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  1. No. on Programming and Dieting? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have an IV Caffeine drip, and a catheter. I once 'moved' in order to see whether the big shiny thing in the sky was still there. It was.

  2. Re:The "Moon" is a ridiculous liberal myth. on View the Moon in 3D on Your Desktop · · Score: 1

    Under *YOUR* feet? You, sir are forgetting that those are the LORD GOD'S feet which he allows you to use.

  3. What about philosophy professors? on MIT Professor Fired over Fabricated Data · · Score: 5, Funny

    They fabricate data all the time. We should fire them. :)

  4. Re:What was the sweet smell in NYC? on New Dust Storm on Mars Viewable with Telescopes · · Score: 1

    That's weird - we had the same in London today?! Kinda like caramel, all down the Thames.

  5. Huzzah for Zarathustra! on Is The U.S. Becoming Anti-Science? · · Score: 1

    Only philosophers who ever really got it right are now long dead. Shame, that.

    Gott ist tot.

  6. Whoosh! on Sun Claims They Make Worlds Biggest MMO · · Score: 1

    That was the sound of an allegory flying straight over you at great speed.

  7. They killed pluto! on Mars Swings Unusually Close to Earth · · Score: 1

    What do the guys at fourmilab know about new years eve 2099 that we don't know? Pluto is gone in 2100!

  8. Re:Next swing-by on Mars Swings Unusually Close to Earth · · Score: 1

    That'll be a Hohmann transfer orbit. Or you could use the Interplanetary Superhighway

  9. Assess the problem on Trying to Help a Troubled Network with Linux? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First step isn't to blunder in and migrate - the first step is to work out what's causing the outages etc. use ethereal or some other packet sniffer to establish where the broadcast floods are coming from - use nmap to find insecure hosts - also, investigate what kind of routers are being used, and what rules are being employed.

    Basically, OSS/Linux are great, but don't rush in without establishing the issues first.

  10. Blow? on The Story of Snort · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Damn. I was expecting something else. Now where's my dealer?

  11. Re:I hope on Jack Thompson Under Investigation · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who mentioned rape? He was just talking about some complimentary and amicable fellow called Bubba, who was so kind as to say that he had an aesthetically pleasing mouth. Are you insinuating something about people called Bubba?

    Kind regards,

    Bubba

  12. Re:ehhh.... on Commission Suggests UK Should End Astronaut Ban · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because in Britain most things that might be marginally dangerous and/or interesting are banned. Such as cycling on the motorway.

    Those bastards.

  13. Re:Family torn apart? on RIAA Sues a Child · · Score: 1

    And then you get the Lawyer's Zombies... LEGAL SECRETARIES!

  14. No, no on Making Your PC Dust Free? · · Score: 1

    Pluck the parrots.

  15. Re:the nature of space travel on NASA Admin Says Shuttle and ISS are Mistakes · · Score: 1

    Yes, but we're too busy thinking of the children, these days.

  16. Re:A worthwhile countdown...by accident. on Origen 360 Revealed in Less Than 12 Hours · · Score: 1

    Interesting - and maybe it isn't as accidental as it might appear....

  17. Re:You Will Be Assimilated! on First modernized GPS satellite Launched · · Score: 1

    Agreed - if they are using hydrogen masers, I presume they don't expect the satellites to have much of a lifetime.

  18. Re:Bus on Torvalds & Linux Dev Process · · Score: 1

    As the sole maintainer/builder of a sizeable project (trading system), I thoroughly sympathize - patches really aren't a problem - it's when some £$^$%^^%%$ checks in broken code, or forgets to check something in, that you want to go and wring their bloody neck, because you're pissing your sunday away trying to fix the weekly rollup build.

  19. Re:You Will Be Assimilated! on First modernized GPS satellite Launched · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You find a way of fitting a Caesium fountain clock in a smaller case.

  20. Re:Fuck them on Playing CDs a Privilege Not A Right · · Score: 1

    140 quid ten years ago... that's, what - 300 in today's money. Yeah, they were ripping you off. And inflation sucks. Which publisher, by the way? Did a stint at universal on the KR.

  21. Re:if they're drm'ed, they're NOT CD's! on Playing CDs a Privilege Not A Right · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suggest a meme, (hate that word)... start calling "DRM'ed CDs" something else. Say, maybe non-standard-and-playable-only-on-certain-player-t hingies resembling CDs.

    Coasters.

  22. Re:Second Amendment meta-discussion on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 1

    Not sure about Germany - it was bloody hard to get a gun license in the UK - I got my explosives license with trivial ease, however - just went to the post office and got the form. Total absence of logic.

  23. Re:Parent is a troll on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 1

    800 Years old, I am.

  24. Re:Second Amendment meta-discussion on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 1

    No, it's just the British media that have a problem with guns. I shoot, and hunt, and I'm as and can't fucking STAND the bullshit our government lets through. I'm incredibly British in nature, but have lived around the world enough that I understand the dire position Brits allow themselves to be in and I'm ashamed of my government, and my country.

    I must confess, in my place in France, I have a gun rack, with a variety of rifles and shotguns, all of which I bought locally, no license, nothing (admittedly in the Dordogne - farmer country) - and I go grousing and the like all the time. In the UK I have to keep my rifle and gun in a locked case in a locked metal walled room with 3 locks, and I'm not allowed to transport them on public transport, or in public view, and am limited on the amount of ammunition I can buy per annum.

    Not entirely sure what the restrictions achieve - I could still go down to Brixton or parts of Notting Hill and pick up a handgun from some dodgy rastafarian.

  25. Parent is a troll on The Quintessential Sentry Gun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Have you ever even been to Europe? Why assume that all Europeans are socialistic pansies? I'm a brit, I go and watch cuddly little foxes get mauled to death by beagles, and I shoot at the poor little birdies with a 12 bore. Oh, and deer. If you cared to do your research, you'd realise that there's a large chunk of British (and European) population who have absolutely no problem with bearing arms, because there's not really a reason not to.
    Sure, we have tighter gun control over here (for the most part - go to Kiev and you can pick up Kalashkinovs for about £15 - and then go shoot radioactive boars in the woods!), but it doesn't make all Europeans socialistic pansies.
    The media over here tends to be just as reactionary as it it can be in the states - did you ever hear about Tony Martin & Brendan Fearon? Interesting case - the left wing, proletariat media villified Tony Martin, and managed to drag public opinion in such a direction that it led to the banning of bloodsports and the like in the country - merely by raising enough bile in people who have nothing better to do with their time than whinge and bitch about things they don't know or understand.

    This has turned into more of a rant than I intended. Basically, democracy is inherently flawed - why should people who have no connection to hunting and the like be able to make any kind of a decision on the basis of whether it's right or wrong? Which brings me onto my next point - why are politicians allowed to make decisions that scientists should be making? Why are the public allowed to pressurise governments into banning scientific progress because they disagree with it because they don't understand it?!

    Anyway, back to my point. Not all europeans are whining lefty bureaucrats - in fact, the majority aren't - it's just that the whining lefty 'crats always get into government, because unfortunately the proles will do whatever the media tells them to think, and Murdoch enjoys a left wing government, as it promotes further circulation of his 'Banner' (think fountainhead).

    Ok, really rant over now.