) and to show the "novelty" of their "invention". In fact, the owner of the patent admits that collectibles are not now, auctions of such collectibles are not new and such auctions on television are not new. His addition to the state-of-the-art is that this auction is organized using a computer and website. That's all.

      So, once again we have: a principle that's already well known, but you add a computer and a network and great, you've got yourself an invention. Since a computer is completely generic, you've just patented yourself every possible practical use of a method/algorithm in conjunction with a computer. So although lawyers can still say you can't patent algorithms, you can patent the computerized use of any algorithm/business method. It's the same rhetoric and fake limits they're using in Europe to try to get software and business method patents into the system.

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    9. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They mention computers, a network, a bar code scanner and printer etc just to give it the air of not being only a business method

      Uh-huh. So not only have you failed to read the patent (or, at the very least, failed to understand it), but you also suffer from the delusion that you can somehow read the minds of those who wrote it.

      Excellent.

      His addition to the state-of-the-art is that this auction is organized using a computer and website. That's all.

      Yup. And it was bloody innovative. Sufficiently so that the inventor was granted a patent on the idea.

      So, once again we have: a principle that's already well known, but you add a computer and a network and great, you've got yourself an invention.

      Remember the old quote? "It takes a special kind of genius to render the previously unheard of blindingly obvious. The cry of 'I could have thought of that!' is especially telling because the fact is, you didn't."

      Since a computer is completely generic, you've just patented yourself every possible practical use of a method/algorithm in conjunction with a computer.

      Behold your epic lack of understanding of how patents work. Patents are not broad. They are specific. That's why they're very long, with lots of fiddly language. You can't read a patent and then generalize it. That's the opposite of the way patents work.

      Which is why persons like yourself look like such fools when you complain about how patents are too broad.

      It's the same rhetoric and fake limits they're using in Europe to try to get software and business method patents into the system.

      Again, your ability to read minds is shocking.

      Please quit posting, okay? You're just making yourself look more and more foolish. It's very important to realize when you are TALKING OUT OF YOUR ASS, and this is one of those times.

    10. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      They mention computers, a network, a bar code scanner and printer etc just to give it the air of not being only a business method
      Uh-huh. So not only have you failed to read the patent (or, at the very least, failed to understand it), but you also suffer from the delusion that you can somehow read the minds of those who wrote it.
      Which part of "they mention computers, a network, a bar code scanner and printer" did you not find in claim 1 of the patent? And no, I don't read minds, I just have read too many analyses about the proposed European software patents directive, where mentioning a technical effect (if only "a reduction of the number of necessary mouse clicks") is necessary. And you of course conveniently snipped the rest of that sentence.
      His addition to the state-of-the-art is that this auction is organized using a computer and website. That's all.
      Yup. And it was bloody innovative. Sufficiently so that the inventor was granted a patent on the idea.
      No, it's not innovative. He simply replaced the people at the phones with software, the phone system with a computer network/website. Taking a random business process and doing this simple, very well known substitution is not suddenly innovative simply because no-one before you did that transformation with the specific business process you mention. The fact that he got a patent for it, doesn't prove anything. It's a nice try at circular reasoning though.
      Remember the old quote? "It takes a special kind of genius to render the previously unheard of blindingly obvious. The cry of 'I could have thought of that!' is especially telling because the fact is, you didn't."
      He is simply taking a particular business method and automising it in the obvious way. You can take any business method, replace as many people as possible with software, phone lines with computer networks, filing cabinets with databases and phones with computers and say "Look, this is so innovative". This is not novel nor non-obvious and most certainly does not "promote the progress of science and useful arts", as is the original goal of the patent system (and all intellectual property rights).
      Behold your epic lack of understanding of how patents work. Patents are not broad.
      That's the idea, yes. Unfortunately, in practice this is not always the case.
      They are specific. That's why they're very long, with lots of fiddly language. You can't read a patent and then generalize it. That's the opposite of the way patents work.
      Indeed, that's why you have to make sure your wording can be interpreted as broad as possible. A lot of the wording is simply there to make the patent sound more cryptic and to make more interpretations possible. See the last two/three paragraphs in this article written by a US patent attorney.
      It's the same rhetoric and fake limits they're using in Europe to try to get software and business method patents into the system.
      Again, your ability to read minds is shocking.
      And so is your ability to give convincing counter arguments. Maybe you should read a bit about it.
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    11. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which part of "they mention computers, a network, a bar code scanner and printer" did you not find in claim 1 of the patent?

      Oh, they're in there. You're just grossly (and misleadingly) oversimplifying the patent is all.

      And no, I don't read minds, I just have read too many analyses about the proposed European software patents directive, where mentioning a technical effect (if only "a reduction of the number of necessary mouse clicks") is necessary.

      So let me get this straight. You haven't read the patent, or if you have, you have failed to understand it. You don't know anything about how patents are supposed to work, nor do you know anything about how they actually do work. You read an article somewhere that was most likely written by a self-hating apologist who said that the European system is much better than the American system, and therefore this patent must suck.

      Did I pretty much sum it up?

      No, it's not innovative. He simply replaced the people at the phones with software, the phone system with a computer network/website.

      That's what innovative.

      Taking a random business process and doing this simple, very well known substitution is not suddenly innovative simply because no-one before you did that transformation with the specific business process you mention.

      You think it's simple to take a human process and automate it? Again with you being an idiot.

      The fact that he got a patent for it, doesn't prove anything.

      Sure it does. It proves that people smarter than you disagree with you.

      He is simply taking a particular business method and automising it in the obvious way.

      What was obvious about it? If it was so obvious, why didn't anybody else do it first?

      You can take any business method, replace as many people as possible with software, phone lines with computer networks, filing cabinets with databases and phones with computers and say "Look, this is so innovative".

      You can't replace people with software. It's not nearly so simple as that. If you think it is, you're an idiot. (Perhaps that should be, "Because you think it is, you're an idiot.)

      This is not novel nor non-obvious and most certainly does not "promote the progress of science and useful arts", as is the original goal of the patent system (and all intellectual property rights).

      The innovation happened because the inventor was promised, by the patent system, a monopoly on the innovation. Without that promise, the innovation wouldn't have happened.

      Of course, since you're such a bloody genius who swears that it was obvious all along, this should mean nothing to you. In fact, you'll probably try to twist the facts around to assert that patents HINDER innovation somehow, when all reasonably intelligent people know the opposite is the case.

      Furthermore, intellectual property rights aren't intended to do anything. They have no goal. We offer legal protection to intellectual property rights because it's the right thing to do. Period.

      Indeed, that's why you have to make sure your wording can be interpreted as broad as possible.

      How many patents have you written? Seriously; I'm asking. Because, you see, you don't do this. You spend, in fact, thousands of man-hours doing just the opposite of this: making sure your patent is written as specifically as possible. Because overly broad patents are rejected by the patent office, and are wastes of time and money.

