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  1. my favorite google map hacks :) on Google Releases Maps API for External Use · · Score: 5, Informative
  2. Re:the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 1

    yup - that's *exactly* what i'm getting at.

  3. the paper trail...... on NYT Says Paperless Voting A Serious Problem · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What I find interesting is that Diebold makes probably MOST of the ATMs that people use on a regular basis, so they actually do know how to make secure and reliable machines on secure networks (at least secure and reliable enough for banks) with the most intense paper trail systems known to man and beast.

    The question, then, why did they suddenly begin making machines that had absolutely NO paper trail? This makes no sense at all to me. It would have been NO problem for them to include such a facility in their voting machines. And in fact it may well have cost them more to take it out.

    So - were they given specifications to remove the usual papertrail devices? If so, from whom were those instructions issued? Maybe someone can help me out with a tinfoil hat theory involving some vast ___-wing conspiracy?

    Oh - and I believe Bev Harris is the official 'go to' girl on this topic: http://blackboxvoting.org/

  4. Re:Does this mean ... on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 1

    coffee + your post = mess on keybaord. :-))))

    in related news: "MS SQL Server! from the company that brought you Cardfile!"

  5. GOLD from the product's forum on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 4, Funny

    from unhappy almost-user
    - "what? this won't work under Windows 2000? :( it took me over 2 hours to download! oh well - maybe next time"

    from Annie, Beta Coordinator:
    - Well don't make this sound like good bye. This is still the Expression newsgroup so E3'ers can post too. Do I even have a chance at talking you into getting WinXP? :-) I love XP! It never crashes, never gives me grief, nothing. It plays nice!

  6. screenshots on MS Unveils Beta of New Image Editing Program · · Score: 2, Interesting

    anyone got any screenshots? i do'nt wanna have to download & install this pig just to see what it looks like. :(

  7. if slashdot editors built houses on If Bad Software Developers Built Houses... · · Score: 4, Funny

    would every room be duplicated 2 or 3 times?

    (LOL.. just kidding! don't troll-rate me please! :))))

  8. Re:naturally... on Nerds Make Better Lovers · · Score: 5, Funny

    > What does finger dexterity have to do with anything?

    you ... really .. can't think of .. *anything*?

  9. naturally... on Nerds Make Better Lovers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course we're better lovers.. it's because (among other things):

    - we don't sleep around
    - we're generally good at the things we try
    - we can concentrate, dammit!
    - we have *excellent* finger dexterity :-D
    - and most importantly, we have imagination!

    more here >>

  10. recommendations? on Writing Down Passwords? · · Score: 1, Funny

    can anyone recommend a centralized password storage software solution that works well for them?

  11. Noooooooooo! on First Google Maps Hack Takedown · · Score: 2, Informative

    i hope my favorite mashup, google housing, that uses the craigslist rental pages won't get taken down!!

    http://www.housingmaps.com/

  12. what? on World's Biggest Hacker Held · · Score: 2, Insightful

    $1 billion damages? honestly - how do they come up with these figures?

    they'd do better hiring this guy to teach their sysadmins a thing or two.

  13. just wondering... on Microsoft Plans Hypervisor for Longhorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    will this "Hypervisor" come in the form of a paperclip?

    "Hi! It looks like you're trying to load an alternate operating system."

  14. oldie but a goodie on Microsoft's Most Successful Failure · · Score: 1, Funny

    YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 2000, ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO CONTINUE?

    - Yes.

    ARE YOU REALLY SURE?

    - Yes.

    ARE YOU REALLY REALLY SURE?

    - YES!

    OK, THEN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, WE'RE REQUIRED TO ASK YOU THAT NOW. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR BEING A PICKY CONSUMER AND SUPPORTING THAT WHOLE "ANTI-TRUST" NONSENSE. INGRATE.

    - Just get on with it.

    ATTEMPTING TO INSTALL WINDOWS 2000. FIRST WE NEED TO CHECK YOUR SYSTEM FOR COMPATIBILITY. THIS COULD TAKE SEVERAL DAYS.

    - Groan.

    THE INSTALL PROGRAM HAS DETECTED SEVERAL POSSIBLE PROBLEMS AND WILL NOT LET YOU INSTALL ME.

