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  1. Re:TROLLS,WE JUST A FEW POSTS AWAY FROM WINNING TH on Fry's Electronics - Selling Linux... Or Not? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Who cares, even if both posts get -1, my karma is still excellent.

    Or, put in terminology you understand: YOU FAIL IT. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.

  2. heh on Fry's Electronics - Selling Linux... Or Not? · · Score: 5, Funny

    They had one of these machines at their store in Houston. I fiddled around with it for a second and came to find out that the root password was blank. I told the sales guy this and he just asked me, "what's that?" I just left.

  3. Re:It's all about having it on Are We About To Enter The Age of Book Piracy? · · Score: 1

    Sir, I dunno where you get your intel, but I can asure you that most people involved in "bookwarez" actually read a very large part of what they distribute.

  4. duh on Are We About To Enter The Age of Book Piracy? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I get all my books from #bw (hi guys!). sure, it's sort of illegal, but you could similarly get it for free from the library, and if I really like the book I buy it anyway.

    IMO, more interesting than the fact that book "piracy" happens is the fact that with todays "electronic entertainment systems" people are actually willing to read a book instead of playing repetative action games.

  5. problems on MUD Co-Creator Bartle On Voice Chat in MMOGs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not only would voice destroy the ROLE PLAYING element (as he nicely puts it: "Hey, this elf babe is from England!". Hello reality."), but they present a number of technical problems. Just how would you log these chats for abuse? What about bandwidth and processing power? Even MUD servers never seem to have enough bandwidth, in graphical MMO's lag is always a huge problem, but instead of fixing those problems they go and intruduce a whole new dimension based on the presumption that it's going to "attract newbies". Well guess what? It's going to turn away long.time players.

  6. Re:DARPA on Free Software as a Public Good · · Score: 1

    Yup, more details on that here:

    http://www.deadly.org/article.php3?sid=20030417181 810
    http://www.deadly.org/article.php3?sid=20030421190 834
    http://www.deadly.org/article.php3?sid=20030422123 107


    basically, Theo said expressed anti-war sentiments and they killed the funding including the (non-refundable!) hotel reservations for the hackaton.

    oh well, what can you expect from the govt?

  7. hrm well on Free Software as a Public Good · · Score: 1

    Almost all the library computers in my country (Sweden) run FreeBSD, does that count?

  8. Re:dated?? on Worst Linux Annoyances? · · Score: 1

    I think you fucking suck. Just thought I'd let you know.

  9. attn: slashdot sucks on Walk-thru Fog Screen · · Score: -1, Troll
  10. Re:and then on New Microsoft Mouse Scrolls Both Ways · · Score: 1

    yeah opera does it too, but i usually use + and -

  11. and then on New Microsoft Mouse Scrolls Both Ways · · Score: 1

    after twenty years, they'll develop a mouse that scrolls in and out.

    how exciting!

  12. SCO on IBM Countersues SCO, And More! · · Score: 0

    This SCO thing is the best troll right after North Koreas nuclear weapon program.

  13. fs issues on Benchmarking Linux Filesystems In New 2.6 Kernel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    speed is nice, but I think the more important question is; how stable is it?

  14. game based on FUDGE? on MMOG Creators On The Levelling Treadmill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I found the role-playing system called FUDGE (the docs can be downloaded for free here wondefull. It has no concept of levelling at all, but a skill based system and is far more realistic than say, ADND. The only problem is that is relies on the GM more than other systems, but that could be changed. If they're trying to remove levelling (to an extent) they should definately check fudge out.

  15. Re:Wrong Product on Sign Language Out Loud · · Score: -1, Troll

    not to mention they might forget to put their glove off while masturbating.

    i can just hear it now

    "fish. car. fish. car. fish. car. fish. car..fis..c.f..c..f.. biscutt"

    god

    deaf people masturbating

    now thats a sick thought

    if i were an editor i would just ban me for posting such crap on slashdot

  16. Re:heh on Sign Language Out Loud · · Score: -1, Troll

    i see slashdot is not ready to talk about WHAT NEARLY THE WHOLE PLANET DOES ALL THE TIME.

    will the mod who thinks this is a troll please stand up?

    moral high ground

    blah blah

    mod me down whatever i have excellent karma

    its not funny i got it in like 36 hours

    hi

    maybe i should just post nonsense until i get to positive again

    at least there'll be a point in karma whoring

    i dont know

    btw

    http://gold-exp.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collec0.htm - TEH FUNNEY

    and now here i present THE HEDONISTIC IMPERATIVE

    A B S T R A C T
    This manifesto outlines a strategy to eradicate suffering in all sentient life. The abolitionist project is ambitious, implausible, but technically feasible. It is defended here on ethical utilitarian grounds. Nanotechnology and genetic-engineering allow Homo sapiens to discard the legacy-wetware of our evolutionary past. Post-humans will rewrite the vertebrate genome, redesign the global ecosystem, and abolish suffering throughout the living world.