      Still more evidence, as if any were needed, that you don't know what you're talking about.

      A lot of the wording is simply there to make the patent sound more cryptic and to make more interpretations possible.

      More reading minds? Just because you don't understand it, dumbass, doesn't mean the words are just there to confuse your widdle bwain.

      See the last two/three paragraphs in this article written by a US patent attorney.

    12. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      You think it's simple to take a human process and automate it?
      He just says you can let everything that was already known work together using humans and a telephone system via a computer network and a computer. He doesn't tell you how to write the software to handle everything, he just claims the mere idea of being able to automise it using a computer and a network. In cases like that, where the algorithm that the humans follow is simply transposed to a computer system, yes, the principle is very simple.
      The innovation happened because the inventor was promised, by the patent system, a monopoly on the innovation. Without that promise, the innovation wouldn't have happened.
      Of course, that's why no software innovation happened and no business methods were modernized before software/business method patents were allowed.
      Furthermore, intellectual property rights aren't intended to do anything. They have no goal. We offer legal protection to intellectual property rights because it's the right thing to do. Period.
      The US constitution (article 1, section 8, clause 8) and the US patent office, see second paragraph on first page) disagrees with that. The UK Patent office disagrees with you as well. I have to admit that even the most brain dead proponents of more or less unlimited patentability I've encountered, haven't said something as stupid as that. "They have no goal", ROTFL :)
      Indeed, that's why you have to make sure your wording can be interpreted as broad as possible.
      How many patents have you written?
      None.
      Seriously; I'm asking. Because, you see, you don't do this.
      If you'd actually read the link to the US patent attorney's article in my previous post, you'd have seen that is exactly what he recommends, finishing with "C'est la vie". It's just the way patent law is constructed.

      I guess you'll retard^H^H^Hort (look, it's infectious!) by throwing another bunch of petty insults in my general direction, so I'll leave it at this. If you really want to document yourself better, then stop worrying about job security for a moment and read a bit about it. Then maybe the next time you can reply with arguments instead of with insults.

      I have no doubt about your knowledge of the patent system (and probably IP in general), but you sound like a mindless drone just repeating his mantra's over and over again, not listening to anyone else because he's convinced he's right and anyone who disagrees with him cannot possibly know what he's talking about, or is a "self-hating apologist" or some such (I'm honestly surprised you haven't called me a communist yet). I really do hope you have some happy moments from time to time as well.

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    13. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He just says you can let everything that was already known work together using humans and a telephone system via a computer network and a computer.

      Uh... that wasn't even a sentence.

      he just claims the mere idea of being able to automise

      Automise? Automate, maybe, but automise?

      In cases like that, where the algorithm that the humans follow is simply transposed to a computer system, yes, the principle is very simple.

      Nope. Complicated.

      Of course, that's why no software innovation happened and no business methods were modernized before software/business method patents were allowed.

      Well, that's true, but it's kind of a silly statement. Patents have been around far longer than software. Silly rabbit.

      The US constitution (article 1, section 8, clause 8) and the US patent office, see second paragraph on first page) disagrees with that.

      Nope. You need to understand the distinction between intellectual property rights and patents. The Constitution grants the Congress the power to grant patents, and it does so for a specific purpose. The Constitution, you will find, does not grant Congress, or any other legislative body, the right to pass laws giving legal protection to property rights... and yet we have laws in every jurisdiction against theft and other property crimes.

      I do not expect you to understand this.

      None.

      Then shut up. I have written one entirely by myself (with subsequent revision by the lawyers), and I have collaborated on more than a dozen. I, therefore, know more about this than you. So shut up.

      I have no doubt about your knowledge of the patent system (and probably IP in general), but you sound like a mindless drone just repeating his mantra's over and over again, not listening to anyone else because he's convinced he's right and anyone who disagrees with him cannot possibly know what he's talking about, or is a "self-hating apologist" or some such (I'm honestly surprised you haven't called me a communist yet).

      I'm listening to you. It's just that you're wrong.

      Basically what you're saying here is, "He doesn't accept what I say as gospel; therefore he's a mindless drone." Good one.

      As to your other point... are you a communist?

      I really do hope you have some happy moments from time to time as well.

      I'm having a happy moment right now.

    14. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Halo1 · · Score: 1
      I, therefore, know more about this than you. So shut up.
      Thank you, you just made my day :)

      PS: you can stop hitting the reload button now.

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    15. Re:Political BS and Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS: you can stop hitting the reload button now.

      I don't understand. What does this mean?

  45. Re:wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shutup nig. don't you have a gnaa meeting you should be attending?

  46. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1, Troll

    And an obvious, obvious one at that.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If its so obvious why do you feel the need to point it out to everyone?

      You, sir, are exceptionally stupid.

      Now warn everyone about my obvious, obvious flamebait.

  47. Did the plaintiff accept the judgement via Paypal? by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Funny

    And if so, could it be construed as a conflict of interest? Perhaps they could have settled out of court with the "buy it now" option?

  48. Espionage. by Agent+R · · Score: 1

    All these years, the CIA was out gathering and grabbing information. Now the shoe seems to be on the other foot.

    [CONSPIRACY]Hmm. Maybe Ebay is actually another "secret" government agency meant to compete with the CIA. Think about it. Ebay has the names, addresses of how many people?[/CONSPIRACY]

    Maybe this will be a good time to see if Area-51 will be up for auction this year.

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  49. Vague Patents by markclong · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My company recently applied for two patents for which I am named the "inventor". the patents are pretty obvious ideas. In my opinion, there is nothing there worthy of a patent, in other words, there is nothing that is not obvious about the ideas.

    While speaking with the patent attorney and describing the details of the "invention" he said that his job is to make the patent as broad and general as possible (read vague) to make it easier to litigate an infringement. You could see his mind working as he worked out the patent application in his head.

    While I agree we need patents to protect intellectual property, patenting obvious ideas, not even actual working inventions, is amazing. Customers have been able to "Buy it Now" at any retail store in the world since the dawn of time! Why is it that when we get a computer involved we need a patent and ~$30 million USD in compensation for this idea?

    The attorney would constantly look at other things we were doing and ask about them. The only plus to this is that I'll have my name on a few patents soon, if you call that a good thing. I was also told that if in a few years the need to litigate the patents arose I would be deposed. I'm imagining myself at a different job in a different location getting a letter saying I need to be present at a law office some where!

    1. Re:Vague Patents by brakk · · Score: 1

      "While I agree we need patents to protect intellectual property"

      The way things are going now, it's not just to protect intellectual property of something you may or may not have invented, but it's to protect you from someone else patenting it out from under you and demanding money from you.

    2. Re:Vague Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just out of curiosity, what was the "consideration" your company gave you for putting your name on the patents in the licensing deal you signed with your company?

      $1.00?

