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  1. Re:Must purchase two? on Holy iPad Slayer! Company Releases World's First Christian Tablet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Commandments last updated: 6000 B.C. Your commandments are out of date [refresh][cancel]

  2. Re:Inertia on Is It Time To End Our Love Affair With the QWERTY Keyboard? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stupid sexy Flanders

  3. Re:This case is a joke. on Kim Dotcom Offers the DoJ a Deal · · Score: 5, Funny

    The US seized his TLD. Now hes just Kim

  4. Re:Voting with wallet on Cisco's Cloud Vision: Mandatory, and Killed At Their Discretion · · Score: 1

    My laptop is powered by a cat on a treadmill and a hamster in a wheel. The power only goes off when they fight.

  5. Re:Go Ballmer! on Australian Billionaire Plans To Build Titanic II · · Score: 1

    Theyre all the same size lying down...

  6. Re:Go Ballmer! on Australian Billionaire Plans To Build Titanic II · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Of course it will sink if you put a hole in it,' Mr Palmer said in response to questions from reporters on whether the Titanic replica would sink.

    Lowering the bar a bit this time, then.

  7. Re:Switch away from .com? on US Asserts Super-Jurisdiction Over Dot-Com, Dot-Net, and Dot-Org Domains · · Score: 1

    To www.solarmovie.eu

  8. Re:Wifi on Ask Slashdot: Wireless Proximity Detection? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Hes a slashdotter. Celibacy is implied.

  9. Re:I Guarantee on Autonomous Vehicles and the Law · · Score: 1

    Its a cunning plan and might just work, Mr Luthor.

  10. Re:Can I download it? on UK Recruiting Codebreakers Via Social Networks · · Score: 1

    A GUI?

  11. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 1, Informative

    Its a no-brainer to anybody who's thought about it for more than 5 minutes.

    http://www.universetoday.com/14544/one-way-mission-to-mars-us-soldiers-will-go/

  12. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 0

    How is it giving up? Its the complete opposite!

    Its getting as much value for you life as is possible.

    You'd be helping humanity populate another world for fucks sake.

  13. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 0

    I'm not talking about getting married and building picket fences, moron

    I'm talking about preparing a scientific base and doing research for the next teams to arrive.

  14. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They'll die right here on earth too. I guarantee that. Maybe theyll get hit by a bus. Maybe have a heart attack at 50. Maybe develop cancer by 55 and In 50 years time no one will even know they existed.

  15. Re:Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why would they be expecting rescue? Rescue from what? Theyre colonists.
    Read about expeditions to the North and South poles. Read about guys who climb mount Everest. If human history was left to people like you we'd still be living in primordial swamps

    "im not climbing out onto land! its just fine here with these gills i've got"

    Maybe dont put your name forward then. They can send someone with balls:

    http://www.universetoday.com/14544/one-way-mission-to-mars-us-soldiers-will-go/

  16. Why return mission? on NASA's Next Mission: Deep Space · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i never understood why NASA insists on making the Mars trip a return mission. Why waste 3 years there and back stuck in the middle of space doing no science?

    Just send a couple of guys there and make it a one way mission. They can start colonising immediately and start building stuff. Pioneers used to do that sort of thing all the time in the new world.

    People place too much value on human life. If the Chinese send anyone theyd do it that way.

    I bet NASA could find a million volunteers to do it and id be one of them. Id do it for a single week on Mars.

  17. Re:Okay on Fine Structure Constant May Not Be So Constant · · Score: 1

    He was pillion passenger on a wall of death motorbike

  18. Re:I guess breakfast on The RMS Tour Rider · · Score: 2

    To make cereal yourself from scratch, one must first create the universe

  19. Re:hmm... on EU Sending a Probe To the Sun · · Score: 1

    Theyll go at night.

  20. Re:Even 2-5 minutes would help on Could Electron Counts Detect Major Earthquakes? · · Score: 4, Funny

    The general safety instruction is make sure youre in a basement during tornados and flying at 10,000 feet for earthquakes.

    Dont mix the two.

  21. Re:Space elevator on UK To Get £50m Graphene Research Hub · · Score: 1

    I know you're joking, but OP makes a serious point. One of these erasers traveling at 30,000 feet at 450 miles an hour can do some damage.

  22. Re:It's at the north end of Tottenham Court Road on Google Opens First Retail Outlet In London · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mornington Crescent!

  23. Re:Frankly, that's cool on A Few Million Virtual Monkeys Randomly Recreate Shakespeare · · Score: 1

    "No shit?"

  24. Re:Ah wonderful on BMW Working On Laser Headlamps · · Score: 1

    By blinking your eyes.

    Do not look into laser headlight with remaining eye.

  25. Re:So goes a once-talented filmmaker on Lucas Loses Star Wars Stormtrooper Copyright Case · · Score: 3, Informative

    The RedLetterMedia reviews are better than the movies. Theyre fantastic.