    The metabolic pathways of pain and malaise evolved only because they served the inclusive fitness of our genes in the ancestral environment. They can be replaced by a radically different sort of neural architecture. Life-long happiness of an intensity now physiologically unimaginable can become the genetically-preprogrammed norm of mental health. A sketch is offered of when, and why, this major evolutionary transition in the history of life is likely to occur. Possible objections, both practical and moral, are raised and then rebutted.

    Today's images of opiate-addled junkies, and the lever-pressing frenzies of intra-cranially self-stimulating rats, are deceptive. Such stereotypes stigmatise, and falsely discredit, the only remedy for the world's horrors and everyday discontents that is biologically realistic. For it is misleading to contrast social and intellectual development with perpetual happiness. There need be no such trade-off. States of "dopamine-overdrive" can actually enhance exploratory and goal-directed activity. Hyper-dopaminergic states can also increase the range and diversity of actions an organism finds rewarding. So our descendants may live in a civilisation of well-motivated "high-achievers", animated by gradients of bliss. Their productivity may far eclipse our own.

    Two hundred years ago, before the development of potent synthetic pain-killers or surgical anaesthetics, the notion that "physical" pain could be banished from most people's lives would have seemed no less bizarre. Most of us in the urban-industrial West now take its daily absence for granted. The prospect that what we describe as "mental" pain, too, could one day be superseded is equally counter-intuitive. The technical option of its abolition turns its deliberate retention into an issue of political policy and ethical choice. to you

    TEH HEDONIST IMPERATIVE

    "Happiness is an illusion; only suffering is real."
    (Voltaire)
    0.1 The Naturalisation of Heaven.
    This manifesto combines far-fetched utopian advocacy with cold-headed social-scientific prediction. The Hedonistic Imperative outlines how nanotechnology and genetic engineering will eliminate aversive experience from the living world. Over the next thousand years or so, the biological substrates of suffering will be eradicated completely. "Physical" and "mental" pain alike are destined to disappear into evolutionary history. The biochemistry of everyday discontents will be genetically phased out too. Instead, matter and energy will be sculpted into perpetually life-loving super-beings. Their states of mind are likely to be incomprehensibly diverse by comparison with today. Yet all will share at least one common feature: a sublime and all-pervasive happiness.

    This feeling of absolute well-being will surpass anything which human neurochemistry and imagination can presently access, let alone sustain. The story gets better. Post-human states of qui

  17. heh on Sign Language Out Loud · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder what it says when you're masturbating?

  18. Re:2d shooters for linux? on 2D Shmups - History, Prospects? · · Score: 1
  19. from the article on SCO Wants $699 for Linux Systems · · Score: 1

    By purchasing a SCO Intellectual Property License, customers avoid infringement of SCO's intellectual property rights in Linux 2.4 and Linux 2.5 kernels. Because the SCO license authorizes run-time use only, customers also comply with the General Public License, under which Linux is distributed.

    huh, we'll all be running 2.6 by then anyway ;x

  20. speed on Photoshop in Linux Thanks to Disney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What about speed issues? Isn't photoshop+wine a lot slower than running it in native win32? I can hardly run mirc with wine on a 1ghz computer (only a test, I don't really use mirc ;)

  21. Re:KDE is not a Window Manager on What's Missing from Free Software? · · Score: 1

    Yes, what I was trying to say is that a small wm and seperate utilities (abiword for instance) instead of the K Desktop Enviroment would still take up less space. Plus, it would be faster.

  22. suggestion on What's Missing from Free Software? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    he writes that the 700MB are not enough, and with every version he has to dump some programs for others. how about dumping KDE in favor of some other wm that takes less space? icewm and *boxes come to mind.

  23. 6th oblivion on FCC Goes WiFi · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My mind blanks as the earth reforms. I focus on the the individual particles, it must be perfect, an action which would have taken me days and completely exausted me before, now takes only a few seconds. When the structure is completed I pick her up and levitate with her in my arms one last time. I set her down in the coffin, thinking about what could have been if I came to her help a few minutes earlier. I step outside the room and order the earth to seal it. Nobody shall ever know what lies beyond this barrier, I tell it. It obeys, knowing my pain.

    I form a dagger of pure crystal out of nothing. I think about what powers will be lost to humanity, how many will die because I will not be there to help them, but it is meaningless to me. She was everything to me and I lost her to my greed. It is better this way, I tell myself.