    3. Re:Vague Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was also told that if in a few years the need to litigate the patents arose I would be deposed. I'm imagining myself at a different job in a different location getting a letter saying I need to be present at a law office some where!
      No, they actually serve you with a subpoena -- the sheriff came to the door at my home during dinner. This happened to me. I had to spend the better part of a week away from my job to be "prepped" (by my old company's attorneys) and deposed (by my old company's competitor's attorneys). Never mind that it had been years since I worked on any of the stuff in the patent. Thank goodness my new employer was understanding about it. The whole experience sucked a year out of my life.
  50. EBay rates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More than likely, ebay rates will go up.

    www.abcusenet.com
    Sorry didnt login.

  51. I should patent by javakev · · Score: 1

    The Drive thru window The HOV lane

  52. RIM, Come Uppance much? by Mal+Reynolds · · Score: 1

    Then I guess you don't justify RIM suing everyone and their brother for "violating" their similar patents? RIM is as bad as any company out there in attempting to enforce silly patents to keep competitors from developing similar products.

  53. Hey by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I invented "Read More...". You all owe me bigtime.

    1. Re:Hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(Score:n, Funny)" is mine... pay up.

  54. Re:Patenting Buy It Now, Wireless Email, Highway 4 by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    The problem with Waterloo is all the nazi war criminals hiding there. And its a hotbed for the skinhead/neo-nazi movement.

    Though it makes for a cool Oktoberfest.

    And lots of ducks at the university. And a team mascot modelled after a condom logo.

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  55. he's got a patent on "hi, my product costs $4.00" by jasonhamilton · · Score: 1

    I'm going to patent a method of breathing air and charge everyone in the world a one time setup fee of 1 cent.

    How many people are there in the world?

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  56. Buy it Now? by mopslik · · Score: 2, Funny

    The jury said that eBay's "Buy It Now" option, which allows auction surfers to do the same thing, infringed on Woolston's patent.

    No worries. Since there is no single instance in time, how can one claim to have a patent to buy something "now"?

  57. Patent filed in 1995 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This patent was filed in 1995. It may sound obvious to somebody now, but I don't think this was obvious at all back then. eBay was founded in 1995. If they think they did it first, then the patent is invalid.

    At any rate, this will all be considered on appeal if eBay wants it to happen.

    1. Re:Patent filed in 1995 by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Having a set price for an item has ALWAYS been obvious. From the begining of sales to now, INCLUDING 1995!!!

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  58. ebay plays the same game by utmecheng · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ebay plays the exact same game here. They are banning people from using vauge e-commerce buzz phrases from advertisements regarding to ebay, claiming a patent. They have even started a business group to sell the rights to use these words. They get what they deserve.
    http://www.auctionbytes.com/cab/abn/y03/ m08/i07/s0 2 (the banning)
    http://www.forbes.com/newswire/2003/06/2 4/rtr10094 38.html (about the selling of words)

    1. Re:ebay plays the same game by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Haven't you heard? It's a battle of words!

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  59. I dunno, maybe this does sound right. by sunking2 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I clicked on the article and all it really says is that the jury found that eBay willingly infringed on his patent. If we take this to actually be true then this settlement sounds about right. The Buy Now feature is something that eBay uses to attract people. By attracting people eBay makes money, tons of money. If they did see this first somewhere else then they should pay that person for his work.

    The $30m is stated as punitive, a pretty good slap on the wrist. Maybe next time eBay will actually license a patent from the little guy and save some money in the long run rather than have a free lunch

    1. Re:I dunno, maybe this does sound right. by Wakkow · · Score: 1

      The Buy Now feature is something that EVERY brick and mortar store uses to attract people. As many many people have stated, the fact that this takes place online shouldn't make a 27.5 million dollar difference.

    2. Re:I dunno, maybe this does sound right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume "willingly" means that they knew about the patent.

      In this context I offer the following tale. A large client of ours is involved in provided services that affect us all. Recently, out of the blue, they were contacted by an IP lawyer who asked if they were aware of patent XYZ which is basically a specification for the online computerisation of processes ABC. Said lawyer offers his services to help...

      Now anything this client does on this field (remeber - it's their business and computerisation on and offline is a major part of it) is potentially "willingly" violating the patent.

      The fact that it is "obvious" and the patentor has done nothing to produce the system described themselves is appearently of no relevence. Talk about an extortion.

    3. Re:I dunno, maybe this does sound right. by shaitand · · Score: 1

      ummm ok, but when you walk into the gas station, and you see something you want to buy and have money for, has it ever occured to you to "Buy it now". What do you not get about this? Something isn't new and LEGITIMATELY patentable simply because it's being done on a computer.

      This is how all retail stores have and continue to work. This isn't brain surgery here.

      I'm sure lots and lots of retail stores make money off the idea too, since they all have been using "buy it now" since before the concept of money existed.

      Perhaps I could patent the idea of using digital values to represent quantities of valuable and rare physical materials and using those digital values in trade for physical goods I need now.... oh wait, isn't that alot like paper currency and valued coins... baah it's being done with a computer, the uspto won't let me down!

    4. Re:I dunno, maybe this does sound right. by burns210 · · Score: 1

      what doesn't seem right is that a guy, who apparently has no business with online auctions, was given a patent on something like 'buy it now'... that is not original, and is unpatent worthy... yes, in a technical sense, ebay infringe on this guys patent, in a real sense, this guy doesn't deserve a patent, it should be revoked, and ebay shouldn't be having to pay some 'inventor' 30 mill because he convinces a patent clerk to approve his idea.

      This patent is crap, and it is a shame that ebay is forced to pay 30 million dollars to this man.

  60. Until the fucking end of time. by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Somebody please mod the parent "redundant," since the same fucking joke has been made in every patent story for the last year?

    Have you only been here for a year? ;)

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  61. maybe we should start over? by the_greywolf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i'm serious. the way patents are going is out of hand. a new, more stringent patent system is probably needed, and it seems the best way to achieve that is to simply scrap the USPTO and start over with it.

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  62. i'm not a terrorist(ot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you might be right. on the other hand, my joke is about how i don't want it to happen. also, i don't live in the US and am not a US citizen so, while i don't doubt the long arm of American law, I doubt they can nab me for making a joke about not wanting the president to be assassinated.

    --transient0 (posting anonymously so as not to suffer from OT mods)

    1. Re:i'm not a terrorist(ot) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just FYI, even joking about killing the President is a crime. No, I'm not kidding, either.

    2. Re:i'm not a terrorist(ot) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Hey dumbass, it's only a crime in America! If you don't live in America, it's not a crime.

      Honestly, there should be an IQ test before you can post here.

    3. Re:i'm not a terrorist(ot) by jonasmit · · Score: 1

      I'd worry more about the intelligence community sniffing around. It's hard to get off a list like that.

