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  1. Buddy, drop that glass of kool aid. on Laptops in Every Backpack · · Score: 2

    America's school textbook system is a racket, and the textbooks suck, not so much because of the religious wars but because it's a damn racket, but the computers don't solve that. It doesn't matter if material is "current." Algebra hasn't changed since I was in school, nor physics, nor history. And you can bet the laptops will be used to look at pablum just as bad as in the textbooks because this does nothing to address the corruption of America's educational-industrial complex.

  2. State throws snakeoil at school system.. on Laptops in Every Backpack · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's the ultimate "dog bites man" story. Let's see: Americans are insanely mobile, and yet the country has no national curriculum, so children who move have gaps in what they've learned. Any attempts to write even a skeleton for a national curriculum gets shot down by politics. By the time kids enter kindergarten, they have been driven by television to have the attention span of a horny weasel, making discipline difficult, ever more so because every class will have two or more problem kids who cannot be disciplined without a confrontation with their parents. Another two or more will have been so neglected that the teacher will have to show them how to tie their shoes, use silverware, and sometimes how to brush their teeth. Separating problem children for the benefit of normal kids is too tied up in legalities, so it just doesn't happen. Wellcome to the circus. But hold, there's more.

    Teaching doesn't pay well. So few people enter it. Many of these come from the bottom of the collegiate barrel. Ed-school is a joke. Teacher unions worsen the problem by fighting against any attempt to tighten merit requirements in the hiring, tenuring, promotion, or firing of teachers. The only surefire way to fire a teacher is to lay an accusation of pedophilia. In ed-school, teachers learn methods based on the ideology of Jean-Jacques Rousseau and his heirs, which is largely counterproductive. Ironically, ed-schools continue to represent Rousseau's ideas as grand innovation. So the classroom is a lunatic asylum, and the teachers can often be counted among the patients.

    First grade reading is hardest hit by ed-school methods, making for a piss-poor start. The impact of "whole-language" teaching has a negative effect on the entire 12 year system. Yet ed-schools stick to these methods because ed-schools are a cult, not a branch of academia. As students progress through the system, they are hit by popular culture and its pernicious influence against making any effort longer than thirty minutes. This same monstrosity also helps create the school clique system, which by high school comes to resemble wartime Beirut, minus the firearms.

    And the solution, says the state of Maine, is to give them all laptops. And people wonder why I am renewing my green card, but not filing for naturalization...

  3. Re:Linemode SSH. on SSH Vulnerability and the Future of SSL · · Score: 2

    It should not be a problem for the client to
    represent both the local typing and what is
    echoed, in linemode.

  4. Linemode SSH. on SSH Vulnerability and the Future of SSL · · Score: 2

    Sooner or later someone will patch an SSH client
    to go to linemode, where the client sends only
    one packet for each section of the session
    between carriage returns.

    Problem solved.

  5. Expect this trend to continue. on City Of Houston To Offer Free Email To Residents · · Score: 2

    When Joe Sixpack starts to need email for
    things like job-hunting, things like this
    will be damned important.

  6. All I can say is this: on Hotmail Hacked · · Score: 2

    *whew* Good thing I still have all those y2k
    supplies.

  7. Give me a C. on Report Security Problems, Face The Consequences · · Score: 2

    Mea culpa. Me go get coffee now.

  8. Everyone a winner? on Report Security Problems, Face The Consequences · · Score: 2

    You realize time or no time,
    a felony conviction can rip you
    a new career asshole on a semiregular
    basis for the rest of your life.

  9. What's important is the paper trail. on Florida County Asks Students To Crack Elections · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The most important thing about electronic elections is not that Haxor Doods can't hack into these machines after they draw the curtain. What's important is that there still be a trail of paper ballots for later audits, in case the election officials are corrupt. If you're going to use these machines, make sure they print an unambiguous ballot that the voter sees and deposits in the box. That way any mishap can be corrected.

  10. Work there? No thanks. on Patent Invention Machines · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd rather keep my soul.

  11. Why do you want to Make Money Fast? on Eliza for Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    'nuff said.

  12. When the going gets tough, on Distastful Advertising Continues: "Gatoring" · · Score: 1

    the weak get slimy. 'nuff said.

  13. Could it be.. on The Joys of School And "Website Protection" · · Score: 2

    ..that Toricelli is trying to attract any attention that will distract people from his current troubles (ethics violations accusations)? Why else would he try to re-illegalize something already illegal?

  14. I can see this already... on Xena To Join X-Files · · Score: 3

    Episode one: Xena runs out of bubble gum.

