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  1. Re:underground cave... on Oldest Human DNA Contains Clues To Mysterious Species · · Score: 1

    "underground cave" is there another kind?

    gruffalo cave

  2. OMG OMG OMG! on Battlefield 3 Banned In Iran · · Score: 1

    Iran banning this game is just sufficient justification for the US to go in and invade them!

  3. I for one would like to... on Rat Attack Causes Broadband Outage In Scotland · · Score: 1

    ugh... forget it. I hate rats.

  4. That may be true... but... on Lizards Beat Birds In Intelligence Test · · Score: 1

    my bird can kick your lizard's ass any time!

  5. I for one... on Eyeglasses Made of Human Hair · · Score: 1

    welcome our new hair-harvesting overlords.

  6. Apparently sleeping on an ugly couch.... on Are Flickr Images Abused By Foreign Businesses? · · Score: 1

    entitles you to a book loan????

  7. In other news... on Oil Exploration Leads To Video of a Mysterious Elbowed Squid · · Score: 1

    Astronauts discover squid-like aliens with elbows..

  8. Without sex for 30 months? on NASA Puts A Stop To Space Romance · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a mission to Mars, for example, which would take up to 30 months, sexual conflict or infidelity could lead to a 'breakdown in crew functioning'.

    30 months??? Who the heck can function properly without sex for 30 months?

  9. Re:gaim works for me, but loses ground from here on Linux Instant Messengers · · Score: 1

    My impression of the article is that it is trying to get OSS developers to start putting in a little effort to having little "bells and whistles". I dont think Gaim, Kopete or any other OSS Instant Messenger should go out of its way and try to support Yahoo Avatars or anything like that.

    What the article is saying is that Gaim/Kopete/whatever should try to create an environment which is fun and attractive to the younglings. Perhaps this can be done by encouraging younger developers to participate. If not for programming, at least engage them in designing some sort of attractive user interface.

    The only problem would be, how to get younger people interested in this....

  10. This just wont work! on Glowing Mosquitos Aid Malaria Battle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once the female mosquitos see the male mosquito gonads glowing, wont they suspect something is wrong??? I know my wife would never have sex with me if mine were glowing.

  11. Re:way to go on The Argument for Crackable Media · · Score: 0, Troll

    you are doing heck of a jog,us copyright office

    hopefully all that excercise will help it lose some weight ;)

  12. Re:Not quite a hoax on Single-play DVDs a Hoax · · Score: 2, Funny
    due to huge amount of negative comments from Slashdot, they pulled a PR spin, and instructed that spokesman to tell Ed that it's a hoax.

    As oppose to the usual MS bashing that happens daily in /.?

    Which planet did you come from...

    Hey, we all watched Mission Impossible. We know this has to be true!

  13. Re:So... on Linux Gains Lossless File System · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, but you can use the soon to be released MILF 1.0 file system for your jpg and mpg needs.

    Now that's one filesystem I would like to fsck upon every boot(y) ;)

  14. Re:What is that? on Cassini Returns Photos of Hyperion · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think it's a fossilized huge sperm.

    Oops. Sorry. I didnt mean to shoot it that far.

  15. CXM - CollaborationXManagement on Knowledge Management for an IT Department? · · Score: 1

    At the risk of making this sound like an advertisement...

    For the past 1 year, my company has been working on a solution for in-house knowledge management and collaboration/groupware for an organization. Our solution integrates the above with SMS notification, SyncML synchronization (calendar, contact list and todo list) for mobile devices as well as a web based email system. Since we develop it in-house, we are able to customize it for our clients.

    If you're looking for a commercial product, you can find our contact information at langkah.com. If you're looking for something open source, then I guess you should probably go search for something on sourceforge.

  16. Re:has to be said. on Korea To Build Front-line Combat Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes and after the AI in the robots decide they dont need humans anymore and take over administration, I can just see the headlines now:

    Combat Robots Got Seoul!

  17. Re:I am a cheapskate on Mothers Taking the Fight to the RIAA · · Score: 1

    Oh, really? Can they sue me for playing my flute to the tune of Beyonce's "Naughty Girl" while taking a dump in my bathroom?

  18. Re:I am a cheapskate on Mothers Taking the Fight to the RIAA · · Score: 1

    .... Oh, and sometimes I can hear the music in my head. Sounds better than the real thing.

  19. I am a cheapskate on Mothers Taking the Fight to the RIAA · · Score: 1

    Actually for me, I find it convenient:
    1) Just whistling or humming the tunes I like.
    2) When I get desperate to hear a real instrument playing, I use my PVC flute.
    3) If I want to hear the real thing, I can stand by the road side and listen to my music from those loud window-shattering, earth-shaking speakers that people put in their cars.

    That way I can avoid putting in a single cent into the RIAA/MPAA/Whatever-AA's fat pockets and yet steer clear of being sued.

  20. Re:I always wanted.. on How Do You Use Your Spare Drive Bays? · · Score: 1

    I always wanted a fu-fme, but sadly they aren't OS X compatible. :(

    I would have love one of those back in my bachelor days. Mod parent up +5 funny

  21. Re:Finally! on Virus Author Motives Changing · · Score: 1

    Finally! The year of open-source on the desktop has come!

    Really? Sounds more like Open Sores to me.

  22. Re:The Link to the story... on Google Losing Ground in China? · · Score: 1

    or if you like variety...

    Google Losing Ground In China

    Interestingly, some of the news items with this headline containing the word "baidu.com" is dated 29th August. Smells like old news to me.

  23. Re:Artist Rendering on Evidence Dinosaurs Are Like Giant Chicks · · Score: 1

    No you are both wrong. Shown here is an artist's rendering of a Velociraptor in comparison to a human:

    (picture)

  24. Re:Redundant on Australian Science Makes the Regenerating Mouse · · Score: 1

    I think you're missing the whole point of this... Once this thing is approved for humans, this could mean new hope for Lorena Bobbit's husband?

  25. Re:goaste.cx? on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: 5, Funny

    Isn't it goatse.cx anyway? yes, he misspelled it because he was temporarily blind.