  63. So can anyone by anything NOW? by MongooseCN · · Score: 1

    Customer goes into CVS

    Oh good, Pepto Bismo, just what I need.
    "We're sorry sir, but due to US business patent laws, you're not allows to buy that Now."
    Uh what?
    "Sir, you'll have to put it back on the shelf and come back Later."
    When is Later?
    "Later would be not Now, say tommorrow."
    But, but, my stomache...

  64. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I own the patent AND trademark for "Read More..."(TM)(C)(R)(SM) and will require full profit made from Slashdot since its inception. So, do I get a quarter now or later?

  65. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, somebody needs to get bitchslapped in metamoderation. This is insightful, people.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by yintercept · · Score: 1

      No, I admit the post was flamebait by a troll. The ideal of the rule of law being evenly applied has never been part of new think. The whole point of new think is that justice can always be bought. Justice is a simple matter of the forceful application of the power of one's group. Might is right.

      One of the big points behind the current mass movement of KaZaA, Napster and /. for that matter is that foundations of the rule of law is no longer applicable. Once new think completely takes hold, then we can get down to the game of accumulating power and rewarding friends and punishing enemies.

      Only practicianers of old think could be happy seeing a bad laws enforced evenly. eBay is both powerful and extremely popular. The fact that they got sniped is a good sign that the rule of law is being applied.

      That does not mean that spiderweb of IP laws as they stand now is good. This was a joke patent. Hopefully, this and other publicized IP cases will work their way through to a general change in the law. The worst thing I can see happening is for the bad set of laws to lead to selective application of the law.

      The parent and this post are both flamebait because they say that the ideals of the rule of law and property rights are worth defending. Public admission of such archaic beliefs has no place in the new revolution. The new revolution is about the power of mass think. That is the power of P2P. Nikki says "Might makes Right!"

  66. Should we restrict certain types of patents? by geekee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems like a lot of people are filing patents that simply combine 2 or more already existing technologies. This case is basically a patent combining online auction with online purchase, two separate things that the patent owner didn't invent, but simply called the combination his invention. Then there's the RIM case where NTP patented sending email over a wireless device. NTP invented neither email or wireless devices. There's also a guy trying to sue people for compression in streaming video, who didn't invent either streaming video or compression. It seems to me a patent that talks about combining 2 technologies in a vaugue way is not fair. All you're doing is patenting an application of an existing technology. It seems unfair to be able to restrict the use of a technology for which you don't own the patent by coming up with a specific application of the technology and patenting it. For instance, if I owned the patent for a streaming video system, and someone came along and sued me because I decided to use compression technology to stream the video, they're limiting what I can do with my own invention.

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    1. Re:Should we restrict certain types of patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I half-expect Al Gore to sue me for using the Internet.

  67. Former Spook who had his ideas stolen? by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    "Your honor, Amazon stole some ideas from me."

    "How exactly did they steal them?"

    "They implanted radio transceivers in my skull while I was sleeping, and listened to my thoughts, your honor."

    "How do you know this?"

    "I used to work for the CIA."

    I'll bet he was serving as his own council, too.

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  68. The patent... by dark-br · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just had a look at Patent 5,845,265. The bit covering online auctions says:

    At the auction date, perspective participants log onto the consignment node auction mode locally or through the consignment node network and await the first good to be auctioned. It is understood that in the best mode of the invention the participant will have a data terminal with a digital to analog converter such as a "sound blaster" and speaker, the digital to analog capability may be used in the auction mode to bring the aural excitement of an auction, e.g., the call of the heckler, the caller and bidders, home to the auction participant. This is discussed in more detail below.

    The consignment node takes the first item to be auctioned and posts the image of the good and the good's text record to the participants. The consignment node then posts the opening bid. It is understood that the bid postings may be in a protocol that invokes the generation of an auctioneer's voice at the participant terminals. The participants may then respond with a higher bid. The consignment node mode scans electronically the participants for bids and accepts the highest bid. If bids are tied the consignment node may take the first highest bid by the participants log on order. A particular bidding participant receives a special acknowledgment from the consignment node that her bid was accepted. The consignment node then posts the higher bid to all the electronic auction participants. The consignment node repeats this process until no higher bid is received for a predetermined amount of time and closes the auctioning of that particular good.

    Doesn't sound anything like Ebay to me. If the patent is meant to cover every single conveivable form of "competerized auction house" why don't they just say so? If they were really honest they could say "Joe bloggs has thought of something to do with auctions and computers. He isn't going to do anything with it, but has provided enough techno-babble to convince non-technical people that he could do something with it. Therefore, if anyone else tries to do something remotely similar they must give him money."

    1. Re:The patent... by angle_slam · · Score: 1
      The thing is that the description in the patent isn't what matters. It is the claims that matter. If you read the description, the patent contemplates a system where antique dealers have computer terminals and people bring in items to sell. The inventor didn't contemplate people owning their own digital cameras and placing the items up for sale themselves. But that is not what the jury determines. The jury determined that the following claims were infringed:

      8. A market apparatus for use with a posting terminal apparatus, said posting terminal apparatus having means for creating a digital image of a good for sale, means for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking number printer means, a tracking number scanner means and means for communicating to said market apparatus, said market apparatus comprising:

      a communications means for communicating with the posting terminal apparatus;

      a post/de-post communications handler operably connected to said communications means, said communications handler receiving a data record of a good for sale from the posting terminal apparatus, said communication handler detecting a predetermined posting terminal apparatus identification code from the posting terminal apparatus and verifying from said code that the posting terminal apparatus is an authorized user of said market apparatus;

      a storage device operably connected to said post/de-post handler, said storage device adapted to receive and store said data record of a good for sale, said data record containing an image of said good for sale and a textual description of said good for sale;

      a presentation mapping module operably connected to said storage device and a wide area communication network, said presentation mapping module providing via said wide area communication network an interface to said market apparatus for a participant, said presentation mapping module providing said participant with access to said data record textual description and said image of said good for sale;

      a transaction processor operably connected to said wide area communication network and said storage device, said transaction processor adapted to receive a purchase request and payment means from said participant, clear said purchase request and payment means and if said payment means clears then transfer the ownership of said good for sale by modifying said data record of said good for sale to reflect the new ownership of said good for sale by said participant; and

      a notification means operably connected to said transaction processor said notification means notifying the posting terminal apparatus in response to said transaction processor transferring ownership of said good for sale denoting with a finality of transaction said new ownership of said good.

