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  1. Uh oh.. the mi-go are here. on Teen Plays Videogame With Brain Signals · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess we'll hear teens talking on X-Box Live about their bitchin' new brain cylinders next.

  2. Here's how to get free work from gaming employees! on Life Behind The Counter · · Score: 1

    I heard a rumour that at least one games store gets extra unpaid work out of its employees, by only contracting them for a very small number of hours a week, but have them rota-ed in for the hours the store needs them for. Then, they expect them to stay late unpaid to hoover up and clean up the store, on top of their rotated hours. Should anyone complain, they find themselves rotated down to the minimum number of hours they were contracted for.

  3. If they're looking to court respectability.. on Google Buys YouTube for $1.65 Billion · · Score: 1

    .. and legitimacy for YouTube, I guess the first major change will be the removal of all copyrighted video and subsequent policing of the site. At the time of writing, there's a hell of a lot of copyrighted shows on there. Granted, you can't easily download them, but it's still legally dodgy at best and downright illegal at worst.

  4. I find the above post offensive.. on A Gaming War Between Islam and the West? · · Score: 1

    As a vegetarian, I insist that all references to 'Halal beef' must be replaced with 'Ethically Killed Tofurkey'

  5. Good news for shoplifters.. on HP's Memory Spot Chip · · Score: 1

    Who could deliberately sabotage their chip, and when they're caught shoplifting, they could just say that you didn't realize their chip was faulty. Who'd be able to prove different?

  6. You're all ignoring the really important issues.. on Phantom Entertainment Announces Lapboard Preorders · · Score: 1

    .. specifically, that there are no more Phantom jokes left. Whatever will journos do now?

  7. There's always time for zombie smooshing! on Do Gamers Really Need HDTV? · · Score: 1

    Thing is, if you have a SD TV in the UK, you can have your 360 connected via a scart cable. Which is as sharp a picture as you can get on a SD telly, and the text is entirely legible in that mode. As for HD games, my thoughts on it mirror my thoughts on HD movies. If a game needs to me HD to be worth playing, then it isn't worth playing at all.

  8. Updatable consoles? This is not good. on Wii Will Have an Updatable Linux OS · · Score: 1

    The ability to update an operating system and games is a bad thing, as far as a consoles are concerned. One of the reasons I bought an X-Box was so I wouldn't have to deal with patches. And by and large, the games for that console were released bug-free - because Microsoft explicitly said that Live could not be used for patches (I believe it was used once, for a patch for Unreal Tournament). Yet now, Live on the 360 appears to act as a standard patch and OS delivery system. Hence we've had games released that deleted saves, wiped your online score and worse. If I wanted patching/updating, I'd buy a console.

  9. Jaded gamer, anyone? on The Changing Face of Gaming · · Score: 1

    That's what I'd consider myself anyway. I've been playing games for a while, and both this and the fact I've recently started using a Gamefly style rental service, seems to have left me with a low tolerance for crappy games. If I come up against a really stupid thing in a game then I usually end up shoving it back it the rental envelope. Granted, I occasionally take it back out and try again, but mostly it ends up going straight back to the rental place.

  10. Haven't they been trying this for ages? on The Changing Face of Gaming · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall there being licence agreements in some games saying that the users are effectively renting the software. Granted, the control was then with the user, but they still, in theory, had the ability to declare any game a pirate copy, legally dodgy as that may be.

  11. 'Everyone's Coming To The Online Party!' on The Changing Face of Gaming · · Score: 2, Funny

    .. says the article. And thanks to the 360's Live Camera, just like a party, they can now get drunk and flash their various bodyparts at you. Truly, this is a bold new age of gaming.

  12. Black and holy? That'd be Archbishop Desmond Tutu. on Survey of Super Massive Black Holes Completed · · Score: 1

    So just what do Nasa think they're doing focusing their telescopes on his house? Are they trying to see what lottery numbers he uses?

  13. So how long before someone does a remix? on Police Using YouTube to Catch Killers · · Score: 1

    I'm only half kidding, either. Given that YouTube inhabitants are usually only slightly more sane than your average MySpace user, I suspect it won't be long before spoof or remix videos start cropping up.

  14. And.. on 64% of Online Gamers Are Female · · Score: 4, Funny

    .. 100% of those 20% followed their survey reply with 'r U lesbAin? my PuSSy is hott 4u. wAnna cYber?'

  15. This thread makes Jamie Lee Curtis sad. on Making Computer Memory From a Virus · · Score: 1

    I hear she's campaigning not to have have this technology used in any russian research vessels.

  16. Paging Nyko to this thread... on PS3 Problems Cause Sony Stocks to Slide · · Score: 1

    Or maybe not, since they're probably already working on a PS3 version of their clip-on 360 Intercooler. Although having said that, I found the intercooler actually caused problems - I had red ring errors occasionally on my 360 and have had none in the two weeks since I took it off.

  17. Is it also worth the drama? on Is Backyard Wind Power Worth It? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because some communities tend to be rather picky about what you put up. Even if it's only slightly visible, some drama queen or snooty neighbour may kick up a fuss about it.

  18. Anyone else thinking.. on HOWTO Commit Corporate Espionage · · Score: 1

    .. that you'll pay your money, open the boxes they send you to find that they all contain egg cartons and a few tubes of pritt-stick?

  19. Oh god, my brain! on Hubble Discovers Dark Spot on Uranus · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Slashdot. Just when I'd forgotten about the 'anal bleaching' procedure shown on Channel 5 a while back, this topic title brought all the horror flooding back.

  20. At least they've dropped the worst part of Shenmue on Yakuza Review · · Score: 1

    .. which was the Dragons Lair style button pushing sections. These cropped up way to often, turning an action RPG into a Simple Simon style action tester. The downside is that the 'Sega Arcade' featured in the game doesn't actually have any playable Sega games in it.

  21. Depends upon... on Shiny Entertainment Purchased, Absorbed · · Score: 1

    .. whether 'non-game' means anything but the games, or anything unconnected in any way to the games. If it's the first, they'll have ended up with the merchandising rights to any Earthworm Jim toys/cartoons etc.

  22. It just goes to show.. on Amazon's A9 Drops Retained Data Methods · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    .. how people will jump through hoops for something free/money off. The site offered about 1.5% which is pretty piss poor. I sure as hell wasn't going to dump google just for the sake of discount that wouldn't even cover postage.

  23. There's already a precedent... on Invisible Unmanned Aircraft · · Score: 1

    .. for unmanned invisible aircraft. Wonder Woman's had one for ages.

  24. Christ, yes. on Caller ID Watches · · Score: 1

    Even if it didn't offer full caller ID on a landline, being able to see if the call was domestic or international would be great. Because here in the UK, pretty much every international call you get is some stooge in India trying to flog you something. Add a button to cut the call off remotely and you'd have a great piece of kit.

  25. Re:Looks Good on How the Wii Was Born · · Score: 1

    What bothers me about the Wii is not that it may not be as a powerful. My concern is that it's lacking a hard disk - a device which let the X-Box handle games like Halo, a title which would have required long load times on the PS2. I'm going to wait and see how well the Wii handles loading games before I invest in one.