    Episode two: Xena reaches the secret boardroom
    of the plutocratic pranksters who have been
    teasing Scully and Mulder, and teaches them a
    lesson they won't forget.

    Episode three: with Xena gone, and every
    mystery solved ("and I would have gotten
    away with it if it weren't for that meddling
    barbarian princess!"), Scully and Mulder
    are reassigned to the Sklyarov case.

  15. Re:Smallpox is nasty - 33% mortality rate, on US Looks At Bioterrorism · · Score: 2

    Smallpox vaccinations lose potency after 20 years.
    Better get a booster!

  16. The Running Man is reality NOW. on "Big Brother" And The Web · · Score: 2

    According to Muslim law, stoning is done this way: you are wrapped all around in a sack and buried tightly to your waist. Then people throw stones at you that are around the size of a tennis ball. If you climb out of the pit while the stoning goes on, it is a sign from God and you are spared and released. Sounds like fun, no?

  17. Suitcases and chaff. on NASA Sends One Up; DoD Shoots One Down · · Score: 2

    Russia can develop countermeasures to Star Wars, meaning decoys and chaff for their ICBMs. If they are smart, however (and I believe they are), they will keep these to themselves.

    Other countries are fscked, however. Saddam isn't going to have a suitcase nuke any time soon. That takes too much effort, with the Israelis ready to repeat 1982 and the US patroling the air. He'll be lucky to build a truck nuke, which is not as easy to bring into Canada, let alone across the border to a population center, with the FBI and assorted other spooks working exactly to prepare for such an event..

    The same applies to ICBMs. Saddam can't add chaff countermeasures or anything else to his ICBMs (if he gets any), because his nukes will still be too large. Now, keep in mind that if Saddam, or Osama, or Moamar, or whatever next lunatic comes around (unpleasant thought of the day - what if Pakistan is taken over by someone madder than Musharaf?), is able to nuke the US and gain something by it, he will. So while Star Wars cannot protect against Pissed-Off Putin, it can protect against tinpot dictators.

  18. Re:only 8.5 watts? on Solar RISCOS Computer · · Score: 2

    Gets dark? Hand crank. Car batteries.

  19. Not zero-pollution. on Solar Power in the Third World · · Score: 5

    It takes hard-core chemical usage to
    manufacture photovoltaic cells. Just remember
    that there are other ways to exploit the sun,
    as well (solar ovens, solar heating ranges,
    et cetera).

  20. You think this is stupid? on On the Definition of a Hostile Network Connection? · · Score: 2

    I saw one case where a Windows user with some grossly inadequate "personal firewall" panicked at an attempt to connect to port 13, i.e. "daytime", i.e. the one service least likely to be even remotely useful for an attack of any kind. Thanks to clueless users we are approaching the day when people will think port 80 is the only thing that exists in the IP protocol tree.

  21. But more importantly.. on Computer Faces Human Psychological Test · · Score: 2

    will they give this "personality" the Scientology personality test? Is this AI a promising pre-Clear(TM)? Can it be audited all the way to OT(TM)? In college, one of our passtimes was to take and retake the Scientologists' tests using composite personalities (gather in threes, answer every third).

  22. My only beef with biotech on Biotech and the Environment · · Score: 2

    .. is the obvious one. Intellectual property law can turn biotech into a disaster for farmers, consumers, small time researchers, and universities. Of the other fears, I do think we should all relax. Yes, there's a risk of anaphilactic shock from GM food. But then again, we're starting to figure out what makes people hyperallergic in the first place, so the risk won't be around much longer. Frankenkudzus might spring up, but they are unlikely to be more trouble than run of the mill kudzus. The IP issues, however, are a headache and a half.

  23. Re:Look at it without the anti-microsoft glasses on MSDN Subscriber Forced to use Passport · · Score: 1
    Microsoft is licensing VERY CHEAPLY their development and office tools and a huge database of technical information. Of COURSE they have a right to know the information about the person to whom they are sending this software.
    Well, gee, VALinux is providing similar services completely free of charge, and except for services where they provide me with server space, VA isn't even tracking my browsing activity. VAL needs a large base of application software in order to make a better business case for their hardware products. MS needs the MSDN for the same reason. MS should follow VA's example.
  24. If Hague Convention goes through as is. on Ogle Does CSS and DVD Menus · · Score: 2

    Which hopefully won't happen.

  25. Read the article, mate. on Corporate-Sponsored Research Untrustworthy · · Score: 1


    "In exchange for funding, Novartis
    would be allowed to sift through the
    research of the department of plant
    and microbial biology at Berkeley's
    College of Natural Resources -
    licensing up to about one-third of the
    researchers' output."