      15. A market apparatus for use with a posting terminal apparatus, said posting terminal apparatus having a digital camera for creating a digital image of a good for sale, a record maker module for creating a data record of said good for sale, a tracking code printer, a tracking code scanner and a posting terminal communication interface for communicating with said market apparatus, said market apparatus comprising:

      a communication interface for communicating with the posting terminal apparatus;

      a post/de-post communications handler operably connected to communication interface, said communications handler receiving a data record of a good for sale from the posting terminal apparatus, said communication handler detecting a predetermined posting terminal apparatus identification code from the posting terminal apparatus and verifying from said identification code that the posting terminal apparatus is an authorized user of said market apparatus;

      a storage device operably connected to said post/de-post handler, said storage device adapted to receive and store said data record of a good for sale, said data record containing an image of said good for sale and a textual description of said good for sale;

  69. I HAVE A PATENT ON MONEY!! by the_REAL_sam · · Score: 1


    Patent for:

    A medium that can be exchanged for goods and services and is used as a measure of their values on the market, including among its forms a commodity such as gold, an officially issued coin or note, or a deposit in a checking account or other readily liquifiable account.

    First, I'll sue the government for issuing / infringing it. Then i'll go after all those minor offenders who've been using it to buy / exchange goods and services.

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  70. Redundant by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

    Haven't I read all these comments before? Oh, that's right, it was on every other Slashdot story about patents.

    It amazes me that John Q. Slashdot believes he knows more about whether a patent is legitimate, non-obvious, applicable, etc. than professional Patent Examiners. How many of you have actually ever read the relevant U.S. Codes?

    1. Re:Redundant by hether · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, the /. crowd likes to complain about patents. And it's likely most of us don't know a lot about the patent process, or the legalities involved. Unfortunately in this case the jury was not made up of Professional Patent Examiners either. It was made up of people who probably have no clue about either the technology being used or the patent process. More than likely they did not raed the relevant U.S. codes, but got each lawyer's interpretation. I don't put a lot of faith in their decision, and I am waiting to see how the appeals play out.

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    2. Re:Redundant by SouthwindCG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If professional patent examiners stopped accepting laughably obvious patents written in vague 'legalise' by lawyers, I would agree with you.

      As it stands now, however, there are even websites out there listing 'absurd patents of the week'.

      Patents are there to encourage people to innovate knowing that their ideas are protected, rather than what seems to be going on often, namely people making an obvious patent, not applying the idea in any practical sense, then suing anyone later who does use it.

      Would you believe someone patented the making of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches? Things like this are ridiculous but the USPTO allows them.

    3. Re:Redundant by Sanction · · Score: 1

      And it amazes me that someone would think that some barely-above-minimum-wage flunky straight out of college, typically with minimal experience in the field they are evaluating, is qualified to judge what is legitimate or non-obvious in a field.

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    4. Re:Redundant by wilhelm · · Score: 1

      Peanut butter and jelly sammiches? Man, I'm screwed! I best get a license, pronto!

      The best idiotic patent I've seen yet was patented by Penn & Teller (yeah, the comedy guys), and it was a method for using a hottub to pick up chicks. Sweet!

  71. Sears alrerady HAS that one! by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

    Sears has been doing this for YEARS! I'd think they own the prior art on this one ;)

  72. This is really bad for small companies by Vicegrip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I work for a small company that has managed to survive the tech downturn so far. So, from a small company that currently employs about 25 people, let me just say really loud: this kind of landmine would kill us dead.

    Whilst nothing in our systems is so exceptionally original or complicated that it should warrant a patent, this news now means that all the obvious problems we've solved in developing our product so far are potentially vulnerable to being extorted by paper-idea profiteering sleezebags-- and it's all legal and fair according to Uncle Sam.

    The only good thing that might come out of this situation is it might wake up america's sleeping legislators and force them to face and solve this situation that is quickly escalating to an environment lethal to REAL innovation.

    Why should anyone try to start a business on the internet in this climate? Every idea you come up with is susceptible to having a prior patent claim the way things seem to be currently working. It's already bloody hard enough to start a business without having to worry that the processes you want to implement are owned by USPTO licenced crook who is going to wait until it hurts-not-to-pay to come collect on you.

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    1. Re:This is really bad for small companies by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm starting to think that the only good way to get a new business off the ground in this environment is to have some hit-men on the payroll, so that every time some USPTO licensed crook comes out of the woodwork to sue you over some vague, obvious patent, he's quietly "disappeared".

    2. Re:This is really bad for small companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if your product was distributed through a country that does not have a patent system? Perhaps Russia.

  73. If you say so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Patenting "Buy it Now" is almost as stupid as One Click Shopping. - Cmdr Butt Taco

    Wheeee, is this the actual informed opinion of a lawyer specializing in patent law? Or did you forget to add the IANALBISOA (I Am Not A Lawyer But I'll Spout Off Anyway) disclaimer?

  74. Hard to believe by blogeasy · · Score: 1

    This situation is getting out of control with all these lawsuits. It's going to turn into a mountain of litigation and tie up the court systems.

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  75. As usual, the lawyers win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should turn law degrees into something that takes 8 years of post-graduate work to achieve licensure for. Then middle-class white kids will stop paying their 3 years of postgraduate work to pass the bar and start looking for ways to ass-rape people for so simple a service as interpretting laws and preparing documents. Oh, and representing you in court.

    The rate at which lawyers are being churned out is ungodly.

  76. Prior art? by kramer2718 · · Score: 1

    Surely there must be some prior art here. I vaguely remember some /.ers bringing up some in the original story.

    Anybody got anything?

  77. Most importantly, this sends a message by twifkak · · Score: 1

    to slashdot mods everywhere: We don't mind if you inject your opinions in your articles, so long as we agree!

    Meh, whatever. :P

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  78. You can't steal an idea by dmeranda · · Score: 4, Informative
    ...to a Virginia inventor (former CIA engineer) who accused the company of stealing his ideas.

    Why do people always use the wrong words? You can not steal an idea, except perhaps in some far-out science fiction where neuron transplants occur (Spock's brain?).

    Now you can copy my idea, you can be inspired by my ideas, you can derive the same idea I had by examining some tangible expression of the idea (e.g., product reverse engineering), or you can have the same idea as me all on your own. The later is actualy the most likely reason why two individuals have the same idea, they just had the same thoughts. Thoughts are not mutually exclusive.

    Now, you can steal blueprints, computer printouts, prototypes, webservers, money, or even customers; practically anything that's tangible and where ownership is by nature mutually exclusive. But you can not steal ideas.

    If I actually could steal your idea, then three things must be true:

    • You no longer posses the idea you once had as a direct result of my actions,
    • I obtained the idea directly from you--I did not come up with it on my own,
    • You did not not give me permission to do the above two things.

    Short of that, it's simply not stealing. So the headline should have more correctly read:

    ...who accused the company of using the same ideas that he had.
    1. Re:You can't steal an idea by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You can not steal an idea, except perhaps in some far-out science fiction where neuron transplants occur

      Just like you can't steal an mp3 you downloaded off Kazaa. So does this mean that what occurred is idea infringement?

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    2. Re:You can't steal an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...actually, you can steal ideas. Just look at David Sarnhoff of RCA vs. the real inventor of TV, Mr. Farnsworth.