    I walk outside and see the sun setting behind the hills. It asks me if I need anything, and I tell it I need guardians. Moments later, the link is broken and out of the fire come four giant fire elementals. They request instruction. I tell them to destroy this forest and then return here, forever guarding this building, never to yield to any intruders. They turn and go.

    I force my body fully into this plane. Feelings of vulnerability overwhelm me, I become mortal again. I walk back into the building and the earth understands, opening the passage for me. I sit next to her, touching her cold hand. I am sorry, I think, the thought echoing through the fabric of reality, a sign of how powerful I have become. I drive the dagger into my heart feeling not pain, but relief. I am sorry, I think again, and this time I feel she is responding. Perhaps we will be together in whatever is to come, I silently say to myself. I smile as I close my eyes and submit to the darkness.

    But the powers that be will not let me rest. I have been assigned the role of the deathbringer of a strange world I have never seen before, with the promise that I will be reunited with my love at the end of time. There is nothing but death for those whom I set my gaze upon, and nobody understands why I do it. I am hated and feared by them, but I do not care.

    I have become a Troll.

  24. 5th oblivion. on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My mind blanks as the earth reforms. I focus on the the individual particles, it must be perfect, an action which would have taken me days and completely exausted me before, now takes only a few seconds. When the structure is completed I pick her up and levitate with her in my arms one last time. I set her down in the coffin, thinking about what could have been if I came to her help a few minutes earlier. I step outside the room and order the earth to seal it. Nobody shall ever know what lies beyond this barrier, I tell it. It obeys, knowing my pain.

    I form a dagger of pure crystal out of nothing. I think about what powers will be lost to humanity, how many will die because I will not be there to help them, but it is meaningless to me. She was everything to me and I lost her to my greed. It is better this way, I tell myself.

    I walk outside and see the sun setting behind the hills. It asks me if I need anything, and I tell it I need guardians. Moments later, the link is broken and out of the fire come four giant fire elementals. They request instruction. I tell them to destroy this forest and then return here, forever guarding this building, never to yield to any intruders. They turn and go.

    I force my body fully into this plane. Feelings of vulnerability overwhelm me, I become mortal again. I walk back into the building and the earth understands, opening the passage for me. I sit next to her, touching her cold hand. I am sorry, I think, the thought echoing through the fabric of reality, a sign of how powerful I have become. I drive the dagger into my heart feeling not pain, but relief. I am sorry, I think again, and this time I feel she is responding. Perhaps we will be together in whatever is to come, I silently say to myself. I smile as I close my eyes and submit to the darkness.

    But the powers that be will not let me rest. I have been assigned the role of the deathbringer of a strange world I have never seen before, with the promise that I will be reunited with my love at the end of time. There is nothing but death for those whom I set my gaze upon, and nobody understands why I do it. I am hated and feared by them, but I do not care.

    I have become a Troll.

  25. oblivion on MSI's Home Theatre PC Reviewed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    My mind blanks as the earth reforms. I focus on the the individual particles, it must be perfect, an action which would have taken me days and completely exausted me before, now takes only a few seconds. When the structure is completed I pick her up and levitate with her in my arms one last time. I set her down in the coffin, thinking about what could have been if I came to her help a few minutes earlier. I step outside the room and order the earth to seal it. Nobody shall ever know what lies beyond this barrier, I tell it. It obeys, knowing my pain.

    I form a dagger of pure crystal out of nothing. I think about what powers will be lost to humanity, how many will die because I will not be there to help them, but it is meaningless to me. She was everything to me and I lost her to my greed. It is better this way, I tell myself.

    I walk outside and see the sun setting behind the hills. It asks me if I need anything, and I tell it I need guardians. Moments later, the link is broken and out of the fire come four giant fire elementals. They request instruction. I tell them to destroy this forest and then return here, forever guarding this building, never to yield to any intruders. They turn and go.

    I force my body fully into this plane. Feelings of vulnerability overwhelm me, I become mortal again. I walk back into the building and the earth understands, opening the passage for me. I sit next to her, touching her cold hand. I am sorry, I think, the thought echoing through the fabric of reality, a sign of how powerful I have become. I drive the dagger into my heart feeling not pain, but relief. I am sorry, I think again, and this time I feel she is responding. Perhaps we will be together in whatever is to come, I silently say to myself. I smile as I close my eyes and submit to the darkness.

    But the powers that be will not let me rest. I have been assigned the role of the deathbringer of a strange world I have never seen before, with the promise that I will be reunited with my love at the end of time. There is nothing but death for those whom I set my gaze upon, and nobody understands why I do it. I am hated and feared by them, but I do not care.

    I have become a Troll.