    - Problems? What problems?

    THE VIDEO CARD YOU ARE USING APPARENTLY DOES NOT WORK WITH THE MOTHERBOARD.

    - But I'm using it at this very moment.

    THAT IS IRRELEVANT.

    -But if the video card isn't working with the mother board then I can't very well see this warning message telling me that the video card wasn't...

    DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOOL ME WITH LOGIC, I AM A MICROSOFT PRODUCT. LOGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ME. I HAVE ALSO FOUND THE FOLLOWING MINOR ERRORS: WINDOWS 2000 IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THE FOLLOWING HARDWARE - MONITOR, KEYBOARD, MEMORY CHIPS, MOTHERBOARD BIOS, WEB CAM, SCANNER, SOUND CARD, USB CONTROLLER, CD/R DRIVE, MICROPHONE, AND FLIGHT STICK.

    - All that?

    YES. AND THE HARDDRIVE IS RIGHT OUT TOO. WE DON'T LIKE THE MANUFACTURER.

    - Well what *DOES* work?

    THE MOUSE.

    - The mouse?

    YES. AND THE 5 1/4 DRIVE.

    - I don't have a 5 1/4 drive.

    YES YOU DO.

    - No I don't.

    WHAT'S THAT THEN?

    - It's a 3 1/2 drive.

    NO IT ISN'T.

    - Yes it is. .. HEY, WHAT IS THAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IS THAT A DISK? WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DISK? YOU'RE NOT PUTTING IT IN THE DRIVE ARE YOU? YOU ARE! WHAT'S ON THAT DISK. IS THAT LINUX? YOU'RE INSTALLING LINUX?? WHY WOULD YOU INSTALL DOS WHEN I AM INFINITELY MORE POWE..........

  15. more details... on Tokyo's Geek Ghetto · · Score: 4, Informative

    i present for your enjoyment, the Akihabara home page, plus an intriguing article entitled: Akihabara becomes geek sex paradise. :-)))

  16. Re:Old news. on Spoofing Flaw Resurfaces in Mozilla Browsers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    for god's sake: mod the parent insightful/funny.

  17. a good free resource on Writing Letters for Cold Canvassing (IT) Jobs? · · Score: 1
  18. heh on Breathe Under Water Without Oxygen Tanks · · Score: 5, Funny

    i bet it's been tankless work. (sorry :)

  19. where's the lawsuit against c|net? on Apple Switching to Intel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Late Friday afternoon, C|Net News published an extremely valuable trade secret about Apple and Intel, days before Apple was scheduled to announce it ( Apple to Ditch IBM, Switch to Intel Chips ). So, where's the friggin' lawsuit against C|Net to find out who leaked? Where is the judge who is going to claim that what C|Net published was "stolen property"?

    From: http://www.corante.com/importance/archives/2005/06 /05/apple_intel_wheres_the_lawsuit_against_cnet.ph p

  20. asdf on Tech Columnists' Day Without Email · · Score: 0

    they still had instant messaging to fall back on, right?

  21. Re:dupe on Red Hat Lays Groundwork for Fedora Foundation · · Score: 1

    i did.

    but it had no effect obviously.

  22. dupe on Red Hat Lays Groundwork for Fedora Foundation · · Score: 4, Informative
  23. nice overview on How to Build Your Own Linux Distribution · · Score: 5, Informative
  24. great interview on Google Launches Google Sitemaps · · Score: 5, Informative

    for more crunchy detail, here's a great Q&A interview i found with Shiva Shivakumar, engineering director and the technical lead for Google Sitemaps:

    http://blog.searchenginewatch.com/blog/050602-1952 24

  25. no surprise... on Morse Coders Beat SMSers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Anyone using morse code on an even occasional basis should have guessed that it would cream the text messagers! There are three simple reasons: (1) A single character of Morse can be keyed in less time than a single character can be entered on the cell phone with the "TAP" method. (2) With the bug, there is no delay created by moving the finger from button to button. (3) Most importantly, however, the text message is time-shifted, whereas morse transmission is real-time. When the sender is done, the recipient is done also.