      Part of stealing the idea means publicly challenging all information by the real inventor as being false, that you are the real inventor, etc. It might even require trying to destroy actual physical evidence to the contrary, an unfortunate "accident" to be had by the real inventor, etc.

      If you tell a lie as the truth for long enough and loud enough, eventually it becomes lodged in most peoples' minds as the Truth.

    3. Re:You can't steal an idea by dmeranda · · Score: 1

      No, I feel there is still some distinction. An mp3 file (or the unencumbered ogg-vorbis) is not strictly just an idea, it does have some tangible existence and some utility.

      In general (and this is way overly simplified), patents deal with ideas, while copyrights deal with tangible products. Although the lines are very blurry, and there usually is some idea behind every product. This is the main reason why I find patents so much more offensive than copyrights (although both are frequently abused).

      I still strongly agree that copying a file is not stealing as it doesn't meet my previous three conditions. It is simply copying. And if you don't have permissions to make the copy (whether implicitly by law such as fair use or directly from the copyright holder), then your copying is more specifically unauthorized copying.

      But the word stealing has no place in either type of infringement. Also whether you call it stealing or something else has nothing to do with whether it is legal or moral.

  79. Anyone ever been on a jury? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been on 4 juries and every single person I've met in the course of service were fairly intelligent people who took their civic responsibility seriously. I love how people keep insisting that everyone else would do something stupid/immoral in a situation but not themselves. Maybe it's a good thing that shirkers get out of jury service.

  80. Why would you think it is obviously invalid? by werdna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If a large corporation like ebay can't win a case brought up against them for infringing an obviously frivolous patent then what chance do the rest of us have?

    "obviously frivilous" how? Why would you possibly imagine a patent is obviously frivilous after surviving a jury trial? Certainly, the patent may, in fact, be invalid, but where do you come off suggesting that the patent is invalid at all, let alone obviously frivilous?

    If they failed to show that there would be irreparable harm from future use than how did they show that there was harm from prior use?

    You are confusing apples with oranges. "Harm" comes in many flavors, and the law remedies the harm of patent infringement in various ways.

    One way, that is at law, is an award of money damages to the plaintiff for the infringement, in no case less than a resaonable royalty as determined by the Court. However, sometimes a plaintiff cannot be made whole by money damages alone, in which case such irreparable harm is remediable by an injunction -- a court order to stop practicing the patent.

    This result is unusual, because irreparable harm is usually presumed, not irrebuttably, in a patent case. Ebay must have satisfied the Court that it reasonably relied upon an effective license due to the conduct of the other side.

    1. Re:Why would you think it is obviously invalid? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      "obviously frivilous" how? Why would you possibly imagine a patent is obviously frivilous after surviving a jury trial?

      I haven't looked at this patent closely, but I've seen a lot of others that are indeed moronic. But that doesn't mean people can't win with them, even at a jury trial. Why? Two reasons:

      One, what is "obvious" to any professional programmer will not be obvious to somebody on a jury. A lot of people think Bill Gates invented the internet; how in the world will they be able to tell the difference between an obvious, trivial use of cookies and a subtle one?

      Two, the patent system is in dire need of readjustment. So even if it turns out that lame patents (e.g., one-click ordering) are perfectly legal, this only means that the laws are wrong. The point of patents is to encourage people to invest in research that benefits all of us. But most software patents and business method patents that I hear of only serve as discouragement.

    2. Re:Why would you think it is obviously invalid? by werdna · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked at this patent closely, but I've seen a lot of others that are indeed moronic

      so, it may not be obviously frivilous, but may be indeed moronic? give me a break. if you are clueless about the particulars of the patent, you have no basis whatsoever to criticize it. let's leave it at that.

      One, what is "obvious" to any professional programmer will not be obvious to somebody on a jury.

      what is not obvious, is whether you understand obviousness as applied under Rule 103. as a threshold matter, the jury has lots more help than you might think, including the advices of credible experts on the subject, but also, even if the jury was snowed, the judge would be obliged to give JMOL if the evidence were as clear as you hypothecate.

      Two, the patent system is in dire need of readjustment. So even if it turns out that lame patents (e.g., one-click ordering) are perfectly legal, this only means that the laws are wrong.

      You know, you might even be right, but your bullshit non-argument here doesn't even attempt to evidecnce your point, so please don't blame us if we don't take mere demagoguery for what it is.

      In any case, even if you were entirely right, which you aren't, and even if you had fully supported that proposition, which you hadn't even attempted, you still provide no grounds to assert the patent is "obviously frivilous."

      My point, and I think you made it for me, is that your allegation was unsupported, and all evidence of record right now is to the contrary. It still is.

    3. Re:Why would you think it is obviously invalid? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      In any case, even if you were entirely right, which you aren't, and even if you had fully supported that proposition, which you hadn't even attempted, you still provide no grounds to assert the patent is "obviously frivilous."

      Hi! I guess you haven't noticed yet, but on Slashdot, there are more than just two people here. I wasn't the one who made the comments that you're frothing about. I was answering your rhetorical question, "How could a jury ever be wrong about a patent?"

      And you may also not have noticed that Slashdot isn't a courtroom or a debating society. Some of us are just turning up to have a discussion, which is substantially different than an argument.

      In a discussion, people are not immediately obliged to "evidecnce your point", "fully support your position", or "provide grounds to assert". I'm not making an "allegation"; I gave my opinion. If you are interested in how I came by it, you're welcome to ask.

      I certainly claim no expertise on the details of patent law. But as a citizen, I am entitled to have an opinion on the purpose of IP law. And as a guy who works in Silicon Valley and who has been doing web stuff since gopher was the dominant tool, I think I have some knowledge of the practical effects of IP law on innovation, and also on the obviousness of particular inventions. If you wanna chat about those topics, that'd be swell.

    4. Re:Why would you think it is obviously invalid? by werdna · · Score: 1

      I was answering your rhetorical question, "How could a jury ever be wrong about a patent?"

      You were answering a straw man. I never asked that question. My point was not that juries or courts are infallible, my point was that language such as "frivolous" has no place after all that due process did not find the presumed result.

      IIn a discussion, people are not immediately obliged to "evidecnce your point", "fully support your position", or "provide grounds to assert". I'm not making an "allegation"; I gave my opinion. If you are interested in how I came by it, you're welcome to ask.

      Indeed, some of us are more circumspect than others in forming opinions about circumstances than others. I tend to like my opinions being informed by facts and evidence. Others enjoy demagoguery and belief as the predicates for theirs.

      My observation was not that you didn't have a right to form your opinion, or even that your opinion was not supported by facts -- only that to the extent you had any sound basis for it, you certainly didn't bother to share it in your writings.

      And as a guy who works in Silicon Valley and who has been doing web stuff since gopher was the dominant tool, I think I have some knowledge of the practical effects of IP law on innovation, and also on the obviousness of particular inventions.

      Yeah, I've invented and writen a bunch too. But before you spout out about whether my views about obviousness (in your plain vernacular) relate at all to the validity of a patent, perhaps you should consider the meaning of that term of art as used under Section 103 of the Patent Act -- it clearly doesn't mean what you think it means.

  81. At least Bezos called for reform by mbirk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The 1-Click patent was equally obvious and should not have been patentable. Amazon suing Barnes and Noble was ridiculous and should have been slapped out of court from the start.

    But at least Bezos had the balls to call for reform afterward. Straight from the horses mouth. But does anybody honestly think eBay would do anything that would harm their precious portfolio? Somehow I can't see Meg coming out against the whole patent system.

  82. was it different before software? by KingPrad · · Score: 1

    Robert Heinlein made a comment about the patent process in one of his books, perhaps The Door Into Summer.

    He said: "You try to claim the whole wide world in your patent and the examiners try to chisel you down."

    Very apt about the claiming the whole wide world, but obviously patent examiners today don't chisel anything down. Maybe it used to be different before all these software and business method patents. The system is swamped and has started handing out patents like toilet paper. The patent office should be scrutinizing patent applications. If it is stupid, reject it. If it's valid but too broad, nail them down to a very specific non-obvious innovation and let the patent apply to that. So many patents these days are nonsense.

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  83. Does this situation place you in jeopardy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAL and I am not trying to bash you, but your post raises some questions in my mind.

    If you feel so strongly that these ideas are not original, non-obvious, or otherwise patentable then couldn't having your name on the applications be considered a form of fraud? If I understand correctly a patent application claims that a search for "prior art" was conducted and none was found. You have just stated that, in your opinion, there is indeed plenty of "prior art".

    I fully understand that standing up to your boss and/or company is difficult, particularly in these economic times. But shouldn't your responsibility to protect yourself and your responsibility to the public and the law trump your companies patent schemes?

    If I was in your position I would want to speak to my own attorney and/or patent attorney to make sure I was doing the legal thing, given my beliefs and understanding of the situation. Being deposed is no fun, and could lead to further legal problems. What will you say, when being deposed, about your knowledge and beliefs regarding the patentability of these ideas? What are you getting out of the deal that is worth the risk and legal entaglements?

    1. Re:Does this situation place you in jeopardy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's not his patent. It's the company's.

    2. Re:Does this situation place you in jeopardy? by markclong · · Score: 1

      I am not saying there is prior art, simply that the idea is trivial. It is specific, for the most part, to our company and industry. When I sat down that fateful day of invention and spent all of about 30 minutes hashing the idea out and a couple of weeks actually executing it I never thought a patent would come about. I guess I always think of inventions as something that is new and unique. An inventor needs a way of protecting the idea from others so she applies for a patent.

      The ideas, like many others, are very patentable. It is my view however, that trivial ideas, such as "Buy it Now", and "one-click checkout" are silly ideas to patent. Patents should be reserved for real innovations like light bulb. I have no problem with my company pursuing these patents, I simply feel they ideas are trivial and not worthy of a patent. My company is simply attempting to protect their intellectual property like any other major corporation regardless of how trivial I feel those ideas are.

    3. Re:Does this situation place you in jeopardy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, IANAL. I am curious about the consequences and risks are of having your name as the "inventor" on a patent application. What are you claiming as an inventor, and how do your beleifs and opinions about the uniqueness of the invention (and prior art, etc.)play in to this?

      I do not think I would want to be listed as an inventor on a patent application that I considered to be inappropriate (ie - not unique, prior art exists, etc.). I am not sure if that is the case here, but at first read it seemed to be.

      The poster mentioned possibly being deposed. I have been deposed. It is not fun and I would avoid risking it unless I get a valuable benefit. As you say, the company owns the patents. He gets his name on a patent. Is this enough benefit to justify the risk?

    4. Re:Does this situation place you in jeopardy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I confused and conflated your descriptions of the two sets of patents.

  84. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oregon Health Sciences University has been using the exact same system to sell surplus equipment since at least 1991. When you go to one of their auctions, on some items you have the opportunity to purchase the item before the auction for a set price, or else bid on it once the auction begins. Maybe this bozo went to an OHSU auction before he "invented" this idea.

  85. Re:he's got a patent on "hi, my product costs $4.0 by GigsVT · · Score: 1

    You'd have 60 million dollars.

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  86. Willful? by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Here's a legitimate question. How many of these frivilous patents are sitting out there like landmines that people just don't know about?

    How can you willfully infringe a patent you wouldn't reasonably expect to exist?

    Tom

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    1. Re:Willful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one to talk. You're not very vocal about your manham canning patent. Trying to sneak up on your fellow canners? For shame, Tom, for shame.

    2. Re:Willful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're indemnified if you come up with the idea independently, but that certainly won't stop them from suing you anyway... and it won't stop a judge from ruling in their favour in spite of your indemnity because their lawyers get a lot of face time and can convince the judge that you're a filthy thief even if you aren't.

      The US of A is one very, VERY fucked up place.

  87. Imagine how much he could have won... by RocketRick · · Score: 1

    ...with a Beowulf cluster of patent lawyers!

    Sorry - wrong joke.

    - Rick

  88. The jury is precisely who you should blame by jazman · · Score: 1

    The point of courts is to decide between right and wrong regardless of laws, not to decide whether or not a law was broken.

    That's why laws are meaningless until they are proven in court.

    Courts overrule politicians. Politicians can pass laws, but courts uphold them or not.

    Patent laws are upheld because a court upheld them, not because a politician granted them. If all the court did was "did you break the law? yes? ok - GUILTY" then it wasn't doing its job properly.

    Therefore the court/jury *is* who is to blame for this judgement.

  89. How about the COURTS? by wukie · · Score: 1

    Patents can EASILY be overturned by a court.

    Infact Australia is pretty much allowing anything by inventors without an attorney, trusting the inventor to be honest. This has been covered by slashdot I believe.

    But at the end of the day, the courts should seperate the wheat from the chaff!

    So stop blaming the USPTO for everything. Approval is only the FIRST step, NOT the last!

  90. Patents do not have to fight patents ... by wukie · · Score: 1

    If something has been displayed, even by the inventor himself, publicly anywhere in the world, it is called PRIOR ART.

    Any Prior Art even 1 second before the patent was filed (or claimed in the US) invalidates a patent.

    1. Re:Patents do not have to fight patents ... by tuxlove · · Score: 1

      Any Prior Art even 1 second before the patent was filed (or claimed in the US) invalidates a patent.

      That was the point of my message. Clearly eBay did not have prior art in this case or they would have won. Arguments that this guy was patenting stuff that eBay was already doing are specious.

    2. Re:Patents do not have to fight patents ... by greenrd · · Score: 1
      Actually that's not true. Even though it makes no moral or constitutional sense, in the US you can publish your invention up to one year before filing for a patent.

      Sheer. Madness.

      What's even more ludicrous is when people file patents knowing full well that there is prior art well over a year old, that they themselves has published.

  91. Patent Barratry by stankulp · · Score: 1

    It's the law.

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  92. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are american laws anyway...

  93. Where do you set the limits? by nacturation · · Score: 1

    Using your theory, the person who spent hours laboring trying to develop the universal joint wouldn't be able to apply for a patent. After all, he just took a bunch of gears and stuff (which he didn't invent) and threw in some joint parts and an axle (which he didn't invent) and called it new.

    Granted, buy it now + auction is extremely trivial, but how do you define the level of complexity required before it's no longer an obvious invention?

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    1. Re:Where do you set the limits? by geekee · · Score: 1

      " Using your theory, the person who spent hours laboring trying to develop the universal joint wouldn't be able to apply for a patent. After all, he just took a bunch of gears and stuff (which he didn't invent) and threw in some joint parts and an axle (which he didn't invent) and called it new."

      I agree. I guess your counterexample illustrates how hard it is to quantify what seem "intuitively obvious" about what constitutes the difference between a frivolous patent and a legitimate invention.

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  94. bullet to the head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    knock knock knock

    "who is it?"

    pizza-delivery.

    "no who is it really"

    singing telegram

    "come on, who---"

    prize award commitee -- you've won a free trip to Gitmo!

  95. pulizter prize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    winning cartoonist who is also a conservative.

    someone's getting a little touchy DC-way. Luckilly, they won't mind when President Hillary is equally paranoid--- I mean, "safety minded".

  96. Woolson, a loser or a whiner by timlyg · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna make this short. This is my critic. This kind of patent is clearly for money.

    This kind of patent is not fit by an "inventor"

    This said person shamed not only himself in the learned world, but also his wife and family.

    Whoever levied this patent clearly need(s) to go to school...again.

    The End.

  97. pocket change. by spike+it · · Score: 1

    With a revenue of $2.85 billion, $29.5 million is a great deal for eBay if they did copy the idea for fixed price auctions (how is that even an auction anyway??). Whether or not eBay knew what they were doing, they banked it well.

  98. Encourages more patents... by WoTG · · Score: 1

    Probably the worst thing to come out of judgements like this is, that for every Slashdotter who condemns the result, there are another 1000 people somewhere out there who is inspired to try to do the same thing.

  99. I'm going to patent... by CooCooCaChoo · · Score: 1

    "I can't be bothered buying the product, I'll just keep eating the free samples"

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  100. If you don't trust a jury.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    then abolish the Jury System. Use experts instead.

    That or educate your people.

  101. harm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Irreparable harm is one of the factors required for a preliminary injunction (while case has not reached final outcome) . It is not required for a permanent injunction (after case has finally decided, usually only administered after final appeal has been ruled on).

    Past damages need not show harm at all. One only needs to prove what a "hypothetical negotiation" would have brought the patentee in licensing fees in order to determine a reasonable royalty.

    A hypothetical negotiation in this case would involve the question: What would EBay have paid (at the time of initial infringement, I believe) in order to have the right to use the technology in question.

  102. irreparable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So, you list a law firm as your web page and you do not emphasis the significant distinction between a a preliminary and permanent injunction?

    I don't see anywhere a relationship between irreparable harm and a permanent injunction.

    1. Re:irreparable by werdna · · Score: 1

      So, you list a law firm as your web page and you do not emphasis the significant distinction between a a preliminary and permanent injunction?

      I didn't emphasize many important distinctions, true -- in fact, I wasn't addressing that point at all. With all due respect, I didn't think it relevant, and wasn't inclined to write a treatise about irrelevant things.

      I don't see anywhere a relationship between irreparable harm and a permanent injunction.

      So look deeper. Consider actual sources of law, many of which are available on the internet, rather than sources of summaries of the law.

      Section 283 of the patent act provides that injunctions (permanent and termporary) will issue in accordance with "the principles of equity," which is a legal term referring not to general niceness, but to a particular body of law --equity-- which requires "irreparable harm" as a precondition to the issuance of an injunction. While a showing of patent validity gives rise to a presumption of irreparable harm, the presumption can be rebutted by evidence of record. It is rare a permanent injunction is denied, but facts could exist where it would be inappropriate.

  103. same time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    If you invent Thing X independently at about the same time that I did, all you have to do is prove it to within a reasonable degree of certainty and poof! My patent goes away

    There's more to all of the intricacies to section 102 law than the above simplification. Any of the patent's claim(s) may be invalidated or they may not, depending on all sorts of conditions melded out of years of case law.

  104. Re:Never mind by ToeDruid · · Score: 1

    Didn't see the statement "On the other hand"

    Sorry....:)

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  105. "easy to see"? by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    Sure seems easy to me. You have to devote much of your time navigating a minefield of patents--the lawyers are the only ones getting ahead here. Short term or long term, patents retard development and that's easy to see.

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  106. Maybe the jury was asked the wrong question. by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

    If you're on a jury and you're told someone has patented breathing, and you're given evidence that a person is breathing, and you're asked if he infringed the patent, then the answer is obvious, you don't have to think about it. The answer is, "yes", of course the breathing person is infringing the patent.

    But it's the wrong question. What you should be asked is, is this patent nutty. Then you can say, "yes, it's nutty, it's invalid."

    I read three newspaper articles on this, and not a single one said whether the jury was asked to rule whether the patent in question was frivolous. And that is the key question.

    1. Re:Maybe the jury was asked the wrong question. by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      Nope, I just now read the actual verdict and the jury did rule that the patent was non-obvious. The newspaper reports apparently just didn't think this worth mentioning.

      I have always been troubled by a dangrous ambiguity in the term "obvious". What is obvious to the man in the street is a very different thing from what would be obvious to an expert in the field. I just have to wonder if the jury is using a "lay" sense of obvious. Because when I read the actual verdict document, it says only "Do you find [. . .] patent is invalid due to obviousness." Reading that just as a lay person, I would say, "well, nothing about the field is obvious to me, all these computers are a deep mystery to me, so naturally this isn't obvious either".

  107. Re: Where is eBays bar codes system? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the patent and it keeps on mentioning a method where a "bar code system" is used - a bar code scanner and printer. Well, I have used eBay before and don't recall any barcode system in place. It also describes using "inexpensive terminals" (I read as dumb terminals), not necessarily PC's. To me, is sounds like what the patent describes is different. I have a patent in which part of it describes using steel, does that mean I can go out and sue any manufacturer that uses steel? I dont think so...

    I did a search and didnt find any patent on this idea so i will file one: an aparatus by which air is introduced into a device through expansion and contraction of the abdominal muscle, where said air is to then be transferred to blood cells (aka breathing), then I will sue anyone that infringes!!!